1 00:00:02,293 --> 00:00:04,963 [Door opens] Wha-- ah-ah. 2 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:11,344 Did you three just escape from a shallow grave? 3 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:15,682 South is gonna be here any minute! 4 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:17,851 South Salamanca was my co-star on 5 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:19,644 ♪ "Sing it loud!" ♪ 6 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,271 I would've been lost in L.A. without her. 7 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:23,982 [LAUGHS] I mean she was like my family, 8 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:27,027 except I wasn't embarrassed to be seen with her. [FAKE LAUGHS] 9 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:30,572 Ugh! Okay, you all need to change. You reek! 10 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:32,991 Well, we had to mulch the roses. 11 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:35,285 You know me and my roses-- I just care too mulch. 12 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,412 [LAUGHS] I love it. 13 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,749 -Hey. -[GASPS] Oh, Maddie, no. 14 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,003 Okay, I guess I am the only one in this family who cares 15 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:46,921 about making a good impression on our guest. 16 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,757 Not so fast! 17 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,430 Looks like somebody has a crush on South. 18 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:58,183 America has a crush on South. 19 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:00,393 I'm the guy who has a shot. 20 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:07,025 So, are you as excited about seeing my L.A. BFF as I am? 21 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:10,570 -[SQUEAKS] -Actually, South can be a bit much. 22 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:12,197 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 23 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,659 [BOTH SCREAM] 24 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,913 There's my B.F.F.W.L.I.W.N.! 25 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:21,539 I'm sorry, what? 26 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:24,709 BOTH: Best Friend Forever Who Lives In Wisconsin Now. 27 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:30,090 Mr. and Mrs. Rooney, great house. You don't even know. 28 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:33,218 Well, actually, South, we live here, so we-- we do know. 29 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,512 No. No, you don't. 30 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:39,015 I'm from Hollywood. I see beauty more clearly. 31 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:44,354 I see beauty very clearly, standing right in my living room. 32 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:49,484 A rose to thank you for the hours of joy I get watching your show. 33 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:53,154 You watch Raise The Roof? So sweet. 34 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:56,408 But don't get your hopes up. I'm 16. [CHUCKLES] 35 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:59,285 Really? Because you don't look a day over gorgeous. 36 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:00,954 [WHISPERS] Boom! 37 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:04,874 [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 38 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,418 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 39 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,628 ♪ B-- b-- better in stereo ♪ 40 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,672 -♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ -♪ Let's go ♪ 41 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:12,924 -♪ I lace up my high tops ♪ -♪ Oh no ♪ 42 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,759 -♪ Slam dunk ♪ -♪ Ready or not ♪ 43 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:17,262 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 44 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:19,431 -♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪ -♪ Holler ♪ 45 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,641 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 46 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,893 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 47 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,437 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 48 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,897 ♪ When you say yea-ah-ah ♪ 49 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,941 ♪ I say no-oh-oh ♪ 50 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:32,068 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 51 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,612 ♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪ 52 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,615 ♪ You, you, the other half of me, me ♪ 53 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,826 ♪ The half I'll never be- e ♪ 54 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:43,246 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 55 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:46,499 ♪ You, you, the better half of me, me ♪ 56 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,918 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 57 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,545 ♪ But we both know ♪ 58 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:52,839 ♪ We're better in stereo. ♪ 59 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:02,307 Class of '89 reunion's this Saturday night. 60 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,559 Sign up here to volunteer. 61 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:07,312 Don't make me use my whistle. 62 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:11,983 I am so excited for your reunion. 63 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,485 Thank you, honey. 64 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:17,155 You know, uh, I was kind of a big deal in high school. 65 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:22,035 So things might get a little crazy town when prime-time Pete Rooney rolls in. 66 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:24,788 Okay. I'm a longtime resident of crazy town, 67 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,539 so I think I'll be okay, prime-time. 68 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:32,629 It's time to put the Brain Olympics trophy in the school's case. 69 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:35,507 Joint custody just-- it isn't working out, Artie. 70 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:36,883 I'm happy to keep it at the school 71 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:39,010 if it prevents you from eating cereal out of it. 72 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:44,599 I only did that once, and it tasted like victory. 73 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:47,477 With raisins. 74 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,563 [RATTLING] 75 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:53,983 [TAPS] Dang it, case won't open. 76 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,986 Guess I'll have to keep it at my house. [CHUCKLES] 77 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:02,701 Nice try. 78 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:06,037 [WHIRS THEN CLANGS] [JOEY GASPS] 79 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,500 What is that? 80 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,715 It's beautiful. 81 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,342 And unexpectedly sticky. 82 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:24,514 "You hold in your hand the Porcupine Prism, 83 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,266 which will lead you to... [GASPS] 84 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:29,102 "the Key of Power." 85 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:34,566 According to Ridgewood lore, the Key of Power unlocks locker c-23. 86 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:39,446 Legend states that visionary math geeks created the key in 1989, 87 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:42,782 then hid it where it could only be found by the chosen one. 88 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:45,243 -I am the chosen one. -I am the chosen one. 89 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,164 We have to get into locker c-23. 90 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:53,710 The scroll says the prism will guide us to the Key of Power on the first night 91 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:57,088 of the first month in the year of the snake. 92 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,716 Wait! That's this Saturday! STYLE ::cue() 93 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:03,303 How do we get into school on a Saturday night? 94 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:08,183 Saturday night! Sign up for your own Coach Rooney's 25th reunion. 95 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,144 Wait, wait, wait! 96 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:12,979 I would like to volunteer for my dad's reunion. 97 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,231 Not before I can volunteer for my mom's reunion. 98 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,152 Well, thank you, boys. 99 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,863 No, thank you, Father. 100 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:25,200 See you Saturday night, wad-bag. 101 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:29,788 And next period. 102 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,169 So there we are, shooting the tropical episode of 103 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:38,004 ♪ "Sing it loud!" ♪ 104 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:40,340 and the whole cast of 105 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:44,010 ♪ Sing it lou-oud! ♪ 106 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,637 was shipwrecked. 107 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,932 Yeah, but then, oh, but then 108 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,809 we heard the monkeys singing the theme song to 109 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:57,232 ♪ Sing it lou-ou-oud! Oh ♪ 110 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,027 [LAUGHS] It was like totes hilar. 111 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:04,614 That show is so five minutes ago. 112 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:07,575 Let's talk about your new show, South. 113 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,911 [LAUGHS] Oh, you mean 114 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:16,835 ♪ Rai-ai-i-i-i-se the roof? ♪ 115 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,671 [SOFTLY] ♪ Roof. ♪ 116 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,508 Raise The Roof is about four lady carpenters 117 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:26,136 who build houses by day and sing by night, 118 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,389 but still find time to solve crimes and compete in beauty pageants. 119 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,349 I don't know how they do it! 120 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:38,231 -Hey, you. -Hey, you, back. 121 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,275 People! People. 122 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:44,904 Diggie and I recently decided that we're "In like," 123 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,948 But we're just keeping it on the DL. 124 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,366 Who else needs to know? 125 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:51,369 I'm in like. I want the world to know. 126 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:54,497 I know it, he knows it. And we like it that way. 127 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,124 I hate it this way! 128 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:01,796 Uh, so you are about to meet Liv's best friend, South Salamanca. 129 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,090 You're probably not gonna like her, but just do me a favor. 130 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,885 I'd do anything for the girl I "Like." 131 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:10,555 [LAUGHS AND SNORTS] 132 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,852 Yeah, so just when we go in, just be nice to her. 133 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:20,398 Sure. I like doing favors for people I "Like." 134 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:21,691 [LAUGHS] 135 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,487 Okay, one hug, but just because you're really cute right now. 136 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:26,571 [GASPS] Person! 137 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,159 Oh. No, that was-- that was just a lamppost. 138 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:36,748 Yeah, so there she is. 139 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:39,042 Prepare to be ignored, because she really only listens to Liv. 140 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,672 [LAUGHS] And what is all this yum-yum soup? 141 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:51,221 [FAKE LAUGHS] So, Diggie, this is South Salamanca. 142 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,473 Hi, nice to meet you. I love your show. 143 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,767 [LAUGHS] You watch my show? 144 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,686 You watch her show? 145 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,438 It's really cool to meet you in person. 146 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:04,818 Well, it's cool to be met. You don't even know. 147 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:09,114 Wow. What gorgeous brown eyes. 148 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:12,784 Thanks. My mom calls them her little chocolate chips. 149 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:16,746 [GIGGLES] 150 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:20,000 What are you drinking there, punch? Let me freshen that up. 151 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:26,798 Wow. I was not expecting that in Wisconsin. 152 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:30,802 10,000 cows and one good-looking side of beef. 153 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:38,226 -Oh. -Karen, uh, wait. 154 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:43,148 I just wanted to tell you that Amy Becker is gonna be here tonight. 155 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:46,359 She and prime-time were kind of a thing. 156 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:49,696 -I don't want you to be jealous. -Oh, Mama don't get jelly. 157 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,617 So you're not gonna chomp ice all night like you do when you get nervous? 158 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,619 Mama also don't get nervy. 159 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:02,042 And you're gonna speak normally in front of my friends? Right? 160 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:03,918 Mama might. [LAUGHS] 161 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:08,381 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 162 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:12,552 [CROWD CHANTING] Rooney, Rooney, Rooney, 163 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:16,014 -Rooney, Rooney... -Whoa. You weren't kidding. 164 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,640 Watch this, honey. 165 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,434 [SHOUTS] What time is it? 166 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,061 CROWD: Prime-time! 167 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,396 [CROWD CHEERS] 168 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:29,778 Oh, you must be Amy, Pete Rooney's ex-girlfriend. 169 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:32,614 The Pete Rooney? [LAUGHING] 170 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:33,698 I wish! 171 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,786 No, I'm Amy Smalls. He dated Amy Becker. 172 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:40,163 -Oh! -[SHOUTING] Amy! 173 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,874 This woman wants to meet you! 174 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:48,004 [FUNK MUSIC PLAYING] 175 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,594 MAN: ♪ Yeah. ♪ 176 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,472 Karen? Karen Rooney? 177 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,810 Oh, you must be Petey's wife. I'm Amy Becker. STYLE ::cue() 178 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:04,771 Oh, it's so nice to meet you! 179 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,400 Amy, Amy! 180 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,151 So good to see you again. 181 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:13,154 -Petey. BOTH: Oh! 182 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,990 How do you still look so good? 183 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:19,202 -[LAUGHS] -I thought I was a swimsuit model. 184 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,871 [VOICE BREAKS] You're a swimsuit model? 185 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,124 That just put me through med school. 186 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:28,670 Oh. Swimsuit model, doctor. [FAKE LAUGHS] 187 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,630 Good for you. Good for you. 188 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:33,174 [CRUNCHING] 189 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,557 So, you're on the basketball team. 190 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,518 Uh, actually, I'm the captain. 191 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:47,147 Well, aye aye, captain. 192 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,606 [BOTH LAUGH] 193 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,405 Okay, how upset would you be 194 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,574 if I threw South so far she became North? 195 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:00,702 Sorry, what? 196 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:04,164 She's all up on Diggie and she needs to not be. 197 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,208 Okay, well then, Maddie, just talk to her. 198 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,210 I mean, all you have to do is say that he's your boyfriend. 199 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:12,839 Okay, say it with me. Boy-friend. 200 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,177 Diggie and I don't play fast and loose with language like that. 201 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:20,847 [SCOFFS] Listen to yourself! No wonder South thinks he's available. 202 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:24,100 Okay, well, can't you, like, talk to her and tell her to back off? 203 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,393 I mean, she listens to you. 204 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:28,938 You once talked her into wearing a parrot as a hat to the Sing It Loud Premiere. 205 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,692 Yeah, i didn't want her wearing the same bird as me. 206 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,363 So you'll talk to her and tell her to stay away from my... 207 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,282 Friend boy? 208 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:44,287 "Friend boy"? Okay, Maddie, South is not the problem here. You are. 209 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:48,375 I mean, it's as clear as my skin after a facial. Or anytime, really. 210 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,088 Fine, I'll talk to her. 211 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,674 By the way, your face is really blotchy right now. 212 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,768 The instructions say to place the prism on top of a janitor's mop right here 213 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,937 and wait for the moon glow to hit it. 214 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,772 Well then, we wait. 215 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:16,319 -I spy with my little eye something-- -The prism. 216 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,113 [GRUNTS] I knew that was too obvious. 217 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,533 No! Look, the prism! 218 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,501 [HISSES] 219 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,045 [SHRIEKING] 220 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,507 I knew it. I knew it. It worked, it worked, it worked! Ugh! 221 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,929 I spy with my little eye... 222 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:47,642 The Key of Power. 223 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:51,938 It is mine! I alone will unearth the secrets of locker c-23! 224 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:57,694 Is that Liv holding a "Go to prom with me, Artie" sign? 225 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,030 -Oh! -Oh, i know she's not there, 226 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,073 but still I must turn! 227 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,705 DIGGIE: Two, three, four. 228 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,166 BOTH: ♪ What you gonna do When your house is crumbling? ♪ 229 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,127 ♪ What you gonna do When the world is a-rumbling? ♪ 230 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,463 ♪ What you gonna do When you're looking for the truth? ♪ 231 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:19,299 ♪ Time to put down your tools, Pick up your mice ♪ 232 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:23,720 ♪ And rai-aise the roof! ♪ 233 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,056 [CHEERS] 234 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,016 What? 235 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,518 Maddie told me to be nice to South, 236 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,896 so I've been hanging out with her all night. 237 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:36,107 Who's racking up major brownie points with his lady? 238 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,692 This guy. 239 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,694 [BOTH LAUGH] 240 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,404 -South! -Hmm? 241 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,573 Can I talk to you for a second? 242 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,826 Sure thing. Keep my step warm. 243 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,122 [GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING] [BANGS] 244 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:59,214 I see what you're doing, my man. Game recognizes game. 245 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,176 Why were you in there? 246 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,096 Because I wouldn't have your attention 247 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,140 if I had just walked up the stairs, now would I? 248 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:14,896 Stay away from South. My sister might have a crush on you, 249 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,107 but I will crush you! 250 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,943 Hey, so... [LAUGHS] 251 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,113 -I just want to talk to you about Diggie. -Oh, let me start. 252 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,949 He is good-looking and he can sing. 253 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,702 You don't even know. I don't even know. 254 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,872 [FORCED LAUGH] Yeah, so listen, 255 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,333 he's kind of-- it's like, uh-- 256 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,169 He's-- well, I mean, you know, he's, like-- 257 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:42,841 he's sort of-- it's mostly-- so, uh, yeah. 258 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,428 Ha! [SNIFFS] Nailed that. 259 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,640 So does he have a girlfriend? [LAUGHS] 260 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,935 Hmm, failed that. 261 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:58,064 Oh! Does Diggie have a girlfriend? 262 00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,482 Wow. Interesting. 263 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:05,447 Uh, that's a really charged and labelly word, you know? STYLE ::cue() 264 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:09,284 You don't even know what I know, but you know what I know? 265 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,661 He is "C" to the "U"... [SNAPPING FINGERS] 266 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,496 To the "T-E," Cute! 267 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,041 Mm-hmm. 268 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,294 She's right. He is cute. 269 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,881 Be a shame if something were to happen to him. [CRACKS KNUCKLES] 270 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:34,184 So, are you ready to see me open locker c-23 with the Key of Power? 271 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,812 Never underestimate a ginger! We have paprika in our blood! 272 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,443 [CRUNCHING] 273 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,906 Hey, Mom, you okay? 274 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:49,741 Oh, I'm fine. 275 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,662 Mom, come on. 276 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:59,209 I know that look. I've worn that look. What's wrong? 277 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:00,919 I'm just sitting here, 278 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:05,090 wondering how I'm supposed to measure up to a supermodel-slash-doctor. 279 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,300 Yeah, I saw her. 280 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,177 Nice work, Dad. 281 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,056 But... [CHUCKLES] 282 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,725 You are a few things she's not. 283 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:20,188 You're funny and smart and pretty darn cool. 284 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,066 Thank you, honey. [CHUCKLES] 285 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,527 What else am I? 286 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,780 A little needy right now. 287 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,867 But you're also a great mom. 288 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,413 -That's very sweet. -There's one other thing: 289 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,207 Dad married you. 290 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,502 Well, he did, didn't he? 291 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,629 He could've married Christie Brinkley in there 292 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,257 and instead he chose Carol Burnett. 293 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:51,344 I have no idea who either of those people are. 294 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,515 But if it makes you happy, go with it. 295 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,769 ARTIE: Tell your mommy you wuv her! 296 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,564 Artie. 297 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,608 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 298 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,152 [SIGHS] 299 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,904 -Oh, there you are. Are you okay? -Yeah. 300 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,906 You've been chomping ice all night. 301 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,409 [LAUGHS] I just needed a minute, 302 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,910 -but I'm better than ever. -Okay. 303 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:21,041 May I present for their throwback dance, our prom king and queen, 304 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,918 Pete Rooney and Amy Becker! 305 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:26,588 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 306 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,485 [CRUNCHING] 307 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,742 Oh no, I'm too late! 308 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,453 I'm afraid so, Joey, but you've got a good view 309 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:01,081 as I meet my destiny. [CHUCKLES] 310 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,999 [GRUNTS] 311 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,086 [GASPS THEN LAUGHS] 312 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,588 Did not see that coming. 313 00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:11,091 My inability to take the stairs in a timely fashion 314 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,926 has saved me once again. 315 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,722 And now, my destiny awaits. [GRUNTS] 316 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:23,269 [LAUGHTER] 317 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:24,354 It worked! 318 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,316 Class of '89 burn! 319 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,318 Mom? 320 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,490 We got my own kid! 321 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,076 How funny is that? 322 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:44,082 Artie, is this that nice boy Joey you're always going on and on about? 323 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,960 I do not! Quit talking, Mom. 324 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,253 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 325 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:52,507 Did your mommy just say you wuv me? 326 00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:56,594 Come on, gang, let's go pants Principal Fickman. 327 00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,976 South didn't get it when I told her to leave Diggie alone. 328 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,102 Now I knew she'd listen to Liv, 329 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:07,063 who was conveniently off looking for vegan fudge. 330 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,691 This was the perfect swap-portunity. 331 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,610 Now I know that's a Liv word, but I'm just getting into character. 332 00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:17,532 You guys are still there, right? 333 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,048 [CLEARS THROAT] Hey. 334 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,632 [MIMICKING LIV AND LAUGHS] Hey. Hey. 335 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:40,889 Hey, South. It's your B.F.F.Q.Y.Z., Liv. 336 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:42,932 What does that mean? 337 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:47,896 Your Best Friend Forever Quail Yak Zoo. 338 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,439 So anyway, 339 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,817 I just wanted to say maybe you should back up off Diggie 340 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:55,445 Like nowsies. Okaysies? 341 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,824 What are you doing, Rooney? 342 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,868 [LAUGHS] 343 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,621 That's me, Rooney. Liv Rooney. STYLE ::cue() 344 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,793 Okay. 345 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,130 So I was just telling South 346 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:16,883 that she should maybe, like, back up off you. 347 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,552 What, you mean she was flirting with me? 348 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,639 [SCOFFS] Are you dead? 349 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,894 And what's the big deal? Do you have a girlfriend or something? 350 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,940 I think I'll let Liv answer that. 351 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,483 Liv. 352 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,362 [DOOR CLOSES] Yeah. 353 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:40,615 Answer the question, Liv. 354 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:45,245 Whoa. Two Livs? Does Maddie know about her? 355 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:50,500 [LAUGHS] Please. Two Livs? Like I would ever wear this outfit. 356 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,087 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Now that you're here, can you please talk to her? 357 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:58,299 No. Maddie, this is ridiculous. Okay, you know what? 358 00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:01,219 I am gonna put this in terms that you can understand. Ready? 359 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:05,974 It's time to step up to the hoop and swing for... 360 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,601 the sports thing. 361 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:13,940 Can you just say it? 362 00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:17,193 Okay. [CHUCKLES] 363 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:28,288 Uh, Diggie is my... 364 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,418 Boyfriend. [EXHALES SHARPLY] 365 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:37,589 -Yes. -[MADDIE CHUCKLES] 366 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,424 Finally! 367 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,346 Hear that, everybody? Maddie Rooney... 368 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,098 [SHOUTS] Is my girlfriend! 369 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,937 Maddie Rooney's my girlfriend! 370 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:55,398 [CHUCKLES] 371 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:58,568 DIGGIE: [SHOUTS] Maddie Rooney's my girlfriend! 372 00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:03,531 Okay, so when I pictured that moment in my head, 373 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:06,117 he wasn't running away screaming. 374 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:10,538 [LAUGHING] But you did it. I'm so proud of you, Mads. 375 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,248 Now please take this off. 376 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:16,252 Yeah, way to go. Diggie is a total score. 377 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,796 And no damage. 378 00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:20,090 There's tons of other fish in the sea for me. 379 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,467 How about a guppy? 380 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:29,307 Care to join me in the moonlight for a juice box, doll? 381 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,144 Sure, why not? [CHUCKLES] 382 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:36,106 So, you really a fan of my show? 383 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:38,400 Oh, you don't even... [SINGS]know! 384 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:48,535 -Hey, man. -Hello, Artie. 385 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:52,539 Did you spend all weekend talking about me to your mommy? 386 00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:57,085 My mother and I are no longer on speaking terms. 387 00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:58,962 At least until taco Tuesday. 388 00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:04,426 [SIGHS] Listen, wad-bag, I know we had our differences the other night, 389 00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:07,262 but we sure did make quite a team. 390 00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:09,097 Speak for yourself, Rooney. 391 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:13,643 I detest you with every fiber in my being, and I'm gonna delete you from my phone. 392 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:18,398 The fact that I was even in there tells me everything I need to know. 393 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:22,318 Maddie Rooney's my girlfriend! 394 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,946 Maddie Rooney's my girlfriend!