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This is Zero
One Alpha. We have secured Falcon.
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I say again,
we have secured Falcon.
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By the time
I count to ten...
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...you will have told me
exactly what I need to know.
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If not...
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...the number ten will be the
last thing you will ever hear.
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One
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Two
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Three
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Four
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Five
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Six
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Seven
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Eight
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Grenade! Sir, get back!
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Shit.
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Fucking missed it.
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How did I
fucking miss it?
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Merlin, I apologize for
putting you in this position.
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You trained him well.
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James...
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training is over.
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Welcome to Kingsman.
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Lancelot.
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Sir.
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I'll deal with
this mess personally.
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I very much regret that
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your husband's bravery
can't be publicly celebrated.
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I hope you understand.
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How can I understand?
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You won't
tell me anything.
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I didn't even know
he wasn't with his squad.
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I'm so sorry,
I can't say more.
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But I would like to present
you with this Medal of Valor...
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and if you look closely on
the back, there's a number.
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And as a more concrete
gesture of our gratitude...
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we'd like to offer you,...
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Let's call it a favor.
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The nature of it
is your choice.
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Just tell the operator...
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"oxfords not brogues,"
and then I'll know it's you.
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I don't want your help!
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I want
my husband back!
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What's your name,
young man?
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Eggsy.
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Hello, Eggsy.
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Can I see that?
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You take care of this,
Eggsy.
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All right?
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And take care
of your mum, too.
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So sorry, Professor
Arnold. Just a tiny bit more.
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Oh, for God's sakes,
just rip it off.
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I'm under very strict
instructions not to hurt you.
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Look, you've made a mistake.
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I'm a university lecturer.
I've got no money.
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This isn't about money.
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Our boss just
wants to talk to you.
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Am I meant to
find that reassuring?
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He'll be here soon.
He'll explain.
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Do you like whiskey?
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Red, get the '62 Dalmore.
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Honestly, this whiskey,
it's amazing.
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You will shit.
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I suppose asking to borrow a
cup of sugar is a step too far?
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Professor Arnold,
I'm here to take you home.
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1962 Dalmore.
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It'd be a sin
to spill any.
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Don't you think?
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Can you hold these?
Please?
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Thank you.
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Everything is clean.
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My kind of welcome.
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No stomach for violence.
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I mean, literally,
I see one drop of blood...
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that is me done.
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I'm like...
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projectile.
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Listen, I'm so sorry...
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you had to witness all this
unpleasantness due to our uninvited guest.
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But I promise you, by the time
I've found out who he works for...
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you and I will be
the best of friends.
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To the shop, please.
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Arthur's in the
dining room, sir.
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Arthur.
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Galahad.
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The others were
beginning to wonder
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if we were going to
have a double toast.
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Gentlemen, I'm thankful to
say it's been 17 years...
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since we last had occasion
to use this decanter.
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Lancelot was an outstanding
agent, and a true Kingsman.
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He will be sorely missed.
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To Lancelot.
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To Lancelot.
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I intend to start the
selection process for
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Lancelot's replacement
tomorrow.
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I want each of you
to propose a candidate...
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and have them report
to UK HQ...
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no later than 9 p. m. GMT.
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Thank you.
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Merlin.
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Come in.
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Lancelot was investigating
a group of mercenaries...
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who were experimenting
with biological weaponry.
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Glasses, gentlemen, please.
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Uganda, 2012.
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Synthetic cathinones.
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They put it in the water
supply of a guerrilla army base.
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Rage, cannibalism,
multiple fatalities.
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Chechnya, 2013.
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Insurgents turned on
one another.
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Indisputably, the work
of our mercenaries,
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but no trace of any
chemicals of any kind.
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So what happened
to Lancelot?
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He tracked them to this
property in Argentina.
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While he had them
under surveillance...
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he became aware
they'd effected a kidnapping.
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So he executed a solo
rescue mission, which failed.
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This is his
last transmission.
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Who is he? Some climate
change doomsayer.
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Expounds something
called "Gaia theory"...
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about the world healing
itself, or some such.
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But what's curious,
is he's not actually missing.
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This is Professor Arnold...
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at Imperial College
this morning.
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It's all yours.
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And don't forget
your membership proposal.
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Try picking a more suitable
candidate this time.
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17 years and still...
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evolving with the times remains
an entirely foreign concept to you.
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Need I remind you,
I wouldn't be here
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if it weren't for
that young man?
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He was as much Kingsman
material as any of them.
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More so.
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But he wasn't exactly
one of us, was he?
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Let's face it,
Galahad,
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your little
experiment failed.
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With respect, Arthur,
you're a snob.
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"With respect"?
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The world is changing.
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There's a reason why
aristocrats developed weak chins.
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Eggsy?
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Eggsy, come here.
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Got any Rizla, babe?
No.
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Why don't you do
your mum a favor,
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go down to the shop
and get some?
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Get them yourself.
Oi.
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What have I said to you about
speaking to Dean like that?
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Three's a crowd, innit?
Why don't Dean's poodle go?
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I'll tell you what.
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Why don't you take this,
go and get some Rizlas...
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get yourself some sweets?
And while you're gone...
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we'll show your mother how three
can be good company.
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Thanks, babe.
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There we go.
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Is that better?
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If Dean treats
your mum so bad,
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why doesn't she
leave him?
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Low self-esteem.
That's her problem.
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Fuck off. Why would she
have low self-esteem?
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Eggsy's mum is well fit.
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No offense, bruv.
It's all right.
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One of these days,
I'm gonna smash his face in.
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Are you mental, cuz?
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He'd just get
that lot to do you,
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and then pretend
he knew nothing...
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...about it.
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Oi! You think you can chat shit
about us and we won't do nothing...
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just because our guvnor's
banging Eggsy's mum?
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Pretty much, yeah.
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Bruv, just leave it.
Let's just go, man.
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It's not worth it.
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You boys have
outstayed your welcome.
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Leave.
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What?
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I'm sorry about that, bruv.
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Yeah.
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Mug.
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They weren't fucking
worth it, boys.
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It's freezing.
Why are we walking?
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You jacked his
fucking car keys, bruv?
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Yeah. Now, we're gonna nick
his car.
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Shit!
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Hold on, boys.
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Hey, that's my fucking car!
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Hey! Hey! Eggsy!
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I swear, you want to
fucking stop it!
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You're a fucking dead man!
Stop it!
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I'm gonna fucking have ya!
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Floor it, Eggsy!
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Floor it!
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Wanker!
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Yeah, Dean.
Look, it's me.
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Eggsy just stole
my fucking car, yeah.
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I've come out the pub, he's done
15 donuts in my fucking face...
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and he's drove off.
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No, I can't
have it! He's disrespecting me.
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And that means,
he's disrespecting you.
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Hold up! What the...?
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Oh.
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Dickhead.
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Foxes are vermin, cuz.
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Should've driven it over.
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Should've done
a lot of things.
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I'll sort this.
Get out of the car.
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I said, get out
of the fucking car!
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Eggsy, there is no such
thing as honor amongst thieves.
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00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,551
Now, you can start giving me some
names of the boys you were with...
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or you go down.
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It's up to you.
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I want to exercise
my right to a phone call.
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Well, I hope it's
to your mum...
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to tell her you're gonna be
18 months late for your dinner.
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Customer Complaints,
how may I help you?
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My name's Eggsy Unwin.
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00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:05,774
Sorry, Gary Unwin.
And I'm up shit creek.
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00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,193
I'm in Holborn
police station...
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and my mum said to call this
number if ever I needed help.
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00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,697
I'm sorry, sir.
Wrong number.
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Wait! Wait!
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Oxfords not brogues.
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Your complaint has been
duly noted...
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and we hope that we have not
lost you as a loyal customer.
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Yeah.
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00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:38,974
You what?
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00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,352
I...
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Yeah.
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Yes, I totally understand.
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Eggsy.
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00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,879
Would you like
a lift home?
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Who are you?
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The man who
got you released.
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That ain't an answer.
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A little gratitude
would be nice.
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00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:20,849
My name is Harry Hart,
and I gave you that medal.
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Your father saved my life.
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So before you was a
tailor, was you in the army?
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Like an officer.
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Not quite.
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00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,322
So where was you posted,
Iraq or something?
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00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,741
Sorry, Eggsy. Classified.
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00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,369
But my dad
saved your life, yeah?
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The day your father died,
I missed something.
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00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,167
And if it weren't
for his courage...
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my mistake would have cost
the lives of every man present.
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So I owe him.
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Your father was
a brave man.
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A good man.
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00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,097
And having read
your files...
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I think he'd be bitterly disappointed
in the choices you've made.
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You can't talk to me
like that.
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Huge I.Q.
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Great performance
at primary school.
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And it all went tits up.
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Drugs, petty crime.
Never had a job.
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You think there's a lot of
jobs going around here, do you?
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Doesn't explain why you
gave up your hobbies.
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00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,490
First prize, regional
Under-1 Os gymnastics...
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two years in a row.
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00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:22,244
Your coach had you pegged
as Olympic team material.
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00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,204
Yeah, well, when you grow up
around someone like my stepdad...
261
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,748
you pick up
new hobbies pretty quick.
262
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,583
Of course.
Always someone else's fault.
263
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,003
Who's to blame
for you quitting the Marines?
264
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,212
You were
halfway through training,
265
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,547
doing brilliantly,
but you gave up.
266
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,716
Because my mum went mental.
267
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:38,677
Banging on about losing me
as well as my dad.
268
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,263
Didn't want me being cannon
fodder for snobs like you.
269
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,849
Judging people like me
from your ivory towers...
270
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,226
with no thought about
why we do what we do.
271
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,271
We ain't got much choice.
You get me?
272
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:52,107
And if we was born with the
same silver spoon up our arses...
273
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:55,110
we'd do just as well as you.
If not, better.
274
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:58,113
What the fuck you doing here?
You taking the piss?
275
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,075
Some more examples
of young men...
276
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,951
who simply need
a silver suppository?
277
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,620
No, they're exceptions.
Come on.
278
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,246
Nonsense. We haven't
finished our drinks.
279
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,498
After you nicked his car...
280
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:08,957
Dean says you're fair game.
281
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,584
He don't give a shit
what your mum says.
282
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,127
Listen, boys...
283
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,464
I've had a rather
emotional day...
284
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,383
so whatever your beef
with Eggsy is,
285
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,968
and I'm sure
it's well-founded...
286
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:21,804
I'd appreciate it
enormously...
287
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,931
if you could just
leave us in peace...
288
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,642
until I finish
this lovely pint of Guinness.
289
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,188
You should get out
of the way, Granddad,
290
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,356
or you'll get
hurt and all.
291
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:33,982
He ain't joking.
You should go.
292
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:41,990
Excuse me.
293
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:44,910
If you're looking for
another rent boy,
294
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,537
they're on the
corner of Smith street.
295
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:53,794
Manners...
296
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,296
maketh...
297
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,551
man.
298
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,810
Do you know
what that means?
299
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,856
Then let me
teach you a lesson.
300
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,742
Are we going to stand around here
all day, or are we going to fight?
301
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:13,499
You fucking dirty,
fucking dirty...
302
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,208
Sorry about that.
303
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,126
Needed to let off
a little steam.
304
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:02,798
I heard yesterday
a friend of mine died.
305
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:05,008
He knew your father too,
actually.
306
00:23:07,512 --> 00:23:09,638
Now, I do apologize, Eggsy.
307
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,807
I shouldn't have done this in
front of you.
308
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:13,976
No, please! I won't
say nothing, I swear!
309
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,644
If there's one thing I can do,
it's keep my mouth shut.
310
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,145
You won't tell a soul?
Ask the feds.
311
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,313
I've never grassed anyone up.
312
00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:20,816
Is that a promise?
On my life!
313
00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:26,822
Much appreciated, Eggsy.
314
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,740
You're right about
the snobs.
315
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,159
But there, too,
there are exceptions.
316
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,870
Best of luck
with everything.
317
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,344
In celebrity news,
318
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:52,306
the Richmond Valentine movie
premiered in Hollywood last night.
319
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:55,392
The story of the internet
billionaire's rise to power...
320
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,353
is expected to be this
award season's hot ticket.
321
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:01,523
One notable absence from the
red carpet was Iggy Azalea...
322
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:05,193
still missing three days after she
failed to appear at her Oakland concert.
323
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:06,903
No ransom has been demanded.
324
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:09,031
Eggsy, just go, please,
because he's gonna...
325
00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:11,700
No,
please, don't hurt him!
326
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:13,577
Fuck off! Get the fuck away
with ya!
327
00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:14,953
Shut the fuck up!
328
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,247
Who was with you
in that fucking pub?
329
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:19,541
I want to know the name
of the geezer you was with.
330
00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:21,543
I wasn't with no one!
Who was it?
331
00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:23,128
I don't know what you're
on about. Who was it?
332
00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:24,421
I don't know
who you're fucking on about!
333
00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:25,714
Fucking tell me his name!
334
00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:28,216
I don't know who
you're fucking on about!
335
00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:33,430
You listen to me!
336
00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:35,557
I want to know who you was with
in that pub. Do you understand?
337
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:37,601
I want to know his fucking
name!
338
00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:40,729
Because, I swear,
I'll rip your head off.
339
00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:41,818
Tell me!
340
00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:43,671
I don't know what
you're fucking on about!
341
00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:45,150
Just tell him, Eggsy!
342
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,110
Fuck off! Fuck off, Michelle!
343
00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:48,570
I could kill you
right now...
344
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:51,239
and no one in the whole world
will notice!
345
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,075
But I would.
346
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:55,077
I have enough evidence
on your activities...
347
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,245
to have you locked up
for the rest of your life...
348
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,623
Mr. Dean Anthony Baker.
What the fuck?
349
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,416
So I suggest you
leave the boy alone...
350
00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:04,878
or I shall be forced to deliver
it to the appropriate authorities.
351
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,715
Eggsy, meet me at the tailor
I told you about.
352
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:11,343
What the fuck's
going on here?
353
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:14,513
Eggsy, you fucking maggot!
354
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:15,889
Hey, we got a racer!
355
00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:17,516
Come here. Hey!
356
00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:19,351
Eggsy, you fucking...
357
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:20,811
Come here, son!
358
00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:34,324
You wanker!
359
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:36,118
I'll have you, son!
360
00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:03,562
I've never met
a tailor before.
361
00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:05,731
But I know you ain't one.
362
00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:11,361
Come with me.
363
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,329
Come on in.
364
00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:28,044
What do you see?
365
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:31,548
Someone who wants to know
what the fuck is going on.
366
00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,594
I see a young man
with potential.
367
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,680
A young man
who is loyal.
368
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:41,558
Who can do
as he's asked.
369
00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:44,519
And who wants to do
something good with his life.
370
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,106
Did you see the film
Trading Places?
371
00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:50,192
No.
372
00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:52,110
How about Nikita?
373
00:26:53,196 --> 00:26:54,529
Pretty Woman?
374
00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:56,531
All right.
375
00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:58,325
My point is, that the
lack of a silver spoon
376
00:26:58,409 --> 00:26:59,701
has set you
on a certain path...
377
00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:01,703
but you needn't stay on it.
378
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:06,792
If you're prepared to adapt
and learn, you can transform.
379
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,211
Oh, like in My Fair Lady.
380
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,297
Well, you're
full of surprises.
381
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:15,258
Yes, like My Fair Lady.
382
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,469
Only, in this case,
I'm offering you
383
00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,596
the opportunity to
become a Kingsman.
384
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,598
A tailor?
385
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,391
A Kingsman agent.
386
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,228
Like a spy?
387
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:27,562
Of sorts.
388
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:30,398
Interested?
389
00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:33,235
You think I've got
anything to lose?
390
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:41,743
Since 1849...
391
00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:46,081
Kingsman tailors have clothed the
world's most powerful individuals.
392
00:27:46,249 --> 00:27:48,124
By 1919, a great number
of them had
393
00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:50,961
lost their heirs
to World War One.
394
00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:55,090
That meant a lot of money
going uninherited.
395
00:27:55,258 --> 00:27:59,261
And a lot of powerful men with a desire
to preserve peace and protect life.
396
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:02,347
Our founders realized that they could
channel that wealth and influence...
397
00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:04,140
for the greater good.
398
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:07,602
And so began
our other venture.
399
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,772
An independent, international
intelligence agency...
400
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:14,276
operating at the
highest level of discretion.
401
00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:16,570
Above the politics
and bureaucracy...
402
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:20,907
that undermine the integrity of
government-run spy organizations.
403
00:28:21,659 --> 00:28:23,994
The suit is a
modern gentleman's armor.
404
00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:27,914
And the Kingsman agents
are the new knights.
405
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,584
How deep does this
fucking thing go?
406
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:31,793
Deep enough.
407
00:29:16,464 --> 00:29:18,173
Shit, we're late.
408
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:45,367
Your father had the
same look on his face.
409
00:29:47,036 --> 00:29:48,411
As did I.
410
00:29:50,081 --> 00:29:51,206
Come on.
411
00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:55,043
Galahad.
412
00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:56,211
My code name.
413
00:29:56,379 --> 00:29:57,837
Late again, sir.
414
00:29:58,214 --> 00:29:59,506
Good luck.
415
00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:01,216
In you go.
416
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:13,895
Fall in.
417
00:30:16,107 --> 00:30:18,942
Ladies and gentlemen,
my name is Merlin.
418
00:30:19,110 --> 00:30:20,193
You are about to embark...
419
00:30:20,361 --> 00:30:23,071
on what is probably the most
dangerous job interview in the world.
420
00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:26,116
One of you,
and only one of you,
421
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,743
will become the next Lancelot.
422
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:32,747
Can anybody tell me
what this is?
423
00:30:33,624 --> 00:30:35,250
Yes?
Body bag, sir.
424
00:30:35,418 --> 00:30:37,627
Correct. Charlie, isn't it?
425
00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:38,670
Yes, sir.
426
00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:39,754
Good.
427
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,257
In a moment, you will
each collect a body bag.
428
00:30:42,425 --> 00:30:44,259
You will write your name
on that bag.
429
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:47,846
You will write the details of
your next of kin on that bag.
430
00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:51,266
This represents your acknowledgment of
the risks that you are about to face...
431
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,728
as well as your agreement
to strict confidentiality.
432
00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:57,939
Which, incidentally, if you
break, will result in you...
433
00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:00,567
and your next of kin...
434
00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:02,610
being in that bag.
435
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,697
Is that understood?
436
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:08,366
Excellent.
437
00:31:08,951 --> 00:31:10,243
Fall out.
438
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:19,961
Roxanne.
But call me Roxy.
439
00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:22,130
I'm Eggsy.
"Eggy"?
440
00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:23,339
No, "Eggsy. "
441
00:31:23,424 --> 00:31:24,758
Eggy?
442
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,051
Where did they dig you up?
443
00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,303
You know we're not allowed
to discuss who proposed us.
444
00:31:28,471 --> 00:31:29,763
No need to bite
his head off.
445
00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,265
Charlie's only making
conversation, right, Charlie?
446
00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:33,808
I'm Digby.
447
00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:36,144
Digby.
448
00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,645
Eggy, this is Rufus.
449
00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,314
Rufus, Eggy.
450
00:31:41,484 --> 00:31:44,277
So, Eggy, are you
Oxford or Cambridge?
451
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:45,528
Neither.
452
00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:46,905
Saint Andrews?
Durham?
453
00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:48,990
No, wait, I think
we may have met.
454
00:31:49,158 --> 00:31:52,869
Did you serve me at the McDonald's
in Winchester service station?
455
00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:53,912
No.
456
00:31:53,996 --> 00:31:55,080
But if I had,
I would have given you
457
00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:56,498
an extra helping
of secret sauce.
458
00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:59,751
It's definitely Saint
Andrews
459
00:32:00,336 --> 00:32:01,503
Just ignore them.
460
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:02,754
You need a pen?
461
00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:03,838
Cheers.
462
00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:05,340
Amelia, isn't it?
463
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,841
Amelia, Eggsy.
464
00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:08,176
Hi, Eggsy.
465
00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:10,261
Don't take any notice
of those guys.
466
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,138
That's what I told him.
467
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:15,642
It's just scare tactics.
468
00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:17,519
Classic army technique.
469
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:18,853
No one's gonna die.
470
00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:24,192
Shame.
471
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,530
Great. You don't
know, the CIA don't know.
472
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:31,199
Nobody knows who this guy is?
473
00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:32,951
Fine.
474
00:32:33,119 --> 00:32:34,494
Seriously, it's fine.
475
00:32:34,662 --> 00:32:38,540
Well, it's not really fine,
but it's not why I'm here.
476
00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:42,168
Hell, man, you
know me. Money's not my issue.
477
00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:44,045
I could've retired
straight out of MIT...
478
00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:46,673
fucked off to some island,
let the business run itself.
479
00:32:46,841 --> 00:32:49,592
Nobody told me
to try and save the planet.
480
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,386
I wanted to.
481
00:32:51,554 --> 00:32:55,265
Climate change research, lobbying,
years of study, billions of dollars...
482
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:57,225
and you know why I quit?
483
00:32:57,685 --> 00:33:02,438
Because the last time I checked,
the planet was still fucked.
484
00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:05,275
Hence, my epiphany.
485
00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:08,194
Money won't solve this.
486
00:33:08,571 --> 00:33:11,030
Those idiots who
call themselves politicians...
487
00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:15,243
have buried their heads in the sand
and stood for nothing but re-election.
488
00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:20,373
So I spent the last two years
trying to find a real solution.
489
00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:22,876
And I found it.
490
00:33:23,961 --> 00:33:27,088
Now, if you really want to
make the world a better place...
491
00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:29,591
I suggest you open
your fucking ears,
492
00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:31,384
because I'm about to
tell it to you.
493
00:33:31,886 --> 00:33:33,553
Go on, Mr. Valentine.
494
00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:35,430
I'm still listening.
495
00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:40,101
As long as you
agree to all my terms.
496
00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:29,859
All right, no one panic. Listen to me.
497
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:31,152
Stay calm.
498
00:34:31,654 --> 00:34:32,654
Fuck.
499
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,366
Loo snorkels,
loo snorkels!
500
00:34:36,659 --> 00:34:38,368
Loo snorkels?
Showerheads!
501
00:34:39,662 --> 00:34:40,745
Showerheads?
502
00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:42,288
She's right.
Fucking go!
503
00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:45,959
Hey, hang about, what's
wrong with the fucking door?
504
00:36:10,419 --> 00:36:13,212
Congratulations on
completing your first task.
505
00:36:13,464 --> 00:36:16,132
Charlie, Roxy, well done.
506
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:18,092
For those of you
who are still confused...
507
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:20,428
if you can get a breathing tube
around a U-bend of a toilet...
508
00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:22,430
you have an
unlimited air supply.
509
00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:25,099
Simple physics,
worth remembering.
510
00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:28,561
Eggsy, well done for spotting
that was a two-way mirror.
511
00:36:28,729 --> 00:36:29,729
He's probably seen
enough of them.
512
00:36:29,897 --> 00:36:32,774
Yeah, you can all wipe
those smirks off your faces.
513
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:34,192
Because as far
as I'm concerned,
514
00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:36,778
every single one of you
has failed.
515
00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:40,156
You all forgot
the most important thing...
516
00:36:41,158 --> 00:36:42,450
teamwork.
517
00:36:56,632 --> 00:36:59,300
So much for
classic army technique.
518
00:37:02,471 --> 00:37:03,721
35.
519
00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:05,765
105.
520
00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:08,726
That's it. That's it.
521
00:37:13,107 --> 00:37:14,107
Hello.
522
00:37:14,775 --> 00:37:15,817
Can I help you?
523
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:19,362
Yes. I have a question
about anthropogenic force.
524
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:23,658
Oh. Really? It's
actually quite fascinating.
525
00:37:25,828 --> 00:37:27,495
My colleague died
trying to rescue you...
526
00:37:27,663 --> 00:37:29,372
and I'm sure you saw
how well trained he was...
527
00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:32,125
so I suggest you tell me who
kidnapped you and why they let you go.
528
00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:34,043
I have no idea
what you're talking...
529
00:37:34,837 --> 00:37:37,088
I'm not supposed to say it,
but it was...
530
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:39,173
Oh, for God's sake,
I've barely touched you.
531
00:37:39,341 --> 00:37:40,633
Oh, man up!
532
00:38:01,488 --> 00:38:03,406
Fuck that guy,
whoever he is. I'm gonna...
533
00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:06,909
He made me kill
Professor Arnold.
534
00:38:07,077 --> 00:38:08,411
I goddamn loved
Professor Arnold.
535
00:38:08,579 --> 00:38:09,620
Well, the good news is...
536
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,581
we know the emergency
and surveillance system work.
537
00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:13,708
You know what's
not good news?
538
00:38:13,876 --> 00:38:15,585
"My colleague died!"
539
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:17,170
That's what he said!
540
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:19,672
This is an organization,
and they're all over us.
541
00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:21,674
Whoever you spoke to...
I told you...
542
00:38:21,842 --> 00:38:24,719
I made contact with the
KGB, MI6, Mossad and Beijing.
543
00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:27,013
They all insist
he wasn't one of theirs.
544
00:38:27,389 --> 00:38:28,681
Beijing.
545
00:38:29,141 --> 00:38:33,352
So freaky how there's no recognizable
name for the Chinese secret service.
546
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,980
Now, that's what you call
a secret, right?
547
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,733
You know what? Fuck it.
548
00:38:39,193 --> 00:38:40,776
We need to speed things up.
549
00:38:40,944 --> 00:38:42,278
Bring the
product release forward.
550
00:38:42,446 --> 00:38:44,280
We're only halfway
into production...
551
00:38:44,448 --> 00:38:45,865
and speeding it will
cost a fortune.
552
00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:47,325
Do I look like
I give a fuck?
553
00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:49,243
Just get it done.
554
00:38:51,914 --> 00:38:54,499
As some of you will
have learned last night...
555
00:38:55,918 --> 00:38:59,128
teamwork is paramount
here at Kingsman.
556
00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:03,090
We're here to enhance your
skills, test you to the limit.
557
00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:06,677
Which is why you're
gonna pick a puppy.
558
00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,679
Wherever you go,
your dog goes.
559
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:11,057
You will care for it.
You will teach it.
560
00:39:11,225 --> 00:39:14,268
And by the time it's fully
trained, so will you be.
561
00:39:14,436 --> 00:39:17,021
Those of you
who are still here, that is.
562
00:39:17,189 --> 00:39:19,106
Do you understand?
563
00:39:19,316 --> 00:39:21,192
Choose your puppy.
564
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:24,987
A poodle?
565
00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:26,072
What?
566
00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:27,865
They're gun dogs.
567
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:29,534
Oldest working breed.
568
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,494
Easy to train.
569
00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:33,788
A pug?
570
00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:36,832
It's a bulldog, innit?
571
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:40,628
It'll get bigger,
though, won't it?
572
00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:46,676
Shit.
573
00:39:48,679 --> 00:39:52,014
His MRI shows
no signs of concussion.
574
00:39:52,182 --> 00:39:55,142
No direct
brain trauma at all.
575
00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:57,562
How much longer
can he be out?
576
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:58,896
That's the
million-dollar question.
577
00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:00,898
We don't know what he
was exposed to in there.
578
00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,525
What about Harry's footage?
579
00:40:02,693 --> 00:40:04,360
It didn't stream
to his home terminal.
580
00:40:04,528 --> 00:40:07,488
Encrypted and uncrackable.
581
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:08,864
If and when
he comes around...
582
00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:11,659
you might want to have a with
him about sharing his password.
583
00:40:11,827 --> 00:40:13,494
Is he gonna be all right?
584
00:40:14,663 --> 00:40:16,330
We need to
have patience, Eggsy.
585
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,082
But there's hope, okay?
586
00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:20,376
If I were you, I'd
concentrate on your training.
587
00:40:20,544 --> 00:40:22,712
Make it through the tests.
Make him proud.
588
00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:31,846
Come on,
come on, come on!
589
00:40:32,014 --> 00:40:34,098
J. B., come on! Come
on!
590
00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:39,186
I'm not coming last
because of you.
591
00:40:40,022 --> 00:40:42,523
J. B., I'll shoot you! Goddamn
you, I'll fucking shoot you!
592
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,443
Merlin said we're not
allowed to hold you.
593
00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:49,113
Bollocks.
594
00:41:31,657 --> 00:41:32,657
Water!
595
00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:37,411
Come on, then!
Eggsy, forget it!
596
00:41:37,579 --> 00:41:39,080
What's wrong, mate?
You can't take a joke?
597
00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:41,415
Seriously, you'll get thrown
out, and it's just not worth it.
598
00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:43,084
Maybe I don't give a fuck
if I get kicked out!
599
00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:44,585
Do it. Come on, you pleb.
600
00:41:44,753 --> 00:41:46,170
Charlie, fuck off!
601
00:41:48,298 --> 00:41:51,258
Yeah, go on, walk away.
Dickhead.
602
00:41:52,594 --> 00:41:53,678
Come on, J. B.
603
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:54,929
Come on, good boy.
604
00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:11,112
You have exactly one
hour to complete the test...
605
00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:12,822
starting now.
606
00:42:14,908 --> 00:42:16,659
New target,
800 meters.
607
00:42:16,827 --> 00:42:18,452
You know, it's unbelievable.
You're still here...
608
00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:22,123
lingering like some big, steaming
shit that just won't flush.
609
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:23,791
Roger that.
Target identified.
610
00:42:23,959 --> 00:42:25,960
And how about you
shut the fuck up?
611
00:42:26,128 --> 00:42:27,253
Positive discrimination...
612
00:42:27,421 --> 00:42:28,838
that's what it is.
613
00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:30,172
It's like those fucking
state school kids
614
00:42:30,257 --> 00:42:32,174
who get into Oxford
on C grades...
615
00:42:32,342 --> 00:42:33,968
because their mum
is a one-legged lesbian.
616
00:42:34,136 --> 00:42:35,636
You don't know fuck all
about my grades.
617
00:42:35,804 --> 00:42:37,680
Forgive me, I'm sure
you're highly educated.
618
00:42:37,848 --> 00:42:39,306
Fire when ready.
619
00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,477
How's that for
positive discrimination?
620
00:42:56,158 --> 00:42:57,950
I want to thank
you both for listening...
621
00:42:58,118 --> 00:43:01,203
and I really, really appreciate
you travelling all this way...
622
00:43:01,371 --> 00:43:02,371
Your Royal Highness.
623
00:43:02,706 --> 00:43:04,331
And you, too,
Prime Minister.
624
00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:07,501
I think this is
quite brilliant.
625
00:43:08,003 --> 00:43:10,504
It's absolutely brilliant.
626
00:43:11,298 --> 00:43:14,133
You are completely crazy.
627
00:43:16,178 --> 00:43:17,720
And as for you,
Prime Minister
628
00:43:17,846 --> 00:43:20,055
I'm speechless
you'd even consider this.
629
00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:28,314
- Don't touch...
- Sorry, Your Royal Highness.
630
00:43:28,482 --> 00:43:29,523
But you've got a
big role to play...
631
00:43:29,691 --> 00:43:32,234
in getting the Scandinavian
region back on track.
632
00:43:32,569 --> 00:43:33,903
You're popular,
inspirational...
633
00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:36,530
and you have the power
to galvanize the people.
634
00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:39,533
Now, whether you're
on board or not...
635
00:43:39,701 --> 00:43:41,327
I'm going to
have to insist...
636
00:43:41,495 --> 00:43:44,371
on getting you somewhere
I can ensure your safety.
637
00:43:44,873 --> 00:43:47,082
How about you, Prime
Minister? You in or out?
638
00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:49,543
Well, I think
it's about time...
639
00:43:49,711 --> 00:43:54,381
that a politician did something
that, actually made a difference.
640
00:43:54,883 --> 00:43:56,717
Too true.
641
00:43:56,885 --> 00:43:57,843
What?
642
00:43:57,928 --> 00:43:59,220
Take her away.
643
00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:03,682
Drink?
644
00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:06,227
Why not?
645
00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:10,105
Guards! Help!
646
00:44:10,190 --> 00:44:11,148
Don't worry.
647
00:44:11,233 --> 00:44:12,733
No harm will come
to the princess.
648
00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:14,443
Well, I'm a
republican anyways,
649
00:44:14,528 --> 00:44:17,196
so it really doesn't matter.
650
00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:19,698
Release the princess!
651
00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:54,608
Okay, you're done.
652
00:44:54,776 --> 00:44:56,277
Not so bad, right?
653
00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:58,654
Hardly felt a thing.
654
00:44:58,947 --> 00:45:00,447
Welcome aboard.
655
00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:03,659
Pleasure is all mine.
656
00:45:09,082 --> 00:45:10,082
Ever heard of knocking?
657
00:45:11,293 --> 00:45:12,626
Only when I'm casing
a place to rob.
658
00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:15,296
Merlin said you
wanted to see me?
659
00:45:16,590 --> 00:45:18,632
I hope J. B.'s training
is going as well as yours is.
660
00:45:18,925 --> 00:45:19,967
Sit.
661
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:25,347
Congratulations on making it
to the final six candidates.
662
00:45:25,515 --> 00:45:28,017
Your test results were even
better than I could've hoped.
663
00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:31,812
Come in.
664
00:45:34,149 --> 00:45:35,149
Ah.
665
00:45:35,984 --> 00:45:38,652
Eggsy, I need to have
a private conversation.
666
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:39,820
You're dismissed.
667
00:45:39,946 --> 00:45:41,655
Nonsense.
Let him observe.
668
00:45:41,865 --> 00:45:43,490
Might learn
a thing or two.
669
00:45:43,992 --> 00:45:45,951
As you wish.
Take a look at this.
670
00:45:46,036 --> 00:45:48,037
Oh, for God's
sake, I've barely touched you.
671
00:45:48,121 --> 00:45:49,121
Oh, man up!
672
00:45:49,623 --> 00:45:51,332
Fucking hell!
673
00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:53,459
That is rank, Harry.
674
00:45:54,169 --> 00:45:55,502
You blew up his head?
675
00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:57,129
It's a bit much, innit?
676
00:45:57,297 --> 00:46:00,966
Actually, the explosion was
caused by an implant in his neck.
677
00:46:01,176 --> 00:46:02,676
Here, under the scar.
678
00:46:03,011 --> 00:46:05,512
Did my hardware pick
up the signal that triggered it?
679
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,181
Fortunately, yes.
680
00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:09,475
Unfortunately, the IP
address I traced it to...
681
00:46:09,643 --> 00:46:11,852
is registered
to the Valentine Corporation.
682
00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:13,062
That's not much of a lead.
683
00:46:13,146 --> 00:46:14,647
He has millions of
employees worldwide.
684
00:46:15,023 --> 00:46:17,191
That Richmond Valentine
is a genius.
685
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:22,988
Did you not see
his announcement today?
686
00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:24,865
No.
687
00:46:28,912 --> 00:46:32,498
We each spend on average
$2,000 a year...
688
00:46:32,666 --> 00:46:34,541
on cell phone
and internet usage.
689
00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:37,836
It gives me great pleasure
to announce...
690
00:46:38,004 --> 00:46:40,547
those days are over.
691
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:41,757
As of tomorrow...
692
00:46:41,925 --> 00:46:45,761
every man, woman and child
can claim a free SIM card...
693
00:46:45,929 --> 00:46:50,057
compatible with any cell
phone, any computer...
694
00:46:50,225 --> 00:46:54,395
and utilize my communications
network for free.
695
00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:55,896
Free calls...
696
00:46:56,064 --> 00:46:57,564
free internet...
697
00:46:57,732 --> 00:46:59,233
for everyone.
698
00:47:00,235 --> 00:47:01,568
Forever.
699
00:47:17,419 --> 00:47:20,087
Valentine's assistant
has the same implant scar.
700
00:47:20,588 --> 00:47:23,257
I think Mr. Valentine and I
should have a tête-à-tête.
701
00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:29,221
He's having a
gala dinner next week.
702
00:47:29,389 --> 00:47:31,098
I'll get you an invitation.
703
00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:32,182
You need to be
careful, though.
704
00:47:32,434 --> 00:47:34,393
Since you've been out, hundreds
of VIPs have gone missing.
705
00:47:34,561 --> 00:47:36,937
No ransom notes,
exactly like Professor Arnold.
706
00:47:37,272 --> 00:47:40,983
Then I suggest you make my
alias somebody worth kidnapping.
707
00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:54,955
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
708
00:47:55,123 --> 00:47:56,290
What, don't like heights?
709
00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:57,458
Yeah, it's okay.
710
00:47:57,667 --> 00:48:01,295
I've done it before, which is
probably why, come to think of it.
711
00:48:02,589 --> 00:48:04,465
Hey, it's gonna be all right.
712
00:48:04,632 --> 00:48:06,091
You're top of the class.
713
00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:09,303
Listen up.
714
00:48:09,471 --> 00:48:12,264
Your mission is to land in the target
without the radar detecting you.
715
00:48:12,432 --> 00:48:16,101
If I read you on the radar, or
you miss the target, you go home.
716
00:48:16,478 --> 00:48:17,644
Is that understood?
717
00:48:21,149 --> 00:48:23,776
Drop zone coming up,
20 seconds.
718
00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:26,528
We gotta go.
719
00:48:35,789 --> 00:48:37,664
Eggsy, I really don't think
I can do this.
720
00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:38,832
Of course you can't.
721
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,334
Head to the back
and I'll show you how, yeah?
722
00:48:48,843 --> 00:48:50,844
Eggsy, wait! Hang on!
723
00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:53,347
Roxy, just stop
fucking about!
724
00:48:54,724 --> 00:48:55,724
Follow me, yeah?
725
00:49:10,031 --> 00:49:11,865
Come on!
726
00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:15,202
Roxy,
it's now or never.
727
00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:17,704
Jump!
728
00:49:36,349 --> 00:49:37,683
Good girl, Rox...
729
00:49:37,851 --> 00:49:39,434
I'm glad you made it!
730
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:53,907
Yeah!
731
00:49:54,576 --> 00:49:55,576
Come on!
732
00:49:57,954 --> 00:50:00,080
My, my, you're all
very cheerful.
733
00:50:00,248 --> 00:50:02,416
Did you really think it was
gonna be that straightforward?
734
00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,960
Any idiot can
read a heads-up display.
735
00:50:05,128 --> 00:50:08,797
A Kingsman agent needs to be able
to solve problems under pressure.
736
00:50:09,382 --> 00:50:12,885
Like what to do when one of
your group has no parachute.
737
00:50:14,262 --> 00:50:15,929
What, no parachute?
Shit!
738
00:50:16,306 --> 00:50:17,431
Who?
739
00:50:17,557 --> 00:50:18,515
Fuck!
740
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,600
Which one?
741
00:50:19,726 --> 00:50:21,143
What do we do?
742
00:50:21,311 --> 00:50:22,728
I told you.
Aim for the target.
743
00:50:22,896 --> 00:50:24,146
Come in under the radar.
744
00:50:24,314 --> 00:50:26,273
And I hope not to be scraping
one of you up.
745
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:29,610
But if I do have to, and
you're inside the target...
746
00:50:30,111 --> 00:50:31,820
please know I'll
be very impressed.
747
00:50:31,988 --> 00:50:33,405
Fuck!
Oh, shit!
748
00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:38,952
Everybody listen,
I've got a plan!
749
00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:43,624
Pair off! Grab the
closest person to them.
750
00:50:46,294 --> 00:50:47,461
Rufus, come on!
751
00:50:47,587 --> 00:50:48,587
Oh, fuck!
752
00:50:49,464 --> 00:50:50,464
Rufus!
753
00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:51,965
Oh, shit! I can't!
754
00:50:55,428 --> 00:50:56,428
Fuck!
755
00:50:57,847 --> 00:50:58,972
Oh, thank God!
756
00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:00,974
Rufus, you wanker!
757
00:51:02,185 --> 00:51:03,602
Shit, we're an odd number now!
758
00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:05,771
Quick, make a circle!
759
00:51:05,939 --> 00:51:07,648
Fuck, he's right!
Boys, let's do it.
760
00:51:12,362 --> 00:51:14,446
We pull our
cords one by one!
761
00:51:14,614 --> 00:51:15,822
When we know who's fucked...
762
00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:17,324
the person on
their right grabs them.
763
00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:20,369
Okay, Eggsy.
764
00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:21,828
Good plan, Eggsy.
765
00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:24,164
You have 30 seconds.
Come on now, hurry.
766
00:51:24,332 --> 00:51:25,332
Me first!
767
00:51:27,794 --> 00:51:28,752
Oh, fuck!
768
00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:30,128
Yes!
769
00:51:32,215 --> 00:51:34,633
Okay, me next.
770
00:51:36,636 --> 00:51:38,178
See you on the ground, boys.
771
00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:43,016
Now me.
772
00:51:46,896 --> 00:51:47,896
Fuck!
773
00:51:52,193 --> 00:51:53,235
Roxy...
774
00:51:53,319 --> 00:51:54,987
no matter what happens now,
I've got you, all right?
775
00:51:58,866 --> 00:52:00,158
Okay, Eggsy.
776
00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:01,493
- Yours first, okay?
- Yep.
777
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:15,465
Oh, shit!
778
00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:24,599
Shit!
779
00:52:26,728 --> 00:52:27,728
Shit!
780
00:52:29,397 --> 00:52:30,397
Rox!
781
00:52:33,860 --> 00:52:34,943
Fuck.
782
00:52:51,294 --> 00:52:53,462
Hugo, Digby.
783
00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:56,423
You don't land in the K,
you're not in the K.
784
00:52:56,591 --> 00:52:58,925
Rufus,
you opened too soon.
785
00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:00,427
You were all over
the radar.
786
00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:02,429
All three of you,
pack your bags, go home.
787
00:53:04,557 --> 00:53:06,767
Eggsy, Roxy,
congratulations.
788
00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:08,727
You set a new record.
789
00:53:08,895 --> 00:53:10,103
Opening at 300 feet...
790
00:53:10,271 --> 00:53:11,313
that's pretty ballsy.
791
00:53:11,481 --> 00:53:13,982
Well done for completing
another task. Fall out.
792
00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:16,109
Sorry, sir.
793
00:53:16,277 --> 00:53:17,944
But why the fuck did you
choose me as the gimp?
794
00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:19,321
Am I the
expendable candidate?
795
00:53:19,489 --> 00:53:22,074
No, no, no. You don't
talk to me like that.
796
00:53:22,241 --> 00:53:24,451
You have a complaint, you come
here and you whisper it in my ear.
797
00:53:31,292 --> 00:53:34,002
You need to take
that chip off your shoulder.
798
00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:07,494
Mr. DeVere.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
799
00:54:08,121 --> 00:54:10,831
I'm awfully sorry. I seem
to have my dates muddled up.
800
00:54:10,998 --> 00:54:13,875
Oh, no, no, no. I cancelled
the gala because of you.
801
00:54:14,210 --> 00:54:16,002
Anybody willing
to donate that much...
802
00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:18,338
deserves their own dinner.
Come in!
803
00:54:19,966 --> 00:54:20,966
Thank you.
804
00:54:22,844 --> 00:54:25,345
Got to admit, I was really
intrigued to meet you.
805
00:54:25,513 --> 00:54:27,347
There aren't many
billionaires I don't know.
806
00:54:27,515 --> 00:54:28,515
I don't doubt it.
807
00:54:28,683 --> 00:54:31,685
And, obviously, I had my
people look into your affairs...
808
00:54:31,853 --> 00:54:33,437
and that's some pretty
old money you're from.
809
00:54:33,521 --> 00:54:34,521
How'd your folks make it?
810
00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:38,191
Property, mostly.
Property and the markets.
811
00:54:38,359 --> 00:54:40,402
Nothing questionable,
if that's your concern.
812
00:54:40,570 --> 00:54:43,196
Look, I'm just into finding
out what caliber person you are.
813
00:54:43,281 --> 00:54:44,281
I'm sure you
understand that.
814
00:54:44,866 --> 00:54:45,907
I most certainly do.
815
00:54:46,075 --> 00:54:47,576
Hope you're hungry.
I'm famished.
816
00:54:47,743 --> 00:54:48,827
Good.
817
00:54:48,911 --> 00:54:49,911
Grab a seat.
818
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:12,726
I'll have the
Big Mac, please.
819
00:55:12,894 --> 00:55:14,060
Great choice.
820
00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:17,647
But nothing beats two
cheeseburgers with secret sauce.
821
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:19,608
Goes great with
this '45 Lafite.
822
00:55:19,775 --> 00:55:20,775
A classic pairing.
823
00:55:21,194 --> 00:55:24,196
And may I suggest Twinkies and a
1937 Château d'Yquem for pudding?
824
00:55:25,031 --> 00:55:26,406
I like it.
825
00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:30,785
So, you want to
donate to my foundation.
826
00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:34,289
You are aware that I wound
things down in that area, right?
827
00:55:34,457 --> 00:55:37,375
Climate change is a threat, which
affects us all, Mr. Valentine.
828
00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:40,670
And you're one of the few powerful
men who seems to share my concerns.
829
00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:43,507
No, I shut things down, because
I wasn't getting anywhere.
830
00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:46,510
Every bit of research kept
pointing to the same thing.
831
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,053
That carbon emissions
are a red herring...
832
00:55:48,221 --> 00:55:51,890
and that we're past the point of no return
no matter what remedial actions we take?
833
00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:53,892
You know your shit.
834
00:55:54,060 --> 00:55:57,646
I sometimes envy the blissful ignorance
of those less well versed in their...
835
00:55:58,189 --> 00:55:59,397
"shit. "
836
00:56:00,441 --> 00:56:01,983
As Professor Arnold
always said...
837
00:56:02,568 --> 00:56:04,986
"Humankind is the only virus
cursed to live...
838
00:56:05,154 --> 00:56:08,406
"with the horrifying knowledge
of its host's fragile mortality. "
839
00:56:09,659 --> 00:56:12,202
You know, not a lot of people
knew about him.
840
00:56:14,914 --> 00:56:17,290
You like spy movies,
Mr. DeVere?
841
00:56:20,962 --> 00:56:23,964
Nowadays, they're all a
little serious for my taste.
842
00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:25,048
But the old ones...
843
00:56:25,925 --> 00:56:27,175
Marvelous.
844
00:56:27,343 --> 00:56:29,594
Give me a far-fetched
theatrical plot any day.
845
00:56:29,762 --> 00:56:33,265
The old Bond movies.
Oh, man!
846
00:56:33,432 --> 00:56:36,977
Oh, when I was a kid,
that was my dream job.
847
00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:39,354
Gentleman spy.
848
00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:43,066
I always felt the old Bond films
were only as good as the villain.
849
00:56:43,442 --> 00:56:47,571
As a child, I rather fancied a
future as a colorful megalomaniac.
850
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:52,742
What a shame we both
had to grow up.
851
00:56:57,373 --> 00:56:58,582
Bon appétit.
852
00:57:01,127 --> 00:57:04,087
Just give me a couple of days
to think over your proposal.
853
00:57:04,255 --> 00:57:05,839
I'll have my people
get in touch with yours...
854
00:57:06,007 --> 00:57:07,507
and it's all good.
855
00:57:07,675 --> 00:57:11,094
And thank you for
such a happy meal.
856
00:57:16,559 --> 00:57:17,934
Well, want me
to follow him?
857
00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:19,227
Nah.
858
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,980
I put a nano tracker gel
in the wine.
859
00:57:22,148 --> 00:57:25,150
We'll know his every move
for the next 24 hours.
860
00:57:25,318 --> 00:57:27,694
Finally find out
who he works for.
861
00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:31,406
Valentine didn't let me
out of his sight.
862
00:57:31,574 --> 00:57:34,075
All I got was this
on the way in.
863
00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:41,291
South Glade Mission Church is
a hate group based in Kentucky.
864
00:57:42,168 --> 00:57:43,752
FBI have been
monitoring them for years.
865
00:57:43,919 --> 00:57:45,712
But you think Valentine
is a supporter?
866
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:49,174
No evidence yet of a direct
connection, but I'll keep looking.
867
00:57:50,051 --> 00:57:51,426
Oh, by the way...
868
00:57:51,594 --> 00:57:56,640
our ever-growing list of missing persons
now includes Scandinavian royalty.
869
00:57:57,058 --> 00:57:59,768
Royal Crown Princess Tilde.
870
00:58:01,854 --> 00:58:04,689
Just let me out,
you psycho!
871
00:58:04,857 --> 00:58:07,692
I told you, you're free to go
any time you want.
872
00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:10,111
As long as you agree
to my conditions.
873
00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:12,155
I don't agree...
874
00:58:12,323 --> 00:58:15,033
and I am never ever
going to agree!
875
00:58:15,201 --> 00:58:16,451
Tough shit.
876
00:58:16,869 --> 00:58:17,869
Bitch.
877
00:58:20,039 --> 00:58:21,790
I want to speak
to the British Council!
878
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,626
The list of missing
celebrities and dignitaries
879
00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:26,836
has continued to grow
in recent weeks...
880
00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:30,882
and world leaders are coming under
increasing pressure to provide answers.
881
00:58:31,050 --> 00:58:34,803
We are doing everything in our
power to find Princess Tilde.
882
00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:38,139
You know, governments and
security forces worldwide...
883
00:58:38,307 --> 00:58:42,018
are working together to find the
person behind these abductions.
884
00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:43,853
In other news,
people all over the world...
885
00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:48,400
continue to wait in line day and
night to get their free SIM cards.
886
00:58:48,567 --> 00:58:51,027
Mrs. P, did you get one?
887
00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:53,780
Yeah, I've been
queuing up all day.
888
00:58:53,948 --> 00:58:58,201
This unprecedented giveaway by
the philanthropist Richmond Valentine...
889
00:58:58,369 --> 00:59:01,204
has already seen over a
billion cards distributed.
890
00:59:01,372 --> 00:59:02,580
At ease.
891
00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:07,168
So you thought we were done
for the day?
892
00:59:07,962 --> 00:59:09,170
Well, we're not.
893
00:59:10,798 --> 00:59:12,799
A party?
Tonight, in London.
894
00:59:14,552 --> 00:59:16,886
- Who's this?
- Your target.
895
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:19,013
Your mission is to use
your NLP training...
896
00:59:19,181 --> 00:59:21,558
to win over the individual on
the photograph in your envelope.
897
00:59:21,726 --> 00:59:23,226
And when I say
"win over"...
898
00:59:23,561 --> 00:59:25,186
I do mean in
the biblical sense.
899
00:59:25,354 --> 00:59:26,521
Easy.
900
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,482
Posh girls love
a bit of rough.
901
00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:31,276
We'll see about that, yeah?
902
00:59:31,569 --> 00:59:33,361
We certainly will.
903
00:59:38,576 --> 00:59:39,576
Hi!
904
00:59:39,702 --> 00:59:42,996
Sorry, I just had to come
over and say, amazing eyes.
905
00:59:43,372 --> 00:59:44,581
Are you wearing
color contacts?
906
00:59:44,749 --> 00:59:46,958
No!
You so are.
907
00:59:47,126 --> 00:59:49,502
Oh, my God, negging!
That's hilarious.
908
00:59:49,670 --> 00:59:51,546
I haven't heard anyone try
that since the noughties.
909
00:59:51,714 --> 00:59:52,756
Excuse me?
910
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:53,965
"Negging. "
911
00:59:54,049 --> 00:59:58,011
Saying something negative to a pretty girl
in order to undermine her social value.
912
00:59:58,179 --> 01:00:00,221
It's supposed to make you
want to win his approval.
913
01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:03,850
Absurdly basic neuro-linguistic
programming technique.
914
01:00:04,018 --> 01:00:06,144
Is it just me, or does this
champagne taste a little bit funny?
915
01:00:06,312 --> 01:00:08,188
It's an acquired taste,
mate. I think it's just cheap.
916
01:00:08,355 --> 01:00:10,190
Get one of these instead.
They're delicious.
917
01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:13,067
If you're into seduction
techniques, this guy is textbook.
918
01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:15,987
See what he just did?
It's called an opinion opener.
919
01:00:16,155 --> 01:00:17,655
He got you talking
with a neutral question...
920
01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:19,532
got all of us involved
in the conversation...
921
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:21,367
so that you craved
individual attention.
922
01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:23,411
No, I'm just saying
the champagne tastes rank.
923
01:00:23,579 --> 01:00:25,330
Lady Sophie
Montague-Herring.
924
01:00:25,498 --> 01:00:26,790
Phone call for you
at reception.
925
01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:28,666
Be right back. We'll
see you in a bit, yeah?
926
01:00:28,834 --> 01:00:30,210
See you in a bit.
927
01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:32,212
Budge up, Rox.
I'm feeling a bit rough.
928
01:00:32,379 --> 01:00:33,880
Are you all right?
No.
929
01:00:34,048 --> 01:00:35,089
Sorry to eavesdrop...
930
01:00:35,257 --> 01:00:38,802
but there's a much easier way to
guarantee getting someone home.
931
01:00:39,011 --> 01:00:40,553
Rohypnol.
932
01:00:42,723 --> 01:00:44,474
Or even something stronger.
933
01:01:02,034 --> 01:01:03,701
Who the fuck are you?
934
01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:05,703
Where am I?
935
01:01:08,123 --> 01:01:09,290
This knife...
936
01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:11,501
can save your life?
937
01:01:15,756 --> 01:01:16,756
Fuck!
938
01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:19,968
My employer's got two
questions for you, Eggsy.
939
01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:22,011
What the fuck is Kingsman?
940
01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:23,805
And who's Harry Hart?
941
01:01:23,973 --> 01:01:25,640
I don't know who
the fuck that is!
942
01:01:25,724 --> 01:01:26,724
Shit!
943
01:01:26,934 --> 01:01:30,728
Oh, Eggsy, I just killed two of your friends
who gave me the same bullshit answer!
944
01:01:31,272 --> 01:01:32,272
Fuck!
945
01:01:32,731 --> 01:01:35,275
Just cut the fucking ropes,
please!
946
01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:36,484
Hey, Eggsy!
947
01:01:36,652 --> 01:01:37,986
Is Kingsman worth dying for?
948
01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:41,573
Fuck you!
949
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,171
Congratulations.
950
01:01:57,339 --> 01:01:58,548
Bloody well done.
951
01:02:00,843 --> 01:02:02,427
How did the others do?
952
01:02:02,595 --> 01:02:04,387
Roxy passed
with flying colors.
953
01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:07,181
Charlie's up next.
Want to watch?
954
01:02:08,601 --> 01:02:10,059
Yeah, all right.
955
01:02:12,563 --> 01:02:14,606
Is Kingsman really
worth dying for?
956
01:02:14,773 --> 01:02:16,107
No, it fucking isn't!
957
01:02:16,275 --> 01:02:18,109
Shit, I'll tell you
what you want. Please!
958
01:02:18,277 --> 01:02:19,569
Chester King is Arthur.
959
01:02:19,737 --> 01:02:21,946
Arthur's head of a spy agency.
It's called Kingsman.
960
01:02:22,114 --> 01:02:23,656
Get me out of
here! Thank you, Charlie.
961
01:02:23,824 --> 01:02:25,158
Much appreciated.
962
01:02:25,326 --> 01:02:27,702
Come on!
That wasn't the fucking deal!
963
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,413
Fuck!
964
01:02:37,421 --> 01:02:39,714
I had such
high hopes for you.
965
01:02:39,924 --> 01:02:41,841
You're a bloody disgrace.
966
01:02:42,009 --> 01:02:43,009
Arthur, I'm sorry.
967
01:02:43,844 --> 01:02:45,178
At least untie me.
968
01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:46,846
Untie yourself.
969
01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:50,683
Arthur, please.
970
01:02:52,019 --> 01:02:54,562
I'm the fucking
son of the... Shit!
971
01:02:54,730 --> 01:02:57,231
Anyone? Hello?
972
01:02:57,399 --> 01:02:59,943
Galahad, Percival,
congratulations.
973
01:03:00,235 --> 01:03:03,029
Your candidates have reached the
final stage of the testing process.
974
01:03:03,197 --> 01:03:06,741
As tradition allows, you now
have 24 hours to spend with them.
975
01:03:07,368 --> 01:03:10,536
Eggsy, you should know your
father reached this point.
976
01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:12,288
From now on...
977
01:03:12,748 --> 01:03:14,207
there are no safety nets,
understood?
978
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:18,920
Good. Dismissed.
979
01:03:22,925 --> 01:03:25,051
Charlie, time to go home.
980
01:03:25,219 --> 01:03:26,552
Fuck you.
981
01:03:26,971 --> 01:03:29,222
Fucking dad's gonna
hear about this!
982
01:03:31,392 --> 01:03:32,392
"To pee or not to pee?"
983
01:03:34,478 --> 01:03:35,478
That was the headline...
984
01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:38,231
the day after I defused
a dirty bomb in Paris.
985
01:03:38,899 --> 01:03:40,566
"Germany 1, England 5."
986
01:03:40,734 --> 01:03:41,818
Missed that game.
987
01:03:41,986 --> 01:03:44,946
I was breaking up an undercover
spy ring at the Pentagon.
988
01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:51,744
My first mission.
989
01:03:51,912 --> 01:03:53,413
Foiled the assassination
of Margaret Thatcher.
990
01:03:54,915 --> 01:03:56,249
Not everybody would
thank you for that one.
991
01:03:56,667 --> 01:03:59,419
The point is, Eggsy, nobody
thanked me for any of them.
992
01:04:00,087 --> 01:04:03,631
Front page news on all these
occasions was celebrity nonsense.
993
01:04:03,924 --> 01:04:07,468
Because it's the nature of Kingsman
that our achievements remain secret.
994
01:04:07,928 --> 01:04:11,264
A gentleman's name should appear
in the newspaper only three times.
995
01:04:11,432 --> 01:04:13,766
When he's born, when he
marries, and when he dies.
996
01:04:13,934 --> 01:04:17,103
And we are, first and
foremost, gentlemen.
997
01:04:17,438 --> 01:04:18,771
That's me fucked then.
998
01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:21,649
It's like Charlie said.
I'm just a pleb.
999
01:04:21,817 --> 01:04:22,817
Nonsense.
1000
01:04:22,985 --> 01:04:25,486
Being a gentleman has nothing to do
with the circumstances of one's birth.
1001
01:04:26,447 --> 01:04:28,281
Being a gentleman
is something one learns.
1002
01:04:29,033 --> 01:04:30,867
Yeah, but how?
1003
01:04:31,785 --> 01:04:33,036
All right, first lesson.
1004
01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:34,620
You should've asked me
before you took a seat.
1005
01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:37,623
Second lesson...
1006
01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:39,959
how to make
a proper martini.
1007
01:04:40,961 --> 01:04:43,046
Yes, Harry.
1008
01:04:45,632 --> 01:04:48,676
Goddamn it!
This fucking hurts!
1009
01:04:49,178 --> 01:04:51,679
You're the one who asked for
a biometric security system.
1010
01:04:51,847 --> 01:04:52,972
What's wrong with
a simple switch?
1011
01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:54,140
A simple switch?
1012
01:04:54,308 --> 01:04:57,977
This is an extremely
dangerous machine.
1013
01:04:58,145 --> 01:05:02,690
It should only be operated by
someone as responsible and sane as me.
1014
01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:05,151
Bad shit could happen if this
falls into the wrong hands.
1015
01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:10,031
We done here? Shit!
1016
01:05:10,199 --> 01:05:12,825
No. Now this one.
1017
01:05:12,993 --> 01:05:14,035
For the test at the church.
1018
01:05:14,203 --> 01:05:16,037
This one just
has a short range.
1019
01:05:16,205 --> 01:05:17,747
A simple switch will do.
1020
01:05:23,712 --> 01:05:25,213
So are you gonna teach
me how to talk proper,
1021
01:05:25,297 --> 01:05:26,339
like in My Fair Lady?
1022
01:05:26,757 --> 01:05:28,216
Don't be absurd.
1023
01:05:28,509 --> 01:05:31,052
Being a gentleman has nothing
to do with one's accent.
1024
01:05:31,220 --> 01:05:33,513
It's about being at ease
in one's own skin.
1025
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,223
As Hemingway said,
"There is nothing noble...
1026
01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:37,767
"in being superior
to your fellow man.
1027
01:05:38,185 --> 01:05:41,687
"True nobility is being
superior to your former self. "
1028
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,736
Now, the first thing every
gentleman needs is a good suit.
1029
01:05:48,904 --> 01:05:52,198
By which I mean, a bespoke
suit. Never off-the-peg.
1030
01:05:52,366 --> 01:05:54,742
And Kingsman suits
are always bulletproof.
1031
01:05:54,910 --> 01:05:57,703
So let's get you measured, and then,
whether you get the job or not...
1032
01:05:57,871 --> 01:06:02,250
you'll have a lasting and useful
memento of your time at Kingsman.
1033
01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:06,045
I'm so sorry, sir, but a gentleman
is completing his fitting.
1034
01:06:06,213 --> 01:06:08,381
Fitting Room Two
is available.
1035
01:06:08,549 --> 01:06:12,385
One does not use Fitting Room Two
when one is popping one's cherry.
1036
01:06:13,637 --> 01:06:16,430
Perhaps I'll show you Fitting
Room Three while we wait.
1037
01:06:26,817 --> 01:06:28,067
So we going up or down?
1038
01:06:28,235 --> 01:06:29,402
Neither.
1039
01:06:30,654 --> 01:06:31,654
Is this it?
1040
01:06:31,822 --> 01:06:34,907
Of course not.
Pull the hook on your left.
1041
01:06:41,915 --> 01:06:42,915
Oh, yes.
1042
01:06:43,417 --> 01:06:45,585
Very, very nice.
1043
01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:51,132
You're going to need a pair
of shoes to go with your suit.
1044
01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:55,428
An oxford is any formal shoe
with open lacing.
1045
01:06:55,596 --> 01:06:58,806
This additional decorative
piece is called broguing.
1046
01:06:58,974 --> 01:07:00,141
"Oxfords not brogues. "
1047
01:07:00,309 --> 01:07:01,934
Words to live by, Eggsy.
1048
01:07:02,144 --> 01:07:04,770
Words to live by.
Try a pair.
1049
01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:07,273
Your weapon scores
are excellent, by the way.
1050
01:07:08,442 --> 01:07:11,694
These you are familiar with, and
this is our standard issue pistol.
1051
01:07:11,862 --> 01:07:13,487
It's quite unique,
as you'll see.
1052
01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:14,989
It also fires
a shotgun cartridge
1053
01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:16,782
for use in messy
close-range situations.
1054
01:07:17,159 --> 01:07:18,618
How do they feel?
Yeah, good.
1055
01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:20,119
Now do your
very best impersonation...
1056
01:07:20,287 --> 01:07:21,954
of a German aristocrat's
formal greeting.
1057
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:26,709
No, Eggsy.
1058
01:07:30,839 --> 01:07:31,964
That is sick.
1059
01:07:33,133 --> 01:07:35,092
In the old days, they had
a phone in the heel as well.
1060
01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:36,302
How do I get it back in?
1061
01:07:36,470 --> 01:07:37,470
Well, it's coated
in one of the
1062
01:07:37,554 --> 01:07:39,805
fastest acting neurotoxins
known to man...
1063
01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:42,016
so very carefully.
1064
01:07:43,936 --> 01:07:47,647
Now, I've had a
lot of fun with this.
1065
01:07:47,814 --> 01:07:50,816
One of our finest examples
of chemical engineering.
1066
01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:53,486
A poison,
harmless when ingested...
1067
01:07:53,654 --> 01:07:55,529
but at a time
convenient to you...
1068
01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:59,700
can be remotely activated.
Primed.
1069
01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:01,994
Lethal.
1070
01:08:03,372 --> 01:08:05,498
What about these?
What do these do?
1071
01:08:05,874 --> 01:08:07,833
Electrocute you?
Don't be ridiculous.
1072
01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:09,835
It's a hand grenade.
Shut up!
1073
01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:12,296
If you want to electrocute
someone, you'll need a signet ring.
1074
01:08:12,464 --> 01:08:14,548
A gentleman traditionally wears
the signet on his left hand.
1075
01:08:14,716 --> 01:08:17,677
But a Kingsman wears it on whichever
hand happens to be dominant.
1076
01:08:17,844 --> 01:08:19,178
Touch the contact
behind the ring...
1077
01:08:19,346 --> 01:08:20,471
it delivers 50,000 volts.
1078
01:08:22,391 --> 01:08:24,850
And what about them?
What makes them so special?
1079
01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:26,018
Nothing.
1080
01:08:26,186 --> 01:08:28,896
That technology has caught
up with the spy world.
1081
01:08:29,898 --> 01:08:31,691
Put it back, Eggsy.
1082
01:08:34,069 --> 01:08:35,528
Ah. Perfect timing.
1083
01:08:35,696 --> 01:08:37,571
The gentleman's
just finished.
1084
01:08:42,703 --> 01:08:44,036
Mr. DeVere!
1085
01:08:45,539 --> 01:08:47,206
What a coincidence.
1086
01:08:47,833 --> 01:08:50,710
You are totally
the reason I'm here.
1087
01:08:50,919 --> 01:08:52,044
When you left my house...
1088
01:08:52,212 --> 01:08:56,007
I was thirsting for that dope-ass
smoking jacket you had on.
1089
01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:57,675
And since I'm going
to Royal Ascot...
1090
01:08:57,843 --> 01:08:59,885
and, apparently, you need
one of these penguin suits...
1091
01:09:00,429 --> 01:09:01,595
here I am.
1092
01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:03,180
What are you doing here?
1093
01:09:03,432 --> 01:09:04,765
What's up, man?
1094
01:09:04,933 --> 01:09:06,058
Richmond Valentine.
1095
01:09:06,393 --> 01:09:09,395
This is my new valet. I was just
introducing him to my tailor.
1096
01:09:09,563 --> 01:09:12,398
Another coincidence.
So am I.
1097
01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:14,859
Have you had any chance to
think further on my proposal?
1098
01:09:15,027 --> 01:09:16,027
Most definitely.
1099
01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:19,238
My people will be getting
in touch with you very soon.
1100
01:09:19,406 --> 01:09:20,865
I guarantee it.
1101
01:09:21,575 --> 01:09:22,908
A word of advice.
1102
01:09:23,243 --> 01:09:25,453
Ascot requires top hat.
1103
01:09:26,455 --> 01:09:29,582
I might suggest
Lock and Co. Hatters.
1104
01:09:30,417 --> 01:09:31,459
Saint James's.
1105
01:09:31,626 --> 01:09:32,877
"Lox" as in smoked fish?
1106
01:09:33,211 --> 01:09:35,755
As in, "locked up. "
1107
01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:37,256
Oh.
1108
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:41,719
I have trouble understanding
you people sometimes.
1109
01:09:42,304 --> 01:09:44,388
You all talk so funny.
1110
01:09:51,396 --> 01:09:54,482
Gentlemen, would you
look after him, please?
1111
01:10:06,995 --> 01:10:08,287
Now this...
1112
01:10:08,455 --> 01:10:10,331
is a dope-ass top hat.
1113
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,294
Gazelle, let's go ascoting.
1114
01:10:16,797 --> 01:10:18,172
Your hat looks fine, Gazelle.
1115
01:10:18,256 --> 01:10:20,966
Come on! Don't make me
late for the queen.
1116
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:24,428
Come on, Gazelle!
We're gonna be late.
1117
01:10:24,596 --> 01:10:26,138
How far is Ascot?
1118
01:10:26,598 --> 01:10:27,640
How far?
1119
01:10:31,853 --> 01:10:33,145
Merlin said you
wanted to see me, sir?
1120
01:10:33,647 --> 01:10:35,147
Sit down.
1121
01:10:40,362 --> 01:10:41,612
Pretty dog.
1122
01:10:42,030 --> 01:10:43,322
What's his name?
1123
01:10:43,490 --> 01:10:44,490
J. B.
1124
01:10:44,658 --> 01:10:46,826
As in "James Bond"?
No.
1125
01:10:47,119 --> 01:10:48,619
"Jason Bourne"?
1126
01:10:48,787 --> 01:10:50,788
No. "Jack Bauer. "
1127
01:10:51,123 --> 01:10:52,164
Oh!
1128
01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:53,833
Bravo.
1129
01:10:54,501 --> 01:10:55,626
It pains me to admit it...
1130
01:10:55,794 --> 01:10:58,671
but I think that one day,
you might be as good a spy...
1131
01:10:58,839 --> 01:11:00,297
as any of them.
1132
01:11:07,347 --> 01:11:09,014
Take it.
1133
01:11:15,856 --> 01:11:17,064
Shoot the dog.
1134
01:11:23,864 --> 01:11:25,156
This weapon is live.
1135
01:11:28,201 --> 01:11:29,243
Shoot the dog.
1136
01:12:08,033 --> 01:12:09,074
Give me the gun.
1137
01:12:20,420 --> 01:12:22,129
At least the girl's
got balls.
1138
01:12:25,759 --> 01:12:26,759
Get out.
1139
01:12:27,427 --> 01:12:29,428
I knew you
couldn't make it.
1140
01:12:32,724 --> 01:12:34,058
Go home.
1141
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:38,395
Merlin, send in Roxy,
please.
1142
01:13:02,170 --> 01:13:05,172
Welcome to Kingsman...
1143
01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:07,258
Lancelot.
1144
01:13:30,615 --> 01:13:31,615
Mum!
1145
01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:33,158
Eggsy!
1146
01:13:33,368 --> 01:13:34,660
Oh, God.
Where have you been?
1147
01:13:34,828 --> 01:13:36,829
I've been so worried
about you.
1148
01:13:38,790 --> 01:13:42,042
Oh, my days.
Look how big you've grown!
1149
01:13:47,841 --> 01:13:49,883
Where is he?
I'm fine.
1150
01:13:50,051 --> 01:13:51,719
Eggsy, please,
just don't get involved.
1151
01:13:51,886 --> 01:13:53,554
No, I should never have
left you on your own.
1152
01:13:53,722 --> 01:13:56,140
This stops right now.
1153
01:13:56,308 --> 01:13:57,391
I'll be right back.
1154
01:13:57,559 --> 01:13:59,143
Eggsy.
1155
01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:02,855
Oi, Dean!
1156
01:14:03,857 --> 01:14:05,691
Oh, Mugsy,
so you're back.
1157
01:14:05,859 --> 01:14:07,735
What, you gone and nicked
a fucking taxi, now?
1158
01:14:07,902 --> 01:14:09,320
Yeah.
1159
01:14:09,487 --> 01:14:11,530
Can I have a word
about my mum's black eye?
1160
01:14:12,532 --> 01:14:14,241
You want to have a word with
me, you get out of that cab...
1161
01:14:14,409 --> 01:14:16,076
I'll knock you straight back
down on your fucking arse.
1162
01:14:18,330 --> 01:14:20,331
Tell your muppets to go
inside, then I'll get out.
1163
01:14:22,584 --> 01:14:24,501
Go on, lads.
It'll be two hits.
1164
01:14:24,669 --> 01:14:26,712
Me hitting him,
him hitting the floor.
1165
01:14:27,213 --> 01:14:29,548
Come on, then, you prick.
1166
01:14:29,716 --> 01:14:31,592
Let's see what you got.
Want a bit of me?
1167
01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:32,635
What are you doing?
1168
01:14:32,719 --> 01:14:34,637
No, no, no!
Get out of the fucking car!
1169
01:14:34,721 --> 01:14:36,597
What are you doing?
Where you going, you mug?
1170
01:14:36,765 --> 01:14:38,057
Go on, you got no bollocks!
1171
01:14:38,850 --> 01:14:40,851
Come on, bruv,
he hit my fucking mum!
1172
01:14:41,019 --> 01:14:42,311
Come back when you've
grown a pair!
1173
01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:43,395
Mugsy!
1174
01:15:06,336 --> 01:15:07,336
You throw away...
1175
01:15:07,504 --> 01:15:11,465
your biggest opportunity
over a fucking dog.
1176
01:15:12,467 --> 01:15:14,802
And then you humiliate me
by stealing my boss's car.
1177
01:15:15,053 --> 01:15:17,137
You shot a dog
just to get a fucking job.
1178
01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:18,555
Yes, I did.
1179
01:15:21,559 --> 01:15:25,437
And Mr. Pickle here reminds me
of that every time I take a shit!
1180
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:29,525
You shot your dog
and had it stuffed?
1181
01:15:29,693 --> 01:15:30,901
You fucking freak.
1182
01:15:31,069 --> 01:15:32,444
No, I shot my dog...
1183
01:15:32,612 --> 01:15:34,363
and then I brought him home
and continued to care for him...
1184
01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:36,865
for the next 11 years
until he died of pancreatitis.
1185
01:15:37,617 --> 01:15:40,244
What?
It was a blank, Eggsy.
1186
01:15:41,413 --> 01:15:43,080
It was a fucking blank.
1187
01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:45,207
Remember Amelia?
1188
01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:46,250
Yeah.
1189
01:15:46,334 --> 01:15:47,459
She didn't drown.
1190
01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:50,379
She works in our tech
department in Berlin. She's fine.
1191
01:15:50,547 --> 01:15:51,755
Limits must be tested...
1192
01:15:51,923 --> 01:15:54,550
a Kingsman only condones the
risking of a life to save another.
1193
01:15:54,718 --> 01:15:57,678
Like my dad saved your life even
though your fuck-up cost his.
1194
01:15:57,846 --> 01:15:59,513
Or have you got him
stuffed here and all?
1195
01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:04,643
Can't you see that everything I've
done has been about trying to repay him?
1196
01:16:10,442 --> 01:16:12,109
Harry, listen to this.
1197
01:16:12,277 --> 01:16:14,027
Valentine is at last
saying something of note.
1198
01:16:14,446 --> 01:16:16,697
Do you know what
I love about pen and paper?
1199
01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:19,700
Nobody can hack
into this shit.
1200
01:16:20,118 --> 01:16:23,454
Our worldwide tour
was a complete success.
1201
01:16:23,621 --> 01:16:26,081
We have total coverall.
1202
01:16:26,249 --> 01:16:29,042
Like when all your numbers
in bingo are crossed out.
1203
01:16:29,169 --> 01:16:30,169
Bingo?
1204
01:16:30,253 --> 01:16:33,630
Bingo, the game.
You have played bingo, right?
1205
01:16:34,507 --> 01:16:36,300
Do I look like
I play bingo?
1206
01:16:38,511 --> 01:16:39,553
Point is...
1207
01:16:40,221 --> 01:16:44,683
if our tests go well at the
church tomorrow, we are good to go.
1208
01:16:44,851 --> 01:16:47,352
South Glade Mission Church.
1209
01:16:48,271 --> 01:16:50,439
- Merlin, get the plane ready.
- Will do.
1210
01:16:50,607 --> 01:16:52,232
Harry, I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna do whatever...
1211
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:53,400
You should be.
1212
01:16:53,568 --> 01:16:55,986
You just stay right there. I'll
sort this mess out when I get back.
1213
01:17:02,368 --> 01:17:04,077
And I say to you...
1214
01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:05,496
bear witness!
1215
01:17:05,663 --> 01:17:08,248
Watch the news.
Watch the news.
1216
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:09,708
AIDS!
1217
01:17:10,001 --> 01:17:11,001
Floods!
1218
01:17:11,169 --> 01:17:13,295
The blood of
the innocent, spilled!
1219
01:17:13,463 --> 01:17:18,634
And yet, there are those who
doubt this is the wrath of God.
1220
01:17:20,470 --> 01:17:27,142
Our filthy government condones
sodomy, divorce, abortion!
1221
01:17:27,310 --> 01:17:29,853
And yet, some still doubt...
1222
01:17:30,021 --> 01:17:33,899
this is the work
of the antichrist!
1223
01:17:34,067 --> 01:17:38,946
You do not have to be
a Jew, a nigger, a whore...
1224
01:17:39,113 --> 01:17:41,865
or an atheistic, science-loving
evolution spouter...
1225
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:43,659
Charming sermon.
1226
01:17:43,827 --> 01:17:45,494
Can you see
Valentine anywhere?
1227
01:17:45,662 --> 01:17:47,079
So, my friends...
1228
01:17:47,247 --> 01:17:50,290
although he is a just God,
he is justly a vengeful one...
1229
01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:53,418
and there can be
no turning back...
1230
01:17:53,586 --> 01:17:55,212
from the almighty wrath...
1231
01:17:55,380 --> 01:17:56,839
Are you sure
we're out of range?
1232
01:17:57,090 --> 01:17:58,632
We're over 1,000 feet away.
What's wrong?
1233
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,050
What if the calculations
are wrong?
1234
01:18:00,218 --> 01:18:01,802
You just have to trust me.
1235
01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:07,474
...Jew, nigger, fag lovers,
and the devil is burning them...
1236
01:18:07,642 --> 01:18:08,934
for all eternity.
1237
01:18:09,102 --> 01:18:10,269
Would you excuse me?
1238
01:18:11,104 --> 01:18:12,104
Where are you going?
1239
01:18:12,939 --> 01:18:14,731
Hey! What's your problem?
1240
01:18:16,317 --> 01:18:17,734
I'm a Catholic whore...
1241
01:18:17,902 --> 01:18:21,488
currently enjoying congress out of
wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend...
1242
01:18:21,656 --> 01:18:24,199
who works in a military
abortion clinic.
1243
01:18:24,784 --> 01:18:26,118
So, hail Satan...
1244
01:18:26,286 --> 01:18:28,287
and have a lovely
afternoon, madam.
1245
01:18:31,666 --> 01:18:33,083
Oh, shit.
He's leaving.
1246
01:18:33,251 --> 01:18:34,835
I'm starting the test now.
1247
01:18:35,295 --> 01:18:37,379
Let's hope enough of these
freaks have our SIM cards.
1248
01:18:40,174 --> 01:18:41,967
I kindly ask you
to sit down,
1249
01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:43,051
my friend!
1250
01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:44,261
Just leave this church!
1251
01:18:44,429 --> 01:18:46,805
You just leave this church
like the infidel you are!
1252
01:18:49,350 --> 01:18:52,561
Satan cannot save you now!
You will eat your babies.
1253
01:18:52,729 --> 01:18:56,231
You will drown in the blood of the Lord!
1254
01:18:56,399 --> 01:18:57,858
He will not save you!
1255
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,073
Holy fuck!
1256
01:19:06,701 --> 01:19:07,743
Oh, shit, I can't watch this.
1257
01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:08,994
Get over here.
1258
01:19:11,915 --> 01:19:15,334
Lord, I can't change
1259
01:19:16,336 --> 01:19:22,799
Won't you fly high, free bird
Yeah
1260
01:19:50,995 --> 01:19:52,996
Jeez! Fuck.
1261
01:19:53,873 --> 01:19:55,999
Galahad,
can you hear me?
1262
01:19:56,250 --> 01:19:57,250
Harry!
1263
01:19:57,794 --> 01:20:00,170
Harry, what the heck
is going on?
1264
01:20:01,339 --> 01:20:02,798
Could you turn
the volume down, please?
1265
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:06,093
I didn't expect it
to be that effective.
1266
01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:07,386
What kind of response
are we talking?
1267
01:20:08,262 --> 01:20:09,262
100 percent.
1268
01:20:10,390 --> 01:20:11,807
So,
everyone's been affected,
1269
01:20:11,891 --> 01:20:13,392
whether they have
a SIM card or not.
1270
01:20:13,810 --> 01:20:15,978
And we get the added benefit
of wiping out the Kingsman.
1271
01:20:16,604 --> 01:20:18,438
Not yet.
1272
01:21:13,411 --> 01:21:14,703
Oh, you need to see this.
1273
01:23:11,779 --> 01:23:13,613
What did you do to me?
1274
01:23:13,948 --> 01:23:15,574
I had no control.
1275
01:23:16,909 --> 01:23:18,368
I killed all those people.
1276
01:23:20,329 --> 01:23:21,538
I wanted to.
1277
01:23:21,706 --> 01:23:22,789
Clever, isn't it?
1278
01:23:22,957 --> 01:23:25,667
In simple terms,
it's a neurological wave...
1279
01:23:25,835 --> 01:23:27,377
that triggers the centers
of aggression...
1280
01:23:27,545 --> 01:23:29,254
and switches off
inhibitors.
1281
01:23:29,797 --> 01:23:31,631
Transmitted through your
nasty, free SIM cards,
1282
01:23:31,716 --> 01:23:32,716
I assume.
1283
01:23:35,970 --> 01:23:37,846
Do you know
what this is like?
1284
01:23:38,055 --> 01:23:41,308
It's like those old movies we both love.
1285
01:23:41,475 --> 01:23:44,561
Now, I'm going to
tell you my whole plan...
1286
01:23:44,729 --> 01:23:45,729
and then I'm going to
come up
1287
01:23:45,813 --> 01:23:47,981
with some absurd and
convoluted way to kill you...
1288
01:23:48,149 --> 01:23:50,775
and you'll find an equally
convoluted way to escape.
1289
01:23:51,861 --> 01:23:53,320
Sounds good to me.
1290
01:23:54,071 --> 01:23:56,198
Well, this ain't
that kind of movie.
1291
01:23:59,827 --> 01:24:02,329
No!
1292
01:24:10,463 --> 01:24:12,172
Is he dead?
1293
01:24:12,340 --> 01:24:14,799
That tends to happen when
you shoot someone in the head.
1294
01:24:15,009 --> 01:24:16,134
It feels good, right?
1295
01:24:16,594 --> 01:24:18,678
No, no, it does not feel good.
It feels fucking awful.
1296
01:24:18,846 --> 01:24:21,139
What? You just killed how
many people in that church?
1297
01:24:21,307 --> 01:24:22,307
This is one guy.
1298
01:24:22,433 --> 01:24:24,434
No, no,
they killed each other.
1299
01:24:27,313 --> 01:24:29,231
Okay, send out
the countdown clock.
1300
01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:32,067
This party starts tomorrow.
1301
01:25:06,727 --> 01:25:08,103
Arthur?
1302
01:25:10,231 --> 01:25:11,731
Are you there?
1303
01:25:12,024 --> 01:25:14,192
Sadly, I am.
1304
01:25:14,568 --> 01:25:18,029
Assemble the Kingsmen.
1305
01:25:21,784 --> 01:25:23,451
Can't you see that
everything I've done
1306
01:25:23,536 --> 01:25:25,870
has been about
trying to repay him?
1307
01:25:46,392 --> 01:25:48,768
I see a young man
with potential...
1308
01:25:49,562 --> 01:25:52,230
who wants to do something
good with his life.
1309
01:26:08,914 --> 01:26:11,249
Arthur, Harry's dead.
1310
01:26:11,917 --> 01:26:14,336
Galahad is dead.
1311
01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:16,921
Hence, we have just drunk
a toast to him.
1312
01:26:17,590 --> 01:26:20,133
Well, then you know
what that psycho's doing.
1313
01:26:20,301 --> 01:26:22,927
How many people around the
world have got those SIM cards?
1314
01:26:23,095 --> 01:26:25,472
Valentine can send his signal
to any of them, all of them.
1315
01:26:25,639 --> 01:26:27,682
If they all go homicidal
at the same time then...
1316
01:26:27,850 --> 01:26:30,143
Indeed, and thanks
to Galahad's recordings...
1317
01:26:30,311 --> 01:26:32,937
we have Valentine's
confession.
1318
01:26:33,105 --> 01:26:36,483
The intelligence has been passed
on to the relevant authorities.
1319
01:26:36,650 --> 01:26:37,984
Our work is complete...
1320
01:26:38,152 --> 01:26:39,903
and a most
distinguished legacy
1321
01:26:39,987 --> 01:26:42,614
for our fallen friend,
it is, too.
1322
01:26:43,449 --> 01:26:44,616
And that's it?
1323
01:26:45,785 --> 01:26:46,951
Come sit down, boy.
1324
01:26:50,331 --> 01:26:55,335
This is an 1815
Napoleonic brandy.
1325
01:26:56,379 --> 01:26:59,631
And we only drink it
when we lose a Kingsman.
1326
01:27:00,299 --> 01:27:03,301
Galahad was very
fond of you.
1327
01:27:05,471 --> 01:27:07,889
And on this occasion...
1328
01:27:08,057 --> 01:27:11,393
I think it's acceptable for
us to bend the rules a little.
1329
01:27:13,813 --> 01:27:14,979
Are these all Kingsmen?
1330
01:27:15,147 --> 01:27:17,482
Yes, they're founder members.
1331
01:27:18,859 --> 01:27:20,902
I want you to join me
in a toast.
1332
01:27:23,155 --> 01:27:25,156
To Galahad.
1333
01:27:26,158 --> 01:27:27,659
To Galahad.
1334
01:27:32,206 --> 01:27:34,833
Harry says you don't like
to break rules, Arthur.
1335
01:27:35,334 --> 01:27:36,418
Why now?
1336
01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:37,836
You're very good, Eggsy.
1337
01:27:38,003 --> 01:27:41,589
Perhaps I will make you my
proposal for Galahad's position.
1338
01:27:42,508 --> 01:27:45,218
Provided, of course,
that we can see eye to eye...
1339
01:27:45,386 --> 01:27:47,512
on certain
political matters.
1340
01:27:50,349 --> 01:27:51,433
Can you guess...
1341
01:27:53,018 --> 01:27:54,602
what this is?
1342
01:27:54,770 --> 01:27:56,438
I don't have to.
Harry showed me.
1343
01:27:56,605 --> 01:27:58,106
You click it. I die.
1344
01:27:58,274 --> 01:28:00,066
I thought that brandy
tasted a bit shit.
1345
01:28:00,526 --> 01:28:02,694
Bravo.
1346
01:28:03,362 --> 01:28:06,531
Valentine won you over,
somehow.
1347
01:28:06,699 --> 01:28:09,534
Once he explained,
I understood.
1348
01:28:09,702 --> 01:28:10,952
When you get a virus...
1349
01:28:11,245 --> 01:28:12,454
you get a fever.
1350
01:28:12,621 --> 01:28:16,624
That's the human body raising its
core temperature to kill the virus.
1351
01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:19,043
Planet Earth works
the same way.
1352
01:28:19,211 --> 01:28:21,129
Global warming is the fever.
1353
01:28:21,297 --> 01:28:24,090
Mankind is the virus.
1354
01:28:24,258 --> 01:28:26,634
We're making our planet sick.
1355
01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:29,387
A cull is our only hope.
1356
01:28:29,555 --> 01:28:31,806
If we don't reduce
our population ourselves...
1357
01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:34,559
there is only one of
two ways this can go.
1358
01:28:34,727 --> 01:28:38,980
The host kills the virus,
or the virus kills the host.
1359
01:28:39,231 --> 01:28:40,231
Either way...
1360
01:28:40,316 --> 01:28:42,775
The result is the same.
1361
01:28:42,943 --> 01:28:44,569
The virus dies.
1362
01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:49,073
So Valentine's gonna take care
of the population problem himself.
1363
01:28:49,241 --> 01:28:51,743
Well, if we don't do
something, nature will.
1364
01:28:51,911 --> 01:28:56,247
Sometimes a culling is the only way
to ensure that this species survives...
1365
01:28:56,957 --> 01:28:59,083
and history
will see Valentine...
1366
01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:01,503
as the man who saved
humanity from extinction.
1367
01:29:02,087 --> 01:29:05,423
And he gets to pick and choose
who gets culled, does he?
1368
01:29:05,591 --> 01:29:06,799
All his rich mates,
they get to live...
1369
01:29:06,967 --> 01:29:09,469
and anyone he thinks is worth
saving, he's keeping them safe...
1370
01:29:09,637 --> 01:29:11,596
whether they agree
with him or not.
1371
01:29:11,764 --> 01:29:13,932
And you, Eggsy.
1372
01:29:14,475 --> 01:29:16,434
In Harry's honor...
1373
01:29:16,602 --> 01:29:21,272
I am inviting you
to be part of a new world.
1374
01:29:23,359 --> 01:29:25,652
It's time to make
your decision.
1375
01:29:32,535 --> 01:29:34,494
I'd rather be with Harry.
1376
01:29:35,037 --> 01:29:36,037
Thanks.
1377
01:29:36,789 --> 01:29:38,164
So be it.
1378
01:29:54,473 --> 01:29:57,725
The problem with us
common types...
1379
01:29:57,893 --> 01:29:59,477
is that we're
light-fingered.
1380
01:30:00,688 --> 01:30:02,397
Kingsman's taught me a lot...
1381
01:30:02,565 --> 01:30:03,815
but sleight of hand...
1382
01:30:04,483 --> 01:30:06,234
Yes, they're
founder members.
1383
01:30:08,862 --> 01:30:10,154
I had that down already.
1384
01:30:12,491 --> 01:30:16,077
You dirty little fucking...
1385
01:30:16,245 --> 01:30:17,412
prick.
1386
01:30:51,947 --> 01:30:53,698
It's okay, Lancelot.
Put it down.
1387
01:30:54,867 --> 01:30:56,409
It's verified.
1388
01:30:58,787 --> 01:31:01,372
Arthur's phone is receiving update
texts about getting to safety.
1389
01:31:01,540 --> 01:31:03,291
We don't have a lot of time.
What are you going to do?
1390
01:31:03,459 --> 01:31:05,585
The question is,
what are we going to do?
1391
01:31:05,753 --> 01:31:08,463
God knows who's in Valentine's
pocket and who's not.
1392
01:31:09,131 --> 01:31:10,632
We have no choice.
1393
01:31:11,717 --> 01:31:13,801
We are gonna have to deal
with this ourselves.
1394
01:31:17,222 --> 01:31:18,556
Follow me.
1395
01:31:37,451 --> 01:31:38,743
What the fuck is this?
1396
01:31:38,911 --> 01:31:40,745
I have no idea.
1397
01:31:41,747 --> 01:31:42,914
What you're playing with...
1398
01:31:43,082 --> 01:31:45,792
is a prototype personal
transatmospheric vehicle.
1399
01:31:45,959 --> 01:31:48,252
It was developed as part of
Reagan's Star Wars project.
1400
01:31:48,420 --> 01:31:51,339
It's pretty basic,
but it should still work.
1401
01:31:51,590 --> 01:31:53,966
We're gonna take out
one of Valentine's satellites.
1402
01:31:54,343 --> 01:31:56,803
We're gonna break the chain,
stop the signal.
1403
01:31:56,970 --> 01:31:58,638
It'll take him a couple
of hours to reroute it...
1404
01:31:59,306 --> 01:32:03,685
which buys us enough time for you to
get me into Valentine's mainframe...
1405
01:32:03,852 --> 01:32:05,645
so I can shut it down.
1406
01:32:05,813 --> 01:32:08,106
Lancelot, you're going to
be using it.
1407
01:32:08,273 --> 01:32:09,649
Get into your halo suit.
1408
01:32:22,162 --> 01:32:24,038
Swedish Prime Minister,
requesting permission to land.
1409
01:32:30,045 --> 01:32:31,796
Permission granted.
1410
01:32:35,384 --> 01:32:37,885
Please.
Thank you.
1411
01:32:38,053 --> 01:32:40,138
How many more
are we expecting?
1412
01:32:40,305 --> 01:32:41,639
Not many.
Most have their own bunkers.
1413
01:32:41,807 --> 01:32:45,143
I figure we're just getting
the really nervous ones.
1414
01:32:45,394 --> 01:32:47,395
Welcome,
Prime Minister.
1415
01:32:48,689 --> 01:32:51,649
It seems the implant can
emit some kind of counter signal...
1416
01:32:51,817 --> 01:32:55,486
to ensure the wearer remains unaffected
by the waves from the SIM cards.
1417
01:32:55,654 --> 01:32:57,697
The waves that turn everyone
into a psycho killer.
1418
01:32:57,865 --> 01:33:00,408
Quite. But what he probably
didn't tell anyone...
1419
01:33:00,576 --> 01:33:04,829
is it can also super heat their
soft tissue at his command.
1420
01:33:04,997 --> 01:33:09,167
Valentine selected his chosen few
to get the countdown warning...
1421
01:33:09,334 --> 01:33:12,170
but he had to be sure they didn't
blab to the wrong people beforehand.
1422
01:33:12,337 --> 01:33:14,046
How does this help us
right now?
1423
01:33:15,007 --> 01:33:16,007
It doesn't.
1424
01:33:16,383 --> 01:33:17,759
Roxy, here we go!
1425
01:33:30,689 --> 01:33:34,275
The higher you go,
the more the balloons expand.
1426
01:33:34,443 --> 01:33:36,277
When you reach the edge
of the atmosphere...
1427
01:33:36,445 --> 01:33:38,571
they'll explode.
1428
01:33:38,739 --> 01:33:40,740
You'll need to deploy your
missile just before that, okay?
1429
01:33:40,908 --> 01:33:42,241
Edge of the atmosphere.
1430
01:33:42,409 --> 01:33:45,703
And once you've deployed, you'll
need to release for descent, fast.
1431
01:33:46,705 --> 01:33:47,955
Good luck.
1432
01:33:50,292 --> 01:33:52,293
You can do this, okay?
Yeah.
1433
01:33:52,461 --> 01:33:55,254
Eggsy, come on.
Time is not our friend.
1434
01:34:17,736 --> 01:34:19,737
You're getting in
on Arthur's invitation.
1435
01:34:19,905 --> 01:34:21,113
You're gonna need
to blend in.
1436
01:34:21,281 --> 01:34:22,406
I'm supposed to be Arthur?
1437
01:34:22,574 --> 01:34:25,576
His invitation is in his
phone. You give them this.
1438
01:34:25,744 --> 01:34:27,161
Give his real name,
Chester King.
1439
01:34:27,246 --> 01:34:28,246
What about you?
1440
01:34:28,413 --> 01:34:29,831
I'm your pilot.
I'm gonna stay here.
1441
01:34:30,916 --> 01:34:31,999
Is that gonna fit me?
1442
01:34:32,167 --> 01:34:34,669
A bespoke suit always fits.
1443
01:34:34,837 --> 01:34:36,629
Just be grateful
Harry had it made for you.
1444
01:34:37,589 --> 01:34:38,589
Get dressed.
1445
01:34:40,050 --> 01:34:41,092
What the fuck's wrong
with them?
1446
01:34:41,426 --> 01:34:44,178
I don't know. Could have something
to do with the mass genocide.
1447
01:34:44,346 --> 01:34:46,264
Give me the mic.
1448
01:34:48,100 --> 01:34:49,642
Hey-oh!
1449
01:34:49,810 --> 01:34:52,728
Everybody, listen up!
Hello, hello!
1450
01:34:52,896 --> 01:34:55,106
What the fuck is wrong
with you people?
1451
01:34:55,274 --> 01:34:58,109
I just wanna remind
you that today...
1452
01:34:58,277 --> 01:35:00,862
is a day of celebration.
1453
01:35:01,697 --> 01:35:05,199
We must put aside
all thoughts of death...
1454
01:35:05,367 --> 01:35:07,243
and focus on birth.
1455
01:35:08,328 --> 01:35:10,746
The birth of a new age.
1456
01:35:11,957 --> 01:35:16,919
We mustn't mourn those
who give their lives today.
1457
01:35:17,087 --> 01:35:19,046
We should honor
their sacrifice...
1458
01:35:19,214 --> 01:35:21,215
Has she got my number to call
me back? I got a new phone.
1459
01:35:21,383 --> 01:35:22,967
...and their roles...
1460
01:35:23,051 --> 01:35:24,552
...in saving the human race.
1461
01:35:26,972 --> 01:35:30,641
We must put aside
doubt and guilt.
1462
01:35:32,060 --> 01:35:35,605
You are the chosen people.
1463
01:35:37,232 --> 01:35:40,693
When folks tell their kids
the story of Noah's Ark...
1464
01:35:40,861 --> 01:35:42,653
- is Noah the bad guy?
- No!
1465
01:35:42,821 --> 01:35:44,822
Is God the bad guy?
1466
01:35:44,948 --> 01:35:45,907
No!
1467
01:35:45,991 --> 01:35:48,326
How about the animals
marching two by two?
1468
01:35:48,410 --> 01:35:50,161
No!
Of course not!
1469
01:35:50,662 --> 01:35:52,622
Yeah, that's it!
1470
01:35:52,789 --> 01:35:56,584
Let's turn those frowns
upside down.
1471
01:35:56,752 --> 01:35:58,586
Eat, drink...
1472
01:35:58,754 --> 01:36:00,421
and party!
1473
01:36:03,467 --> 01:36:06,010
And I will see you all
in the new age.
1474
01:36:31,244 --> 01:36:33,371
Rox, it's me.
1475
01:36:33,872 --> 01:36:35,206
How's the view?
1476
01:36:38,043 --> 01:36:40,127
Hideous
Mine's pretty sweet.
1477
01:36:40,295 --> 01:36:42,088
They made you one
of these suits yet?
1478
01:36:42,172 --> 01:36:43,214
No, not yet.
1479
01:36:43,382 --> 01:36:45,716
You've got something to
look forward to then.
1480
01:36:45,884 --> 01:36:48,469
We're coming up on
Valentine's base. Gotta go.
1481
01:36:49,930 --> 01:36:51,222
Good luck.
1482
01:36:58,897 --> 01:36:59,897
Looking good, Eggsy.
1483
01:37:02,567 --> 01:37:05,277
Feeling good, Merlin.
1484
01:37:10,575 --> 01:37:12,159
This is
November-2-4-7-Charlie-Kilo...
1485
01:37:12,327 --> 01:37:14,745
requesting permission to land.
1486
01:37:17,749 --> 01:37:20,292
Permission is granted.
1487
01:37:23,964 --> 01:37:25,548
Fuck me.
1488
01:37:52,951 --> 01:37:55,411
Eggsy, we're on.
1489
01:38:10,135 --> 01:38:11,135
Chester King.
1490
01:38:12,137 --> 01:38:14,096
Mr. King, welcome.
1491
01:38:14,473 --> 01:38:18,267
I'm sure you've adhered to
Valentine's strict no-weapons policy...
1492
01:38:18,435 --> 01:38:19,769
but if you don't object... Of course.
1493
01:38:19,936 --> 01:38:21,145
Thank you.
1494
01:38:21,646 --> 01:38:23,773
Do you have
any luggage?
1495
01:38:24,733 --> 01:38:25,733
Congratulations, Mycroft,
1496
01:38:25,817 --> 01:38:28,194
you just graduated
from my pilot to my valet.
1497
01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:31,280
You cheeky...
Understood?
1498
01:38:31,448 --> 01:38:32,698
Good.
1499
01:38:33,992 --> 01:38:35,618
Thank you.
1500
01:39:00,894 --> 01:39:04,438
Eggsy,
find a laptop, get me online.
1501
01:39:04,523 --> 01:39:05,523
The clock is ticking.
1502
01:39:06,691 --> 01:39:09,401
And remember, try to blend in.
1503
01:39:09,569 --> 01:39:11,529
Would sir care
for a drink?
1504
01:39:12,155 --> 01:39:13,364
Martini.
1505
01:39:13,532 --> 01:39:15,699
Gin, not vodka, obviously.
1506
01:39:15,867 --> 01:39:19,578
Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing
at an unopened bottle of vermouth.
1507
01:39:20,205 --> 01:39:21,413
Thank you.
1508
01:39:24,209 --> 01:39:26,001
Merlin,
are you clocking this?
1509
01:39:26,211 --> 01:39:28,254
Yes, I am. Stay focused.
1510
01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:31,048
Lancelot, you're doing great.
Not much further to go.
1511
01:39:31,758 --> 01:39:32,883
Yes, Merlin.
1512
01:39:34,386 --> 01:39:36,679
Eggsy, get me online now.
1513
01:39:37,597 --> 01:39:38,597
Yep, I'm on it.
1514
01:39:39,766 --> 01:39:41,892
Lancelot, you're approaching
your altitude limit.
1515
01:39:42,227 --> 01:39:44,019
Those balloons
won't last much longer.
1516
01:39:44,896 --> 01:39:46,856
Prepare to engage missile.
1517
01:40:02,247 --> 01:40:03,455
Society's dead.
1518
01:40:03,915 --> 01:40:05,499
Long live society.
1519
01:40:06,751 --> 01:40:08,085
Amen to that.
1520
01:40:09,546 --> 01:40:11,589
I'm Morten Lindström.
Chester King.
1521
01:40:11,923 --> 01:40:13,257
How'd you get online?
I couldn't.
1522
01:40:13,633 --> 01:40:14,717
Oh, well, it's a closed
network, you see.
1523
01:40:14,801 --> 01:40:16,093
Pre-authorized
connections only.
1524
01:40:16,178 --> 01:40:17,178
Ah.
1525
01:40:20,807 --> 01:40:22,099
I've got a fix
on the satellite.
1526
01:40:22,267 --> 01:40:23,392
Do you have
the correct time?
1527
01:40:23,560 --> 01:40:24,727
I think I'm still
in my last time zone.
1528
01:40:24,811 --> 01:40:26,312
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let's see now.
1529
01:40:40,410 --> 01:40:41,410
Eggsy, I'm in.
1530
01:40:41,578 --> 01:40:42,661
Get your arse back
to the plane, now.
1531
01:40:42,829 --> 01:40:44,413
On my way.
Lancelot, good luck!
1532
01:40:44,581 --> 01:40:46,749
Firing in 3... 2...
1533
01:40:54,132 --> 01:40:55,132
Nice and slow.
1534
01:40:55,300 --> 01:40:56,467
Fuck are you doing here?
1535
01:40:56,635 --> 01:40:58,969
Well, my family
were invited, obviously.
1536
01:40:59,137 --> 01:41:00,763
Now, get the fuck up!
Slowly.
1537
01:41:01,973 --> 01:41:03,849
Oh, shit. Lancelot,
hurry up and fire!
1538
01:41:04,017 --> 01:41:05,601
That other balloon
is gonna blow!
1539
01:41:05,769 --> 01:41:08,812
Yes, Merlin. I've nearly
got it. Give me a second!
1540
01:41:10,690 --> 01:41:13,609
Valentine!
I've caught a fucking spy!
1541
01:41:14,277 --> 01:41:15,319
V- Glass, zoom.
1542
01:41:15,487 --> 01:41:17,529
Oh, fuck!
It's that young valet.
1543
01:41:21,326 --> 01:41:23,035
Son of a bitch.
1544
01:41:23,620 --> 01:41:24,703
Got it!
1545
01:41:34,839 --> 01:41:36,131
Oh, shit.
Sound the alarm!
1546
01:41:38,677 --> 01:41:39,718
I'm not taking any chances.
1547
01:41:39,886 --> 01:41:41,387
Okay, you send out
the two-minute warning.
1548
01:41:41,554 --> 01:41:44,014
I'm starting the override.
All right, let's do this.
1549
01:41:45,350 --> 01:41:46,976
Countdown initiated.
1550
01:41:56,695 --> 01:41:58,362
- You see him?
- Right here.
1551
01:42:07,163 --> 01:42:08,414
Eggsy, take a left.
1552
01:42:09,207 --> 01:42:10,207
Two guards, up ahead.
1553
01:42:22,554 --> 01:42:23,846
Lancelot! Release now!
1554
01:42:34,899 --> 01:42:36,692
Eggsy,
straight ahead, then right.
1555
01:42:37,068 --> 01:42:38,068
There's two more.
1556
01:42:41,781 --> 01:42:43,866
All right,
everybody on your feet!
1557
01:42:44,034 --> 01:42:45,242
Countdown to V-day!
1558
01:42:45,410 --> 01:42:46,910
Welcome in the new age!
1559
01:42:55,295 --> 01:42:56,378
Flat spin.
1560
01:43:11,561 --> 01:43:14,396
Eggsy, next left,
down the narrow tunnel!
1561
01:43:23,156 --> 01:43:24,156
Here we go!
1562
01:43:24,324 --> 01:43:25,324
10...
1563
01:43:25,950 --> 01:43:27,284
9...
1564
01:43:27,786 --> 01:43:28,786
8...
1565
01:43:29,454 --> 01:43:30,454
7...
1566
01:43:31,373 --> 01:43:32,373
6...
1567
01:43:33,041 --> 01:43:34,124
5...
1568
01:43:34,709 --> 01:43:35,709
4...
1569
01:43:36,711 --> 01:43:37,711
3...
1570
01:43:37,879 --> 01:43:38,879
2...
1571
01:43:39,631 --> 01:43:40,631
1!
1572
01:43:46,554 --> 01:43:48,389
Nice! Well done,
both of you.
1573
01:43:49,140 --> 01:43:50,140
It's not working!
1574
01:43:50,308 --> 01:43:52,059
It's supposed to be working!
What the fuck?
1575
01:43:58,775 --> 01:43:59,817
Yes!
1576
01:43:59,984 --> 01:44:01,318
Well done, Rox. Good girl.
1577
01:44:04,739 --> 01:44:07,199
We've lost one
of our satellites.
1578
01:44:16,751 --> 01:44:20,504
Oh, no, no. There's no
way I can hack past that.
1579
01:44:26,094 --> 01:44:27,094
What's going on?
1580
01:44:28,263 --> 01:44:29,346
Is there a problem?
1581
01:44:30,515 --> 01:44:31,849
Come on.
There's no need for guns.
1582
01:44:32,016 --> 01:44:33,517
I'm just a pilot.
1583
01:44:36,521 --> 01:44:37,563
Oh, fuck. Merlin!
1584
01:44:40,358 --> 01:44:41,942
Get in here!
1585
01:44:46,197 --> 01:44:47,364
Come on!
1586
01:44:50,910 --> 01:44:52,244
Let's get the fuck
out of here!
1587
01:44:52,412 --> 01:44:53,412
We can't.
1588
01:44:53,580 --> 01:44:55,038
I can't get into
Valentine's machine.
1589
01:44:55,206 --> 01:44:56,790
He's got biometric security.
1590
01:44:58,209 --> 01:44:59,168
You're gonna have
to get in there
1591
01:44:59,252 --> 01:45:01,587
and make sure his hand
never touches that desk.
1592
01:45:01,754 --> 01:45:03,297
Are you taking
the fucking piss?
1593
01:45:03,465 --> 01:45:04,715
I'm afraid not.
1594
01:45:07,886 --> 01:45:08,886
Let's have that then.
1595
01:45:10,555 --> 01:45:11,889
This is mine.
1596
01:45:12,390 --> 01:45:14,308
I'll show you yours.
1597
01:45:31,576 --> 01:45:32,576
Good choice.
1598
01:45:35,288 --> 01:45:36,830
How long to re-link
the satellite chain?
1599
01:45:36,998 --> 01:45:38,248
It'll take an hour,
maybe two.
1600
01:45:38,416 --> 01:45:40,501
Bullshit! Just bring these two
closer together.
1601
01:45:40,668 --> 01:45:42,002
But that's not yours.
1602
01:45:47,675 --> 01:45:49,885
V- Glass, call E-man.
1603
01:45:50,261 --> 01:45:51,595
E, it's V.
1604
01:45:51,763 --> 01:45:53,764
Listen, man, I got a
little hiccup on this end.
1605
01:45:53,932 --> 01:45:54,932
I need to piggyback.
1606
01:45:55,099 --> 01:45:56,725
One of my satellites
just went down,
1607
01:45:56,809 --> 01:45:59,102
but it's right next
to one of yours.
1608
01:45:59,646 --> 01:46:01,104
You read my mind.
1609
01:46:01,773 --> 01:46:03,357
How long before you
make that happen?
1610
01:46:06,444 --> 01:46:07,486
Go.
1611
01:46:11,658 --> 01:46:13,617
All right, we should be
coming back online.
1612
01:46:16,454 --> 01:46:17,454
10 percent.
1613
01:46:20,333 --> 01:46:21,375
Oh, shit!
1614
01:46:21,543 --> 01:46:23,335
Eggsy, Valentine's using
someone else's satellite.
1615
01:46:23,503 --> 01:46:25,462
He's going to
reconnect the chain.
1616
01:46:25,630 --> 01:46:27,047
It's going to take him
no time at all.
1617
01:46:28,049 --> 01:46:29,132
It's at 20 percent.
1618
01:46:47,068 --> 01:46:50,320
Eggsy, it seems Valentine's got
a present for you. Get a move on!
1619
01:47:23,855 --> 01:47:25,230
Is that Kingsman kid dead yet?
1620
01:47:25,440 --> 01:47:27,065
Not yet,
but he will be soon.
1621
01:47:27,233 --> 01:47:28,942
Good.
1622
01:47:41,873 --> 01:47:42,873
Merlin, I'm fucked.
1623
01:47:56,095 --> 01:47:57,095
As am I.
1624
01:47:57,263 --> 01:47:59,598
They're coming at me from
both sides. I'm out of options.
1625
01:48:00,058 --> 01:48:02,893
Rox, I need a favor.
1626
01:48:03,061 --> 01:48:04,102
Call my mum.
1627
01:48:04,270 --> 01:48:05,812
Tell her to lock herself
away from Dean.
1628
01:48:06,481 --> 01:48:07,481
And the baby...
1629
01:48:09,108 --> 01:48:10,108
and tell her I love her.
1630
01:48:19,077 --> 01:48:20,327
Oh, for fuck's sake.
1631
01:48:24,666 --> 01:48:27,834
Merlin, remember those implants
you said were of no use to us?
1632
01:48:29,629 --> 01:48:30,796
Any chance you can
turn them on?
1633
01:48:34,300 --> 01:48:35,300
All right.
1634
01:48:35,468 --> 01:48:37,928
My turn to play, Valentine.
1635
01:48:46,437 --> 01:48:47,604
Oh, no!
1636
01:48:47,772 --> 01:48:50,190
What the fuck is he doing?
I can't stop this.
1637
01:49:03,621 --> 01:49:04,663
Yes, please.
1638
01:49:08,334 --> 01:49:09,501
No!
1639
01:50:06,267 --> 01:50:08,351
Oh, my God!
1640
01:50:08,519 --> 01:50:10,520
That is fucking spectacular!
1641
01:50:10,688 --> 01:50:12,564
Merlin,
you're a fucking genius!
1642
01:50:13,775 --> 01:50:16,777
What the fuck
is happening out there?
1643
01:50:21,073 --> 01:50:22,365
Aren't you that princess
who went missing?
1644
01:50:22,533 --> 01:50:23,575
Can you get me out?
1645
01:50:24,202 --> 01:50:26,119
If I do, will you
give me a kiss?
1646
01:50:26,287 --> 01:50:27,704
I've always wanted
to kiss a princess.
1647
01:50:27,872 --> 01:50:29,873
If you get me out right now, I'll
give you more than just a kiss.
1648
01:50:32,126 --> 01:50:33,376
You motherfucker.
1649
01:50:33,544 --> 01:50:35,378
Did you really think
I was stupid enough...
1650
01:50:35,546 --> 01:50:37,714
to implant one of those
things in my own head?
1651
01:50:38,174 --> 01:50:39,716
What are you, fucking crazy?
1652
01:50:40,676 --> 01:50:42,969
All those innocent people
killed and for what?
1653
01:50:43,846 --> 01:50:46,681
You didn't stop shit!
1654
01:50:48,059 --> 01:50:50,060
Fine, I've locked the door.
What do you want me to do now?
1655
01:50:50,228 --> 01:50:53,063
As I said, put your daughter in
the bathroom and throw away the key.
1656
01:50:53,856 --> 01:50:56,233
It's still happening!
1657
01:50:56,400 --> 01:50:57,567
You're fucking insane!
1658
01:50:57,735 --> 01:50:58,860
Just do it.
1659
01:51:26,180 --> 01:51:27,514
Eggsy,
the signal's started!
1660
01:51:27,682 --> 01:51:30,851
Get Valentine's hand off
that bloody desk now!
1661
01:51:31,018 --> 01:51:32,018
Sorry, love.
1662
01:51:32,353 --> 01:51:33,436
Got to save the world.
1663
01:51:33,604 --> 01:51:35,188
If you save the world...
1664
01:51:35,356 --> 01:51:37,023
we can do it in the asshole.
1665
01:51:38,276 --> 01:51:40,193
I'll be right back.
1666
01:51:41,571 --> 01:51:42,571
Good luck!
1667
01:51:49,287 --> 01:51:50,287
London.
1668
01:52:18,774 --> 01:52:19,733
Rio.
1669
01:52:35,666 --> 01:52:36,666
Get down!
1670
01:52:38,669 --> 01:52:39,669
You did it!
1671
01:52:49,263 --> 01:52:51,181
The glass is not
gonna hold long.
1672
01:52:52,850 --> 01:52:54,476
You stay here.
1673
01:52:56,687 --> 01:52:57,854
Merlin, quickly,
how do I get up there?
1674
01:52:58,189 --> 01:53:00,106
Keep shooting, I'll
find a route. Understood.
1675
01:53:16,666 --> 01:53:17,749
Holy fuck!
1676
01:53:36,268 --> 01:53:37,560
We're back up.
1677
01:53:38,437 --> 01:53:39,729
We're back up!
1678
01:53:46,737 --> 01:53:48,446
This is great!
1679
01:53:56,497 --> 01:53:57,497
Eggsy!
1680
01:53:57,581 --> 01:53:59,124
Fucking get on with it!
1681
01:53:59,291 --> 01:54:00,500
Kick his ass, Gazy!
1682
01:54:03,421 --> 01:54:05,588
Baby, give it up
Give it up
1683
01:54:05,756 --> 01:54:07,048
Baby, give it up
1684
01:54:07,133 --> 01:54:09,926
Seoul, Caracas, Mumbai!
1685
01:54:10,845 --> 01:54:13,346
Baby, give it up
Give it up
1686
01:54:13,431 --> 01:54:15,432
Baby, give it up
1687
01:54:18,310 --> 01:54:20,770
Kill that motherfucker!
He killed all our friends!
1688
01:54:38,164 --> 01:54:40,165
Eggsy, the world is
going to shit!
1689
01:54:49,550 --> 01:54:51,634
Is he dead yet?
Not yet!
1690
01:54:51,802 --> 01:54:53,887
Stop playing
with your food!
1691
01:54:54,055 --> 01:54:55,055
Kill him!
1692
01:56:13,175 --> 01:56:14,551
Gazelle!
1693
01:56:16,387 --> 01:56:17,554
Gazelle!
1694
01:56:27,189 --> 01:56:28,898
Come on! Come on!
1695
01:56:31,527 --> 01:56:32,527
Kill him!
1696
01:56:49,879 --> 01:56:51,296
Hey!
1697
01:57:15,946 --> 01:57:17,447
Well done, son!
1698
01:57:17,781 --> 01:57:19,741
Yes!
1699
01:57:19,909 --> 01:57:21,075
Yes, Eggsy!
1700
01:57:21,243 --> 01:57:22,785
Well done, Eggsy!
1701
01:57:23,287 --> 01:57:24,454
And you, Lancelot.
1702
01:57:27,208 --> 01:57:29,792
I'm so sorry.
Mummy would never hurt you.
1703
01:57:30,419 --> 01:57:33,463
Mummy would never hurt you.
I'm so sorry.
1704
01:57:35,966 --> 01:57:36,966
Are you okay?
1705
01:57:40,763 --> 01:57:42,639
Harry would be
proud of you, Eggsy.
1706
01:57:43,974 --> 01:57:45,058
He was right.
1707
01:58:00,491 --> 01:58:01,783
What's up, man?
1708
01:58:02,159 --> 01:58:05,495
Is this the part where you
say some really bad pun?
1709
01:58:06,997 --> 01:58:08,998
Well, it's like
you said to Harry.
1710
01:58:12,169 --> 01:58:14,504
This ain't that kind
of movie, bruv.
1711
01:58:16,006 --> 01:58:17,423
Perfect.
1712
01:58:38,320 --> 01:58:39,487
Eggsy, where are
you going?
1713
01:58:39,655 --> 01:58:41,781
There's no need for champagne.
We got loads in the plane.
1714
01:58:49,039 --> 01:58:50,123
Did you save
the world?
1715
01:58:50,708 --> 01:58:52,166
Yes, I did.
1716
01:58:53,502 --> 01:58:56,296
So, you gonna come in?
1717
01:58:57,047 --> 01:58:58,548
Yes, I am.
1718
01:59:00,634 --> 01:59:02,593
Slave to love
1719
01:59:04,013 --> 01:59:05,888
Merlin, the cell's locked.
How do I get in?
1720
01:59:08,183 --> 01:59:09,726
26-25.
1721
01:59:14,064 --> 01:59:16,649
Merlin, you're the guvnor.
1722
01:59:18,861 --> 01:59:21,237
You owe me, Eggsy.
1723
01:59:26,869 --> 01:59:27,910
Eggsy?
1724
01:59:32,166 --> 01:59:33,166
Oh.
1725
01:59:33,917 --> 01:59:35,585
Oh, my word.
1726
01:59:38,672 --> 01:59:41,215
The storm is breaking
1727
01:59:41,967 --> 01:59:44,010
Or so it seems
1728
01:59:45,179 --> 01:59:47,847
We're too young to reason
1729
01:59:47,973 --> 01:59:50,433
Too grown up to dream
1730
01:59:51,685 --> 01:59:54,312
Now spring is turning
1731
01:59:55,230 --> 01:59:57,023
Your face to mine
1732
01:59:58,192 --> 02:00:00,276
I can hear your laughter
1733
02:00:01,195 --> 02:00:02,695
I can see your smile
1734
02:00:02,780 --> 02:00:04,572
Slave to love
1735
02:00:09,161 --> 02:00:10,703
Slave to love
1736
02:00:11,622 --> 02:00:13,289
I can't escape
1737
02:00:14,291 --> 02:00:17,210
I'm a slave to love
Slave to love
1738
02:00:22,800 --> 02:00:25,343
Michelle, turn that shit off.
It's doing my nut in.
1739
02:00:26,637 --> 02:00:28,137
I rather like that song.
1740
02:00:28,680 --> 02:00:30,264
Leave it on, Mum?
1741
02:00:34,019 --> 02:00:35,937
Mugsy's back.
1742
02:00:36,063 --> 02:00:38,106
You've finally come to have
that word with me, have you, son?
1743
02:00:38,857 --> 02:00:40,149
Or are you gonna
run away again...
1744
02:00:40,317 --> 02:00:41,901
and pretend you're going
to court, dressed like that?
1745
02:00:42,361 --> 02:00:43,736
Oh, you mean this?
1746
02:00:45,280 --> 02:00:46,572
No.
1747
02:00:47,199 --> 02:00:50,493
I know this bloke who's just taken
over a tailor shop on Savile Row.
1748
02:00:51,578 --> 02:00:53,162
He's given me a job, Mum.
1749
02:00:53,872 --> 02:00:55,164
It comes with a lot of perks.
1750
02:00:56,542 --> 02:00:57,875
Including a house.
1751
02:00:59,044 --> 02:01:00,878
Come and live
with me there, Mum.
1752
02:01:01,463 --> 02:01:02,422
Come on.
1753
02:01:02,506 --> 02:01:03,506
Sit down, you.
1754
02:01:04,842 --> 02:01:07,009
Only place she'll be visiting
is you in fucking hospital.
1755
02:01:07,177 --> 02:01:08,970
- Do you hear?
- Just leave him alone, Dean!
1756
02:01:09,138 --> 02:01:11,389
Eggsy, just go.
Please, just go, babe.
1757
02:01:12,850 --> 02:01:14,142
All right.
1758
02:01:14,309 --> 02:01:15,852
That's it,
do as Mummy says.
1759
02:01:16,019 --> 02:01:17,353
Why don't you ask
that tailor friend of yours,
1760
02:01:17,438 --> 02:01:18,855
and knock up a
nice chicken costume.
1761
02:01:19,022 --> 02:01:20,398
It'll suit you, you mug.
1762
02:01:22,651 --> 02:01:25,445
As a good friend
once said...
1763
02:01:26,738 --> 02:01:27,864
"Manners...
1764
02:01:29,783 --> 02:01:30,783
"maketh...
1765
02:01:33,328 --> 02:01:34,328
"man. "
1766
02:01:35,205 --> 02:01:37,540
Dean?
Shut the fuck up.
1767
02:01:37,708 --> 02:01:40,126
Eggsy, I'm gonna shove
your manners up your fucking...
1768
02:01:46,091 --> 02:01:47,091
So...
1769
02:01:47,342 --> 02:01:51,345
are we gonna stand around here
all day, or are we gonna fight?
1770
02:02:03,066 --> 02:02:04,484
Get ready for it
1771
02:02:17,122 --> 02:02:20,249
You said whatever
you put out there
1772
02:02:20,542 --> 02:02:22,418
Whatever you put out there
1773
02:02:22,503 --> 02:02:24,545
Is gonna come back
1774
02:02:25,339 --> 02:02:28,382
You said whenever
you are ready
1775
02:02:28,467 --> 02:02:32,595
Whenever you are ready
Just let it all out
1776
02:02:33,639 --> 02:02:36,641
I know 'cause the
enemy inside me
1777
02:02:36,725 --> 02:02:40,770
'Cause the enemy inside me
is holding me back
1778
02:02:41,438 --> 02:02:45,024
But we know there's
something in the silence
1779
02:02:45,108 --> 02:02:47,944
There's something
in the silence
1780
02:02:48,278 --> 02:02:49,862
Get ready for it
1781
02:02:56,328 --> 02:02:57,954
Get ready for it
1782
02:03:04,628 --> 02:03:08,881
You said there's
only place left to find
1783
02:03:08,966 --> 02:03:12,760
Together we can
save the world tonight
1784
02:03:12,844 --> 02:03:14,470
Get ready for it
1785
02:03:14,680 --> 02:03:17,723
You said every
life is a lesson
1786
02:03:17,808 --> 02:03:21,894
Are you a fool or a kingsman?
'Cause only you know
1787
02:03:22,729 --> 02:03:26,190
Hold on, 'cause the
volume is rising
1788
02:03:26,275 --> 02:03:30,111
Yeah, the volume is rising
So you better hold on
1789
02:03:31,363 --> 02:03:33,573
The night is young
1790
02:03:33,657 --> 02:03:37,410
Until it's over,
until it's over
1791
02:03:37,494 --> 02:03:41,581
The night is young
The night is ours
1792
02:03:41,665 --> 02:03:45,710
Until tomorrow, until tomorrow
1793
02:03:45,794 --> 02:03:47,169
Get ready for it
1794
02:03:53,385 --> 02:03:55,469
Yeah, get ready for it
1795
02:04:02,144 --> 02:04:05,855
You said there's
only one place left to find
1796
02:04:06,023 --> 02:04:10,026
Together we can
save the world tonight
1797
02:04:10,110 --> 02:04:13,863
Get ready for it
Get ready for it
1798
02:04:14,531 --> 02:04:18,200
Get ready for it
Get ready for it
1799
02:04:20,412 --> 02:04:22,246
The night is young
1800
02:04:22,497 --> 02:04:26,542
Until it's over
Until it's over
1801
02:04:26,627 --> 02:04:30,713
The night is young
The night is ours
1802
02:04:30,797 --> 02:04:35,134
Until tomorrow
Until tomorrow
1803
02:04:37,054 --> 02:04:38,804
Get ready for it
1804
02:04:38,889 --> 02:04:40,848
I'll hold your hand
1805
02:04:40,932 --> 02:04:45,186
With good intentions
With good intentions
1806
02:04:45,270 --> 02:04:46,896
I'll hold your hand
1807
02:04:47,272 --> 02:04:49,523
The night is ours
1808
02:04:49,608 --> 02:04:53,361
Until tomorrow
Until tomorrow
1809
02:04:53,445 --> 02:04:57,323
You said there's
only one place left to find
1810
02:04:57,407 --> 02:05:01,077
Together we can
save the world tonight
1811
02:05:01,578 --> 02:05:05,081
Get ready for it
Get ready for it
1812
02:05:05,749 --> 02:05:09,251
Get ready for it
Get ready for it
1813
02:05:09,753 --> 02:05:11,754
Get ready for it
1814
02:05:30,107 --> 02:05:31,148
Life been crazy
1815
02:05:31,233 --> 02:05:32,775
All advice has
been to chill more
1816
02:05:32,859 --> 02:05:35,945
Ironic I've been living off
with people down to kill for
1817
02:05:36,029 --> 02:05:37,405
And I find no comfort
in numbers
1818
02:05:37,489 --> 02:05:39,198
Knowin' there's
always a mil more
1819
02:05:39,282 --> 02:05:40,825
Fact was that cat
dragged my pretty...
1820
02:05:40,909 --> 02:05:42,451
Right at the top
of that billboard
1821
02:05:42,536 --> 02:05:44,036
And all of my folks
who done been here from jump
1822
02:05:44,121 --> 02:05:45,705
You the ones
I'ma cover the bill for
1823
02:05:45,789 --> 02:05:46,872
And as I get ill more
1824
02:05:46,957 --> 02:05:48,874
We gon' triple the order
of champagne and spill more
1825
02:05:48,959 --> 02:05:50,042
Let's settle the real score
1826
02:05:50,127 --> 02:05:51,919
Been wondering
what the public gotta feel for
1827
02:05:52,003 --> 02:05:53,003
So let's keep it real, yeah
1828
02:05:53,088 --> 02:05:55,131
You know I'm killing game
as soon as I step on the field
1829
02:05:55,215 --> 02:05:56,298
Y'all at the top
are all mad now
1830
02:05:56,383 --> 02:05:58,050
There's no turning back now
1831
02:05:58,135 --> 02:05:59,468
I won't ever back down
1832
02:05:59,553 --> 02:06:01,512
They feel me like
they giving Iggy a pat down
1833
02:06:01,596 --> 02:06:02,888
I needed a moment
I found it
1834
02:06:02,973 --> 02:06:04,223
Lately I've been
on my runnin' the town shit
1835
02:06:04,307 --> 02:06:06,392
Especially walkin' around with
1836
02:06:06,476 --> 02:06:08,894
This heavy crown
1837
02:06:08,979 --> 02:06:12,440
You can't always
please the crowd
1838
02:06:12,524 --> 02:06:17,903
But I am still not bowing down
1839
02:06:18,113 --> 02:06:21,532
This heavy crown
1840
02:06:21,867 --> 02:06:24,827
It comes and goes around
1841
02:06:24,911 --> 02:06:29,790
And when it's time
I'll pass it proud
1842
02:06:30,709 --> 02:06:32,126
But... I got it now
1843
02:06:32,210 --> 02:06:33,419
So keep it cute, chick
1844
02:06:33,503 --> 02:06:35,379
And don't be hatin'
on the new chick
1845
02:06:35,464 --> 02:06:36,672
Go back and check your stats
1846
02:06:36,757 --> 02:06:38,632
And bet they let you
know I do's this
1847
02:06:38,717 --> 02:06:39,759
Glasses full of empty
1848
02:06:39,843 --> 02:06:41,719
Depending on
point of view chick
1849
02:06:41,803 --> 02:06:42,803
If you was mad before
1850
02:06:42,888 --> 02:06:44,889
I bet you hate me
for this new shit
1851
02:06:44,973 --> 02:06:45,931
Maybe you should watch
1852
02:06:46,016 --> 02:06:47,683
What you've got
coming out your two lips
1853
02:06:47,768 --> 02:06:49,101
Get cool with how I kick it
1854
02:06:49,186 --> 02:06:51,061
Or else you gon'
get the boot...
1855
02:06:51,146 --> 02:06:52,229
Iggy A-Z-A
1856
02:06:52,314 --> 02:06:54,064
AKA captain
of the crew ship
1857
02:06:54,149 --> 02:06:55,900
Don't penny pinch
I promise, babe,
1858
02:06:55,984 --> 02:06:57,485
I don't need your two cents
1859
02:06:57,569 --> 02:07:00,029
Get rid of the makeup
Let us see just who you is
1860
02:07:00,113 --> 02:07:01,322
But if you feel like that girl
1861
02:07:01,406 --> 02:07:03,115
Bless your heart
Go get it how you live
1862
02:07:03,200 --> 02:07:04,200
When you hear my name
1863
02:07:04,284 --> 02:07:06,118
You gotta know
that she's something regal
1864
02:07:06,203 --> 02:07:07,703
I'm one of one
Ain't no sequels
1865
02:07:07,788 --> 02:07:08,954
I'm wearing
1866
02:07:09,039 --> 02:07:11,624
This heavy crown
1867
02:07:11,708 --> 02:07:14,960
You can't always
please the crowd
1868
02:07:15,045 --> 02:07:20,049
But I am still not bowing down
1869
02:07:20,926 --> 02:07:23,886
This heavy crown
1870
02:07:24,429 --> 02:07:27,473
It comes and goes around
1871
02:07:27,557 --> 02:07:32,353
And when it's time
I'll pass it proud
1872
02:07:33,230 --> 02:07:35,064
But... I got it now
1873
02:07:48,411 --> 02:07:51,121
To everyone who said
I'd never make it
1874
02:07:51,665 --> 02:07:54,333
Oh, Lord, weren't you mistaken
1875
02:07:54,626 --> 02:07:57,127
I got a dinner date
with greatness
1876
02:07:57,212 --> 02:08:00,673
Iggy Igg ain't never been
nothin' to play wit, hold up
1877
02:08:00,924 --> 02:08:03,634
To everyone who said
I'd never make it
1878
02:08:04,094 --> 02:08:06,762
I'm at the top
Laughin' at you faces
1879
02:08:07,347 --> 02:08:09,014
I've been
practicing my patience
1880
02:08:09,099 --> 02:08:11,392
But I switch back quick
If you play with
1881
02:08:11,476 --> 02:08:13,686
This heavy crown
1882
02:08:13,770 --> 02:08:16,397
To everyone who said
I'd never make it
1883
02:08:17,440 --> 02:08:20,067
This heavy crown
1884
02:08:20,151 --> 02:08:22,611
Oh, Lord, weren't you mistaken
1885
02:08:23,738 --> 02:08:26,031
This heavy crown
1886
02:08:26,116 --> 02:08:28,951
To everyone who said
I'd never make it
1887
02:08:29,786 --> 02:08:32,621
This heavy crown
1888
02:08:32,706 --> 02:08:35,583
I'm at the top
Laughin' at you faces
1889
02:08:35,959 --> 02:08:37,626
But... I got it now