- [clinking glass] - Everyone, I would like
to extend an invitation to Longleat.
Oh, my God, this is so cool.
Thanks for coming! Welcome to Longleat house.
What a dump.
[laughter]
- Hi! - Hello!
Oh, yeah!
What's really wonderful is the way in which they all coexist.
If only we were able to do the same.
That, well take note, you lot.
You standing up to him is going to stop him from chatting sh--
about you behind your back. - Nobody's on my side.
I love you, but she feels attacked.
I'm very sorry about that,
but equally, I'm sorry about VPL.
What's VPL?
Visible Panty Line.
It's Alaïa. He's a very important designer,
if you haven't seen "Clueless."
Mark, I think you and Margo need to have a chat.
- God. - She'll get over it.
I'm done being poked and then told that I should get over it.
Come here, Mark. What's wrong? What are you scared of?
Just come chat with me.
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Love you all.
Do you see?
Over and out. I'm out.
[dramatic music]
You're being a bitch!
[theme music]
That's really bitchy.
No, no, you would know.
Oh, my gosh. If our British mothers could see this.
Somebody shouting across a garden
at the Marchioness of Bath's estate.
I asked him to come talk to me, and he left.
Hello, he's my, like, best friend. He can't leave.
No.
----ing crybaby bitch.
I wasn't yelling.
[loudly] I projected my voice across the garden.
Come here, Mark. What's wrong? What are you scared of?
Just come chat with me.
Like, Kimi, who's yelling at Longleat?
- You're the one who cries. - [Bleep] off, Margo.
Well, you can take a girl out of Florida,
but can't take a girl from Florida to Longleat, it seems.
It's Emma's garden party and I'm not--
Margo, how dare she scream at you across a garden?
- I'm not gonna make a scene. - [sighs]
Mark is my best friend. He's Henry's godfather.
- That is his sense of humour. - Yeah.
- I handled this badly, Mark. - No, that was horrific.
- I handled this badly. - It's fine.
Don't take any blame. You don't need to take any blame.
I don't want her to go have to do that.
- Let's go. - Yeah.
What she's really upset about
is that she feels that you pay her a compliment, and then--
Well she'll get over it. She'll get over it.
The minute she leaves,
you're mean about whatever you complimented.
Who cares?
No, she doesn't understand. I'm--
She's not English. She hasn't been living here.
Oh, give me a ----ing break.
She lives ----ing Los Angeles. She's an actress, Martha.
She hasn't been living here, Kimi.
What, this was so bad. So bad.
I'm not going to have some sort of confrontation
in my friend's house.
Why don't you just have a chat with me?
Because I have nothing to say.
But I'm not confrontational to you.
You turned it into a boxing match!
It's an afternoon tea.
I said why don't you come over and chat to me?
Because I have nothing to say.
But you had so much to say earlier?
Are we still gonna go back to crushed velvet?
No, we're going to go back to you thinking that my Alaïa
isn't good enough for Longleat.
It's not that it's not good enough...
- What is it? What is it? - It's that it's transparent.
Okay, so, well you have things to say, then?
- But just say them to me. - No. No, because--
Why are you scared to talk to me?
No, darling, I'm not.
Don't touch me. I'm sorry. Sorry, don't touch me.
I'm not. I'm not scared to talk to you. I just don't care.
But then why are you so obsessed with me that you talk about me
all the time?
Well, darling, who wouldn't be obsessed with you?
Have you seen yourself?
Oh, you're so weird and creepy.
- I'm creepy? Okay. - No, you are.
You're like a weird, creepy masked clown.
No, no, no, no, Mark, Mark, Mark, can--Margo.
- Prance away. Ugh. - Margo!
What? He's weird.
- [Bleep], Margo. Mark! - It's time to leave.
Mark, you're amazing, and I love you.
Adore you. Adore you.
In fact, it was time to leave ten minutes ago.
Okay, so I guess I need to go round...
I have spent 15 years going around this maze.
And the one time I need to make a swift exit, it actually works!
Bloody hell!
He just walked away again.
- What? - Why?
He's fuming.
He goes, "I will not have a confrontation with you,"
I say, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"
And he goes, "Darling, who wouldn't be obsessed with you?"
I was like, "You're ----ing weird." But it's just weird.
But again, like that I can already say is a joke.
I don't like if you're upset,
but I also don't think it's that serious.
Margo, my best etiquette advice is to zip it.
He doesn't banter with me.
Because you're scary! You just went in so confrontational!
That was not nice. That was not nice.
I'm going to go back to the hotel.
Shouting across the garden is confrontational.
I said, "Come talk to me."
That was my fault. I handled that badly.
That whole shouting across the garden thing was my fault.
I have screwed this situation up so badly.
Mark, I think you and Margo need to have a chat.
Everyone's perfectly--
- [claps] - Go on.
Stop clapping your hands at me, please, darling.
I really should have stayed out of that.
[dramatic music]
I'm gonna go grab my coat, one second.
Okay.
It's inappropriate. It's inappropriate.
Why does my friend have to leave,
and I have to be stuck with her?
I don't want to sit with her. She's boring.
I mean, that was just unreal.
Like, I thought we were having a nice time.
Here's the thing. We are, we were having a nice time.
Yeah, okay, whatever.
So I think we're all sort of going in circles.
I feel like it's been a long day. Everyone needs some rest.
Certainly.
Like, it still feels like the middle of the day,
only it's really late at night.
Shall we all go to get some rest?
- Lovely. - Let's get some rest.
- Perfect. - Call it a night.
By the way, who wants to take the gin?
Oh, I want to take the gin.
No, I'm taking the gin, you [bleep].
- Some thief you are. - [laughter]
[sighs]
- Is the key in the thingy? - Did you lock it?
We never got a code.
I will crawl through that.
- I will climb in that window. - No, you will not.
Someone can get in there.
There's a pregnant woman, an angry woman,
and an over-served woman, and we can't get back in.
I'll go in. I haven't been drinking for sure.
- Hold on. Careful. - Also I go to the gym.
[lock clicks]
BOTH: Yay!
- Welcome! - Thank you.
Shall we get cozy in our jammies and...
- Have a slumber party? - Yes.
- I'm starving. - What are you making?
An omelette, watch this.
That's so sweet of you to make the omelette for us.
When the world is collapsing,
if you make an unctuous omelette,
you know, something baveuse. ..
Wow! That's gorgeous.
...it soothes all the edges.
It really does. Makes the world a better place.
She's like, "Where are you?"
Mine is really upset, too.
I know. And she's like, "Why are you leaving me?"
I was like, "Oh, God." And she doesn't understand. Like...
[laughs] He gets it.
Okay. Oh, boy.
- Good? - Mmm.
Oh, Kimi, that is a good omelette.
BOTH: That's a very good omelette.
[knock on door]
- Hello? - Come in!
- I've come to visit you! - Hi!
[chuckling]
Hello, hello!
As a host, you don't want anyone to feel anything negative.
You want everyone to have a glorious time
and leave feeling better than they did when they came.
[crunching]
If they're not happy, then I feel like I've failed.
There's pizza coming.
- Thank you. - Yay.
Yeah.
Mark said he left,
he didn't want to have a scene for my sake.
Which always is not, like, my preference.
- That's gentlemanly of him. - I didn't want him to leave.
I literally wanted him to come talk to me.
I didn't want him to leave.
He didn't want to have a shouting match.
No, he left because he didn't want to have a conversation.
It wasn't the comment.
It's the feeling you have where they're being nice to your face
and you know you're turning around
and they're laughing with other people. It's very uncomfortable.
It wasn't that deep. It wasn't about anything personal, was it?
I lived in England long enough to know banter.
Like, I know the back and forth. I see what he's doing with you,
I see what he does with Kimi. I understand. I'm not stupid.
This is just Mark's brand.
The Brits understand what he's doing.
But there's one American who doesn't understand,
and her name begins with "M" and ends in "Argo."
[laughs]
It is not a British thing.
They are trying to make the cultural difference excuse
of him being an asshole, but he's just being an asshole.
You guys! Talk to him!
Coming up on "Ladies of London"...
You guys I just need a minute, actually.
It's really ----ing intense for me.
[upbeat music]
- Good morning, ladies. - Morning!
Hi, Mimi. Hi Amadeus. It's Mummy.
I'm just sending you a video.
Hi, Skat. I miss you.
I hope you're having a lovely morning with Nanny.
We're gonna feed a giraffe today.
And Mummy's bringing you a present.
Mummy's gonna send you some videos a little bit later
of the giraffes.
Love you.
[piano music]
[upbeat music]
- Wonderful. - Thank you.
[piano music]
Um, so, Margo and I, we talked about today. The vibe is fun.
[chuckles]
Should we kick off with a little Patrón?
Or should we be healthy and start with the Miraval?
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
You look sexy.
You're gonna get all the cheese after you.
[gasps]
Look at that dress!
Thank you, my love. Thank you.
Oh, my God, I love it!
- Well, look at you. - You look very pretty.
[laughter]
Good morning!
- Morning! - Bonjour, ma vie!
Ugh, look at these linen trousers. So elegant.
Oh, look at this linen ensemble!
I really don't want yesterday's events to ruin the day
Emma's planned today.
I really hope I don't come across as an attention seeker,
because I just am very much myself.
I like that white linen on you. Very crisp and fresh.
- Have I put on weight? - [laughter]
You're just thinking of the cheddar.
Oh, well, so is the chair, clearly.
- Morning! - Hi, gorgeous!
- Look at this jumpsuit! - Hi!
She's ready to jump out of a plane.
She comes bearing gifts.
There's a selection of teddies.
That is so nice of you.
I told Mimi this morning.
You can do the pink and the blue for a boy and a girl.
- Thank you so much. - Oh, that's so cute!
- Thank you. - That's really sweet.
F-U-N. Fun. [chuckles]
Something started with F-U, and I was like...
Where is this going?
Can't have fun without F-U.
You know your boobs are real
when you have to wash underneath.
[chuckling]
- Good morning! - Morning!
Hello!
These outfits are major!
- Hi! - How are you feeling?
Wonderful! Mwah.
Hi! We're kind of matching.
How are you doing?
I feel very anxious. I feel very cautious about today.
Love you, bubby.
- Hi. - How are you?
- Good. How are you? - Good.
I don't feel comfortable at Longleat right now.
We are off to Cheddar.
Which is a part of Longleat estate.
It's about a 40-minute drive.
And there are some amazing caves.
Half of you can do some cheese tasting,
and half of you can look at these caves.
So hands up for cheese.
- Are they dangerous? - Very.
Excellent! Cheese!
[laughs]
- Caves? - Caves.
I think you're caves.
I feel like Mark and Margo don't want to be in the same car.
And they shouldn't be, maybe. It's better just to avoid that.
[chuckling]
[upbeat music]
How was your night?
I went for a nightcap with them.
The one thing I did say to Margo,
I said, "Moving forward, the way that you communicate,
you need to be very careful.
If you yell across a garden,
that's not a way to start a conversation."
How uncivilized is that by the way?
So vulgar.
[classical music]
I love you Margo, but I did feel bad about Mark.
I never did anything to begin with.
You, like, called him a freak.
She told me that I'm a freak, that I shouldn't touch her.
"Why are you so obsessed with me?
Don't touch me. You're a freak."
I didn't call him a freak. I called him weird.
-I said, "You're ----ing weird."
He said you called him a freak.
Maybe I did. I do find him freaky. He is a freak.
You can't call him a freak, though.
No, let me tell you why. I walked across--
No, you shouldn't call anyone a freak. That's not nice.
Mark--he's the only gay man in the group,
so it just feels like calling him a freak
is just very personal, singling him out.
You can't fight nastiness with nastiness.
I'm sure he's had his whole life being called names,
the same way that my husband's had his whole life
being called names.
And I just don't think it's fair,
I don't think it's kind,
and I'm just not onboard with that.
- Let me tell you something-- - She ran after me--
You call someone, I'm sorry, of a different sexual persuasion
a freak, it is not PC.
I don't think that's what she meant, Kimi.
Oh, well tell me what that means, then.
- Kimi... - No, Martha.
- No, Martha. Did it insult you?
No, I'm gonna get out. I'm gonna get out.
- No, no, no. - Martha, I'm going to get out.
- No please don't get out. - No, I'm gonna get out.
- You're not getting out! - I'm gonna get out.
I spent 20 years being treated like a freak, okay?
I will not, in Emma's house, be ran after
and branded a freak.
I spent my whole life trying to deal with this.
I can't even introduce my partner to my parents. Okay?
The person that I want to marry,
I cannot even introduce to my parents.
When I can't even have a normal life, because guess what,
I'm not normal. Do you know what that's like?
- I'm so sorry. - No, no, I don't want pity!
I hate pity. And I don't feel sorry for myself.
I'm sorry that it's like that.
- But it is like that, okay? - She's a bully.
And it's fine. It's fine because we pick our battles.
[dramatic music]
I've never seen Mark that emotional, actually.
In fif-- how long have we been friends, 15 years or something?
He had some struggles.
I still don't know all about them.
So yeah, this is really serious.
I didn't know that. I didn't know any of that.
But I will not be branded a freak.
I just don't like that you called him a freak. Like, you--
He is a freak.
Babe. Don't bite.
He's actually the last one who says the comments
because they actually come from your friends.
[gasps]
"Oh, my God, Mark says the velvet dress was bad!"
But two people already said it before that.
[laughter]
And then something else about outfit,
about how you have a brand and money and all this sh--,
like, that you sound very vain.
It's Alaïa.
Stop talking about money and designers.
You know what I mean? It makes you look very vain.
No, the things I'm buying are literal artworks!
They're archive artworks, and they should be celebrated
just like your pieces are celebrated!
Just take it down a notch. I get it. I get it.
But you're saying really mean things to me!
That makes me feel more insecure,
and then you're like, "Why are you acting like this?
Like, God, we're just being peace keepers."
And I'm, like, you just told me extra mean sh--
that I don't need to know!
Stop telling me things that people are saying
about behind my back.
But Mark--
You guys I just need a minute, actually.
It's really ----ing intense for me. [sniffles]
Just give me a second.
Mark, I love you so much.
It's fine. You don't need to-- you don't need to explain.
Thank you.
Look at--look at this up here!
Wow, that's incredible!
- Oh, wow. - It was worth the drive.
- We got there. - But, wow!
So when did Cheddar become property of Longleat?
For a long time, actually.
I didn't know that it was owned by Longleat.
Yeah. And it's a whole other thing to manage,
it's a different set of skills. Seriously.
Feeding koalas is not the same as making cheese.
[laughter]
Oh, my God, where's the car park? Right there.
Ugh, no, I'm gonna wee, guys. Honestly, I'm gonna wee myself.
It's not even a joke.
[whispers] I can't stop crying.
I can't stop crying. It's really ----ing with me.
I'm gonna wee myself. No, I need to--I'm gonna wee myself.
Margo is, like, not winning now.
She went a bit too personal because she was impulsive.
And now she thinks the whole world is against her.
- Hi, ladies. - Are we going? Okay.
[groans]
[sobbing]
Do you want--do you want us to get someone?
I don't know what's happening!
I think I'm having, like, a panic attack.
[sobbing]
She's having a breakdown.
[dramatic music]
[upbeat music]
Honestly, I'm gonna wee myself. It's not even a joke.
[whispers] I can't stop crying.
I'm gonna wee myself.
No, I need to--I'm going to wee myself. Okay.
[groans]
[intense music]
[sobbing]
She's having a breakdown.
What happened?
I don't know. She's really upset.
I think she's just feeling overwhelmed.
- Oh, there she is. - Oh, babe. Are you okay?
You had a panic attack?
I felt like I couldn't breathe.
I couldn't breathe, and I just kept sobbing,
and, like, it was awful.
You were holding that in, yeah.
I think there's also a lot of hormonal things going on here.
You just had a baby.
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
Come, let's grab lunch.
Better than getting back in the car.
Thank God you look so good!
[chuckling]
[upbeat music]
Cheddar gorgeous.
[chuckling]
Gorging at the Gorge.
- Hey, guys! Good afternoon. - Good afternoon!
Welcome to the home of cheddar cheese.
Longleat owns Cheddar, even though--
- Absolutely, yeah. - It is not geographically
in the same place, we are all one team.
And it's amazing to have you sing the praises
of cheddar cheese, which really should be only available
from here if it was-- [chuckling]
Absolutely.
Maybe it's the American in me,
I really wanted cheddar to be from Vermont.
It's a special place.
It's been made here in the village of Cheddar since 1170.
Wow.
King Henry II on the throne.
Back then, they were maturing cheese in the caves
because, obviously, we didn't have refrigeration back then,
so a cave was a natural place to keep a cheese.
I love cheese. I could just eat it all day.
I think I'm partially made of cheese.
Think about breathing.
[sobbing]
Oh, my goodness.
Would you guys like to follow me through into the dairy?
- Yes! - Yes, thank you.
And we'll show you the process.
Okay.
Okay. It's gonna be okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
This is like... [chuckles]
How long is this woman gonna cry next to Wallace and Gromit,
which is just like the most comedic thing ever?
I'm trying not to laugh.
I can't even.
- How random is this? - So random.
I mean, honestly, Margo's freaking people out.
There are little kids walking by. She's crying her eyes out.
They're like "what's so scary in that cave?" You know?
We need to get out of here. I'm gonna step to the shade.
Come on through, guys.
Look at that.
This is where the magic happens.
- Wow. - So cool.
[gasps] Amazing.
This morning, the milk tanker arrives.
Straight into this tank.
It takes about three days in process to get to a cheese
from the milk stage into our maturing store.
There's a lot of pressing involved.
Will--he's our cheese maker today.
Hello!
Quick question for you. What does--
[laughter]
I'll have words with Will.
What exactly is the cheddaring process?
Every time you layer, and you stack the cheddar curds,
that process is called cheddaring.
And is that why people can call it cheddar in other countries?
Because of the process?
Exactly. Cheddar is actually an Anglo-Saxon word, "ceodre,"
which means "hidden place," which refers to the caves
and where the cheese was first originated.
- Oh, wow. Original Cheddar. - Lots of history.
So, guys, who's gonna come with me and do some cheese making?
Yeah, I'm gonna...
[dramatic music]
This is hot. Look at this.
- Yeah! - [laughter]
I went to cooking school,
so I know all about that kind of outfit.
[laughs]
I find it kinda hot.
You look so good!
No man would say no to a woman that knows how to make cheddar.
[laughter]
As you can see, we're about to drain off the liquid whey,
we've got these lovely curds that we're left with.
Oh, wow!
Oh, you see all the whey. It's all coming out.
And now they're just gonna leave the cheese.
It's quite clingy.
I like the idea of it, and then I'm a bit like--
But it's a lot to swallow.
That is what she said.
[laughter]
Shovel it gently. That's it. Over into this vat.
Lovely.
It really is giving Balenciaga.
[camera flashes]
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Everybody look at that, ooh ♪
[laughter]
♪ When I'm in the zone, please move, yeah, just move ♪
It's giving Paris!
[laughter]
If you think you need to go to Paris Fashion Week, think again.
You need to come to Cheddar Gorge, darling.
Have you ever had a fashion show in the cheddar--
No, no, not in the cheddaring room, no!
[laughter]
Oh, my God. Is she okay?
Yeah, she's better,
but I think she has a lot of things going on.
That's why I said, I was like,
"You can't fight nastiness with nastiness."
Like, it's just-- and I think yeah,
she's probably expecting us to, like,
agree with everything she was saying, and, like, we're not.
- Yeah. - So, um...
If she needs to remove herself, that's fine.
Like, I should let Myka know what's going on--
Yeah, good idea.
Because she's, like, in our cottage, and stuff,
- and, like, yeah. - Yeah, give her a call.
[cellphone dialing]
So, here we have a selection of our beautiful
raw milk traditional cheeses.
Wow.
So please, enjoy.
Fantastic.
I've just got an important call, just one moment.
Hold on, sorry.
[line ringing]
- Hi! - Hi!
Hi! How are you all?
- Not great. - Not great.
What happened?
Margo has had, like, a really big panic attack in the car
when we arrived at the caves,
and now she's looked at going back to Longleat.
Did anything trigger it?
For sure, me.
You?
Yeah, 'cause I just told her it wasn't cool
that you were shouting across the garden,
and then you go and call him a freak, it's not okay.
And then she thought, like, we were attacking her.
Wow.
Okay, well, thank you for the call.
Yeah. So, see you later.
- Bye! - Bye!
- What's wrong? - Can I pour you a drink?
Perfect timing.
- Are you okay? - Darling, are you all right?
Is everything good? What happened?
Is everything all right?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Oh, dear, that doesn't sound--
No, I'm totally fine.
What happened?
I've just gotten a call that Margo's unwell.
- Did she trip? - How unwell?
No, she's had some sort of, like, severe panic attack.
I think she's been triggered by everything, and so--
- You mean, she's sad. - I think she's leaving.
Will you guys excuse me? So sorry.
- Well, I hope she's all right. - I hope she's all right.
That is the main goal at this moment.
- [line ringing] - I do feel so sorry for Martha.
It is obviously very consuming of Martha, whatever's going on.
[line continues ringing]
I'm really, really worried about Margo.
[line continues ringing]
I'm trying to call her. She's not picking up.
- [line continues ringing] - [sighs]
Why isn't she talking my calls?
Even our cheese tasting is about her!
Oh, it's too much for me.
♪♪♪
I'm gonna have to throw this crystal away, because, like,
I brought it with me two days in a row,
and it's ----ing done jack sh--.
- I'm really sorry. - It's supposed to protect me.
But it's made everything worse!
Damn rocks!
[gasps]
Oh, my God! That looks so surreal!
[gasps]
Oh, my God!
Oh, look at them! That's phenomenal.
So cute!
Hi, Missé!
So wonderful.
- Oh, my God. So cute. - Hi, nice to see you.
And to be so close to them is such a magical experience.
Are we ready?
- Yes! - We're ready.
They're so beautiful, and they have great lashes,
which is probably the least profound thing I could say
about a giraffe.
Their eyelashes! Oh, my God, they're so beautiful!
No!
[laughs]
I love giraffes. They're one of my favorite animals.
Rothschild's giraffes, they have these long, white socks on,
they're so glamourous.
Okay, so yeah, welcome to the Giraffe House.
So, before we run in there and see all the girls,
main thing is, which Emma knows all this already, um, but yeah,
please don't try and touch 'em.
- Fine! - Thank you.
So, they're all ladies?
- Yes. - All girls.
Lady Rothschilds.
Aah!
Oh, my God, can you take a picture of me?
Of course.
- Mark? - So wonderful.
Mark, concentrate!
Sorry, forgive me!
Hi!
[screaming]
[laughter]
He spat on me. This is the best thing ever.
Ever. Ever. Come on, come here, dear!
Come on, then!
- They don't like you guys! - They don't like us!
[laughter]
Mark, try this one!
That's the older girl, I think. You can tell--
The old ones always like me.
Yeah! [laughter]
Oh, such a tease!
- Give it! - Maybe! Maybe!
[laughter]
- They have the longest tongues! - I know, amazing!
So it's 14 inches tip to base on average.
- Oh, my goodness. - Goodness gracious.
What a day.
- This has been so amazing. - Magnificent.
It's this defensiveness that's come out,
she's not doing herself any favors with it.
I don't agree with the way that she's been behaving.
Margo back in the day was the life and soul of the party,
she was so funny, she was so sharp,
and everything was a joke.
And now she takes even a joke so seriously!
I don't recognize this Margo.
Of course, I still love her, but she--what's she doing?
- Amazing, thank you so much! - Thank you very much!
That was so special!
Let's have a party at the pub!
Yay!
That was fun.
It's just nice to also just have a second just to whew!
Before we go and--
I was like, "Is Lottie all right?"
Yeah, exactly, we were concerned about Lottie.
Have you felt stress levels?
I did step away, because I was just, like--
Why did she start freaking out? Did Missé antagonize her?
No, nobody antagonized her.
She just accused us of saying that we were coming at her,
and bullying.
Now we're bullies, too.
But I still was like, "When you don't get your way,
you start crying."
Margo has done everything in her power to come across
as a very self-confident lady.
Why would she care about what we think? It's absurd!
This is a charade!
This is the pub.
In that case, I bid you farewell for a few moments.
Yes.
I do want to check the table as well.
It's quite fun here, if you hadn't noticed.
- Yeah, exactly! - [laughter]
- Love you. See you in a minute. - Okay, see you later!
Me neither. So do we know who is--
we don't know if she's even there.
I'm done with Margo's antics, honestly.
It's really frustrating to be in a friendship with someone
who just refuses to take your advice.
I have things to say, and they're good things.
Listen to me.
Hello! Hello?
♪♪♪
Oh, hello!
- Hello! - Nice to see you. How are you?
You look so pretty!
- Thank you, so do you! - Mwah!
We've got you guys here.
So, let's have a look. Kimi can sit there.
Yeah.
The Bath Arms is a beautiful pub,
and they've done a delicious local curated menu.
I've had some kind of major parties at Longleat
over the years.
This one's definitely been one of the more difficult ones.
- Oh, dear! - Hello!
- Hi! - How big is my name?
Huge, bigger than you!
You weigh the same as the cheese, remember?
- This is so divine. - Isn't it pretty?
Okay, let me help. Why don't you put them on the chair?
Why doesn't everybody get a rose?
Some people just get thorns.
Oh, what a dream!
- Oh! Wow, welcome! - Look at you two!
Hello!
Is this an Oscar?
My goodness, how did you know?
- You look so beautiful. - Amazing!
- You look amazing. - Look at this!
I know, you can really see it now.
- Hello! - Oh! How pretty!
Quelle vision!
Hi, hi, hi!
Hi!
Body, body, body!
Are we missing one, I feel?
Uh, so yes, we are missing Margo.
We got home, um, and she was not in the cottage.
Hello?
Margo? Whoa, she's gone!
There's nothing left. She's taken everything.
Oh, my gosh!
- But no note? - No note.
No, thank you, goodbye.
How are we gonna find out if she's all right?
I don't know.
Well, we tried to check on her. She's not answering.
I'm so worried about her.
But I think it's incredibly rude
to leave without apologizing to Emma!
She just left. She just evaporated.
It's a bit of a relief, I hate to say it,
because it's like, at least we'll have one evening
where it's no drama.
Thank you!
I'm assuming if she went back to London, someone drove her there.
I assume so.
Well, she didn't walk!
No!
We're not that desperate to leave!
Took a giraffe!
Oh, that's a shame.
Thank you, my love!
Butter dumplings?
Oh, nice, thank you.
Wow, what's it on, a crumpet?
It's a little crumpet!
You know you've made it to England when you get a crumpet!
- You are such a crumpet! - You are such a crumpet!
[laughs]
Emma, I want to make a toast to you,
for the incredible couple of days.
Thank you for coming.
Cheers!
- For hosting. - Love you, guys!
This is so fun. I really enjoyed it.
And I want to say also to Mark, I'm really proud of you.
Proud of what? Being honest?
It was nice to see a part of you that was really vulnerable,
and I loved seeing it.
And I spent 20 years being treated like a freak, okay?
The person that I want to marry,
I cannot even introduce to my parents.
When I can't even have a normal life, because guess what?
I'm not normal!
When you're with people that you know and love and trust,
of course you're going to be yourself.
But I also think it's difficult to hear things
that might have triggered things in your past that have been--
Yeah, exactly.
And I respect you for it, and I want to say cheers to you!
We're made of tougher stuff.
This trip is forcing Mark to have conversations
that he would never have had.
And I'm really, on one hand, pleased that he's opening up,
but also conscious that this is not his normal behaviour.
Really, thanks to you for allowing us to--
to feel so comfortable and so welcomed
in such an extraordinary, magical place.
A friendly place--
Not all my friends have Rothschild giraffes, you know?
It's interesting, because it's such a foreign concept for me
to--to be so open.
It's a strange feeling.
It feels good, but also a little scary.
But maybe at this point in life, it's about time I did.
- Still, thank you very much. - Oh, absolutely.
I only sparkle after a few more drinks.
Darling, you always sparkle.
Oh, I love you.
[upbeat music]
We have the burrata.
What did you get? Oh, the pigeon!
Of course!
Oh, I was tempted by the pigeon.
- Were you, now? - Yes.
To serve would remind you of your very own bird!
No, he's not a pigeon!
[laughs]
[magpie warbling]
I have to say this is delicious.
Yeah!
Well, I love that. That's called "Make Your Own Adventure."
We're at a fabulous place, you might as well enjoy it!
- Exactly! - Exactly!
an old-fashioned thing!
It's actually mandatory.
Yeah, yeah!
Oh, my God, I love it!
So spooky!
Tell me your odd experiences.
Well I was lying in bed, and I couldn't, like,
I felt like there was someone there--
Like someone was holding you down? I love that!
Emma's flirting with me!
Oh, no, another wife left!
She wants me to move into the house!
Well, my pigeon was delectable.
Your pigeon.
It was one of the most fabulous breasts I've ever savored!
'Cause you've savored so many.
[laughter]
You should know!
Can you please send the ghost to my room?
[laughter]
That pins women down.
Last night, I was so lonely.
This is such a good cocktail.
So peaceful not to have drama. [laughs]
- Oh, yeah, I know. It's true. - I feel a bit Zen.
I'm still bumming about Margo. I still don't know where she is,
but I'm having a lovely time with, you know, relax,
everyone's calm, no ----ing drama.
[laughter]
I think there's a collective sigh of relief, quite frankly,
but it does put a downer on my night.
Um, everyone!
[clinking glass]
Um, so we're sort of getting to the end--
Don't tell me you're pregnant!
[laughter]
What a shock!
I don't wanna know!
So, well, we're getting to the end of the dinner,
and I obviously want to thank Emma
for your amazing hospitality,
and it's now sort of my turn and Joshua's turn
to host all of you.
Fab!
So I've sort of got these invites for you.
Wow!
So sweet. Thank you.
We're gonna have a beautiful fashion show,
you can see some of our amazing designs and canapés, cocktails,
on a beautiful terrace.
Uh, you did see my modelling skills today
at the--the cheddaring.
I haven't seen anything.
You're very good at modelling cheddar cheese!
She wasn't there! We have videos.
♪ When I'm in the zone, please move, yeah, just move ♪
- What a beautiful invitation! - Thank you. I designed it.
Thanks for coming.
Has everyone had sufficient cake and drinks?
It's like the first time I've been full since I've been here,
it's a bit amazing!
So I'm glad you came to see some of it,
please come again to see more of it, 'cause you're invited again.
Thank you for having us, darling.
Thank you so much for having us.
Well, until the morning, it's not over yet!
The fat lady has not sung!
I know. I'll sing later.
[laughter]
Do you wanna dance naked in front of a full buck moon?
Come on, don't be so boring!
Stop, I'm not doing that.
- [cork pops] - How did you feel tonight?
I feel--I feel awful. I feel, um...
But it was less stressful!
I'm really worried about Margo.
Darling, she'll be all right.
Is she thinking about how you feel tonight?
You know, if she was your friend, she would say,
"You know what, Martha? I had to leave,
I needed to have a think about it."--
You've done nothing wrong.
At least send you a message saying, "I'm all right."
Instead, she has you all worried. It's ridiculous!
And it's selfish!
And do you know something? You deserve so much better!
♪♪♪
[doorbell rings]
Hello!
Hi, look at you!
Hi, Mama!
I have been very worried about Margo.
Nobody has heard from her.
Thank you so much for coming,.
I know you've got your big event,
I know you haven't seen your kids 'cause you're away.
I'm sorry to take all that time away from you.
Of course. No, please, don't. I'm happy to be here.
I've been thinking about you non-stop, firstly.
What, like, what happened?
So, I don't know, have you ever had a panic attack?
Yeah, I have, actually. I have.
Like, the way that I couldn't think, I was just like,
I've never had anything like that happen before.
After, ugh, I mean, there was no after the panic attack,
the panic attack lasted for days,
which was really scary, I couldn't get good sleep,
I couldn't regulate.
It's really awful.
Somebody said at one point,
that you felt like it could be also postpartum.
There's definitely that happening.
- The body changing-- - Yes, the brain.
Not knowing who you are. People are like,
"Well, you will never be the same again."
And I'm like, okay, but this is, like, unrecognizable.
That is postpartum.
And, like, the absolute worst part?
The one thing that I thought about
every time the panic attack would come on was Martha.
♪♪♪
Like, what happened?
Have you ever had a panic attack?
Yeah, I have, actually.
The one thing that I thought about
every time the panic attack would come on was Martha.
Really?
And then I started to think about it, and I'm like...
Martha has defended me to everyone,
like, she really has defended me.
But when she talks to me, she's not, like, supportive to me.
You are making a mountain out of a molehill.
You behave as well! I'm not having it from either of you.
You're like a weird, creepy masked clown!
Margo!
Prance away! Ugh!
- Margo! - What?
And I was like, "Martha, I don't have a problem with Mark.
They have a problem with me."
Maybe she is in the middle of two friendships,
and neither are going super well.
Hecate! Do you want some worms?
Come on, my baby!
I'm not bringing them up to you! Come on!
[warbling]
Ohh, I know, it's different. It's all different!
I know, magpies aren't good at change!
[line ringing]
Hi, my love, how are you?
Hi, mamacita! You look hot, mama!
So, the house looks better!
- Yeah, do you wanna see? - Yeah!
Let me turn my camera around.
Not bad on my budget, I mean!
[laughter]
I know, I know, you did well!
My God, it is starting to look like my little home. It's...
it's chintzy.
[laughs]
So it's kind of like a fresh start for you,
like maybe a new platform--
[laughter]
Kind of like the bird's on your head!
She's very supportive of this idea. [laughs]
I feel like I'm at home now.
Have you spoken to Mark or Margo?
No, but I've been really busy since I got back.
But who I'm worried about is you.
Margo isn't speaking to me right now.
I'm not quite sure what I've done, but--
I think she's fine! [laughs]
I don't know, she seems pretty cross with me right now.
I still can't get ahold of Margo.
Margo's now blocked me, I-I can't--
I don't know where she is. I can't get ahold of her.
She's blocked me. My messages are not going through.
I would not worry about that woman.
I think she's full of sh--.
I can't blame Mark for being annoyed.
[warbling]
I guess this, like, "freak" thing triggered Mark somehow.
Yeah, I've actually never seen him like this before.
Growing up, he was teased.
That was the one word apparently that these other boys used
to tease him.
That was never my intention, was to hurt him
in a deep way.
I'm just, the thing that's coming into my mind right now,
like, if you were bullied, how can he bully me
and hurt my feelings, and do all of these things,
when that's part of his story?
Yeah.
My thought is if you are in the wrong, and you can't see it,
and other people you trust tell you you're in the wrong,
you have to listen. There's something there.
There's a reason why all these people are saying things.
And I don't think that plays well in Margo's world.
Hurt people hurt people.
I know it seems impossible right now,
but actually, you should, away from everybody else,
go have a coffee with Mark, where you go in with love.
Margo used her words without thinking.
If you want, I'm happy to reach out for you and try--
- No, it has to be me. - Okay.
And sometimes, the biggest thing you can do in life
is say, "I'm sorry."
What feels natural for you to say?
And you, I think you need one--
Babe, what I feel natural saying is not what I should say.
- Okay, so-- - And I'm okay with that.
All right, so we'll say, "Look."
No, don't start anything with "look."
Anything with "look" is, like, the tone can be really--
- it's like, "Look!" - Yeah, but it's like--
No, no.
"I know everybody says nice things about you,
so you must be in there somewhere!"
No?
That's--no! No. Erase, erase, erase!
Okay! It's fine, it's fine.
"My words were deeply hurtful."
"My words were..."
"They were deeply hurtful."
"Deeply hurtful."
I think everyone needs an etiquette coach in their lives.
♪ I hope you know you're a diamond in the rough ♪
After this, I really think you two are going to laugh
and be, like, walking down the street arm in arm. I see it.
[bell tolling]
It's just really...funny to me
that every time I see you, you're like "Ohh!"
Like, so big, so fake!
The reason I used the word "freak,"
I wasn't talking about you. It was your behaviour.
You came, and you touched me, and you tried to be flirtatious.
She's a lunatic.