1 00:00:30,565 --> 00:00:33,835 You're gonna get in trouble, man. 2 00:00:33,968 --> 00:00:35,537 Then move to France. 3 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:38,873 The French, buddy? No. You're, like... 4 00:00:39,007 --> 00:00:40,374 The French would like me better than you. 5 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:42,777 Well, no, I-I don't think... 6 00:00:49,751 --> 00:00:52,085 Now, I know there's at least one dancer in there 7 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:54,154 that's got a restraining order against you, Vivian. 8 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:55,757 Five hundred feet. 9 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:59,159 That's not-- W-- Y-You got old information, Sheriff. 10 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:01,295 Candy moved down to Sioux Falls last month 11 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,964 -to take care of her mother. -Oh, so now 12 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:05,667 you're keeping tabs on the poor girl, huh? 13 00:01:06,968 --> 00:01:09,269 Judge won't like that. Not at all. 14 00:01:13,007 --> 00:01:15,075 You two kids get home safe, huh? 15 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:19,581 See you at the Elks on Thursday. 16 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:26,955 You got my check, right? 17 00:01:27,055 --> 00:01:29,189 The re-election fund? 18 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:31,091 Had... had my girl 19 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:32,994 make it out personally last week. 20 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:36,330 What... what the fuck, Roy? 21 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:37,865 -Hm? -What... 22 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:41,703 You can't do this shit anymore, Roy. 23 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:44,404 I-I know the governor now. 24 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:50,612 See, now, what happens in moments of life and death 25 00:01:50,712 --> 00:01:53,146 is that everything comes into focus. 26 00:01:54,716 --> 00:01:56,517 Are you focused, Vivian? 27 00:01:57,552 --> 00:01:58,720 Y-yeah, yeah. 28 00:01:58,853 --> 00:02:01,288 You're not gonna sell your bank to that woman. 29 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,825 L-Lyon? 30 00:02:03,925 --> 00:02:05,927 Th-Th-That's the one. 31 00:02:06,027 --> 00:02:08,462 You're not gonna sell it, you're not gonna negotiate, 32 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,364 you're not even gonna return her calls. 33 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:12,499 W-Why? 34 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,702 Wait, wait, wait! 35 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:15,970 O-Okay. 36 00:02:16,104 --> 00:02:18,840 Find some other way to get rich. 37 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:20,608 Foreclose on some homes, 38 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:23,077 sell raffle tickets. I don't care. 39 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:25,479 But that woman gets nothing. 40 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:27,649 We're clear? 41 00:02:27,749 --> 00:02:29,216 Yeah. 42 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:32,887 Now why don't you do a little dance? 43 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,657 What? 44 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:39,927 I'm just kidding. 45 00:02:40,028 --> 00:02:41,696 Nobody wants to see that. 46 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:16,664 We've been patient. 47 00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:20,300 More than patient. 48 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:24,438 But if we can't settle this thing today, 49 00:03:24,539 --> 00:03:27,575 my next call is to our litigation department. 50 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:30,611 Thank you, and please make sure to give this call 51 00:03:30,745 --> 00:03:32,980 five stars on the next survey. 52 00:03:58,973 --> 00:04:01,576 Looks like you found the cereal. 53 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:03,144 Frosted Flakes. 54 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:05,278 Your kid likes 'em? 55 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:06,948 Well, kinda. 56 00:04:07,048 --> 00:04:09,717 My husband. He can't get enough. 57 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:12,720 Are you taking me to school? 58 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,722 No school today. 59 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,256 Is it a holiday? 60 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:18,593 In a way. 61 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:21,361 But I got to go to work, so... 62 00:04:23,598 --> 00:04:26,033 Slept in the garage again? 63 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,371 You don't have to open the door. 64 00:04:33,074 --> 00:04:36,409 School bus saw me in my drawers. 65 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:39,747 Plus, it's freezing out. 66 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:41,182 Scotty, hon, could you 67 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,183 take your book to the living room, please? 68 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:44,719 Want me to clear my bowl? 69 00:04:44,819 --> 00:04:46,053 Please. 70 00:04:53,194 --> 00:04:55,563 I need you to watch her today. It's just for a few hours. 71 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,464 -I want a wife. -Maybe you could take her to the park or what-- 72 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,801 Wait, what did you say? 73 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:02,970 I said I want a wife. 74 00:05:04,005 --> 00:05:05,907 I am your wife. 75 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,009 No. 76 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:09,710 A wife. 77 00:05:09,844 --> 00:05:13,514 Someone to keep the house clean and-and cook. 78 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:15,415 I cook. 79 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:19,554 Who cooks good, you know? 80 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:22,223 Takes care of me when I'm sick and doesn't complain about it. 81 00:05:22,957 --> 00:05:24,926 Who wants to know how my day was first 82 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:26,861 and listens to the answer. 83 00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:29,096 A woman who supports me. 84 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:30,865 Oh... 85 00:05:30,965 --> 00:05:32,233 I support you. 86 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,367 No, emotionally, I'm saying. 87 00:05:35,203 --> 00:05:36,336 A wife who... 88 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:39,240 who builds my confidence, 89 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:43,177 who everything revolves around... me. 90 00:05:43,277 --> 00:05:45,046 Not... And I know-I know what you do 91 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:48,015 is important, I do, but... 92 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:50,251 I'm important, too, you know? 93 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:53,221 My needs, so I can grow 94 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,956 and be the best. 95 00:05:55,089 --> 00:05:56,724 Okay? 96 00:05:57,692 --> 00:06:00,328 A cheerleader, is what I'm... 97 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:04,131 You know, a wife who comes to the club 98 00:06:04,232 --> 00:06:06,366 for the socials and doesn't 99 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:09,070 talk about what's a felony or what's a misdemeanor, 100 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:11,072 but trades recipes, 101 00:06:11,172 --> 00:06:13,207 right? With the other wives. 102 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,110 Who claps when I win 103 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,246 and rubs my back when I don't, 104 00:06:18,346 --> 00:06:19,981 and says, "You'll get 'em next time 105 00:06:20,114 --> 00:06:22,817 because you are amazing." 106 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:32,627 Is that all? 107 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,064 No. 108 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:40,301 I want a wife who takes care of my other needs-- 109 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,103 my man needs-- 110 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,905 when I feel like it, 111 00:06:44,038 --> 00:06:47,174 and doesn't say she's tired or that her back hurts 112 00:06:47,275 --> 00:06:48,643 or to pull out when I finish 113 00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:50,344 'cause she's not on the pill. 114 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,680 Which-- I want a wife who's on the pill. 115 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,316 I can't take the pill. 116 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,483 I get blood clots. 117 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:58,219 Well, an IUD then. 118 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:03,456 Okay, look, look. the-the point is I am tired 119 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:06,127 of feeling like I got to be everything around here 120 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,361 all the time. 121 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:08,930 The man and the wife. 122 00:07:09,063 --> 00:07:12,733 Like, I got to support you all the time, your needs, 123 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:15,136 'cause your job is hard and you're always saying 124 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:16,871 you have to pick up extra shifts. 125 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:21,776 We are $192,000 126 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,878 in debt. 127 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:25,546 And that. 128 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:27,848 A wife who is not 129 00:07:27,949 --> 00:07:31,085 reminding me all the time about negative... 130 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:32,586 negativity, you know? 131 00:07:32,687 --> 00:07:34,454 Pressure, when I-I need to stay positive, 132 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:35,957 'cause it's a mental game, right? 133 00:07:36,090 --> 00:07:37,858 How far you hit a drive, whether you're in the sand trap, 134 00:07:37,959 --> 00:07:39,226 and you just... 135 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:42,830 suck. You suck at that. 136 00:07:43,698 --> 00:07:45,967 So I want a wife. 137 00:07:50,071 --> 00:07:51,939 I'm late for work. 138 00:07:53,274 --> 00:07:54,775 We can talk about 139 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:58,079 who really needs a wife later. 140 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:03,483 Scotty, hon. I got to go out. 141 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,953 I'll be back as soon as I can. 142 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,254 Okay, then. 143 00:08:07,355 --> 00:08:08,289 What am I supposed to do with her? 144 00:08:08,422 --> 00:08:09,857 I got physical therapy 145 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:11,692 and I'm supposed to walk the green at 2:00, my guru says, 146 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,227 so I can play it with my eyes shut. 147 00:08:13,361 --> 00:08:16,496 You're a big boy. Figure it out. 148 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:48,729 Please, ple-- 149 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:57,104 Say it. 150 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,140 I'm gonna call Dot and tell her to come. 151 00:08:59,273 --> 00:09:01,709 Who the fuck is Dot? 152 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:04,345 Listen, wait, wait! Listen. 153 00:09:04,478 --> 00:09:05,413 Listen. 154 00:09:05,514 --> 00:09:06,714 I got cancer. 155 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:08,182 I need an operation. 156 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,650 You got the wrong guy. 157 00:09:09,784 --> 00:09:11,520 You got... 158 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,988 Fuck. 159 00:09:17,425 --> 00:09:19,660 Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. 160 00:09:19,794 --> 00:09:21,162 Fuck you! 161 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:26,767 ...on my phone call, but they never thought I'd release it, 162 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,469 so they were gonna be okay. 163 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:32,139 Eight times, quid pro quo. 164 00:09:32,273 --> 00:09:33,974 Except it was no times. 165 00:09:34,075 --> 00:09:37,812 Mm. They are doing it for real this time. 166 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,647 Jackals. 167 00:09:41,550 --> 00:09:43,384 Impeaching that great man. 168 00:09:43,518 --> 00:09:44,819 Now, not too short above the ears. 169 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:46,687 I got the debate coming up. 170 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,090 Gets my goat, 171 00:09:49,223 --> 00:09:51,692 they're hounding that poor man day and night. 172 00:09:51,826 --> 00:09:53,461 The twins think so, too. 173 00:09:53,562 --> 00:09:55,362 We want to watch cartoons. 174 00:09:55,463 --> 00:09:56,697 Hey. 175 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,899 Don't talk back to your mother. 176 00:10:01,235 --> 00:10:03,471 Down at Wayne Lyon Kia, 177 00:10:03,572 --> 00:10:05,507 we got the lowest prices in town, 178 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,408 and I ain't lyin'. 179 00:10:07,542 --> 00:10:09,743 Hi, I'm Wayne Lyon at Lyon Motors. 180 00:10:09,844 --> 00:10:11,312 And I want to get you behind the wheel of a new... 181 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:13,380 Aah! 182 00:10:13,481 --> 00:10:15,116 -Oh, Roy. Honey... -Shit, woman. 183 00:10:15,216 --> 00:10:17,318 I am so sorry. 184 00:10:17,418 --> 00:10:18,587 -God. -I don't know what happened. 185 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,154 Hold on, let me just... 186 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:22,557 These are my mother's napkins. 187 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,058 What happened, Karen, is you got 188 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,760 all caught up in things that don't concern you 189 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,829 and you lost sight of the job at hand. 190 00:10:30,331 --> 00:10:31,932 -You're right. -Now, it's 10:00 in the morning. 191 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,734 I think these girls have something better to do 192 00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:36,871 than sit here, watch TV like a couple of welfare queens. 193 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,240 Girls, come on. 194 00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:40,741 Come on, your daddy's right. 195 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,042 It's time to get to your lessons. 196 00:10:42,143 --> 00:10:43,944 Ah, dang it. 197 00:10:48,883 --> 00:10:51,318 Thought you were that crazy Swede for a second. 198 00:10:52,621 --> 00:10:55,122 On account of he's missing half an ear. 199 00:10:55,256 --> 00:10:56,957 Very funny. 200 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,795 Got Nadine's husband in the box when you're ready. 201 00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:03,697 I'm Nadine's husband. 202 00:11:04,566 --> 00:11:07,168 Sure. Uh... 203 00:11:07,301 --> 00:11:08,769 uh, what I meant was, uh, 204 00:11:08,903 --> 00:11:11,540 the car salesman's in the abattoir, ready to talk. 205 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,773 Did you soften him up a little bit? 206 00:11:12,907 --> 00:11:13,908 Oh, he's still got all his teeth, 207 00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:15,610 if that's what you're asking, 208 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,179 but only 'cause they're in there pretty good. 209 00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:19,680 Crying like a little girl? 210 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,382 He's pissed, I'll tell you that. 211 00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:24,018 Called me a few names I ain't heard since grade school. 212 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:27,656 Swears we got the wrong guy, which is, like, 213 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,256 nice try, asshole. 214 00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:30,424 Thought you said he was soft. 215 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:31,593 Well, he had a pretty good shock 216 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,394 at the house, you know. 217 00:11:33,494 --> 00:11:35,095 Finger in the old light socket. 218 00:11:35,196 --> 00:11:36,697 Sometimes that scrambles the brain. 219 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,832 You hear those stories, right? 220 00:11:38,933 --> 00:11:40,734 "My husband ain't the man I married 221 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,336 since the lightning struck." 222 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,175 What? 223 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:02,723 We've been wearing kerchiefs on our faces 224 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,825 so he don't recognize us later. 225 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:13,934 ...don't you understand? I don't know 226 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:15,469 what the fuck you're talking about. 227 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:17,004 Oh, who's this, then? 228 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,939 Oh, king of the idiot brigade, eh? 229 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,741 Let me tell you 230 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,443 what I told these other two morons. 231 00:12:22,577 --> 00:12:26,146 You kidnapped the wrong chump. I got friends in high places, 232 00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:28,215 and when they get through with you, 233 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,050 you're gonna wish you were the horse at a glue factory, 234 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,785 you... 235 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,220 Jesus! 236 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,333 What the hot fuck, Dad? 237 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,637 I thought this one was supposed to stay in the car. 238 00:12:48,737 --> 00:12:49,870 Yeah. 239 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,539 So you're a leptard, too. 240 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,307 How are we supposed to get her back now? 241 00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:56,210 -You killed our leverage. -That's not him, genius. 242 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,013 You grabbed the wrong patsy. 243 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,382 What? No. 244 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,389 I was in the car. 245 00:13:08,489 --> 00:13:10,257 That's his fuck up. 246 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,561 He was in the room, this guy. 247 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,396 Name was on the door. 248 00:13:15,530 --> 00:13:17,398 -Don't know what else I could've done. -See? 249 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:21,068 I thought you said you saw the car salesman 250 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,404 -in his house on Halloween. -Yeah. 251 00:13:23,538 --> 00:13:25,372 Said you got a good look at him. 252 00:13:31,646 --> 00:13:32,880 It was dark, okay? 253 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,816 And on fire, and... I... 254 00:13:36,584 --> 00:13:38,753 He grabbed him. 255 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,555 Said we got the guy. It's the... 256 00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:43,290 What do you... Power of suggestion. 257 00:13:53,535 --> 00:13:55,570 So what do we do now? 258 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,273 Son, you got a bad-luck problem. 259 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,343 Somewhere out there, there's an upside down horseshoe 260 00:14:02,443 --> 00:14:03,444 with your name on it. 261 00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:05,212 I'm just off my game is all. 262 00:14:06,648 --> 00:14:08,616 You know I'm a winner. 263 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,084 All-state quarterback, crack shot, 264 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,119 knocking all the pins down with my eyes closed. 265 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,755 That's your boy, 266 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,989 not this puke pile. 267 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:18,892 All right, I think I know where you got 268 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,328 that thorn in your paw. Get the car. 269 00:14:21,462 --> 00:14:22,731 Where we going? 270 00:14:22,831 --> 00:14:24,632 To pay the boogeyman. 271 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,375 And you're saying that the patient had a sur-- 272 00:14:34,475 --> 00:14:35,943 Mr. Seymour. 273 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,679 You're saying he had surgery scheduled this morning, 274 00:14:37,779 --> 00:14:38,879 but he checked himself out. 275 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,481 No, they took him. 276 00:14:40,582 --> 00:14:41,783 Who? 277 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,984 Two men. They said they were family. 278 00:14:44,118 --> 00:14:45,386 That happens, right? 279 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,755 Patient gets cold feet. 280 00:14:46,855 --> 00:14:48,690 Yeah, except his wife is hysterical 281 00:14:48,823 --> 00:14:50,625 and nobody's seen him since. 282 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:05,205 And on the same day, those two FBI fellas showed up. 283 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,675 -FBI? -Oh, yeah. They were looking for that 284 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,411 mental patient female, the runaway. 285 00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:13,914 They're down in the cafeteria right now, talking to Mr. Lyon. 286 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,215 Well, like I said, 287 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,785 we just want to talk to your wife, 288 00:15:16,885 --> 00:15:18,586 make sure she's okay. 289 00:15:19,888 --> 00:15:21,689 Are you gentlemen quite certain 290 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,457 I can't offer you a gimlet? 291 00:15:23,558 --> 00:15:25,993 Uh, no, thanks. 292 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,395 She gave us the slip, 293 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,632 but we think she's running from someone else. 294 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:36,170 I'm sorry, I had a... 295 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,039 I'm-I'm a little sideways, still. 296 00:15:39,173 --> 00:15:40,809 I... 297 00:15:40,909 --> 00:15:42,544 Faulty wiring. 298 00:15:42,644 --> 00:15:44,879 I-I think my house burned down. 299 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,214 And we have questions about that. 300 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:50,752 The night in question. What you remember. 301 00:15:50,852 --> 00:15:52,587 Neighbors said they saw a couple of trick-or-treaters 302 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,255 fleeing the premises after the flames started. 303 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,858 That... 304 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:59,627 Fleeing? I-I don't... 305 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:07,669 You ever see that movie, The, um... 306 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,271 ...Nightmare Before Christmas? 307 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,775 That-that's a weird movie. 308 00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:17,978 I want to say I-I dreamed it, but in... 309 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,980 real life. 310 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,586 Well, sir, there's no easy way to say this. 311 00:16:24,686 --> 00:16:26,487 Um... 312 00:16:26,588 --> 00:16:28,690 Your wife isn't who she says she is. 313 00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:30,692 Dorothy Lyon-- uh, 314 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,961 that's what we call an alias in our line of work. 315 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,061 A cover story. 316 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:37,364 Her real name is Nadine Bump. 317 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:42,035 -Nadine? -When he was a boy, 318 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:45,673 my son wanted to be a ballerina. 319 00:16:45,773 --> 00:16:47,107 I told him... 320 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,611 the male of the species 321 00:16:49,744 --> 00:16:51,513 is called a "ballerino," 322 00:16:51,613 --> 00:16:54,481 but he couldn't be swayed. 323 00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:56,684 What do you mean she's not my wife? 324 00:16:56,784 --> 00:16:58,285 Uh, no, no. 325 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:02,089 -She's your wife. -But also, she isn't. 326 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,992 -I'm sorry? -See, she was 327 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,492 married previously. 328 00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:07,729 Still married, some would say. Under the law. 329 00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:10,999 To a-another man. A bad man. 330 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,032 So she ran away from him. 331 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,467 And found her way to you. 332 00:17:13,568 --> 00:17:15,469 Posing as Dorothy. 333 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,404 Posing? 334 00:17:17,505 --> 00:17:18,940 It's a classic scam. 335 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,642 You find a gravestone in a cemetery, 336 00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:22,944 somebody who died young and you take over their identity, 337 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,146 uh, Social Security number, etcetera. 338 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,081 We think this fella-- 339 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:31,853 the original, maybe also simultaneous husband-- 340 00:17:31,986 --> 00:17:34,288 found her and came after her. 341 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,056 Your wife. 342 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,458 That he took her that first night last week. 343 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:39,961 Okay? And then, when she escaped, 344 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,529 he came back for her on Halloween, 345 00:17:41,629 --> 00:17:45,667 maybe burning your house down in the process. 346 00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:47,200 And now she's fled. 347 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:50,972 So, we're hoping you might have some insight 348 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,541 -as to possible destination. -Excuse me. 349 00:17:53,641 --> 00:17:57,210 Indira Olmstead, Scandia PD. You've probably got 350 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,813 a dozen messages from me on your machine. 351 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,583 We're right in the middle of an interview, officer. 352 00:18:02,584 --> 00:18:04,586 On my case. 353 00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:06,521 And believe me, you're gonna want to hear 354 00:18:06,654 --> 00:18:07,889 what I've got to say on the matter. 355 00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:11,391 Have-have you seen my wife? 356 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,695 She was supposed to visit me today. 357 00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:19,968 No, sir. 358 00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:22,937 But I'm sure she's fine. 359 00:18:23,071 --> 00:18:24,872 And your daughter. 360 00:18:25,907 --> 00:18:27,909 My Scotty plays the drums. 361 00:18:28,009 --> 00:18:30,878 Rommel used the sound of drums 362 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,880 to drive his enemy mad. 363 00:18:36,684 --> 00:18:37,785 We're done here. 364 00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:39,921 Mr. Lyon, Mr. Lyon. 365 00:18:40,054 --> 00:18:41,889 Uh, we'll-we'll circle back. 366 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:44,358 -Officer. -Thank you so much. 367 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,461 Okay. 368 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,832 Ballerino. 369 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,547 Hyah! 370 00:19:06,648 --> 00:19:09,182 Dad, come on. You're not paying this guy. 371 00:19:10,118 --> 00:19:13,320 Fine. We're upside down. And... 372 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:16,624 maybe it's voodoo or whatever, but... 373 00:19:16,691 --> 00:19:19,326 ...solve it with a bullet, not... 374 00:19:20,561 --> 00:19:22,295 Otherwise, what? 375 00:19:23,131 --> 00:19:24,999 We trust this guy? 376 00:19:27,669 --> 00:19:29,169 "Here's your money, please lift the curse"? 377 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,171 I don't think so. 378 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,373 We tried killing him. 379 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,376 Now we're bailing water out of a sinking boat. 380 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,646 Election's a week away and we're still 381 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:41,716 balls-deep on righting old wrongs with Nadine, 382 00:19:41,816 --> 00:19:43,450 our dicks in the breeze. 383 00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:47,387 We need to take luck out of the equation. 384 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,223 Period. End of story. 385 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,536 Go on, search him, then wait in the car. 386 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,272 Come on, come on. 387 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,875 Let's go. 388 00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:19,486 Let me see your hands. 389 00:20:36,671 --> 00:20:37,972 It's not a win. 390 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:41,542 We're calling a draw. 391 00:20:44,011 --> 00:20:46,013 So don't get cocky. 392 00:21:02,597 --> 00:21:04,866 I'm in the market for a bull. 393 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,069 There's a science to it, they tell me, 394 00:21:08,202 --> 00:21:10,370 but I prefer to go on instinct. 395 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,875 Worked for my father and his father before him. 396 00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:17,178 We have business. 397 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,313 Christ, look at the cock on that monster. 398 00:21:21,115 --> 00:21:24,284 Meat is meat. 399 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,054 You don't talk much. I like that. 400 00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:32,727 A man has only so many words in his lifetime. 401 00:21:34,061 --> 00:21:36,164 For us, 402 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,933 there are very few left. 403 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,609 Plus interest, 'cause we got sideways. 404 00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,178 Now, I didn't make your deal 405 00:21:50,278 --> 00:21:52,412 but if I had I would've been clear. 406 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,917 That woman's like a tick. 407 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:59,053 Can't crush her, can't pull her out clean. 408 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,756 Suffocation is the key. 409 00:22:01,856 --> 00:22:04,491 Or fire. 410 00:22:04,559 --> 00:22:06,727 If I had a nickel for every time she found the daylight 411 00:22:06,828 --> 00:22:09,063 when I thought I had her buried... 412 00:22:11,265 --> 00:22:12,600 Never had a problem before 413 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:14,602 or since, breaking a woman, but that one, 414 00:22:14,702 --> 00:22:18,105 she's... What'd you call her? 415 00:22:19,173 --> 00:22:20,908 A tiger. 416 00:22:21,042 --> 00:22:22,442 Right. 417 00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:24,745 You think you're hunting her but all the while 418 00:22:24,879 --> 00:22:27,480 you're just a mouse and she's playing with her supper. 419 00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:33,588 Probably ought to let her be, but... 420 00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:51,305 When a man digs a grave, 421 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:53,473 he has to fill it. 422 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:57,912 Otherwise, it's just a hole. 423 00:23:31,545 --> 00:23:34,048 Happy now, shitbird? 424 00:23:34,181 --> 00:23:35,850 You got your money? 425 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,920 People are dead. Good men. 426 00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:40,888 And you're still wandering the earth, 427 00:23:41,022 --> 00:23:43,456 breathing the air they should be breathing. 428 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,535 A boy complains 429 00:23:54,669 --> 00:23:57,505 because he thinks the world is unfair. 430 00:23:57,605 --> 00:23:59,439 He cries to his mother 431 00:23:59,573 --> 00:24:02,643 when the toy breaks or the knee is skinned. 432 00:24:02,777 --> 00:24:05,546 Fuck that. You're the one who's gonna be crying. 433 00:24:10,952 --> 00:24:13,087 A man knows better. 434 00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:17,425 The things that happen happen. 435 00:24:17,525 --> 00:24:20,061 Who lives, who dies. 436 00:24:20,928 --> 00:24:24,865 You don't yell at the boulder for being a rock. 437 00:24:30,004 --> 00:24:33,174 You want the last word? Here it is. 438 00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,776 I'll see you soon, asshole. 439 00:25:14,915 --> 00:25:16,884 His name is Roy Tillman. 440 00:25:17,018 --> 00:25:20,254 He's the sheriff of Stark County, North Dakota. 441 00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:23,824 Dorothy Lyon was his wife. 442 00:25:23,924 --> 00:25:25,793 She disappeared 11 years ago. 443 00:25:25,893 --> 00:25:27,928 Until now, was presumed dead. 444 00:25:30,297 --> 00:25:32,900 I saw him. 445 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:33,701 Yesterday. 446 00:25:33,801 --> 00:25:35,636 At the Lyon Estate. 447 00:25:35,736 --> 00:25:37,638 What was he doing there? 448 00:25:38,873 --> 00:25:41,275 Looking for his wife, I'm guessing. 449 00:25:43,477 --> 00:25:46,080 He's a real "I am the law" type, 450 00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:48,816 -her husband. -Except his version of the law is spending 451 00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:50,951 a million dollars on tactical gear 452 00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:53,687 and weapons on the taxpayer's dollar, 453 00:25:53,821 --> 00:25:56,791 and then gifting them to a right-wing militia. 454 00:25:56,891 --> 00:25:58,492 Run by Roy's father-in-law. 455 00:25:58,592 --> 00:25:59,894 Current father-in-law. 456 00:26:02,596 --> 00:26:04,965 But how's Dorothy gonna help you with that? 457 00:26:05,066 --> 00:26:07,735 She hasn't been Mrs. Tillman in ten years. 458 00:26:07,835 --> 00:26:09,904 He runs a tight ship, the sheriff. 459 00:26:10,004 --> 00:26:10,905 Nobody talks. 460 00:26:11,005 --> 00:26:12,507 People disappear. Nadine... 461 00:26:12,606 --> 00:26:13,874 -Mrs. Lyon. -She knows all the players, 462 00:26:13,974 --> 00:26:16,644 maybe even where the bodies are buried. 463 00:26:16,744 --> 00:26:19,814 We use her to flip them. 464 00:26:21,182 --> 00:26:24,752 The son or the ranch foreman. 465 00:26:30,257 --> 00:26:32,059 Do you know where she is? 466 00:26:34,028 --> 00:26:35,596 I do not. 467 00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:42,069 What about the abuse? 468 00:26:42,169 --> 00:26:44,672 The fact that he used to beat her? 469 00:26:45,540 --> 00:26:48,909 Or the current crimes, kidnapping attempts? 470 00:26:48,976 --> 00:26:52,913 Conspiracy to kill a North Dakota state trooper. 471 00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:55,517 Or, I mean, this bystander they grabbed up yesterday. 472 00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,017 Probably took him back to the ranch, 473 00:26:57,118 --> 00:26:58,219 thinking he's Wayne. 474 00:26:58,352 --> 00:26:59,920 I say that we 475 00:27:00,054 --> 00:27:02,957 get a warrant and go there today. Now. 476 00:27:03,057 --> 00:27:04,391 God knows what they're gonna do with him 477 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:05,392 when they realize he's a fake. 478 00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:07,027 And if he's not there? 479 00:27:07,128 --> 00:27:11,165 Then we showed our hand, he closes ranks, Mister... 480 00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:12,833 Seymour. 481 00:27:12,967 --> 00:27:14,635 Ends up thrown off a cliff somewhere in Wyoming, 482 00:27:14,735 --> 00:27:16,237 never to be seen again. 483 00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:17,938 Yeah. 484 00:27:21,342 --> 00:27:22,943 If you see her. 485 00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:24,645 I'll call. 486 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,948 That's how this works, right? 487 00:27:28,048 --> 00:27:31,452 You help me. I help you. 488 00:27:31,586 --> 00:27:33,787 And we all help Dorothy. 489 00:27:33,921 --> 00:27:36,724 You know... the victim. 490 00:27:47,101 --> 00:27:48,702 Shit. 491 00:27:50,738 --> 00:27:52,006 I'm bored. 492 00:27:52,139 --> 00:27:53,707 Uh-huh. 493 00:27:56,611 --> 00:27:58,112 Whose are these? 494 00:27:58,245 --> 00:28:00,181 Don't touch that. 495 00:28:00,314 --> 00:28:01,715 How come? 496 00:28:01,815 --> 00:28:04,418 It's not a toy. It's a tool. 497 00:28:06,787 --> 00:28:09,156 Then why do they say "play the drums"? 498 00:28:10,424 --> 00:28:12,493 Okay, I got to go out, 499 00:28:12,627 --> 00:28:14,895 see my physical therapist. 500 00:28:16,330 --> 00:28:18,332 What about dinner? 501 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:22,937 Um, she'll bring you something. 502 00:28:23,070 --> 00:28:24,371 Probably. 503 00:28:26,207 --> 00:28:27,708 Okay. 504 00:28:27,841 --> 00:28:30,411 Don't burn the house down. 505 00:29:04,411 --> 00:29:07,047 Problem, maybe. 506 00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:10,317 Vivian or his man won't take my call. 507 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:14,188 Out of the office, his girl said. Unreachable. 508 00:29:14,288 --> 00:29:15,624 Unreachable? 509 00:29:15,724 --> 00:29:18,526 Indefinitely unreachable. 510 00:29:19,793 --> 00:29:21,328 What are they up to? 511 00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:24,465 Uh, holding our feet to the fire, maybe. 512 00:29:24,566 --> 00:29:27,134 Playing hard to get. Uh... 513 00:29:27,268 --> 00:29:28,670 and then... 514 00:29:28,769 --> 00:29:30,204 there's this. 515 00:29:31,205 --> 00:29:32,339 What's that? 516 00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:35,309 Uh, it's a... it's a dress shirt, I think. 517 00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:37,077 It's pink. 518 00:29:37,177 --> 00:29:40,147 Uh, someone dropped this off for you at reception. 519 00:29:40,247 --> 00:29:42,249 -For me? -Yeah. 520 00:29:42,383 --> 00:29:43,685 It's monogrammed. 521 00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:45,919 So it is. 522 00:29:46,721 --> 00:29:48,088 V.D. 523 00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:52,893 Oh, and you got this note. 524 00:30:01,935 --> 00:30:04,271 -Security saw this? -Yeah. 525 00:30:04,371 --> 00:30:06,874 They got a handwriting guy working on it, they said. 526 00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:09,778 Seeing if they can trace the author. 527 00:30:09,877 --> 00:30:11,579 What's it mean, you think-- 528 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,013 "Not on my watch"? 529 00:30:13,113 --> 00:30:14,716 And what's with the silver star? 530 00:30:14,815 --> 00:30:17,151 Means the deal's off. 531 00:30:18,085 --> 00:30:20,254 Thanks to Dorothy's husband. 532 00:30:21,255 --> 00:30:22,423 -Wayne? -No. 533 00:30:22,524 --> 00:30:23,692 Idiot. 534 00:30:23,792 --> 00:30:26,260 The first husband. The sheriff. 535 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,396 I didn't give him what he wanted, so... 536 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:31,700 this is tit for that. 537 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,802 Look who's up and around. 538 00:30:33,934 --> 00:30:35,503 Oh, not now. 539 00:30:35,603 --> 00:30:37,271 Oh, Mrs. Lyon. 540 00:30:37,404 --> 00:30:38,906 Hey there, slugger. 541 00:30:39,039 --> 00:30:41,041 How are you feeling? 542 00:30:43,377 --> 00:30:45,446 -Confused. -I thought 543 00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:47,915 -you were taking him to the house. - -Yes, ma'am, 544 00:30:48,015 --> 00:30:50,150 but he wanted to see you. 545 00:30:50,984 --> 00:30:52,620 I want to go home. 546 00:30:53,588 --> 00:30:56,156 My home. 547 00:30:57,224 --> 00:30:58,459 Sorry. 548 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,160 Your wife burned the house down. 549 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:02,664 I told him, but he keeps asking for her. 550 00:31:02,764 --> 00:31:05,065 Mrs. Lyon. 551 00:31:05,199 --> 00:31:07,368 The other. 552 00:31:07,468 --> 00:31:09,036 Mm. 553 00:31:09,169 --> 00:31:10,772 She... 554 00:31:10,904 --> 00:31:13,207 she went out of town for a few days. 555 00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:15,008 Sightseeing. 556 00:31:15,142 --> 00:31:16,977 And took Scotty with her. 557 00:31:17,111 --> 00:31:19,614 They said you're supposed to rest. 558 00:31:19,748 --> 00:31:22,550 So, Jerome's gonna take you home. 559 00:31:22,650 --> 00:31:26,688 We made up your old room, we got out all your stuffies. 560 00:31:26,821 --> 00:31:30,023 I'll be home later, and we can visit. 561 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:33,595 Chef's making boeuf bourguignon 562 00:31:33,728 --> 00:31:35,697 with those-those little onions you like. 563 00:31:35,830 --> 00:31:40,367 M... M-Mom, I wa... I w... 564 00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:55,015 Get Vivian's cell phone number, 565 00:31:55,149 --> 00:31:57,017 I don't care how. 566 00:31:57,951 --> 00:32:00,187 And then gas up the Porsche. 567 00:32:01,455 --> 00:32:03,257 Where am I going? 568 00:32:07,161 --> 00:32:09,363 To steal an election. 569 00:33:14,061 --> 00:33:16,363 Look at you. 570 00:33:16,463 --> 00:33:18,766 This is a nice kit. 571 00:33:18,867 --> 00:33:20,000 Well, it ought to be. 572 00:33:20,133 --> 00:33:21,803 Cost enough. 573 00:33:21,936 --> 00:33:23,872 Yeah, that was his last dream, 574 00:33:23,972 --> 00:33:26,306 Mr. Pie in the Sky. 575 00:33:27,542 --> 00:33:28,610 How was your day? 576 00:33:29,611 --> 00:33:31,278 Super boring. 577 00:33:33,013 --> 00:33:34,214 Where's Lars? 578 00:33:34,348 --> 00:33:35,349 He left. 579 00:33:35,449 --> 00:33:36,918 He... 580 00:33:37,017 --> 00:33:38,318 Physical therapy or something. 581 00:33:38,418 --> 00:33:41,054 But that was, like, an hour ago. 582 00:33:41,154 --> 00:33:43,156 Did you bring dinner? 583 00:33:44,024 --> 00:33:45,660 What was the last thing you ate? 584 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,829 I had some crackers before. 585 00:33:47,962 --> 00:33:49,597 Like, at lunch. 586 00:33:53,735 --> 00:33:54,936 Okay, then. 587 00:33:55,035 --> 00:33:56,004 Let's get your stuff. 588 00:33:56,136 --> 00:33:57,805 Where are we going? 589 00:33:57,906 --> 00:33:59,674 To Grandma's. 590 00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:19,393 Yeah, you'll be safe here. 591 00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:21,629 All right, 592 00:34:21,729 --> 00:34:23,263 let them have it, boys. 593 00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:25,934 Nein! Ich bin ein Amerikaner. 594 00:34:26,034 --> 00:34:27,869 No, they're not! Fire! 595 00:34:29,704 --> 00:34:32,139 Aah! 596 00:34:40,314 --> 00:34:42,115 Look who I found. 597 00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:48,355 Go ahead. 598 00:34:51,458 --> 00:34:52,694 Daddy! 599 00:34:57,364 --> 00:34:58,633 Scotty. 600 00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:02,369 Hey. 601 00:35:04,304 --> 00:35:06,908 -I love you. -I missed you so much. 602 00:35:07,008 --> 00:35:08,275 Oh, Scotty. 603 00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:09,944 Guess what, yesterday I got... 604 00:35:11,579 --> 00:35:13,413 Yeah. 605 00:35:13,514 --> 00:35:15,650 -Oh, yeah? - -Your hand looks better. 606 00:35:22,857 --> 00:35:25,192 What, did her mother have her 607 00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:27,562 turning tricks outside the Save Mart? 608 00:35:28,563 --> 00:35:29,564 I'm sorry? 609 00:35:29,664 --> 00:35:31,866 Don't do that. Women who apologize 610 00:35:31,966 --> 00:35:33,701 for things that aren't their fault 611 00:35:33,801 --> 00:35:37,371 might as well have "welcome mat" written on their faces. 612 00:35:39,641 --> 00:35:40,908 Now you tell me. 613 00:35:44,177 --> 00:35:45,713 What's that? 614 00:35:46,748 --> 00:35:48,382 That's the history of your daughter-in-law, 615 00:35:48,482 --> 00:35:51,451 written in punches and chokeholds. 616 00:35:53,521 --> 00:35:56,356 Well, I'm sure I don't need to see that. 617 00:35:56,423 --> 00:35:57,525 People who claim to be victims 618 00:35:57,625 --> 00:35:59,060 are the downfall of this country. 619 00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:02,830 Mrs. Lyon, have you ever in your life 620 00:36:02,930 --> 00:36:04,132 heard your daughter-in-law say 621 00:36:04,231 --> 00:36:05,566 that she was a victim? Of anything? 622 00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:08,069 You may not like it, but sometimes 623 00:36:08,168 --> 00:36:09,637 crimes are committed against people. 624 00:36:09,771 --> 00:36:12,640 They're victimized. And it's not their fault. 625 00:36:13,941 --> 00:36:15,677 I told him not to marry her. 626 00:36:15,777 --> 00:36:16,978 This whole sordid mess. 627 00:36:17,111 --> 00:36:18,880 You're saying if a woman is abused 628 00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:20,380 and she manages to escape, 629 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,283 she should move to the woods, live in a tree, 630 00:36:23,383 --> 00:36:25,419 free from the burdens of basic human contact? 631 00:36:25,553 --> 00:36:27,522 God forbid she gets a fresh start, 632 00:36:27,655 --> 00:36:29,657 a good man to wash out the taste of the bad. 633 00:36:29,757 --> 00:36:30,925 I don't like your tone. 634 00:36:31,059 --> 00:36:32,593 Tough shit. 635 00:36:35,997 --> 00:36:39,000 Some of us work for a living and go home to empty houses 636 00:36:39,133 --> 00:36:41,501 or-or houses that should be empty but are instead filled 637 00:36:41,602 --> 00:36:44,706 with the dirty underpants of our man-child spouses. 638 00:36:44,806 --> 00:36:47,340 Your problem is you think that you're rich 639 00:36:47,441 --> 00:36:48,743 'cause you're better than me. 640 00:36:48,843 --> 00:36:49,811 Oh, please. 641 00:36:49,911 --> 00:36:51,478 We're the same. 642 00:36:51,579 --> 00:36:54,015 Up before dawn, making our mark on the world. 643 00:36:54,749 --> 00:36:58,720 -But you know who you're really in sync with? -Hm? 644 00:36:58,853 --> 00:37:00,621 Dorothy. 645 00:37:01,622 --> 00:37:02,355 Yeah. 646 00:37:02,489 --> 00:37:04,025 I know you don't want to see it, 647 00:37:04,158 --> 00:37:06,127 but let me tell you what I see. 648 00:37:06,259 --> 00:37:09,797 I see a woman who outsmarted two kidnappers, 649 00:37:09,931 --> 00:37:12,667 killed one of them and nearly killed the other 650 00:37:12,767 --> 00:37:14,802 and who probably saved your son and granddaughter's lives 651 00:37:14,902 --> 00:37:16,738 when they came at her again at the house. 652 00:37:17,505 --> 00:37:20,908 I see a woman who doesn't quit, no matter what. 653 00:37:21,008 --> 00:37:23,010 Who won't be silenced. 654 00:37:23,144 --> 00:37:24,912 And, unlike you, 655 00:37:25,012 --> 00:37:28,281 who never complains. 656 00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:29,884 Even when her mother-in-law has her committed 657 00:37:29,984 --> 00:37:31,652 to a mental hospital. 658 00:37:34,856 --> 00:37:36,057 So I brought you her file 659 00:37:36,190 --> 00:37:38,492 so at least you could be an educated asshole. 660 00:37:40,962 --> 00:37:42,930 Come work for me. 661 00:37:44,297 --> 00:37:45,465 What? 662 00:37:45,566 --> 00:37:47,334 You saw the security team. 663 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:48,970 All those dicks. 664 00:37:49,070 --> 00:37:51,404 Think about how that looks for a woman in my position. 665 00:37:51,506 --> 00:37:54,075 Come be window dressing-- that's the offer? 666 00:37:54,175 --> 00:37:56,811 No, no. Come run the security team, 667 00:37:56,911 --> 00:37:58,179 be their boss. 668 00:37:58,278 --> 00:38:00,648 I know you need the money. 669 00:38:00,748 --> 00:38:03,084 I can help with your debt, consolidate it, 670 00:38:03,184 --> 00:38:04,417 set up a payment schedule, 671 00:38:04,519 --> 00:38:06,854 get the jackals off your back. 672 00:38:07,922 --> 00:38:09,791 Name your price. 673 00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:12,527 That's... 674 00:38:13,694 --> 00:38:15,196 I've got a job. 675 00:38:15,295 --> 00:38:19,200 Cleaning vomit out of the back of a squad car. 676 00:38:19,267 --> 00:38:21,536 And look what they make you wear. 677 00:38:22,302 --> 00:38:25,673 I'm talking about a white collar job, 678 00:38:25,773 --> 00:38:28,408 a white collar salary with benefits, 679 00:38:28,509 --> 00:38:30,978 running a team of agents, traveling the world. 680 00:38:31,078 --> 00:38:33,614 I mean, you can't-you can't seriously turn that down. 681 00:38:33,714 --> 00:38:36,449 Otherwise, you and I are nothing alike. 682 00:38:43,323 --> 00:38:45,092 It's kind of you. 683 00:38:45,193 --> 00:38:46,661 No, it's not. 684 00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:49,630 It's smart. 685 00:38:50,865 --> 00:38:52,533 Take the job. 686 00:38:53,835 --> 00:38:55,236 I... 687 00:38:55,368 --> 00:38:57,470 I-I've got to think about it, 688 00:38:57,572 --> 00:38:59,841 -if that's... -Don't ask for permission. 689 00:39:02,643 --> 00:39:03,845 Right. 690 00:39:04,979 --> 00:39:06,948 I'm gonna think about it. 691 00:39:08,249 --> 00:39:10,852 And in the meantime, 692 00:39:10,952 --> 00:39:13,321 think about what I said. 693 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:14,956 About Dorothy. 694 00:39:15,056 --> 00:39:17,525 She's out there somewhere. 695 00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:20,061 And she's not asking for help. 696 00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:22,096 But she needs it. 697 00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:32,039 You've got 24 hours. 698 00:39:33,241 --> 00:39:35,142 Or the opportunity disappears. 699 00:39:38,312 --> 00:39:40,181 That's how the world works. 700 00:39:40,314 --> 00:39:42,550 This brief window. 701 00:39:44,018 --> 00:39:45,319 Thank you. 702 00:39:45,418 --> 00:39:47,221 Aw, bet you didn't think you were gonna say that 703 00:39:47,321 --> 00:39:49,657 and mean it when you walked in here. 704 00:40:33,901 --> 00:40:35,468 Mr. Dugger. 705 00:40:38,372 --> 00:40:39,573 -I have a call for you. -What? 706 00:40:39,674 --> 00:40:42,610 Thank you. Thanks. 707 00:40:42,710 --> 00:40:45,445 Danish Graves, Redemption Services, 708 00:40:45,546 --> 00:40:47,148 in case you forgot. 709 00:40:47,248 --> 00:40:49,050 And I have Mrs. Lyon on the phone. 710 00:40:49,183 --> 00:40:50,351 For you. 711 00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:51,686 What? 712 00:41:01,262 --> 00:41:02,229 Hello? 713 00:41:02,363 --> 00:41:04,332 Are your balls in your belly, 714 00:41:04,432 --> 00:41:07,234 looking for a safe place to hide? 715 00:41:08,501 --> 00:41:10,371 Good. 716 00:41:10,470 --> 00:41:11,973 Listen to me. 717 00:41:12,073 --> 00:41:13,607 I'm pulling the offer. 718 00:41:13,708 --> 00:41:15,710 That $100 million 719 00:41:15,810 --> 00:41:18,980 is going to Mesa Prudential 720 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,148 out in Flagstaff. 721 00:41:21,983 --> 00:41:24,552 What you get instead is the full might 722 00:41:24,652 --> 00:41:26,954 of the federal government 723 00:41:27,054 --> 00:41:29,256 reading the shit stains in your underwear 724 00:41:29,390 --> 00:41:31,759 like tea leaves. 725 00:41:31,859 --> 00:41:33,227 Mrs. Lyon... 726 00:41:33,361 --> 00:41:35,196 Quiet. 727 00:41:35,296 --> 00:41:36,897 A grown-up is talking. 728 00:41:37,031 --> 00:41:41,802 I called the SEC chairman personally. 729 00:41:41,902 --> 00:41:44,105 And as we speak, 730 00:41:44,238 --> 00:41:46,307 two dozen federal agents 731 00:41:46,407 --> 00:41:49,910 are in your office, seizing your books. 732 00:41:50,711 --> 00:41:53,781 They've also frozen every personal 733 00:41:53,914 --> 00:41:57,151 and business bank account you've got. 734 00:41:57,284 --> 00:41:58,819 So... 735 00:41:58,953 --> 00:42:01,222 I hope you didn't give all your walking-around money 736 00:42:01,355 --> 00:42:03,657 to that stripper. 737 00:42:06,027 --> 00:42:08,863 Oh. Plus, I-I hear 738 00:42:08,996 --> 00:42:11,032 your son is starting his freshman year 739 00:42:11,132 --> 00:42:13,234 at, um, Notre Dame? 740 00:42:13,334 --> 00:42:17,338 Except, whoops. 741 00:42:17,471 --> 00:42:19,907 You're late on tuition. 742 00:42:20,007 --> 00:42:23,711 So, hmm. 743 00:42:23,811 --> 00:42:25,346 Oh, that ring you hear-- 744 00:42:25,446 --> 00:42:27,516 that's your son on the other line 745 00:42:27,615 --> 00:42:30,584 calling to tell you he's been expelled. 746 00:42:30,684 --> 00:42:32,553 Mrs. Lyon, please. 747 00:42:32,653 --> 00:42:34,523 Oh, "please." 748 00:42:34,622 --> 00:42:36,957 That's your secret weapon? 749 00:42:39,093 --> 00:42:41,395 Do you want to know what your mistake was? 750 00:42:41,530 --> 00:42:45,232 It was thinking death is the worst thing 751 00:42:45,332 --> 00:42:47,001 that could happen to you. 752 00:42:48,135 --> 00:42:49,670 So, congratulations. 753 00:42:49,804 --> 00:42:52,073 The sheriff's not gonna kill you. 754 00:42:52,807 --> 00:42:56,477 Instead you're going to live the rest of your days 755 00:42:56,577 --> 00:42:58,547 in squalor, 756 00:42:58,646 --> 00:43:00,581 surrounded by the dead-eyed stares 757 00:43:00,681 --> 00:43:03,784 of your futureless children. 758 00:43:15,129 --> 00:43:16,764 Have a nice night. 759 00:46:49,076 --> 00:46:50,578 Now I get it.