[upbeat music]
- Your husband, where's he from? - Oh, he's from Lebanon.
He did not want to marry me.
I was like, "You're marrying me."
By the way, I'm running a 10k!
"Running," she says.
I'm struggling through a 10k in Nairobi.
- Why would you wanna do that? - For Tusk!
The Wildlife charity.
I mean it's exciting to visit Nairobi.
To do this race. I actually have to do it now.
You wouldn't be wearing this
if you didn't have a touch of venom in you now, would you?
[tense music]
Cruella is out in full force!
At least these birds didn't die in vain, darling!
You are a troublemaker.
You're like a total carny, no wonder you live in LA.
'Cause it's a ----ing fake city.
What is your problem?
Why are you always defending her?
Why don't you ----ing defend me for once?
Because you are a psychotic bitch!
[dramatic music]
[theme song]
[upbeat music]
The kids are so excited to have family here.
Aw.
And she didn't wanna kill it.
And I was like, "That's just like Myka when she was young."
Aw!
I am one of three children.
I am the middle child, the only girl.
My older brother is Shane, and my younger brother is Bron.
But Max....
- Oh, no. - Wanted to kill the bug.
- Oh! - Which was me!
Bron lives in Boston, and he flew in for my birthday.
Tryna kick some butt now.
Okay, be easy on me.
It's been a few days.
Bron is the best trainer in America.
[upbeat music]
Oh! My goodness.
We got a good cloudy British day,
which is probably a great workout day.
Every week we've got a weekly call where we work out.
- Hey! - Hey. What's going on?
[panting]
Four, yeah. Come up.
- And then squeeze your glutes. - Squeezing.
One... get low, get low, get low.
Yep, there you go.
It's just such a cool thing to me
that we get to work together on a weekly basis.
I mean, if he can train me, he can train anyone.
[whistle]
- Hello! - Welcome!
- Hi! - Morning!
Welcome!
- Is this your brother? - This is my brother!
- This is your brother! - Oh, welcome!
Thank you so much!
- Is he coming to polo with us? - He's coming.
It's obviously my birthday week,
and every year, I naturally just love polo,
- so I do a polo lunch. - Yeah.
So this year... I thought,
I would get out of my comfort zone
in this next trip around the sun,
and take a polo class for my birthday.
- You in? - Yeah!
Bron and I virtually train every week together,
and so I was like, "You know what? While you're here."
What an opportunity to kick some butt and have some fun.
- Don't kick my butt too hard. - No, no, no.
We're gonna have some fun. You guys ready?
Okay. Oh, are we standing up?
Can't start on sitting, we got--
[laughing]
Here we go. Go quick feet in place.
Get those feet moving.
[all breathing heavily]
Go, girl! Go, girl!
[laughing]
Americans are hardcore with their workouts.
Of course, I have the exceptional Emmas,
but most of my friends do not workout.
Let's go, keep it going. Squat down low.
I don't think my body goes that way.
[laughing]
Down, girl.
I've been single for a long time.
[laughing]
I wanna be the kind of girl that wakes up at 6 AM
and goes for a 14.5 km run.
[sighing heavily]
I'm not that kinda girl.
So this next one, we're gonna be going to some walkout planks.
Ooh.
[chuckling]
Well, hello.
[chuckling]
He has a great body.
[choral singing]
Get some vitamin D out here, right, everything?
We're in England now,
you have to take that in pill format.
Bron's a sweetheart!
He's like a very happy puppy with a moustache.
[laughing]
Oh, yeah, looks good. Twisting those abs.
Tummy in, tits out.
[laughing]
Oh, my God.
[all]: Woo!
Thanks, guys. Thanks for coming.
Yeah. I really do.
Aren't you ready for a cigarette?
- Yeah. - Wait, so, Margo.
I wanted to check up on you and see, after everything,
which was a fabulous party--
Oh, you're so kind! I got so pissed
I forgot to tell anyone to eat anything.
Who else needed champagne? I'm being a very lax hostess.
Thank you so much.
[chuckling]
I ate. It was delicious!
It was amazing, actually.
Um, but I wanted to see how you're doing--
Aw, thank you. You're always so thoughtful.
Well, that was a tough one.
You wouldn't be wearing this
if you didn't have a touch of venom in you now, would you?
I actually feel bad for Martha, 'cause when she finds out
what a sh--ty friend you really are.
You're like a total con.
When two people gang up on you,
and everyone else is neutral...
you're being ganged up on.
I feel, like, really bullied, really attacked.
- Oh. - Well, Kimi...
she genuinely has a heart of gold.
[tense music]
- But she's a tiger-- - Yeah.
And she's a tiger because she's had to be a ----ing tiger.
And if you're on the wrong side of those claws, it's vicious.
And you're so similar--
- I know-- - That you clash,
and then you're like, wait, actually...
we could be best friends. Because you share a best friend.
- I know. - You and Kimi will sort it out.
Because you'll both say it to each other's faces.
With Mark, I feel like it's something similar.
I don't think it's a genuine meanness in him,
I think it's a playing for the laugh.
He likes to be funny.
And sometimes what he says to be funny is cruel--
But then just be funny.
Kimi is forthcoming, but with Mark,
to say all these things behind my back
and then be nice to my face is just two-faced.
I think he's so insecure
that he thinks that this fake little clown thing
that he does is better than the real version of him.
He's desperate for everyone to like him.
[upbeat music]
- Hello! [all]: Hello!
- How are you? - How are you?
Lovely to see you, lovely to see you.
Always the highlight.
- How are you? - How are you, my friend?
I just look for excuses to keep coming back here.
This is a lovely project,
and all the things we're gonna do for it...
That's so kind. I'm so excited that you can come
and work on it.
The reason I fell in love with the house in Florence
is because it belonged to the Negronis,
much like my house in London, which belonged to Oscar Wilde,
who is one of my great idols.
So I couldn't really turn it down.
The drawing room has an amazing color palette in the ceiling,
there are pinks, and blues, and gold--
- And we can thread that. - We can use it as detail points
kind of, like, thread it through as detail points.
This is not changing.
- Both of my parents have always been collectors,
so I grew up, essentially, in auction houses.
It's not like, "Oh, we've started off in beiges
and we're gonna go to caramel," there--
- Oh. I could die. - No, no, no, no.
Beige. What's beige? A sin. A crime.
Color of... color of a dessert from childhood?
- Certainly not. - Okay, well.
As a child, I was never really around people my age
unless I was at school, and I found them all
rather all boring, anyway. And so, in many ways,
I definitely consider myself an old soul.
I have no interest in popular culture.
Go for it.
What? I have absolutely no idea who that person is.
No, I haven't seen a Star Wars.
A video game... The Sims!
I don't know, but I know Beyoncé,
and I went to her concert and I was underwhelmed.
So sorry. Oh, God, I shouldn't have said that.
The thing about Mark is that he, like, thinks he's funny
and laughy and whatever, but he's not, he's just mean.
And he doesn't have a sense of humor.
I think in Mark there is a pure heart of gold,
and I think it's his heart of gold, weirdly, ironically,
that makes him really mean,
'cause he wants to make people laugh and have fun.
- So, timewise-- - Yes.
How quickly do you think we can get
concrete plans in place?
Autumn? Do you think? Does that work for you?
Yeah, well, it's too hot in the summer.
Well, yeah. Yeah.
Okay.
I'm so pleased.
[laughing]
Thrills me.
It's a safety mechanism.
[pensive music]
It's weird to give you a compliment,
and then tear down the thing that you've complimented.
He's a liar. Maybe even like a psychopath
because who does that?
Mark has said things that are funny,
but what he's doing to me isn't funny.
It's meant to be hurtful. And then he's gaslighting me
and everyone else by saying, "Oh, it's just a joke."
No, it's not. It's s---ty. And he knows it.
My whole thing is like, whenever I'm in a moment
where I feel like Margo's being attacked,
and like, "Don't you feel this way?" Or whatever,
be like, "No, she's pretty awesome."
- Yeah. - Like, I feel like--
Oh, my God, you're gonna make me cry,
I feel so alone, actually, that's really sweet.
[all]: Oh! - Babe!
Oh, you guys! I'm also really tired,
it's okay, it's okay!
- We love you. [all]: We love you.
I'm really smelly, I don't wanna hug you more than that.
Margo and Mark are both bitching about each other.
I'm really worried that they're gonna get to a point
where they can't move on. And I'm really sad about that
because they're both fabulous.
If they would just give each other a chance.
I think he needs to know, like,
he needs to know about his behavior.
What if Missè and I went and had a chat with him?
- Like, what's going on? - Yeah, with you're permission?
I just think Mark is a people-pleaser,
so if he realizes that, like, it does not please the people
to be a backstabbing little bitch,
he probably will stop.
[tense music]
One thing I am nervous about
is I've got my birthday event coming up.
- And I feel like-- - Oh, yeah, polo.
[laughing]
Coming up on Ladies of London...
This, uh, Margo girl is just kind of, you know,
using her for people she knows here, and...
But that's obvious.
I think true colors will shine soon.
Yeah.
[upbeat music]
[knocking]
- Buongiorno. - Buongiorno.
- Darling. - Do you know,
this is the first time I've been in here
in the daylight and sober.
I can attest to that.
Ah, this is lovely. How are you, my love?
Oh, darling, I'm so happy to see you.
Me too.
Would you care, dare I say it, for a glass of water?
I definitely know that I had a shower in it earlier.
I thought that was the sole purpose.
Clearly, we have a lot to talk about.
Yes, well, what did you think about that picnic?
I don't think...
- ...I'd ever seen you cry. - I know.
You ----ing backstabbed me, and that kills me--
I have not backstabbed you, Kimi!
That's how I feel.
You're attacking me all day long.
No, I'm not.
Martha's my good friend,
and I'm with her during the good, the bad, and the ugly.
And Miss ----ing Margo starts causing all this gossip.
But then Martha, she took her side,
and I just thought she's being heavily manipulated.
I don't even know who Martha is when she's around Margo.
It's like I'm talking to a completely different person.
What is your problem?
Why are you always defending her?
Why don't you ever ----ing defend me for once?
Because you are a psychotic bitch!
I love you for it, but you are!
She's not? She's not?
Not the same way you are!
She's like some kind of Margo-bot.
You see, I thought Martha was smarter than that.
No, Martha's very bright.
And then, in some other ways, emotionally, really off.
[sighing]: Yeah.
I love her. Because sometimes in my life
when I've had ups and downs, she's the first person
to come to my house, say let's have some tea.
- She's a very kind person. - Sweet. Of course, she is.
And I think this is why she gets in a lot of problems.
She gets in all these situations,
whether it's with men, or friends, or a stranger.
Are you sure he was even a builder?
You gave him your house keys?
It really grates me to see someone
being taken advantage of and I'm upset.
It's so important to be a good judge of character.
I think this, uh, Margo girl is just kind of, you know,
using her for people she knows here, and...
But that's obvious.
I think she's really disingenuous.
But she should realize that, you know,
if someone's causing trouble between all her friends,
there's obviously something amiss.
I know. I think true colors will shine soon.
[upbeat music]
Try and get your knee to elbow.
[chuckling]
Good.
[panting]
I've made some small progress.
God, look at you!
It's always an ab exercise though.
Every time you come in, you're like,
"Oh, I just want abs." Abs, abs.
- Abs! - Nothing else,
you don't need anything else.
Three seconds, two, one... and relax.
- Whew! Whew. - How'd you both feel?
- Feel alright? - Yeah. I feel great!
I've really let myself go over the last couple of years.
- Thank you. - It was excellent.
- Both of you. Brilliant. - Good to be back!
- Thanks for having us back. - Feel good?
- Oh, so much better. - Whew!
I love the ethos of workout because it's, like, so quick.
It's 20 minutes. In and out. Boom. Done.
And I'm, by nature, terribly lazy.
But this summer, I have made some improvement.
Clearly.
[laughing]
That was good.
- We're back to it. - We're back to it.
Now that you're becoming more settled with home,
what do you wanna do?
- What do I wanna do? - Yeah.
I really wanna get back on a horse.
- I've always been happiest... - Mm, with horses.
- With horses.
I've had some wonderful horses, but two real stand out.
And Daphne is Delilah's daughter.
Delilah had Daphne just when I was going through my divorce.
Where is the old girl? Where... where is Daphers?
She's with my amazing friend Lorrie.
Up in Oxfordshire, Gloucestershire area.
Ooh, lovely.
By the time Daphne needed to be broken in and start her career,
I didn't have the finances.
And so I had to put her out on loan,
and so I've never actually ridden Daphne.
It's so ridiculous because they say to me,
come and see her.
Why have you not taken this up yet?
Because it's so much emotion to address.
Okay.
It's just so painful.
You're not quite ready. You need to work up to--
No, but I am ready. I'm gonna, I'm...
- I'm not ready. I'm so sad. - I'm ready, you're not ready.
It will have been maybe...
five, six years since I sat on a horse.
And therefore it's easier not to see Daphne.
Daphne's a big reminder
of the life that I don't have anymore.
She's, um... a reminder of my failings.
I couldn't afford to feed myself,
let alone a horse.
[sighing]
So... it's time to get back in the saddle.
I feel quite overwhelmed at the moment.
One thing at a time.
Don't take on, you know, everything today.
Yeah... today what I need is a big, fat, juicy burger.
Yeah, okay.
[laughing]
Coming up on Ladies of London...
By the way, Martha is exceptional on a horse.
[nervous laughter]
As you can tell.
Martha, you're going the wrong way!
[balloon deflating]
You do that, I'll hang these up in places.
Oh, my God.
- Happy Fourth! - Fourth! Yeah!
Happy Fourth.
In America, Fourth of July is the most fun ever.
What's Fourth of July?
- Are you guys hungry? - Yeah, I'm hungry.
Never had a Fourth of July in London.
They do Guy Fawkes Night, that's their fireworks party.
Fifth of November, every year in the UK,
we have, like, a fireworks night to celebrate
that the Houses of Parliament weren't burnt down
by this guy called Guy Fawkes.
And we light bonfires 'cause he was burnt at the stake.
Oh, dear.
Very weird. But that's what we do every year.
Fourth of July is the day the Brits don't wanna remember.
It's not really fun to celebrate a defeat.
Though, America, in its current format,
perhaps would do better under the King.
[laughing]
You want Coke, Diet Coke, or Coke Zero?
Ice is the most American part of this whole experience.
- Ice? - Yeah, they don't...
they don't use ice here.
- Five-- - Oh.
Hi!
- Oh, my goodness. - Yeah!
How was your nap? Dada, where you going?
I'm gonna go over here, sit down and eat some fries.
You wanna sit down on Mama and make some lunch?
- Yeah! - Yeah.
Della is adapting best to London life.
That baby was born to live in a city.
She loves the bus, she loves the taxis, she loves the dogs.
You know whose birthday it is? It's America's birthday!
I never thought I would find myself
in a traditional marriage.
All right, guys, go grab the food, please.
My husband is a Middle Eastern man.
You don't eat ketchup here, by the way.
- Don't eat what? - Mommy!
- Ketchup. - I think we have ketchup.
He goes out, he makes money, he provides, he comes home,
I handle the kids, I handle home.
- Okay, what's what? - Those are posh dogs.
What?
- It's like a hotdog but better. - Mommy.
Look. I don't even know if it's cooked, to be honest.
[laughing]
I'm not a good cook! I spent...
my 20s and 30s on cocaine and champagne.
How are you feeling, you feeling better?
I'm great, yeah.
No more jet lag?
- Thank God. - Ready to hit the town with me?
Yeah. We can do a little shopping.
- Mom, I'm full-- - Yeah!
Not you. You're not invited.
Those are the magic words I've been waiting for.
This is a really big deal for me,
that they find their footing here, and that they enjoy it.
For me, it's the difference between
giving up 20 years of my life, and my connections,
and my work or being able to keep them.
All of my work has been here, in the UK, like all of it--
Which is amazing, yeah.
And so, I just... it's hard to throw away,
like, my whole career.
And so then I'm just in the States, like,
"What am I gonna do here?"
All right, now you can have some ketchup.
- She likes ketchup? - She love-loves it.
I never had an acting career in Los Angeles,
I worked entirely from London.
So the doors are already open for me here.
I don't even know how I would start over.
I mean, I guess I could become a realtor.
Would you buy a house from me?
[chuckling]
Are you guys talking to your friends back home?
What are they doing for Fourth of July?
Nothing.
You know what Fourth of July is for?
Yeah, um... Independence Day.
From who?
[curious music]
Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence
that freed the slaves.
No, no, no.
Bro.
That's a different kind of independence.
I wouldn't have known that.
July Fourth is Independence Day from who?
- George Washington. - George Washington?
[laughing]
- You just did the East Coast-- - Oh! Oh, oh!
It was in the Revolutionary War when they signed the treaty.
Against who?
Against, uh... England.
- Yes! - It's a goal!
Oh, my God!
[triumphant music]
[upbeat music]
This is gonna be so hot.
- Hi. - Hello!
It's so hot here.
I don't know what it's like in Zurich.
- Is it as hot here as-- - Same. Same. It's crazy.
What are you up to?
Well, I'm getting ready for the big polo event today,
which is so fun. We will miss you.
Unfortunately, my birthday party this year lands
on a day that Marco is traveling for work,
but we were able to celebrate my birthday
on my actual birthday.
[all]: Happy birthday to you!
[cheering]
Thank you.
Polo lessons? That sounds fun.
Everyone up for getting on the horse?
Not everyone. Marco introduced me to polo.
Marco's half Argentine, half Swiss,
so he grew up with polo.
So when I first started dating Marco,
he took me to my first polo game.
I actually was engaged on a polo field in Argentina.
And it's been something that I think we just love to watch,
and now I'm just... I'm such a polo fan.
I think there's six of us riding? Five or six of us.
So it's gonna be a good crowd.
Little nervous because it is the first time
everybody's seeing each other since the picnic.
The picnic.
So I'm hoping everyone just kind of behaves themselves
and, if not, I'm going to take away the polo mallets.
Great. Do that.
Godspeed to me.
Coming up on Ladies of London...
I wore my white flowers for peace.
Is there something you're trying to say?
Yes, I'm a piece of sh--.
Finally! We agree!
Margo!
[upbeat music]
Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.
Wow, it's beautiful!
This is cool!
This is like, everything's so perfectly--
Everything's perfect right?
I've probably celebrated six birthdays on a polo field.
It's so fun, it's social, it's exciting.
And now, I'm just... I'm such a polo fan.
[♪♪♪]
Hello!
Oh my gosh! The look!
Do we look like we know what we're doing? 'Cause we don't.
[laughs]
Cowboy boots. [laughing]
[horse neighing]
[upbeat music]
Welcome! Aah!
Happy birthday!
Drinks looks good. Are you drinking?
Well, I was afraid to drink and drive a horse.
More fun!
Hey! You look amazing!
Hi! You look amazing!
Happy birthday.
Thank you so much!
I had to bring you something.
Oh my goodness--
I brought you Longley local honey.
You are the best.
Thank you for coming! Welcome home!
I know!
[Martha]: We're here!
I'm so excited to see a horse.
Horses!
Welcome home! Happy birthday!
Hi!
She brought boots.
How are you?
Happy birthday!
Aw, thank you. Thank you, friend, welcome.
Hi darling! Welcome home! How'd it go?
It was amazing.
I did the 10 k.
Kenya was absolutely amazing.
The sun's coming out. It's gonna be hot.
Starting to get out of breath!
But it's high altitude, and it's rough terrain.
So people who do this race say it's one of the harder ones.
I saw some monkeys on the course, at like 8 k,
who had come out to eat the little bananas
that we were given for energy snacks,
and they come to... to join in, which kept me going.
Oh, my God, we did it! Ha!
I felt so...
[sighs]
I don't know, just thrilled to have done it.
Thank you for your messages!
Oh, no!
So sweet of you to be like, cheering me on from here.
[laughs]
[upbeat music]
- How are you? - I'm good.
- Nice to see you. - You too, thank you.
Welcome!
Hi, I'm Missé, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Like, half a glass of champagne.
Honestly, drinking improves my performance on a horse.
Hi! What's up? I was very pumped to see you again.
Hi!
I heard... I heard--
God, my legs hurt after that! [laughing]
I was like, "Whoa!"
[upbeat music]
Oh, look at you, a dream!
Thank you. Yeah, this is actually Joshua's suit,
'cause I can't fit into anything anymore.
- Stop. - No way!
Yeah, so I'm now wearing men's ones!
[laughs]
But you would never know.
Never!
Myka, you look like a professional.
Is polo part of your life, or is this a--
I love to watch polo.
Okay.
But I do not play polo. I do not ride horses.
I'm excited to be beside her--
Icon--
Riding horses--
Seriously. Don't put me on a pedestal.
I will fall straight off it.
[laughing]
[♪♪♪]
- Hey! - Hi!
How are you, birthday girl?
- You look amazing! - You look fabulous.
Trouble has arrived!
[laughing]
I have a lot going on in my life.
I'm gonna fly tomorrow back to LA--
Yeah.
Land, and then Jaques comes back with me.
How are you feeling?
I am weird. I don't know where I am.
I'm tired. I'm not in the mood for bullsh--.
So, she wants to be cool, we'll be cool.
Can you be nice to Margo today, please,
because you love me?
I do.
I'll be nice.
Thank you.
Margo, Kimi's wearing a peace hat.
I wore my white flowers for peace.
I don't know, but I'm channeling it.
[laughs]
I'll go along with it, Kimi,
but white's also the color of death.
You got a lot of peace going on, Kimi.
Is there something you're trying to say?
Yes, I'm a piece of sh--.
Finally! We agree!
Margo!
[laughing]
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Cheers.
Thank you so much.
Hello, darling!
Gorgeous!
Happy birthday!
Thank you, thank you!
[giggling]
I have a way of blocking out irrelevant things.
What Margo's struggling to understand
is that I'm distinctly uninterested in her.
Nothing about her fascinates me or intrigues me.
And I feel that may be bothering her.
Where is there shade?
[Emma]: You are the shade!
I am indeed the shade. Well observed.
Let's see if there's any hot men.
[Missé]: I've never been to a polo game before.
Oh really?
Always date the guy that owns the team. Not the player.
Tragic mistake. Tragic.
Oh, that's sad.
- Really? - Yeah.
I'm single, I'm like, hey, maybe this is my thing now!
Stop ruining it for me! Jesus.
Olives are safe.
I wish we had some more tomatoes.
Can we stand back here?
- Yes. - The rest of the day.
Oh, my God! What is it?!
Darling. I'm not shopping for your husband.
What is it?
[laughing]
What is it?
[bleep]
[gasps]
No!
You see your parents reach their 80s,
you start really seeing their fragility.
And you start understanding that life is finite.
And you can ignore that for great swathes of time
until you can no longer.
You gonna go out?
No! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!
[sighs]
You feel powerless. Alone. As an only child.
And you feel sad.
But there isn't very much you can do, apart from comfort them.
If they will accept to be comforted,
which is not the case in this situation.
- No you didn't. - I did.
Oh, tell me about it.
I go running. You buy chairs.
[laughing]
[narrator]: Coming up on Ladies of London.
I just didn't think you'd give a sh--.
This is a woman whose had sex on screen at the age of 21,
and now she can't stand up to Mark- Francis?
What is that about?
[upbeat music]
Everybody riding, it's time to go.
[indistinct chatter]
Kimi, get a chair.
I'm never going to grab a chair.
Isn't there somebody that can grab it for me?
People don't... we're not, we're not the kind of people who grab.
We're not grabbers.
Obviously, I'm not playing polo today because I'm pregnant!
But if I wasn't pregnant, I'd be the first one on that horse.
I don't really wanna look like a complete twat out there,
trying to do something I'm gonna look really bad at.
Why would you play polo with people who are not necessarily
the most competent of players?
I'm not doing that.
[laughs]
Horse riding is dangerous enough, without this situation.
I'm gonna have a sit down. Ha!
Aww. Who's the oldest and the slowest?
[laughing]
It's a mare! I love mares.
Good morning.
Horses, for me, are... they're kind of my life blood.
Hi.
And for me, it's a really intense form of relaxation,
and I'm going to cry because I cry every time
I talk about horses.
By the way, Martha is exceptional on a horse.
Martha was, at one point, the best side saddle rider
in the UK.
I used to ride, but, um, a very different sort of horse.
So I used to ride tanks.
And these are like Ferraris.
So, I'm quite nervous!
Oh, my God, I haven't been on a horse in a long time.
Oh, that wouldn't be very good, yeah.
Hmm, that's not a good idea.
There you go, here's the experienced rider.
[laughs]
Yes.
Oh look, it's getting dangerous.
Oh! Shoot.
[nervous laughing]
I've taken polo lessons before.
But it was a long time ago, and I don't remember much.
The higher you go with the backswing,
you can hit the ball further.
Very good. Yeah. Try to brush the grass.
Weee!
Martha, you're going the wrong way!
There's a whole different set of instructions
for a polo pony it turns out.
Ugh!
Believe it or not, this is not the first time I'm playing polo.
I'm just really bad at it.
This sport is so hard because there's so many things going on.
It's like, a sexy man, a horse,
a thing you're gonna swing around.
Good job, Missé!
Apparently you got yourself in trouble this week--
Oh yeah, 'cause you weren't there, were you--
I wasn't there. But apparently, you caused a ruckus. Supposedly.
You ruffled feathers.
- You ruffled feathers! - Mark--
Cruella is out in full force,
and she's always been my favorite.
Well, ruffled feathers, yeah,
she was wearing rather a lot of them--
I'm not saying that I'm surprised,
I just want to know 'cause I wasn't there.
Listen, if you're going to go around wearing 150 dead pigeons
to a garden party--
They were definitely ostrich.
- Wait, what? - Ostrich?!
Do you know how long ostrich plumes are,
they're this long, sweetheart,
there was nothing ostrichian about them. It was "pi-geon".
What ignited it, though?
'Cause she thinks Mark's been saying things about her
behind her back.
Well, he has! So have I.
But she's up- been upset by it.
I've heard that she's been crying about it.
Really?
Anybody that starts crying
because somebody criticized their wardrobe
has a real lack of what I call important issues
going on in their life.
So you actually...
it escalated into a proper row at this party?
She didn't cry there,
but I've heard that she's been really upset about it.
Mark slags my wardrobe off all the time.
And, like, you're probably not wrong.
[laughs]
If anything, I might wear something
I know he'll hate on purpose for his reaction.
I've done that loads of times 'cause it's funny.
[laughs]
How did it end?
She left. It was ideal.
Is Mark some kind of fashion guru?
Like, who says he knows the rules of whatever
somebody should be wearing.
Margo has a right to wear whatever she wants,
without people making bitchy comments about it.
I don't think she'll make it in London,
I think she's far better suited to Los Angeles.
[cheering]
That was so fun!
That was cool.
Well, we have to give them back.
Can I just go for one canter without the stick?
Of course you can.
Come on, come on, come on.
[horse snorts]
Come on. [clicks]
Come on! [clicks]
Oh, look at Martha!
Good girl.
Steady. Steady. Steady.
- It's so beautiful. - Aww.
When I got here, Martha was really in a low.
And watching her on this horse,
there's so much brightness and hope.
Oh, look at Martha go.
It really makes me excited for her future.
Yeah, she can ride, you can tell.
Yeah, no, Martha's great.
For somebody that always loved horses,
and she didn't get on one for years for some odd reason.
It's really nice to see her connect with something
that makes her feel so alive again.
And it makes me happy as a friend to see that.
Good girl. Good girl. Good girl. Whoa.
[cheering]
Oh Martha, you look amazing.
What a good girl!
Oh my goodness, you're so sweet!
God, that makes me so happy!
Oh, my God, looking at you this happy makes me so happy.
Oh, Myka, thank you.
This is the best thing anyone's ever done for me.
Awww.
Thank you, gentlemen and ponies! Muchos gracias!
Muchos gracias!
Muchos muchos gracias.
Adios, babe.
You did great, that was awesome!
Ohh!
- Missé! - Hi!
Welcome back.
Oh, my God, that was so hard!
I said, even on horses,
you're managing to have your tits fly around.
I know!
Did you guys seem them? They just came out!
[laughing]
I'm like shaking, I'm so tired.
Really quite fun. Very hard.
Martha Sitwell!
Congratulations!
Getting back in the saddle!
I'm so happy right now!
So beautifully and gloriously!
Bring me champagne! I'm so happy right now, Kimi.
Well, you should be, 'cause you were fabulous.
I'm [indistinct]. I'm just waiting till sweat dries.
Oh, when was the last time I got this sweaty?
I... I don't know,
'cause I haven't had sex for a really long time.
[chuckles]
I'm so proud of you!
Oh, thank you!
And I haven't had good sex for even longer!
[laughs]
Oh, God, I've missed it so much--
Well, you know something?
I've never seen anyone more beautiful on a horse than you.
Oh, you tell the nicest lies.
I don... me? I'm the meanest bitch on Earth.
If I say something, it's 'cause it's true.
Oh, I was so happy to be on that horse.
Literally, I feel like the world has lifted off my shoulders.
I feel like Martha again.
The last five years have been so much just about survival,
just, really, animal instinct survival.
The wallpaper is peeling off.
There are damp patches.
Everything's covered in magpie crap.
Are you sure he was even a builder?
You gave him your house keys?
I don't want to become one of those horrible people
just because the world has been cruel to me.
I just refuse, I'm sorry.
But now I'm feeling...
[sniffs]
So much better.
Like, I just feel like I'm sort of filled up
with golden bubbling energy.
[laughs]
I'm feeling so much stronger,
I'm feeling so much more like Martha!
[laughs]
I'd lost that bitch. She was kinda cool.
But, oh, God, I've gotta go and see Daphne.
Of course you do.
I know, I just, I'm so scared
of how emotional it's gonna be for me.
When I've ridden her, then I have to go home--
And, you know what? That's life.
Yeah.
Life's about beautiful moments.
I want it all to be beautiful.
Well, it isn't. But it's...
it's about appreciating the ones that are.
Yeah.
- Well done. - That was beautiful.
Let's be happy about this one.
[♪♪♪]
Thank you.
You know, I was just, the whole time, I was like,
just don't fall, just don't fall, that's it.
Then we're good.
[giggles]
How have you been?
Hey, amazing.
I wanna talk to you after. At some point.
Well, here I am.
This whole situation with Margo is, like, so confusing.
I haven't even noticed it.
Stop.
No. I mean, I'm just completely indifferent.
Bottom line is that Margo's actually a really nice person.
Gorgeous. Inside out.
Well, we won't have to fight over her. She's all yours.
What's upsetting her...
say one thing in front of her face,
and say another thing behind her back...
I'm very happy to say absolutely nothing to her
or behind her.
[dramatic music]
Bottom line is, Margo's actually a really nice person.
What's upsetting her...
is like the, say one thing in front of her face,
and say another thing behind her back.
If we're gonna turn this into, like, something bigger
than it needs to be--
No! It doesn't have to be!
But it's more, it's more because she's so upset.
Like, she actually cried.
Remember, she's an actress, sweetheart.
I don't think she's acting, though.
You know what? So many things matter in the world,
and this isn't one of them.
But, I know--
So many things matter, you know what matters?
That you didn't fall off the horse,
that you had a great time, that it's Myka's birthday.
- So many things matter. - Yeah.
This doesn't matter.
I think she's confronting Mark about what's been said.
Yeah.
She felt a bit bullied, which is not nice for her.
She doesn't feel bullied. She doesn't feel bullied--
That's what she said.
I'll feel, like, really bullied, really attacked.
Ooh.
Trust me. She's a big girl.
She'll get over it. Trust me. She'll be just fine.
I was bullied for the first 20 years of my life.
I know exactly what bullying is.
Margo was not bullied.
It's fine.
Sorry, just started a conversation.
Bullying is trauma.
Somebody making an off the cuff remark
about something you're wearing is possibly unkind, at worst.
I really think it's... do you know what?
I think today... today's a celebration.
And we're not gonna focus on any of this, my love.
We are not having an argument.
- Good. - At all.
There's a time and a place for everything, and at this point,
it's not going so well.
But also, Mark is acknowledging that.
He's saying, "I don't want any drama at Myka's birthday!"
And I think that's good etiquette.
That's not what I'm saying.
It's such a happy day--
I'm saying, 'cause you're a friend.
I-I don't think we need to sort of worry about
people's outfits.
Thank you.
I love not being the only person
holding Mark-Francis accountable.
It's amazing.
I think he was just trying to say,
[mocking] I do things for attention?!
You know who this is? Mr. Burns. It's Mr. Burns!
I really struggle to get close to people who can't take it.
I was like, "Look, I just thought you had
a really thick skin. I just didn't think you'd give a sh--."
I don't really.
And the fact that you're saying that you're upset
and that you've got feelings and all that stuff,
like that's you giving a sh--.
And I'm like, I just think the less you do that, the better.
This is a woman whose had sex on screen at the age of 21,
and now she's getting shy, she can't stand up to Mark-Francis?
Like, what is that about?
There are kids dying all over the world--
Yeah, I know--
And we're worried about what I think of someone's dress.
But it was upsetting her.
Well, then she needs to get over it.
I'm gonna go and sit over in this charitable corner here,
where I feel that there is less drama.
It's not drama--
Good. I'm glad to hear it.
It's really not, honestly.
I'm very glad to hear it.
It's entirely uncalled for,
especially on someone's birthday.
We tried to talk about it.
So, if you can't have a conversation, I can't force it.
I'm still hopeful that they can be friends and start over.
[upbeat music]
I'm from Florida.
Florida?
Florida, yeah. I live in Boston, though.
[laughing]
Oh my gosh, I've just seen this.
Oh my goodness! This is stunning.
[all]: ♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
♪ Happy birthday dear Myka ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
[cheering]
Thank you, everyone!
Aw. I don't even think I can blow these out.
[laughing]
I think I got off light in this party.
I mean, I was thinking, hide the polo mallets,
like, and so if this is all the drama that happens
at my birthday, I'm happy.
[clinking glass]
Everyone. Hello.
Thank you to the birthday girl. Cheers to the birthday girl.
[cheering]
To the birthday girl!
Thank you for the best time ever!
Woo! To the birthday girl.
You're like a Barbie of polo, right?
Aww. Insane.
I mean, who could wear white joggers?
[laughing]
Mad! And to everybody else, including the birthday girl,
I would like to extend an invitation to Longleat.
If you will care to join me, you're cordially invited,
is what we should say, right?
Yes!
And Mark's been, Kimi's been, many times--
I don't believe we'd left, actually!
[laughs]
But yeah, I feel like I talk about it all the time.
Obviously, it means a lot to me, it's such a different world,
and I feel like trying to explain it and articulate it
is so difficult, I'd like to invite you. It should be fun!
I think it will be very nice for everybody to come to Longleat.
I think there's something there for everybody.
Hopefully I'll keep them entertained enough to not argue.
Can you imagine?
[tolling bells]
You're being a bitch!
You would know.
[bleep] off, Margo.
Why are you so obsessed with me
that you talk about me all the time?
Oh, darling, who wouldn't be obsessed with you,
have you seen yourself?
Oh, you're so weird.
I've 20 years been treated like a freak, okay?
I will not be branded a freak.
He is a freak.