1 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:06,790 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:06,823 --> 00:00:09,501 - Your husband, where's he from? - Oh, he's from Lebanon. 3 00:00:09,568 --> 00:00:10,677 He did not want to marry me. 4 00:00:10,777 --> 00:00:13,146 I was like, "You're marrying me." 5 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:15,616 By the way, I'm running a 10k! 6 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,309 "Running," she says. 7 00:00:17,342 --> 00:00:20,354 I'm struggling through a 10k in Nairobi. 8 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:22,322 - Why would you wanna do that? - For Tusk! 9 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,624 The Wildlife charity. 10 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,517 I mean it's exciting to visit Nairobi. 11 00:00:25,584 --> 00:00:28,020 To do this race. I actually have to do it now. 12 00:00:28,086 --> 00:00:29,596 You wouldn't be wearing this 13 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,999 if you didn't have a touch of venom in you now, would you? 14 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:33,467 [tense music] 15 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,036 Cruella is out in full force! 16 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,373 At least these birds didn't die in vain, darling! 17 00:00:40,198 --> 00:00:42,034 You are a troublemaker. 18 00:00:42,534 --> 00:00:45,712 You're like a total carny, no wonder you live in LA. 19 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,180 'Cause it's a ----ing fake city. 20 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,215 What is your problem? 21 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:49,441 Why are you always defending her? 22 00:00:49,541 --> 00:00:50,918 Why don't you ----ing defend me for once? 23 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:52,486 Because you are a psychotic bitch! 24 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,788 [dramatic music] 25 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,515 [theme song] 26 00:01:05,557 --> 00:01:07,935 [upbeat music] 27 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:12,130 The kids are so excited to have family here. 28 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:13,198 Aw. 29 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,878 And she didn't wanna kill it. 30 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,372 And I was like, "That's just like Myka when she was young." 31 00:01:20,405 --> 00:01:21,281 Aw! 32 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:23,283 I am one of three children. 33 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:25,652 I am the middle child, the only girl. 34 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,480 My older brother is Shane, and my younger brother is Bron. 35 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,023 But Max.... 36 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:31,592 - Oh, no. - Wanted to kill the bug. 37 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:32,960 - Oh! - Which was me! 38 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:35,529 Bron lives in Boston, and he flew in for my birthday. 39 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:36,964 Tryna kick some butt now. 40 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:38,732 Okay, be easy on me. 41 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,092 It's been a few days. 42 00:01:40,158 --> 00:01:43,570 Bron is the best trainer in America. 43 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,272 [upbeat music] 44 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:50,544 Oh! My goodness. 45 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:53,013 We got a good cloudy British day, 46 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,073 which is probably a great workout day. 47 00:01:55,107 --> 00:01:57,843 Every week we've got a weekly call where we work out. 48 00:01:57,943 --> 00:02:00,320 - Hey! - Hey. What's going on? 49 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:01,555 [panting] 50 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:03,448 Four, yeah. Come up. 51 00:02:03,515 --> 00:02:05,058 - And then squeeze your glutes. - Squeezing. 52 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,660 One... get low, get low, get low. 53 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:07,628 Yep, there you go. 54 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,896 It's just such a cool thing to me 55 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:12,599 that we get to work together on a weekly basis. 56 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,335 I mean, if he can train me, he can train anyone. 57 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:16,570 [whistle] 58 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:18,005 - Hello! - Welcome! 59 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:19,740 - Hi! - Morning! 60 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,575 Welcome! 61 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:23,777 - Is this your brother? - This is my brother! 62 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,345 - This is your brother! - Oh, welcome! 63 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:26,680 Thank you so much! 64 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:28,749 - Is he coming to polo with us? - He's coming. 65 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:30,475 It's obviously my birthday week, 66 00:02:30,542 --> 00:02:32,486 and every year, I naturally just love polo, 67 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:34,438 - so I do a polo lunch. - Yeah. 68 00:02:34,471 --> 00:02:35,981 So this year... I thought, 69 00:02:36,048 --> 00:02:37,491 I would get out of my comfort zone 70 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:39,226 in this next trip around the sun, 71 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:42,095 and take a polo class for my birthday. 72 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:43,597 - You in? - Yeah! 73 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:46,099 Bron and I virtually train every week together, 74 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:47,934 and so I was like, "You know what? While you're here." 75 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:50,495 What an opportunity to kick some butt and have some fun. 76 00:02:50,562 --> 00:02:52,439 - Don't kick my butt too hard. - No, no, no. 77 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:54,241 We're gonna have some fun. You guys ready? 78 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:55,776 Okay. Oh, are we standing up? 79 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,411 Can't start on sitting, we got-- 80 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:58,445 [laughing] 81 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:00,072 Here we go. Go quick feet in place. 82 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:00,981 Get those feet moving. 83 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,115 [all breathing heavily] 84 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:04,217 Go, girl! Go, girl! 85 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:05,452 [laughing] 86 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:08,255 Americans are hardcore with their workouts. 87 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,424 Of course, I have the exceptional Emmas, 88 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,526 but most of my friends do not workout. 89 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:15,696 Let's go, keep it going. Squat down low. 90 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,130 I don't think my body goes that way. 91 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:18,256 [laughing] 92 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,591 Down, girl. 93 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:20,801 I've been single for a long time. 94 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,402 [laughing] 95 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,739 I wanna be the kind of girl that wakes up at 6 AM 96 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,307 and goes for a 14.5 km run. 97 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,476 [sighing heavily] 98 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:32,003 I'm not that kinda girl. 99 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:34,840 So this next one, we're gonna be going to some walkout planks. 100 00:03:34,873 --> 00:03:35,716 Ooh. 101 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,301 [chuckling] 102 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:40,779 Well, hello. 103 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,639 [chuckling] 104 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:44,516 He has a great body. 105 00:03:44,549 --> 00:03:45,759 [choral singing] 106 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,953 Get some vitamin D out here, right, everything? 107 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,362 We're in England now, 108 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,856 you have to take that in pill format. 109 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:53,100 Bron's a sweetheart! 110 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,001 He's like a very happy puppy with a moustache. 111 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:57,204 [laughing] 112 00:03:57,637 --> 00:03:59,172 Oh, yeah, looks good. Twisting those abs. 113 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:00,674 Tummy in, tits out. 114 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,142 [laughing] 115 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,343 Oh, my God. 116 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,744 [all]: Woo! 117 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:05,829 Thanks, guys. Thanks for coming. 118 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,850 Yeah. I really do. 119 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,351 Aren't you ready for a cigarette? 120 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:13,120 - Yeah. - Wait, so, Margo. 121 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:16,081 I wanted to check up on you and see, after everything, 122 00:04:16,148 --> 00:04:17,457 which was a fabulous party-- 123 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:19,159 Oh, you're so kind! I got so pissed 124 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,961 I forgot to tell anyone to eat anything. 125 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,930 Who else needed champagne? I'm being a very lax hostess. 126 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:25,932 Thank you so much. 127 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,702 [chuckling] 128 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,203 I ate. It was delicious! 129 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:32,105 It was amazing, actually. 130 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:34,441 Um, but I wanted to see how you're doing-- 131 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:37,102 Aw, thank you. You're always so thoughtful. 132 00:04:37,169 --> 00:04:38,645 Well, that was a tough one. 133 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,247 You wouldn't be wearing this 134 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,983 if you didn't have a touch of venom in you now, would you? 135 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,887 I actually feel bad for Martha, 'cause when she finds out 136 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,847 what a sh--ty friend you really are. 137 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,123 You're like a total con. 138 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,351 When two people gang up on you, 139 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:56,463 and everyone else is neutral... 140 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:57,956 you're being ganged up on. 141 00:04:58,023 --> 00:05:00,634 I feel, like, really bullied, really attacked. 142 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,360 - Oh. - Well, Kimi... 143 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:04,529 she genuinely has a heart of gold. 144 00:05:04,629 --> 00:05:05,739 [tense music] 145 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,340 - But she's a tiger-- - Yeah. 146 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,810 And she's a tiger because she's had to be a ----ing tiger. 147 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:13,104 And if you're on the wrong side of those claws, it's vicious. 148 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:14,915 And you're so similar-- 149 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,716 - I know-- - That you clash, 150 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,143 and then you're like, wait, actually... 151 00:05:18,210 --> 00:05:20,220 we could be best friends. Because you share a best friend. 152 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,756 - I know. - You and Kimi will sort it out. 153 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,091 Because you'll both say it to each other's faces. 154 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,277 With Mark, I feel like it's something similar. 155 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:29,529 I don't think it's a genuine meanness in him, 156 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:32,065 I think it's a playing for the laugh. 157 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,466 He likes to be funny. 158 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,127 And sometimes what he says to be funny is cruel-- 159 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:37,829 But then just be funny. 160 00:05:37,896 --> 00:05:41,474 Kimi is forthcoming, but with Mark, 161 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,611 to say all these things behind my back 162 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:47,314 and then be nice to my face is just two-faced. 163 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,050 I think he's so insecure 164 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:53,687 that he thinks that this fake little clown thing 165 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:57,816 that he does is better than the real version of him. 166 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:00,752 He's desperate for everyone to like him. 167 00:06:00,852 --> 00:06:03,446 [upbeat music] 168 00:06:06,358 --> 00:06:07,834 - Hello! [all]: Hello! 169 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,070 - How are you? - How are you? 170 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:12,272 Lovely to see you, lovely to see you. 171 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,807 Always the highlight. 172 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,776 - How are you? - How are you, my friend? 173 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,812 I just look for excuses to keep coming back here. 174 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:20,171 This is a lovely project, 175 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:21,581 and all the things we're gonna do for it... 176 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:24,484 That's so kind. I'm so excited that you can come 177 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:26,111 and work on it. 178 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:28,788 The reason I fell in love with the house in Florence 179 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:30,849 is because it belonged to the Negronis, 180 00:06:30,882 --> 00:06:33,827 much like my house in London, which belonged to Oscar Wilde, 181 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,553 who is one of my great idols. 182 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:38,565 So I couldn't really turn it down. 183 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:42,202 The drawing room has an amazing color palette in the ceiling, 184 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,770 there are pinks, and blues, and gold-- 185 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,172 - And we can thread that. - We can use it as detail points 186 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:47,841 kind of, like, thread it through as detail points. 187 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,401 This is not changing. 188 00:06:49,467 --> 00:06:51,611 - Both of my parents have always been collectors, 189 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:54,239 so I grew up, essentially, in auction houses. 190 00:06:54,306 --> 00:06:56,883 It's not like, "Oh, we've started off in beiges 191 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,410 and we're gonna go to caramel," there-- 192 00:06:58,476 --> 00:07:00,687 - Oh. I could die. - No, no, no, no. 193 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,958 Beige. What's beige? A sin. A crime. 194 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:08,328 Color of... color of a dessert from childhood? 195 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,230 - Certainly not. - Okay, well. 196 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,424 As a child, I was never really around people my age 197 00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:14,367 unless I was at school, and I found them all 198 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,228 rather all boring, anyway. And so, in many ways, 199 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:19,239 I definitely consider myself an old soul. 200 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,441 I have no interest in popular culture. 201 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:23,944 Go for it. 202 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:28,615 What? I have absolutely no idea who that person is. 203 00:07:31,443 --> 00:07:33,078 No, I haven't seen a Star Wars. 204 00:07:34,446 --> 00:07:36,373 A video game... The Sims! 205 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,760 I don't know, but I know Beyoncé, 206 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,228 and I went to her concert and I was underwhelmed. 207 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,130 So sorry. Oh, God, I shouldn't have said that. 208 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:49,085 The thing about Mark is that he, like, thinks he's funny 209 00:07:49,119 --> 00:07:51,571 and laughy and whatever, but he's not, he's just mean. 210 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:52,964 And he doesn't have a sense of humor. 211 00:07:53,031 --> 00:07:55,508 I think in Mark there is a pure heart of gold, 212 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:58,803 and I think it's his heart of gold, weirdly, ironically, 213 00:07:58,870 --> 00:08:00,080 that makes him really mean, 214 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,282 'cause he wants to make people laugh and have fun. 215 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:03,984 - So, timewise-- - Yes. 216 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:05,885 How quickly do you think we can get 217 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,921 concrete plans in place? 218 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:09,389 Autumn? Do you think? Does that work for you? 219 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:10,924 Yeah, well, it's too hot in the summer. 220 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:12,158 Well, yeah. Yeah. 221 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:15,245 Okay. 222 00:08:18,648 --> 00:08:19,599 I'm so pleased. 223 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:21,267 [laughing] 224 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,669 Thrills me. 225 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,106 It's a safety mechanism. 226 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,707 [pensive music] 227 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:29,342 It's weird to give you a compliment, 228 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,236 and then tear down the thing that you've complimented. 229 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:33,980 He's a liar. Maybe even like a psychopath 230 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,281 because who does that? 231 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:37,050 Mark has said things that are funny, 232 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:39,352 but what he's doing to me isn't funny. 233 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,454 It's meant to be hurtful. And then he's gaslighting me 234 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:43,915 and everyone else by saying, "Oh, it's just a joke." 235 00:08:44,015 --> 00:08:46,126 No, it's not. It's s---ty. And he knows it. 236 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,153 My whole thing is like, whenever I'm in a moment 237 00:08:48,186 --> 00:08:49,996 where I feel like Margo's being attacked, 238 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,398 and like, "Don't you feel this way?" Or whatever, 239 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,500 be like, "No, she's pretty awesome." 240 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:54,701 - Yeah. - Like, I feel like-- 241 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:56,136 Oh, my God, you're gonna make me cry, 242 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,338 I feel so alone, actually, that's really sweet. 243 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,907 [all]: Oh! - Babe! 244 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:03,143 Oh, you guys! I'm also really tired, 245 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,211 it's okay, it's okay! 246 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:07,580 - We love you. [all]: We love you. 247 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,649 I'm really smelly, I don't wanna hug you more than that. 248 00:09:09,749 --> 00:09:12,218 Margo and Mark are both bitching about each other. 249 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,087 I'm really worried that they're gonna get to a point 250 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,989 where they can't move on. And I'm really sad about that 251 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,257 because they're both fabulous. 252 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,459 If they would just give each other a chance. 253 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,719 I think he needs to know, like, 254 00:09:21,786 --> 00:09:23,463 he needs to know about his behavior. 255 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:26,391 What if Missè and I went and had a chat with him? 256 00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:28,501 - Like, what's going on? - Yeah, with you're permission? 257 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,870 I just think Mark is a people-pleaser, 258 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:34,574 so if he realizes that, like, it does not please the people 259 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:36,976 to be a backstabbing little bitch, 260 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,711 he probably will stop. 261 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,447 [tense music] 262 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,040 One thing I am nervous about 263 00:09:42,073 --> 00:09:45,351 is I've got my birthday event coming up. 264 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,253 - And I feel like-- - Oh, yeah, polo. 265 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,259 [laughing] 266 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,629 Coming up on Ladies of London... 267 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:58,765 This, uh, Margo girl is just kind of, you know, 268 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,533 using her for people she knows here, and... 269 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:01,868 But that's obvious. 270 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:04,104 I think true colors will shine soon. 271 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,605 Yeah. 272 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:15,698 [upbeat music] 273 00:10:21,546 --> 00:10:23,456 [knocking] 274 00:10:24,215 --> 00:10:26,417 - Buongiorno. - Buongiorno. 275 00:10:26,518 --> 00:10:27,894 - Darling. - Do you know, 276 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,462 this is the first time I've been in here 277 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,564 in the daylight and sober. 278 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,832 I can attest to that. 279 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,368 Ah, this is lovely. How are you, my love? 280 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,803 Oh, darling, I'm so happy to see you. 281 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,221 Me too. 282 00:10:38,288 --> 00:10:42,559 Would you care, dare I say it, for a glass of water? 283 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,579 I definitely know that I had a shower in it earlier. 284 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,048 I thought that was the sole purpose. 285 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,416 Clearly, we have a lot to talk about. 286 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,086 Yes, well, what did you think about that picnic? 287 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,355 I don't think... 288 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:58,258 - ...I'd ever seen you cry. - I know. 289 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,527 You ----ing backstabbed me, and that kills me-- 290 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,328 I have not backstabbed you, Kimi! 291 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:03,955 That's how I feel. 292 00:11:04,055 --> 00:11:05,590 You're attacking me all day long. 293 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,432 No, I'm not. 294 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,867 Martha's my good friend, 295 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:10,453 and I'm with her during the good, the bad, and the ugly. 296 00:11:10,486 --> 00:11:13,306 And Miss ----ing Margo starts causing all this gossip. 297 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,766 But then Martha, she took her side, 298 00:11:14,832 --> 00:11:17,177 and I just thought she's being heavily manipulated. 299 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:20,480 I don't even know who Martha is when she's around Margo. 300 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:24,784 It's like I'm talking to a completely different person. 301 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,019 What is your problem? 302 00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:27,253 Why are you always defending her? 303 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,888 Why don't you ever ----ing defend me for once? 304 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,456 Because you are a psychotic bitch! 305 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,125 I love you for it, but you are! 306 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,159 She's not? She's not? 307 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,761 Not the same way you are! 308 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,921 She's like some kind of Margo-bot. 309 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:40,166 You see, I thought Martha was smarter than that. 310 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,834 No, Martha's very bright. 311 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,963 And then, in some other ways, emotionally, really off. 312 00:11:45,029 --> 00:11:46,306 [sighing]: Yeah. 313 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,174 I love her. Because sometimes in my life 314 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,842 when I've had ups and downs, she's the first person 315 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,278 to come to my house, say let's have some tea. 316 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,048 - She's a very kind person. - Sweet. Of course, she is. 317 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:57,884 And I think this is why she gets in a lot of problems. 318 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,152 She gets in all these situations, 319 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,722 whether it's with men, or friends, or a stranger. 320 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,891 Are you sure he was even a builder? 321 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,855 You gave him your house keys? 322 00:12:10,955 --> 00:12:14,058 It really grates me to see someone 323 00:12:14,158 --> 00:12:15,501 being taken advantage of and I'm upset. 324 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,470 It's so important to be a good judge of character. 325 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,356 I think this, uh, Margo girl is just kind of, you know, 326 00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:22,066 using her for people she knows here, and... 327 00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:23,109 But that's obvious. 328 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,235 I think she's really disingenuous. 329 00:12:24,335 --> 00:12:25,511 But she should realize that, you know, 330 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:29,340 if someone's causing trouble between all her friends, 331 00:12:29,407 --> 00:12:30,717 there's obviously something amiss. 332 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:34,345 I know. I think true colors will shine soon. 333 00:12:34,412 --> 00:12:36,189 [upbeat music] 334 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,849 Try and get your knee to elbow. 335 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:38,758 [chuckling] 336 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:39,926 Good. 337 00:12:43,154 --> 00:12:44,163 [panting] 338 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,349 I've made some small progress. 339 00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:47,425 God, look at you! 340 00:12:47,492 --> 00:12:49,260 It's always an ab exercise though. 341 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,428 Every time you come in, you're like, 342 00:12:50,528 --> 00:12:51,688 "Oh, I just want abs." Abs, abs. 343 00:12:51,754 --> 00:12:53,172 - Abs! - Nothing else, 344 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,340 you don't need anything else. 345 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:58,344 Three seconds, two, one... and relax. 346 00:12:58,411 --> 00:12:59,879 - Whew! Whew. - How'd you both feel? 347 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,282 - Feel alright? - Yeah. I feel great! 348 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:05,418 I've really let myself go over the last couple of years. 349 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,919 - Thank you. - It was excellent. 350 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,388 - Both of you. Brilliant. - Good to be back! 351 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,223 - Thanks for having us back. - Feel good? 352 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,558 - Oh, so much better. - Whew! 353 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,728 I love the ethos of workout because it's, like, so quick. 354 00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:18,256 It's 20 minutes. In and out. Boom. Done. 355 00:13:18,356 --> 00:13:20,758 And I'm, by nature, terribly lazy. 356 00:13:20,858 --> 00:13:23,219 But this summer, I have made some improvement. 357 00:13:23,286 --> 00:13:24,537 Clearly. 358 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,564 [laughing] 359 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:27,732 That was good. 360 00:13:27,799 --> 00:13:29,375 - We're back to it. - We're back to it. 361 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:33,246 Now that you're becoming more settled with home, 362 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,247 what do you wanna do? 363 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,715 - What do I wanna do? - Yeah. 364 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,375 I really wanna get back on a horse. 365 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,578 - I've always been happiest... - Mm, with horses. 366 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,055 - With horses. 367 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:45,058 I've had some wonderful horses, but two real stand out. 368 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,926 And Daphne is Delilah's daughter. 369 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:50,430 Delilah had Daphne just when I was going through my divorce. 370 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,724 Where is the old girl? Where... where is Daphers? 371 00:13:52,757 --> 00:13:54,600 She's with my amazing friend Lorrie. 372 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:55,768 Up in Oxfordshire, Gloucestershire area. 373 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,462 Ooh, lovely. 374 00:13:57,562 --> 00:14:01,507 By the time Daphne needed to be broken in and start her career, 375 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,468 I didn't have the finances. 376 00:14:03,568 --> 00:14:05,144 And so I had to put her out on loan, 377 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,980 and so I've never actually ridden Daphne. 378 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:11,434 It's so ridiculous because they say to me, 379 00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:12,677 come and see her. 380 00:14:12,744 --> 00:14:14,278 Why have you not taken this up yet? 381 00:14:14,345 --> 00:14:17,523 Because it's so much emotion to address. 382 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,616 Okay. 383 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,251 It's just so painful. 384 00:14:20,284 --> 00:14:21,928 You're not quite ready. You need to work up to-- 385 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:24,297 No, but I am ready. I'm gonna, I'm... 386 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,700 - I'm not ready. I'm so sad. - I'm ready, you're not ready. 387 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,469 It will have been maybe... 388 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,821 five, six years since I sat on a horse. 389 00:14:31,854 --> 00:14:34,173 And therefore it's easier not to see Daphne. 390 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,475 Daphne's a big reminder 391 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,809 of the life that I don't have anymore. 392 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:40,012 She's, um... a reminder of my failings. 393 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,547 I couldn't afford to feed myself, 394 00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,174 let alone a horse. 395 00:14:44,776 --> 00:14:46,686 [sighing] 396 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,547 So... it's time to get back in the saddle. 397 00:14:49,647 --> 00:14:51,883 I feel quite overwhelmed at the moment. 398 00:14:51,983 --> 00:14:53,493 One thing at a time. 399 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,929 Don't take on, you know, everything today. 400 00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,665 Yeah... today what I need is a big, fat, juicy burger. 401 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,967 Yeah, okay. 402 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,902 [laughing] 403 00:15:04,162 --> 00:15:06,230 Coming up on Ladies of London... 404 00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:09,575 By the way, Martha is exceptional on a horse. 405 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,410 [nervous laughter] 406 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,445 As you can tell. 407 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,997 Martha, you're going the wrong way! 408 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,434 [balloon deflating] 409 00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:43,609 You do that, I'll hang these up in places. 410 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,446 Oh, my God. 411 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,715 - Happy Fourth! - Fourth! Yeah! 412 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,017 Happy Fourth. 413 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:55,021 In America, Fourth of July is the most fun ever. 414 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,923 What's Fourth of July? 415 00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,950 - Are you guys hungry? - Yeah, I'm hungry. 416 00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:01,861 Never had a Fourth of July in London. 417 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,589 They do Guy Fawkes Night, that's their fireworks party. 418 00:16:04,622 --> 00:16:06,632 Fifth of November, every year in the UK, 419 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,901 we have, like, a fireworks night to celebrate 420 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,295 that the Houses of Parliament weren't burnt down 421 00:16:11,395 --> 00:16:13,464 by this guy called Guy Fawkes. 422 00:16:13,531 --> 00:16:16,309 And we light bonfires 'cause he was burnt at the stake. 423 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,510 Oh, dear. 424 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:21,581 Very weird. But that's what we do every year. 425 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,517 Fourth of July is the day the Brits don't wanna remember. 426 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,919 It's not really fun to celebrate a defeat. 427 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:31,424 Though, America, in its current format, 428 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,484 perhaps would do better under the King. 429 00:16:33,584 --> 00:16:35,386 [laughing] 430 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,697 You want Coke, Diet Coke, or Coke Zero? 431 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:40,892 Ice is the most American part of this whole experience. 432 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,134 - Ice? - Yeah, they don't... 433 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,469 they don't use ice here. 434 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,588 - Five-- - Oh. 435 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,757 Hi! 436 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,077 - Oh, my goodness. - Yeah! 437 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,280 How was your nap? Dada, where you going? 438 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,249 I'm gonna go over here, sit down and eat some fries. 439 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:58,784 You wanna sit down on Mama and make some lunch? 440 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,411 - Yeah! - Yeah. 441 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,513 Della is adapting best to London life. 442 00:17:02,613 --> 00:17:04,248 That baby was born to live in a city. 443 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:07,827 She loves the bus, she loves the taxis, she loves the dogs. 444 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:11,856 You know whose birthday it is? It's America's birthday! 445 00:17:11,956 --> 00:17:13,666 I never thought I would find myself 446 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,134 in a traditional marriage. 447 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,270 All right, guys, go grab the food, please. 448 00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:19,972 My husband is a Middle Eastern man. 449 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,174 You don't eat ketchup here, by the way. 450 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,609 - Don't eat what? - Mommy! 451 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,645 - Ketchup. - I think we have ketchup. 452 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:29,215 He goes out, he makes money, he provides, he comes home, 453 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,050 I handle the kids, I handle home. 454 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,219 - Okay, what's what? - Those are posh dogs. 455 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,154 What? 456 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,557 - It's like a hotdog but better. - Mommy. 457 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,793 Look. I don't even know if it's cooked, to be honest. 458 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,862 [laughing] 459 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,463 I'm not a good cook! I spent... 460 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,159 my 20s and 30s on cocaine and champagne. 461 00:17:48,726 --> 00:17:50,027 How are you feeling, you feeling better? 462 00:17:50,061 --> 00:17:51,529 I'm great, yeah. 463 00:17:51,562 --> 00:17:52,738 No more jet lag? 464 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,740 - Thank God. - Ready to hit the town with me? 465 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,475 Yeah. We can do a little shopping. 466 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,612 - Mom, I'm full-- - Yeah! 467 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,180 Not you. You're not invited. 468 00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:02,715 Those are the magic words I've been waiting for. 469 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,483 This is a really big deal for me, 470 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,078 that they find their footing here, and that they enjoy it. 471 00:18:07,144 --> 00:18:08,713 For me, it's the difference between 472 00:18:08,746 --> 00:18:11,649 giving up 20 years of my life, and my connections, 473 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,360 and my work or being able to keep them. 474 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,029 All of my work has been here, in the UK, like all of it-- 475 00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,731 Which is amazing, yeah. 476 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,733 And so, I just... it's hard to throw away, 477 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,360 like, my whole career. 478 00:18:22,426 --> 00:18:24,737 And so then I'm just in the States, like, 479 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,305 "What am I gonna do here?" 480 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,873 All right, now you can have some ketchup. 481 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,976 - She likes ketchup? - She love-loves it. 482 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,602 I never had an acting career in Los Angeles, 483 00:18:31,702 --> 00:18:34,080 I worked entirely from London. 484 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:37,383 So the doors are already open for me here. 485 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:40,211 I don't even know how I would start over. 486 00:18:40,277 --> 00:18:43,055 I mean, I guess I could become a realtor. 487 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:44,690 Would you buy a house from me? 488 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,117 [chuckling] 489 00:18:46,217 --> 00:18:48,060 Are you guys talking to your friends back home? 490 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,595 What are they doing for Fourth of July? 491 00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:50,863 Nothing. 492 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,365 You know what Fourth of July is for? 493 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:53,799 Yeah, um... Independence Day. 494 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:54,934 From who? 495 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,403 [curious music] 496 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,364 Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence 497 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:01,774 that freed the slaves. 498 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,768 No, no, no. 499 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:05,936 Bro. 500 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,346 That's a different kind of independence. 501 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,748 I wouldn't have known that. 502 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,384 July Fourth is Independence Day from who? 503 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,919 - George Washington. - George Washington? 504 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,480 [laughing] 505 00:19:17,081 --> 00:19:18,749 - You just did the East Coast-- - Oh! Oh, oh! 506 00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:20,885 It was in the Revolutionary War when they signed the treaty. 507 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:21,927 Against who? 508 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,596 Against, uh... England. 509 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,131 - Yes! - It's a goal! 510 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,323 Oh, my God! 511 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:27,792 [triumphant music] 512 00:19:30,828 --> 00:19:33,172 [upbeat music] 513 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,012 This is gonna be so hot. 514 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:50,156 - Hi. - Hello! 515 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:51,624 It's so hot here. 516 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,184 I don't know what it's like in Zurich. 517 00:19:53,284 --> 00:19:56,295 - Is it as hot here as-- - Same. Same. It's crazy. 518 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:57,863 What are you up to? 519 00:19:57,963 --> 00:20:02,960 Well, I'm getting ready for the big polo event today, 520 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,604 which is so fun. We will miss you. 521 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:08,040 Unfortunately, my birthday party this year lands 522 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,809 on a day that Marco is traveling for work, 523 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,770 but we were able to celebrate my birthday 524 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,313 on my actual birthday. 525 00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:18,818 [all]: Happy birthday to you! 526 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,620 [cheering] 527 00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,155 Thank you. 528 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,957 Polo lessons? That sounds fun. 529 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,193 Everyone up for getting on the horse? 530 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:29,720 Not everyone. Marco introduced me to polo. 531 00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:31,864 Marco's half Argentine, half Swiss, 532 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,624 so he grew up with polo. 533 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,401 So when I first started dating Marco, 534 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,936 he took me to my first polo game. 535 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,630 I actually was engaged on a polo field in Argentina. 536 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,842 And it's been something that I think we just love to watch, 537 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,977 and now I'm just... I'm such a polo fan. 538 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:48,514 I think there's six of us riding? Five or six of us. 539 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:50,049 So it's gonna be a good crowd. 540 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:52,351 Little nervous because it is the first time 541 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,220 everybody's seeing each other since the picnic. 542 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,588 The picnic. 543 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,257 So I'm hoping everyone just kind of behaves themselves 544 00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:01,227 and, if not, I'm going to take away the polo mallets. 545 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:02,595 Great. Do that. 546 00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:04,096 Godspeed to me. 547 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,434 Coming up on Ladies of London... 548 00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,736 I wore my white flowers for peace. 549 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,563 Is there something you're trying to say? 550 00:21:12,596 --> 00:21:14,106 Yes, I'm a piece of sh--. 551 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,574 Finally! We agree! 552 00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:16,942 Margo! 553 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,950 [upbeat music] 554 00:21:35,277 --> 00:21:38,297 Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. 555 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,901 Wow, it's beautiful! 556 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,102 This is cool! 557 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,336 This is like, everything's so perfectly-- 558 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,805 Everything's perfect right? 559 00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,741 I've probably celebrated six birthdays on a polo field. 560 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,936 It's so fun, it's social, it's exciting. 561 00:21:51,969 --> 00:21:53,771 And now, I'm just... I'm such a polo fan. 562 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,599 [♪♪♪] 563 00:21:56,632 --> 00:21:58,584 Hello! 564 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,920 Oh my gosh! The look! 565 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,489 Do we look like we know what we're doing? 'Cause we don't. 566 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:04,857 [laughs] 567 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,292 Cowboy boots. [laughing] 568 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:07,826 [horse neighing] 569 00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:10,329 [upbeat music] 570 00:22:14,325 --> 00:22:15,668 Welcome! Aah! 571 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:17,870 Happy birthday! 572 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,838 Drinks looks good. Are you drinking? 573 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:23,209 Well, I was afraid to drink and drive a horse. 574 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,927 More fun! 575 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,816 Hey! You look amazing! 576 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,968 Hi! You look amazing! 577 00:22:33,168 --> 00:22:34,386 Happy birthday. 578 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:35,846 Thank you so much! 579 00:22:35,946 --> 00:22:37,114 I had to bring you something. 580 00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:38,090 Oh my goodness-- 581 00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:40,326 I brought you Longley local honey. 582 00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:41,594 You are the best. 583 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,562 Thank you for coming! Welcome home! 584 00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:44,830 I know! 585 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:45,798 [Martha]: We're here! 586 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:48,200 I'm so excited to see a horse. 587 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,207 Horses! 588 00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:58,969 Welcome home! Happy birthday! 589 00:22:59,036 --> 00:23:00,079 Hi! 590 00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:01,313 She brought boots. 591 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,181 How are you? 592 00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:03,349 Happy birthday! 593 00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:06,151 Aw, thank you. Thank you, friend, welcome. 594 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:09,355 Hi darling! Welcome home! How'd it go? 595 00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:10,222 It was amazing. 596 00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:12,057 I did the 10 k. 597 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,652 Kenya was absolutely amazing. 598 00:23:14,718 --> 00:23:18,297 The sun's coming out. It's gonna be hot. 599 00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:20,399 Starting to get out of breath! 600 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,336 But it's high altitude, and it's rough terrain. 601 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:28,073 So people who do this race say it's one of the harder ones. 602 00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:31,193 I saw some monkeys on the course, at like 8 k, 603 00:23:31,226 --> 00:23:32,978 who had come out to eat the little bananas 604 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,039 that we were given for energy snacks, 605 00:23:35,072 --> 00:23:37,650 and they come to... to join in, which kept me going. 606 00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:39,885 Oh, my God, we did it! Ha! 607 00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:41,420 I felt so... 608 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,088 [sighs] 609 00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:44,757 I don't know, just thrilled to have done it. 610 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:45,924 Thank you for your messages! 611 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:47,259 Oh, no! 612 00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:49,228 So sweet of you to be like, cheering me on from here. 613 00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:50,387 [laughs] 614 00:23:51,088 --> 00:23:53,098 [upbeat music] 615 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:57,394 - How are you? - I'm good. 616 00:23:57,428 --> 00:23:58,938 - Nice to see you. - You too, thank you. 617 00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:00,030 Welcome! 618 00:24:00,097 --> 00:24:01,390 Hi, I'm Missé, nice to meet you. 619 00:24:01,423 --> 00:24:02,266 Nice to meet you. 620 00:24:02,366 --> 00:24:03,676 Like, half a glass of champagne. 621 00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:06,679 Honestly, drinking improves my performance on a horse. 622 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:09,239 Hi! What's up? I was very pumped to see you again. 623 00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:10,049 Hi! 624 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:11,250 I heard... I heard-- 625 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:12,618 God, my legs hurt after that! [laughing] 626 00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,053 I was like, "Whoa!" 627 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:15,704 [upbeat music] 628 00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:23,295 Oh, look at you, a dream! 629 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:27,424 Thank you. Yeah, this is actually Joshua's suit, 630 00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:28,968 'cause I can't fit into anything anymore. 631 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:30,102 - Stop. - No way! 632 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:32,137 Yeah, so I'm now wearing men's ones! 633 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:33,072 [laughs] 634 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,306 But you would never know. 635 00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:35,641 Never! 636 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:38,102 Myka, you look like a professional. 637 00:24:38,135 --> 00:24:40,412 Is polo part of your life, or is this a-- 638 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,780 I love to watch polo. 639 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,048 Okay. 640 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:45,417 But I do not play polo. I do not ride horses. 641 00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:47,152 I'm excited to be beside her-- 642 00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:48,120 Icon-- 643 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:49,288 Riding horses-- 644 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,689 Seriously. Don't put me on a pedestal. 645 00:24:50,756 --> 00:24:51,815 I will fall straight off it. 646 00:24:51,915 --> 00:24:53,242 [laughing] 647 00:24:54,943 --> 00:24:56,662 [♪♪♪] 648 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,334 - Hey! - Hi! 649 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:05,129 How are you, birthday girl? 650 00:25:05,162 --> 00:25:06,463 - You look amazing! - You look fabulous. 651 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,008 Trouble has arrived! 652 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:12,010 [laughing] 653 00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:16,315 I have a lot going on in my life. 654 00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:18,984 I'm gonna fly tomorrow back to LA-- 655 00:25:19,084 --> 00:25:20,152 Yeah. 656 00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:21,520 Land, and then Jaques comes back with me. 657 00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:22,855 How are you feeling? 658 00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:25,315 I am weird. I don't know where I am. 659 00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:30,195 I'm tired. I'm not in the mood for bullsh--. 660 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:35,192 So, she wants to be cool, we'll be cool. 661 00:25:35,292 --> 00:25:36,802 Can you be nice to Margo today, please, 662 00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:37,669 because you love me? 663 00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:38,662 I do. 664 00:25:38,695 --> 00:25:39,538 I'll be nice. 665 00:25:39,671 --> 00:25:40,706 Thank you. 666 00:25:42,474 --> 00:25:43,742 Margo, Kimi's wearing a peace hat. 667 00:25:43,809 --> 00:25:46,170 I wore my white flowers for peace. 668 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,048 I don't know, but I'm channeling it. 669 00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:50,048 [laughs] 670 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:52,351 I'll go along with it, Kimi, 671 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:54,386 but white's also the color of death. 672 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:57,189 You got a lot of peace going on, Kimi. 673 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,183 Is there something you're trying to say? 674 00:25:59,216 --> 00:26:00,759 Yes, I'm a piece of sh--. 675 00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:02,511 Finally! We agree! 676 00:26:02,544 --> 00:26:03,562 Margo! 677 00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:05,689 [laughing] 678 00:26:05,989 --> 00:26:06,932 - Cheers. - Cheers. 679 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:07,900 Cheers. 680 00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:12,070 Thank you so much. 681 00:26:14,389 --> 00:26:16,074 Hello, darling! 682 00:26:16,391 --> 00:26:17,526 Gorgeous! 683 00:26:17,559 --> 00:26:18,877 Happy birthday! 684 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,579 Thank you, thank you! 685 00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:23,549 [giggling] 686 00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:26,752 I have a way of blocking out irrelevant things. 687 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:29,037 What Margo's struggling to understand 688 00:26:29,071 --> 00:26:31,824 is that I'm distinctly uninterested in her. 689 00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:35,928 Nothing about her fascinates me or intrigues me. 690 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:38,764 And I feel that may be bothering her. 691 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,067 Where is there shade? 692 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:43,168 [Emma]: You are the shade! 693 00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:46,063 I am indeed the shade. Well observed. 694 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,141 Let's see if there's any hot men. 695 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,693 [Missé]: I've never been to a polo game before. 696 00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:55,414 Oh really? 697 00:26:55,881 --> 00:26:59,885 Always date the guy that owns the team. Not the player. 698 00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:02,871 Tragic mistake. Tragic. 699 00:27:08,026 --> 00:27:09,044 Oh, that's sad. 700 00:27:10,721 --> 00:27:12,131 - Really? - Yeah. 701 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:15,400 I'm single, I'm like, hey, maybe this is my thing now! 702 00:27:15,434 --> 00:27:17,928 Stop ruining it for me! Jesus. 703 00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:19,596 Olives are safe. 704 00:27:20,956 --> 00:27:22,741 I wish we had some more tomatoes. 705 00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:24,076 Can we stand back here? 706 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,394 - Yes. - The rest of the day. 707 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:29,398 Oh, my God! What is it?! 708 00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:32,784 Darling. I'm not shopping for your husband. 709 00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:33,719 What is it? 710 00:27:33,785 --> 00:27:34,620 [laughing] 711 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,612 What is it? 712 00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:40,325 [bleep] 713 00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:41,760 [gasps] 714 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:43,128 No! 715 00:27:43,795 --> 00:27:46,323 You see your parents reach their 80s, 716 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,433 you start really seeing their fragility. 717 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,662 And you start understanding that life is finite. 718 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:55,140 And you can ignore that for great swathes of time 719 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:56,675 until you can no longer. 720 00:27:56,742 --> 00:27:58,010 You gonna go out? 721 00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:00,879 No! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! 722 00:28:00,946 --> 00:28:02,180 [sighs] 723 00:28:02,247 --> 00:28:04,650 You feel powerless. Alone. As an only child. 724 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,443 And you feel sad. 725 00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:09,888 But there isn't very much you can do, apart from comfort them. 726 00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:12,482 If they will accept to be comforted, 727 00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:15,110 which is not the case in this situation. 728 00:28:17,354 --> 00:28:18,697 - No you didn't. - I did. 729 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,118 Oh, tell me about it. 730 00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:27,206 I go running. You buy chairs. 731 00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:28,707 [laughing] 732 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,511 [narrator]: Coming up on Ladies of London. 733 00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:34,713 I just didn't think you'd give a sh--. 734 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,517 This is a woman whose had sex on screen at the age of 21, 735 00:28:38,617 --> 00:28:41,211 and now she can't stand up to Mark- Francis? 736 00:28:41,311 --> 00:28:42,888 What is that about? 737 00:28:47,050 --> 00:28:49,019 [upbeat music] 738 00:28:51,221 --> 00:28:53,357 Everybody riding, it's time to go. 739 00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:55,267 [indistinct chatter] 740 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:56,335 Kimi, get a chair. 741 00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:57,728 I'm never going to grab a chair. 742 00:28:57,794 --> 00:28:59,630 Isn't there somebody that can grab it for me? 743 00:28:59,730 --> 00:29:02,007 People don't... we're not, we're not the kind of people who grab. 744 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,508 We're not grabbers. 745 00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,645 Obviously, I'm not playing polo today because I'm pregnant! 746 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,615 But if I wasn't pregnant, I'd be the first one on that horse. 747 00:29:09,715 --> 00:29:12,417 I don't really wanna look like a complete twat out there, 748 00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:14,853 trying to do something I'm gonna look really bad at. 749 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,457 Why would you play polo with people who are not necessarily 750 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:19,992 the most competent of players? 751 00:29:20,058 --> 00:29:21,043 I'm not doing that. 752 00:29:21,076 --> 00:29:22,060 [laughs] 753 00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:25,664 Horse riding is dangerous enough, without this situation. 754 00:29:25,731 --> 00:29:28,058 I'm gonna have a sit down. Ha! 755 00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,203 Aww. Who's the oldest and the slowest? 756 00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:32,270 [laughing] 757 00:29:36,758 --> 00:29:39,077 It's a mare! I love mares. 758 00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:40,612 Good morning. 759 00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:45,117 Horses, for me, are... they're kind of my life blood. 760 00:29:46,318 --> 00:29:47,219 Hi. 761 00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:50,622 And for me, it's a really intense form of relaxation, 762 00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:52,224 and I'm going to cry because I cry every time 763 00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:53,492 I talk about horses. 764 00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:56,595 By the way, Martha is exceptional on a horse. 765 00:29:56,662 --> 00:29:59,031 Martha was, at one point, the best side saddle rider 766 00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:00,457 in the UK. 767 00:30:00,524 --> 00:30:04,553 I used to ride, but, um, a very different sort of horse. 768 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,798 So I used to ride tanks. 769 00:30:07,864 --> 00:30:09,441 And these are like Ferraris. 770 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:10,809 So, I'm quite nervous! 771 00:30:12,711 --> 00:30:15,480 Oh, my God, I haven't been on a horse in a long time. 772 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,183 Oh, that wouldn't be very good, yeah. 773 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:19,476 Hmm, that's not a good idea. 774 00:30:19,543 --> 00:30:20,652 There you go, here's the experienced rider. 775 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:22,154 [laughs] 776 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,256 Yes. 777 00:30:24,289 --> 00:30:25,991 Oh look, it's getting dangerous. 778 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:28,285 Oh! Shoot. 779 00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,496 [nervous laughing] 780 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,331 I've taken polo lessons before. 781 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:38,236 But it was a long time ago, and I don't remember much. 782 00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:39,771 The higher you go with the backswing, 783 00:30:39,805 --> 00:30:41,273 you can hit the ball further. 784 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:44,176 Very good. Yeah. Try to brush the grass. 785 00:30:44,501 --> 00:30:45,744 Weee! 786 00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:47,879 Martha, you're going the wrong way! 787 00:30:47,979 --> 00:30:51,216 There's a whole different set of instructions 788 00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:52,809 for a polo pony it turns out. 789 00:30:53,343 --> 00:30:54,578 Ugh! 790 00:30:55,011 --> 00:30:56,955 Believe it or not, this is not the first time I'm playing polo. 791 00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:58,523 I'm just really bad at it. 792 00:31:00,517 --> 00:31:03,795 This sport is so hard because there's so many things going on. 793 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,731 It's like, a sexy man, a horse, 794 00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:08,033 a thing you're gonna swing around. 795 00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:11,336 Good job, Missé! 796 00:31:11,403 --> 00:31:13,196 Apparently you got yourself in trouble this week-- 797 00:31:13,263 --> 00:31:14,773 Oh yeah, 'cause you weren't there, were you-- 798 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:18,310 I wasn't there. But apparently, you caused a ruckus. Supposedly. 799 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:19,436 You ruffled feathers. 800 00:31:19,536 --> 00:31:20,679 - You ruffled feathers! - Mark-- 801 00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:22,873 Cruella is out in full force, 802 00:31:22,939 --> 00:31:24,841 and she's always been my favorite. 803 00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:27,119 Well, ruffled feathers, yeah, 804 00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:28,553 she was wearing rather a lot of them-- 805 00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:30,722 I'm not saying that I'm surprised, 806 00:31:30,789 --> 00:31:32,391 I just want to know 'cause I wasn't there. 807 00:31:32,457 --> 00:31:35,994 Listen, if you're going to go around wearing 150 dead pigeons 808 00:31:36,027 --> 00:31:37,462 to a garden party-- 809 00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:38,764 They were definitely ostrich. 810 00:31:38,864 --> 00:31:40,023 - Wait, what? - Ostrich?! 811 00:31:40,056 --> 00:31:41,500 Do you know how long ostrich plumes are, 812 00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:43,034 they're this long, sweetheart, 813 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:46,321 there was nothing ostrichian about them. It was "pi-geon". 814 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,565 What ignited it, though? 815 00:31:48,632 --> 00:31:50,509 'Cause she thinks Mark's been saying things about her 816 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:51,476 behind her back. 817 00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:52,511 Well, he has! So have I. 818 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:54,304 But she's up- been upset by it. 819 00:31:54,404 --> 00:31:56,281 I've heard that she's been crying about it. 820 00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:57,532 Really? 821 00:31:57,566 --> 00:32:00,085 Anybody that starts crying 822 00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:03,789 because somebody criticized their wardrobe 823 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:07,551 has a real lack of what I call important issues 824 00:32:07,584 --> 00:32:08,960 going on in their life. 825 00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:10,295 So you actually... 826 00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:11,830 it escalated into a proper row at this party? 827 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,265 She didn't cry there, 828 00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:15,367 but I've heard that she's been really upset about it. 829 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:19,204 Mark slags my wardrobe off all the time. 830 00:32:19,237 --> 00:32:20,939 And, like, you're probably not wrong. 831 00:32:21,006 --> 00:32:22,057 [laughs] 832 00:32:22,090 --> 00:32:23,475 If anything, I might wear something 833 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:25,677 I know he'll hate on purpose for his reaction. 834 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,230 I've done that loads of times 'cause it's funny. 835 00:32:28,263 --> 00:32:29,831 [laughs] 836 00:32:29,931 --> 00:32:31,174 How did it end? 837 00:32:31,274 --> 00:32:33,368 She left. It was ideal. 838 00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:36,488 Is Mark some kind of fashion guru? 839 00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:38,990 Like, who says he knows the rules of whatever 840 00:32:39,057 --> 00:32:40,450 somebody should be wearing. 841 00:32:40,517 --> 00:32:42,994 Margo has a right to wear whatever she wants, 842 00:32:43,094 --> 00:32:45,263 without people making bitchy comments about it. 843 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,898 I don't think she'll make it in London, 844 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,967 I think she's far better suited to Los Angeles. 845 00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:52,637 [cheering] 846 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:55,031 That was so fun! 847 00:32:55,131 --> 00:32:55,907 That was cool. 848 00:32:55,941 --> 00:32:57,342 Well, we have to give them back. 849 00:32:57,442 --> 00:32:59,678 Can I just go for one canter without the stick? 850 00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:00,595 Of course you can. 851 00:33:00,629 --> 00:33:01,938 Come on, come on, come on. 852 00:33:01,972 --> 00:33:02,931 [horse snorts] 853 00:33:02,964 --> 00:33:04,399 Come on. [clicks] 854 00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:06,276 Come on! [clicks] 855 00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:08,820 Oh, look at Martha! 856 00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:11,615 Good girl. 857 00:33:12,649 --> 00:33:15,093 Steady. Steady. Steady. 858 00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:16,928 - It's so beautiful. - Aww. 859 00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:19,264 When I got here, Martha was really in a low. 860 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:21,491 And watching her on this horse, 861 00:33:21,558 --> 00:33:23,727 there's so much brightness and hope. 862 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,670 Oh, look at Martha go. 863 00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:28,206 It really makes me excited for her future. 864 00:33:28,273 --> 00:33:30,175 Yeah, she can ride, you can tell. 865 00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:32,544 Yeah, no, Martha's great. 866 00:33:32,978 --> 00:33:34,713 For somebody that always loved horses, 867 00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:37,816 and she didn't get on one for years for some odd reason. 868 00:33:37,883 --> 00:33:39,718 It's really nice to see her connect with something 869 00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:42,354 that makes her feel so alive again. 870 00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:44,990 And it makes me happy as a friend to see that. 871 00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:51,563 Good girl. Good girl. Good girl. Whoa. 872 00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:52,998 [cheering] 873 00:33:53,298 --> 00:33:54,916 Oh Martha, you look amazing. 874 00:33:55,183 --> 00:33:56,993 What a good girl! 875 00:33:57,027 --> 00:33:59,237 Oh my goodness, you're so sweet! 876 00:33:59,304 --> 00:34:00,739 God, that makes me so happy! 877 00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:03,642 Oh, my God, looking at you this happy makes me so happy. 878 00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:05,510 Oh, Myka, thank you. 879 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,162 This is the best thing anyone's ever done for me. 880 00:34:07,195 --> 00:34:08,980 Awww. 881 00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:14,002 Thank you, gentlemen and ponies! Muchos gracias! 882 00:34:14,035 --> 00:34:15,320 Muchos gracias! 883 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:16,888 Muchos muchos gracias. 884 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:18,823 Adios, babe. 885 00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:20,183 You did great, that was awesome! 886 00:34:20,216 --> 00:34:20,992 Ohh! 887 00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:22,786 - Missé! - Hi! 888 00:34:22,886 --> 00:34:23,962 Welcome back. 889 00:34:24,029 --> 00:34:25,956 Oh, my God, that was so hard! 890 00:34:26,056 --> 00:34:27,265 I said, even on horses, 891 00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:28,934 you're managing to have your tits fly around. 892 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,226 I know! 893 00:34:30,293 --> 00:34:31,836 Did you guys seem them? They just came out! 894 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:32,904 [laughing] 895 00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:36,566 I'm like shaking, I'm so tired. 896 00:34:36,633 --> 00:34:38,910 Really quite fun. Very hard. 897 00:34:39,444 --> 00:34:41,371 Martha Sitwell! 898 00:34:41,404 --> 00:34:43,415 Congratulations! 899 00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:45,809 Getting back in the saddle! 900 00:34:45,909 --> 00:34:47,018 I'm so happy right now! 901 00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:49,387 So beautifully and gloriously! 902 00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:52,958 Bring me champagne! I'm so happy right now, Kimi. 903 00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:55,552 Well, you should be, 'cause you were fabulous. 904 00:34:55,585 --> 00:34:58,755 I'm [indistinct]. I'm just waiting till sweat dries. 905 00:34:58,822 --> 00:35:00,465 Oh, when was the last time I got this sweaty? 906 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:01,700 I... I don't know, 907 00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:03,635 'cause I haven't had sex for a really long time. 908 00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:04,469 [chuckles] 909 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:05,854 I'm so proud of you! 910 00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:07,163 Oh, thank you! 911 00:35:07,430 --> 00:35:09,274 And I haven't had good sex for even longer! 912 00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:11,109 [laughs] 913 00:35:11,176 --> 00:35:13,044 Oh, God, I've missed it so much-- 914 00:35:13,144 --> 00:35:14,746 Well, you know something? 915 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,548 I've never seen anyone more beautiful on a horse than you. 916 00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:18,108 Oh, you tell the nicest lies. 917 00:35:18,174 --> 00:35:21,119 I don... me? I'm the meanest bitch on Earth. 918 00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:24,247 If I say something, it's 'cause it's true. 919 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,057 Oh, I was so happy to be on that horse. 920 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,060 Literally, I feel like the world has lifted off my shoulders. 921 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,829 I feel like Martha again. 922 00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:34,532 The last five years have been so much just about survival, 923 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:36,234 just, really, animal instinct survival. 924 00:35:36,267 --> 00:35:39,262 The wallpaper is peeling off. 925 00:35:39,295 --> 00:35:40,839 There are damp patches. 926 00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:43,174 Everything's covered in magpie crap. 927 00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:45,560 Are you sure he was even a builder? 928 00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:51,416 You gave him your house keys? 929 00:35:51,516 --> 00:35:54,686 I don't want to become one of those horrible people 930 00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:56,287 just because the world has been cruel to me. 931 00:35:56,354 --> 00:35:58,381 I just refuse, I'm sorry. 932 00:35:58,448 --> 00:35:59,774 But now I'm feeling... 933 00:35:59,808 --> 00:36:00,775 [sniffs] 934 00:36:00,809 --> 00:36:01,926 So much better. 935 00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:03,862 Like, I just feel like I'm sort of filled up 936 00:36:03,928 --> 00:36:05,430 with golden bubbling energy. 937 00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:06,431 [laughs] 938 00:36:06,464 --> 00:36:07,824 I'm feeling so much stronger, 939 00:36:07,891 --> 00:36:11,503 I'm feeling so much more like Martha! 940 00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:12,962 [laughs] 941 00:36:12,996 --> 00:36:15,331 I'd lost that bitch. She was kinda cool. 942 00:36:15,398 --> 00:36:18,510 But, oh, God, I've gotta go and see Daphne. 943 00:36:18,576 --> 00:36:19,377 Of course you do. 944 00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:20,645 I know, I just, I'm so scared 945 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:22,839 of how emotional it's gonna be for me. 946 00:36:22,906 --> 00:36:24,783 When I've ridden her, then I have to go home-- 947 00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,951 And, you know what? That's life. 948 00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:27,986 Yeah. 949 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:29,087 Life's about beautiful moments. 950 00:36:29,154 --> 00:36:30,847 I want it all to be beautiful. 951 00:36:30,914 --> 00:36:32,457 Well, it isn't. But it's... 952 00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:34,125 it's about appreciating the ones that are. 953 00:36:34,259 --> 00:36:35,226 Yeah. 954 00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:36,795 - Well done. - That was beautiful. 955 00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:38,488 Let's be happy about this one. 956 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,156 [♪♪♪] 957 00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:44,469 Thank you. 958 00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:46,821 You know, I was just, the whole time, I was like, 959 00:36:46,855 --> 00:36:48,173 just don't fall, just don't fall, that's it. 960 00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:49,365 Then we're good. 961 00:36:49,432 --> 00:36:50,241 [giggles] 962 00:36:50,308 --> 00:36:51,267 How have you been? 963 00:36:51,367 --> 00:36:52,510 Hey, amazing. 964 00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:54,179 I wanna talk to you after. At some point. 965 00:36:54,245 --> 00:36:55,438 Well, here I am. 966 00:36:55,772 --> 00:36:59,000 This whole situation with Margo is, like, so confusing. 967 00:36:59,033 --> 00:37:00,168 I haven't even noticed it. 968 00:37:00,201 --> 00:37:01,186 Stop. 969 00:37:01,486 --> 00:37:03,488 No. I mean, I'm just completely indifferent. 970 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:07,792 Bottom line is that Margo's actually a really nice person. 971 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,761 Gorgeous. Inside out. 972 00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:12,530 Well, we won't have to fight over her. She's all yours. 973 00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:13,932 What's upsetting her... 974 00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:15,700 say one thing in front of her face, 975 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,102 and say another thing behind her back... 976 00:37:17,202 --> 00:37:19,462 I'm very happy to say absolutely nothing to her 977 00:37:19,562 --> 00:37:20,363 or behind her. 978 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,825 [dramatic music] 979 00:37:32,142 --> 00:37:36,012 Bottom line is, Margo's actually a really nice person. 980 00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:37,255 What's upsetting her... 981 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:40,083 is like the, say one thing in front of her face, 982 00:37:40,183 --> 00:37:41,518 and say another thing behind her back. 983 00:37:41,584 --> 00:37:43,528 If we're gonna turn this into, like, something bigger 984 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:44,429 than it needs to be-- 985 00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:45,830 No! It doesn't have to be! 986 00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:48,600 But it's more, it's more because she's so upset. 987 00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:50,235 Like, she actually cried. 988 00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:52,003 Remember, she's an actress, sweetheart. 989 00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:53,371 I don't think she's acting, though. 990 00:37:53,471 --> 00:37:55,098 You know what? So many things matter in the world, 991 00:37:55,165 --> 00:37:56,366 and this isn't one of them. 992 00:37:56,432 --> 00:37:57,642 But, I know-- 993 00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:59,410 So many things matter, you know what matters? 994 00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:00,862 That you didn't fall off the horse, 995 00:38:00,929 --> 00:38:02,380 that you had a great time, that it's Myka's birthday. 996 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:03,681 - So many things matter. - Yeah. 997 00:38:03,748 --> 00:38:04,682 This doesn't matter. 998 00:38:05,183 --> 00:38:07,452 I think she's confronting Mark about what's been said. 999 00:38:08,603 --> 00:38:09,654 Yeah. 1000 00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:12,215 She felt a bit bullied, which is not nice for her. 1001 00:38:12,282 --> 00:38:13,550 She doesn't feel bullied. She doesn't feel bullied-- 1002 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:14,459 That's what she said. 1003 00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:16,886 I'll feel, like, really bullied, really attacked. 1004 00:38:16,953 --> 00:38:17,962 Ooh. 1005 00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:19,397 Trust me. She's a big girl. 1006 00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:22,592 She'll get over it. Trust me. She'll be just fine. 1007 00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:25,628 I was bullied for the first 20 years of my life. 1008 00:38:25,728 --> 00:38:27,572 I know exactly what bullying is. 1009 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:28,798 Margo was not bullied. 1010 00:38:28,898 --> 00:38:29,874 It's fine. 1011 00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:31,367 Sorry, just started a conversation. 1012 00:38:31,401 --> 00:38:33,912 Bullying is trauma. 1013 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,914 Somebody making an off the cuff remark 1014 00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:42,587 about something you're wearing is possibly unkind, at worst. 1015 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,055 I really think it's... do you know what? 1016 00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:46,416 I think today... today's a celebration. 1017 00:38:46,482 --> 00:38:48,818 And we're not gonna focus on any of this, my love. 1018 00:38:48,918 --> 00:38:51,563 We are not having an argument. 1019 00:38:51,629 --> 00:38:53,256 - Good. - At all. 1020 00:38:53,323 --> 00:38:55,425 There's a time and a place for everything, and at this point, 1021 00:38:55,491 --> 00:38:56,568 it's not going so well. 1022 00:38:56,634 --> 00:38:58,403 But also, Mark is acknowledging that. 1023 00:38:58,469 --> 00:39:00,496 He's saying, "I don't want any drama at Myka's birthday!" 1024 00:39:00,563 --> 00:39:02,574 And I think that's good etiquette. 1025 00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:04,267 That's not what I'm saying. 1026 00:39:04,334 --> 00:39:05,335 It's such a happy day-- 1027 00:39:05,435 --> 00:39:06,669 I'm saying, 'cause you're a friend. 1028 00:39:06,769 --> 00:39:08,263 I-I don't think we need to sort of worry about 1029 00:39:08,329 --> 00:39:09,514 people's outfits. 1030 00:39:11,316 --> 00:39:12,600 Thank you. 1031 00:39:16,279 --> 00:39:17,180 Thank you. 1032 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,990 I love not being the only person 1033 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,284 holding Mark-Francis accountable. 1034 00:39:21,351 --> 00:39:22,652 It's amazing. 1035 00:39:22,752 --> 00:39:24,195 I think he was just trying to say, 1036 00:39:29,334 --> 00:39:33,121 [mocking] I do things for attention?! 1037 00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:38,643 You know who this is? Mr. Burns. It's Mr. Burns! 1038 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:42,313 I really struggle to get close to people who can't take it. 1039 00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:44,148 I was like, "Look, I just thought you had 1040 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,851 a really thick skin. I just didn't think you'd give a sh--." 1041 00:39:46,951 --> 00:39:48,211 I don't really. 1042 00:39:48,278 --> 00:39:49,612 And the fact that you're saying that you're upset 1043 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,047 and that you've got feelings and all that stuff, 1044 00:39:51,147 --> 00:39:52,649 like that's you giving a sh--. 1045 00:39:52,715 --> 00:39:54,859 And I'm like, I just think the less you do that, the better. 1046 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:57,862 This is a woman whose had sex on screen at the age of 21, 1047 00:39:57,962 --> 00:40:01,399 and now she's getting shy, she can't stand up to Mark-Francis? 1048 00:40:01,432 --> 00:40:03,835 Like, what is that about? 1049 00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:05,328 There are kids dying all over the world-- 1050 00:40:05,395 --> 00:40:06,804 Yeah, I know-- 1051 00:40:06,871 --> 00:40:08,498 And we're worried about what I think of someone's dress. 1052 00:40:08,564 --> 00:40:09,807 But it was upsetting her. 1053 00:40:09,874 --> 00:40:11,309 Well, then she needs to get over it. 1054 00:40:11,376 --> 00:40:14,312 I'm gonna go and sit over in this charitable corner here, 1055 00:40:14,379 --> 00:40:17,006 where I feel that there is less drama. 1056 00:40:17,073 --> 00:40:18,049 It's not drama-- 1057 00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:19,751 Good. I'm glad to hear it. 1058 00:40:19,817 --> 00:40:20,677 It's really not, honestly. 1059 00:40:20,743 --> 00:40:22,086 I'm very glad to hear it. 1060 00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:23,588 It's entirely uncalled for, 1061 00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:24,922 especially on someone's birthday. 1062 00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:26,491 We tried to talk about it. 1063 00:40:26,557 --> 00:40:29,861 So, if you can't have a conversation, I can't force it. 1064 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:33,598 I'm still hopeful that they can be friends and start over. 1065 00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:36,684 [upbeat music] 1066 00:40:36,751 --> 00:40:37,685 I'm from Florida. 1067 00:40:37,752 --> 00:40:38,870 Florida? 1068 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:40,004 Florida, yeah. I live in Boston, though. 1069 00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:42,265 [laughing] 1070 00:40:42,365 --> 00:40:44,175 Oh my gosh, I've just seen this. 1071 00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:47,236 Oh my goodness! This is stunning. 1072 00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:52,183 [all]: ♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪ 1073 00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:56,571 ♪ Happy birthday dear Myka ♪ 1074 00:40:56,604 --> 00:41:00,358 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1075 00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:02,518 [cheering] 1076 00:41:02,552 --> 00:41:03,953 Thank you, everyone! 1077 00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:07,123 Aw. I don't even think I can blow these out. 1078 00:41:07,223 --> 00:41:08,232 [laughing] 1079 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:10,126 I think I got off light in this party. 1080 00:41:10,226 --> 00:41:12,904 I mean, I was thinking, hide the polo mallets, 1081 00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:15,773 like, and so if this is all the drama that happens 1082 00:41:15,873 --> 00:41:17,300 at my birthday, I'm happy. 1083 00:41:17,467 --> 00:41:18,276 [clinking glass] 1084 00:41:18,343 --> 00:41:20,078 Everyone. Hello. 1085 00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:23,539 Thank you to the birthday girl. Cheers to the birthday girl. 1086 00:41:23,573 --> 00:41:25,516 [cheering] 1087 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:27,018 To the birthday girl! 1088 00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:28,803 Thank you for the best time ever! 1089 00:41:29,137 --> 00:41:30,813 Woo! To the birthday girl. 1090 00:41:30,913 --> 00:41:33,257 You're like a Barbie of polo, right? 1091 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:34,951 Aww. Insane. 1092 00:41:35,051 --> 00:41:36,719 I mean, who could wear white joggers? 1093 00:41:36,753 --> 00:41:38,154 [laughing] 1094 00:41:38,254 --> 00:41:41,391 Mad! And to everybody else, including the birthday girl, 1095 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:44,669 I would like to extend an invitation to Longleat. 1096 00:41:48,990 --> 00:41:51,075 If you will care to join me, you're cordially invited, 1097 00:41:51,142 --> 00:41:52,435 is what we should say, right? 1098 00:41:52,502 --> 00:41:53,594 Yes! 1099 00:41:53,661 --> 00:41:56,472 And Mark's been, Kimi's been, many times-- 1100 00:41:56,572 --> 00:41:57,598 I don't believe we'd left, actually! 1101 00:41:57,665 --> 00:41:59,050 [laughs] 1102 00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:00,952 But yeah, I feel like I talk about it all the time. 1103 00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:02,970 Obviously, it means a lot to me, it's such a different world, 1104 00:42:03,004 --> 00:42:04,956 and I feel like trying to explain it and articulate it 1105 00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:07,617 is so difficult, I'd like to invite you. It should be fun! 1106 00:42:07,683 --> 00:42:10,261 I think it will be very nice for everybody to come to Longleat. 1107 00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:11,779 I think there's something there for everybody. 1108 00:42:11,846 --> 00:42:15,867 Hopefully I'll keep them entertained enough to not argue. 1109 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:16,868 Can you imagine? 1110 00:42:16,934 --> 00:42:19,829 [tolling bells] 1111 00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:24,625 You're being a bitch! 1112 00:42:24,692 --> 00:42:25,610 You would know. 1113 00:42:25,676 --> 00:42:27,645 [bleep] off, Margo. 1114 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,205 Why are you so obsessed with me 1115 00:42:29,305 --> 00:42:30,448 that you talk about me all the time? 1116 00:42:30,515 --> 00:42:31,808 Oh, darling, who wouldn't be obsessed with you, 1117 00:42:31,874 --> 00:42:32,608 have you seen yourself? 1118 00:42:32,642 --> 00:42:33,951 Oh, you're so weird. 1119 00:42:34,018 --> 00:42:36,454 I've 20 years been treated like a freak, okay? 1120 00:42:36,521 --> 00:42:38,981 I will not be branded a freak. 1121 00:42:39,048 --> 00:42:40,016 He is a freak.