1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:04,212 Is it just me, or is it really cold in here? 2 00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:06,089 Well, here. Why don't you wear this? 3 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,926 Your Letterman jacket? 4 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,636 Yeah. Oh. 5 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:13,930 You said you were cold. 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,266 Yeah-- Uh-- I did. I am. 7 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,019 Brr. Cold. 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,479 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 9 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,148 Well, later, Rooney. 10 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:27,193 [BOTH STAMMER] 11 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:36,327 Do my crystal-clear emerald-green eyes deceive me 12 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,788 or did Diggie just give you his Letterman jacket? 13 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,291 ♪ Con-graz-ulations. ♪ 14 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,960 Okay, simmer down, Liv. 15 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,129 I was just cold. It doesn't mean anything. 16 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,590 It's so obvi he likes you, Maddie. 17 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:51,843 Okay, I know he likes me, but do you think he like like likes me? 18 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:54,471 I think I know, but how do I like know know? 19 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,014 [CLEARS THROAT] 20 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:58,099 Well, he gave you his coat coat. 21 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,645 Maybe he's just confused as to how you feel 22 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,564 with all the "'sups" and the "stuffs" 23 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:06,983 and the "bam whats" flying at him. 24 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,569 It's honestly amazing that he stuck around this long. 25 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,447 Just tell him you like him already. 26 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:13,907 I don't know, Liv. 27 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:16,117 I think Diggie and I are fine the way we are. 28 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,870 I mean, you're acting like every time we see each other it's completely awkward. 29 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:20,372 Hey, Rooney. 30 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,961 Just forgot my wallet in my jacket, so... 31 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,046 -[GASPS] -Um... 32 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:29,881 Um... [CHUCKLES] 33 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:31,257 Oh. 34 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:37,764 -Here you go. -Thank you. 35 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:39,891 -S'up? -Stuff. 36 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:41,393 Bam, what? 37 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:46,272 So what do you think he meant by "stuff"? 38 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:49,567 [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 39 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:51,236 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 40 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:53,321 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 41 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,573 ♪ I'm up with the sunshine Let's go ♪ 42 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,742 ♪ I lace up my high tops Oh no ♪ 43 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,911 ♪ Slam dunk Ready or not ♪ 44 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:01,996 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 45 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,249 ♪ I'm under the spotlight Holler ♪ 46 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:06,501 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 47 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:08,712 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 48 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,338 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 49 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,841 ♪ When you say yea-ah-ah ♪ 50 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,718 ♪ I say no-oh-oh ♪ 51 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,886 ♪ When you say, stop ♪ 52 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,431 ♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪ 53 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:22,434 ♪ You, you The other half of me, me ♪ 54 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,686 ♪ The half I'll never be ♪ 55 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:28,064 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 56 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,234 ♪ You, you The better half of me, me ♪ 57 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,611 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 58 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,447 ♪ But we both know ♪ 59 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,657 ♪ We're better in stereo. ♪ 60 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,247 Welcome... 61 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:47,167 from across the void of space 62 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,793 to Rocketry Club. 63 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:53,006 Rocketry Club is for people with such diverse interests 64 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:55,508 as building rockets, launching rockets 65 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,344 and talking about rockets. 66 00:02:57,427 --> 00:03:00,138 Ooh, we also occasionally draw rockets 67 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:04,059 we hope to one day build, launch and talk about. 68 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,977 Fellow rocketeers, 69 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:08,271 I present to you 70 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,524 the Viper XT. 71 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,443 [APPLAUSE] 72 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:17,280 Hey, Joey. Nice bottle rocket. 73 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,908 -Burn! -Oh! 74 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:22,077 The problem with Rocketry Club 75 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,788 is my arch nemesis Artie. 76 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,664 Yeah, that's right. 77 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:27,957 I have an arch nemesis. 78 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,542 I'm kind of a big deal. 79 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:30,877 [EXHALES] 80 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,047 The burn is on you, Artie. 81 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:38,134 The Viper XT solidifies my Rocketry Club dominance. 82 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,886 You can call me 83 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:42,514 ♪ The rocket king ♪ 84 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:43,765 Wah! 85 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:46,518 Oh, I believe the title of rocket king 86 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:47,852 is mine. 87 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,109 [CYMBALS CRASH] 88 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,276 [APPLAUSE] 89 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,403 Behold. 90 00:03:56,486 --> 00:04:01,700 The Falcon 500. 91 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:05,370 [SQUAWKS] 92 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,500 Ooh, check it, my homies. 93 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,670 Your supercool mom just got the newest smartphone. 94 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,756 Yep. Just holding it makes me feel smart. Whoo! 95 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,177 Pretty strong flash on this baby. 96 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,679 Maybe you boys could show me 97 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,889 some of the more sophisticated A.P.Ps. 98 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:30,687 Well, here's your first lesson, "Supercool Mom." 99 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:34,524 The homies pronounce it 'apps.' 100 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:37,861 Cool! You've got Facegab. 101 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,864 That's a video chat. I use it with all my friends. 102 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:44,784 Except Simon. He picks his nose, and I don't need to see that up close. 103 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:49,748 Okay, here. I'll show you how to call Liv. You, uh, click here, 104 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:50,832 dial her number, 105 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,710 hope she doesn't realize it's you and decide not to answer. 106 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,462 [PHONE RINGS] 107 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:58,214 -Hello? -Oh! Hey. Hello, Liv. 108 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,300 It's Mom. STYLE ::cue() 109 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,761 Guess where I'm calling you from? 110 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,597 I'm going to go with kitchen, 111 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,098 because I can see you... 112 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,308 Sitting in the kitchen. 113 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:12,187 Hey. Is that our hip-hop sno-cone maker beside your bed? 114 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:15,315 Uh, what sno-cone maker? 115 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,025 What bed? [GASPS] Who are you? 116 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:23,031 How dare they steal our sno-cone maker? 117 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:26,284 Let's go rescue the notorious S.N.O. 118 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,538 Bad news from the exterminator, hon. 119 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:33,541 We've got wood-eating powder post beetles. 120 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:36,670 Oh. My grandmother had those in her old house. 121 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:37,921 I never saw that house. 122 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,047 Exactly. 123 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:41,925 They need to tent our place. 124 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,678 We've got to pack up anything we don't want pesticide on 125 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,554 and clear out for the weekend. 126 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:50,642 Ooh. I'm thinking a last minute weekend getaway to Madison 127 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,561 so we can swim, shop, play, shop and shop. 128 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,022 But... 129 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,691 this has to be a secret. 130 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:01,027 If liv finds out we have bugs, she will freak out. 131 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:04,072 Oh, Liv has an irrational fear of bugs. 132 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,700 When she was little, I read her the first three pages 133 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,744 of Charlotte's Web and she passed out. 134 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:13,665 Last week, Liv was in the shower. She saw a ladybug and... 135 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,458 this happened. 136 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,293 Turns out it wasn't a ladybug. 137 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,254 It was a jelly bean. 138 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:22,340 I never know what's in my hair until I rinse it out. 139 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,096 Ooh, tangerine. 140 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:32,142 So I'm gonna go on the internet and make us a hotel reservation 141 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,352 with my fab new phone. 142 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:35,645 The future is now. 143 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,897 -[PHONE BEEPING] -Oh, I don't like the future. 144 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,903 We saw the sno-cone maker. Hand it over. 145 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,447 ♪ You'll never find it. ♪ 146 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:46,906 I found it. 147 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:52,579 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING] ♪ Lemon, coconut, strawberry, lime ♪ 148 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:55,498 ♪ You make a sno-cone while I rhyme ♪ 149 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,916 BOTH: ♪ Ho ho ho ho ♪ 150 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,210 ♪ Who wants a sno-cone? ♪ 151 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,631 And you wonder why we hid it from you. 152 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,467 [PHONE RINGS] 153 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,969 Oh, it's mom Facegabbing again. 154 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:10,722 She probably doesn't even know she called me. 155 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:14,100 I'm excited to get out of this house. I'm so ready for a change. 156 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:16,353 -Out of the house? -Shh. 157 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,645 -[PHONE BEEPS] -And mute. 158 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:20,273 Now we can hear them, but they can't hear us. 159 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,484 What does "ready for a change" mean? 160 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,736 Isn't it obvious? They want to get rid of you. 161 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:26,029 Shh. 162 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:30,825 This is such a pain to pack everything up and move out of the house. 163 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:34,037 It sounds like they sold the house and we're moving. 164 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,206 Moving? No, that can't be right. 165 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,667 I know the kids are gonna complain about missing their friends, 166 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,377 but they're gonna love Madison. 167 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,711 Madison?! 168 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,964 Madison's two hours from here. That's a completely different school 169 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:46,716 with no Diggies in it. 170 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:51,638 We have to be packed up and out of here by 4 o'clock tomorrow. 171 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,973 ALL: Tomorrow?! 172 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:56,309 How could they not tell us we're moving? 173 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:57,936 Wow. 174 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,397 Tomorrow's our last day in Stevens Point. 175 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,815 Unacceptable. 176 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,817 Mom, Dad, we heard you. 177 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,403 [GASPS] What's that noise? 178 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,487 It's your children. 179 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,823 The ones you didn't consult about Madison. 180 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,616 [WHISPERS] The phone was on? 181 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,785 Stupid A.P.Ps. 182 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:18,790 Guys, we thought you'd freak out less if we surprised you with the news. 183 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:21,876 Well, we're freaking. You have to call this off. 184 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:26,172 Sorry. Everything's paid for. We just got a really sweet deal. 185 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,717 This is an outrage. 186 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,261 Pack your swimsuits. There's a pool. 187 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,388 Ooh, game changer. I'm in. 188 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,145 Wow. 189 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,522 We are really moving. 190 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,315 Yep, it's our last day here. 191 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:47,652 [SPITS] 192 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,865 What? It's somebody else's problem now. 193 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,535 I wouldn't sit in that chair either. 194 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:01,624 Well, I'm making today count. 195 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,877 I'm gonna take Artie down and leave the school 196 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,671 the undisputed rocket king. 197 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,089 Way to go, munch. 198 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,591 You're an inspiration... 199 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,176 to no one. 200 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,469 Okay. [SCOFFS] 201 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,763 So what are you doing with your last day? 202 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:19,476 I've got a few loose ends to tie up. The less you know, the better. 203 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,605 I might poop with the door open, 204 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,899 but I still have my secrets. 205 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:29,277 I stayed up all night building a brand-new rocket. 206 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,696 It's perfect 207 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:35,241 right down to the decal of the aliens waving in the windows. 208 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:36,618 Hi, guys. 209 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,204 If I only have one day left here, 210 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,414 I'm gonna tell Diggie how I feel about him. 211 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:44,709 I'm going to stare right into those beautiful brown eyes and say, 212 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,337 "Diggie, s'up?" 213 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,132 Maybe I should write a note. 214 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,637 For my last day, I'm gonna convince Mom that I'm sick so I can stay behind 215 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,555 and say good-bye to my childhood home. 216 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:01,351 126.8. STYLE ::cue() 217 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:03,603 I'm lucky to be alive. 218 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:04,979 [COUGHS] 219 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:10,026 And that's why you never floss in space. 220 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:12,696 Think about it. 221 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:17,659 [MUSIC PLAYING THROUGH PHONE] 222 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,580 Rocketeers, 223 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,917 feast your eyes on my new rocket. 224 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,378 The "Artie is a wad-bag." 225 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,422 [APPLAUSE] 226 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,173 You can't call your rocket that. 227 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,468 Well, I've made a lot of rockets, Artie. 228 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,554 Could you, uh, say the name out loud 229 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,681 so I know which one you're talking about? 230 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,224 Nice try. 231 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,143 But do you take me for a fool? 232 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:46,062 No. I take you for a wad-bag. 233 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,775 It's time we settle who the Rocket King is once and for all. 234 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,319 Speak forth your challenge! 235 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,697 I'm speaking forth, baby. 236 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,242 The Falcon 500 237 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,161 versus "Artie is a wad-bag" 238 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:04,164 in a hallway rocket chair race. 239 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,666 I accept your challenge. 240 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,044 [SQUAWKS] 241 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:12,589 Wait, when are we doing this again? I'm a little overscheduled today. 242 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,841 -Like 3? -Does 3:30 work? 243 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,760 -3:30 by the water fountain. -Which one? The one with the gum 244 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,553 -or the one that works? -The one that works, duh. 245 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:19,888 -Well, I didn't know. -Well, now you do. 246 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,056 -Fine. -Great. 247 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,307 Challenge accepted. 248 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,186 Goodbye, old house. 249 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,313 We just barely got to know each other again 250 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,148 and now we're torn apart. 251 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:33,610 Will you comfort me, couch, collector of afternoon dreams 252 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,944 and loose change? 253 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:40,241 [CELLPHONE RINGS] 254 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,744 [GROANS] Facegabbing again, Mom? 255 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:43,870 [CLEARS THROAT] 256 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,122 Hey, Pete. It's care bear. 257 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,584 I just saw you walk down the hall. 258 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,836 Those new jeans are looking good. 259 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,422 -[GRUNTS] -[PHONE BEEPS] 260 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,885 And now I don't have to pretend to be sick. 261 00:11:58,968 --> 00:11:59,969 [CLEARS THROAT] 262 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:04,641 Oh, au revoir, stained glass window. 263 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,559 You colored my world. [CHUCKLES] 264 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,061 I remember when I was-- 265 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:16,528 -Parker, what are you doing? -I'm filling in my tunnels. 266 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,117 Okay, perhaps I should have been more specific. What?! 267 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:26,705 I've been digging an intricate network of tunnels around the house. 268 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,833 At first, it was an escape from the monotony of everyday life, 269 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,086 then it became an actual escape in case stuff got real. 270 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:39,634 You've got a serious party going on up there, don't you? 271 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,721 Hey, thanks to these tunnels, I can get from my bedroom 272 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,098 to the bathroom in three steps. 273 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,808 -Oh. -Sometimes, 274 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,518 every second counts. 275 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:59,279 I decided I should write Diggie a note, but I wanted to do something memorable. 276 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:02,574 and he left his basketball at my house, so I returned it 277 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:05,994 with the words "I like you. -Maddie" written on it. 278 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:08,955 What? 279 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,416 That's as sweet as Mad Dog Rooney gets. 280 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:14,169 Whoo! I gotta shower, guys. 281 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,420 I'm sweating like a pig. 282 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,963 I'll see you later, all right? 283 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,137 Oh hey, Maddie returned my basketball. 284 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,682 Okay. He's reading it. 285 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,896 Oh man, she got it all dirty. 286 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,647 [CLEARS THROAT] 287 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,735 S'up, Diggie. 288 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,320 Oh, hey, Rooney. 289 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,699 So, I returned your basketball. 290 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,284 Did you see what was on it? 291 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:48,328 Oh, that? Who cares? 292 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,665 -What? -Yeah, whatever. 293 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,042 It's not a big deal. 294 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,003 Not a big deal? 295 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,590 To me this was like the biggest deal ever. 296 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:04,094 Yeah, you know what? This was a mistake. 297 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,890 Wow. What was that all about? 298 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:14,145 Yeah, I'm talking to myself in the hall. Baffling girl moment. Move on. 299 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,449 All right. Once around the hall. 300 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:30,954 Winner is declared now and forever the Rocket King. 301 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,497 Holla! 302 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,167 And the loser is declared Joey. 303 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,502 Burn! 304 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:41,548 Hey, how about we make things even more interesting? 305 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:45,635 Let's say the winner gets to publicly humiliate the loser 306 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,095 for an entire week? 307 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,265 Joke's on him because, win or lose, 308 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,475 next week I'll be in Madison. 309 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,185 Future burn. 310 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,355 Yeah, he'll feel that one tomorrow. 311 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,609 Get ready to eat my exhaust. 312 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,653 You'll never catch the falcon. STYLE ::cue() 313 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,238 [SQUAWKS] 314 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,992 You'll never catch the Wad-Bag. 315 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,244 [BRAYS] 316 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,539 That's the sound a wad-bag makes. 317 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,623 Oh, wait. 318 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,209 You already knew that. 319 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:29,971 Why is everyone in your family acting so weird today? 320 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,307 The Rooneys are moving to Madison tonight. 321 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,225 You're moving? What? 322 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:35,310 Yeah, I know. 323 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:38,521 I took it pretty hard myself. But you have to embrace it, Diggie. 324 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,940 After all, if nothing ever changed, 325 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:43,109 there would be no butterflies. 326 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,154 Yeah, I'll miss you too, buddy. 327 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,201 Let's light this candle. 328 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,677 [BEEPS] 329 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,681 [KIDS CHEERING] 330 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,571 As I looked at my fellow rocketeers, I realized 331 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,323 if I became Rocket King 332 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,575 and left the next day, 333 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,202 who would lead them? 334 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,287 I had to let Artie win. 335 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,081 He was my nemesis, 336 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,209 but he was also the club's best hope. 337 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:46,756 [SCREAMS] 338 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,800 -[CRASHING] -ALL: Ooh! 339 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,345 Losing the race bruised my pride. 340 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:55,932 Smashing into the stairs bruised my shoulder, 341 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,434 my knees... 342 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,102 and my kidney. 343 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:04,733 [CHEERING] 344 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,528 Yeah! Whoo! I won. 345 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,905 I am the Rocket King. 346 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:12,949 Whoo! 347 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,035 Lead them well, wad-bag. 348 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,078 Lead them well. 349 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,830 Whoo! Yeah! 350 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,003 DIGGIE: Rooney! 351 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,923 Were you just gonna move away without saying goodbye? 352 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,593 Well, I was gonna tell you, but then I got really hurt 353 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,720 when you blew me off after reading my note. 354 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,013 What note? 355 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,057 The one that I wrote on the basketball, 356 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,642 like one does when one is terrified of getting hurt, 357 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,144 like one did. 358 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,983 I must have smudged it with my basketball pig sweat. 359 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,195 What did it say? 360 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,282 I like you, Diggie. 361 00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,620 I like you too, Maddie. 362 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,663 [CHUCKLES] 363 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,457 Coming through, people. 364 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,834 Tunnels don't fill themselves. 365 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,421 Ignore him. Stay focused. 366 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:09,506 Okay. 367 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,885 If you're moving, I want you to have this. 368 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,305 And not because you're cold. 369 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,891 But because... 370 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,351 this means something to me. 371 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,436 Like you do. 372 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,821 JOEY: Diggie! 373 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:38,618 I knew you'd come by. 374 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:41,830 Couldn't let your best pal leave town without saying goodbye, huh? 375 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,291 [CLEARS THROAT] 376 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,002 [SIGHS] 377 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,712 I really like you, man. 378 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,052 Oh. 379 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:59,347 The doorjamb where Mom and Dad marked our heights. 380 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:03,018 I was always an eighth of an inch taller than Maddie, not that it matters... 381 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,561 but it does. 382 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,230 Listen up! 383 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,733 We have some big news. 384 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:13,445 Maddie and Diggie are officially in like with each other. 385 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,196 [SQUEALS] Finally. 386 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,364 The birth of Miggie. 387 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,409 Yeah, don't do that. 388 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,286 Aw, I kind of like it. 389 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,370 I hate it. 390 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,458 [CHUCKLES] I'm so glad you guys are finally together. 391 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,086 [GROANS] This is too much. 392 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:33,298 I mean, we can't leave. Our entire lives are here. 393 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:38,261 I don't care what Mom and Dad say. I am staging a live-in. 394 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:40,555 Who's with me? 395 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,560 Hey, kids. 396 00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:51,524 So I see you guys have packed. 397 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,653 We are not letting you sell the house and move us to Madison. 398 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,030 Sell the house? 399 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,907 Where on Earth did you get that idea? 400 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:03,286 From when you Facegabbed us. We heard your whole devious plan. 401 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,373 Yeah. And I heard you talking about Dad's new pants. STYLE ::cue() 402 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,957 [GRUNTS] Gross! 403 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:14,047 First of all, when your father looks even remotely fashionable 404 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,882 I have to encourage that. 405 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,218 It's true. 406 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,803 It's like training a seal. 407 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:25,100 And second of all, I don't know what you think you heard on Facegab, 408 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:29,354 but we are not moving to Madison, we're just going there for the weekend. 409 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,981 You mean I filled in my tunnels for nothing? 410 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,484 Tunnels? 411 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,362 Stuff just got real. 412 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:42,826 [GASPS] 413 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:43,952 Wait. 414 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:48,832 You're saying I have to go to school with Artie on Monday? 415 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,711 I will be upstairs packing for Madison... 416 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:54,254 and crying. 417 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:55,755 Mostly crying. 418 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:01,302 Why were you keeping this trip such a secret? 419 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:04,055 All right. Might as well come clean. 420 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,099 Exterminators are tenting our house. 421 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,685 We're infested with beetles. 422 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,103 Bugs? 423 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:19,029 Wait. You can't exterminate the beetles. They help me dig. 424 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,990 I spent forever breeding those suckers. 425 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,410 This whole thing is your fault? 426 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,412 Don't blame me. Blame the beetles. 427 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:30,540 You know what? I'm gonna go have a word with them. 428 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:34,627 Get out of that hole right now. 429 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,713 We need to talk, young man! 430 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,131 We know you're in there. 431 00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:42,385 I'm going in. 432 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,682 Wow. 433 00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:50,268 So... 434 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:52,729 looks like you're staying. 435 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,067 We've said some things. 436 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,318 We sure did. 437 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,447 I guess things are gonna be different from now on? 438 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,074 Yeah, I guess. 439 00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:08,036 So... s'up? 440 00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:10,663 Stuff. 441 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:11,748 [CHUCKLES] 442 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:12,916 Bam, what? 443 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,000 [GIGGLES] 444 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,087 Whoa. 445 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:19,798 How did I get here? 446 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,302 Joey Rooney, 447 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:27,305 as loser of the great Rocket Chair Race, 448 00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:31,142 let the public shaming begin. 449 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:32,686 [CYMBALS CRASH] 450 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,650 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 451 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,114 You have to wear this all week. 452 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:46,032 So remember to keep it clean, Rooney. 453 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:48,827 Ooh. 454 00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:50,995 Oops. 455 00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:53,039 Chocolate burn. 456 00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:00,005 Well, there's no shame in free pudding. 457 00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:04,009 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]