1 00:00:02,802 --> 00:00:04,671 (logo whooshing) (bright music) 2 00:00:04,704 --> 00:00:06,606 - [Announcer] Previously on "Southern Charm." 3 00:00:06,639 --> 00:00:07,540 (air whooshing) 4 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:09,109 - There you go. 5 00:00:09,142 --> 00:00:10,110 - I do wanna spend some more time up there. 6 00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:11,177 (air whooshing) 7 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:12,245 - [Narrator] While Shep and Taylor 8 00:00:12,278 --> 00:00:13,313 had moved on from each other, 9 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:16,383 Pat decided to play matchmaker. 10 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,451 - Hey, Molly. (upbeat music) 11 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:19,452 How coincidental. 12 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:23,123 * She'll swing this game, don't you know * 13 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:24,557 - Oh my. 14 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:26,626 - [Narrator] But when we all sat down for Easter dinner, 15 00:00:26,659 --> 00:00:29,129 Whitney's big mouth killed that plan. 16 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:30,597 - That's the last thing you need. 17 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,699 - Whitney. (suspenseful music) 18 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:37,637 * Now everyone's whispering, whispering * 19 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:38,705 (club whooshing) 20 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:39,673 - Did you just miss? - Careful. 21 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,374 - [Narrator] Meanwhile, just when it seemed 22 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:43,243 that JT was back in the fold. 23 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:46,513 - Miss Patricia just was like not taking this cane. 24 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:49,582 Brett asked me if Madison and I hooked up in Jamaica. 25 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:52,152 Leva said Austen had a relationship with another girl. 26 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:54,688 And I'm like, "Yo, don't cheat on your girlfriend." 27 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:55,889 - [Craig] This is bananas. 28 00:00:55,922 --> 00:01:00,126 - [Narrator] His antics turned Craig into the town scold. 29 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,629 - He called you a bitch. (dramatic music) 30 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:04,297 - Honestly, I didn't hear it. 31 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:06,266 (tone beeping) 32 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:08,702 And he thinks, Brett thinks that you and JT 33 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,570 slept together in Jamaica. 34 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:12,505 - He will be the bitch when I'm done with him. 35 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:14,374 - Let's tag team him. - Yeah. 36 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:17,911 * You mess around with the Queen Bee believe me * 37 00:01:17,944 --> 00:01:20,447 * Mm-Hm 38 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,116 (upbeat music) 39 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:27,587 - Look at these, Charles. They're so wrinkled. 40 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:30,457 (steamer hissing) 41 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,492 Oh, maybe not. 42 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,261 Oh, much better. 43 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:38,598 - Do you have a leaf blower? - I do, believe it or not. 44 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:41,935 - Well, we're gonna leaf blow. - A real man does yard work. 45 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:43,703 It's kind of hot. - Not really, baby. 46 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,505 (Taylor laughing) 47 00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:47,707 (blower whirring) 48 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,709 (upbeat music continues) 49 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:53,346 (resident panting and grunting) 50 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:55,615 - I sound like a dying pig. 51 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:00,620 - Damn, 205. (upbeat music) 52 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:02,689 Take a little insulina. 53 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:05,191 (cap pops) 54 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:07,594 Ow. 55 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,496 Live another day. 56 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:10,430 See. 57 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:14,267 (JT grunting) 58 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:20,273 Hey, I am sorry for being an ignorant male. 59 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:21,708 No. (curious music) 60 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:23,510 Let's start with all caps. 61 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:25,178 So, no, is that offensive? 62 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:28,715 Don't overthink it. 63 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:33,353 Dear Miss Patricia. 64 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:35,188 God, that handwriting's awful. 65 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:40,326 I think that my mom is pretty much always right. 66 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,263 - You should never hand any lady a cane. 67 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,398 You can always write apology letters. 68 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:49,235 - So if Bunny says, "You (beep) up, write the letter." 69 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:50,236 I write a letter. 70 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:56,209 Please accept this apology 71 00:02:57,043 --> 00:03:02,215 for my lack of respect 72 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,018 at the Carolina Cup. 73 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:07,754 That's a big deal to pen a letter. 74 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:11,491 Like to put it in an envelope, write it. 75 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,827 My intent 76 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,629 was meant... 77 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,467 My intent, my intent was meant. 78 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,835 My intent was meant. 79 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:22,669 It doesn't make sense. 80 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,471 Oh gosh, I can't cross it out now. 81 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:25,505 I can't start over. 82 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,609 Cursive, like this is 20 years. 83 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:31,745 It's like this now or like this. (whistling) 84 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:32,712 You know? 85 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:37,650 My intent was meant as a sign of inclusion. 86 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,055 Oh, god, this is.... 87 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:44,290 And solidarity. 88 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:48,628 I don't even think she can read that word. 89 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:50,864 I'm struggling to remember how to write, 90 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,867 which tells me, listen to your mom. 91 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:58,438 But admittedly, admittedly, is that two... 92 00:03:58,471 --> 00:04:01,341 Hey Siri, how do I spell admittedly? 93 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,511 Admit, two Ts. 94 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:06,846 Good thing I checked. (soft music) 95 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,717 But admittedly I most certainly 96 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:14,788 missed the mark. 97 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:17,590 I apologize for that. 98 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,359 With warm regards. 99 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:20,527 With warm regards. 100 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:21,895 JT. 101 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,869 (JT grunting) 102 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,372 (JT sighing) 103 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:34,908 (upbeat music) 104 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:42,849 - [Madison] Hello, baby. 105 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:43,850 Okay, what are we doing today? 106 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:45,518 - Ice water. 107 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:47,887 I'm waiting on my friend, but chips and salsa 108 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:50,523 with a little cheese, and can he get chicken? 109 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:51,624 - Okay. Gotcha. 110 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:54,861 - Chicken's on the way, bud. Don't gimme that Look. 111 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:56,363 (dog whining) 112 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:58,398 (upbeat music) 113 00:04:58,431 --> 00:04:59,799 - [Madison] You wanna give him the chicken? 114 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,702 - Thank you so much. Craig. - Well, you're welcome. 115 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:06,806 - Hey. No biting the hand that feeds you, buddy. 116 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:07,841 Oh. - What's up? 117 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:09,542 Hey, Craig. 118 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:10,844 Hey, bud? - What's up? 119 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:13,413 - [Austen] How we doing? What's up, man? 120 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:14,948 Good to see ya. 121 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:15,849 - Thank you. - Here we go. 122 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:16,816 You're welcome. 123 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,918 - I'm gonna get the Baja Bowl. 124 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:20,687 - Just gonna do three tacos. 125 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,755 - All right. - Yeah. 126 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:22,889 - What's your name? - Y'all need anything else? 127 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:23,857 Madison. - Madison. 128 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:25,692 - Okay. - Hi, Madison. 129 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:27,160 - There's a history with a Madison in it. 130 00:05:27,193 --> 00:05:28,695 - Oh, I'm sorry. - They're fine now. 131 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:29,929 - It's fine. It's fine. - It's okay. 132 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,631 They almost killed each other, 133 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:31,865 but this is fine. - We almost killed each other. 134 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:34,868 No, man, there used to be a time 135 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:37,570 when that name like triggered me. 136 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:38,605 - Yeah. 137 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:39,939 - Madison. - Bull (beep). 138 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:40,907 - Madison. 139 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:42,008 Madison. 140 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:42,976 Madison. 141 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,711 Madison. 142 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:45,578 (air whooshing) 143 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:46,646 That is no way to live. 144 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,881 - [Shep] Yeah. I gotcha. 145 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,916 - Sometimes I just like think about the joy 146 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:51,451 and the peace that Audrey brings me, 147 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:52,819 which I've never had before. 148 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,921 You have big brown eyes, like a little baby deer. 149 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:55,989 - A deer? 150 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,490 - Searching for the nearest thing, 151 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,526 like espresso martini. 152 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:00,960 (air whooshing) 153 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,595 What's going on with you, you know, with you and Sienna? 154 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:05,432 - I mean, I really like her. 155 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:09,469 She's got this amazing, you know, aura about her. 156 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:10,470 (air whooshing) 157 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:11,905 - Alrighty. - Thank you. 158 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:13,907 - Baja Bowl. - Oh, perfect. 159 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:16,976 But I do think about a future with her, 100%. 160 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,978 - Well that's awesome. - I mean, look, 161 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:22,949 we've been lucky enough to have many wonderful girls 162 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:24,050 come through our lives. - Yeah. 163 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:27,654 - And it's just not as exciting anymore I'll say that. 164 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:29,522 Just like a new conquest or whatever. 165 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:30,857 It just isn't. 166 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:33,026 - And especially if you have like a string of them. 167 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:37,497 You like wake up feeling emptier than (beep) ever. 168 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:38,932 - Yeah, that's what we were missing 169 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,500 in our friendship before. 170 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:41,968 We're too scared to be vulnerable. 171 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:44,804 A lot of people think vulnerability isn't manly. 172 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:45,872 (beep) that. 173 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:49,075 I mean, Craig, like has he ever confided with you 174 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:51,077 to about Paige for example? 175 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,780 Like, hey- - Not recently. No. 176 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,515 - [Shep] I don't know who he talks to, you know? 177 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:58,885 - I know, he's extremely wrapped up 178 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,820 in Craig. - Reclusive. 179 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:03,023 He's like Howard Hughes. - You're right. 180 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:05,058 Craig used to be like a first (beep) call, 181 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,593 like on my call list. 182 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:08,995 And now he doesn't, you know, answer the phone 183 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:11,031 and I miss it. 184 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:15,068 - I just feel like he's trying to curate an image. 185 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,037 He's starring in his own commercial, 186 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,538 you know what I mean? 187 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:19,939 - Kind of like a big old man PR move, 188 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,108 like if he's seen with like a beer in his hand, 189 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:24,711 he thinks that like his whole business is going down. 190 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:26,046 (indistinct) 191 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:29,516 - I mean remember when he was like on Adderall 192 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:31,051 to the gills all day? 193 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:35,088 He lied about almost everything basically like. (laughing) 194 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,122 - I know. 195 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:40,560 The thing about Craig is he's worn so many hats. 196 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:42,062 (air whooshing) (group cheering) 197 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,096 He used to run around King Street 198 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,699 and drink many Jagerbombs and vodka Red Bulls. 199 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:48,101 And then like he wanted to be a lawyer. 200 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:51,738 - I'm more passionate about becoming a successful lawyer 201 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:52,839 right now than anything else. 202 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:54,574 Like I have to be in the office 203 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,109 at eight o'clock ready to roll. 204 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:56,976 (head thuds) 205 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:57,844 (beep) 206 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:58,945 (awkward music) 207 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,881 - And now he's trying to be like a Martha Stewart. 208 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,584 - [Craig] Our bedding is so soft, handpicked by me. 209 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:09,055 Cheeseboards, big batch, beverage dispensers. 210 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:12,025 - But like Martha Stewart is best friends with Snoop Dogg. 211 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,960 Martha Stewart's been to (beep) jail. 212 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,862 Martha Stewart's cool as (beep). 213 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:16,996 Craig just wants to sell (beep) spatulas 214 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,733 with like a nutcracker on them. 215 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:21,901 I just miss my buddy, dude. That's all I'm saying. 216 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,103 - Why don't you invite him to watch golf with us? 217 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:24,871 - Dude, it's to the point where like, 218 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:26,973 I know it's like a fruitless, you know, phone call. 219 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,775 So, but call, but call. - Really? Okay. 220 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:30,143 We'll see if I can get through to him. 221 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,344 (phone ringing) 222 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:32,679 - [Recording] Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. 223 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:33,980 (Austen laughing) 224 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:34,914 The person you're trying to reach is not available. 225 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:37,751 At the tone, please record your message. 226 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:40,120 (upbeat music) 227 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:47,060 (water bubbling) (machine whirring) 228 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,796 (upbeat music) 229 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:53,833 - [Craig] Lemme see our pretty backyard. 230 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,802 These dang trees, Chicken. 231 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:58,104 - What are you saying to me? - These dang trees. 232 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,573 I just skimmed this like an hour ago. 233 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,610 I want it to be clean for Madison. 234 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,179 Do you need any help in the kitchen? 235 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,148 - No. (Craig grunting) 236 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:09,883 - All right. 237 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:11,851 Looking good, baby. - Okay. 238 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,787 (soft music) 239 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,088 (phone tone plays) 240 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:17,190 - For Paige and I, time spent in the backyard is, 241 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,125 you know, that's our quality time. 242 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:22,228 I need to blow this corner of the (beep) green. 243 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:24,864 - It's so freaking hot out. 244 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,399 - When we first started dating, 245 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,935 we were out and about all the time. 246 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:31,638 We've just, I guess, grown with each other 247 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:34,207 where like we'd rather spend the time at home 248 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,811 relaxing than out partying. 249 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:39,846 There's a corner of the green that's a little dirty. 250 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,047 Should I blow it off or no? 251 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,415 - No. 252 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,084 (phone tone plays) 253 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,820 - You know, I built this sanctuary 254 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:49,189 for us to be away from the world 255 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:51,791 and be able to relax and connect. 256 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,794 So look, Chicken. This is our new grill. 257 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:56,763 Oh, look who it is. - Madison. 258 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:58,131 - Hey. 259 00:09:58,164 --> 00:09:59,432 Paige. 260 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,234 - No way. - Are you kidding? 261 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:04,437 - Oh my God, wait, I'm so obsessed with us. 262 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,138 - [Madison] Oh. 263 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:06,172 We (indistinct) 264 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,174 - Is it the exact same outfit? 265 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,142 - Yes. - That's amazing. 266 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:11,111 - And we're so freaking cute. 267 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,981 It kind of feels like we're offering Craig a threesome. 268 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,082 (Paige and Madison laughing) 269 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,150 - It looks like we're pulling out 270 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:17,851 the pink towels today. - Oh my God, come and sit. 271 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:19,986 Yeah. I'm actually getting hot. 272 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,254 I'm gonna take my jacket off- - This is so funny. 273 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:21,988 - [Paige] If you wanna take your jacket off. 274 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:25,458 - Yeah, sure. (upbeat music) 275 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,693 - Are you guys kind of hungry? 276 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:27,994 - Bring out the pasta salad 277 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,796 and the other salad. - - Pasta salad. Okay. 278 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:32,232 - So what's going on? - Gimme the goss. 279 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:35,135 - [Craig] Well, I told Paige about Patricia's. 280 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,202 - Ugh, girl. 281 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,037 - It's like I'm just saying 282 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,906 like JT is saying some crazy (beep). 283 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,008 - The only sentence like Craig said to me was like, 284 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,210 "Oh, JT said that people think 285 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:47,013 that like JT and Madison hooked up." 286 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:50,016 And I go, "No one thinks that." 287 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,986 - No. - I can genuinely say 288 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:54,120 that's insane. 289 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,056 - I mean, he's a troll for God's sake. 290 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,223 - Like you're someone's mom. 291 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,125 - Yeah. And wife. 292 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,861 JT's a friend of mine or was. 293 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,730 I was his ally. I had his back. 294 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,765 So the fact that he's talking about my marriage 295 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,233 feels like a slap in the face. 296 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,270 - Like who gave him the audacity 297 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,106 to say anything about anyone? 298 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,175 - Well and wrong person, my friend. 299 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:18,278 Haven't you been around this group to know? 300 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:21,781 Like don't come knocking at my door. 301 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,250 - But anyway, we'll have to have you and Brett 302 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,985 and Hudson come over and swim. 303 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,821 - Mm-hm. - How are things 304 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,055 going with y'all? 305 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,825 - They're great, but I had a lot go on. 306 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,327 Like at the very end of last year, 307 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:37,030 Brett was diagnosed with thyroid cancer. 308 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,365 - Oh my God. - I know. 309 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,299 - It's been like- - Remember, Chicken? 310 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,533 He had cancer. 311 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,902 Did you not know that? - No. 312 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,205 - Oh, wow. (suspenseful music) 313 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:49,242 - Keeping something like that private was necessary. 314 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,276 (air whooshing) 315 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,277 How's your swallowing? 316 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:53,913 - I have to go see a specialist for it. 317 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,348 - It's still bad? - Yeah. 318 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,318 - It's just having the outside noise be involved in that. 319 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:01,121 It's like you don't wanna hear it. 320 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,088 - [Paige] And is he okay now? 321 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,223 - He's okay now. 322 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,291 He's obviously gonna be, you know, 323 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,293 taking medication for the rest of his life, but- 324 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,262 - But he's in remission? - Yeah. 325 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,965 - You've had a (beep) couple months. 326 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,900 - Yeah, that's why with JT 327 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:17,270 after hearing what he was saying about us was like 328 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:19,939 I don't wanna associate myself with this guy. 329 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,275 The last thing I need is some weasel 330 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:25,912 in the middle of like all this real life (beep). 331 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:26,579 (tense music) 332 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,114 - How dare he? 333 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,349 - You don't play around with something like that. 334 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:33,219 Like I am going to wring his neck. 335 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,356 - [Announcer] Coming up. 336 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,924 - Has it been confirmed 337 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,393 that he actually did call you a bitch? 338 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,363 - I'm assuming it's true, but I don't know. 339 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,446 - Thank you. - Yes, sir. 340 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:00,947 - Ooh. - Hi. 341 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,282 - Hi there. How are you? - How are you? 342 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:05,185 - Good, thank you. - It smells delicious in here. 343 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,021 - [Worker] Thank you. It's a secret, wet dog hair. 344 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,423 No, I'm just kidding. (all laughing) 345 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,391 - Well- - We're hosting 346 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:15,295 a 13th birthday party for our dog, Bella. 347 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,230 So we wanted some treats. - Okay. 348 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,165 - We could serve. Do you guys have cakes? 349 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,300 - Yeah, we sure do. 350 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,935 Let me show you over here. 351 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,371 These are basically oat and peanut butter 352 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,507 and we also have some cookies and donuts. 353 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,376 - Tyler and I have been together nine years. 354 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,510 (air whooshing) 355 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,878 We've been asked about a million times 356 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,947 if we're gonna have children. 357 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,449 - And then we have of course the bandanas and the hats. 358 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,351 - Nice, we're doing a- - Well, look at this. 359 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,285 - Country. - Yeah, this is- 360 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,187 - Part of the inspiration. 361 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,389 Doggy Parton. - How cute. 362 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,225 - [Worker] Doggy Parton. Okay. 363 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,327 - But Tyler and I, I think we're really happy 364 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,896 with just adopting a senior dog. 365 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:50,463 (air whooshing) 366 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,998 That's where we shine. 367 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,467 They require not as much attention as children. 368 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,502 So I mean, we're good. 369 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,104 - You just holler when you're ready for me. 370 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,205 - Okay. - Thank you so much. 371 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,340 This is unreal. 372 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,541 (upbeat music) 373 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,543 - This is like her, blow out her candles out. 374 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,478 - Oh, okay. We're doing this. 375 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,280 Feels great. (toy squeaking) 376 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,481 How many dogs are gonna be here? 377 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,051 - [Rodrigo] Well, let's just say about at least 12 dogs. 378 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,520 - What about humans? Is everyone coming? 379 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,388 Or what did you decide with that? 380 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,158 - Well, you know, after talking to Austen, 381 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,461 I just felt like it was better to kind of, you know, 382 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,330 pump the brakes on having JT there. 383 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,199 (air whooshing) - The little twit JT 384 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,068 is running his mouth about everybody. 385 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,937 - Oh God. - Spoutin' off about me, 386 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:31,604 of course! 387 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,406 He called Patricia a bitch. 388 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:38,445 He insinuated Brett accused him of hooking up with Madison. 389 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:40,313 - Shut the (beep) up. 390 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,348 (air whooshing) 391 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,516 - So he's in the doghouse is what you're saying? 392 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,486 (both laughing) 393 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,487 - Yeah. 394 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,256 (upbeat music) 395 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,464 - [Patricia] Hey, Whitney. 396 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,035 Hey honey, you look nice. 397 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,304 - Thank you. How's Peaches? 398 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,405 - Perfect. 399 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,540 (dog barking) (soft music) 400 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,309 (slot clacks) 401 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,211 That's the mail slot. 402 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,479 - I'll go see what's up. 403 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:20,020 It is a navy blue envelope with black pen. 404 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,423 So you gotta kind of look at it like hieroglyphics 405 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:27,127 but it says, "To Miss Patricia from JT." 406 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:32,198 - How does he expect anybody to see this? 407 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,233 - Yeah, I don't know. 408 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,601 - I think I'm gonna need these. 409 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:40,173 "Dear Mrs. Patricia, please accept this apology 410 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:43,243 for my lack of respect at the Carolina Cup. 411 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:49,249 My intent was meant as a sign of inclusion and solidarity." 412 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,185 An inclusion? 413 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,353 - What does that mean? 414 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,390 - I didn't realize he was giving everybody a cane, 415 00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:02,495 but I mean, I could still do handstands and cartwheels. 416 00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:04,731 So the last thing I want is somebody treating me 417 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:09,302 like an invalid, like an old lady, worse than that. 418 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:14,407 "But admittedly, I most certainly missed the mark. 419 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,144 I apologize for that. With warm regards, JT." 420 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,612 - How did he miss the mark? 421 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,549 - I don't know, but look at the handwriting. 422 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,385 - Looks like it's written by a 10-year-old. 423 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:29,289 - JT. He's just kind of like an annoying gnat. 424 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,624 I mean, I don't know anything that he could say 425 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,527 or write that would interest me at this point, 426 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:39,499 but I think letter writing is a lost art form. 427 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:43,303 And so in that respect, yeah, it's a nice gesture. 428 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,207 I mean, at least he apologized. 429 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,408 - Has it been confirmed 430 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,643 that he actually did call you a bitch? 431 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,480 - I'm assuming it's true, but I don't know. 432 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,415 - I don't think JT is the kind of person 433 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,683 who would call a woman a bitch. 434 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:57,550 And throughout the years, 435 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,686 Craig has had a tenuous relationship 436 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,088 with reality and the truth. 437 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,690 - I can convince a lot of people 438 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,658 of anything I want to convince them of. 439 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,394 (jarring music) 440 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,695 I'm a great liar. 441 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:11,731 (air whooshing) 442 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:12,699 - But this letter is clearly heartfelt, 443 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,167 so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. 444 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,301 I mean, I don't know. 445 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,303 It's fine. Look, wish him the best. 446 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,505 We move on. 447 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,107 - I know you hate when I speak French, 448 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:26,212 but the aim now is just an entente cordiale. 449 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,116 - Entente. - Entente. 450 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:36,222 Just to be cordial, but not to have any close interactions. 451 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,591 - Onwards and upwards, as Michael would say. 452 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,492 (Patricia chuckles) 453 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,360 (air whooshing) - [Announcer] Coming up. 454 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,295 - And I was like, "Shep, I'm sorry. 455 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,496 You're just like not the kind of guy 456 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,131 that I see myself with." 457 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,267 But then he wouldn't leave. - Oh my God. 458 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,277 (seagull squeaking) 459 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,244 - Sienna. 460 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,281 Hello. 461 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:03,383 (upbeat music) 462 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,751 - Hi. - Good morning. 463 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:05,752 - Good morning. - How are you? 464 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,520 - Good. (lips smacking) 465 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,790 - I got us some skinny vanilla lattes. 466 00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:12,359 - Perfect. 467 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,627 - And croissants. - I'm excited. 468 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,197 - You should be. 469 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,800 Would you like to talk about your sleep or lack thereof? 470 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,769 - Craig was farting in my face all night. 471 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,672 (Shep laughing) 472 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:26,806 - [Shep] Bad! 473 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,642 - But it's okay 'cause he was cuddling with me too. 474 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,478 So like, it made up. - Is his snoring any, 475 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,813 is it pretty distracting? 476 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,515 - It's okay. - Okay. 477 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,583 - It's getting better. - Okay. 478 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,685 - It's getting better. 479 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,820 - Well, I'm so glad you're here. 480 00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,622 - Me too. (upbeat music) 481 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,291 - I've never dated anybody quite like Sienna. 482 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,694 She walks into a room, you're like, "Whoa, who's this?" 483 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,729 And not just because she's gorgeous, 484 00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:52,632 but it's like she just has an energy and a spirit and a joy 485 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,834 which I'm super drawn to. 486 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:56,269 - Are you hungry? 487 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,238 - Oh, he's always hungry. 488 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,807 She lives in The Bahamas, 489 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,710 but every time we have a weekend together, 490 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:04,678 I'm just like wow. 491 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,414 Like I just don't feel this way very often. 492 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:11,484 So this summer I wanna go down to Nassau. 493 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,619 - Yes. 494 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,787 - I wanna do the proper island hop tour. 495 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,555 - Yeah, let's do it. 496 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,525 I mean we can go to Eleuthera, the pink sands beach. 497 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,461 We can go to Abaco. 498 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,431 - I'll chalk out like three weeks at least a month. 499 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,334 - Okay. - In September. 500 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,869 I have this fantasy basically, you know, 501 00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:33,773 in my mind where I live in The Bahamas with Sienna 502 00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:37,377 for the rest of my life, you know, and just like surf 503 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:40,413 and fish and we'll have kids or something 504 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,881 and they'll run around the island. 505 00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:44,351 But I mean this doesn't make a ton of sense on the surface, 506 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,853 but nothing I ever do makes any sense. 507 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,389 Well, enough about us. 508 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,826 Let's talk about Rod and Tyler's dog birthday party 509 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:56,896 and you'll just meet everybody else including, ah, 510 00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:58,765 my ex Taylor. 511 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,800 - Yeah. - And it's fine. 512 00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:02,802 I think, I don't know if she'll have her boyfriend with her, 513 00:20:02,836 --> 00:20:05,338 but if she does, even better. 514 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,806 - It is what it is. 515 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,475 - Ooh, profound. 516 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,343 - C'est la vie. - C'est la vie. 517 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,545 - That's life. (laughing) 518 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,447 - How good is your French? 519 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,583 (Sienna speaking in French) 520 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,817 Ooh. 521 00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:19,352 Got goosebumps. 522 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,855 (Sienna laughing) 523 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,524 (upbeat music) 524 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,460 - Geez. It's windy. 525 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,764 This is gonna be a nightmare with my hair. 526 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,532 Hey, girl. - Hi. 527 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,668 - You's stretching it out. - Yes. 528 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,803 Stretch my old muscles out. 529 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:37,737 How are you? - How are you? 530 00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:41,474 It's good to see you. - Yeah, good to see you. 531 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:42,909 - I've never walked this. - Really? 532 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,511 - Yeah, it's really pretty out here. 533 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,713 I almost lived at the Jasper, but- 534 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,947 - [Molly] Yeah, it's cute. It's a good location. 535 00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:49,683 - [Salley] So expensive. 536 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,918 - I met Salley working at Republic. 537 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,487 We both were doing like front door VIP, 538 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:55,755 which she always got to leave early 539 00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:58,992 'cause she's got this pretty legitimate job 540 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,795 teaching surgeons how to use surgical robots, 541 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,431 which is pretty cool. 542 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,932 - How you been been? - Been all right. 543 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:09,903 Tricia invited me to her house for a little dinner thing. 544 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,472 I was sat in between Shep and Whitney. 545 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,675 We all had cupcakes for dessert and Whitney's like- 546 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,510 - That's the last thing you need. 547 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:18,678 (suspenseful music) 548 00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:19,713 - Yeah. - Did you snack him? 549 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:20,947 - [Molly] No. 550 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:21,948 - I would've eaten three in front of him. 551 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,983 - Honestly, well, I feel like I stopped eating it 552 00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:25,051 after he said that. - Give me another one. 553 00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:26,653 - I was like, "Nah, I don't wanna eat my cupcake." 554 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:27,987 - Oh just don't take it to heart. 555 00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:29,589 That was stupid. 556 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,591 - Whitney can be an insensitive asshole, 557 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:36,029 but I can kind of like talk my way around it in my head. 558 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,864 Maybe he's just flirting by calling me fat. 559 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:38,998 I love that for me. 560 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:40,900 Great. That's so great. 561 00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:42,736 I love it. 562 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:43,870 Oh my god. 563 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,038 Shep talked about you a little bit. 564 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:45,872 - Oh God. - I was like, so- 565 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,674 - What did you have to say about me? 566 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:48,908 - Mustang Salley. 567 00:21:48,942 --> 00:21:50,977 She used me and I liked it. 568 00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:53,613 - It was like two o'clock in the morning 569 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,015 and then he wouldn't leave. - Oh my God. 570 00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:57,717 - I was like, "But I wanna stay here." 571 00:21:57,751 --> 00:21:59,486 - She's like, "No, you're not staying here." 572 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,988 - And I was like, "Shep, I'm getting you an Uber." 573 00:22:02,022 --> 00:22:03,890 - I get in the Uber, the Uber's like, "What's up?" 574 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,493 I'm like, "Something just happened. I'm not sure what." 575 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:07,060 (Salley laughing) 576 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,828 - Shep, like I'm sorry. 577 00:22:08,862 --> 00:22:11,031 You're just like not the kind of guy that I see myself with. 578 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:11,998 - Yeah. 579 00:22:12,032 --> 00:22:12,866 - We've had decent experiences. 580 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:16,636 - Taylor kinda said that, you know, 581 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,773 maybe he doesn't care the most about pleasing the woman. 582 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,641 - I'm not saying like I regret it or anything, 583 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:24,778 but I definitely was not bragging about it. 584 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:28,048 - So the dog party, I assume Taylor's there. 585 00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:30,450 I don't know if she's bringing Gaston. 586 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:31,818 - Oh God. (tense music) 587 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,953 I obviously don't have anything good to say about him. 588 00:22:33,987 --> 00:22:35,789 - Yeah. - But that's my story. 589 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:37,057 That might not be Taylor's story. 590 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:38,658 - Yeah. 591 00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:41,895 - Me and Gaston, we dated for three months. 592 00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:46,066 Like he was my person and I thought I was his, 593 00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:48,501 but like he was cheating the whole time. 594 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:49,769 - You and the Taylor- - And I don't- 595 00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:50,837 - You know, you obviously 596 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,672 have similar taste in men I guess. 597 00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:54,541 - I think that we could bond over a lot of stuff. 598 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:57,077 I just, you know, do I wanna see her boyfriend? No. 599 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:01,114 (air whooshing) 600 00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:02,582 - [Announcer] Coming up. 601 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,084 - Hot damn. - Have you met that girl? 602 00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:05,685 - I haven't. - Is that his girlfriend? 603 00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:08,021 - I think it's the number one on the roster. 604 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:16,629 - Oh. 605 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:17,864 - You ready for the party? 606 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,699 Look how cute you're gonna look. 607 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:24,104 All the honeys. Have your ears sticking up. (laughing) 608 00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:26,606 Penelope. You look cute. 609 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,041 We'll take it off for now. 610 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,109 (dog whining) 611 00:23:29,142 --> 00:23:30,143 Call Gaston. 612 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,878 (phone ringing) 613 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,114 (phone dings) (curious music) 614 00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:36,082 - What's up, baby? - What are you doing? 615 00:23:36,116 --> 00:23:38,118 - Driving home. What are you doin'? 616 00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:41,888 - I'm trying to figure out what to wear to this shindig. 617 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,057 It's supposed to be Dolly Parton. 618 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:48,595 Gaston is in medical sales so he is on the road a lot. 619 00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:50,163 You know there's some people that are like, "Oh yeah, 620 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,899 I love when my husband travels or when my boyfriend travels 621 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,034 'cause then I get my time alone." 622 00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:56,102 I'm like, "Oh, I miss him." 623 00:23:56,136 --> 00:23:57,971 I was gonna wear this perhaps. 624 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:05,178 So a leather black jacket with the fringes, the jean shorts. 625 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:07,313 I think it's funny. - Raise hell, praise Dale. 626 00:24:07,347 --> 00:24:08,882 - Raise hell, praise Dale. 627 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:11,017 And then this is Pene's little hat. 628 00:24:11,051 --> 00:24:12,052 - [Gaston] You gotta get her a bandana to match you. 629 00:24:12,085 --> 00:24:14,587 - I know. I gotta get that. 630 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:17,991 I wish you could come. 631 00:24:19,192 --> 00:24:22,095 - I've been gone all week so if we can stay 632 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,030 and do nothing, I'm all for it. 633 00:24:24,064 --> 00:24:25,231 - Yeah. - Bu if you have to go, 634 00:24:25,265 --> 00:24:26,099 you do that. 635 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,167 (suspenseful music) 636 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,769 - Gaston's a little cutthroat of a human being. 637 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,939 He doesn't understand my forgiving spirit. 638 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,175 He's like, "Why would I wanna be hanging out with Shep? 639 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:37,177 - All right, well, I have some calls 640 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:38,878 and stuff to do. 641 00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:40,947 Then I'll be home. 642 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:41,948 - Okay, baby. 643 00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:44,050 These are his boundaries. 644 00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:46,186 But like I want to be there 645 00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:48,822 because these are some of my good friends. 646 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:51,658 So yeah, you're free tonight. 647 00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:53,693 - All right, baby? - All right, love you. 648 00:24:53,727 --> 00:24:54,894 - All right, love you too. - Bye. 649 00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:56,229 - [Gaston] Bye. 650 00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,164 (Velcro ripping) (tense music) 651 00:24:58,198 --> 00:25:01,034 Cool. (dog whining) 652 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:08,208 (upbeat music) 653 00:25:11,211 --> 00:25:13,813 (hooves clopping) 654 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:17,751 (upbeat country music) 655 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:18,918 - So. - Oh my gosh. 656 00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:20,120 Alright, we gotta get Bella dressed. 657 00:25:20,153 --> 00:25:21,187 - [Rod] Yeah. 658 00:25:21,221 --> 00:25:22,789 - [Tyler] We got like two minutes. 659 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,791 - Ah, come on. Oh my God. 660 00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:26,926 Hello, little girl. (lips smacking) 661 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,996 Tyler and I adopted Bella and Bo a couple years ago 662 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:31,231 from an elderly woman 663 00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:34,801 who couldn't take care of her dogs anymore. 664 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:37,771 Ellie. Oh my gosh, she's perfect. 665 00:25:38,238 --> 00:25:39,172 I would do it again. 666 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:41,274 I would adopt more if I could. 667 00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:43,777 I love dogs more than I love humans. 668 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:47,180 - Come on, baby. (laughing) 669 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,848 Come on, little cowgirl. 670 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:50,150 Lordy. 671 00:25:50,183 --> 00:25:52,285 Hi. (dog barking) 672 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:54,054 Happy birthday. (Rod laughing) 673 00:25:54,087 --> 00:25:55,188 - Oh my. - Hi. 674 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,222 (lips smacking) 675 00:25:56,256 --> 00:25:57,891 How are you? - How are you? 676 00:25:57,924 --> 00:25:58,758 - Bella boo. 677 00:25:58,792 --> 00:25:59,926 - Her wig's not on yet. 678 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:00,960 - Her wig's not on. 679 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:03,163 Well, Penelope's hat is about to fall right off. 680 00:26:03,196 --> 00:26:04,764 Hi. - What's up? 681 00:26:04,798 --> 00:26:06,232 - You little sexy cowboy. 682 00:26:06,266 --> 00:26:07,901 This is a cool spot. 683 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:10,170 Y'all did such a good job. 684 00:26:10,203 --> 00:26:11,037 Y'all killed it. 685 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:12,305 (upbeat music) 686 00:26:12,339 --> 00:26:13,940 - How does this look? Does this look good? 687 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:16,776 - It looks amazing. (laughing) 688 00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:19,212 - Can you put that on her? - Yeah, honey. 689 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:24,317 Oh, you look so... (laughing) 690 00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:26,319 Oh, you're such a good girl. 691 00:26:28,321 --> 00:26:29,289 Oh, there we go. - All right, well- 692 00:26:29,322 --> 00:26:30,990 - There goes the wig. 693 00:26:31,024 --> 00:26:32,192 - No, before everyone, 694 00:26:32,225 --> 00:26:33,827 then all the dogs start peeing on her wig. 695 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:35,195 (both laughing) 696 00:26:35,228 --> 00:26:36,830 - Who all else is gonna be here? 697 00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:39,099 - I invited Molly. - Okay. 698 00:26:39,132 --> 00:26:42,335 - And she just asked to bring Salley along. 699 00:26:44,004 --> 00:26:45,038 - Okay. 700 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:46,306 Have you met her before? 701 00:26:46,339 --> 00:26:47,140 - No. - Okay. 702 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:49,109 - But you know, I've heard about her. 703 00:26:49,142 --> 00:26:51,277 - I've met her once and it was awkward. 704 00:26:51,311 --> 00:26:54,948 All I know is that this girl hooked up with Shep 705 00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:58,018 and then after that she hooked up with Gaston 706 00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:02,222 in hopes that he would keep her around and he didn't. 707 00:27:03,390 --> 00:27:06,793 (upbeat music) 708 00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:09,262 - [Tyler] Trash. Hi, Trash girl. 709 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:10,130 - Get yourself something to eat, 710 00:27:10,163 --> 00:27:11,965 server's floating around somewhere. 711 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:14,968 Also have martinis and beer for the dogs over there. 712 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:17,103 - [Tyler] Those are all dog treats. 713 00:27:17,137 --> 00:27:20,106 - Finally, someone takes you out into the wild, Chauncey. 714 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,841 Everyone just loves Peaches, man, so much 715 00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:24,310 and I just think that Chauncey deserves more love. 716 00:27:24,344 --> 00:27:25,979 Look. 717 00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:26,980 There are people. 718 00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:28,815 - Oh my gosh. 719 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:30,350 - [Tyler] Look at those two chicken nuggets. 720 00:27:30,383 --> 00:27:33,019 - [Austen] Look at this little chunky dog. 721 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:35,221 - Where's our present? - It's in my pocket. 722 00:27:35,255 --> 00:27:39,159 That is, look at that. A doggy IPA. 723 00:27:39,192 --> 00:27:40,260 Taylor. - I'm Audrey. 724 00:27:40,293 --> 00:27:41,361 - [Austen] This is my 725 00:27:41,394 --> 00:27:42,362 girlfriend Audrey. - I have heard 726 00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:43,063 so much about you. - Audrey, this is Taylor. 727 00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:43,963 - [Taylor] So good to meet you. 728 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:45,999 So you're in Charlotte, right? - Yeah. 729 00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:46,966 - Okay. - I feel like I'm gonna trip 730 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,401 over one of these dogs but- 731 00:27:48,435 --> 00:27:51,871 - [Taylor] Good boy. (group laughing) 732 00:27:51,905 --> 00:27:54,240 - Come on. Damn, Charles ,don't knock me down. 733 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:58,378 (curious music) 734 00:27:58,411 --> 00:28:01,147 Charles, slow down. You're gonna make me fall. 735 00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:02,082 (upbeat music) 736 00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:03,316 You gonna play with doggies. 737 00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:06,353 Okay. 738 00:28:06,386 --> 00:28:07,954 Hi. - Oh my God. 739 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:09,322 Damn. 740 00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:11,291 - Look at my butt. - That's hot. 741 00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:14,928 - Hey. - Hey. 742 00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:16,429 - How are you? - How are you? 743 00:28:16,463 --> 00:28:19,065 - [Leva] Good, I wasn't gonna miss the baby's birthday. 744 00:28:19,099 --> 00:28:20,033 - Oh my God. - Hey, Leva. 745 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:22,435 (upbeat music) 746 00:28:23,503 --> 00:28:25,071 - Happy birthday. 747 00:28:26,473 --> 00:28:28,274 Aw. - Hey, baby girl. 748 00:28:29,342 --> 00:28:32,178 (lips smacking) 749 00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:33,246 Look at the haircut. 750 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:36,316 - This is her dog, but I'm just using it as a prop. 751 00:28:36,349 --> 00:28:38,351 (Rod laughing) 752 00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:39,486 - Peaches. - My booby's gonna 753 00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:40,420 pop out now. 754 00:28:41,421 --> 00:28:43,323 - I'll say hey to Madison. 755 00:28:43,356 --> 00:28:44,891 - Hi, - How are you? 756 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,894 - Look the baby. - Yeah. 757 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:49,429 - Why don't you bring J or no, sorry. 758 00:28:49,462 --> 00:28:50,430 Why didn't you bring- 759 00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:51,898 - Did you say JT? 760 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:52,499 - What's your boyfriend? 761 00:28:52,532 --> 00:28:54,167 - Gaston. - Gaston. 762 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,135 - [Taylor] He's been outta town for work all week 763 00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:56,369 so he's like playing catch up. 764 00:28:56,403 --> 00:29:00,073 - I do think it's a bad sign that Gaston, is that his name? 765 00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:02,342 Isn't here. Gaston. 766 00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:05,145 I don't even know if this dude even exists. 767 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:06,212 I really don't. 768 00:29:08,281 --> 00:29:11,317 - [Molly] Ugh, just chill, baby. 769 00:29:11,351 --> 00:29:13,486 (dog barking) Ah. 770 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,988 Come here, Zoey. 771 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:16,156 Are you good? 772 00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:18,358 - As long as my hoo-ha isn't showing. 773 00:29:18,391 --> 00:29:19,259 You ready, boo? 774 00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:21,327 Cheers to little bella boo. - Cheers. 775 00:29:21,361 --> 00:29:22,295 - Oh, this is cute. 776 00:29:23,296 --> 00:29:24,397 Look. 777 00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:25,265 - Hello. - Hi. 778 00:29:25,298 --> 00:29:27,100 - Hello. Damn, girl. 779 00:29:28,401 --> 00:29:30,503 Hi. - Hi, I'm Salley. 780 00:29:30,537 --> 00:29:31,504 - Tyler. Nice to meet you. 781 00:29:31,538 --> 00:29:32,405 - Is this Salley? - Yes. 782 00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:35,008 - Okay. - Maybe I should go say hello. 783 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:36,242 - Hi. How are you? - Lemme take stuff from you. 784 00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:37,477 - Oh my God. - Lemme take this 785 00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:39,245 stuff from you. 786 00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:41,381 - I got a little cookie cake with a Dolly Parton quote. 787 00:29:41,414 --> 00:29:42,982 Costs a lot to look this cheap. 788 00:29:43,016 --> 00:29:44,150 (Dom laughing) 789 00:29:44,184 --> 00:29:45,418 - Babe. - Hi, I'm Salley. 790 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:46,419 - [Molly] Oh my God. This is Salley. 791 00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:48,054 Yes. - Hi. 792 00:29:48,088 --> 00:29:49,422 - Oh my gosh. How are you? - Hi. How are you? 793 00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:51,458 - You look so Britney Spears. I love it. 794 00:29:51,491 --> 00:29:53,226 - Good to see you. - Hi cutie. 795 00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:55,061 - Zoey. - You're so tiny. 796 00:29:55,095 --> 00:29:56,496 - This is Boots. - Boots. 797 00:29:56,529 --> 00:29:57,297 - It costs a lot to make these decorations look so cheap. 798 00:29:57,330 --> 00:30:00,266 - Adorable. (suspenseful music) 799 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,935 - Yeah, it's an awkward conversation. 800 00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:03,536 You don't have to point out that it's awkward. 801 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:05,572 - Okay. I (beep) Shep. 802 00:30:05,605 --> 00:30:06,539 Okay. Cool. 803 00:30:06,573 --> 00:30:07,574 That was your ex. 804 00:30:07,607 --> 00:30:09,342 You (beep) Gaston. 805 00:30:09,376 --> 00:30:10,543 Cool. That was my ex. 806 00:30:10,577 --> 00:30:12,445 We're even, we're even. 807 00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:15,148 (tense music) 808 00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:20,320 (dog growling) 809 00:30:20,353 --> 00:30:22,589 (upbeat music) 810 00:30:28,395 --> 00:30:29,429 (upbeat music) 811 00:30:29,462 --> 00:30:30,397 - I love it. - How are you? 812 00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:32,198 - You do look sort of like Brett Michael. 813 00:30:32,232 --> 00:30:34,501 - Yeah. (laughing) "Rock of Love", baby. 814 00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:37,404 - Yeah, buddy. 815 00:30:37,437 --> 00:30:38,638 I'm gonna find some water. - I mean, I don't think 816 00:30:38,672 --> 00:30:40,340 he's going anywhere. 817 00:30:40,373 --> 00:30:42,342 - Look how fat he looks. 818 00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:43,576 Not Austen, the dog. 819 00:30:43,610 --> 00:30:44,577 (group laughing) 820 00:30:44,611 --> 00:30:47,313 - I didn't realize you had rhinestones on here. 821 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:49,349 - Yeah, we spent all night last night 822 00:30:49,382 --> 00:30:51,251 like putting those on- - Bedazzling it. 823 00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:52,318 - Yeah. - No, you didn't. 824 00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:53,453 It came like that. Right? 825 00:30:53,486 --> 00:30:55,088 - Of course it did. 826 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:56,189 My arts and crafts days are for the camps. 827 00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:57,657 - Are done. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 828 00:30:57,691 --> 00:30:59,626 - For summer camp. 829 00:30:59,659 --> 00:31:01,361 - [Taylor] Oh my gosh. The little doggy's so cute. 830 00:31:01,394 --> 00:31:03,063 - [Tyler] Little Craig when he gets here, 831 00:31:03,096 --> 00:31:03,763 he's probably gonna be- 832 00:31:03,797 --> 00:31:05,565 - Oh, I forgot. Is Shep coming? 833 00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:07,400 - [Tyler] He's supposed to be. 834 00:31:07,434 --> 00:31:09,536 - [Rod] Craig's not coming because he said he is in Napa. 835 00:31:09,569 --> 00:31:12,105 - What happened? You didn't invite JT? 836 00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:14,541 - Well, I just feel like he'd come in with a certain level 837 00:31:14,574 --> 00:31:17,277 of bombass that wasn't necessary here. 838 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:18,411 Which again was- - Yeah, 'cause I hate 839 00:31:18,445 --> 00:31:20,513 like anyone feeling like excluded. 840 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,148 In our friend group we were gonna be like, 841 00:31:22,182 --> 00:31:23,216 we're not gonna be friends with someone 842 00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:24,384 'cause they did something wrong, 843 00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:25,652 then none of us would be friends. 844 00:31:25,685 --> 00:31:28,188 - This is a gentleman in the group calling 845 00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:29,522 Miss Pat, calling her a bitch. 846 00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:30,523 I'm like that's wild. 847 00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:31,458 - I can't even imagine. 848 00:31:31,491 --> 00:31:33,259 I've never even heard him say the word. 849 00:31:33,293 --> 00:31:34,694 Like when he would talk about Madison, 850 00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:37,163 he always talked about Brett and Madison 851 00:31:37,197 --> 00:31:38,698 and like their lovely family. 852 00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:40,533 He was always respectful about her. 853 00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:43,570 So like this to like that was like wild. 854 00:31:43,603 --> 00:31:45,638 - Like I never seen- - So do you think Madison, 855 00:31:45,672 --> 00:31:48,375 Austen, Shep, and Craig are making it up? 856 00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:49,476 (suspenseful music) 857 00:31:49,509 --> 00:31:50,710 - No. - I don't think so. 858 00:31:50,744 --> 00:31:54,147 - No. I don't think that they would make it up obviously. 859 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:55,382 I'm just playing devil's advocate, 860 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:57,550 like maybe there's something lost there. 861 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,686 - It's just not JT. 862 00:31:59,719 --> 00:32:01,654 - What's going on over there? 863 00:32:01,688 --> 00:32:03,556 - I honestly just wanna shut this down. 864 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:06,559 I mean, anytime I hear someone that's talking bad about me 865 00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:08,395 and my family, the first thing I'm gonna do 866 00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:09,662 is address it head on. 867 00:32:09,696 --> 00:32:12,132 Like I'm going straight to the person. 868 00:32:12,165 --> 00:32:13,600 We're cutting the head off the snake. 869 00:32:13,633 --> 00:32:15,702 (tense music) (dog barking) 870 00:32:15,735 --> 00:32:19,272 (upbeat music) 871 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:20,507 - Look at you eating up. 872 00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:24,577 - Wait, they have little hats. 873 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:26,179 I can put a hat on Zoey. 874 00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:27,714 I don't know if it'll fit. 875 00:32:27,747 --> 00:32:29,249 Hi, Zoey. 876 00:32:30,483 --> 00:32:32,452 - This is not like fitting. - This is pretty cool. 877 00:32:32,485 --> 00:32:33,687 - Little entrance here. 878 00:32:35,522 --> 00:32:37,691 Hey. Hello, everybody. 879 00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:39,626 Well hot damn. Do you remember Sienna? 880 00:32:39,659 --> 00:32:41,695 - Howdy. - Well, howdy. 881 00:32:41,728 --> 00:32:43,329 - How are you? - Oh my God. 882 00:32:43,363 --> 00:32:44,464 You look amazing. 883 00:32:44,497 --> 00:32:46,332 - Thank you. - Where's Tyler? Tyler! 884 00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:47,567 - Hi. - Hi. 885 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,436 - [Guest] I think this dog goes with you 886 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:51,338 more than any one. - I know! 887 00:32:51,371 --> 00:32:53,340 - Have you met that girl? - I haven't. 888 00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:54,441 - Oh. 889 00:32:54,474 --> 00:32:55,709 Is that his girlfriend? Do you know? 890 00:32:55,742 --> 00:32:57,744 - I think it's the number one on the roster. 891 00:32:57,777 --> 00:32:58,611 - Oh. (laughing) 892 00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:00,480 - Sienna. Hey darling, how are you? 893 00:33:00,513 --> 00:33:03,616 - Hey, good to see you. - Do you remember Audrey? 894 00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:04,684 - Of course I do. 895 00:33:04,718 --> 00:33:06,453 Is that even a question? 896 00:33:06,486 --> 00:33:08,321 - Oh my. Craigy. (tongue clicking) 897 00:33:08,355 --> 00:33:09,356 Hi, buddy. - Aw. 898 00:33:10,223 --> 00:33:11,558 - Hi, bud. Oh my goodness. 899 00:33:11,591 --> 00:33:13,293 Hello. - Hi, I'm Molly. 900 00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:14,294 - Hi. - Nice meet you. 901 00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:15,428 - Nice to meet you. Sienna. 902 00:33:15,462 --> 00:33:17,197 - You look beautiful. - Thank you. 903 00:33:17,230 --> 00:33:18,531 - Hello. - Oh. 904 00:33:18,565 --> 00:33:20,767 - [Taylor] Hi, bubbas. 905 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,169 - Hey, Shep. - Hey. 906 00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:24,337 - How are you? - What's up, Madison? 907 00:33:24,371 --> 00:33:25,572 - Good to see you. - Good seeing you. 908 00:33:25,605 --> 00:33:26,673 This is Sienna. 909 00:33:26,706 --> 00:33:27,574 - I love your dress. - Thank you. 910 00:33:27,607 --> 00:33:28,808 - Yeah, that dress is cool. - Thanks. 911 00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:29,676 - It looks like it's custom. 912 00:33:29,709 --> 00:33:31,211 - No, God, it's a little too tight. 913 00:33:31,244 --> 00:33:32,645 - It fits you so well. - Well. 914 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:34,647 - Looks good. - So did you just travel here? 915 00:33:34,681 --> 00:33:35,582 Is that what they said? 916 00:33:35,615 --> 00:33:36,783 - Mm-hm. - That's nice. 917 00:33:36,816 --> 00:33:38,651 - I just got in last night at 12. 918 00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:39,719 - Oh. 919 00:33:39,753 --> 00:33:41,388 Not what I expected. 920 00:33:42,322 --> 00:33:43,690 She's way too pretty for Shep. 921 00:33:43,723 --> 00:33:45,792 Here's Taylor dressed like Brett Michaels 922 00:33:45,825 --> 00:33:49,329 and then you have a supermodel walk in and you're like. 923 00:33:49,362 --> 00:33:53,600 Look at her over there. - Like okay. (laughing) 924 00:33:55,802 --> 00:33:57,537 - Oh. 925 00:33:57,570 --> 00:33:58,838 He is so cute. - Oh my gosh. 926 00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:00,774 I didn't see the ears. - The little ears. 927 00:34:00,807 --> 00:34:02,409 You're so handsome. 928 00:34:02,442 --> 00:34:03,743 - Hello. - Hey. 929 00:34:03,777 --> 00:34:05,345 - How are you? - Good, how are you? 930 00:34:05,378 --> 00:34:06,746 - Good to see you. - You look good. 931 00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:09,549 - Thank you. You look nice. 932 00:34:09,582 --> 00:34:11,418 Hey, Tay. - Cowboy. 933 00:34:11,451 --> 00:34:12,786 - How are you? - How are you? 934 00:34:12,819 --> 00:34:14,821 - Good. - Salley, come here. 935 00:34:14,854 --> 00:34:15,822 - Pene, stop. 936 00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:17,691 - Hey, I'm glad. 937 00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:19,559 I'm happy to see that you're friendly 938 00:34:19,592 --> 00:34:20,727 with Taylor and my guy. 939 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,696 - Oh, yeah. - Friendly. 940 00:34:24,297 --> 00:34:26,666 - I mean, yeah, but I (beep) hate her boyfriend so. 941 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:28,768 - I know, you're not alone. 942 00:34:29,769 --> 00:34:30,737 - He's the worst. 943 00:34:30,770 --> 00:34:33,640 That was my experience. It might not be hers. 944 00:34:33,673 --> 00:34:37,544 - If he were a stock, all the analysts are saying sell. 945 00:34:37,577 --> 00:34:39,779 I haven't met one analyst who said buy. 946 00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:41,314 I'll leave it at that. 947 00:34:42,349 --> 00:34:43,616 - Anyways, I just hope she's okay. 948 00:34:43,650 --> 00:34:44,718 That's all I want. 949 00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:45,819 - Me too. - Everybody to be happy. 950 00:34:45,852 --> 00:34:47,587 - You have no idea. 951 00:34:48,688 --> 00:34:49,823 - Have you met Sienna yet? - No, I haven't. 952 00:34:49,856 --> 00:34:51,825 And I feel like I should, 953 00:34:51,858 --> 00:34:53,727 but I don't wanna like go up to her, you know, 954 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,695 just like, hi, nice to meet you. 955 00:34:55,729 --> 00:34:57,831 - Yeah. Have you talked to Shep at all? 956 00:34:57,864 --> 00:34:58,932 - Yeah. I said hey. - You said hi to him? 957 00:34:58,965 --> 00:35:01,568 - But I would feel more comfortable if he was like, 958 00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:03,703 "Oh, I want to introduce you to someone." 959 00:35:03,737 --> 00:35:04,704 - Yeah, well she's super nice. 960 00:35:04,738 --> 00:35:05,638 - Of course he's like being awkward about it, 961 00:35:05,672 --> 00:35:07,741 so I'm like, "Don't be awkward about it. 962 00:35:07,774 --> 00:35:09,442 Just tell me that you wanna introduce me to someone." 963 00:35:09,476 --> 00:35:11,311 - Yeah, well honestly- - Like I don't care. 964 00:35:11,344 --> 00:35:12,879 I'm gonna be a lot more civil 965 00:35:12,912 --> 00:35:14,848 and kind to the person that you're seeing 966 00:35:14,881 --> 00:35:16,783 than you are to anyone I'm seeing. 967 00:35:16,816 --> 00:35:17,884 - Yeah. (suspenseful music) 968 00:35:17,917 --> 00:35:19,786 - Where's Tyler? Where my- - Tyler. 969 00:35:21,821 --> 00:35:23,556 Come on. - Hello. 970 00:35:23,590 --> 00:35:25,859 I'm Taylor by the way. - Nice to meet you. 971 00:35:25,892 --> 00:35:27,427 I've heard so much about you. 972 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:28,561 - Oh, thank you. 973 00:35:28,595 --> 00:35:29,763 Well hopefully good things. 974 00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:31,898 - I wanna party, where's my- - Mostly. 975 00:35:31,931 --> 00:35:33,600 (tense music) 976 00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:34,801 (Sienna laughing) 977 00:35:34,834 --> 00:35:36,369 - Mostly hopefully. 978 00:35:37,937 --> 00:35:41,374 I mean, do you know the guy who you're dating? 979 00:35:41,408 --> 00:35:42,809 I don't know what story you heard, 980 00:35:42,842 --> 00:35:44,811 but he was the one that was cheating on me. 981 00:35:44,844 --> 00:35:47,580 - Y'all. Hello. - Hey. 982 00:35:47,614 --> 00:35:48,448 - Everybody happy? 983 00:35:48,481 --> 00:35:49,315 - Yes. - Yes. 984 00:35:49,349 --> 00:35:50,650 - [Shep] Oh boy. Okay. 985 00:35:50,684 --> 00:35:52,385 (tense music) 986 00:35:52,419 --> 00:35:54,821 - [Salley] This is a lot of (beep) going on. 987 00:35:54,854 --> 00:35:56,923 - We'll see how this turns out. 988 00:35:56,956 --> 00:35:58,792 - You guys have the same scarf on. 989 00:35:59,659 --> 00:36:00,527 (Shep laughing) 990 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,895 - Oh my God. - Yeah. 991 00:36:01,928 --> 00:36:03,563 This was not coordinated. 992 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,365 - [Sienna] I guess. 993 00:36:05,398 --> 00:36:08,501 - Super awkward, but I'll gladly watch. 994 00:36:09,903 --> 00:36:11,838 - You want another one? - Mm-hm. 995 00:36:11,871 --> 00:36:14,541 - Okay. - Okay. Penelope, come on. 996 00:36:14,574 --> 00:36:16,843 - And you guys' dogs are matching too. 997 00:36:17,977 --> 00:36:20,980 - I didn't realize that. - It's kind of cute. 998 00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:22,682 - Okay. - It's kind of funny. 999 00:36:24,918 --> 00:36:27,620 - Hello. Are you okay? - Yeah. 1000 00:36:27,654 --> 00:36:30,623 I just met Shep's girlfriend, question mark? 1001 00:36:30,657 --> 00:36:33,793 - I asked Whitney how long they had been seeing each other. 1002 00:36:33,827 --> 00:36:35,862 He said about six months or so. 1003 00:36:35,895 --> 00:36:38,898 And Salley said- - Just the two of them? 1004 00:36:38,932 --> 00:36:42,736 - No matter how over you are a guy, 1005 00:36:42,769 --> 00:36:44,537 seeing that walk in is, 1006 00:36:44,571 --> 00:36:46,673 I can see how that would be triggering or upsetting 1007 00:36:46,706 --> 00:36:48,908 or just bringing up old wounds. 1008 00:36:48,942 --> 00:36:50,510 I wouldn't like that at all. 1009 00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:53,380 (tense music) 1010 00:36:54,514 --> 00:36:55,849 (air whooshing) - [Announcer] Coming up. 1011 00:36:55,882 --> 00:36:58,885 - Are you (beep) blind? Have you seen my husband? 1012 00:36:58,918 --> 00:37:00,653 Do you really think for one second 1013 00:37:00,687 --> 00:37:02,722 I would have an affair with you? 1014 00:37:10,663 --> 00:37:11,931 - This would be a fun device or something cool. 1015 00:37:11,965 --> 00:37:13,433 A book. 1016 00:37:14,768 --> 00:37:16,436 (beep) Oh no. 1017 00:37:17,937 --> 00:37:18,938 Dustbuster. 1018 00:37:18,972 --> 00:37:20,774 It's not fun. 1019 00:37:20,807 --> 00:37:21,975 (box thuds) 1020 00:37:22,008 --> 00:37:23,543 (phone ringing) All right. 1021 00:37:24,944 --> 00:37:26,179 Hey Madison, what's going on? 1022 00:37:26,212 --> 00:37:28,815 - [Madison] Hey, I wanna have a talk with you if you're able 1023 00:37:28,848 --> 00:37:30,917 to meet me at the coffee shop. 1024 00:37:30,950 --> 00:37:32,052 - Sure. - Okay, 1025 00:37:32,085 --> 00:37:33,053 - I'll be down here. - Okay. 1026 00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:34,688 - All right. Bye. - Bye. 1027 00:37:34,721 --> 00:37:35,922 (tense music) 1028 00:37:35,955 --> 00:37:38,058 - I don't know where I stand with Madison. 1029 00:37:38,091 --> 00:37:40,060 I really liked our relationship, 1030 00:37:40,093 --> 00:37:43,863 but at the Carolina Cup I felt some coldness. 1031 00:37:43,897 --> 00:37:45,098 (box thuds) 1032 00:37:45,131 --> 00:37:47,834 - How long are you gonna milk this cane thing? (laughing) 1033 00:37:47,867 --> 00:37:49,469 - You happy I didn't die? 1034 00:37:51,037 --> 00:37:52,038 (guest laughing) 1035 00:37:52,072 --> 00:37:52,972 (air whooshing) 1036 00:37:53,006 --> 00:37:55,608 So I know that if she's calling, 1037 00:37:55,642 --> 00:37:56,976 Craig definitely said something. 1038 00:37:57,010 --> 00:37:58,111 I know this. 1039 00:37:58,144 --> 00:38:00,980 I can feel it in my bone marrow. 1040 00:38:01,014 --> 00:38:06,086 (suspenseful music) (Madison sighing) 1041 00:38:09,589 --> 00:38:11,091 - Hi, how are you? - Hi. 1042 00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:12,792 Is this one only iced? 1043 00:38:12,826 --> 00:38:14,728 - I can do hot. - Let's try that. 1044 00:38:14,761 --> 00:38:17,063 (machine whirring) 1045 00:38:17,097 --> 00:38:18,064 Thank you. - You're very welcome. 1046 00:38:18,098 --> 00:38:19,065 Enjoy. 1047 00:38:19,099 --> 00:38:23,103 (suspenseful music continues) 1048 00:38:26,773 --> 00:38:29,743 (Madison slurping) 1049 00:38:32,746 --> 00:38:34,714 - Hey, I'll be right there. Good to see you. 1050 00:38:34,748 --> 00:38:37,884 - Good to see you. - Let's see. 1051 00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:39,719 (suspenseful music continues) 1052 00:38:39,753 --> 00:38:40,820 Hey, how are you? - Hi. How are you? 1053 00:38:40,854 --> 00:38:41,988 - Good. - Coffee and tea. 1054 00:38:42,022 --> 00:38:44,057 - Just a water. - Water. Do you want ice? 1055 00:38:44,090 --> 00:38:45,992 - Actually, you know what? A tea would be welcome. 1056 00:38:46,026 --> 00:38:48,695 - Yeah. 1057 00:38:48,728 --> 00:38:50,864 - Thank you. - Perfect. 1058 00:38:50,897 --> 00:38:54,834 (suspenseful music continues) 1059 00:38:56,803 --> 00:38:58,738 - Hey. - How you doing? 1060 00:38:59,739 --> 00:39:01,741 - I've been better. - What's up? 1061 00:39:03,109 --> 00:39:06,880 - You made an accusation that my husband thought 1062 00:39:06,913 --> 00:39:08,114 that you and I were having an affair. 1063 00:39:08,148 --> 00:39:09,616 (tense music) 1064 00:39:09,649 --> 00:39:12,118 - He basically thinks that Brett 1065 00:39:12,152 --> 00:39:15,021 thinks that you and JT are having an affair 1066 00:39:15,055 --> 00:39:16,089 and slept together in Jamaica. 1067 00:39:16,122 --> 00:39:17,924 - What? - And we were like, 1068 00:39:17,957 --> 00:39:19,059 "Nobody thinks that." 1069 00:39:20,293 --> 00:39:23,997 - Well, I think that may have gotten a little bit twisted. 1070 00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:25,865 I didn't say that we had an affair. 1071 00:39:25,899 --> 00:39:28,802 Do you remember in Jamaica when she put on my blue stripes? 1072 00:39:28,835 --> 00:39:30,904 I think it made Brett get a little weird. 1073 00:39:30,937 --> 00:39:32,706 - I don't think he's worried about you though. 1074 00:39:32,739 --> 00:39:34,140 - But then why FaceTime you with your wife 1075 00:39:34,174 --> 00:39:36,142 to ask me if we would hook up in Jamaica? 1076 00:39:36,176 --> 00:39:38,678 - Did he actually say the words "did you hook up"? 1077 00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:41,081 - Oh, it was like you left the beach and went where? 1078 00:39:42,082 --> 00:39:43,817 - I feel blindsided at the fact 1079 00:39:43,850 --> 00:39:45,919 that I thought we were friends. 1080 00:39:45,952 --> 00:39:47,087 - I did too. 1081 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:47,854 - [Madison] It has never been anything more than that. 1082 00:39:47,887 --> 00:39:48,488 - I agree. - And I'm sorry, JT, 1083 00:39:48,521 --> 00:39:50,857 but are you (beep) blind? 1084 00:39:50,890 --> 00:39:52,158 Have you seen my husband? 1085 00:39:52,192 --> 00:39:53,927 Do you really think for one second 1086 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,096 I would have an affair with you? 1087 00:39:56,129 --> 00:39:58,965 (dramatic music) 1088 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:02,669 - But when you FaceTimed me, I was confused. 1089 00:40:02,702 --> 00:40:05,105 - JT, the one time that we called you, 1090 00:40:05,138 --> 00:40:06,940 it was because he said, "Well wait, 1091 00:40:06,973 --> 00:40:08,875 who was in your room late night?" 1092 00:40:08,908 --> 00:40:11,811 And I said, well, "A bunch of people came back to my room. 1093 00:40:11,845 --> 00:40:14,147 It was never just me and you." 1094 00:40:15,882 --> 00:40:17,951 My husband is not a jealous person. 1095 00:40:17,984 --> 00:40:20,787 I mean, being married, obviously I'm gonna call my husband 1096 00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:23,189 every single night and check in with him. 1097 00:40:23,223 --> 00:40:26,126 But one night in Jamaica, I didn't end up calling him. 1098 00:40:26,159 --> 00:40:29,829 And so I think that maybe Brett was just trying to confirm 1099 00:40:29,863 --> 00:40:33,099 that it wasn't me and Austen hanging out, drinking red wine, 1100 00:40:33,133 --> 00:40:35,268 eating McDonald's in the bed. 1101 00:40:35,301 --> 00:40:36,336 - When I care about somebody 1102 00:40:36,369 --> 00:40:38,238 and they call me with their husband on the phone 1103 00:40:38,271 --> 00:40:40,240 and they're asking questions deposing me, 1104 00:40:40,273 --> 00:40:41,808 I felt uncomfortable. 1105 00:40:41,841 --> 00:40:43,977 And then everything changed with you. 1106 00:40:44,010 --> 00:40:45,245 What did I do wrong? 1107 00:40:45,278 --> 00:40:46,913 You mean girled me. 1108 00:40:46,946 --> 00:40:49,149 And I'm like, "Why is my friend mean girling me?" 1109 00:40:49,182 --> 00:40:50,183 - You know what? 1110 00:40:50,216 --> 00:40:51,284 I think Austen might have been right about you 1111 00:40:51,317 --> 00:40:52,152 this whole entire time. 1112 00:40:52,185 --> 00:40:53,253 You are not a gentleman. 1113 00:40:54,254 --> 00:40:57,123 You called Patricia a bitch. You're the bitch. 1114 00:40:58,024 --> 00:40:59,159 - What? 1115 00:40:59,192 --> 00:41:00,760 What are you talking about? 1116 00:41:01,928 --> 00:41:04,998 I don't believe that I ever called that woman that word. 1117 00:41:05,031 --> 00:41:07,200 - Well, that's what I heard. 1118 00:41:07,233 --> 00:41:09,169 - No, I didn't because I know I would never, 1119 00:41:09,202 --> 00:41:11,905 because when I was a little boy, 1120 00:41:11,938 --> 00:41:14,207 you know, little boys challenge their moms. 1121 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:16,810 And I remember one day and I said, "Can we go to 711? 1122 00:41:16,843 --> 00:41:18,011 I want a Slurpee." 1123 00:41:18,044 --> 00:41:19,012 And she said, "No." 1124 00:41:19,045 --> 00:41:21,715 And I said, "Mom, you're a b." 1125 00:41:24,884 --> 00:41:26,152 Whew. 1126 00:41:26,186 --> 00:41:27,954 Last time I ever used that word. 1127 00:41:27,987 --> 00:41:30,023 (tense music) 1128 00:41:30,056 --> 00:41:32,292 I'm sorry that I said what I've said to the boys about 1129 00:41:32,325 --> 00:41:34,094 how I received the FaceTime call 1130 00:41:34,127 --> 00:41:35,095 and I didn't know how to handle it. 1131 00:41:35,128 --> 00:41:36,262 And I wish I had come to you. 1132 00:41:36,296 --> 00:41:38,331 I would like to leave it there. 1133 00:41:38,365 --> 00:41:40,033 It doesn't need to go further. 1134 00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:43,169 - You're unbelievable. 1135 00:41:43,203 --> 00:41:44,037 I really don't- - I'm just being 1136 00:41:44,070 --> 00:41:45,338 real with you. 1137 00:41:45,372 --> 00:41:46,272 - I mean, I don't even know why I'm even wasting 1138 00:41:46,306 --> 00:41:47,974 my time speaking to you. 1139 00:41:48,008 --> 00:41:50,310 - Okay. It's good to see you again. 1140 00:41:50,343 --> 00:41:51,711 (Madison scoffs) 1141 00:41:51,745 --> 00:41:52,312 - Okay. 1142 00:41:55,782 --> 00:41:58,284 I'll be mad at JT until the day I die. 1143 00:41:58,318 --> 00:42:00,320 And I think it's starting to hit him 1144 00:42:00,353 --> 00:42:02,355 that he made a huge mistake. 1145 00:42:02,389 --> 00:42:05,058 I think he's just realizing he lost a good friend. 1146 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,963 (JT sighing) 1147 00:42:11,898 --> 00:42:12,999 (upbeat music) - Next time 1148 00:42:13,033 --> 00:42:14,134 on "Southern Charm." 1149 00:42:15,235 --> 00:42:16,970 - They did a scan on the spot on my kidney. 1150 00:42:18,004 --> 00:42:18,805 - Cancer? - I mean, they don't know. 1151 00:42:18,838 --> 00:42:19,939 (air whooshing) 1152 00:42:19,973 --> 00:42:20,940 - Everyone else talking, meet Gaston. 1153 00:42:20,974 --> 00:42:22,142 - Right? - For your opinion 1154 00:42:22,175 --> 00:42:23,777 by meeting Gaston. 1155 00:42:23,810 --> 00:42:25,378 - Nobody else knows him. 1156 00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:27,280 - He has a short fuse. 1157 00:42:27,313 --> 00:42:29,149 What happened to the goofball 1158 00:42:29,182 --> 00:42:30,350 self-deprecating Craig? 1159 00:42:30,383 --> 00:42:32,252 Like that guy's gone. 1160 00:42:32,285 --> 00:42:35,021 - Did Patricia say why I wasn't invited? 1161 00:42:35,055 --> 00:42:36,823 - Yeah, you don't make the effort. 1162 00:42:36,856 --> 00:42:39,893 - This is my life. You can either swim or leave. 1163 00:42:39,926 --> 00:42:41,995 (dramatic music)