[SQUEALS] Ah, Dad, sit down.
They're about to stream my music video worldwide.
Sorry, Liv, just looking for a place to sit.
Oh, here.
MADDIE: Oh, okay.
Next month, I start filming the blockbuster movie
Space Werewolves. [SQUEALS]
I'm using that buzz to launch my music career,
so that means making some really big changes.
I got a new manager and new boots.
The manager's the best part.
But these boots!
We met with the music industry's top managers.
We all decided to hire Becky Bicklehoff.
She represents the biggest names in music today.
We've never heard of any of them, but to be fair,
the last record we bought was... [CHUCKLES]
a record.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] I so hope you guys like this.
Becky told me to trust her, but I'm a little worried.
Uh, I wasn't completely sold on this song,
and what we shot was so weird.
Oh, look, look. It's on.
Strawberry or vanilla?
[GASPS] Swirl!
[POP MUSIC PLAYS]
♪ It's been a good day It's time to go cray-cray ♪
♪ My friends all know The right words to say ♪
♪ Our phones are blowing up Texting nom-nom alert ♪
♪ Then we're rolling up For frozen yo-yo-yo-yo-yogurt ♪
♪ We all know the place Where you mix your own cup ♪
♪ The cute boys hang there ♪
-♪ And we all shout, "'Sup!" BOYS: "'Sup!"
♪ I love froyo Oh, oh, ah, oh ♪
♪ It's so YOLO Oh, oh, ah, oh ♪
♪ Frozen yogurt is my favorite treat ♪
♪ Sweet and yummy Froyo's all I eat ♪
♪ 'Cause you only live once ♪ -[DEER BLEATS]
♪ Monday, I'm chocolate Start the week off right ♪
♪ Tuesday, I'm key lime And I party all night ♪
♪ Wednesday, I'm berries And nothing's the matter ♪
♪ Do it up Thursday With my homemade cake batter ♪
♪ Friday, hold up Listen to what I say ♪
♪ Froyo rocks But it's not for every day ♪
♪ I love froyo Oh, oh, ah, oh ♪
♪ It's so YOLO Oh, oh, ah, oh ♪
♪ Frozen yogurt is my favorite treat ♪
♪ Sweet and yummy Froyo's all I eat ♪
♪ 'Cause you only live once ♪
[RAPPING] ♪ Brain freeze! ♪
♪ Lemon, coconut, strawberry and lime You pick a froyo while I rhyme ♪
♪ Banana, cherry They're ain't no stopping ♪
♪ I could pick some up Try all the toppings ♪
♪ Dazzle-licious all in my bowl ♪
♪ Try some froyo YOLO, yo ♪
♪ You know I always want some more ♪
♪ When I'm at the froyo store ♪
♪ I can always eat some more ♪
♪ When I'm at my favorite store ♪
♪ I love froyo Oh, oh, ah, oh ♪
♪ It's so YOLO Oh, oh, ah, oh ♪
♪ Frozen yoghurt is my favorite treat ♪
♪ Sweet and yummy Froyo's all I eat ♪
♪ 'Cause you only live once ♪
[WHIRRING]
Was that as terrible as I think it was?
Did you think that was the worst thing ever?
-I did. -Then yes.
♪ Better in stereo Better in stereo ♪
-♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ -♪ Let's go ♪
-♪ I lace up my high tops ♪ -♪ Oh, no ♪
-♪ Slam dunk ♪ -♪ Ready or not ♪
♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪
-♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪ -♪ Holler ♪
♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪
♪ You dance to your own beat I'll sing the melody ♪
♪ When you say, "Yeah" ♪ ♪ I say, no ♪
♪ When you say stop ♪
♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪
♪ You, you, the other half of me, me ♪
♪ The half I'll never be ♪
♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪
♪ You, you, the better half of me, me ♪
♪ The half I'll always need ♪
♪ But we both know We're better in stereo. ♪
Ugh! My stupid video is up to four million hits.
Isn't four million views a good thing?
No.
Mom, I want people to take me seriously as a singer.
This walk down wack-a-doodle lane
is gonna turn me into the "Froyo YOLO girl."
Oh, honey, no one's gonna call you the froyo YOLO girl.
There's the froyo YOLO girl.
See?
Liv, I was just down at the froyo shop.
That place is blowing up since you shot your video there. STYLE ::cue()
-[LIV GROANS] -They let me cut the line
because I'm the froyo YOLO girl's brother.
I'm actually thinking of changing my name to...
[SNAPPING FINGERS] ♪ Joe, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh-ey ♪
[DOORBELL DINGS]
Oh, finally!
My new manager Becky Bicklehoff is here to make this horrible nightmare end.
Honey, do you want us to stick around?
Hmm... No, I think I'm okay, Mom.
Besides, I could use a little less...
[SNAPPING FINGERS] ♪ Joe, oh, oh, oh, y ♪
Bitterness is an ugly flavor on you, Liv.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Becky, hi.
Thank you so much for coming all the way from Hollywood.
Are you kidding me?
Your video's my favorite thing on earth right now.
I love it so much it makes me angry. [GIGGLES]
[CHUCKLES] Okay, so, uh, listen.
I love the exposure,
but it's just not really the image that I want to put out there.
You know, I want people to take my music seriously.
And I wanted to be Hilary Clinton,
but here we are.
So a week from tonight,
we're doing a live streaming Internet performance.
[GASPS] Ooh, that sounds exciting. [GIGGLES]
What does that mean?
It's an intimate concert digital performance.
Oh! [GIGGLES]
What does that mean?
You'll sing "Froyo YOLO" live
from the little yogurt store where it all began.
Millions of people will watch around the world.
We're calling it, "Froyo YOLO, Fro-no, She Didn't, Live."
Froyo? No, no, no!
Becky, I have to sing a different song.
-[CHUCKLES] You crack me up. -[LIV LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]
-You've got a hit! -[LIV GASPS]
Oh, on your first hit, you milk it.
When you drop your 10th hit, then you can do whatever you want.
Change your name to a symbol, buzz your hair off,
wear a suit made of lobsters.
[LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY]
-Hey, guys. PETE: Morning, honey.
Oh, what's this? Hm.
"If you held up two diamonds in the mirror,
you'd be looking at three of most precious things in the world.
Love, Pete." You!
People, I'm still eating over here.
Pete, it's not even a special occas--
Wait, is it a special occasion?
No, no, no, care bear.
I just wanted to show you that I love you every day of the year.
That is so romantic.
Can you believe your father is gonna leave me a love note
every day of the year?
I'm gonna go call my mom
and tell her that she has always been wrong about you.
You really stepped in it, Romeo. [SIGHS]
It took me three weeks to come up with that note.
If I don't come up with another one, she's gonna kill me, isn't she?
If you held up two dead rats in the mirror,
you'd be looking at three of the most dead things in the world.
♪ Welcome to The Rainbow The peppy froyo store ♪
♪ Thank you, thank you, thank you For walking through the door ♪
Do you guys have to do that every time someone walks in?
Have to or get to, man?
It's called Peppy Rainbow Mode.
We're building a magical bridge to your froyo dreams.
So, what can I get you, Mads?
Uh, some of your time, Mr. Newly Promoted Manager
-slash boyfriend. -[DIGGIE LAUGHS]
Uh, it's just that you've been working so much,
and I'm leaving for Junior Olympics Basketball soon...
[SIGHS] Don't remind me. I already miss you.
Aww, love. Blech!
Anyway, I wish I could work less, but ever since they shot Liv's video here,
-it's been a little crazy. -Yeah.
And with her concert coming up, we'll barely get to see each other.
Unless you worked here.
[GASPS] I was gonna suggest that you quit, but I like this so much better.
Could I really get paid to hang out with my boyfriend?
Let me just check with the manager.
You're hired.
Guess who got a J-O-B, so she can hang with the D-I-G?
Don't. I'm in a mood.
Why? What's wrong?
Suddenly, I'm a bubble gum pop princess, and that's only gonna get worse
if I have to sing "Froyo YOLO" at my Internet concert.
Don't you have to sing that song?
I mean, the concert is called "Froyo YOLO, Fro-no, She Didn't, Live."
Right. I know.
Which is why I am secretly writing my own song STYLE ::cue()
that is going to show everyone the kind of artist that I want to be,
and I'm gonna sing that instead.
That's really brave. How's that going for you?
Well, I've been at it for hours,
and all I have done is draw this hand turkey!
Please don't do the dramatic bed flop.
[GASPS]
[THUDS]
What am I gonna do?
Liv, just write what you're feeling.
Okay, no, that is not nearly as easy as you're making it sound.
Have you ever tried writing down your feelings? No.
-Yes. -What?
-What--? [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] -[GASPS] Spill!
So I may or may not have a secret poetry journal.
But you can't tell anyone.
You have a poetry journal?
[GASPS] And it's sparkly? Who are you?
Give me, give me, give me.
No, no, no. No. You can't look. It's private.
But, uh, if I can do it, you can do it.
And inspiration is everywhere.
Maddie had inspired me-- [GIGGLES]
Inspired me to read her journal.
Guess what I found when I unrolled my yoga mat this morning.
-Day two in a year of romance. -[KAREN GIGGLES]
"If you were Thursday,
I'd want every day to be Thursday."
Aww.
Pete, how do you come up with this stuff?
[CHUCKLES] How do I not?
[GIGGLES] Thank you, honey.
Thank you, son.
How do you come up with this stuff?
Lovey Dovey Lizard. I haven't played with her since I was 2.
I forgot that she could do this:
[SQUEAKY PITCH] If you were Thursday,
I'd want every day to be Thursday. [GIGGLES]
[SIGHS] Dad's giving me a dollar for every love note I write.
And this stupid thing says a million stupid things.
I'm gonna be stupid rich.
[LAUGHS] This is so great.
I love working with you.
Me too times two.
[LAUGHS THEN SNORTS]
You guys are gross.
♪ Welcome to The Rainbow The peppy froyo store ♪
♪ Thank you, thank you, thank you For walking through the door ♪
-Uh, Maddie? -Yeah?
You were supposed to sing.
Oh, sorry, "boss." [LAUGHS]
I love being able to do that, call you my "boss." [LAUGHS]
Yeah, first of all, I'm not your "boss."
I'm your boss.
I need you to pep up your rainbow.
Don't get me wrong. I love that you work here.
-I love working here. -[DIGGIE CHUCKLES]
I hate working here!
[GRUNTS] But it would break his heart if I told him, so...
I hate her working here!
But it would break her heart if I told her, so...
So you want to slice mangos with me?
-I thought you'd never ask. -[BOTH LAUGH AWKWARDLY]
"If your love were my hair,
I'd never cut it."
You-- Oh, you!
LIZARD: If your love were my hair, I'd never cut it. [GIGGLES]
Ka-ching.
LIZARD: Our love has no expiration date.
[GIGGLES]
Dollar bill, y'all.
LIZARD: If you're my number one,
-let me be your number two. [GIGGLES] KAREN: You!
[BILLS RUSTLING]
Oh! Yay, you're finally home.
I've been dying to see you.
Ooh, totally get that. [SNICKERS] Too much alone time with Joey?
Yes, that. But also, you were right.
I found some inspiration.
It took me a couple days, but I'm really proud of it.
I wrote a song.
Oh, Liv, that's great.
I told you inspiration was everywhere. What'd you write about?
About how much you missed me when I went away to Hollywood.
[LAUGHS AWKWARDLY] Uh, why is it about my feelings?
Because yours were already written down. Yay-sies!
I found a poem in your journal, and I set it to music.
You read my journal?
And that is why I write my journal in elfish.
Okay, Maddie, sorry I read your journal, but before you get all upset--
No, Liv, there's no "before." I'm upset!
Oh, those are my own private thoughts.
Right, they were,
but now they're a bouncy memorable chorus with an interesting bridge.
I want to sing it at my concert so that people can know the real me.
Okay, but it's not the real you.
It's the real me! That you stole.
Yeah, Liv. STYLE ::cue()
Who died and made you Lúthien Tinúviel?
Famous elf princess.
Oh, come on, don't you people read?
Apparently, Liv does.
Other people's journals.
-You can't use that song. -What--?
Maddie, you can't just put sparkles on something
and expect me not to touch it!
[FORCEFULLY] I'm so glad that I can help you
build a magical rainbow to your froyo dream!
[FEIGNS LAUGHTER]
[YELLS] Have a peppy day!
[LIVELY] I am the peppiest rainbow!
[IN HOARSE VOICE] I'm dead inside.
-Uh, Maddie? -Yeah?
[SARCASTICALLY] Working with you is so great.
[SARCASTICALLY] So great.
-Yeah, so you're fired. -Uh, I quit.
[GASPS] Yay! Yes!
Oh, sure, now you're peppy.
I do wish we could spend more time together before I leave, though.
I guess I could quit my ukulele class.
You would do that for me?
Of course.
After you leave, I can't imagine myself saying:
"Oh, I wish I'd spent more time with my ukulele."
[SIGHS] Big mistake, man.
I quit the bagpipes for a guy.
[SOBS] Regret it every day.
"Sunrise, you.
Sunset, the perfect day."
Oh, Pete, just when I think you can't top yourself, you do.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Well, when you have the most beautiful woman
in the world as inspiration, the words just...
They just...
Well, you know. [CHUCKLES]
Just so surprising,
because you never did stuff like this when we were dating
or when I was pregnant with the twins
or when Parker was 2.
And I gave him this!
Why are you holding up some stupid lizard?
Oh, don't play dumb.
I found your little cupid while I was cleaning.
LIZARD: Sunrise, you.
Sunset? [GIGGLES] The perfect day.
I paid you for original material.
You were paying him?
Well, yeah, but I didn't know he was ripping off a lizard.
[SCOFFS] Pete Rooney,
you need to say something romantic to me right now!
Don't look at him.
Uh...
I like your face.
Really?
At least you know he wrote it.
This place is electric, man.
All right, Liv, the live stream starts in 30 seconds,
and there're millions of people waiting to watch.
-Aah! -It's froyo time.
Becky, this just really doesn't feel right to me.
Of course it doesn't.
Now it's froyo time!
Okay.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
Maddie said I couldn't sing her song. [SIGHS]
Which meant that I had to sing "Froyo YOLO,"
choke back my tears, and then...
[CLICKS TONGUE] sing the Spanish version.
[SINGS IN SPANISH] ♪ Me gusta froyo, oh, oh, ah, oh ♪
No, it's bad in any language.
["Froyo YOLO" PLAYING]
♪ It's been a good day It's time to go cray-cray... ♪
I can't watch her do this. Liv, wait! Stop!
[MUSIC STOPS]
Uh, just one second, ladies and gentlemen.
-What are you doing? -Yeah, what are you doing?
-Liv, sing your hit. -No.
Sing the song that you wrote from my poem.
Seriously?
Wait, Maddie, I stole that.
But, Liv, I wrote that poem about you,
which kind of makes it yours too.
I don't know what to say.
Don't say it. Sing it.
And when you sing it, ah, kid, you sing it loud.
She caved! Play the other track.
So instead of singing "Froyo YOLO,"
I have decided to sing from the heart,
The one that I share with my twin sister. STYLE ::cue()
This is gonna be called "Count Me In."
[MUSIC STARTS]
♪ If I'm the sun Then you're the moon ♪
♪ If you're the words Then I'm the tune, yeah ♪
♪ If you're the heart Then I'm the beat ♪
♪ Somehow, together We're complete, yeah ♪
♪ There are times my world is crumbling And the rain is crushing down ♪
♪ But everywhere you are The sun comes out ♪
♪ Even when you're gone I feel you close ♪
♪ You'll always be the one I love the most ♪
♪ You're in my heart, on my mind You are underneath my skin ♪
♪ And anywhere, anytime That you need anything ♪
♪ Count me in Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Count me in Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ But I don't need to say a word, no ♪
♪ 'Cause you know when I'm happy And when I'm hurt ♪
♪ We're as close as pages in a book ♪
♪ 'Cause you make me feel better With just one look ♪
♪ Even when you're gone I feel you close ♪
♪ You'll always be the one I love the most ♪
♪ I love the most You're in my heart, on my mind ♪
♪ You are underneath my skin ♪
♪ And anywhere, anytime That you need anything ♪
♪ Count me in Oh, oh, oh ♪
-[MOUTHS] LIV: ♪ Count me in ♪
[CHEERING]
I was wrong to judge you, Pete.
Plagiarism can be beautiful.
[BECKY'S PHONE CHIMES]
-So, Becky, I know you're upset, but-- -Are you kidding me?
I love "Count Me In."
-You do? -Absolutely.
Froyo is out. Loving your sister is in.
I haven't talked to mine in 20 years, and I just texted her.
-Oh. -[PHONE CHIMES]
Dang it. She needs money.
Someday, I'm gonna write a song about you, bro.
[IN STRAINED VOICE] Count me out.
[GASPS] Good news, look!
"Count Me In" is up to 14 million views.
No one's even playing "Froyo YOLO" anymore.
Yeah, well, that's not exactly true.
Watch.
[APPLAUSE]
[GASPS] No!
♪ I love froyo Oh, oh, ah, oh ♪
-[MOUTHING] -♪ It's so YOLO ♪
♪ Oh, oh, ah, oh ♪
BOTH: ♪ Frozen yogurt is my favorite treat ♪
♪ Sweet and yummy Froyo's all I eat ♪
♪ 'Cause you only live once ♪
♪ Man ♪