I'd like to introduce everyone
to what they're gonna be painting.
Oh my goodness!
Myka!
[laughter]
We could share.
So you pay half, I pay half?
No, you pay full, and I'll wear it half the time!
We're actually a bit more traditional than people
would think we are.
Every time I look down, I'd be like,
"My vagina did that, you know?"
[laughter]
How's the house hunting going?
So, the house that I really want,
it was in Architectural Digest.
- Right! - It's totally not
in our budget, but that's probably why I like it so much!
[laughter]
I really need this to work,
because I need my career back,
I need more.
Hello!
Hello! How's work?
There's just so much to do, I feel overwhelmed a little bit.
Marco travels almost every week for work.
It's not ideal right now, this is not what
we would have chosen.
I lost my brother.
He actually got killed in front of his son.
Oh!
It's like, let's not make it into some ----ing sob story.
It IS a sob story!
It's not normal--
Okay, well.
How people can even make fun of that [bleep].
Whoa, rewind! There was no making fun.
Margo was there!
Margo's a [bleep] liar!
You're a ----ing bitch!
[tense music]
[theme music]
[electronic dance music]
[car horns]
I am a great driver in America
I am a horrible driver in the UK.
See, I've already parked too close to a tree,
and I can't even open the door.
Go slow.
[engine revving]
Are we in park or drive?
Oh! Sorry, thank you. Yup, that's good.
Yeah, of course I drive in London.
I'm a terrible driver,
but I'm a very confident driver!
[laughter]
No, you don't drive.
You sit in the backseat,
make your phone calls,
do whatever it is you have to do and get out.
See all those little cameras, they're everywhere!
Yeah, they are.
England is not forgiving!
I have never gotten one speeding ticket
in the United States of America.
But, in London,
if I get one more, I lose my license.
I do, like, a 20-point turn.
You don't obviously want to hit the pavement.
Could I get a ticket for hitting the pavement?
Technically? No, okay.
Okay, this little squiggle thing.
What is that?
It's the Yellow Box Junction.
So that's what I crossed over and got the other ticket in.
- Yeah. - Okay.
Oh, I'm on the sidewalk, oooh!
[tires squealing] [vehicle sensor]
Oh, my gosh, I'm hitting a...
What am I hitting over here? Is that a plant?
Just a tree, okay.
I mean, they're sticklers here, with their rules
and their etiquette, and their...
The, the Brits? Mmm!
Mm, mm, mm, mm, ooh! [tires squealing]
I was gonna say, that's enough!
[laughter] Praise be! We made it!
[upbeat music]
Hello!
God, you look--
A vision in blue!
[upbeat music]
Hi, girls!
- Hello! - Hi, mama!
How are you, beautiful ladies?
Hello!
Would you ladies like some water to start with?
Yes, please.
Also the Picpoul de Pinet?
Of course, no problem.
Could I get some El Frau Cordial?
Yeah.
I will have what Kimi's having, actually, that sounds delicious.
It's a nice white.
Love this little mini ketchup, it's so cute.
I love ke-- I put ketchup on everything.
Do you put ketchup on eggs?
[Kimi and Martha]: No!
That is very American.
But I like ketchup, and I love mayonnaise.
And I will never date a man that doesn't eat mayo.
Me either.
Or like, they don't eat meat, there's something wrong
with them. I'm convinced they don't like sex.
Like, if I'm on a date, and that the guy tells me
he doesn't drink or he's vegetarian,
I literally walk out within seven minutes!
Are you ready to order food, guys?
I'm so hungry, I thought you'd never ask!
May I please get the cod and chips?
I'll have the Cornish salt and pepper squid.
Sure.
Like, vegan, takes about 30 seconds!
[laughs]
What have you been up to?
I feel really tired today.
Do you?
Really tired, yeah.
My three year-old woke up at four, like,
- four times the night. - Ohhhh!
It's like one of those.
Three is such a difficult age.
It's really hard.
I mean, there's a lot of pressure being
an etiquette instructor and having children.
I think people think you have these, like,
perfect little beings that don't speak, and only do,
like, perfect things!
[roaring] Okay!
Come here, can I please have your plate?
Can I have your plate, please?
I have all the same issues that every other mom in America has.
I just, maybe, apologize more.
But then, I also am up until 2am.
I'm launching a new company.
Which is essentially, it's called "Mini Manners,"
and it's like manners for children.
But it's about social emotional intelligence,
so it's all kind of developmental.
That's great.
"Mini Manners" targets little people,
up until the age of six, seven, to teach them how to be
really, really good, kind people.
Etiquette really has nothing to do with being snobby
or the 1 % of the world,
it's actually the polar opposite.
Etiquette is about treating everyone around you
with kindness and respect,
and thinking of other people first.
It's a TV show, and it actually involves,
wait for it, puppets.
Valentina, do you want to hear my voice for Jibber?
Okay, ready?
Hello! My name is Jibber!
[laughter]
[crickets chirping]
There's every episode has a different theme.
So it's a huge undertaking,
we've been working on it for years.
It's a good idea.
Thank you, and it's just, it's-- it's such a labor of love.
We should know better.
- Thank you! - That sounds amazing!
The Cornish salt and pepper.
- Wonderful. - Thank you so much.
Is that the squid?
[laughter]
So did you guys have fun yesterday?
- I had a great time-- - I had so much fun, thank you!
Oh my goodness!
[laughter]
Margo was a little surprised.
I was surprised when he started painting a hydrangea!
There we are. It nicely shields.
Have you not seen a penis before, darling?
I don't believe I have,
but I'm so glad you're helping me to get acquainted--
You always close your eyes, then, do you?
[laughter]
Are you still talking?
Well, to be fair to him, it was a really nice hydrangea!
It was a really nice hydrangea!
But it was slightly--
I thought he of all people might be into it.
I thought--
And I thought Lottie got a bit shy.
- Oh! - Yes, yes!
And I mean, I think she's pregnant,
you know how pregnant woman are.
I don't judge pregnant women because
they're in a whole different ball game.
[upbeat music]
Here we go.
Oh, nice!
Yummy!
Can we open, erm, a door?
Of course, yeah.
Yeah, it's very humid.
Are you having the thrush, like, how you say?
I get hot flash, yeah.
Flush, flush. Thrush is something else!
[laughter]
Oh no, none of that!
I'll just get my nails done for my gender reveal.
What color, though?
Well, I'm gonna do, like, a chrome milk color.
Ohh.
Gender reveals are definitely more of an American thing,
but I think they're becoming more and more popular
in England, just because of TikTok culture,
everyone wants to have something to show.
Are you guys having help?
[sigh]
Well, we haven't booked any help, per se, you know.
I recommend a night nurse.
Have you had help?
Or are you just saying that you recommend help
after not having help?
I recommend, yeah, yeah. I had help, I had help
with my son. With River, I've not actually had help,
no, I've like, done it mostly myself.
I kind of wanna do that,
but I know that's like unrealistic.
I had full-time help. I had three nannies, 24/7--
For one baby?
[laughter]
I certainly didn't grow up with butlers and night nurses
and things, my mom had four kids
and did it all on her own.
You and Kimi, are you like, on good terms now?
Yeah, I mean, I di-- No, not on good t--
I don't, I don't know where we stand
because she kind of said sorry/not sorry.
I don't think it's cool to like tell me I can't say that
I don't wanna sit at a lunch that's very dark.
And I apologize if that hurts your feelings,
but I... That's who I am.
Then it's like, oof! She walked away.
I actually went outside the other day and I said,
"Missé, listen.
"I apologize if it offended you, "
- "I didn't mean to offend you." - I'm glad you said that.
Who I do have a problem now with is ----ing Margo.
But you say everything to people's faces,
you didn't know it was a secret.
But obviously, it upset this girl, like,
she actually repeated something and made it into something
bigger than it was.
Okay? And it was unneccessary.
So if anybody hurt ----ing Missé, it was Margo!
Margo doesn't give a flying F-U-C-K about Missé.
Or what happened to Missé,
Margo just wants to make a scene.
I don't trust her now.
You know Margo.
- Yeah. - Very, very well.
You know Kimi very, very well.
You knowing both lions in this fight,
how would you say--
I think, I think this is gonna go down to the wire, man.
I think they will end up wrestling.
I could try and peacekeep,
but I don't think it's gonna work!
I don't think you should be involved.
If I get involved, I'm gonna somehow get it wrong
and they're both gonna turn on me,
I don't want any part of it!
I'm never gonna turn on you!
I am not a PC person,
I am not a polite person, but I am a loyal person.
And anything I say, and I'm a girl's girl,
I have no tolerance for that,
and now she's on my sh-- list, she's ----ed!
[car horn]
[upbeat music]
Welcome to the countryside, people!
Watch your step!
What's your bets on, boy or girl?
I'm "boy."
You're in on "boy?"
I think it's a girl.
I'm just so excited to know,
I did some tarot cards, and it said boy.
Upright for girl, and reverse for a boy.
Okay, so it's predicting a boy.
That's interesting.
Hello!
[laughter]
You look amazing!
I feel like a bride!
I don't wanna touch you, 'cause you're so white!
With the gender reveal,
you know, there's some things that we sort of walked down
the more traditional line.
You said to me, "Oh, don't do one of those gender reveals!"
Well, it's a good, it's a nice idea, though.
I think making it a celebration makes it--
Yeh!
Even more special.
We talked about just doing it in the scan at the hospital,
and that would've been really private and amazing,
but at the same time, with everything that's happened
with my dad's illness.
About eight years ago,
my dad was diagnosed with liver cancer.
It's been eight years now, and he's like, still with us.
- That's amazing! - Wow!
Getting the families together just seems that little bit
more important.
Oh hi, Dad!
How are you?
Well, I'm okay.
Do you like the house?
Yeah, it's beautiful, isn't it?
So my dad was a CEO,
and I didn't really see him that much when I was growing up,
for he was always working.
I have the two dads! Grandads day!
Yeah, well... Yeah.
Since he'd been diagnosed with his illness,
I just feel so much gratitude that he's managing
to get to these milestones that we can all share together.
And we can get non-alcoholic cocktails,
non-alcoholic beer.
Okay. I tried the mojito, by the way.
Yeh, what did you think, it was good, wasn't it?
- It was good. - And I liked the--
- Moscow Mule. - Moscow Mule was really good.
We definitely have as close a relationship today
as we've ever had.
Erm, everyone?
We're gonna start gathering to do the cake.
I was trying to look at it like this,
and I can't see through it!
I'm more nervous now than when I got married!
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Thank you everyone for coming.
We don't know if it's gonna be a boy or a girl.
[laughter]
That's a guess, and that's a guess!
If it's a boy, it's blue inside,
with blueberry and then lemon ganache.
If it's a girl, it's pink inside,
with strawberry jam and then vanilla creme crème brulée.
Yeh.
Okay, MasterChef!
[laughter]
- Okay, are you ready? - Yeah.
- Three! - Two!
- Okay, go! - One!
I know what it is!
Oh my God, I can see what it is!
Yeah, hands in, hands in!
Get in there!
[cheering]
I had this vision of dresses and tiaras and things like that.
So you've got a little footballer in there!
[laughter]
I now have these visions of mini suits!
Yes! The mini suits are coming.
So cute!
Congratulations!
We're having a boy!
Okay, we love to dress two people matching,
- but imagine a mini one! - Yeah, three!
You know what I'm nervous about, now?
' Cause when baby boys,
they wee on you all the time, don't they?
[whistle]
[laughter] I'm pretty sure that's not,
like, sexually ambiguous, I think girls do that--
And also, it's really weird, I've got like a little willy
inside me now, that's so weird!
[laughter]
Yeh, you've got some adjusting to do!
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
Here we go, are you ready?
Yeah!
You ready to see the new, big house?
Bee owse!
Yeah, big house! Let's go inside.
Yeah!
Oh my goodness, look!
Wow, you match this room!
[Della giggling]
This looks nice, doesn't it?
Wow!
Let's go upstairs, you wanna go upstairs?
Yup!
Normally when I go into a space,
I like, bring my sage and my palo santo and stuff,
but this house just has a vibe,
it has these really bright, but warm colors.
Everything has been thought out.
Do you have a favourite color?
Yeah!
What color?
Black.
Black?
- Yeah. - Okay.
We almost doubled our budget,
but you know, everything is perfect.
Alright. [Della giggling]
Oh my goodness, it's Mommy's room!
[gasp]
What do you think?
Oh, Mommy, oh!
Yeah, Mommy and Dada will sleep here.
I need everyone in my family to be comfortable and happy,
because I really, really, really wanna get back to work.
The baby!
[gasp] That is the baby's room!
Yay!
[laughter]
Oh my gosh, a baby chair!
I really wanna feel like myself again,
I really wanna have a purpose
outside of the home again.
I miss going to work,
I miss going to set,
I miss going to auditions, and auditions suck!
I miss all of it.
Look!
[gasp]
Let's go look outside.
You explore, while Mommy calls Martha.
[FaceTime dialing]
Hi, Mama!
Hi!
Oh my God, I literally just got here,
it is unbelievable!
My stuff is arriving soon, then, you know.
I'll get to unpacking, which you know
a little bit about.
Well, I was thinking because it's so hot and sunny,
we should take advantage of my garden.
Wanna come over?
I'm sure it will be all good vibes!
So tell me, how are you after figure drawing?
I'm okay, but I had dinner with,
uh, Kimi and Myka yesterday.
Kimi says that you're a snake in the grass.
Who I do have a problem now with is ----ing Margo.
She actually repeated something
and made it into something bigger than it was.
Okay? And it was unneccessary.
You did kind of go and tell Missé something
that she didn't need to know.
No, no, that's the difference.
She did need to know, that's the whole difference.
She said very clearly,
"I want to know things, I really care about that."
She's mad at me for telling Missé?
I...what's the po-- Are we in middle school?
How did I get this wrong, how is this my problem, Kimi?
I don't think either of you are right in this situation,
I think you're both wrong, and horrible right now!
Wait, wait, wait! You think I'm being horrible
to Kimi, Martha? Wait, are you serious?
No, are you just trying to say anything to get out
of the line of fire?
I'm stuck in the middle, and I don't wanna be!
But you can love someone who's wrong!
Can be, she can be really tough because
she's had to be really tough.
But I also know that there is a heart of gold in there,
and she is a lioness and she will fight for her friends.
Well, she better roar and show up because right now,
she's just looking like a bitch.
[upbeat music]
Need more flowers.
I love cooking, I genuinely love cooking.
This is gonna be the vegetable.
I've learnt from my mom,
and then I had lessons in London.
I've never worked in a restaurant,
but I have written for magazines, like recipes.
I have a brand called Emma's Kitchen.
Welcome to Emma's Kitchen.
This is part of Longleat House,
and it's very close to my heart.
So, I've done it professionally.
[gasp]
So exciting!
Okay.
I don't even know if everyone eats meat.
I don't host people. I don't have parties.
I had no idea how much goes into hosting people,
how many things have to be thought about,
how many things you have to buy,
how many things you have to set up.
How do you we work you?
Yuck! It's actually not really my strong suit!
Hosting's work, it's a lot of work.
[screaming]
- You look amazing! - You look so beautiful!
I have thrown lots and lots and lots of parties
over the years, small, medium, large.
I am so excited!
At Longleat, I've done dinners by the lake,
when hippos came up to look at us!
I've done dinners on the roof,
when we had Diana Ross singing across the lake.
Open up! [bell ringing]
Bitch! [laughter]
Hello?
What kind of service do they have?
It's fine, you don't need to come!
Oh, okay!
Hello!
But we are thirsty!
I mean, I've done lots of different things.
And I love the challenge.
Event planning is hard, it is a skill, it's huge!
This looks so pretty!
For you! The cakes are made from Aperol, so.
Let me see!
Oh my God, Emma, those are gorgeous!
Of course they are, they contain alcohol, darling!
You joking?!
When I used to go to Longleat before Emma showed up,
we had to drink wine out of a sh--ty box!
The sheets stunk!
The mattress was so old!
[laughter]
And I was like, "She's the best thing ever!"
[upbeat music]
[doorbell]
Hi, my gorgeous!
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
[gasp]
Oh my goodness, it's so dreamy in here!
I know!
This is so dreamy!
I love Margo's pad, it's so sexy!
So I've set up drinks in the garden.
Oh, wow, this is so lovely!
- Thank you! - I love it!
It's such a good life. I would just be like,
"Take a picture of me here!" [camera flashes]
"Take a picture of me here!"
[camera flashes] [laughter]
[bottle cork pops] Whoo!
Cheers!
How cute is that?
They are the non-alcoholic.
And we can just try them.
Where's my wine?
Oh my God, that tastes like booze.
- Good? - You wanna taste it?
Yeah.
Ooh, very sparkly, huh?
So sparkly, so nice.
Gosh! That was really sparkly!
[laughter]
So are you excited to see the girls?
I'm really excited.
I was stressed out getting everything ready,
but I guess once you do it a few times--
Exactly, you get used to it. Yeah.
You, like, know what to do and stuff.
[doorbell]
I always wanted to be a lady who hosts.
- Hello! - Hello!
Look at you!
This is gorgeous.
Happy housewarming! It is a loose top, be careful.
How cool is this?
[indistinct]
Sputnik.
Margo's house is definitely different to my style.
I personally don't think I'd want to live in
an all yellow hallway and an all pink room.
But it's a look, and we-- I can respect that.
Congratulations!
Oh, so happy for you, how did it go?
- Yeah, really good. - Was it amazing?
Yeah, it was really good.
I saw the photos, amazing!
[laughter]
Aww, was he so happy it was a boy?
Yeah, he was really happy--
You designed these, oh my God! That's so perfect!
I thought, I was like, Miss Della, I'd feel like,
coming to London, has to have a--
She is gonna love that, 'cause she knows her manners.
I usually will bring a host gift,
or if I don't, then I will send something after,
as a thank you.
Come with me. There is actual rosé,
if you want it.
Oh yeah, I would love a glass of rosé!
[laughter]
I'll give you a glass of rosé as well!
Hosting is hard, it's a lot of work,
and I think it's so important to show gratitude
for being invited, and it can be just the tiniest little thing,
just to be like,
"I was thinking about you, thank you."
Just try one of this, and we can have a glass of wine.
Thank you, darling!
Oh my goodness, I feel so special!
She went out and bought all these like organic,
non-alcoholic wines,
it was very cute and nice, but...
This one I just had, it's, like, unbelievable.
I just wanted a wine, you know?
I wanted an alcoholic wine!
Oh, this is just divine! It's like a sanctuary!
This is really nice.
There's, um, tree in your drink, but whatever.
[laughter]
- He can drink it! - It's protein!
Emma, he's had far worse in his mouth,
that won't kill him!
[laughter]
What have you been up to, darling?
How's your crazy bird?
She's fabulous!
You know that her bird,
you have to wear goggles when you go in the house!
Hecate, there's champagne! Oh, now darling,
do you want some goggles,
in case she comes on your shoulder?
They're quite cool, they're quite 70s!
No? Okay, okay.
The reason Martha likes Margo
is because it's like her bird.
Just when you think you're not wearing goggles,
it pecks your eyeball out!
[laughter] Oh, stop it!
Exactly the same!
How ----ing dare you, coming from you?
[laughter]
Do you know what?
Wait, wait!
Kimi's pissed off, because Margo out-maneuverd her--
Out-maneuverd me? She's embarrassing!
She was trying to apologize to Missé,
and Margo sat on the other side.
I don't need to get attention.
Kimi Murdoch!
You do everything for attention!
You are the loudest little person I've ever met!
You're like a pint-sized Popeye for attention!
And then, Kimi had to turn from side to side--
No, Margo just wanted attention.
That's why she wears her shirts up to here, and she's like...
She out-maneuverd you, it was a genius maneuver,
- and now, you're furious! - Oh, she looked so dumb.
I'm not! I'm laughing at her.
Margo was like Wellington,
she was a genius!
Victory!
And you're cross about that,
because you don't want to apologize!
She just, she's just clamoring for attention.
But she's not just clamoring for attention.
She is! That's why she wears
tight, velour jumpsuits, darling!
[laughter]
She has bad style. Really bad style.
She does ----ing not!
Hideous! It's so tacky!
She's one of the most stylish women in the world!
Oh my God! You're the first one that said
the outfits were hideous, I mean!
I said the jumpsuit was hideous!
You said they were all kind of hideous.
She's perfect, apart from the jumpsuit.
I don't like the crushed velvet.
What?
[laughter]
I mean, I wasn't the one that said it, but I mean,
I concur with Martha, 100%.
It looked very cheap!
And it was probably expensive, but looked cheap.
Look, she's been in LA,
where people just wear Lululemon for like--
Well, she's not anymore!
There's a lot of chic people in LA,
Margo's just not one of them!
[laughter] Just, just!
- Sorry to inform you of that! - Just!
Oh! My neck is itchy because of all of this!
You are not allergic!
This is Kimi's version of an intervention,
which is aggressive!
Ultimately, Kimi is a very fair person,
and she will always see things objectively.
Kimi should be a top barrister,
it's a real shame she's got a trust fund,
she's wasted not in law.
I've an allergic reaction to this!
I genuinely love this girl!
Okay, you might love her, but let's not sit here--
No!
And pretend it isn't what it is!
All they're doing is slagging off Margo's clothes.
Which is progress, Margo is wearing clothes;
she wasn't last time she was in London!
So shut up!
I don't see it as you see it.
Okay, okay!
I think she's fabulous, I think she looks amazing!
I am so surprised she's your friend!
My love, could I... Did you want a glass of wine?
A glass of wine? Yes, sorry!
Of course, of course you can. In fact, do you guys wanna eat?
- Yeah. - Should we--
Whatever you planned.
- You're the host. - If you like your drink,
bring it, I will get you a glass of wine,
and you a glass of wine if you wanted.
That was lovely, very refreshing.
So refreshing.
I cannot believe that I'm the one who is doing this,
like, it's unfathomable!
London has changed you!
Did you get wine yet?
No, not yet.
Okay.
I don't think she wants us to drink, actually!
[laughter]
Where am I going for the restroom?
Alright, ladies!
Gorgeous!
Myka, I had to ask ChatGPT if I needed a small fork
if I was only serving one course!
[laughter]
Help me! Girl, help me out!
Oh, this is amazing, thank you so much!
Oh, my God, the wine!
Oh yeah!
Did you want a glass of wine?
I would love one!
Thank you so much, thank you!
She's a bit rusty with the hosting, Margo!
Stop! [laughing]
Wow!
That's not okay for a party! Next time, I bring my own wine!
[laughing]
- Oh, my God! - It's probably better!
- Sorry! - It's probably better!
One glass each!
One glass each, okay?
Should I get like, a champagne glass for you,
so it feels like a lot?
No, it's fine!
It's perfect.
Dinner is served! Burrata.
- How wonderful! - Looks delicious!
Would you like one?
I would, Emma darling, thank you so much!
That looks really lovely.
Oh, I don't want that one!
[laughter]
I mean, you know,
this arse wasn't built for nothing!
[laughter] Anything she can
get in her mouth!
Who needs a drink?
I always need a drink.
Darling, you don't need! You just prefer!
No, I need!
[laughter]
I don't like you tonight, just FYI!
Pardon?
You're being a bitch.
Oh, my God!
Why are you being a bitch?
[laughter]
At least, there's no surprises with me!
She's absolutely not sorry.
Why are you being a cow?
Nothing's happening at home!
La vache folle!
Everything's alright, nothing's bad in my house.
I just wanna hear this conversation
at the other dinner.
Oh! So all the others have met up, like,
without us as well?
- I guess they're meeting up! - Have they?
Should we FaceTime them now?
Be like, "Stop bitching about it!"
What would they bitch about?
I don't know.
There's nothing to bitch about.
I don't know.
You said Kimi was on the warpath for you.
Oh yeah! Myka?
Were you there, with Martha and Kimi?
Yes. At.
- When? - Why?
What happened?
Um, did Martha tell you anything yet?
She clearly did, 'cause you, you know--
She said--
Tell me.
She said, "Whoo, I saw Kimi,
and she is, like, gunning for you."
And I was like, "Excusez-moi?"
Why for you?
Why?
You ----ing bitch!
----ing bitch!
Oh dear.
What happened?
Well...
Uh, so...
So Kimi, she... all she sort of said was...
I've never been more uncomfortable.
Now I'm kind of like, "Haaa!"
She said she was upset that her conversation left the car.
Kimi, she was just like,
"That's just what happens with drugs."
What?
Maybe Kimi should never speak to me again!
That's a bit tricky for Martha then,
to be in this, in the middle.
I don't know.
I mean, it's, I don't have actually something
against Margo, she's just everything I didn't expect.
Shall I tell you something?
- Please. - Please.
A friend of mine.
Mm-hmm.
Who's known Margo for about a decade.
Here we go.
Hasn't seen her for some time.
Sees her again at the garden party.
Mm-hmm.
And tells me... she's unrecognizable.
There you go.
In terms of her manner.
Mm-hmm.
Demeanor.
What I'd been told is that reportedly, since her marriage,
Margo has become an absolute diva.
She's vain, she's narcissistic,
she's obsessed with money.
I have, like, a pretty major budget, okay.
What's your budget?
50K USD per month.
I actually really like these tracksuit bottoms.
That's because they're really beautiful,
designer Japanese pants.
They're vintage Westwood.
[loud gasp]
Work it!
And this vintage Lacroix.
well, well, well!
She has become insufferable,
and it's all about her, all the time.
Now, I don't know whether this is true,
but it certainly comes across as being quite likely.
Well, she got sober.
We wouldn't know about that, Kimi.
That shouldn't make people worse.
That shouldn't make people--
She's not worse, she's amazing!
I'm telling you now, Margo will [bleep] you over.
I've never seen these two have a spat.
I see them as a double act,
Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
They're a bit like the Muppets,
who sit in the theater?
The two old men in the theater,
who sit in the box and slag everyone off?
That is Kimi and Martha!
You mark my words!
Margo and I have been friends
for 20 years,
she's never ----ed me over yet.
Oh yes! Well, guess what? She already did.
She didn't!
Okay. Well, then I'm not your friend.
Kimi always says,
she'll say whatever to your face.
Mm-hmm.
So why is she so upset that they've been said to her face?
The problem is, like, what Kimi said,
and the way that she spoke to both of you is not okay.
And the aggression was just too much.
I'm siding with Margo,
because I feel like if that was me
in that situation,
I'd want my friend to tell me as well.
The next time you see Kimi,
what do you think, how do you think
you'll approach this situation?
Like, if she wants to talk to me,
she'll come to me. I am not approaching her.
You're just gonna let it go.
I'm just gonna let it go.
What about you, Margo?
You've not done anything wrong!
I don't have a problem with Kimi,
and if Kimi wants to bark at me like some deranged corgi,
like, then she just will,
you know what I mean?
Like, I don't know!
She would be a corgi if she was a dog!
- Isn't she a corgi? - Yes. Yes, yes.
Corgi Kimi! I love that!
What would you say, and she's like,
"Oh now she's mad at you!" It's like, whatever!
Oh, there'll be someone else she's mad at next week.
Yeah, sure.
I am seeing a pattern.
Yeah.
I just hope it's not me!
I mean, if somebody stabbed you in the back,
I would've defended you.
I did defend you!
- No you didn't. - I said, "That's Kimi."
You're still defending her.
If I feel Kimi needs defending,
I will defend her if I feel she's right.
I hate you so much right now!
As much as I understand
how this arose,
I don't think she's right.
Where's your loyalty?
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Coming up.
Inside table for two?
Yes, of course!
[upbeat music]
[car horn]
Whoo, okay!
Ooh! You got it?
The gang's all here!
The gang's all here.
I feel like Gepetto.
Hello! Hi! How are you?
Good morning!
Good, everything looks great!
Love it, love it.
Allie, you have a script already down there?
Okay, I got a script.
She has a script, I'll have Veggie on this side.
Mini Manners is something that I see as so much work now,
but I think it can last generations if I do it right.
Okay, ready? [clears throat]
Camera rolling.
Hi, friends! Wow! What's going on here?
To teach the next generation kindness is what I would love
to be my life's work.
Hi, friends!
Hold on, Moxie looks like she's not doing so hot.
It's so hard to know what it looks like.
No, it's okay!
I would love to teach adults how to be kind.
Apparently, your friend is a madam.
- Is that true? - What?
Was talking about your friend,
where you was a bit like,
"Oh, she's a bit cringe."
I'm looking at a heartless, mean, cold, bitter woman!
That's a little harder!
Napkins in our lap! [laughter]
Where's our lap?
It's down here! The crotch!
Oh, we've lost your head, Veggie Boo!
[laughter]
Myka, can you move his head up a bit?
You hold your fork like this!
Wow, really?
Puppeteers are dying! Do you need water?
No!
It looks like a veggie tornado in here!
This looks like the wildest dinner party I've ever seen!
Okay, should we cut there?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- That's a wrap! - Yay!
That's a wrap!
Mini Manners is impacting my life greatly,
because it's so much up front work.
But asking for help is very hard for me
because it's admitting that you can't do something.
Which doesn't feel good.
How's Max? Is he doing any better?
Oh, he's been so sick.
Hey, urgh! Hi, monkey! How you doing, monkey?
Poor thing was up, was coughing.
At one o'clock,
then it was not even five hours and my alarm went off,
and I was like, "Ugh!"
Yeah, it's been a hard week, it's been a really, like,
'cause it, there's just, the stakes are so high,
especially this week.
But you know, I think the part,
the pressure for me is,
it's like launching a whole other company, I'm exhausted.
You know, Marco's been traveling for work
a lot lately, more than usual.
Hi, my love!
Um, it was a very long week.
I'm excited for you to get home!
Last week, he was away for four full days during the week,
a few weeks in a row now.
So, for me, it's a hard time to lose that other half of you.
Yeah, he's your partner!
There are times where I'm juggling so much,
that I feel burnt out. I'm like, "Whoo, where are you?"
I'm doing, like, deep breathing,
and wishing that my husband was home.
But, at the end of the day,
it's kind of the cards we've been dealt with right now.
For the first time, maybe, in my whole life,
I'm feeling my emotional, mental health,
like, off-balance.
I don't wanna let you all down,
I don't wanna let my husband down,
my children, my family.
And your body's probably done all the adrenaline it's got.
Yeah.
To make it happen.
You're like constantly in fight or flight.
Yes, yes! I'm in fight or flight mode.
Now is a time where I can't stop, because I'm so close.
[♪♪♪]
Hi, how are you?
Hello! Good afternoon!
Can I get an inside table for two?
Yes, of course!
[♪♪♪]
Hello!
Hey, Missé, how are you? Looking very summery!
- Nice to see you. - I'm really well, thank you.
I love your bag!
Oh, thank you!
My eyes went straight on that!
[laughter]
She dresses so lovely, Kimi.
I really wanna hate her, like, to be like, you ---ing bitch.
But she's wearing an amazing bag,
it's staring at me, and I'm like,
"I [bleep] hate you! I love your bag!"
[laughter]
Hello, ladies! Would you like anything to drink?
I would have a diet Coke
A Diet Coke? Perfect.
Cause I feel like I need some fizzy drink!
I'll order a glass of the um, Gusbourne blanc de blanc.
Yeah. So we've got--
Yeah, should we share a salad, or?
- Do you like burrata? - Yeah.
- Thanks. - Thank you.
I'm really happy you actually wanted to meet.
Well, I thought we should have a chat,
because I feel like something that was
so unintentionally, you know,
said, became, like, magnified into this huge thing.
Mmm. I mean, for my point,
I felt we did have a really nice day.
You'd see me in this, like, crazy mode--
I just thought you were a featherweight fighter!
[laughter]
No, but, I mean, I do have the Albanian, you know!
I'm quite feisty.
I like that!
I'm very feisty, I'm not gonna lie!
We did have a nice day.
And then when we sat down, I just felt I want to
get to know people.
When I did say something about it in the car,
I didn't say it in a way
that was like, something very negative towards you.
I just said it like, "Oh, I had read about this."
I felt, like, really, sad and disrespected.
[♪♪♪]
When I did say something about it in the car,
I didn't say it in a way that was like, something
very negative towards you.
I just said it like, "Oh, I had read about this."
I felt, like, really, sad and disrespected.
And then when I tried to talk to you, the other day--
I was trying to talk to you,
but then I had Margo come on my side, like a barking dog
at the back.
There was no making fun.
You are--
Is that what you said? And expect you to go back
like a ----ing hypocrite and mur--
That's not what hypocrite means!
Go to ----ing college!
No, no, I just said--
I think it was really strong of her to actually stand up
- and say-- - I don't think that's
standing up, I think that's causing friction between people
that was not even existent.
But I felt like you didn't value my feelings.
I didn't mean it in an intentional way
to say something negative about your experience.
I mean, you did say that I did it for attention.
Well...
...'cause I kind of felt that a little bit.
But it was never.
Okay, fair enough.
I'm just not that sensitive.
I mean, everyone has their,
what I call, crutch, as a coping mechanism.
Yeah.
Some people find it in religion.
- Yeah, and that's, yeah-- - Some people find it in humor.
You know, I never judge people on what they wanna use as their,
what I call, crutch. So--
But you did a little bit judge me.
[laughter]
Well, I'm a little bitchy too, to be honest!
[laughter]
Now I realize you're much more sensitive,
and I will be aware of that.
I really appreciate that.
I don't want Missé to be upset.
She felt like people were disrespecting her
brother's death.
And I feel really bad.
I'm kind of getting, learning to accept people
as they are. Everyone deals differently with things.
- Well, cheers. - Really appreciate that.
Kimi, this is how she deals with it.
It doesn't come from a bad place.
I didn't know what I was expecting, coming.
I was like, I really hope--
You were hoping I was standing with a knife?
[laughter]
Despite of what's happened between me and Kimi,
I'm happy to kind of close that chapter, and move on.
She's half Swedish, but I like the Albanian bit,
you know, she's got balls.
She calls a spade a spade,
and I actually have much more respect for that
than anything else.
When it comes to Margo, I really think you guys
should have a conversation.
I really don't think she meant it in a malicious way,
and I feel she's quite genuine.
I-I thought that too,
but Mark said to me the other day that
when he had his garden party,
a girl had come to him and said,
"Oh, I actually knew Margo from years and years ago,
when she lived in London,
and I was talking to her tonight
and it's a completely different person,
she's got her acting hat on."
In the early 2000s, I made a movie that at the time,
was the sexiest British film ever made!
I'm sharing this information with Missé,
because I feel she needs to be informed about
the false nature of Margo!
I don't know, I, she just--
I don't know, either. Talk to Mark.
Margo needs to sit down and re-evaluate
being a girl's girl, because she's a bit
of a hypocrite, I think.
And I'll say it to her face.
[♪♪♪]
Still to come this season, on Ladies of London.
I would like to extend an invitation to Longleat.
Whoo!
[upbeat music]
Oh, my God, this is so cool!
- Hey, aaah! - Hi!
My underwear is very loose, for some reason!
[laughter]
Aaah!
It really is giving Balenciaga!
It's giving Paris!
Look at this!
I know, you can really see it now.
Thank you for coming!
Cheers!
Love you guys!
I'm sorry about the VPL.
What's VPL?
Visible Panty Line.
Oh!
It's Alaia! He's a very important designer--
- Stop, stop-- - If you have seen "Clueless!"
Why don't you ----ing defend me for once?
Because you are a psychotic bitch!
I can't just agree with you because you're gonna cry.
Why are you so obsessed with me?
Darling, who wouldn't be obsessed with you,
have you seen yourself?
Oh, you're so weird!
I think Mark wants to [bleep]!
She's a lunatic!
We are not gonna get anywhere, sweetie!
It's not over yet, the fat lady has not sung.
I'll sing later!