1 00:00:06,383 --> 00:00:08,018 MALE NARRATOR: Each character in this tale 2 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:09,120 is going to be represented 3 00:00:09,153 --> 00:00:12,055 by a different instrument of the orchestra. 4 00:00:13,390 --> 00:00:18,129 For instance, the bird will be played by the flute, 5 00:00:18,162 --> 00:00:19,163 like this. 6 00:00:19,396 --> 00:00:21,265 (LIVELY FLUTE PLAYING) 7 00:00:35,179 --> 00:00:37,581 MALE NARRATOR: Here's the duck, played by the oboe. 8 00:00:38,182 --> 00:00:40,251 (MELANCHOLY OBOE PLAYING) 9 00:00:57,301 --> 00:00:58,302 (RAY GRUNTS) 10 00:00:59,136 --> 00:01:02,273 MALE NARRATOR: The cat, by the clarinet. 11 00:01:02,306 --> 00:01:04,341 (PRECOCIOUS CLARINET PLAYING) 12 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,294 (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING) 13 00:01:23,327 --> 00:01:26,096 MALE NARRATOR: The bassoon will represent Grandfather. 14 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:28,165 (UPBEAT BASSOON PLAYING) 15 00:01:50,321 --> 00:01:51,622 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 16 00:01:51,655 --> 00:01:54,124 The blast of the hunter's shotguns, 17 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:55,659 played by the kettledrums. 18 00:01:56,327 --> 00:01:59,162 (SUSPENSEFUL KETTLEDRUMS PLAYING) 19 00:02:10,674 --> 00:02:12,509 (KEYPAD BEEPING) 20 00:02:16,513 --> 00:02:18,282 (DOOR LOCK BEEPS) 21 00:02:27,691 --> 00:02:31,262 The wolf, by the French horns. 22 00:02:32,229 --> 00:02:35,198 (DRAMATIC FRENCH HORNS PLAYING) 23 00:03:22,346 --> 00:03:23,447 (VOMITING) 24 00:03:39,596 --> 00:03:40,764 (SPRAYING) 25 00:03:55,512 --> 00:03:58,349 MALE NARRATOR: And Peter, by the strings. 26 00:03:58,615 --> 00:04:01,284 (THEME FROM PETER AND THE WOLF PLAYING) 27 00:04:09,726 --> 00:04:11,395 Are you sitting comfortably? 28 00:04:12,663 --> 00:04:14,665 Good. Then I'll begin. 29 00:04:14,698 --> 00:04:16,733 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 30 00:04:45,562 --> 00:04:46,663 Okay. 31 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:49,400 NIKKI: It's a safe deposit box. 32 00:04:49,433 --> 00:04:50,634 Number 1606. 33 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:52,836 My guess, they stashed the stamp there. 34 00:04:52,869 --> 00:04:54,738 What about the key? Wouldn't I need the... 35 00:04:54,771 --> 00:04:56,573 Lost when you redecorated the study, tell him. 36 00:04:56,873 --> 00:04:57,874 Oh. 37 00:04:59,042 --> 00:05:01,412 Don't forget. Got that meeting with the high roller later. 38 00:05:01,445 --> 00:05:03,814 Burt Lurdsman, plumbing supplies. 39 00:05:03,847 --> 00:05:05,749 I really feel like this is it. 40 00:05:05,782 --> 00:05:06,917 Our ship coming in. 41 00:05:09,386 --> 00:05:10,754 Remember. 42 00:05:11,722 --> 00:05:14,357 Richest guy in the room is always the boss. 43 00:05:14,858 --> 00:05:16,793 (OBOE PLAYING) 44 00:05:37,548 --> 00:05:38,749 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 45 00:05:43,787 --> 00:05:45,789 MILLY: Welcome to Capley Bank and Trust. 46 00:05:45,822 --> 00:05:47,791 You picking up or dropping off? 47 00:05:47,824 --> 00:05:48,859 What? 48 00:05:48,892 --> 00:05:50,360 Oh, I'm just playing. 49 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,362 You wanna make a withdrawal or a deposit? 50 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:53,396 Oh! 51 00:05:53,430 --> 00:05:55,365 -I... I, uh... -Oh. 52 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:57,634 It's okay, Milly. I got this. 53 00:05:58,635 --> 00:06:00,370 Sorry about that, ES. 54 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:02,606 (SIGHS) Milly just moved down from Bemidji. 55 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:04,808 You've got to learn the faces, huh. 56 00:06:04,841 --> 00:06:05,876 -(SCOFFS) -Sorry. 57 00:06:05,909 --> 00:06:07,611 No, that's... 58 00:06:07,644 --> 00:06:09,613 Everybody has a first day. 59 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:11,715 Would you get the man a cream soda, 60 00:06:11,748 --> 00:06:13,650 for shit's sakes? Jeez! 61 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:25,395 Thanks again for those Gopher seats. 62 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:27,397 Ham was tickled pink. 63 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,431 (LAUGHS) 64 00:06:29,533 --> 00:06:30,834 My sister's boy. You remember? 65 00:06:30,867 --> 00:06:32,402 Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course. 66 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:33,637 I, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 67 00:06:33,670 --> 00:06:35,672 You know, I don't got a lot of time here. 68 00:06:35,706 --> 00:06:38,509 Oh, should be back in a snap, Milly. Uh... 69 00:06:38,542 --> 00:06:41,578 More in the "nice to look at" category than, say, brainiac. 70 00:06:41,612 --> 00:06:42,646 (BUCK LAUGHS) 71 00:06:42,679 --> 00:06:44,581 I was hoping to get into my box. 72 00:06:44,615 --> 00:06:46,517 You've been working out, yes? 73 00:06:46,550 --> 00:06:49,753 You seem bulked up. Been hitting the weight room? 74 00:06:49,786 --> 00:06:52,656 I, uh... Hitting the buffet, more like. 75 00:06:52,689 --> 00:06:54,424 What with the wedding and all. 76 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:55,959 Oh, I hear you. All that cake tasting. (LAUGHS) 77 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,730 I am so sorry, Mr. Stussy. 78 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:01,865 No, that's... 79 00:07:01,898 --> 00:07:03,466 You're fine. 80 00:07:03,834 --> 00:07:05,001 Let the man breathe, girl. 81 00:07:05,902 --> 00:07:06,903 Uh... 82 00:07:08,805 --> 00:07:11,007 I lost the key, is the thing, to my box. 83 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:15,812 Redecorating, thrown out with the old credenza, you know. 84 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:18,481 (STAMMERS) Is that gonna be... 85 00:07:18,915 --> 00:07:22,919 'Cause what's in there, I really need, you know, today. 86 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:24,955 (EXHALES) 87 00:07:24,988 --> 00:07:25,989 Well... (SIGHS) 88 00:07:27,023 --> 00:07:28,024 Uh... 89 00:07:28,825 --> 00:07:31,562 Hate to be a stickler, ES, but, uh, without the key, 90 00:07:31,995 --> 00:07:33,463 well, we, uh... 91 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:34,598 No, I, uh... I... 92 00:07:34,865 --> 00:07:36,967 We have to drill the lock and, uh... 93 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,836 I get it. (STAMMERS) Makes sense. 94 00:07:39,870 --> 00:07:41,805 What we should do is order a new key. 95 00:07:41,838 --> 00:07:43,907 Won't take more than a week, and that way, you know, 96 00:07:43,940 --> 00:07:45,609 order's maintained. 97 00:07:45,909 --> 00:07:47,611 You understand. 98 00:07:55,051 --> 00:07:56,519 You know what? 99 00:07:57,621 --> 00:07:59,055 Forget it. 100 00:08:00,023 --> 00:08:03,526 Just go ahead and pack up all my accounts. 101 00:08:05,796 --> 00:08:08,865 I'll take a check if you don't have that much cash on hand. 102 00:08:08,899 --> 00:08:11,501 (CHUCKLES) Now, Emmit, there's no need to... 103 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:12,703 No, it's fine. I understand. 104 00:08:12,736 --> 00:08:14,004 You don't want to help me. 105 00:08:14,037 --> 00:08:17,841 A lost key like it's some kind of national tragedy, 106 00:08:17,874 --> 00:08:19,509 but you got your order. 107 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,678 Rules and the like, 108 00:08:21,712 --> 00:08:23,980 so I'll find a bank maybe puts the customer first. 109 00:08:25,882 --> 00:08:26,883 (SIGHS) 110 00:08:27,117 --> 00:08:28,652 (SNAPPING FINGERS) Call Mike. 111 00:08:29,119 --> 00:08:31,588 (CHUCKLES) Hold on a sec, ES. We're... 112 00:08:31,822 --> 00:08:33,523 (SNAPPING FINGERS) 113 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,626 You know what? We'll just drill that sucker. 114 00:08:35,659 --> 00:08:39,029 No problemo. It'll take two seconds and then you can... 115 00:08:39,062 --> 00:08:41,531 Whatever you need. Just fetch whatever's in there. 116 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:43,700 Not that I know or need to know what's... 117 00:08:43,734 --> 00:08:46,536 So I don't have to carry my accounts over to Chase? 118 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:47,904 Chase? That's, uh... 119 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:51,107 (LAUGHING) 120 00:08:51,141 --> 00:08:52,643 You're such a kidder. 121 00:08:52,676 --> 00:08:55,045 You really had me going there for... 122 00:08:55,078 --> 00:08:57,113 Let me just get my keys. 123 00:08:57,948 --> 00:08:59,650 (RUSTLING) 124 00:08:59,683 --> 00:09:02,552 While you're at it, I'll take 10 grand in hundreds 125 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,655 and a buck in quarters for the meter. 126 00:09:04,688 --> 00:09:07,090 That's, uh... Well, of course. 127 00:09:07,123 --> 00:09:08,925 You'll just have to fill out a... 128 00:09:10,026 --> 00:09:11,594 Or, you know what? 129 00:09:11,628 --> 00:09:13,596 I'll get the paperwork handled myself. 130 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:18,068 Although, ES, may I suggest, um, 131 00:09:18,101 --> 00:09:20,570 well, it's just that whenever you take out 132 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:21,638 anything more than $10,000, 133 00:09:21,672 --> 00:09:22,673 it automatically triggers a... 134 00:09:22,706 --> 00:09:23,807 Buck, 135 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:27,010 if I wanted an opinion from an asshole, I'd ask my own. 136 00:09:27,778 --> 00:09:28,879 Got it? 137 00:10:11,087 --> 00:10:12,088 (SPITS) 138 00:10:16,993 --> 00:10:19,696 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 139 00:10:47,057 --> 00:10:48,158 (RAY SIGHS) 140 00:10:48,191 --> 00:10:49,225 (EXHALES) 141 00:10:50,861 --> 00:10:52,695 Well, don't keep me in suspense. 142 00:10:52,729 --> 00:10:56,199 The stamp wasn't there, but I got this. 143 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:58,869 Christmas. 144 00:10:59,202 --> 00:11:01,037 How much did he have, his account? 145 00:11:01,071 --> 00:11:03,239 I don't know. Uh, maybe $1 million. 146 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,209 Your brother has $1 million, and you took, 147 00:11:06,242 --> 00:11:08,178 what is that, 10 grand? 148 00:11:08,211 --> 00:11:11,214 Now, see, that's the criminal mentality, your old life. 149 00:11:11,247 --> 00:11:13,784 And what do you... Hardwired patterns. 150 00:11:13,817 --> 00:11:15,752 But we're not crooks. 151 00:11:16,052 --> 00:11:17,687 This is the principal, 152 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,222 what's right, fair market value for the... 153 00:11:19,255 --> 00:11:21,091 What he took, the stamp. 154 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,094 Who's Luverne? 155 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:25,929 He did what? 156 00:11:25,962 --> 00:11:28,865 Oh, believe me, I'm pretty ticked myself. 157 00:11:28,899 --> 00:11:29,900 I loved that dog. 158 00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:31,968 Plus the money, of course. 159 00:11:32,002 --> 00:11:35,271 Christ on a stick, you think you know a guy. 160 00:11:35,305 --> 00:11:37,207 I mean, used feminine hygiene products 161 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,042 in a man's desk drawer is one thing, 162 00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:40,911 but now, 163 00:11:41,978 --> 00:11:44,981 the ridicule of beloved remains. 164 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,251 "Cremains" is the, I think, preferred nomenclature. 165 00:11:48,284 --> 00:11:49,920 This is the last thing we need. 166 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,088 What with this Varga mess 167 00:11:52,122 --> 00:11:54,958 and poor Irv not even being cold yet. 168 00:11:54,991 --> 00:11:56,960 See and that's, uh... 169 00:11:56,993 --> 00:11:59,129 I was gonna talk to you about that. 170 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,065 Suicide is what the authorities... 171 00:12:02,098 --> 00:12:04,100 The conversation I had. 172 00:12:04,134 --> 00:12:07,838 Old folks get depressed around the holidays and all that, 173 00:12:07,871 --> 00:12:09,005 but I don't know. 174 00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:12,175 Character like this Varga, 175 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,744 I'm just saying, you can't put anything past him. 176 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,079 Christ. 177 00:12:16,112 --> 00:12:17,780 What are we in the middle of? 178 00:12:18,882 --> 00:12:21,284 We ought to consider meeting this widow Goldfarb. 179 00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:23,286 Sell the company? 180 00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:25,088 -That's a little... -No, no, not sell. 181 00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:27,757 Just, I'm saying, take the meeting. 182 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:31,161 Buck says she's cash-rich and looking to buy in. 183 00:12:31,194 --> 00:12:33,029 And it feels like we're getting pulled 184 00:12:33,063 --> 00:12:34,764 into something sticky here, so... 185 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,901 Yeah. Yeah, that's good thinking. 186 00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:42,005 (DOOR LOCK BEEPS) 187 00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:44,040 (KETTLEDRUMS PLAYING) 188 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:56,386 What the shit are they up to? 189 00:13:16,206 --> 00:13:19,943 YURI: When Putin was a boy, 190 00:13:21,177 --> 00:13:23,346 he already knew he wanted to be FSB. 191 00:13:24,948 --> 00:13:27,150 He lived in the well, 192 00:13:27,183 --> 00:13:29,852 kept a photo of Bergin by his bed. 193 00:13:31,354 --> 00:13:35,325 Bergin, who squats in 1920 dirt, 194 00:13:35,358 --> 00:13:38,361 gives birth of GRU, later KGB. 195 00:13:39,295 --> 00:13:40,296 Godfather. 196 00:13:46,102 --> 00:13:50,306 And this boy, Putin, he learns sambo, 197 00:13:51,307 --> 00:13:53,944 rules the yard school by his fist. 198 00:13:55,045 --> 00:13:59,415 You see, in Russia, there are two words for truth. 199 00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:06,089 Pravda is man's truth. 200 00:14:06,122 --> 00:14:08,959 Istina is God's truth. 201 00:14:08,992 --> 00:14:14,030 But there is also nepravda, untruth. 202 00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:17,233 And this is the weapon the leader uses. 203 00:14:19,335 --> 00:14:22,172 Because he knows what they don't. 204 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:27,010 The truth is whatever he says it is. 205 00:14:56,172 --> 00:14:59,009 I don't get what's so complicated here. 206 00:14:59,042 --> 00:15:03,246 You take a born loser, add a drug addiction, 207 00:15:03,279 --> 00:15:05,415 remove a job, fill his pockets with holes, 208 00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:07,050 mix in cold turkey, 209 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,919 you think this guy isn't gonna drive around 210 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,421 randomly looking for someone to rob? 211 00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:12,488 Yeah. 212 00:15:12,522 --> 00:15:15,191 But then why tear a page out of the phonebook? 213 00:15:15,225 --> 00:15:17,160 Choose a house? Doesn't that imply that... 214 00:15:17,193 --> 00:15:18,995 There you go. 215 00:15:19,029 --> 00:15:20,363 Using three-syllable words again 216 00:15:20,396 --> 00:15:21,464 for a one-syllable problem. 217 00:15:22,398 --> 00:15:25,101 First, that's a two-syllable word... 218 00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:27,937 Let me tell you what I saw in Fallujah. 219 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,172 Men, okay? 220 00:15:29,205 --> 00:15:32,475 My men laying in the dirt with their guts in their boots. 221 00:15:33,476 --> 00:15:34,510 How does that... 222 00:15:34,544 --> 00:15:36,179 With all respect... 223 00:15:36,212 --> 00:15:37,380 You know what an IED is? 224 00:15:38,148 --> 00:15:40,283 It's like car parts and dynamite. 225 00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:42,485 You either run one over, or you don't. 226 00:15:42,518 --> 00:15:45,155 That's it, see? It's random. 227 00:15:45,188 --> 00:15:46,956 Or bombs in our American streets. 228 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,324 Who gets killed? 229 00:15:48,358 --> 00:15:50,293 Will you decide to walk your dog that morning 230 00:15:50,326 --> 00:15:52,362 or mow the lawn? 231 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:56,232 Your problem is you're overcomplicating this. 232 00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,534 Books under the floorboards, 233 00:15:58,568 --> 00:16:01,337 an unapproved trip to goddamn Hollywood. 234 00:16:01,371 --> 00:16:02,472 Told you. I'm paying for that myself. 235 00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:03,973 Not the point. 236 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,208 Not the... 237 00:16:08,111 --> 00:16:10,346 Look, I get it's personal, this one. 238 00:16:11,181 --> 00:16:13,083 But we're talking simple wrong place, 239 00:16:13,116 --> 00:16:14,184 wrong time. 240 00:16:14,217 --> 00:16:16,319 A hopper with an itch on a spree 241 00:16:16,352 --> 00:16:18,488 who met the business end of a Maytag. 242 00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:21,191 Cosmic justice, good riddance. 243 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,427 So what do you say 244 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:27,197 we stamp this file "Case closed," 245 00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:30,366 move on to the calm and orderly transition of power. 246 00:16:31,434 --> 00:16:34,504 Sheriff, I hear you. 247 00:16:34,537 --> 00:16:36,206 I do. 248 00:16:36,239 --> 00:16:38,040 I'm not trying to stir things up. 249 00:16:40,276 --> 00:16:42,145 No, I think you are. 250 00:16:43,146 --> 00:16:47,117 I think you got resentments over being made to cow, 251 00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:48,484 kiss the ring. 252 00:16:49,619 --> 00:16:51,554 I had boys like you in the service. 253 00:16:51,587 --> 00:16:54,257 I'd tell them to go right, they go left. 254 00:16:56,159 --> 00:16:59,095 All of them, to a man, 255 00:16:59,595 --> 00:17:01,564 went home in a bag. 256 00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:06,436 Well, I'm home already, 257 00:17:06,469 --> 00:17:08,471 so I'm gonna spend a few more days on this one, 258 00:17:08,504 --> 00:17:10,039 see how it goes. (SIGHS) 259 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,408 (THEME FROM PETER AND THE WOLF PLAYING) 260 00:17:30,493 --> 00:17:32,595 (CLARINET PLAYING) 261 00:17:53,283 --> 00:17:54,317 Hi. 262 00:17:55,685 --> 00:17:58,588 I need the parole officer for Maurice LeFay. 263 00:17:58,621 --> 00:18:00,156 Mmm-hmm. 264 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,126 (GLORIA SIGHS) 265 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,462 (TYPING) 266 00:18:09,399 --> 00:18:11,167 (SMACKS LIPS) That'd be Ray. 267 00:18:11,201 --> 00:18:12,568 He's in with a felon at present. 268 00:18:14,304 --> 00:18:15,705 -Point me to the ladies. -Mmm-hmm. 269 00:18:20,643 --> 00:18:22,312 (TOILET FLUSHING) 270 00:18:26,716 --> 00:18:27,717 (SIGHS) 271 00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:41,364 WINNIE: Oh, Lord. 272 00:18:41,397 --> 00:18:42,698 My Lord. 273 00:18:42,732 --> 00:18:44,567 Come on already. 274 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,369 WINNIE: You wouldn't... 275 00:18:46,402 --> 00:18:47,670 Friend. 276 00:18:47,703 --> 00:18:50,373 You wouldn't have a putter-inner by chance? 277 00:18:50,406 --> 00:18:51,474 How's that? 278 00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:53,243 (STAMMERS) Or a pad? 279 00:18:53,276 --> 00:18:56,512 This is not the way things were supposed to go, 280 00:18:56,546 --> 00:18:59,249 but the Lord must have... Not to get... 281 00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:01,584 (SIGHS) Anyway, if you could find your way 282 00:19:01,617 --> 00:19:03,152 clear to abetting a sister in need, 283 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,254 one who is supposed to be with child, 284 00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:06,722 but apparently is not... 285 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,158 Uh, sorry, I don't have... 286 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,260 Regulations, you know. 287 00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:12,495 We're not meant to carry a purse, and I'm... 288 00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:14,664 It's not my time of the... 289 00:19:14,697 --> 00:19:17,166 I could ask the clerk. She might have... 290 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:18,568 Oh, no, don't burden yourself. 291 00:19:24,774 --> 00:19:26,175 (GLORIA SIGHS) 292 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,410 (WINNIE GRUNTS) 293 00:19:28,611 --> 00:19:29,779 (TOILET FLUSHES) 294 00:19:35,451 --> 00:19:36,752 Well, what are the odds? 295 00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:39,188 -(CHUCKLES) -Second female in uniform. 296 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,623 You said regulation, and I assumed... 297 00:19:40,656 --> 00:19:42,425 Winnie Lopez, Saint Cloud Metro. 298 00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:44,560 Uh, Gloria Burgle, Eden Valley Police. 299 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,329 Oh, and chief to boot. 300 00:19:46,629 --> 00:19:48,464 Uh, for the moment, anyway. 301 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,435 Sorry, I got about 100 pounds of TP crammed in there. 302 00:19:53,569 --> 00:19:55,538 Been cranky as a female dog since breakfast, 303 00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:57,707 and now I know why. 304 00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,275 We've been trying, me and Jerry, 305 00:19:59,309 --> 00:20:00,543 for months now. Yeah. 306 00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:01,711 Like those old Road Runner cartoons 307 00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:03,245 with the wolf and the sheep dog, 308 00:20:03,279 --> 00:20:04,747 how you punch a clock to go to work? 309 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:06,749 It's mostly missionary, if I'm being honest. 310 00:20:06,782 --> 00:20:07,783 We used to spice it up, 311 00:20:07,817 --> 00:20:09,319 but now it's about the shortest distance 312 00:20:09,352 --> 00:20:10,453 between two points. 313 00:20:10,486 --> 00:20:11,587 (SOAP DISPENSER WHIRS) 314 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,257 I've... 315 00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:17,460 He'd pop faster from the back, if I'm being honest, 316 00:20:17,493 --> 00:20:20,463 but I think it's important to look each other in the eyes 317 00:20:20,496 --> 00:20:22,332 when it comes to making babies. 318 00:20:22,365 --> 00:20:23,366 You got kids? 319 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:27,670 Uh, one. Nathan. He's 12. 320 00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:29,238 Oh, that's what Jerry wants. 321 00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,674 A shortstop or a switch-hitting third baseman. 322 00:20:31,707 --> 00:20:34,610 Me? I've got my fingers crossed for a girl. 323 00:20:36,679 --> 00:20:38,348 -Well, I better hit it. -(DRYER WHIRRING) 324 00:20:38,381 --> 00:20:40,350 Here on a 10-30, leaving the scene of the accident, 325 00:20:40,383 --> 00:20:41,684 except the vic don't wanna press charges, 326 00:20:41,717 --> 00:20:43,486 turns out so. (CHUCKLES) You? 327 00:20:43,519 --> 00:20:44,520 Um, murder. 328 00:20:46,322 --> 00:20:47,357 Jeez! 329 00:20:47,390 --> 00:20:48,491 Yeah. 330 00:20:51,727 --> 00:20:53,496 Well, happy trails. 331 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,631 (GLORIA CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 332 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:05,375 (DOOR CLOSES) 333 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:14,650 I know, baby. 334 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,720 It's all I can think about, too. I... 335 00:21:17,753 --> 00:21:21,691 Look, I'm no psychic, but how does he not fund us? 336 00:21:22,425 --> 00:21:25,428 And if not, well, we got capital now. 337 00:21:27,763 --> 00:21:29,665 Oh, I've got to go. Yeah. 338 00:21:30,866 --> 00:21:32,602 Yeah, you, too. 339 00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:35,571 I love you. 340 00:21:36,539 --> 00:21:37,540 GLORIA: Hi. 341 00:21:37,573 --> 00:21:38,674 I already told the other girl everything. 342 00:21:39,609 --> 00:21:41,310 The other... 343 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,812 Oh, no, sir, I'm not here about the accident. 344 00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:44,780 Gloria Burgle, Eden Valley Police. 345 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:47,717 I'm, uh, looking into the, uh... 346 00:21:50,586 --> 00:21:51,721 The, uh, murder of... 347 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,790 Now that is... 348 00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:57,693 Truly, what are the odds? 349 00:21:59,395 --> 00:22:00,663 You said "murder"? 350 00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:03,599 Yes, sir, of Ennis Stussy in Eden Valley. 351 00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:05,435 And here you are, how many miles away, 352 00:22:05,468 --> 00:22:06,769 a Stussy as well. 353 00:22:06,802 --> 00:22:07,837 (SCOFFS) 354 00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,572 Well, I mean, it's... 355 00:22:09,605 --> 00:22:11,774 Go figure. It's a pretty common name. 356 00:22:11,807 --> 00:22:13,576 I got cousins all over the darn place, 357 00:22:13,609 --> 00:22:15,678 not that I'm saying that this fellow was a cousin, 358 00:22:15,711 --> 00:22:18,448 although who knows? Could've been. 359 00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:22,718 Well, reason I'm here, one of your cons, Maurice. 360 00:22:22,752 --> 00:22:24,454 He's most likely the culprit. 361 00:22:24,487 --> 00:22:26,689 We got evidence shows he broke into the victim's house, 362 00:22:26,722 --> 00:22:29,391 tore the place apart looking for something. 363 00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:31,694 Hmm? Maurice LeFay? 364 00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:32,762 GLORIA: That's the one. 365 00:22:32,962 --> 00:22:35,364 Air conditioner caved his cranium, I heard. 366 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,932 Heard that as well. 367 00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:38,901 Saw it, in fact. Not a pretty picture. 368 00:22:38,934 --> 00:22:40,436 (CHUCKLES) All the same, 369 00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:41,571 just 'cause the perp passes on 370 00:22:41,604 --> 00:22:43,606 doesn't mean the investigation halts. 371 00:22:43,639 --> 00:22:45,508 There's a question of why. 372 00:22:45,908 --> 00:22:47,643 -(CLICKS TONGUE) "Why." -Yes, sir. 373 00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:48,911 Fellow drove 30 miles 374 00:22:48,944 --> 00:22:50,746 without knowing his destined address, 375 00:22:50,780 --> 00:22:52,815 finds Ennis out of the phone book, 376 00:22:52,848 --> 00:22:53,883 and then searches his house 377 00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:55,485 like he knows there's something there, 378 00:22:55,518 --> 00:22:57,386 like he's looking for something in particular. 379 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:58,688 It's unusual. 380 00:22:59,655 --> 00:23:01,423 Well, I mean, 381 00:23:01,457 --> 00:23:02,758 (INHALE SHARPLY) 382 00:23:02,792 --> 00:23:04,627 -he liked his reefer. -Is that right? 383 00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:06,562 Smoked a heck of a lot. 384 00:23:06,596 --> 00:23:07,630 In fact, he blew his piss test. 385 00:23:08,531 --> 00:23:10,800 Was gonna grab him up when I heard the news. 386 00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:12,802 "Death by major appliance." 387 00:23:15,838 --> 00:23:16,906 (SIGHS) 388 00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:20,510 So I'm not sure how much more I can... 389 00:23:21,010 --> 00:23:22,612 But if I think of anything... 390 00:23:22,645 --> 00:23:25,548 All I can ask, sir, if something pops to mind. 391 00:23:25,881 --> 00:23:26,916 We're moving offices, 392 00:23:26,949 --> 00:23:28,551 so I wrote the new number on the back. 393 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:30,452 "Chief." 394 00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:33,689 Ignore that. We're doing some restructuring. 395 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,859 They always find a way to screw you, don't they? 396 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,529 They try. 397 00:24:08,591 --> 00:24:09,592 Jeez! 398 00:24:13,729 --> 00:24:15,464 Hey, Ray. 399 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:18,568 Yeah. I'm just running out for a home inspection. 400 00:24:18,601 --> 00:24:19,702 Yeah? 401 00:24:19,735 --> 00:24:21,036 Let's table that for now. 402 00:24:21,737 --> 00:24:22,838 Yeah? 403 00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:40,890 Have a seat, Ray. 404 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:45,761 -(DOOR CLOSES) -I, uh... 405 00:24:45,795 --> 00:24:47,663 You know the Deputy Director. 406 00:24:47,697 --> 00:24:48,898 Yes, sir. 407 00:24:49,699 --> 00:24:51,533 How are you today, sir? 408 00:24:58,974 --> 00:25:00,810 It's a problem, Ray. 409 00:25:07,883 --> 00:25:09,018 I, uh... 410 00:25:09,051 --> 00:25:11,053 SCOTTY: Can't have this, Ray. 411 00:25:11,086 --> 00:25:13,956 Intermingling with the clientele? 412 00:25:13,989 --> 00:25:15,791 You swore an oath. 413 00:25:15,825 --> 00:25:16,926 Well, to be fair, sir... 414 00:25:17,627 --> 00:25:20,730 Not a literal oath, I'll give you that, but implied. 415 00:25:21,664 --> 00:25:23,599 For Pete's sake, it's right there in the handbook. 416 00:25:23,633 --> 00:25:25,567 Don't bang the cattle. 417 00:25:26,602 --> 00:25:28,804 First off, there's probably broken glass down there. 418 00:25:28,838 --> 00:25:29,905 Second... 419 00:25:29,939 --> 00:25:31,641 Second, it's against the damn law. 420 00:25:31,674 --> 00:25:33,976 Which... (SIGHS) I've got to give it to you. 421 00:25:34,009 --> 00:25:37,046 The Swango skank, you could fry bacon on, but... 422 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:39,081 -Now, that's... -I'm saying she's hot. 423 00:25:39,114 --> 00:25:40,883 -No, I... -That's not the point. 424 00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:42,084 That's right. That's not the... 425 00:25:42,117 --> 00:25:43,585 Son, 426 00:25:45,087 --> 00:25:46,822 read my lips. 427 00:25:47,122 --> 00:25:49,558 You're in a shit storm, 428 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,927 and we're the ones holding out the umbrella. 429 00:25:51,961 --> 00:25:53,028 You gonna take it? 430 00:25:55,130 --> 00:25:57,099 Well, that's... What is that... 431 00:25:57,132 --> 00:25:59,068 DEPUTY DIRECTOR: I'm saying that if you tell us 432 00:25:59,101 --> 00:26:00,736 that it was a one-time thing, 433 00:26:00,770 --> 00:26:03,806 that you lost your mind for a moment, 434 00:26:03,839 --> 00:26:06,608 then we can go to suspension. 435 00:26:06,642 --> 00:26:07,643 Hmm? Huh? 436 00:26:08,143 --> 00:26:09,712 Slap you on the wrist, 437 00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:11,981 or maybe on the dingus would be better. 438 00:26:19,722 --> 00:26:20,723 I love her. 439 00:26:21,724 --> 00:26:22,725 Son. 440 00:26:22,992 --> 00:26:24,059 (SIGHS) That's wrong. 441 00:26:24,994 --> 00:26:26,829 That's not the way to go here, Ray. 442 00:26:26,862 --> 00:26:28,630 And you know what? 443 00:26:28,664 --> 00:26:29,865 She loves me. 444 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:32,634 Look at her. 445 00:26:33,803 --> 00:26:36,071 A girl like that, and she loves me. 446 00:26:38,173 --> 00:26:39,641 We're getting married. 447 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,177 We got plans, big plans. 448 00:26:45,815 --> 00:26:46,916 Not if we revoke her. 449 00:26:49,151 --> 00:26:50,619 Now, hold on just a... 450 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:51,721 DEPUTY DIRECTOR: Consequences, Mr. Stussy. 451 00:26:52,221 --> 00:26:53,923 That's the way the cookie crumbles. 452 00:26:54,724 --> 00:26:56,058 Maybe a few months at Stillwater 453 00:26:56,091 --> 00:26:57,192 will straighten her out. 454 00:26:57,226 --> 00:26:59,161 SCOTTY: These rules aren't just for you, Ray. 455 00:27:00,029 --> 00:27:01,663 What if she's manipulating you, 456 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,900 using her poontang to hoodwink and bamboozle? 457 00:27:05,735 --> 00:27:07,102 DEPUTY DIRECTOR: See, that's what they do, son. 458 00:27:07,837 --> 00:27:09,238 -I thought you knew that. -Look. 459 00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:12,708 Punish me. That's fine, but don't... 460 00:27:13,776 --> 00:27:15,677 If there's any fealty whatsoever... 461 00:27:16,211 --> 00:27:18,080 She's not a recidivist. 462 00:27:18,113 --> 00:27:19,782 We're not talking a common criminal here. 463 00:27:20,215 --> 00:27:22,084 Whatever problems there were for her 464 00:27:22,117 --> 00:27:24,019 are in the past. 465 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:25,687 We... (SIGHS) 466 00:27:26,055 --> 00:27:27,723 We've got plans, like I said. 467 00:27:27,757 --> 00:27:30,025 Won bronze in the Wildcat regionals. 468 00:27:30,059 --> 00:27:32,828 And there's a sponsor, Lurdsman. 469 00:27:32,862 --> 00:27:34,997 (STAMMERS) He's a... Kitchen supplies or... 470 00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:37,066 He's gonna sponsor our run. 471 00:27:37,099 --> 00:27:38,700 Bridge, we play. 472 00:27:40,803 --> 00:27:42,204 For the love of God, 473 00:27:44,139 --> 00:27:45,808 you can't send her back. 474 00:27:51,046 --> 00:27:52,247 (SIGHS) 475 00:27:56,218 --> 00:27:58,087 You've got 10 minutes to clean out your desk. 476 00:27:59,154 --> 00:28:00,722 Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 477 00:28:02,257 --> 00:28:03,859 And you're gonna sign a paper saying 478 00:28:03,893 --> 00:28:05,895 that you're not gonna sue us for wrongful termination 479 00:28:06,061 --> 00:28:08,697 or whatever half-cocked scheme comes into your head 480 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:09,932 once the shock wears off. 481 00:28:09,965 --> 00:28:11,033 You got my word. 482 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:14,069 We had your word, for all the good it did us. 483 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:16,105 (OBOE PLAYING) 484 00:28:27,182 --> 00:28:29,852 (BASSOON PLAYING) 485 00:28:44,133 --> 00:28:45,334 (ENGINE STARTS) 486 00:28:46,836 --> 00:28:48,170 (REVS ENGINE) 487 00:28:56,311 --> 00:28:57,779 (SIGHS) 488 00:29:21,336 --> 00:29:23,338 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 489 00:29:23,372 --> 00:29:25,174 RECEPTIONIST: Good evening. Stussy Lots. 490 00:29:27,309 --> 00:29:28,310 Oh, yeah? 491 00:29:29,845 --> 00:29:30,846 Yeah. 492 00:29:33,048 --> 00:29:35,184 Be sure to tell him in the morning. 493 00:29:37,853 --> 00:29:39,188 You have a good night yourself. 494 00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:44,994 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 495 00:29:48,097 --> 00:29:49,098 RECEPTIONIST: Sy. 496 00:29:50,065 --> 00:29:51,400 Law enforcement's here. 497 00:29:54,003 --> 00:29:55,004 That's, uh... 498 00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:57,039 Nobody asked for that. 499 00:29:57,072 --> 00:29:59,174 Sir, I'm Officer Lopez, Saint Cloud Metro. 500 00:29:59,208 --> 00:30:01,110 Is there a place we could talk in private? 501 00:30:02,277 --> 00:30:04,880 That's... (STAMMERS) I didn't call the police. 502 00:30:05,214 --> 00:30:06,315 No, sir. It's... 503 00:30:06,348 --> 00:30:08,817 I'm investigating an automotive flapper 504 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:10,152 in the driver of a Humvee 505 00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:12,254 registered to this Stussy Lots. 506 00:30:12,287 --> 00:30:13,822 Did vehicular damage to... 507 00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:15,057 Fine. Fine. 508 00:30:15,090 --> 00:30:17,226 Let's... (CLICKS TONGUE) Not here. 509 00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:39,381 I just want to say upfront, this is a total waste of time. 510 00:30:39,414 --> 00:30:40,849 Uh, yes, sir. 511 00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:42,384 And I've already talked to the one complainant, 512 00:30:42,417 --> 00:30:44,886 and he's not interested in pressing charges. 513 00:30:45,254 --> 00:30:46,388 See? 514 00:30:47,122 --> 00:30:49,358 To wit, one Raymond Stussy works 515 00:30:49,391 --> 00:30:51,893 for the parole board, and I have to ask, 516 00:30:52,127 --> 00:30:54,263 any relation to the Stussy on the marquee? 517 00:31:00,936 --> 00:31:03,138 That's fine. I can check that. It's just that, um... 518 00:31:03,172 --> 00:31:05,407 I ran the registration on the offending vehicle 519 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,976 and saw that the Humvee in question 520 00:31:07,009 --> 00:31:08,944 was registered to your parking lot concern. 521 00:31:08,978 --> 00:31:11,046 But it's unspecified in the paperwork 522 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,048 as to who here is actually driving it. 523 00:31:13,082 --> 00:31:15,250 Well, that's... I'd have to look. 524 00:31:15,284 --> 00:31:16,418 That'd be great. 525 00:31:19,421 --> 00:31:20,422 You mean now? 526 00:31:21,490 --> 00:31:23,325 If it's not too much trouble. 527 00:31:23,358 --> 00:31:24,459 (SY SIGHS) 528 00:31:24,493 --> 00:31:27,229 I mean, it's after hours. People are out. 529 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:29,999 Just leave me your number. 530 00:31:30,032 --> 00:31:32,334 The girl in HR can run it through in the morning. 531 00:31:32,367 --> 00:31:33,502 What's her name? 532 00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:40,175 I'm sorry. I'm confused. You said... 533 00:31:40,209 --> 00:31:42,011 What I heard was 534 00:31:42,044 --> 00:31:44,479 the offended party wasn't interested in charges. 535 00:31:44,513 --> 00:31:46,081 Right. 536 00:31:46,115 --> 00:31:47,149 Yeah, that's complainant one. 537 00:31:47,182 --> 00:31:49,351 Complainant two, the waitress I mentioned, 538 00:31:49,384 --> 00:31:51,286 she got hit on the way out of the lot. 539 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,455 She is hopping mad. 540 00:31:53,488 --> 00:31:55,190 Just paid her wagon off, apparently. 541 00:31:56,191 --> 00:31:59,361 That sounds like an insurance matter. 542 00:31:59,394 --> 00:32:01,363 Yes, sir, except the driver in question 543 00:32:01,396 --> 00:32:03,098 left the scene of the accident at speed, 544 00:32:03,132 --> 00:32:04,399 and that's police. 545 00:32:10,505 --> 00:32:11,973 Well, like I said, 546 00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:15,210 am I talking to myself here, or... 547 00:32:16,411 --> 00:32:17,946 Soon as the girl's in tomorrow, 548 00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:19,148 I'll have her call up that info, 549 00:32:19,181 --> 00:32:20,982 and we'll get it over to you. 550 00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:23,985 (CLEARS THROAT) 551 00:32:24,019 --> 00:32:26,221 Okay, sir. Well, I sure do appreciate your time. 552 00:32:41,503 --> 00:32:43,172 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 553 00:33:20,442 --> 00:33:22,377 Not sure what's keeping Ray. 554 00:33:23,578 --> 00:33:26,248 He's super reliable normally. 555 00:33:26,281 --> 00:33:27,416 You'll see. 556 00:33:27,449 --> 00:33:28,583 A rock, really. 557 00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:31,386 It's kind of his bellwether. 558 00:33:39,294 --> 00:33:40,295 I'll... 559 00:33:41,163 --> 00:33:42,297 Let me call him again. 560 00:33:54,409 --> 00:33:56,611 (FRENCH HORNS PLAYING) 561 00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:02,751 (DOORBELL RINGING) 562 00:34:10,325 --> 00:34:13,328 I feel that maybe we started poorly. 563 00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:16,331 Jesus, it's dinnertime. 564 00:34:17,432 --> 00:34:19,201 Schweinekoteletts. 565 00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:21,102 Pork chops. 566 00:34:21,536 --> 00:34:22,571 With applesauce, but... 567 00:34:22,604 --> 00:34:25,407 Marvelous. We'll talk as we eat. 568 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,642 Now, that's not... Just a... Goddamn! 569 00:34:29,311 --> 00:34:30,579 A step too far is what this is. 570 00:34:30,612 --> 00:34:32,281 Coming to my home. 571 00:34:32,314 --> 00:34:34,316 Why do I feel that you're not happy we met 572 00:34:34,349 --> 00:34:37,619 when all I want to do is make you rich? 573 00:34:37,652 --> 00:34:40,289 Look around. I'm already rich. 574 00:34:41,623 --> 00:34:42,657 No, you're not. 575 00:34:46,195 --> 00:34:48,129 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 576 00:34:48,530 --> 00:34:51,132 STELLA: I wish you'd let us sit at the real table. 577 00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:53,502 In the dining room. 578 00:34:53,535 --> 00:34:55,270 I'll let you into a secret, madam. 579 00:34:55,304 --> 00:34:57,206 I was a housemaid's boy, 580 00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,442 and I ate three meals a day in a kitchen below ground, 581 00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:03,111 so you're making me feel right at home. 582 00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:04,145 (STELLA CHUCKLES) 583 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,382 Mmm. 584 00:35:07,649 --> 00:35:10,285 And how are you this evening, young lady? 585 00:35:10,319 --> 00:35:11,353 (MUMBLES) 586 00:35:11,386 --> 00:35:14,256 STELLA: That's Mama, the matriarch. 587 00:35:14,656 --> 00:35:18,593 But she doesn't talk, not since the stroke. 588 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,395 That's a shame. 589 00:35:20,429 --> 00:35:22,531 I bet she had a lovely speaking voice. 590 00:35:24,566 --> 00:35:26,501 I wish you'd told me about company. 591 00:35:26,535 --> 00:35:28,503 Ah! That's my fault. 592 00:35:28,537 --> 00:35:31,573 I do have a tendency to drop in unannounced, 593 00:35:31,606 --> 00:35:33,242 but, you see, the thing is, 594 00:35:33,275 --> 00:35:35,677 Emmit and I have such amazing opportunities 595 00:35:35,710 --> 00:35:37,412 ahead of us that... 596 00:35:37,446 --> 00:35:40,382 Well, you know what they say about time being money. 597 00:35:40,415 --> 00:35:41,683 -STELLA: Really? -Mmm. 598 00:35:41,716 --> 00:35:43,585 I don't want to talk business in front of them. 599 00:35:43,618 --> 00:35:45,554 Emmit, don't be rude. 600 00:35:47,422 --> 00:35:50,359 I don't mean to gossip, 601 00:35:51,526 --> 00:35:53,428 but, um, are you English by any chance? 602 00:35:53,462 --> 00:35:54,563 What gave it away? 603 00:35:54,596 --> 00:35:56,531 (BOTH LAUGHING) 604 00:35:58,433 --> 00:36:02,604 No, I like to think of myself as a citizen of the world. 605 00:36:03,405 --> 00:36:07,309 London, Manila, Johannesburg, Tokyo, Rome. 606 00:36:07,642 --> 00:36:09,177 You've been to all those places? 607 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,579 VARGA: Hmm. And more. 608 00:36:10,612 --> 00:36:12,614 In fact, that's what I want to talk to your husband about. 609 00:36:12,647 --> 00:36:14,616 About broadening our partnership, 610 00:36:14,649 --> 00:36:18,687 or a broad in it, if you'll pardon the pun. 611 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:21,189 -(VARGA CHUCKLES) -Partnership? 612 00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:22,291 He's exaggerating. 613 00:36:22,324 --> 00:36:25,394 We have some dealings more in the realm of finance. 614 00:36:25,427 --> 00:36:26,461 Yeah. 615 00:36:26,495 --> 00:36:27,529 Maybe he's right. 616 00:36:27,562 --> 00:36:30,198 We shouldn't be broadcasting our intentions. 617 00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:31,700 It's just that your husband, madam, 618 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:33,368 is a consummate businessman. 619 00:36:33,402 --> 00:36:35,670 He's a true professional. 620 00:36:36,405 --> 00:36:39,574 I learn something from him every day anew. 621 00:36:40,742 --> 00:36:41,743 In fact, 622 00:36:43,578 --> 00:36:48,617 I brought those contracts you asked me to draw up, 623 00:36:48,650 --> 00:36:51,353 if you'd like to review them. 624 00:36:53,622 --> 00:36:56,591 And now might I be so forward, madam, 625 00:36:56,625 --> 00:37:00,695 as to ask for the location of your WC. 626 00:37:02,797 --> 00:37:04,232 Our what? 627 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:05,400 He means the crapper. 628 00:37:05,434 --> 00:37:06,735 Emmit. 629 00:37:06,768 --> 00:37:09,338 It's just down the hall on your right-hand side. 630 00:37:09,371 --> 00:37:10,472 Right. 631 00:37:16,545 --> 00:37:17,612 What? 632 00:37:27,389 --> 00:37:28,823 (VARGA VOMITING) 633 00:37:41,670 --> 00:37:44,406 I'm not making you a partner in my company. 634 00:37:44,839 --> 00:37:46,808 You just blew in on the wind Thursday. 635 00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:51,346 I'm calling Sy. 636 00:37:52,414 --> 00:37:55,650 VARGA: Ah. And here's me thinking you were the boss. 637 00:38:06,495 --> 00:38:08,463 In the favelas of Brazil, 638 00:38:08,497 --> 00:38:11,866 there are six-year-olds with Glocks. 639 00:38:13,435 --> 00:38:16,838 They roam in packs, stealing whatever they can find. 640 00:38:17,739 --> 00:38:19,474 Mexican lowlifes 641 00:38:19,508 --> 00:38:21,810 stream into this country like wolves, 642 00:38:21,843 --> 00:38:24,579 eyeing our women and children. 643 00:38:25,847 --> 00:38:29,651 In the Congo, a family of six live on 10 cents a day. 644 00:38:29,684 --> 00:38:31,686 You turn on the TV, what do you see? 645 00:38:32,887 --> 00:38:34,789 Boat people. 646 00:38:35,857 --> 00:38:37,926 Mass migration. 647 00:38:39,861 --> 00:38:42,731 You're living in the age of the refugee, my friend. 648 00:38:43,432 --> 00:38:45,867 Look, if you won't take back your money, 649 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,702 well, I can't make you! 650 00:38:49,738 --> 00:38:50,905 You see it, don't you? 651 00:38:52,707 --> 00:38:56,778 Millions of people bought houses they couldn't afford, 652 00:38:56,811 --> 00:38:59,714 and now they're living on the streets. 653 00:39:00,749 --> 00:39:03,452 85% of the world's wealth 654 00:39:03,485 --> 00:39:06,555 is controlled by 1% of the population. 655 00:39:06,588 --> 00:39:07,856 What do you think is gonna happen 656 00:39:07,889 --> 00:39:09,691 when those people wake up 657 00:39:09,724 --> 00:39:12,561 and realize you've got all their money? 658 00:39:12,594 --> 00:39:15,730 Hey! I just charge for parking! 659 00:39:15,764 --> 00:39:17,365 Oh, you think they're gonna ask questions 660 00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:20,635 when they come with their pitchforks and their torches? 661 00:39:20,935 --> 00:39:22,504 You live in a mansion. 662 00:39:22,937 --> 00:39:25,640 You drive a $90,000 car. 663 00:39:25,674 --> 00:39:27,809 It's a lease through the company. 664 00:39:27,842 --> 00:39:28,977 Look at me. 665 00:39:31,646 --> 00:39:32,781 Look at me. 666 00:39:33,982 --> 00:39:36,417 This is a $200 suit. 667 00:39:36,451 --> 00:39:39,688 I wear a second-hand tie. I fly coach. 668 00:39:40,689 --> 00:39:42,624 Not because I can't afford first, 669 00:39:42,657 --> 00:39:44,425 because I'm smart. 670 00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:48,863 So look at you, and look at me, 671 00:39:49,931 --> 00:39:51,666 and tell me who's the richer. 672 00:39:53,001 --> 00:39:55,804 I feel like this is a trick question. 673 00:39:56,805 --> 00:39:59,508 There's an accounting coming, Mr. Stussy, 674 00:39:59,841 --> 00:40:02,911 and you know I'm right. Mongol hordes descending. 675 00:40:02,944 --> 00:40:05,013 Now what are you doing to insulate yourself 676 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,448 and your family? 677 00:40:08,883 --> 00:40:10,519 You think you're rich. 678 00:40:10,952 --> 00:40:13,955 You've no idea what "rich" means. 679 00:40:18,727 --> 00:40:21,596 "Rich" is a fleet of private planes 680 00:40:21,630 --> 00:40:24,432 filled with decoys to mask your scent. 681 00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:27,736 It's a banker in Wyoming and another in Gstaad. 682 00:40:27,969 --> 00:40:32,641 So that's action item one, the accumulation of wealth, 683 00:40:32,674 --> 00:40:34,743 and I mean wealth, not money. 684 00:40:35,744 --> 00:40:37,579 What's action item number two? 685 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,517 To use that wealth to become invisible. 686 00:40:43,718 --> 00:40:44,986 (SNIFFS) 687 00:40:46,855 --> 00:40:49,658 Why does it smell like an unflushed toilet in here? 688 00:40:50,058 --> 00:40:52,727 Oh, we had a... There was an incident. 689 00:40:56,698 --> 00:40:57,899 Is this where you hung it? 690 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,001 What? 691 00:41:00,902 --> 00:41:02,571 The stamp. 692 00:41:03,905 --> 00:41:07,842 The famed Two-Penny Red U.S. misprint. 693 00:41:07,876 --> 00:41:10,879 If I'm not mistaken, the "2" was the wrong way around. 694 00:41:11,079 --> 00:41:12,847 (STAMMERS) How do you... 695 00:41:12,881 --> 00:41:15,016 It's all very Old Testament, really, 696 00:41:15,049 --> 00:41:17,518 this feud between you and Raymond. 697 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:20,521 Do you know there are 25 chapters 698 00:41:20,555 --> 00:41:21,823 in the book of Genesis 699 00:41:21,856 --> 00:41:24,525 that refer to the feuds of brothers? 700 00:41:25,927 --> 00:41:28,496 Cain and Abel, most famously, 701 00:41:28,529 --> 00:41:30,599 but Joseph was betrayed by his brothers 702 00:41:30,632 --> 00:41:32,601 and sold into slavery. 703 00:41:35,536 --> 00:41:37,772 Not to forget the sons of Isaac. 704 00:41:39,107 --> 00:41:41,943 "And my brother Esau was a hairy man, 705 00:41:41,976 --> 00:41:44,646 "but I am a smooth man." 706 00:41:46,781 --> 00:41:48,049 Then not another peep. 707 00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:51,686 Corinthians, Leviticus. 708 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,622 You'd think all the brothers of history 709 00:41:53,655 --> 00:41:54,789 had worked things out, 710 00:41:54,823 --> 00:41:57,592 but, of course, we both know that's not true. 711 00:41:58,827 --> 00:42:00,895 Now, just wait a minute, pal. 712 00:42:01,562 --> 00:42:03,097 I don't know what you're or how you... 713 00:42:03,131 --> 00:42:06,635 But private matters between me and my... 714 00:42:06,668 --> 00:42:08,569 I hear things. 715 00:42:10,004 --> 00:42:11,906 I hear them because I listen. 716 00:42:12,941 --> 00:42:14,743 I see them because I watch. 717 00:42:16,845 --> 00:42:18,613 Emails. 718 00:42:19,814 --> 00:42:21,082 Phone calls. 719 00:42:21,115 --> 00:42:22,617 SY: He came. EMMIT: Who? 720 00:42:22,851 --> 00:42:23,918 SY: Well, now, the fella from the... 721 00:42:23,952 --> 00:42:25,053 EMMIT: Ermentraub? 722 00:42:25,086 --> 00:42:26,755 SY: No. Different fella. 723 00:42:26,921 --> 00:42:29,090 Don't wanna say too much on the phone. 724 00:42:29,123 --> 00:42:31,025 Just... You better come down here. 725 00:42:35,129 --> 00:42:38,700 You can never be too careful. That's my motto. 726 00:42:39,668 --> 00:42:43,604 You see, I've got great plans for us, Emmit. 727 00:42:45,774 --> 00:42:47,108 Can't you just take the money back? 728 00:42:47,141 --> 00:42:49,010 No. No, my friend, I'm sorry. 729 00:42:49,043 --> 00:42:51,012 You're in the pan, and you know 730 00:42:51,045 --> 00:42:52,947 where you go when you leave the pan. 731 00:42:53,147 --> 00:42:54,749 -The... -The frying pan. 732 00:42:54,783 --> 00:42:56,718 You know where you go when you leave. 733 00:42:58,052 --> 00:42:59,620 -Into the fire. -Yeah. 734 00:43:01,189 --> 00:43:02,724 They're coming. 735 00:43:03,057 --> 00:43:06,060 Pitchfork peasants with murder in their eyes, 736 00:43:07,061 --> 00:43:09,964 and me, your guardian angel, 737 00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:12,867 which is why I went to the Minnesota 738 00:43:12,901 --> 00:43:14,836 National Trust this morning, 739 00:43:14,869 --> 00:43:16,871 and they have agreed to increase 740 00:43:16,905 --> 00:43:20,174 your line of credit by $25 million. 741 00:43:22,711 --> 00:43:23,778 How? 742 00:43:23,812 --> 00:43:26,180 By acting as your agent, your partner. 743 00:43:27,648 --> 00:43:31,720 So, (SIGHS) here's some of the papers you need to sign. 744 00:43:32,086 --> 00:43:33,955 I've studied your books, 745 00:43:33,988 --> 00:43:35,724 and, uh, you're not just 746 00:43:35,757 --> 00:43:37,658 in the parking lot business anymore. 747 00:43:38,159 --> 00:43:39,660 What business am I in? 748 00:43:39,894 --> 00:43:41,696 The billionaire business. 749 00:43:50,171 --> 00:43:52,173 But first you need to tell me, uh, 750 00:43:53,775 --> 00:43:55,777 is your brother going to be a problem? 751 00:43:56,911 --> 00:44:00,014 Ray? No, he... 752 00:44:00,782 --> 00:44:03,017 It's just a dumb rivalry. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 753 00:44:05,186 --> 00:44:06,220 And the girl? 754 00:44:08,222 --> 00:44:09,791 I don't... 755 00:44:10,224 --> 00:44:12,226 I mean, he's, 756 00:44:13,061 --> 00:44:14,763 honestly, 757 00:44:14,796 --> 00:44:15,930 (INHALES DEEPLY) 758 00:44:17,031 --> 00:44:18,099 a loser. 759 00:44:18,933 --> 00:44:21,803 So what else could she be? 760 00:44:32,947 --> 00:44:34,749 MALE NARRATOR: Just then Grandfather came out. 761 00:44:37,819 --> 00:44:40,288 He was angry because Peter had gone into the meadow. 762 00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:43,858 It's a dangerous place. 763 00:44:43,892 --> 00:44:45,693 If a wolf should come out of the forest, 764 00:44:45,726 --> 00:44:46,895 then what would you do? 765 00:44:50,765 --> 00:44:53,935 (CLASSICAL MUSIC FROM PETER AND THE WOLF PLAYING) 766 00:45:15,323 --> 00:45:18,759 But Peter paid no attention to his grandfather's words. 767 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,996 Boys like Peter aren't afraid of wolves. 768 00:45:22,330 --> 00:45:24,132 -Mom. -Huh? 769 00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:27,268 I said it's time for bed. 770 00:45:28,136 --> 00:45:30,771 Well, go on and get your teeth brushed. 771 00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:52,126 (GLORIA GRUNTS) 772 00:45:53,294 --> 00:45:54,896 I'm right in the next room. 773 00:45:55,129 --> 00:45:57,798 Mom, I'm not a baby. 774 00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:00,234 You're my baby. 775 00:46:01,970 --> 00:46:03,905 (CAR APPROACHING) 776 00:46:07,909 --> 00:46:09,143 Hold that thought. 777 00:46:15,816 --> 00:46:17,085 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 778 00:46:24,993 --> 00:46:26,360 (SIGHS IN ANNOYANCE) 779 00:46:33,234 --> 00:46:34,802 WINNIE: Hi-ho. 780 00:46:34,835 --> 00:46:36,237 Little off the beaten path, aren't you? 781 00:46:36,270 --> 00:46:38,973 I went by the station, they said... 782 00:46:39,007 --> 00:46:40,308 Fudge, you were turning in. 783 00:46:40,341 --> 00:46:42,310 That's okay. You want some tea? 784 00:46:42,343 --> 00:46:44,278 Yeah, sounds good. 785 00:46:47,081 --> 00:46:48,282 (WINNIE SIGHS) 786 00:46:50,018 --> 00:46:54,155 So remember I was telling you about my hit-and-run? 787 00:46:54,188 --> 00:46:55,856 A Humvee in a restaurant parking lot, 788 00:46:55,890 --> 00:46:57,825 -two other vehicles involved. -Hmm. 789 00:46:57,858 --> 00:47:00,061 So I run the plate number on the Hummer, 790 00:47:00,094 --> 00:47:01,896 and it's registered to a corporation 791 00:47:01,930 --> 00:47:03,431 in Saint Cloud, a company car. 792 00:47:04,032 --> 00:47:05,967 Seems like you're crossing all the T's. 793 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,401 Not sure how it's... 794 00:47:07,435 --> 00:47:09,203 Well, okay, then. 795 00:47:09,237 --> 00:47:12,040 So, after I see you in the commode, 796 00:47:12,073 --> 00:47:14,408 I go see this fellow that works there, 797 00:47:14,442 --> 00:47:15,977 and something strikes me odd. 798 00:47:16,210 --> 00:47:17,345 The name. 799 00:47:17,378 --> 00:47:20,181 See, it turns out that one of the victims 800 00:47:20,214 --> 00:47:21,449 has the same last name 801 00:47:22,116 --> 00:47:23,351 as the fellow that owns the company 802 00:47:23,384 --> 00:47:24,418 that leased the car. 803 00:47:25,219 --> 00:47:28,022 So I looked it up, and, get this, 804 00:47:28,056 --> 00:47:30,891 they're brothers, which... 805 00:47:31,392 --> 00:47:33,027 Then I remembered that 806 00:47:33,061 --> 00:47:34,228 you were at the Parole Board about a murder, 807 00:47:34,262 --> 00:47:35,363 and so I looked it up. 808 00:47:35,396 --> 00:47:36,965 I mean, Eden Valley's had one death 809 00:47:36,998 --> 00:47:38,232 by foul play in 16 months. 810 00:47:38,266 --> 00:47:40,201 And the victim's name is... 811 00:47:40,234 --> 00:47:41,435 Ennis Stussy. 812 00:47:42,971 --> 00:47:44,238 (STAMMERS) With the same as... 813 00:47:44,272 --> 00:47:46,107 My suspect's parole officer. 814 00:47:46,140 --> 00:47:47,408 And his brother, 815 00:47:47,976 --> 00:47:50,411 who owns the company that leased the Humvee, 816 00:47:50,444 --> 00:47:54,115 and who lives, get this, 817 00:47:54,148 --> 00:47:55,316 in Eden Prairie. 818 00:47:56,017 --> 00:47:57,485 (KETTLE WHISTLING) 819 00:48:00,254 --> 00:48:02,423 (FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 820 00:49:20,534 --> 00:49:23,437 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)