1 00:00:44,561 --> 00:00:45,562 Yes. 2 00:00:45,595 --> 00:00:47,297 Oh, hey! 3 00:00:50,567 --> 00:00:52,003 He's calling me in. 4 00:00:52,036 --> 00:00:53,237 Yeah, I'm calling you in. 5 00:00:54,337 --> 00:00:56,140 Oh come smear on me. 6 00:00:57,607 --> 00:00:59,442 Damn, you are gaping, come here, 7 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:00,544 - you piece of hairpie. - Oh. 8 00:01:00,577 --> 00:01:02,546 You like smelling all my holes? 9 00:01:02,579 --> 00:01:05,149 Yeah, you're flourishing down there. 10 00:01:05,183 --> 00:01:06,516 It's like a bunch of chopped ham. 11 00:01:06,550 --> 00:01:07,752 Oh yeah? 12 00:01:07,785 --> 00:01:08,786 My dick's harder than Chinese arithmetic. 13 00:01:08,820 --> 00:01:10,254 Oh. 14 00:01:11,388 --> 00:01:12,990 Shit, it's the ole man. 15 00:01:13,024 --> 00:01:14,491 Oh, care. 16 00:01:14,524 --> 00:01:15,993 Well, you gotta hide. 17 00:01:16,027 --> 00:01:17,561 Grr! 18 00:01:17,594 --> 00:01:19,462 - Oh. - Well, shit. 19 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,935 Jesus, where the hell am I gonna hide? 20 00:01:23,968 --> 00:01:26,636 Well, I don't care, just hide. 21 00:01:27,704 --> 00:01:29,706 And not there. 22 00:01:29,739 --> 00:01:30,808 Why not? 23 00:01:32,810 --> 00:01:34,245 Oh, no. 24 00:01:34,278 --> 00:01:36,546 Here man, come on, he ain't gonna see if I get down. 25 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:39,083 I can still see you, dipshit. 26 00:01:39,116 --> 00:01:40,550 In the closet, in the closet! 27 00:01:44,055 --> 00:01:45,022 Hey! 28 00:01:46,257 --> 00:01:48,259 Whose piece of shit truck is that 29 00:01:48,292 --> 00:01:50,161 and who the fuck are you talking to?! 30 00:01:51,095 --> 00:01:52,997 No one, Daddy. 31 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:56,200 Myself, I was fixing to fix myself. 32 00:01:56,234 --> 00:01:57,567 What are you doing home? 33 00:01:58,769 --> 00:02:01,038 Well, I woke up in the basement 34 00:02:01,072 --> 00:02:04,308 at the poker game and I was naked. 35 00:02:05,508 --> 00:02:08,779 Oh, you poor thing, why don't you come here? 36 00:02:08,813 --> 00:02:09,613 Come here. 37 00:02:10,882 --> 00:02:13,017 - Come here. - Hmm, Mama. 38 00:02:14,417 --> 00:02:15,987 Yee haw, woo! 39 00:02:18,322 --> 00:02:20,091 Yee haw, yee, woohoo! 40 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:23,526 Oh yeah! 41 00:02:25,029 --> 00:02:28,332 Oh, I play poker naked too, grr. 42 00:02:28,366 --> 00:02:31,269 You son of a bitch! 43 00:02:31,302 --> 00:02:33,137 You mullet wearing motherfucker, 44 00:02:33,170 --> 00:02:35,973 you come back here, I'm gon kill you. 45 00:02:46,616 --> 00:02:50,054 Don't go shooting, you fucking jackass! 46 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:54,325 Ah, come here, come on. 47 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:05,763 Ha, fuck you, butterfly! 48 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,610 What do we have here? 49 00:04:20,643 --> 00:04:22,579 Well, hey there, girly. 50 00:04:23,981 --> 00:04:25,249 Fuck off, Dale. 51 00:04:26,649 --> 00:04:29,954 Pff, love you too, you fine piece of hairpie. 52 00:04:40,164 --> 00:04:43,401 Yeah, yeah, come on. 53 00:04:43,434 --> 00:04:44,268 Oh. 54 00:04:46,070 --> 00:04:47,704 Yo man, what the shit? 55 00:04:47,737 --> 00:04:49,206 Get out of here. 56 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,574 Can't you see I'm out here balling with my boys? 57 00:04:51,608 --> 00:04:53,244 You guys are my boys, right? 58 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:57,982 Sorry, Stanley. 59 00:04:58,015 --> 00:05:00,117 Yo, man, how many times I gotta tell you it's $-Money? 60 00:05:00,151 --> 00:05:03,320 And the S is like a dollar sign, that shit's gangsta. 61 00:05:03,354 --> 00:05:04,587 Shut up, ya honkey. 62 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,491 Stanley, dinner's ready! 63 00:05:09,026 --> 00:05:10,461 Ma, can't you see I'm talkin' to my boy 64 00:05:10,494 --> 00:05:13,464 Arch Dickey Dickey Dale. 65 00:05:13,497 --> 00:05:15,132 But I made mac and cheese. 66 00:05:17,468 --> 00:05:20,237 Yo, your Mom's mac and cheese is da bomb! 67 00:05:20,271 --> 00:05:22,705 Yo, ask your Mom if she use that paprika, son! 68 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:23,974 Man, shut up. 69 00:05:25,109 --> 00:05:27,144 Hey, Mom, did you use the paprika? 70 00:05:28,479 --> 00:05:31,248 Of course I used paprika, sugar bear! 71 00:05:32,383 --> 00:05:33,583 Stanley just loves me. 72 00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:37,121 Deuces, bitch! 73 00:05:39,323 --> 00:05:40,657 What? 74 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:41,759 Hey! 75 00:05:41,792 --> 00:05:43,761 Easy there, Space Race. 76 00:05:43,794 --> 00:05:46,430 No, I will not take it easy! 77 00:05:46,464 --> 00:05:49,533 You owe me four months rent, you hillbilly piece of shit! 78 00:05:49,567 --> 00:05:51,969 And don't think I don't know what you're doing in there 79 00:05:52,002 --> 00:05:55,605 with all those koochey, koochey boom booms. 80 00:05:57,674 --> 00:06:01,045 I cut you break expecting hot oil action, 81 00:06:01,078 --> 00:06:03,047 but you no call Sergey. 82 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,082 That's it, you're oot! 83 00:06:05,116 --> 00:06:06,250 Oot? 84 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,118 Oot! 85 00:06:09,153 --> 00:06:10,154 Oot, oot? 86 00:06:10,187 --> 00:06:11,021 Oot! 87 00:06:12,056 --> 00:06:12,857 Oot? 88 00:06:12,890 --> 00:06:14,358 Oot! 89 00:06:14,391 --> 00:06:16,594 I don't know your space terms, all right, relax. 90 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,429 Shit, you'll get your rent. 91 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:20,898 Put your ball away, man. 92 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,037 Assholes. 93 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:36,713 Oh, hey pretty lady. 94 00:06:36,746 --> 00:06:39,783 What, what, you want to go spring break? 95 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:41,285 You want to have spring break with me? 96 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,920 I can give free rent, you know. 97 00:06:42,953 --> 00:06:44,588 I have the power! 98 00:06:46,689 --> 00:06:48,691 Damn you, three-legged street dog! 99 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:23,961 Quiet up in there, Alphonso, you meaty Mexican. 100 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,092 The fuck do you want? 101 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:57,294 Man, what the fuck do you want, man, I'm busy. 102 00:07:57,328 --> 00:07:59,129 Why are you drinking baby beer? 103 00:08:00,531 --> 00:08:01,966 Why the fuck wouldn't I be? 104 00:08:03,033 --> 00:08:04,235 Can I borrow some money? 105 00:08:04,268 --> 00:08:05,936 No, what do you want it for? 106 00:08:07,104 --> 00:08:10,641 This chick that Holmes and I used to tag team 107 00:08:10,674 --> 00:08:13,210 is claiming I'm the father of one of her kids. 108 00:08:13,244 --> 00:08:16,413 So I wanna take a DNA test to prove to her 109 00:08:16,447 --> 00:08:17,548 that I'm not! 110 00:08:19,016 --> 00:08:21,118 Come here Angel, come say hi. 111 00:08:21,151 --> 00:08:22,353 Hi, Ron. 112 00:08:22,386 --> 00:08:23,554 Angel, Dale. 113 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:24,788 Dale, Angel. 114 00:08:24,822 --> 00:08:26,090 Hi Dale. 115 00:08:26,123 --> 00:08:28,659 Nice to meet you, you have a nice set of tits. 116 00:08:28,692 --> 00:08:29,493 I'm still not gonna help you, 117 00:08:29,526 --> 00:08:30,961 I don't have any cash. 118 00:08:30,995 --> 00:08:33,497 Dale, I'm not ready to be a father, come on. 119 00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:34,999 Then fucking wear a rubber, man. 120 00:08:35,032 --> 00:08:38,135 They don't make them big enough. 121 00:08:38,168 --> 00:08:41,572 Damn right they don't. 122 00:08:42,906 --> 00:08:44,174 Then wear a fucking trash bag, later. 123 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:45,009 What are you doing? 124 00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:45,843 You can't leave now! 125 00:08:45,876 --> 00:08:47,077 Hey, Dale! 126 00:08:47,111 --> 00:08:49,313 Open up the door, we gotta talk some more! 127 00:08:49,346 --> 00:08:51,515 Dale, come on, this is ridiculous. 128 00:08:51,548 --> 00:08:53,517 I'm the hedgehog for god's sakes. 129 00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:54,852 Dale! 130 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:04,061 Hey, Alphonso, you meaty Mexican. 131 00:09:05,095 --> 00:09:06,463 Eat up, fuckface. 132 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,134 Come on, you need your fat. 133 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,470 I can't wait for some squirrel dumpling. 134 00:09:15,272 --> 00:09:16,907 Your cousin was great. 135 00:09:18,175 --> 00:09:18,976 Fucker. 136 00:09:20,311 --> 00:09:21,912 Oh shit, whatever. 137 00:09:32,556 --> 00:09:33,724 Dale. 138 00:09:34,793 --> 00:09:37,594 Brenda is divorcing me. 139 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:41,699 I don't wanna be alone right now. 140 00:09:42,599 --> 00:09:44,702 I'm gonna do it this time, Dale. 141 00:09:45,569 --> 00:09:46,937 I feel it, man. 142 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:49,473 But I wanna get drunk first. 143 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,175 - Jesus, Rick. - Meet me at the Rusty Nail 144 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:52,643 tonight for some drinks. 145 00:09:54,044 --> 00:09:56,080 Sources report that the infamous Bambino crime family 146 00:09:56,113 --> 00:09:58,982 has been linked to the disappearances of local bookies. 147 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,085 Coming up next, having the hardest time 148 00:10:01,118 --> 00:10:02,754 figuring out what sort of costume 149 00:10:02,787 --> 00:10:04,588 to put on your little furry friend? 150 00:10:04,621 --> 00:10:06,957 Our pet costume expert Dolores Dolores 151 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:09,026 will be here to discuss the hottest trends 152 00:10:09,059 --> 00:10:11,028 in the pet Halloween industry. 153 00:10:11,061 --> 00:10:13,297 I'm Hank Stuckey and we're First at Four. 154 00:10:14,164 --> 00:10:15,065 Dale? 155 00:10:15,099 --> 00:10:16,667 Dale, you son of a bitch, 156 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:17,868 I know you're in there. 157 00:10:17,901 --> 00:10:19,570 I could smell ya. 158 00:10:19,603 --> 00:10:20,437 Dale?! 159 00:10:22,473 --> 00:10:24,843 And answer the damn door, you piece of shit! 160 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:28,379 Christ, stop pounding, you dumb bitch! 161 00:10:28,412 --> 00:10:30,714 Damn earthquake strap's coming loose. 162 00:10:30,748 --> 00:10:32,950 Where's my child support, you fucking deadbeat? 163 00:10:32,983 --> 00:10:34,385 Pff! 164 00:10:34,418 --> 00:10:35,386 Not today! 165 00:10:35,419 --> 00:10:36,253 Christ. 166 00:10:37,856 --> 00:10:39,189 That's what you said about the condom 167 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:40,391 and look what happened. 168 00:10:41,291 --> 00:10:42,526 Hey! 169 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,095 Get out of the car and say hi to your pappy. 170 00:10:45,129 --> 00:10:46,630 What the hell do you keep them trunked up for? 171 00:10:46,663 --> 00:10:48,532 Don't tell me what to do with my kids. 172 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,067 They're my kids too, ya homegrown. 173 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,068 Yeah you think. 174 00:10:51,101 --> 00:10:52,503 Shit. 175 00:10:52,536 --> 00:10:53,772 Hey Pa, guess what? 176 00:10:53,805 --> 00:10:55,038 Sup? 177 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:55,973 I got me my first piece of hairpie. 178 00:10:56,006 --> 00:10:57,641 Right on, Bill Junior. 179 00:10:57,674 --> 00:10:58,810 How about you, Junior? 180 00:10:58,843 --> 00:11:00,577 Women ain't nothing but a hassle. 181 00:11:00,611 --> 00:11:02,847 They take all of your money. 182 00:11:02,881 --> 00:11:03,714 Pff, that's right. 183 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:04,948 Hey, now all right, 184 00:11:04,982 --> 00:11:07,117 now go play with them damn beer cans! 185 00:11:07,151 --> 00:11:07,951 Hey! 186 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:10,554 And your little brother! 187 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:11,388 Come on, man. 188 00:11:11,422 --> 00:11:13,056 And the baby. 189 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,859 - Pff. - Dumbass. 190 00:11:14,893 --> 00:11:18,061 I don't even know why I feed you. 191 00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:20,964 Who the hell is this dick? 192 00:11:20,998 --> 00:11:21,965 Dale, it's me. 193 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:23,967 Your brother? 194 00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:27,070 Archie! 195 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,005 Shit, Arch, I didn't recognize you 196 00:11:28,038 --> 00:11:29,874 without no bushy mustache. 197 00:11:29,908 --> 00:11:31,742 Oh, you know I got a promotion down there 198 00:11:31,776 --> 00:11:33,110 at the Tire Depot. 199 00:11:33,143 --> 00:11:34,344 Good. 200 00:11:34,378 --> 00:11:35,847 That mustache made you look like a Mexican. 201 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,080 Say what? 202 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,582 Look, what the hell you guys doing here? 203 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,384 We came to pick up Renee's convertible 204 00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:42,085 before we go on staycation. 205 00:11:43,855 --> 00:11:45,422 God I can't wait to go to the hideaway 206 00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:47,324 and get away from you dumbasses. 207 00:11:47,357 --> 00:11:48,625 The shit is a hideaway? 208 00:11:48,659 --> 00:11:50,561 And staycation, what the fuck you talking about? 209 00:11:50,594 --> 00:11:53,932 Well Archie won salesman of the year. 210 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:56,467 You remember Maribeth? 211 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:57,668 No. 212 00:11:57,701 --> 00:11:58,870 Maribeth, the bitch who ran the train. 213 00:11:58,903 --> 00:11:59,838 Train out at Lane School. 214 00:11:59,871 --> 00:12:01,338 I remember that fat bitch. 215 00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:02,573 She worked down at the shop. 216 00:12:02,606 --> 00:12:03,842 I keep her all frothy, 217 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:06,076 she rang up all her sales under my number. 218 00:12:06,109 --> 00:12:08,378 I still got it, bro. 219 00:12:08,412 --> 00:12:10,681 And this is our prize. 220 00:12:10,714 --> 00:12:13,818 We get to stay here for two whole weeks. 221 00:12:13,852 --> 00:12:15,185 Well whoop dee fucking doo, Renee. 222 00:12:15,219 --> 00:12:16,653 I don't give a shit. 223 00:12:17,688 --> 00:12:18,489 Hey! 224 00:12:18,522 --> 00:12:19,791 What the hell did I say? 225 00:12:19,824 --> 00:12:21,525 Not near the damn trailer! 226 00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:23,126 Don't be getting cuts on them fingers of yours, 227 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,129 I ain't paying for no tetanus shots. 228 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,664 Look, I ain't got time for this. 229 00:12:27,698 --> 00:12:29,801 I still gotta drop that stupid baby off at Crystal's 230 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:31,101 before the Nascar party. 231 00:12:31,134 --> 00:12:32,202 Pfff. 232 00:12:32,236 --> 00:12:34,037 Get in the car. 233 00:12:39,710 --> 00:12:40,477 You little fucking shits. 234 00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:41,378 Bye, Pa. 235 00:12:43,815 --> 00:12:45,015 Fuck you, Dale. 236 00:12:45,048 --> 00:12:46,717 Now get the hell off my property. 237 00:12:46,751 --> 00:12:48,652 Hey, quit moving around back there, 238 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,555 you're gonna get footprints all over my fuckin' interior! 239 00:12:52,389 --> 00:12:53,223 Shut up! 240 00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:57,996 Bunch of assholes. 241 00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:07,271 Can you put some of this on my back? 242 00:13:07,304 --> 00:13:08,272 I can't reach. 243 00:13:08,305 --> 00:13:09,139 Of course. 244 00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:10,340 Hey, Dale. 245 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:11,776 What's up, Brittany? 246 00:13:13,011 --> 00:13:14,779 Hi, Dale. 247 00:13:18,248 --> 00:13:20,417 Hey Dale. 248 00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:22,719 Dammit, Ronnie, put that shit away, man. 249 00:13:22,754 --> 00:13:24,756 Nobody needs to see that right now! 250 00:13:24,789 --> 00:13:27,090 Dammit, boy, give me 25 jumping jacks! 251 00:13:27,124 --> 00:13:29,593 Sir, yes sir. 252 00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:30,895 Archdale! 253 00:13:30,929 --> 00:13:32,162 Treachery's afoot. 254 00:13:32,195 --> 00:13:34,131 Word of our enemies has reached my ears. 255 00:13:34,164 --> 00:13:35,065 What? 256 00:13:35,098 --> 00:13:36,633 He's right, Dale. 257 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,569 Momma said we might lose the trailer park. 258 00:13:38,602 --> 00:13:39,938 I hear if Serge can't get 50 grand, 259 00:13:39,971 --> 00:13:40,772 he'll lose it all. 260 00:13:40,805 --> 00:13:42,105 Pff! 261 00:13:42,139 --> 00:13:44,374 This ain't gonna happen, we ain't goin nowhere. 262 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:46,476 I like your confidence, Archdale. 263 00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:47,979 Would you like to join us in our quarters 264 00:13:48,012 --> 00:13:49,713 for some food rations? 265 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,016 We're having chick pea with sweet corn pate 266 00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:53,952 and mango salsa. 267 00:13:53,985 --> 00:13:55,152 What the hell's the matter with you, boy? 268 00:13:55,185 --> 00:13:56,921 We're having steakums! 269 00:13:56,955 --> 00:13:58,155 Ooh. 270 00:13:58,188 --> 00:13:59,891 I do enjoy a piece of meat in my mouth 271 00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:01,158 every now and then. 272 00:14:01,191 --> 00:14:02,659 - Me too. - Me three. 273 00:14:02,693 --> 00:14:04,261 Dammit boy, get inside! 274 00:14:04,294 --> 00:14:07,031 Hut-two, hut-two, hut-two! 275 00:14:07,065 --> 00:14:09,733 Yeah you got some nice tits. 276 00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:10,734 Thank you. 277 00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:20,044 Shit. 278 00:14:22,847 --> 00:14:23,680 Sup? 279 00:14:24,816 --> 00:14:26,951 She's divorcing me, Dale. 280 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:31,923 Good, 'cause I hate that bitch. 281 00:14:31,956 --> 00:14:32,757 Shit. 282 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,191 I just wanna go crazy. 283 00:14:34,224 --> 00:14:36,961 Let's drive to Williamsburg and just throw down! 284 00:14:36,995 --> 00:14:38,161 Sounds like a bad idea. 285 00:14:38,195 --> 00:14:39,529 The fuck? 286 00:14:40,765 --> 00:14:41,598 Shit, man! 287 00:14:44,735 --> 00:14:45,937 The hell? 288 00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:47,105 That magician just do a live bar trick? 289 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,639 Dammit, Dale. 290 00:14:48,672 --> 00:14:51,208 Can't you even try to say something to cheer me up? 291 00:14:51,241 --> 00:14:52,877 Like tell me a joke or something. 292 00:14:55,278 --> 00:14:56,179 All right, fuck. 293 00:14:57,581 --> 00:14:58,515 All right man, what do you call them 294 00:14:58,548 --> 00:14:59,851 liquor bottles over there? 295 00:15:04,187 --> 00:15:06,657 Racist. 296 00:15:12,063 --> 00:15:13,563 Shit, man, elixir. 297 00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:16,968 Look at that little hussy, huh? 298 00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:17,835 She pretty hot. 299 00:15:20,038 --> 00:15:22,506 Don't give her your rape face, dude, Jesus man. 300 00:15:22,539 --> 00:15:24,641 Chicks don't wanna see that shit! 301 00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:26,878 It's just my regular face, Dale. 302 00:15:26,911 --> 00:15:29,981 Besides I'm kinda taking mental pictures for later. 303 00:15:30,014 --> 00:15:32,083 Yeah, I heard you, fair enough. 304 00:15:32,116 --> 00:15:34,484 All right, what about that chick right there? 305 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,619 Oh, I don't know. 306 00:15:36,754 --> 00:15:38,056 She kind of got a front butt, you know? 307 00:15:38,089 --> 00:15:39,656 Who cares? 308 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,025 So what, the bitch is scrimmage then 309 00:15:41,059 --> 00:15:42,492 for the big games, right? 310 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:43,795 I mean shit, I'd rather take a hot chick that's sexy 311 00:15:43,828 --> 00:15:46,263 and fucking fat than a skinny chick 312 00:15:46,296 --> 00:15:47,698 who's uncoordinated any day. 313 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:49,901 Thank you. 314 00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:52,904 Oh, thank you. 315 00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:55,338 And thank you. 316 00:15:56,908 --> 00:15:58,275 Wow. 317 00:15:58,308 --> 00:16:00,277 Shit man, why don't you go bark at her? 318 00:16:03,781 --> 00:16:04,548 All right. 319 00:16:04,581 --> 00:16:05,449 Come on, all right. 320 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:09,453 Damn fuck man, goddamn Rick. 321 00:16:09,486 --> 00:16:10,587 Sloppy shit, man. 322 00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:24,267 Oh hell no. 323 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:53,131 I hate magicians. 324 00:16:54,631 --> 00:16:56,033 I wanna see him pull a rabbit from a hat 325 00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,734 rearry, rearry bad. 326 00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:00,138 Excuse me miss, I'm not thirsty anymore. 327 00:17:00,171 --> 00:17:02,974 Can I please get a refund for the rest of this cocktail? 328 00:17:35,273 --> 00:17:38,109 Oh shit. 329 00:17:38,142 --> 00:17:38,976 Fuck. 330 00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:46,851 What the? 331 00:17:46,884 --> 00:17:48,920 Why is the lock not working? 332 00:17:48,953 --> 00:17:50,788 Down my locker, there. 333 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:02,133 The fuck, man? 334 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:03,433 Sorry, Dale. 335 00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:06,170 I not come up with money to keep trailer park. 336 00:18:06,204 --> 00:18:07,972 Everybody have till end of month 337 00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,606 to get the fuck out! 338 00:18:09,639 --> 00:18:10,473 Oooh! 339 00:18:12,143 --> 00:18:15,012 Fuck man, it's like two weeks away, bro. 340 00:18:15,046 --> 00:18:16,848 I have Russian love bride coming. 341 00:18:16,881 --> 00:18:20,117 We need special place to make the sex. 342 00:18:27,925 --> 00:18:28,926 Come, now! 343 00:18:32,263 --> 00:18:34,464 I reckon I'd fuck that, yep. 344 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:36,934 I'll be right back. 345 00:18:40,004 --> 00:18:40,838 Oh, fuck. 346 00:18:43,406 --> 00:18:44,374 Shit am I gonna go? 347 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,424 Moving on up, huh? 348 00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,493 What the shit is he doing here? 349 00:19:03,526 --> 00:19:05,263 You're not ruining my vacation. 350 00:19:05,296 --> 00:19:06,529 I don't care. 351 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,099 I gotta agree with Renee. 352 00:19:08,132 --> 00:19:10,234 This is supposed to be our staycation. 353 00:19:10,268 --> 00:19:12,103 Oh it makes me so hot the way you say 354 00:19:12,136 --> 00:19:13,503 that staycation shit. 355 00:19:16,473 --> 00:19:18,541 Jesus, you two. 356 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,410 What the hell? 357 00:19:20,443 --> 00:19:22,947 Hey, stop pounding on my car! 358 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,949 Stop pounding on my momma! 359 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,318 We wanted some alone time. 360 00:19:27,351 --> 00:19:30,121 Me and Archie are trying to make more babies. 361 00:19:30,154 --> 00:19:31,088 You can't get pregnant! 362 00:19:31,122 --> 00:19:32,555 You're already pregnant, bitch! 363 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,557 Well I gotta keep icing that cake, 364 00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,327 make sure it turns out my flavor this time. 365 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,862 Shut up, you dumb shits. 366 00:19:37,895 --> 00:19:39,729 You ain't smart! 367 00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:42,166 Oh yeah, right there, oh. 368 00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:45,870 God damn, that makes me sick. 369 00:19:46,736 --> 00:19:47,704 Jesus Christ! 370 00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:50,640 I can't stop looking at it. 371 00:19:51,909 --> 00:19:53,277 Ah, shit, I'm getting a boner. 372 00:19:53,311 --> 00:19:55,046 Ah god, stop doing that shit! 373 00:19:57,647 --> 00:19:59,482 The hell is that noise? 374 00:19:59,516 --> 00:20:02,153 Lou's redoing the summer cottage. 375 00:20:02,186 --> 00:20:03,387 Lou? 376 00:20:03,421 --> 00:20:05,455 Lou's redoing the summer cottage? 377 00:20:05,488 --> 00:20:06,791 Lou's? 378 00:20:06,824 --> 00:20:10,660 All he does is rent out to dirtbag shitwhores 379 00:20:10,694 --> 00:20:12,396 all summer long! 380 00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:17,068 And I have to listen to it all goddamn day! 381 00:20:18,436 --> 00:20:23,441 Well this will be the last pass 382 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,911 of those sausages at breakfast ever! 383 00:20:26,944 --> 00:20:31,148 I swear to God, mark my words! 384 00:20:45,129 --> 00:20:46,364 Hello. 385 00:20:46,397 --> 00:20:49,000 Hello, excuse me, hi. 386 00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,004 Hello, hi. 387 00:20:53,037 --> 00:20:56,107 I'm Ginger and that's my house right there. 388 00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,174 Give it to me hard! 389 00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:02,113 Mmm, hey you little lion you. 390 00:21:02,146 --> 00:21:03,481 Rarr. 391 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,182 Why thank you. 392 00:21:05,216 --> 00:21:06,751 Yeah, mmm-mmm. 393 00:21:06,784 --> 00:21:09,253 So you folks staying here? 394 00:21:09,286 --> 00:21:10,488 Something like that. 395 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:12,589 Are those yours? 396 00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:16,160 You want them to be? 397 00:21:17,294 --> 00:21:20,297 Well maybe you should let them out. 398 00:21:20,331 --> 00:21:22,033 Maybe you should put on a little foreign bathing suit 399 00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:24,235 and walk around with some fuck me boots. 400 00:21:28,105 --> 00:21:29,974 Gonna have me a good vacation, mmm-mmm-mmm. 401 00:21:30,007 --> 00:21:31,042 A lot of pussy. 402 00:21:34,311 --> 00:21:36,280 Rick, what the hell are you doing here? 403 00:21:38,115 --> 00:21:39,116 She kicked me out. 404 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,652 Shit, now it's a party. 405 00:21:42,685 --> 00:21:43,888 Fucking right, come on, 406 00:21:43,921 --> 00:21:47,590 help me get some of this shit out the truck! 407 00:21:50,461 --> 00:21:51,962 Come on, hurry up. 408 00:22:03,908 --> 00:22:04,875 Come here. 409 00:22:04,909 --> 00:22:06,643 Come on boy, come on. 410 00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:08,779 What in the hell are you... 411 00:22:09,646 --> 00:22:11,916 Fuck, come on! 412 00:22:11,949 --> 00:22:15,953 Look, you can't just put your stuff in here. 413 00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:18,055 This is my shed! 414 00:22:18,089 --> 00:22:19,190 That's funny 'cause Lou told me 415 00:22:19,223 --> 00:22:21,125 I'd get half this fucker. 416 00:22:21,158 --> 00:22:23,060 And who the hell are you? 417 00:22:23,094 --> 00:22:24,261 Who the hell are you? 418 00:22:25,529 --> 00:22:27,431 I'm the owner of this shed! 419 00:22:27,465 --> 00:22:28,999 Oh you must be pretty proud and shit, 420 00:22:29,033 --> 00:22:31,601 you know, 'cause you own a shed. 421 00:22:32,702 --> 00:22:35,239 Your kind is not welcome here. 422 00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:36,107 Pfff. 423 00:22:37,074 --> 00:22:38,242 Stop that! 424 00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:39,844 Look, right now! 425 00:22:39,877 --> 00:22:42,612 Just, why don't you take your Appalachian ass 426 00:22:42,645 --> 00:22:43,447 out of here, and get, 427 00:22:43,481 --> 00:22:44,714 oh god! 428 00:22:44,747 --> 00:22:46,851 What did you say? 429 00:22:46,884 --> 00:22:49,019 This is highly inappropriate. 430 00:22:49,053 --> 00:22:51,322 This is a shared shed! 431 00:22:51,355 --> 00:22:52,523 You asshole! 432 00:22:52,556 --> 00:22:53,656 Why don't you just, 433 00:22:53,690 --> 00:22:55,059 oh goddammit! 434 00:22:55,092 --> 00:22:57,962 Look, just, I would very much appreciate it 435 00:22:57,995 --> 00:23:01,065 if you just kept some of your shit 436 00:23:01,098 --> 00:23:04,701 on that side of the shed! 437 00:23:04,734 --> 00:23:05,536 Fine! 438 00:23:05,569 --> 00:23:06,770 Rick, get in here! 439 00:23:07,905 --> 00:23:09,106 This asshole's annoying me. 440 00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:09,940 Excuse me. 441 00:23:09,974 --> 00:23:11,575 Pfff. 442 00:23:11,609 --> 00:23:13,477 Hey, get up something. 443 00:23:13,511 --> 00:23:14,612 Help out, go hurry up, 444 00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:15,813 pick that shit up. 445 00:23:15,846 --> 00:23:17,381 You move it, I ain't moving it. 446 00:23:18,549 --> 00:23:19,749 Hey. 447 00:23:19,783 --> 00:23:21,185 You like Richard Petty, man? 448 00:23:22,786 --> 00:23:25,422 I have no idea who Richard Petty is. 449 00:23:25,456 --> 00:23:26,257 Pff. 450 00:23:26,290 --> 00:23:27,758 He's like, 451 00:23:27,791 --> 00:23:29,659 - Jesus. - Like Jesus and shit, man. 452 00:23:31,128 --> 00:23:32,763 Don't think that this'll be the last time 453 00:23:32,796 --> 00:23:33,998 you see me. 454 00:23:34,031 --> 00:23:36,500 I've dealt with your kind before, okay? 455 00:23:36,534 --> 00:23:40,703 And don't think that I won't call the POA on both of you! 456 00:23:42,039 --> 00:23:44,241 Whatever, you dink. 457 00:23:44,275 --> 00:23:45,476 Pff, that guy. 458 00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:46,844 He'll be an issue probably, I reckon. 459 00:23:46,877 --> 00:23:48,245 What's the POS? 460 00:23:55,019 --> 00:23:56,854 I ain't eating that shit. 461 00:23:58,022 --> 00:23:59,689 Eat your damn sammich. 462 00:24:01,025 --> 00:24:02,660 I don't know Renee, he's right. 463 00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:05,329 It's our first night on staycation, girl. 464 00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:07,831 We should go have ourselves a fancy supper. 465 00:24:09,066 --> 00:24:10,301 All right, well. 466 00:24:10,334 --> 00:24:11,902 If we're going to a fancy eatery, 467 00:24:11,936 --> 00:24:14,205 that means we need to dress to kill. 468 00:24:14,238 --> 00:24:17,041 And Archie, that means you're wearing deodorant. 469 00:24:17,074 --> 00:24:18,909 The hell I am. 470 00:24:18,943 --> 00:24:21,278 You know that'll mess up my natural pheromones, 471 00:24:21,312 --> 00:24:22,745 keep you all hot and bothered. 472 00:24:22,780 --> 00:24:24,515 Yeah, the neighbors have already complained 473 00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:26,050 about the smell. 474 00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:27,585 You're wearing deodorant. 475 00:24:28,652 --> 00:24:29,987 We'll see about that. 476 00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:13,964 No! 477 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,688 Jesus Christ, Rick! 478 00:25:37,721 --> 00:25:39,056 Sorry, Dale. 479 00:25:40,658 --> 00:25:41,659 I've been so lonely. 480 00:25:42,593 --> 00:25:44,128 Daggone, man. 481 00:26:15,926 --> 00:26:17,127 Excuse me? 482 00:26:20,364 --> 00:26:21,800 There are six of us. 483 00:26:24,201 --> 00:26:25,102 Follow me. 484 00:26:33,444 --> 00:26:34,345 Good evening. 485 00:26:34,378 --> 00:26:35,512 I am Alberto. 486 00:26:35,546 --> 00:26:37,281 I will be your server for tonight. 487 00:26:37,314 --> 00:26:39,283 Alberto. 488 00:26:39,316 --> 00:26:42,186 Shouldn't you be in the back washing dishes? 489 00:26:49,059 --> 00:26:50,527 I am Italiano. 490 00:26:51,562 --> 00:26:55,632 And even if I were Hispanic, 491 00:26:56,801 --> 00:26:59,804 that stereotype is both offensive 492 00:26:59,838 --> 00:27:01,238 - and inaccurate. - Whatever! 493 00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:03,640 Just get me a fried baloney sammich. 494 00:27:03,674 --> 00:27:06,877 Yeah, I'll take some eggs and spam, runny. 495 00:27:06,910 --> 00:27:09,513 And bring me some grits like that fella over there 496 00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:11,615 but don't put any fucking shrimp in it. 497 00:27:11,648 --> 00:27:12,950 That's just fucking gross. 498 00:27:12,983 --> 00:27:15,619 And I'll take a ham and cheese hot pocket. 499 00:27:15,652 --> 00:27:19,056 Oh come on now Ma, this is a fancy restaurant. 500 00:27:19,089 --> 00:27:20,457 You're right. 501 00:27:20,491 --> 00:27:23,494 I'll take a Mesquite barbecue chicken Hot Pocket. 502 00:27:26,463 --> 00:27:27,498 Right. 503 00:27:28,465 --> 00:27:30,567 We have none of those things. 504 00:27:32,669 --> 00:27:33,772 We'll take sketti. 505 00:27:33,805 --> 00:27:34,605 Yeah. 506 00:27:34,638 --> 00:27:35,539 Sketti. 507 00:27:35,572 --> 00:27:38,709 Sketti, sketti, sketti, sketti. 508 00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:43,747 And what will that gentleman be having? 509 00:27:44,515 --> 00:27:45,315 Shit, I don't know. 510 00:27:45,349 --> 00:27:46,350 Give him sketti too. 511 00:27:46,383 --> 00:27:47,718 Whatever, fuck man. 512 00:27:47,752 --> 00:27:49,286 Where the fuck is Rick? 513 00:27:49,319 --> 00:27:50,921 Probably rubbing one out. 514 00:27:52,156 --> 00:27:53,957 Hey Paco, I'll take a PBR! 515 00:27:54,992 --> 00:27:57,762 Great merciful holy moly! 516 00:28:00,564 --> 00:28:02,099 The toilet! 517 00:28:02,132 --> 00:28:03,367 It knows! 518 00:28:06,570 --> 00:28:08,172 These is magic toilets! 519 00:28:16,547 --> 00:28:17,948 Out, spirit! 520 00:28:20,651 --> 00:28:21,485 Who's in there? 521 00:28:28,258 --> 00:28:29,828 That one ain't gonna do. 522 00:28:29,861 --> 00:28:32,129 And then money for nothing? 523 00:28:32,162 --> 00:28:33,230 And with checks for, 524 00:28:35,432 --> 00:28:39,036 are you the keeper of this here enchanted craphole? 525 00:28:39,069 --> 00:28:40,270 Yes. 526 00:28:40,304 --> 00:28:42,139 And give me that money and get out of here! 527 00:28:42,172 --> 00:28:44,041 I'm sorry, Doctor, I thought it was... 528 00:28:44,074 --> 00:28:45,175 Get out! 529 00:28:45,209 --> 00:28:46,410 Fine. 530 00:28:46,443 --> 00:28:48,745 I don't want no part of your brave new world, 531 00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:52,549 with your mechanical monsters watching me take a shit! 532 00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:55,519 I just poop in the hole like a normal person! 533 00:29:04,161 --> 00:29:04,963 Flutter. 534 00:29:04,995 --> 00:29:06,096 Hurricane Dale. 535 00:29:06,129 --> 00:29:07,331 This place sucks. 536 00:29:07,364 --> 00:29:08,265 Roadkill's better. 537 00:29:08,298 --> 00:29:09,132 No shit. 538 00:29:14,071 --> 00:29:19,042 And which one of you classy individuals 539 00:29:20,244 --> 00:29:21,044 will be picking up the bill tonight? 540 00:29:21,078 --> 00:29:22,346 Dine and dash? 541 00:29:23,447 --> 00:29:24,314 I'm just kidding, Jose. 542 00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:25,415 Credit card roulette. 543 00:29:25,449 --> 00:29:27,117 Ooh yeah! 544 00:29:27,150 --> 00:29:28,252 Credit card roulette! 545 00:29:28,285 --> 00:29:29,787 You coming, get in there. 546 00:29:29,821 --> 00:29:31,154 Credit card roulette. 547 00:29:31,188 --> 00:29:32,689 Pick a card, any card. 548 00:29:32,723 --> 00:29:33,958 Yeah. 549 00:29:33,992 --> 00:29:35,125 Come on Rick, get your ass in here. 550 00:29:35,158 --> 00:29:37,996 Well, Dale, I ain't got no plastic. 551 00:29:38,028 --> 00:29:39,764 Jesus, man, you're 40. 552 00:29:39,797 --> 00:29:42,065 Little man, we know you got one, pull it out. 553 00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:44,701 Where did you get that? 554 00:29:44,735 --> 00:29:46,303 From your momma! 555 00:29:50,274 --> 00:29:51,976 Yeah! 556 00:29:52,010 --> 00:29:52,944 - Oh yeah. - Yeah. 557 00:29:52,977 --> 00:29:54,211 Suck it, Arch! 558 00:29:54,244 --> 00:29:55,145 Shit. 559 00:30:03,554 --> 00:30:04,388 Mildred! 560 00:30:05,689 --> 00:30:07,859 Have you seen my Mildred? 561 00:30:07,892 --> 00:30:09,159 Huh? 562 00:30:09,192 --> 00:30:10,795 Mildred, my hot wife. 563 00:30:10,828 --> 00:30:12,095 I think she's out here. 564 00:30:12,129 --> 00:30:13,363 Yeah she's hot? 565 00:30:13,397 --> 00:30:14,631 What's she look like? 566 00:30:14,665 --> 00:30:17,835 The finest piece of ass you've ever seen. 567 00:30:17,869 --> 00:30:19,771 All right, shit, let's go find her, man. 568 00:30:19,804 --> 00:30:21,238 - Shit. - I know she's out here 569 00:30:21,271 --> 00:30:22,840 - somewhere. - Hey, Grampa! 570 00:30:22,874 --> 00:30:24,008 Oh. 571 00:30:24,042 --> 00:30:25,342 You. 572 00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:26,577 Yeah me. 573 00:30:26,610 --> 00:30:28,445 What the hell are you doing in my shed?! 574 00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:30,547 Shit man, get used to it, Jeeves. 575 00:30:30,581 --> 00:30:32,951 This shit's ours the next two weeks, pal. 576 00:30:32,984 --> 00:30:35,118 I'm not your pal, you putz. 577 00:30:35,152 --> 00:30:36,821 I'm not you putz, you dink. 578 00:30:36,854 --> 00:30:39,723 I'm not your dink, you indigent! 579 00:30:39,757 --> 00:30:41,625 I'm not your indigent, you 580 00:30:41,658 --> 00:30:43,761 I'm not your , oh goddamit! 581 00:30:44,628 --> 00:30:45,462 Lipman! 582 00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:48,766 Get my father out of the rain barrell! 583 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:49,934 Yes, sir. 584 00:30:52,937 --> 00:30:53,771 Come on Grampa. 585 00:30:53,805 --> 00:30:55,006 Ooh! 586 00:30:55,039 --> 00:30:56,673 Get off me, Mildred! 587 00:30:56,707 --> 00:30:57,842 Ah, come on. 588 00:30:58,742 --> 00:31:00,078 People are fucking weird. 589 00:31:20,364 --> 00:31:23,700 Yup. 590 00:31:24,735 --> 00:31:25,535 Dang, Dale. 591 00:31:25,569 --> 00:31:26,771 What can't you do? 592 00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:31,675 Well, I can't fart and sneeze at the same time 593 00:31:31,708 --> 00:31:33,343 'cause it hurts my asshole. 594 00:31:33,377 --> 00:31:35,178 That's about it. 595 00:31:35,212 --> 00:31:36,047 Yup. 596 00:31:41,685 --> 00:31:43,253 Nothing's going my way, bud. 597 00:31:45,123 --> 00:31:49,326 Got no wife, got no job, got no house. 598 00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:51,561 Got no kids. 599 00:31:53,131 --> 00:31:53,965 Got no dog. 600 00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:57,001 Got no fish! 601 00:31:58,402 --> 00:31:59,636 Shit, Rick. 602 00:31:59,670 --> 00:32:01,139 No one's gonna clean up your shit for you. 603 00:32:01,204 --> 00:32:03,306 You gotta clean up your own shit. 604 00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:05,810 And put a fucking split shot on already! 605 00:32:10,148 --> 00:32:10,948 Hey, hey! 606 00:32:10,982 --> 00:32:12,150 Hey, I got one. 607 00:32:12,182 --> 00:32:13,684 Hey! 608 00:32:13,717 --> 00:32:14,819 Look at that! 609 00:32:17,487 --> 00:32:18,890 Thanks, Dale. 610 00:32:18,923 --> 00:32:20,758 Shit, Rick, this ain't Steel Magnolias. 611 00:32:20,792 --> 00:32:22,292 I ain't fucking Julia Roberts. 612 00:32:44,414 --> 00:32:45,248 Hmm? 613 00:32:48,452 --> 00:32:49,921 Oh, this should be good. 614 00:32:49,954 --> 00:32:52,023 Fucking richies. 615 00:32:52,056 --> 00:32:54,458 Easy, easy. 616 00:32:55,893 --> 00:32:57,095 You'll get your money. 617 00:32:59,831 --> 00:33:01,364 Braxton?! 618 00:33:01,398 --> 00:33:03,300 What's with all the racket? 619 00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:05,837 Your mom and I are trying to watch Fox News! 620 00:33:05,870 --> 00:33:06,670 Nothing, Dad. 621 00:33:07,604 --> 00:33:08,472 Everything's fine. 622 00:33:09,774 --> 00:33:11,341 It doesn't sound like nothing. 623 00:33:12,476 --> 00:33:13,276 Hey! 624 00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:16,814 You've been gambling again, haven't you? 625 00:33:16,848 --> 00:33:18,749 I learned it from you, Dad. 626 00:33:18,783 --> 00:33:19,817 I learned it from watching you! 627 00:33:19,851 --> 00:33:21,251 Shut your mouth! 628 00:33:21,284 --> 00:33:22,619 I have it under control! 629 00:33:22,652 --> 00:33:25,089 Oh, apparently not! 630 00:33:25,123 --> 00:33:26,690 Then help me out. 631 00:33:26,723 --> 00:33:28,092 Please, just one more time. 632 00:33:29,894 --> 00:33:32,096 I can't, all right? 633 00:33:33,898 --> 00:33:34,899 What you doin', Dale? 634 00:33:34,932 --> 00:33:36,134 Shut the fuck up, Rick! 635 00:33:36,167 --> 00:33:37,068 Get down here, man, they're gonna see you. 636 00:33:37,101 --> 00:33:39,369 I ain't getting in that bush. 637 00:33:39,402 --> 00:33:40,303 Why the fuck not, man? 638 00:33:40,337 --> 00:33:41,471 Come on. 639 00:33:41,505 --> 00:33:42,874 Well I reckon that's where all 640 00:33:42,907 --> 00:33:44,175 of them ticks come from. 641 00:33:45,209 --> 00:33:46,409 What ticks, man? 642 00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:48,445 Well, the ones on your face, Dale. 643 00:33:49,713 --> 00:33:51,348 I got ticks on my face? 644 00:33:51,381 --> 00:33:52,716 Yeah. 645 00:33:52,749 --> 00:33:53,583 A lot. 646 00:33:54,518 --> 00:33:55,953 I got ticks on my face! 647 00:33:55,987 --> 00:33:59,991 Oh shit, man, go get the pliers man, get the pliers! 648 00:34:22,746 --> 00:34:25,983 Oh fuck. 649 00:34:26,017 --> 00:34:30,788 God! 650 00:34:30,822 --> 00:34:33,523 Gynecomastia, or what is commonly known 651 00:34:33,557 --> 00:34:37,795 as man boobs, is a growing problem in America. 652 00:34:37,829 --> 00:34:39,997 I mean look at this fat fucker. 653 00:34:41,098 --> 00:34:42,099 Pff, don't listen to him, boys. 654 00:34:42,133 --> 00:34:43,935 Fuckin sellout. 655 00:34:43,968 --> 00:34:45,970 Come on down to the Moist Grille 656 00:34:46,003 --> 00:34:48,538 and try our Hillbilly Chicken Wang Challenge! 657 00:34:48,572 --> 00:34:51,441 Ching Chang Chong, go eat through all the wangs, 658 00:34:51,474 --> 00:34:53,277 get yourself some free grub. 659 00:34:53,311 --> 00:34:54,578 Dat'z wazzup! 660 00:34:54,611 --> 00:34:55,445 Yeehoo! 661 00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:02,352 Do you like to have fun? 662 00:35:02,385 --> 00:35:03,553 Yeah. 663 00:35:03,587 --> 00:35:05,289 Do you like good food? 664 00:35:06,523 --> 00:35:08,326 Yeah, why not? 665 00:35:08,358 --> 00:35:10,627 Do you like cash prizes? 666 00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:11,796 Fucking right! 667 00:35:13,064 --> 00:35:14,265 Well then, come on down 668 00:35:14,298 --> 00:35:16,234 to the 10th annual Figure Eight Island 669 00:35:16,267 --> 00:35:18,002 Chili Cook Off! 670 00:35:18,035 --> 00:35:20,972 It'll be the most fun you can have with a spoon. 671 00:35:21,005 --> 00:35:22,139 Don't believe me? 672 00:35:22,173 --> 00:35:23,941 Just ask Aaron Richmond, 673 00:35:23,975 --> 00:35:28,079 star of the hit cooking channel show, Man Versus Meat. 674 00:35:28,112 --> 00:35:29,347 I'm Aaron Richmond, 675 00:35:29,379 --> 00:35:31,581 and I wanna put what you got in my mouth. 676 00:35:32,850 --> 00:35:34,417 So come on down to the 10th annual 677 00:35:34,451 --> 00:35:36,120 Figure Eight Island Chili Cook Off. 678 00:35:36,153 --> 00:35:38,089 For the small entry fee of 250 dollars 679 00:35:38,122 --> 00:35:39,522 you can enter your chili recipe 680 00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:42,425 for a chance to win the grand prize of $50,000. 681 00:35:51,135 --> 00:35:56,007 Rick! 682 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,208 Rick! 683 00:35:57,241 --> 00:36:00,211 Hey, shit man, put your shit away, dude. 684 00:36:00,244 --> 00:36:01,511 The hell's the matter with you, man? 685 00:36:01,544 --> 00:36:03,347 Come on, you know I'm lonely. 686 00:36:03,381 --> 00:36:04,614 God's sake, so you're beating off 687 00:36:04,648 --> 00:36:06,317 to the damn Williams sisters! 688 00:36:06,350 --> 00:36:07,752 I just like the noises they make 689 00:36:07,785 --> 00:36:09,619 when they hit that ball. 690 00:36:09,653 --> 00:36:12,622 God and they got legs like Clydesdales! 691 00:36:12,656 --> 00:36:14,225 Man, you fucked. 692 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:16,660 Hey listen, I just saw a commercial on TV, 693 00:36:16,693 --> 00:36:19,797 50 Gs for whoever wins this chili cookoff thing. 694 00:36:19,830 --> 00:36:22,133 We could win back the trailer park, man! 695 00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:24,634 What the hell do we know about cooking chili? 696 00:36:24,668 --> 00:36:26,070 Shit if I know. 697 00:36:26,103 --> 00:36:28,773 But remember Pablo, that Mexican guy from the trailer park? 698 00:36:30,507 --> 00:36:31,741 No. 699 00:36:31,776 --> 00:36:32,910 You remember? 700 00:36:32,944 --> 00:36:34,312 Like he had a weird ear and shit? 701 00:36:34,345 --> 00:36:36,047 Oh Pablo, the weird ear guy. 702 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,614 Yeah, yeah. 703 00:36:37,647 --> 00:36:40,084 Yeah dude, he used to steal my electricity one day. 704 00:36:40,117 --> 00:36:41,886 I saw him, he was cooking chili. 705 00:36:41,919 --> 00:36:43,854 Fuck man, he showed me some shit, it's easy. 706 00:36:43,888 --> 00:36:45,488 Listen, we're going shopping. 707 00:36:45,522 --> 00:36:46,824 We're gonna win this shit. 708 00:36:48,059 --> 00:36:49,894 I don't know, Dale. 709 00:36:49,927 --> 00:36:51,329 Hey. 710 00:36:51,362 --> 00:36:52,595 Get you a new catch rag. 711 00:36:52,629 --> 00:36:53,998 Yeah? 712 00:36:54,031 --> 00:36:54,865 Yeah. 713 00:36:55,699 --> 00:36:56,867 All right, let's go. 714 00:36:58,069 --> 00:36:59,170 Oh well, hey. 715 00:37:00,271 --> 00:37:01,238 We'll wait till your boner 716 00:37:01,272 --> 00:37:02,773 - goes down. - Oh yeah. 717 00:37:02,807 --> 00:37:03,640 All right. 718 00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:06,043 Yeah, we better wait. 719 00:37:09,213 --> 00:37:11,315 Goddamit, Junior, you made me fucking blink. 720 00:37:14,919 --> 00:37:16,020 Come on, Rick. 721 00:37:16,053 --> 00:37:16,921 Hey Pa. 722 00:37:16,954 --> 00:37:18,389 Pff. 723 00:37:18,422 --> 00:37:20,557 All right, grab some of them beans over there, man. 724 00:37:20,590 --> 00:37:22,026 I like those pinto beans. 725 00:37:22,059 --> 00:37:23,794 They make me feel poor like beaner. 726 00:37:25,528 --> 00:37:27,898 Man, this shit's expensive, man. 727 00:37:27,932 --> 00:37:30,734 I reckon we can't buy too much of this shit. 728 00:37:30,768 --> 00:37:33,204 Hey, this here'll make you feel rich. 729 00:37:33,237 --> 00:37:34,671 Oh, shit, Two Buck Chuck? 730 00:37:34,704 --> 00:37:36,740 That'll make a man feel rich. 731 00:37:36,774 --> 00:37:39,076 You know, any wine will make a man feel rich. 732 00:37:39,110 --> 00:37:40,011 Hell yeah it will. 733 00:37:40,044 --> 00:37:41,078 Grab a bunch of that shit. 734 00:37:43,646 --> 00:37:45,983 Look at these stupid ass nut thins and shit. 735 00:37:46,017 --> 00:37:47,351 Fuck all that shit. 736 00:37:47,385 --> 00:37:48,551 - Ow, shit! - Oh! 737 00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:51,489 Oh, hey there, cutie pie. 738 00:37:51,521 --> 00:37:52,655 I'm so sorry about that. 739 00:37:52,689 --> 00:37:54,125 Hey, that's all right. 740 00:37:54,158 --> 00:37:56,827 Hey, aren't you the chili princess from the television? 741 00:37:56,861 --> 00:37:59,363 Yeah, well I prefer to be called Tori. 742 00:37:59,397 --> 00:38:02,900 Oh yes you do, okay, all right. 743 00:38:02,933 --> 00:38:05,202 Daggone, well I'm Dale Archdale. 744 00:38:05,236 --> 00:38:07,204 A bit of a chili sensei, if I might add. 745 00:38:07,238 --> 00:38:08,839 Oh right on, Dale Archdale. 746 00:38:08,873 --> 00:38:10,041 Yeah. 747 00:38:10,074 --> 00:38:11,909 Hey, is that a pink Member's Only jacket? 748 00:38:11,942 --> 00:38:14,078 Yeah, why the hell wouldn't it be? 749 00:38:16,981 --> 00:38:18,681 Well all right. 750 00:38:18,715 --> 00:38:20,451 All right, well I guess I'll be 751 00:38:20,484 --> 00:38:21,986 seeing you soon, Dale Archdale. 752 00:38:22,019 --> 00:38:24,654 Yes you will, chili princess. 753 00:38:24,687 --> 00:38:27,291 Sweet, sweet chili princess. 754 00:38:27,324 --> 00:38:29,427 Damn, bitch would cause divorces. 755 00:38:33,364 --> 00:38:35,099 Oh, oh my god! 756 00:38:35,132 --> 00:38:36,333 What, you ain't ever seen a kid 757 00:38:36,367 --> 00:38:38,369 squirt shit into his mouth before? 758 00:38:38,402 --> 00:38:39,736 Pff! 759 00:38:39,770 --> 00:38:40,703 Dumb bitch. 760 00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:43,407 What's up? 761 00:38:43,441 --> 00:38:46,811 Hey, grab some salsa, all right? 762 00:38:46,844 --> 00:38:49,346 I like when it's warm and store bought and shit, all right, 763 00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:50,713 but I don't want it going in the fridge 764 00:38:50,747 --> 00:38:52,917 'cause once it's cold it tastes like shit. 765 00:38:52,950 --> 00:38:54,251 All right. 766 00:38:55,553 --> 00:38:57,321 Hi, Mr. Fauxman. 767 00:38:57,354 --> 00:38:58,255 Hi. 768 00:38:58,289 --> 00:38:58,989 Yeah, evening, Fauxman. 769 00:38:59,023 --> 00:38:59,957 Hi. 770 00:38:59,990 --> 00:39:01,624 Mr. Fauxman. 771 00:39:01,658 --> 00:39:02,993 Is there anything I can do 772 00:39:03,027 --> 00:39:04,161 to accommodate you today? 773 00:39:04,195 --> 00:39:06,030 Nope, no, we're fine. 774 00:39:06,063 --> 00:39:10,134 My wife and I are going to enjoy a bonding evening 775 00:39:10,167 --> 00:39:11,836 so no we're good, thanks. 776 00:39:11,869 --> 00:39:13,703 Well, just let us know 777 00:39:13,736 --> 00:39:15,439 if you need anything at all, okay? 778 00:39:16,307 --> 00:39:17,508 No, we're fine. 779 00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:18,375 Okay. 780 00:40:02,453 --> 00:40:04,221 Whatever, give me this shit! 781 00:40:04,255 --> 00:40:05,256 Excuse me, ugh. 782 00:40:06,157 --> 00:40:07,224 It's you. 783 00:40:07,258 --> 00:40:08,859 Fucking right it's me, richie. 784 00:40:10,594 --> 00:40:11,829 Hey, hey. 785 00:40:11,862 --> 00:40:14,398 Is there a problem here, Mr. Fauxman? 786 00:40:14,431 --> 00:40:15,432 Yes. 787 00:40:15,466 --> 00:40:17,667 This fongool has taken my sauce. 788 00:40:19,103 --> 00:40:20,037 I ain't giving it back 'cause I'm using this shit 789 00:40:20,070 --> 00:40:21,005 for my own chili. 790 00:40:21,038 --> 00:40:21,872 Hah! 791 00:40:22,739 --> 00:40:23,807 Are you kidding me? 792 00:40:23,841 --> 00:40:25,042 Yup. 793 00:40:25,075 --> 00:40:27,044 So you've decided to make this your home? 794 00:40:28,913 --> 00:40:31,048 I gotta tell you, hillbilly. 795 00:40:31,081 --> 00:40:35,853 This chili cookoff isn't for townies. 796 00:40:35,886 --> 00:40:39,924 Besides, we win every year. 797 00:40:39,957 --> 00:40:42,126 Well, I just got done smoking all my resin 798 00:40:42,159 --> 00:40:44,094 so I reckon I'll be smoking you next. 799 00:40:45,863 --> 00:40:46,964 Please. 800 00:40:46,997 --> 00:40:48,666 You can't even afford the entry fee. 801 00:40:49,567 --> 00:40:50,501 Dale Archdale! 802 00:40:50,534 --> 00:40:51,902 Hurry your ass up, you hear? 803 00:40:51,936 --> 00:40:53,771 Shut up, bitch! 804 00:40:53,804 --> 00:40:54,605 God! 805 00:40:54,638 --> 00:40:58,776 Dale Archdale? 806 00:40:58,809 --> 00:41:02,112 What the hell kind of name is that, sir? 807 00:41:02,146 --> 00:41:04,381 I don't know, it's better than Fauxman. 808 00:41:04,415 --> 00:41:07,017 I mean your name is Fucks Men. 809 00:41:13,657 --> 00:41:14,925 Later! 810 00:41:14,959 --> 00:41:15,793 Dick. 811 00:41:22,366 --> 00:41:23,534 I got an idea. 812 00:41:24,501 --> 00:41:25,336 What? 813 00:41:26,437 --> 00:41:28,539 We're gonna have a party and charge people. 814 00:41:30,107 --> 00:41:33,244 No one's gonna pay to party with us, Dale. 815 00:41:33,277 --> 00:41:34,612 Shit, yeah they will. 816 00:41:35,512 --> 00:41:37,014 They will! 817 00:41:37,047 --> 00:41:37,881 Ooh yes. 818 00:41:38,882 --> 00:41:39,717 They will. 819 00:41:43,988 --> 00:41:45,889 Oh, this is gonna be fun. 820 00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:52,963 Man, Dale, I can't believe you got them all to show up. 821 00:41:54,098 --> 00:41:55,633 You know, who'd thought that telling a bunch 822 00:41:55,666 --> 00:41:59,436 of hilljacks that Kenny G is playing for 10 bucks a head 823 00:41:59,470 --> 00:42:02,139 would get them to come out like this, huh? 824 00:42:02,172 --> 00:42:03,207 Hey, how are? 825 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,441 Did you see? 826 00:42:04,475 --> 00:42:05,442 Pretty girl. 827 00:42:07,911 --> 00:42:08,846 I love Kenny G. 828 00:42:08,879 --> 00:42:10,180 I hope he plays Auld Lang Syne. 829 00:42:10,214 --> 00:42:11,715 Uh huh, me too. 830 00:42:11,749 --> 00:42:15,653 You know, I heard you are only supposed to take 831 00:42:15,686 --> 00:42:18,022 two and a half hours worth of energy at a time. 832 00:42:18,055 --> 00:42:18,956 Uh huh, mhmm. 833 00:42:18,989 --> 00:42:20,257 Two and a half hours. 834 00:42:21,992 --> 00:42:23,762 Look man, this is a great party. 835 00:42:23,794 --> 00:42:26,530 You know what, I bet some chips and salsa 836 00:42:26,563 --> 00:42:28,332 would be really nice, don't you think? 837 00:42:28,365 --> 00:42:29,768 I'ma get some. 838 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,503 Sounds good, I'll see you later. 839 00:42:32,536 --> 00:42:33,337 Yeah! 840 00:42:33,370 --> 00:42:34,171 Oh, it's a party! 841 00:42:34,204 --> 00:42:35,272 No way I know you. 842 00:42:35,306 --> 00:42:37,776 - Hey, Brittany, Brandy! - Hi, Dale. 843 00:42:37,808 --> 00:42:38,642 Yeah. 844 00:42:40,010 --> 00:42:42,680 Mmm, you two, who's getting naked first, huh? 845 00:42:42,713 --> 00:42:43,914 Get on my water bed later. 846 00:42:43,947 --> 00:42:44,748 Hey, Dale! 847 00:42:44,783 --> 00:42:45,749 Hey, Serge! 848 00:42:45,784 --> 00:42:47,551 Come on in, you're all right. 849 00:42:47,584 --> 00:42:49,353 How much we'll see this time around, eh? 850 00:42:49,386 --> 00:42:50,755 Sergeant Dale! 851 00:42:50,789 --> 00:42:53,824 Captain, General, Lieutenant, soldier. 852 00:42:53,857 --> 00:42:55,292 Hey Dale, I must be late. 853 00:42:55,326 --> 00:42:57,194 Somebody already bust their nuts all over you? 854 00:42:57,227 --> 00:42:59,463 Go away, Ronnie. 855 00:42:59,496 --> 00:43:01,498 Go away, get outta here, Ronnie! 856 00:43:01,532 --> 00:43:03,367 Yo, yo, yo, what up Dale? 857 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,069 Yeah yeah. 858 00:43:05,102 --> 00:43:06,337 Up in here, 859 00:43:06,370 --> 00:43:08,005 - yeah yeah! - Yeah, let me holla at you. 860 00:43:08,038 --> 00:43:10,207 It's getting worse and worse. 861 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:11,308 Where's the chicks at? 862 00:43:12,910 --> 00:43:14,111 What the hell are you supposed to be? 863 00:43:16,647 --> 00:43:19,049 I'm a member of the Bambino family. 864 00:43:19,083 --> 00:43:20,284 Let me get this straight. 865 00:43:20,317 --> 00:43:21,518 You're in a costume mocking a mob boss 866 00:43:21,552 --> 00:43:24,154 for a family that's still around here? 867 00:43:29,226 --> 00:43:30,160 Trade me costumes? 868 00:43:30,194 --> 00:43:31,028 No. 869 00:43:38,602 --> 00:43:40,204 How are you doing? 870 00:43:40,237 --> 00:43:41,138 Well. 871 00:43:41,171 --> 00:43:42,506 This morning I had to fight 872 00:43:42,539 --> 00:43:44,708 a little Filipino woman. 873 00:43:44,742 --> 00:43:46,377 She came up to me and said 874 00:43:46,410 --> 00:43:48,212 she was gonna have a double kidney transplant 875 00:43:48,245 --> 00:43:49,781 on the 15th of next month 876 00:43:49,814 --> 00:43:51,148 and she wanted the day off. 877 00:43:51,181 --> 00:43:53,016 Well I said no. 878 00:43:53,050 --> 00:43:54,819 That's the day of my big party. 879 00:43:54,853 --> 00:43:56,553 I need you there. 880 00:43:56,587 --> 00:43:58,655 Well she insisted and insisted. 881 00:43:58,689 --> 00:44:00,090 So finally I looked her in the eye 882 00:44:00,124 --> 00:44:03,193 and I said Pekpek, you cunt, you cunt! 883 00:44:04,161 --> 00:44:05,462 And then she slapped me. 884 00:44:06,865 --> 00:44:09,433 I couldn't tell if he had any black in him or not! 885 00:44:09,466 --> 00:44:11,235 So I just didn't tip him! 886 00:44:25,616 --> 00:44:26,450 Dammit! 887 00:44:41,265 --> 00:44:42,366 Goddammit! 888 00:44:45,369 --> 00:44:46,203 Yeah! 889 00:44:47,471 --> 00:44:48,939 Woohoo! 890 00:44:48,972 --> 00:44:53,243 Just what the hell do you think you're doing here?! 891 00:44:53,277 --> 00:44:54,111 Grrr! 892 00:44:56,246 --> 00:44:57,882 You got a permit? 893 00:44:57,916 --> 00:44:59,516 'Cause I'll call the sheriff. 894 00:44:59,550 --> 00:45:00,951 He's here with me somewhere. 895 00:45:03,253 --> 00:45:05,155 The hell are you doing at my party? 896 00:45:05,189 --> 00:45:07,491 I reckon he's trespassing, Dale. 897 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:09,894 I am not! 898 00:45:11,228 --> 00:45:12,463 You don't even have a costume on. 899 00:45:12,496 --> 00:45:14,198 The fuck are you supposed to be? 900 00:45:16,901 --> 00:45:18,068 I am a Republican! 901 00:45:20,471 --> 00:45:21,940 God, this guy's pathetic! 902 00:45:21,972 --> 00:45:23,340 Fine, go. 903 00:45:23,373 --> 00:45:24,274 Have a drink. 904 00:45:27,077 --> 00:45:28,145 No, thank you. 905 00:45:29,313 --> 00:45:30,782 Take it. 906 00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:35,820 Yeah, drink up! 907 00:45:41,926 --> 00:45:43,694 Shit, man, this salsa cold. 908 00:45:43,727 --> 00:45:45,930 Shit done damn near been in the fucking fridge. 909 00:45:45,964 --> 00:45:47,197 What? 910 00:45:47,231 --> 00:45:48,332 Ain't nobody got time for no cold ass salsa. 911 00:45:48,365 --> 00:45:50,434 Shit needs to be lukewarm! 912 00:45:50,467 --> 00:45:51,936 That's what's up. 913 00:46:01,512 --> 00:46:02,914 Damn! 914 00:46:02,947 --> 00:46:04,949 There's a lot of fly honeys up in here tonight! 915 00:46:06,918 --> 00:46:09,353 Mmm, a lot of fly hunkies too. 916 00:46:10,254 --> 00:46:11,856 Let's go wildcats! 917 00:46:13,023 --> 00:46:13,892 Well well well. 918 00:46:15,158 --> 00:46:17,194 Well hey there pretty little sweet thing. 919 00:46:18,128 --> 00:46:18,963 Hello. 920 00:46:20,197 --> 00:46:21,365 Look at this pretty little piece 921 00:46:21,398 --> 00:46:23,467 of hairpie baked up in front of me. 922 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,702 It's Abigail, Fauxman's daughter. 923 00:46:28,038 --> 00:46:28,873 God. 924 00:46:29,974 --> 00:46:30,842 You're hot. 925 00:46:33,443 --> 00:46:34,913 Come on. 926 00:46:34,946 --> 00:46:36,580 Don't tell me you're afraid of a little gun shooting. 927 00:46:36,613 --> 00:46:38,850 Well, I've never seen a gun before. 928 00:46:40,651 --> 00:46:41,886 Come with me. 929 00:46:47,691 --> 00:46:48,893 Mmm! 930 00:46:48,927 --> 00:46:52,429 Oh! 931 00:47:00,872 --> 00:47:05,375 That is some good shit. 932 00:47:05,409 --> 00:47:07,210 You chug like my grandmother! 933 00:47:08,145 --> 00:47:10,614 Drink, drink, little maggot! 934 00:47:10,647 --> 00:47:15,285 Right! 935 00:47:23,061 --> 00:47:23,895 Ew. 936 00:47:28,699 --> 00:47:30,835 Who took all the watermelon ones? 937 00:47:31,936 --> 00:47:33,604 Fuck you, you white son of a bitch! 938 00:47:33,637 --> 00:47:35,205 I love lollipops! 939 00:47:35,238 --> 00:47:36,975 When the fuck is Kenny G coming out, yo? 940 00:47:37,008 --> 00:47:38,709 Man my brother Facebook said David Foster 941 00:47:38,742 --> 00:47:39,911 was playing this shit. 942 00:47:39,944 --> 00:47:41,211 That's some false advertising, yo. 943 00:47:41,244 --> 00:47:42,814 You bet I'm gonna report this shit 944 00:47:42,847 --> 00:47:44,514 to the Better Business Bureau, motherfucker. 945 00:47:44,548 --> 00:47:45,917 Report that shit, dawg! 946 00:47:52,522 --> 00:47:54,759 I'd sure like a delicious lollipop. 947 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,794 Pussy. 948 00:48:01,465 --> 00:48:03,034 Oh, hey there. 949 00:48:04,267 --> 00:48:05,770 What you doing? 950 00:48:07,638 --> 00:48:08,472 Oh. 951 00:48:13,510 --> 00:48:14,711 How many licks is it gonna take 952 00:48:14,745 --> 00:48:16,080 till you taste the rainbow? 953 00:48:18,415 --> 00:48:19,716 I didn't know. 954 00:48:24,321 --> 00:48:26,223 It's all right, don't be shy. 955 00:48:26,256 --> 00:48:29,326 We got a bottle of wine to lose our inhibitions. 956 00:48:32,130 --> 00:48:33,798 I quit drinking. 957 00:48:33,831 --> 00:48:35,465 Oh, come on, sunshine. 958 00:49:09,299 --> 00:49:10,734 I'm looking for Braxton. 959 00:49:20,210 --> 00:49:22,113 I have no idea what you just said. 960 00:49:22,146 --> 00:49:23,680 You sound like a Bassett Hound. 961 00:49:30,922 --> 00:49:31,756 Huh? 962 00:49:35,893 --> 00:49:37,394 I can't understand you either. 963 00:49:40,397 --> 00:49:43,968 He said what do you want, you wop? 964 00:49:54,344 --> 00:49:55,312 Hey, take it easy, 965 00:49:55,345 --> 00:49:56,313 - fag. - Yeah! 966 00:49:56,346 --> 00:49:57,481 Hey, yo! 967 00:49:57,514 --> 00:49:58,149 - Bye, Felicia. - Oh, what the fuck?! 968 00:49:58,182 --> 00:49:59,483 You the boss? 969 00:49:59,516 --> 00:50:01,152 Fucking no-neck crew. 970 00:50:01,185 --> 00:50:02,019 Chew. 971 00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:04,354 Gimme that, man. 972 00:50:04,387 --> 00:50:05,223 Smoke that. 973 00:50:08,126 --> 00:50:10,260 Looking for somebody, huh? 974 00:50:10,293 --> 00:50:11,595 I'm looking for Braxton. 975 00:50:13,097 --> 00:50:15,833 Mr. Bambino would like to have a few words with him. 976 00:50:15,867 --> 00:50:17,701 Does this look like a party 977 00:50:17,734 --> 00:50:18,970 where there's a Braxton? 978 00:50:19,003 --> 00:50:20,138 I mean come on. 979 00:50:20,171 --> 00:50:21,038 Do we look like we're fucking serving 980 00:50:21,072 --> 00:50:22,807 caviar over here, bro? 981 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,109 All right, I mean maybe Cletus. 982 00:50:25,143 --> 00:50:26,376 We got Cletus over there. 983 00:50:27,677 --> 00:50:28,678 Hey let's chug. 984 00:50:28,712 --> 00:50:29,513 Let's do it. 985 00:50:29,546 --> 00:50:30,580 All right, ready go. 986 00:50:40,524 --> 00:50:41,491 Cheers. 987 00:50:47,031 --> 00:50:47,832 Come on. 988 00:50:47,865 --> 00:50:48,933 He's not here. 989 00:50:48,966 --> 00:50:49,867 Hey wait. 990 00:50:52,103 --> 00:50:53,737 What do you guys do with the horse's body 991 00:50:53,771 --> 00:50:57,208 after you guys dispose of the head? 992 00:51:05,582 --> 00:51:07,051 Here. 993 00:51:07,084 --> 00:51:08,786 They're gone now there, Warren Buffett. 994 00:51:08,820 --> 00:51:09,653 Thank god. 995 00:51:14,658 --> 00:51:16,493 Cookies, cookies. 996 00:51:16,526 --> 00:51:17,862 Hi, Stanley. 997 00:51:17,895 --> 00:51:18,728 God, Ma! 998 00:51:19,663 --> 00:51:20,497 Leave me alone. 999 00:51:28,738 --> 00:51:30,107 Oh wassup, my niggas!? 1000 00:51:40,650 --> 00:51:43,386 Did I just see a gang of Levar Burtons? 1001 00:51:43,420 --> 00:51:45,455 Looks like Reading Rainbow just got gangster. 1002 00:51:46,891 --> 00:51:48,725 Oh hey there, chili queen of the Nile. 1003 00:51:48,759 --> 00:51:50,694 I knew you couldn't resist. 1004 00:51:50,727 --> 00:51:52,562 Oh I'm actually looking for Mr. Fauxman. 1005 00:51:52,596 --> 00:51:54,364 I came to drop off his registration form 1006 00:51:54,397 --> 00:51:55,532 for the Chili Cook Off. 1007 00:51:58,735 --> 00:52:00,838 Better give me one of those too, huh? 1008 00:52:01,939 --> 00:52:04,075 What time am I coming over tomorrow? 1009 00:52:04,108 --> 00:52:05,309 Tomorrow? 1010 00:52:07,144 --> 00:52:08,079 I figured you wanna cook me some grub 1011 00:52:08,112 --> 00:52:09,646 but you was too shy to ask. 1012 00:52:11,816 --> 00:52:13,251 All right, hotshot. 1013 00:52:17,121 --> 00:52:18,688 All right, here's my address. 1014 00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:19,723 Be there at eight? 1015 00:52:19,757 --> 00:52:20,892 Yeah I'll be there at eight. 1016 00:52:20,925 --> 00:52:22,626 If you're lucky I'll bring my nipple blaster. 1017 00:52:22,659 --> 00:52:23,828 Oh my gosh. 1018 00:52:23,861 --> 00:52:25,096 It's got these three speeds. 1019 00:52:25,129 --> 00:52:26,197 Scream. 1020 00:52:26,230 --> 00:52:27,564 What the shit? 1021 00:52:29,599 --> 00:52:31,035 Oh my goodness. 1022 00:52:32,502 --> 00:52:34,005 Not again, Ginger! 1023 00:52:35,705 --> 00:52:36,874 Get your coat. 1024 00:52:38,575 --> 00:52:43,446 Sweet Robin Leach, it's you! 1025 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:44,315 Hi, Daddy. 1026 00:52:46,650 --> 00:52:49,486 All of you, get out! 1027 00:52:49,519 --> 00:52:50,788 Get outta here! 1028 00:52:53,357 --> 00:52:54,292 Rick? 1029 00:52:54,325 --> 00:52:56,894 But, we're just talking. 1030 00:52:58,062 --> 00:52:59,897 I got this little thing in my trunk, 1031 00:52:59,931 --> 00:53:01,598 it's a blow up mattress. 1032 00:53:01,631 --> 00:53:03,067 I could bring it over, maybe. 1033 00:53:05,468 --> 00:53:06,971 You're going down, Archdale. 1034 00:53:13,610 --> 00:53:14,644 What a joke. 1035 00:53:14,678 --> 00:53:16,080 Yeah. 1036 00:53:16,113 --> 00:53:18,481 Oh, I gotta make a few more stops. 1037 00:53:18,515 --> 00:53:21,319 But I'll see you tomorrow? 1038 00:53:21,352 --> 00:53:23,854 Right on. 1039 00:53:25,555 --> 00:53:30,560 I got a date. 1040 00:54:00,024 --> 00:54:01,759 Hello, baby fork. 1041 00:54:01,792 --> 00:54:03,461 Oh, shit, you are hungry. 1042 00:54:03,493 --> 00:54:04,527 Fucking right. 1043 00:54:04,561 --> 00:54:05,528 I'll go get some more. 1044 00:54:05,562 --> 00:54:07,031 You make yourself at home, okay? 1045 00:54:07,064 --> 00:54:08,498 - All right. - Okay. 1046 00:54:08,531 --> 00:54:09,699 Goddamn, that ass. 1047 00:54:09,733 --> 00:54:11,501 Yo, yo, yo, yo! 1048 00:54:11,534 --> 00:54:13,437 You must be Dale. 1049 00:54:13,471 --> 00:54:14,805 Raise the roof, D. 1050 00:54:14,839 --> 00:54:16,107 Yeah, raise the roof? 1051 00:54:16,140 --> 00:54:17,341 Right, raise the roof. 1052 00:54:17,375 --> 00:54:18,342 The roof, 1053 00:54:18,376 --> 00:54:19,410 - the roof, - Oh yeah. 1054 00:54:19,443 --> 00:54:20,845 - The roof is on fire. - Oh yeah. 1055 00:54:20,878 --> 00:54:22,913 Uh, no, don't drink wine. 1056 00:54:22,947 --> 00:54:24,748 Wine is wiggity wiggity whack! 1057 00:54:27,385 --> 00:54:28,819 Here's some warming jelly 1058 00:54:28,853 --> 00:54:31,322 in case you kids wanna get jiggy with it tonight. 1059 00:54:31,355 --> 00:54:32,722 Oh, yeah Frank, 1060 00:54:32,757 --> 00:54:33,958 - getting jiggy with it, huh? - Remember those days. 1061 00:54:33,991 --> 00:54:35,926 Oh yeah, na na na. ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 1062 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,828 Shake it. ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 1063 00:54:37,862 --> 00:54:40,064 Shake it baby. ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 1064 00:54:40,097 --> 00:54:42,199 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 1065 00:54:42,233 --> 00:54:44,168 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 1066 00:54:44,201 --> 00:54:46,804 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 1067 00:54:46,837 --> 00:54:49,006 Your parents definitely get it, they're funny. 1068 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:50,141 Yeah, funny. 1069 00:54:50,174 --> 00:54:51,909 They're funny as shit. 1070 00:54:51,942 --> 00:54:52,777 Thanks. 1071 00:54:54,644 --> 00:54:56,280 Doggone, you're looking good in that, honey, 1072 00:54:56,313 --> 00:54:57,248 little piece of hairpie. 1073 00:54:57,281 --> 00:54:58,748 Thank you. 1074 00:54:58,783 --> 00:55:00,451 Why don't you tell me a little about yourself, huh? 1075 00:55:01,786 --> 00:55:03,020 Well there's not much to tell. 1076 00:55:03,054 --> 00:55:05,056 I'm just a small town girl. 1077 00:55:08,591 --> 00:55:09,592 Sometimes I just feel like I'm living 1078 00:55:09,626 --> 00:55:10,928 in this lonely world. 1079 00:55:12,695 --> 00:55:13,898 Do you ever just wanna, 1080 00:55:13,931 --> 00:55:15,966 Kind of go on a permanent vacation? 1081 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,501 Yeah. 1082 00:55:17,535 --> 00:55:18,735 It's what I do. 1083 00:55:18,769 --> 00:55:20,371 I live where they made Dawson's Creek. 1084 00:55:20,404 --> 00:55:22,173 I'm always on vacation. 1085 00:55:23,207 --> 00:55:23,874 - What the? - Oh shit. 1086 00:55:24,975 --> 00:55:26,010 Oh boy. 1087 00:55:26,043 --> 00:55:27,344 Dinner was almost ready. 1088 00:55:29,380 --> 00:55:30,948 Shit. 1089 00:55:30,981 --> 00:55:31,882 Why don't you put on your Sunday's best, 1090 00:55:31,916 --> 00:55:33,184 let's go out to eat, huh? 1091 00:55:33,217 --> 00:55:34,185 Yeah? 1092 00:55:34,218 --> 00:55:35,019 Yeah. 1093 00:55:35,052 --> 00:55:35,853 Are you sure? 1094 00:55:35,886 --> 00:55:36,787 Yeah. 1095 00:55:36,821 --> 00:55:37,488 Well where do you wanna go? 1096 00:55:37,521 --> 00:55:38,756 Olive park. 1097 00:55:38,789 --> 00:55:41,192 Shit, I love Olive Park. 1098 00:55:41,225 --> 00:55:42,126 - Let's go to Olive Park. - Yeah? 1099 00:55:42,159 --> 00:55:43,394 Get some fucking bread sticks? 1100 00:55:43,427 --> 00:55:48,265 Yup. 1101 00:55:48,299 --> 00:55:49,767 What's up? 1102 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,002 Well don't you two look nice. 1103 00:55:52,036 --> 00:55:54,637 Shit yeah, I mean it is the Olive Park. 1104 00:55:54,671 --> 00:55:56,240 Yeah but you don't have to dress up 1105 00:55:56,273 --> 00:55:58,042 to come here anymore. 1106 00:55:58,075 --> 00:55:59,276 What? 1107 00:55:59,310 --> 00:56:00,144 Shit. 1108 00:56:01,946 --> 00:56:03,848 Hey, Pico! 1109 00:56:03,881 --> 00:56:05,682 I knew you recognize me. 1110 00:56:05,715 --> 00:56:06,917 What are you doing here? 1111 00:56:06,951 --> 00:56:09,120 Oh, it's you. 1112 00:56:09,153 --> 00:56:10,488 Yeah it's me. 1113 00:56:11,755 --> 00:56:12,957 You guys got any mild sauce today and shit 1114 00:56:12,990 --> 00:56:16,093 to put on those enchiladas? 1115 00:56:16,127 --> 00:56:18,462 Mmm, I'm going on my break now. 1116 00:56:20,231 --> 00:56:21,599 Look at you, sleepy. 1117 00:56:22,833 --> 00:56:24,101 I think we request Pico. 1118 00:56:25,836 --> 00:56:26,736 Ooh wee! 1119 00:56:26,770 --> 00:56:28,205 Yeah, Crystal, what's up, girl? 1120 00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:29,672 Hey, Dale! 1121 00:56:29,706 --> 00:56:31,509 Yeah, mmm. 1122 00:56:31,542 --> 00:56:33,710 Gotta love the Olive Park, you know. 1123 00:56:33,743 --> 00:56:35,579 Yeah, all right. 1124 00:56:45,990 --> 00:56:48,526 Ginger, I can't find the chili powder! 1125 00:56:50,461 --> 00:56:51,562 It's in the cabinet, dear. 1126 00:56:51,595 --> 00:56:52,630 Above the stove. 1127 00:56:53,631 --> 00:56:55,698 It's not in the cabinet. 1128 00:56:55,732 --> 00:56:57,835 All right, I'm going to the store. 1129 00:56:57,868 --> 00:56:59,236 Okay. 1130 00:56:59,270 --> 00:57:00,670 Take Handsome with you. 1131 00:57:03,740 --> 00:57:05,009 Fine, dear. 1132 00:57:06,810 --> 00:57:08,345 Come here, Handsome. 1133 00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:11,382 Yes, you're so sweet, come on. 1134 00:57:16,686 --> 00:57:19,924 So what's up with your parents? 1135 00:57:19,957 --> 00:57:23,527 Well, they adopted a baby from Africa. 1136 00:57:23,561 --> 00:57:26,297 I don't know, they try to act ethnic 1137 00:57:26,330 --> 00:57:29,366 because they think it'll make them cool parents. 1138 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:30,568 You know, I don't know. 1139 00:57:30,601 --> 00:57:32,069 I think that they just want for Keyshawn 1140 00:57:32,102 --> 00:57:33,938 to get older and kind of be amongst his own people. 1141 00:57:33,971 --> 00:57:37,740 You know, his own tribe, tribal community thing 1142 00:57:37,775 --> 00:57:39,009 so you know, I don't know. 1143 00:57:39,043 --> 00:57:40,311 They've always just been into that whole 1144 00:57:40,344 --> 00:57:42,313 fricking sub-culture. 1145 00:57:42,346 --> 00:57:43,814 We've actually been working on 1146 00:57:43,847 --> 00:57:45,449 learning their language together. 1147 00:57:47,184 --> 00:57:50,154 That means hello in where he's from. 1148 00:57:50,187 --> 00:57:51,789 Oh my god, I'm scaring you off, aren't I? 1149 00:57:51,822 --> 00:57:53,390 No, shit makes sense. 1150 00:57:55,259 --> 00:57:57,094 I love fucked up broads like you. 1151 00:57:58,896 --> 00:58:00,364 Hey, Waco. 1152 00:58:00,397 --> 00:58:02,900 I take it you'll be playing credit card roulette again? 1153 00:58:02,933 --> 00:58:05,069 I take it you're very good at sleeping? 1154 00:58:06,070 --> 00:58:07,204 Charming. 1155 00:58:07,238 --> 00:58:08,072 Pff. 1156 00:58:10,140 --> 00:58:10,975 Fuck you. 1157 00:58:25,522 --> 00:58:27,691 I had a really great time tonight. 1158 00:58:27,725 --> 00:58:29,059 Me too. 1159 00:58:29,093 --> 00:58:31,028 Mind if I finger bang you with my mouth? 1160 00:58:31,061 --> 00:58:32,263 Yeah. 1161 00:58:32,296 --> 00:58:33,097 Okay. 1162 00:58:33,130 --> 00:58:33,998 Fucking right. 1163 00:58:35,099 --> 00:58:35,899 Stop! 1164 00:58:35,933 --> 00:58:36,734 Hammertime! 1165 00:58:36,767 --> 00:58:40,738 ♪ Whoah ♪ 1166 00:58:40,771 --> 00:58:41,672 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 1167 00:58:41,705 --> 00:58:44,041 Oh, Frankie, honey. 1168 00:58:44,074 --> 00:58:45,476 Are you okay? 1169 00:58:45,509 --> 00:58:47,344 Ah, it's that old pop-locking injury again. 1170 00:58:47,378 --> 00:58:48,746 Come on, come on. 1171 00:58:48,779 --> 00:58:51,482 Mom, Dad, you're embarrassing me! 1172 00:58:51,515 --> 00:58:52,349 Jesus! 1173 00:58:53,183 --> 00:58:54,018 God! 1174 00:58:55,986 --> 00:58:57,121 Oh well all right. 1175 00:59:05,929 --> 00:59:06,997 You're here. 1176 00:59:07,031 --> 00:59:09,199 Great, why? 1177 00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:12,369 You don't work here anymore. 1178 00:59:12,403 --> 00:59:14,238 Huh, why? 1179 00:59:15,406 --> 00:59:18,509 Well as a member of the Chili Cook Off team, 1180 00:59:19,677 --> 00:59:21,445 it's imperative that you remain impartial. 1181 00:59:23,047 --> 00:59:26,751 After what you did last night with a contestant, 1182 00:59:29,019 --> 00:59:30,120 it makes it impossible for you 1183 00:59:30,154 --> 00:59:31,756 to carry out those duties. 1184 00:59:33,157 --> 00:59:37,394 So supple. 1185 00:59:37,428 --> 00:59:38,996 I tell you what. 1186 00:59:39,029 --> 00:59:42,166 I think there's other arrangements that could be made. 1187 00:59:42,199 --> 00:59:43,133 Oh my god. 1188 00:59:51,375 --> 00:59:52,710 Nice ass. 1189 00:59:56,781 --> 00:59:57,981 If we weren't married. 1190 01:00:00,317 --> 01:00:01,585 Right, right. 1191 01:00:02,853 --> 01:00:05,289 If we weren't married, of course. 1192 01:00:12,863 --> 01:00:13,765 I'm paying you. 1193 01:00:14,865 --> 01:00:15,800 Get back to work! 1194 01:00:15,834 --> 01:00:16,768 Yes, sir. 1195 01:00:25,075 --> 01:00:27,711 This is how I'll stare at them the whole night. 1196 01:00:27,745 --> 01:00:29,880 I swear to god, for like seven hours, bro, 1197 01:00:29,913 --> 01:00:30,748 I was like. 1198 01:00:31,715 --> 01:00:33,083 What? 1199 01:00:33,117 --> 01:00:35,419 Do you have snot coming out of your mouth too? 1200 01:00:36,353 --> 01:00:37,588 Fuck. 1201 01:00:37,621 --> 01:00:38,589 Hey babe, what's up? 1202 01:00:38,622 --> 01:00:40,891 Fauxman saw us kiss. 1203 01:00:40,924 --> 01:00:42,794 He got me fired. 1204 01:00:42,827 --> 01:00:43,994 Ah, shit, you all right babe? 1205 01:00:44,027 --> 01:00:44,829 Come here. 1206 01:00:44,863 --> 01:00:45,696 I'm sorry, Dale. 1207 01:00:46,730 --> 01:00:48,532 My mama warned me about this. 1208 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,669 She told me I was living in a gangster's paradise. 1209 01:00:54,471 --> 01:00:56,573 She told me not to go chasing waterfalls. 1210 01:00:57,941 --> 01:00:59,243 Why the hell is this my fault? 1211 01:00:59,276 --> 01:01:00,210 I didn't do anything. 1212 01:01:00,244 --> 01:01:02,146 You were too legit, Dale. 1213 01:01:02,179 --> 01:01:03,046 Too legit to quit. 1214 01:01:06,183 --> 01:01:08,485 What does that mean? 1215 01:01:08,519 --> 01:01:10,855 You can't touch this. 1216 01:01:10,889 --> 01:01:13,390 Come on, baby! 1217 01:01:13,424 --> 01:01:14,258 Could be! 1218 01:01:17,796 --> 01:01:19,129 We ain't doing the chili? 1219 01:01:26,537 --> 01:01:27,938 No! 1220 01:01:27,971 --> 01:01:28,807 Shit! 1221 01:01:31,141 --> 01:01:32,643 What you gonna do now, Dale? 1222 01:01:33,812 --> 01:01:35,546 Her heart has turned to ice, ice, baby. 1223 01:01:36,513 --> 01:01:37,314 Well I ain't going after her. 1224 01:01:37,347 --> 01:01:39,082 I'm out of shape. 1225 01:01:39,116 --> 01:01:40,717 Shit, I don't know. 1226 01:01:40,752 --> 01:01:43,387 I guess I'll get her her job back, huh? 1227 01:01:43,420 --> 01:01:44,388 Figure that out. 1228 01:01:44,421 --> 01:01:45,890 Get her her job back? 1229 01:01:45,924 --> 01:01:47,991 How in the name of a whispering stream 1230 01:01:48,025 --> 01:01:49,259 cutting through a mountain range 1231 01:01:49,293 --> 01:01:51,428 under a deep blue sky near a happy little tree 1232 01:01:51,462 --> 01:01:52,931 of a Bob Ross painting 1233 01:01:52,963 --> 01:01:54,398 are you gonna do that? 1234 01:02:01,004 --> 01:02:01,806 Richmond! 1235 01:02:15,085 --> 01:02:16,353 Mr. Richmond! 1236 01:02:17,321 --> 01:02:18,155 Oh, oh. 1237 01:02:21,325 --> 01:02:24,328 I want what I have in your mouth. 1238 01:02:24,361 --> 01:02:25,529 In your mouth. 1239 01:02:29,466 --> 01:02:30,835 Here. 1240 01:02:30,869 --> 01:02:32,135 Sign these. 1241 01:02:40,845 --> 01:02:43,447 Richmond! 1242 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,048 Oh, I wanna hit that. 1243 01:02:45,082 --> 01:02:46,049 Richmond! 1244 01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:47,684 You gotta get Tori her job back. 1245 01:02:47,718 --> 01:02:50,087 I have no idea who you're talking about. 1246 01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:51,255 Nor do I care. 1247 01:02:51,288 --> 01:02:52,222 She's a hot little piece of ass 1248 01:02:52,256 --> 01:02:53,423 that works here, I don't know. 1249 01:02:53,457 --> 01:02:56,326 Lipman got her fired and she didn't do shit. 1250 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,029 Sorry buddy, not my problem. 1251 01:02:59,062 --> 01:03:00,865 Shit, you couldn't get her job back if you wanted to. 1252 01:03:00,899 --> 01:03:03,500 You're a little bitch boy of Lipman. 1253 01:03:05,536 --> 01:03:06,703 Hey. 1254 01:03:06,737 --> 01:03:08,006 What? 1255 01:03:08,038 --> 01:03:09,506 Of course I can get her job back. 1256 01:03:10,607 --> 01:03:12,242 I'm Aaron fucking Richmond! 1257 01:03:14,411 --> 01:03:16,713 Problem is, not only do I have no desire 1258 01:03:16,747 --> 01:03:18,715 of helping that fine piece of ass Tori. 1259 01:03:20,150 --> 01:03:21,385 I think I might tap that. 1260 01:03:22,553 --> 01:03:23,453 You just said two seconds ago 1261 01:03:23,487 --> 01:03:24,321 you didn't know who she was. 1262 01:03:24,354 --> 01:03:25,589 Now you know her? 1263 01:03:25,622 --> 01:03:26,991 Oh, but don't I? 1264 01:03:27,025 --> 01:03:28,860 I always do, bitch. 1265 01:03:30,828 --> 01:03:33,096 Shit, all right I got an idea. 1266 01:03:33,130 --> 01:03:34,264 What's up? 1267 01:03:34,298 --> 01:03:36,099 You're a little firecracker, you know? 1268 01:03:36,133 --> 01:03:38,036 All right look it, there's a Chicken Wang eating challenge 1269 01:03:38,068 --> 01:03:39,303 at the Moist grill. 1270 01:03:39,336 --> 01:03:42,172 If I win, you get Tori her job back. 1271 01:03:42,205 --> 01:03:43,440 Unless you're too scared. 1272 01:03:43,473 --> 01:03:45,509 Aaron Richmond fears no food. 1273 01:03:45,542 --> 01:03:47,311 Unless it's footlong hotdogs. 1274 01:03:47,344 --> 01:03:49,379 They make me uncomfortable. 1275 01:03:49,413 --> 01:03:50,681 What do I make out of it? 1276 01:03:54,518 --> 01:03:55,820 Is that your truck? 1277 01:03:57,621 --> 01:03:58,722 Yeah. 1278 01:03:58,756 --> 01:03:59,991 Tell you what. 1279 01:04:00,024 --> 01:04:03,193 You beat me, I get Tori her job back. 1280 01:04:03,226 --> 01:04:07,230 But if I win, I get your truck and your girl. 1281 01:04:10,701 --> 01:04:12,302 All right man, you got a deal. 1282 01:04:28,753 --> 01:04:30,220 Okay, fellas. 1283 01:04:30,253 --> 01:04:33,290 The Hillbilly Chicken Wang Challenge. 1284 01:04:33,323 --> 01:04:36,393 The first one to eat and complete wins. 1285 01:04:37,895 --> 01:04:39,030 Everyone understand? 1286 01:04:40,330 --> 01:04:42,265 Three, two, one. 1287 01:04:44,969 --> 01:04:47,005 Dominate your chicken wing! 1288 01:04:59,884 --> 01:05:01,284 Is it fun being like a reality show star 1289 01:05:01,318 --> 01:05:03,720 instead of like a real actor? 1290 01:05:31,448 --> 01:05:32,716 White people. 1291 01:05:34,651 --> 01:05:36,386 Hey, Aaron, look at these! 1292 01:05:36,420 --> 01:05:37,254 Woo! 1293 01:06:18,763 --> 01:06:20,697 Dale, your last bite! 1294 01:06:25,937 --> 01:06:26,771 Winner! 1295 01:06:35,179 --> 01:06:40,184 I put all of you in the poor house. 1296 01:06:40,785 --> 01:06:41,618 And why not? 1297 01:06:42,486 --> 01:06:46,289 I'm Fauxman! 1298 01:06:47,892 --> 01:06:49,659 Tori's back in. 1299 01:06:49,693 --> 01:06:50,594 What? 1300 01:06:50,627 --> 01:06:51,763 Richman let Tori back in. 1301 01:06:52,964 --> 01:06:54,564 Well, we've gotta put a stop to this. 1302 01:06:54,598 --> 01:06:55,599 Archdale can't win. 1303 01:06:55,632 --> 01:06:56,533 We can't. 1304 01:06:56,566 --> 01:06:57,802 Richman's our biggest draw. 1305 01:06:57,835 --> 01:06:59,904 If we lose him, the Chili Cook Off won't go. 1306 01:06:59,937 --> 01:07:01,939 We've got to do something about this! 1307 01:07:01,973 --> 01:07:03,040 And fast! 1308 01:07:03,074 --> 01:07:05,209 The Chili Cook Off is tomorrow! 1309 01:07:12,315 --> 01:07:13,117 I have an idea. 1310 01:07:14,218 --> 01:07:16,586 I do like your ideas. 1311 01:07:16,620 --> 01:07:18,622 Do you, really? 1312 01:07:18,655 --> 01:07:19,556 Yes indeed. 1313 01:07:20,557 --> 01:07:21,826 Yes indeed? 1314 01:07:21,859 --> 01:07:23,261 Yes indeed, yes indeed, yes indeed, yes indeed. 1315 01:07:30,467 --> 01:07:31,869 Why you fucker! 1316 01:07:33,771 --> 01:07:34,604 Dick. 1317 01:07:35,672 --> 01:07:38,209 Chili princess returns. 1318 01:07:38,242 --> 01:07:39,609 I knew you couldn't resist. 1319 01:07:41,045 --> 01:07:42,113 Fuck Fauxman, you guys. 1320 01:07:42,146 --> 01:07:42,947 Yeah? 1321 01:07:42,980 --> 01:07:43,781 Yeah, let's get 'em. 1322 01:07:43,815 --> 01:07:45,116 How'd you find out? 1323 01:07:46,217 --> 01:07:47,450 Rick called me. 1324 01:07:47,484 --> 01:07:48,820 Rick? 1325 01:07:48,853 --> 01:07:51,688 Dale, a girl like this is more than just 1326 01:07:51,721 --> 01:07:53,623 an awesome high and perky rack 1327 01:07:53,657 --> 01:07:55,026 and an ass that won't quit. 1328 01:07:55,059 --> 01:07:56,194 I know, that ass won't quit. 1329 01:07:56,227 --> 01:07:57,195 It's special. 1330 01:07:57,228 --> 01:07:58,361 You feel it here. 1331 01:07:58,395 --> 01:07:59,496 Yeah. 1332 01:07:59,529 --> 01:08:00,298 - I feel it too. - Not just down here. 1333 01:08:00,330 --> 01:08:01,065 Well a lot down there. 1334 01:08:01,098 --> 01:08:02,266 But here. 1335 01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:05,535 And I know that I'll find somebody. 1336 01:08:05,569 --> 01:08:06,871 I'll find somebody. 1337 01:08:06,904 --> 01:08:07,704 You will, Rick. 1338 01:08:07,737 --> 01:08:08,873 But you found yours. 1339 01:08:08,906 --> 01:08:09,841 This is yours! 1340 01:08:09,874 --> 01:08:11,042 I know, she hot. 1341 01:08:11,075 --> 01:08:13,311 Come here, Rick, I love you, come here, Rick. 1342 01:08:20,218 --> 01:08:21,551 I was like, fuck you, stoplight, 1343 01:08:21,585 --> 01:08:23,520 I pay taxes on my unemployment. 1344 01:08:23,553 --> 01:08:24,856 Fuck that shit, dude. 1345 01:08:25,823 --> 01:08:27,058 - All right. - Fuck. 1346 01:08:28,326 --> 01:08:29,327 Oh, no. 1347 01:08:29,359 --> 01:08:31,095 It's bad, I'm sorry. 1348 01:08:32,629 --> 01:08:33,898 Fuck man, that shit taste like shit, Rick. 1349 01:08:33,931 --> 01:08:35,066 That's bad, dude. 1350 01:08:35,099 --> 01:08:36,300 Come on man. 1351 01:08:36,334 --> 01:08:37,902 I'm sorry. 1352 01:08:37,935 --> 01:08:39,971 Mind if I grab that ass? 1353 01:08:40,004 --> 01:08:41,038 No. 1354 01:08:43,274 --> 01:08:44,108 God damn. 1355 01:08:45,243 --> 01:08:48,179 I've been working out. 1356 01:08:50,248 --> 01:08:51,082 Dale. 1357 01:08:53,351 --> 01:08:55,253 You are something else. 1358 01:08:56,787 --> 01:08:58,722 All right, all right. 1359 01:08:58,756 --> 01:08:59,623 Now try. 1360 01:09:01,658 --> 01:09:02,726 Holy shit! 1361 01:09:05,129 --> 01:09:06,197 That's it. 1362 01:09:07,430 --> 01:09:08,299 That's great! 1363 01:09:08,332 --> 01:09:09,066 - Yes! - That's it! 1364 01:09:09,100 --> 01:09:09,901 Fuck yes! 1365 01:09:09,934 --> 01:09:11,434 I love it Rick! 1366 01:09:11,468 --> 01:09:12,602 I love it! 1367 01:09:12,636 --> 01:09:13,436 Yes! 1368 01:09:14,604 --> 01:09:18,876 This is the chili that will win the contest. 1369 01:09:39,529 --> 01:09:43,401 Sorry, we have to take your chili for inspection. 1370 01:09:43,433 --> 01:09:44,601 The shit? 1371 01:09:44,634 --> 01:09:45,770 Yeah. 1372 01:09:45,803 --> 01:09:49,106 According to like, bylaw two or something, 1373 01:09:49,140 --> 01:09:51,574 any contestant operating with a former member 1374 01:09:51,608 --> 01:09:55,913 of the chili contest, we gotta inspect the chili, yeah. 1375 01:10:00,785 --> 01:10:03,120 Hey, forget about it. 1376 01:10:03,154 --> 01:10:07,024 It'll be waiting for you back at the contest, yeah. 1377 01:10:07,058 --> 01:10:08,893 The shit, man? 1378 01:10:08,926 --> 01:10:10,593 This ain't good. 1379 01:10:10,627 --> 01:10:11,628 All right, listen, Rick, stick with the chili, man. 1380 01:10:11,661 --> 01:10:13,496 I don't trust these rich fucks. 1381 01:10:13,530 --> 01:10:15,598 Tori, let's go get drunk. 1382 01:10:15,632 --> 01:10:18,135 The rest of you shits I don't give a shit about. 1383 01:10:18,169 --> 01:10:19,003 Let's go, baby. 1384 01:10:45,029 --> 01:10:48,466 Hey, can you tell me if these are ripe? 1385 01:10:51,402 --> 01:10:53,270 They feel ripe to me. 1386 01:11:53,998 --> 01:11:55,399 Oh, look at those titties! 1387 01:11:55,433 --> 01:11:57,535 My clock says it's time to fuck! 1388 01:11:57,567 --> 01:12:00,137 Hey look at you sexy little thing. 1389 01:12:00,171 --> 01:12:01,005 Aren't you sweet. 1390 01:12:02,572 --> 01:12:03,441 Come on. 1391 01:12:13,017 --> 01:12:15,186 Mr. Bambino grows tired of waiting. 1392 01:12:16,053 --> 01:12:18,489 He wants his 50 grand today! 1393 01:12:19,957 --> 01:12:22,359 Our family's recipe wins every year. 1394 01:12:23,761 --> 01:12:25,896 You'll have the money by the end of the day, I swear. 1395 01:12:28,365 --> 01:12:29,200 I better. 1396 01:12:36,807 --> 01:12:39,310 Mr. Bambino grows impatient. 1397 01:12:44,849 --> 01:12:47,551 Yeah! 1398 01:12:47,585 --> 01:12:50,488 Welcome to the 10th annual Chili Cook Off. 1399 01:12:50,521 --> 01:12:51,922 I'm Aaron Richmond 1400 01:12:51,956 --> 01:12:54,724 and I'm gonna put what these guys got in my mouth. 1401 01:12:54,758 --> 01:12:55,926 Are you ready? 1402 01:13:00,697 --> 01:13:02,600 Contestants, you ready? 1403 01:13:11,308 --> 01:13:12,276 Let's grub. 1404 01:13:15,379 --> 01:13:16,280 All right. 1405 01:13:16,313 --> 01:13:18,748 Let's see what we got here. 1406 01:13:18,782 --> 01:13:19,984 ♪ Star on a two man ♪ 1407 01:13:20,017 --> 01:13:21,185 ♪ Kinda like I be Spock ♪ 1408 01:13:21,218 --> 01:13:22,286 ♪ We walk by ♪ 1409 01:13:22,319 --> 01:13:23,954 ♪ Girls whistle like a teapot ♪ 1410 01:13:23,988 --> 01:13:26,457 ♪ Slingshot slinging rocks like a boulder ♪ 1411 01:13:26,490 --> 01:13:29,093 ♪ Chilling with my crew sipping rum and cherry cola ♪ 1412 01:13:29,126 --> 01:13:30,461 ♪ Living like a molar ♪ 1413 01:13:30,494 --> 01:13:31,996 ♪ As I'm sipping out the flask ♪ 1414 01:13:32,029 --> 01:13:34,365 ♪ Business in the front but we party in the back ♪ 1415 01:13:34,398 --> 01:13:35,599 ♪ Smoking from my stash ♪ 1416 01:13:35,633 --> 01:13:37,334 ♪ Hit it from the weed pipe ♪ 1417 01:13:37,368 --> 01:13:40,070 ♪ So damn high I can't motherfuckin see right ♪ 1418 01:13:40,104 --> 01:13:42,406 ♪ Dale Archdale on a mission with his crew ♪ 1419 01:13:42,439 --> 01:13:43,440 ♪ We the fucking shit ♪ 1420 01:13:43,474 --> 01:13:45,042 ♪ It like everything we do ♪ 1421 01:13:45,075 --> 01:13:47,611 ♪ Sipping on a 40 while the girls dropping low ♪ 1422 01:13:47,645 --> 01:13:50,414 ♪ Sipping on some free shots like a free throw ♪ 1423 01:13:50,447 --> 01:13:52,316 ♪ On my lyrical period yeah ♪ 1424 01:13:52,349 --> 01:13:54,385 ♪ My flow is heavy and I get so many cream pies ♪ 1425 01:13:54,418 --> 01:13:56,253 ♪ They call me Little Debbie, what ♪ 1426 01:13:56,287 --> 01:13:58,455 ♪ Who's that dude that got the game on lock, man ♪ 1427 01:13:58,489 --> 01:13:59,957 ♪ Archdale, Archdale ♪ 1428 01:13:59,990 --> 01:14:01,492 ♪ Motherfucking Archdale ♪ 1429 01:14:01,525 --> 01:14:03,693 ♪ Who's that dude that run the trailer park, man ♪ 1430 01:14:03,726 --> 01:14:04,528 ♪ Archdale ♪ 1431 01:14:04,562 --> 01:14:05,763 Cincinnati chili? 1432 01:14:05,796 --> 01:14:07,798 This is the fucking south! 1433 01:14:07,831 --> 01:14:10,467 Take that shit back up north, you fucking yankee. 1434 01:14:11,869 --> 01:14:14,505 ♪ Who's that dude that just throw the last joint ♪ 1435 01:14:14,538 --> 01:14:15,673 ♪ Archdale, Archdale ♪ 1436 01:14:15,705 --> 01:14:17,208 ♪ Motherfucking Archdale ♪ 1437 01:14:17,241 --> 01:14:18,209 ♪ You ground for the shine ♪ 1438 01:14:18,242 --> 01:14:19,777 ♪ So the shiner take flight ♪ 1439 01:14:19,810 --> 01:14:22,279 ♪ A lot of fine ladies in the ice made nights ♪ 1440 01:14:22,313 --> 01:14:23,681 ♪ Look like the daytime ♪ 1441 01:14:23,713 --> 01:14:24,949 ♪ Say I ain't fly ♪ 1442 01:14:24,982 --> 01:14:26,217 ♪ You gotta be smoking ♪ 1443 01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:27,818 ♪ And you had a few of them sane eyes ♪ 1444 01:14:27,851 --> 01:14:29,053 ♪ West coast, fresh coast ♪ 1445 01:14:29,086 --> 01:14:30,621 ♪ Sitting on some lowlows ♪ 1446 01:14:30,654 --> 01:14:33,023 ♪ All up on my high horse but I ain't rocking Polo ♪ 1447 01:14:33,057 --> 01:14:34,858 ♪ Yolo, I really agree ♪ 1448 01:14:34,892 --> 01:14:36,293 ♪ See me in that button down ♪ 1449 01:14:36,327 --> 01:14:38,462 ♪ With your girl going down on that yoyo ♪ 1450 01:14:38,495 --> 01:14:39,663 ♪ Ish I'm the ish ♪ 1451 01:14:39,697 --> 01:14:40,998 ♪ But I don't like to ♪ 1452 01:14:41,031 --> 01:14:43,667 ♪ I prefer the one spot like Lebron do ♪ 1453 01:14:43,701 --> 01:14:45,035 ♪ Just rock up in my name ♪ 1454 01:14:45,069 --> 01:14:46,370 ♪ You're dealing with the flame ♪ 1455 01:14:46,403 --> 01:14:47,671 ♪ Nigger Irving swerving ♪ 1456 01:14:47,705 --> 01:14:49,006 ♪ Knocking shots back ♪ 1457 01:14:49,039 --> 01:14:50,507 ♪ Hey make a A, lady ♪ 1458 01:14:50,541 --> 01:14:52,142 ♪ You wanna deal with the ragalator ♪ 1459 01:14:52,176 --> 01:14:53,310 ♪ The young fly boy ♪ 1460 01:14:53,344 --> 01:14:54,578 ♪ A real levitator ♪ 1461 01:14:54,612 --> 01:14:56,847 ♪ I'm kicking ass like Dale Archdale ♪ 1462 01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:58,415 ♪ Y'all the past, we the future ♪ 1463 01:14:58,449 --> 01:15:00,584 ♪ Turning the lights to see the winners ♪ 1464 01:15:00,618 --> 01:15:02,453 ♪ Who's that dude that got the game on lock, man ♪ 1465 01:15:02,486 --> 01:15:03,687 ♪ Archdale, Archdale ♪ 1466 01:15:03,721 --> 01:15:05,222 ♪ Motherfucking Archdale ♪ 1467 01:15:05,256 --> 01:15:07,758 ♪ Who's that dude that run the trailer park, man ♪ 1468 01:15:07,791 --> 01:15:09,026 ♪ Archdale, Archdale ♪ 1469 01:15:09,059 --> 01:15:10,527 ♪ Motherfucking Archdale ♪ 1470 01:15:10,561 --> 01:15:13,063 ♪ Who's that dude that got the chicks on point ♪ 1471 01:15:13,097 --> 01:15:14,298 ♪ Archdale, Archdale ♪ 1472 01:15:14,331 --> 01:15:15,899 ♪ Motherfucking Archdale ♪ 1473 01:15:15,933 --> 01:15:18,469 ♪ Who's that dude that just throw the last joint ♪ 1474 01:15:18,502 --> 01:15:19,637 ♪ Archdale, Archdale ♪ 1475 01:15:19,670 --> 01:15:23,107 ♪ Motherfucking Archdale ♪ 1476 01:15:33,684 --> 01:15:35,152 Yeah! 1477 01:15:35,185 --> 01:15:39,490 I'm smoking blunts with two of my main motherfuckers. 1478 01:15:39,523 --> 01:15:41,325 - Archdale. - Dale Archdale 1479 01:15:41,358 --> 01:15:43,794 and motherfucking Ron Jeremy. 1480 01:15:48,198 --> 01:15:49,433 Very impressive. 1481 01:15:50,301 --> 01:15:52,169 Very fucking tasty, Archdale. 1482 01:15:54,004 --> 01:15:55,606 That shit better be good. 1483 01:15:55,639 --> 01:15:57,875 I didn't take off the Tire Depot for nothing. 1484 01:15:58,809 --> 01:15:59,943 Mr. Fauxman. 1485 01:16:07,318 --> 01:16:08,252 Definitely a no. 1486 01:16:09,153 --> 01:16:10,054 Definitely a no. 1487 01:16:24,001 --> 01:16:25,402 Literally, oh shit. 1488 01:16:25,436 --> 01:16:26,370 Shit, I gotta go. 1489 01:16:26,403 --> 01:16:28,605 Wait, wait, wait, who won? 1490 01:16:28,639 --> 01:16:29,573 Archdale. 1491 01:16:30,507 --> 01:16:31,942 Hey, all right! 1492 01:16:31,975 --> 01:16:32,811 Yee! 1493 01:16:36,046 --> 01:16:36,880 Oh! 1494 01:16:38,749 --> 01:16:39,583 Pfff. 1495 01:16:40,451 --> 01:16:42,453 Oh yeah. 1496 01:16:42,486 --> 01:16:44,355 All right, ooh. 1497 01:16:44,388 --> 01:16:45,856 Yeah. 1498 01:16:45,889 --> 01:16:47,891 I could get used to this shit, huh? 1499 01:16:47,925 --> 01:16:50,829 Eat it! 1500 01:16:57,234 --> 01:16:59,737 I knew that dickhead was anorexic. 1501 01:16:59,771 --> 01:17:00,971 I don't know what you pulled here 1502 01:17:01,004 --> 01:17:02,841 but you're finished! 1503 01:17:02,873 --> 01:17:05,376 No one takes my winnings! 1504 01:17:05,409 --> 01:17:07,077 My winnings, bitch. 1505 01:17:07,111 --> 01:17:09,814 Take your ass back past go, pennybags. 1506 01:17:39,878 --> 01:17:41,211 He didn't win. 1507 01:17:42,079 --> 01:17:45,115 No, no, the fat guy won. 1508 01:17:47,684 --> 01:17:48,519 All of them? 1509 01:17:50,822 --> 01:17:51,955 Consider it done. 1510 01:17:53,323 --> 01:17:55,760 Dude, you have a sperm on your neck. 1511 01:18:09,273 --> 01:18:10,274 Holy shit! 1512 01:18:14,178 --> 01:18:15,546 Yeah! 1513 01:18:15,579 --> 01:18:17,047 All right! 1514 01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:18,315 Yeah! 1515 01:18:18,348 --> 01:18:19,249 Where's that check!? 1516 01:18:19,283 --> 01:18:20,184 Come here, mama. 1517 01:18:20,217 --> 01:18:21,418 Let me get that check. 1518 01:18:21,452 --> 01:18:22,953 No, no, no I can do it, hey. 1519 01:18:22,986 --> 01:18:23,822 - Let me get the damn check - No, no, no you don't know 1520 01:18:23,855 --> 01:18:25,722 - how banks work! - Rick! 1521 01:18:25,757 --> 01:18:27,024 You don't know how to do that. 1522 01:18:27,057 --> 01:18:29,092 I know how banks work. 1523 01:18:29,126 --> 01:18:30,360 I wanna cash it. 1524 01:18:30,394 --> 01:18:32,029 Dude, if you break it, 1525 01:18:32,062 --> 01:18:33,765 you won't be able to cash it at all. 1526 01:18:33,798 --> 01:18:35,599 You gotta be careful with that thing. 1527 01:18:35,632 --> 01:18:38,068 I'm fucking cashing the damn check, Rick. 1528 01:18:38,101 --> 01:18:39,203 I know what I'm doing. 1529 01:18:41,806 --> 01:18:42,841 Psst, Dale. 1530 01:18:44,007 --> 01:18:45,476 Fuck you, talking bush. 1531 01:18:45,509 --> 01:18:47,311 Dale, over here. 1532 01:18:47,344 --> 01:18:48,545 What the hell? 1533 01:18:48,579 --> 01:18:49,914 The hell are you doing down there? 1534 01:18:49,948 --> 01:18:51,148 You richies. 1535 01:18:51,181 --> 01:18:52,349 I need your help, man. 1536 01:18:52,382 --> 01:18:55,052 I owe the Bambino family a lot of money. 1537 01:18:55,085 --> 01:18:56,855 The hell do I care? 1538 01:18:56,888 --> 01:18:59,189 Man, help me out, my dad cut me off. 1539 01:19:01,893 --> 01:19:02,894 How much? 1540 01:19:02,927 --> 01:19:04,261 50 grand. 1541 01:19:04,294 --> 01:19:05,529 If I don't pay them tonight, 1542 01:19:05,562 --> 01:19:07,664 they're gonna kill me and my family. 1543 01:19:07,698 --> 01:19:09,032 Maybe yours too. 1544 01:19:09,066 --> 01:19:11,101 Oh that's pretty convenient, I just won 50 grand, 1545 01:19:11,134 --> 01:19:12,669 now you're gonna take it from me? 1546 01:19:12,703 --> 01:19:14,671 You're the one with the Pauly D money! 1547 01:19:14,705 --> 01:19:16,841 They'll kill you man, they're Italian. 1548 01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:18,542 That's what they do in the mafia. 1549 01:19:18,575 --> 01:19:19,777 They know you're our neighbors, 1550 01:19:19,811 --> 01:19:21,278 they saw you win that money today. 1551 01:19:21,311 --> 01:19:23,046 You're in just as much trouble as we are. 1552 01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:25,349 Shit. 1553 01:19:26,283 --> 01:19:27,284 You get me involved. 1554 01:19:38,562 --> 01:19:40,030 Oh, that's nice. 1555 01:19:42,666 --> 01:19:44,268 Yeah? 1556 01:19:44,301 --> 01:19:46,103 Hey, gather everybody up. 1557 01:19:46,136 --> 01:19:48,405 Some heavy shit's going down. 1558 01:19:48,438 --> 01:19:49,339 Who is this? 1559 01:19:49,373 --> 01:19:50,707 What are you talking about? 1560 01:19:50,741 --> 01:19:51,742 Dale? 1561 01:19:51,776 --> 01:19:53,377 Dale, is this you? 1562 01:19:53,410 --> 01:19:56,113 Dale, we have to do things like father and son. 1563 01:19:56,146 --> 01:19:57,882 I'm reading this book, it's really quite interesting. 1564 01:19:57,916 --> 01:19:59,316 You know, we should go fishing, 1565 01:19:59,349 --> 01:20:01,451 go to play baseball, go bowling. 1566 01:20:01,485 --> 01:20:04,822 We have to build up a relationship, you know, father-son. 1567 01:20:06,123 --> 01:20:07,491 Put Stanley on the phone. 1568 01:20:08,592 --> 01:20:09,426 Fine! 1569 01:20:12,462 --> 01:20:13,297 What up man? 1570 01:20:14,498 --> 01:20:15,967 Get all your weaponry. 1571 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:17,267 It's time to go to work. 1572 01:20:18,201 --> 01:20:19,236 Yeah I got you. 1573 01:20:42,359 --> 01:20:44,361 ♪ Get a glimpse of heaven right here on earth ♪ 1574 01:20:44,394 --> 01:20:45,763 ♪ The material things I know ♪ 1575 01:20:45,797 --> 01:20:47,698 Man let's do this shit! 1576 01:20:47,731 --> 01:20:49,366 Yeah. 1577 01:20:49,399 --> 01:20:51,602 ♪ But I can't take it with me when I'm back to the dirt ♪ 1578 01:20:51,635 --> 01:20:52,770 ♪ 'cause I come from the earth ♪ 1579 01:20:52,804 --> 01:20:53,972 ♪ I'm more concerned with word ♪ 1580 01:20:54,005 --> 01:20:55,305 ♪ Like the mighty mighty man ♪ 1581 01:20:55,339 --> 01:20:56,373 ♪ With the mighty mighty plan ♪ 1582 01:20:56,406 --> 01:20:57,374 ♪ Not the ice on my hand ♪ 1583 01:20:57,407 --> 01:20:58,776 Hey. 1584 01:20:58,810 --> 01:21:00,143 You coming? 1585 01:21:00,177 --> 01:21:01,712 No, no. 1586 01:21:01,745 --> 01:21:03,313 I'm turning over a new leaf. 1587 01:21:03,347 --> 01:21:04,281 I have a son now. 1588 01:21:04,314 --> 01:21:06,851 I have to lead by example, 1589 01:21:06,884 --> 01:21:09,586 prove that I'm really a good father, 1590 01:21:09,620 --> 01:21:11,221 it's very important to me. 1591 01:21:11,254 --> 01:21:13,891 And besides, no weaponry for me. 1592 01:21:13,925 --> 01:21:16,693 No, no weaponry. 1593 01:21:16,727 --> 01:21:18,395 Ooh, check please. 1594 01:21:18,428 --> 01:21:19,396 Just that weaponry. 1595 01:21:21,298 --> 01:21:22,967 Nothing wrong with that. 1596 01:21:23,001 --> 01:21:24,969 Oh, easy on the nipple, they're chafing. 1597 01:21:28,940 --> 01:21:30,808 You sure screwed the pooch on this one! 1598 01:21:30,842 --> 01:21:32,944 He had sex with a dog? 1599 01:21:32,977 --> 01:21:34,411 Shut up, Rick! 1600 01:21:34,444 --> 01:21:36,313 I can't believe you got us messed up in this. 1601 01:21:36,346 --> 01:21:40,283 I can't believe that you got the inbreds involved too! 1602 01:21:40,317 --> 01:21:41,786 Why couldn't you just pay them? 1603 01:21:41,819 --> 01:21:45,322 You know all of my moneys are tied up in that sale! 1604 01:21:45,355 --> 01:21:47,125 Greece is screwing my portfolio. 1605 01:21:47,157 --> 01:21:49,192 My Dow is effing my Nasdaq. 1606 01:21:49,226 --> 01:21:50,795 Why don't you relax, all right? 1607 01:21:50,828 --> 01:21:53,163 Look, we ain't scared of no fucking fight. 1608 01:21:53,196 --> 01:21:54,464 We ain't a bunch of bitches. 1609 01:21:54,498 --> 01:21:55,365 Hell yeah! 1610 01:21:55,399 --> 01:21:56,199 Yeah! 1611 01:21:56,233 --> 01:21:57,668 Shut up, Dad! 1612 01:21:57,701 --> 01:21:59,670 Go home. 1613 01:21:59,703 --> 01:22:00,504 God. 1614 01:22:00,537 --> 01:22:01,939 Yeah, what's your plan? 1615 01:22:01,973 --> 01:22:03,607 Shit, we got backup coming. 1616 01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:05,442 Yeah, who? 1617 01:22:09,013 --> 01:22:10,347 ♪ You know that talk is cheap ♪ 1618 01:22:10,380 --> 01:22:14,919 ♪ Against the blood uprising ♪ 1619 01:22:14,952 --> 01:22:16,353 ♪ Gonna give them a chance ♪ 1620 01:22:16,386 --> 01:22:19,723 ♪ Before the fists start flying ♪ 1621 01:22:21,258 --> 01:22:26,263 ♪ This ain't nobody gonna stop this whinin ♪ 1622 01:22:27,364 --> 01:22:30,701 ♪ The somebody better hit somebody ♪ 1623 01:22:30,734 --> 01:22:33,737 This is proper battle attire, yes? 1624 01:22:34,705 --> 01:22:35,940 We're fucked. 1625 01:22:36,941 --> 01:22:38,442 No shit, Fauxman. 1626 01:22:38,475 --> 01:22:39,476 Now look at the bind we're in. 1627 01:22:39,509 --> 01:22:41,112 You could have paid them off. 1628 01:22:41,145 --> 01:22:44,414 It would take 24 hours to put together a deal like that! 1629 01:22:44,448 --> 01:22:45,582 It's for your own son. 1630 01:22:45,615 --> 01:22:47,217 Now we're all involved! 1631 01:22:47,250 --> 01:22:49,219 I just can't stand 1632 01:22:49,252 --> 01:22:51,288 all this waiting around! 1633 01:22:51,321 --> 01:22:52,790 I wish they'd just show up already 1634 01:22:52,824 --> 01:22:55,760 so we can get all this damn crap finished with! 1635 01:22:56,828 --> 01:22:58,462 I don't know about y'all. 1636 01:22:58,495 --> 01:23:00,064 But I can't wait to blow them. 1637 01:23:02,599 --> 01:23:04,168 Oh god, they're in the house. 1638 01:23:04,202 --> 01:23:05,702 Who cares? 1639 01:23:05,736 --> 01:23:08,438 This place is locked down tighter than Fort fucking Knox! 1640 01:23:11,308 --> 01:23:12,910 The hell have you been? 1641 01:23:12,944 --> 01:23:16,513 Toilet was broke so I go out back to make peepee. 1642 01:23:18,816 --> 01:23:20,017 Did you forget to lock the damn door 1643 01:23:20,051 --> 01:23:22,086 when you came back in, you fucking commie? 1644 01:23:22,954 --> 01:23:24,254 All right, nobody panic. 1645 01:23:27,491 --> 01:23:29,626 Uh, now you can panic. 1646 01:23:52,516 --> 01:23:55,119 Grr! 1647 01:24:00,792 --> 01:24:01,926 Stop it! 1648 01:24:01,959 --> 01:24:03,360 Go away, big mean bully. 1649 01:24:07,697 --> 01:24:09,399 biatch! 1650 01:24:19,777 --> 01:24:20,978 Thanks, baby. 1651 01:24:21,012 --> 01:24:22,345 I'll always love you, honey bee. 1652 01:24:22,379 --> 01:24:23,513 Oh, come here, honey, 1653 01:24:23,547 --> 01:24:24,982 let's pollinate that flower. 1654 01:24:51,275 --> 01:24:52,076 What the? 1655 01:24:52,109 --> 01:24:52,944 Shit, oh! 1656 01:24:59,317 --> 01:25:00,483 You better have an army 1657 01:25:00,517 --> 01:25:01,986 if you're gonna come in here with me! 1658 01:25:02,019 --> 01:25:03,520 Oh I got backup. 1659 01:25:07,058 --> 01:25:09,827 Kumbaya, motherfucker! 1660 01:25:29,313 --> 01:25:33,084 Looks like we're having smores tonight. 1661 01:25:33,117 --> 01:25:33,951 Yup. 1662 01:26:12,589 --> 01:26:13,824 I still hate magicians. 1663 01:26:30,507 --> 01:26:31,441 Where's my money? 1664 01:26:33,010 --> 01:26:38,015 I don't have it. 1665 01:26:52,363 --> 01:26:54,698 Where the fuck did you find a beer kit? 1666 01:26:54,731 --> 01:26:57,335 Wouldn't you like to know. 1667 01:26:57,368 --> 01:26:59,203 Goddamn, I love that broad. 1668 01:27:02,807 --> 01:27:04,507 Sorry, kid. 1669 01:27:04,541 --> 01:27:05,709 Whoah whoah, whoah whoah whoah. 1670 01:27:05,742 --> 01:27:07,945 Listen here, pizza bagels, I got an idea. 1671 01:27:07,979 --> 01:27:09,512 50k, we got it. 1672 01:27:09,546 --> 01:27:11,514 We give it to you, will you leave them alone? 1673 01:27:13,284 --> 01:27:14,517 Yeah, of course. 1674 01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:17,321 All right. 1675 01:27:20,490 --> 01:27:22,360 Hey, 1676 01:27:22,393 --> 01:27:23,194 Let's go. 1677 01:27:29,499 --> 01:27:31,235 Hey, wait a minute. 1678 01:27:33,804 --> 01:27:35,006 Now that you got my money, 1679 01:27:35,039 --> 01:27:37,875 you gonna leave them alone for good? 1680 01:27:41,145 --> 01:27:42,046 All right, cool. 1681 01:27:43,314 --> 01:27:44,148 Shitties. 1682 01:27:46,050 --> 01:27:47,650 Thank you, Dale. 1683 01:27:49,552 --> 01:27:52,023 Shit, you'd done the same for me. 1684 01:27:52,056 --> 01:27:53,656 No. 1685 01:27:53,690 --> 01:27:55,558 No, I wouldn't, but 1686 01:27:55,592 --> 01:27:58,362 feel free to use my shed anytime you want. 1687 01:27:58,396 --> 01:27:59,562 Good. 1688 01:27:59,596 --> 01:28:00,331 I got boogie boards coming tomorrow. 1689 01:28:01,499 --> 01:28:02,333 It's nice. 1690 01:28:03,801 --> 01:28:06,736 But, how are we gonna pay off that trailer park now? 1691 01:28:07,905 --> 01:28:08,806 Trailer park? 1692 01:28:08,839 --> 01:28:09,739 Yup. 1693 01:28:09,774 --> 01:28:10,908 I was gonna use that prize money 1694 01:28:10,941 --> 01:28:12,443 to win back our trailer park. 1695 01:28:13,576 --> 01:28:15,079 Do you mean that trailer park, 1696 01:28:15,112 --> 01:28:18,416 that piece of crap that's down off of Vine street? 1697 01:28:18,449 --> 01:28:21,218 Yeah, if by piece of crap you mean fucking gem. 1698 01:28:22,353 --> 01:28:24,755 You know, I work for the company 1699 01:28:24,789 --> 01:28:27,024 that owns that property. 1700 01:28:27,058 --> 01:28:28,826 Let me put in a few calls, huh? 1701 01:28:28,859 --> 01:28:30,194 We'll see if we can work something out. 1702 01:28:30,227 --> 01:28:32,863 Fucking A, all right, man. 1703 01:28:32,897 --> 01:28:33,798 All right, cool. 1704 01:28:37,268 --> 01:28:38,102 Man. 1705 01:28:40,971 --> 01:28:42,840 The guy's still a piece of, 1706 01:28:42,873 --> 01:28:44,942 you know, kind of like a piece of shit. 1707 01:28:44,975 --> 01:28:46,777 But you know what, you don't see a guy 1708 01:28:46,811 --> 01:28:48,745 that can really wear an ascot anymore. 1709 01:28:48,779 --> 01:28:50,915 Nah, that's kind of cool and respectable. 1710 01:28:52,149 --> 01:28:53,050 Get out of here. 1711 01:28:56,153 --> 01:28:58,155 Kinda smells like Myrtle's cooking. 1712 01:29:00,690 --> 01:29:01,724 I miss that woman. 1713 01:29:03,593 --> 01:29:04,627 She your wife? 1714 01:29:04,661 --> 01:29:07,098 My fourth wife, actually. 1715 01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:11,569 She ran off with a Mexican. 1716 01:29:13,736 --> 01:29:15,506 I never ate a taco again. 1717 01:29:17,875 --> 01:29:18,976 You ever been married? 1718 01:29:20,111 --> 01:29:21,212 Yep. 1719 01:29:21,245 --> 01:29:23,013 It's bogus. 1720 01:29:23,047 --> 01:29:24,215 Here you go. 1721 01:29:27,684 --> 01:29:29,453 Are you kidding me? 1722 01:29:29,487 --> 01:29:30,821 Them things burned as shit. 1723 01:29:30,855 --> 01:29:31,856 Get them out of my face. 1724 01:29:31,889 --> 01:29:33,290 That's the way I like 'em. 1725 01:29:34,492 --> 01:29:36,927 I like my marshmallows like I like my women. 1726 01:29:38,562 --> 01:29:40,197 Hot and black. 1727 01:29:42,032 --> 01:29:44,168 Go grab another rack, Archdale. 1728 01:29:44,201 --> 01:29:45,469 Get your hand off my damn grill. 1729 01:29:45,503 --> 01:29:47,471 I bought you the damn grill. 1730 01:29:50,474 --> 01:29:52,143 Hey, Mr. Fauxman. 1731 01:29:52,176 --> 01:29:54,979 Thank you so much for selling me land deed. 1732 01:29:55,012 --> 01:29:56,413 And not closing us down. 1733 01:29:56,447 --> 01:29:57,414 No problem. 1734 01:29:57,448 --> 01:29:59,116 If you ever need car stereo 1735 01:29:59,150 --> 01:30:01,718 or some beautiful Persian pussy, 1736 01:30:01,752 --> 01:30:03,554 you let me know. 1737 01:30:03,587 --> 01:30:04,654 Thanks Serge. 1738 01:30:04,687 --> 01:30:06,123 Thanks, I'll keep it in mind. 1739 01:30:08,459 --> 01:30:09,493 He's a wild man. 1740 01:30:10,494 --> 01:30:11,728 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 1741 01:30:11,762 --> 01:30:13,696 What the hell did I say? 1742 01:30:13,730 --> 01:30:15,266 No hitting people in the nuts. 1743 01:30:15,299 --> 01:30:16,767 Yeah. 1744 01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:18,269 And don't whine when we don't get what we want. 1745 01:30:18,302 --> 01:30:21,405 Yeah, just be cooler, okay? 1746 01:30:22,373 --> 01:30:23,641 All right. 1747 01:30:23,673 --> 01:30:24,875 Get the hell out of here. 1748 01:30:24,909 --> 01:30:25,976 And don't be drinking out of my yard cans. 1749 01:30:26,010 --> 01:30:26,911 That shit's for me. 1750 01:30:26,944 --> 01:30:28,646 God, that makes me so horny. 1751 01:30:28,711 --> 01:30:30,481 Whoah, whoah, whoah baby, relax now. 1752 01:30:30,514 --> 01:30:32,917 Remember, snap your little rubber band thingy. 1753 01:30:34,351 --> 01:30:36,086 Okay, right. 1754 01:30:36,120 --> 01:30:37,354 That's right. 1755 01:30:37,388 --> 01:30:38,989 That's good baby, that's real good. 1756 01:30:39,023 --> 01:30:40,191 Yeah? 1757 01:30:40,224 --> 01:30:41,125 Yeah. 1758 01:30:41,158 --> 01:30:42,059 Oh god, don't touch me. 1759 01:30:42,092 --> 01:30:43,294 It just makes me hornier. 1760 01:30:43,327 --> 01:30:45,629 Well let it go, baby, all right. 1761 01:30:45,663 --> 01:30:47,097 - Better? - Yeah. 1762 01:30:47,131 --> 01:30:48,265 Yeah. 1763 01:30:48,299 --> 01:30:51,734 We'll wait. 1764 01:30:51,769 --> 01:30:52,735 Yeah? 1765 01:30:52,770 --> 01:30:53,871 Yeah. 1766 01:30:53,904 --> 01:30:54,704 Okay. 1767 01:30:55,738 --> 01:30:56,674 Hey Dale. 1768 01:30:56,706 --> 01:30:57,942 Hey. 1769 01:30:57,975 --> 01:31:00,077 Me and the old lady here is getting hitched. 1770 01:31:00,110 --> 01:31:01,312 Well hell yeah. 1771 01:31:01,345 --> 01:31:02,479 She used to be great in the sack. 1772 01:31:02,513 --> 01:31:03,547 All right! 1773 01:31:05,082 --> 01:31:06,217 Mmm, I remember that. 1774 01:31:10,688 --> 01:31:11,488 What's up? 1775 01:31:12,523 --> 01:31:13,257 Dale. 1776 01:31:13,290 --> 01:31:14,558 I'm a daddy! 1777 01:31:14,592 --> 01:31:16,260 I'm your daddy! 1778 01:31:16,293 --> 01:31:18,963 Your mama told me that I'm your pappy. 1779 01:31:18,996 --> 01:31:20,097 The tests prove it. 1780 01:31:21,098 --> 01:31:22,066 Shit man. 1781 01:31:22,099 --> 01:31:23,434 So you're my mama, huh? 1782 01:31:23,467 --> 01:31:24,969 I guess so. 1783 01:31:25,002 --> 01:31:26,604 Man, those are some nice tits, mommy, get some. 1784 01:31:26,637 --> 01:31:27,438 Ah, hey. 1785 01:31:27,471 --> 01:31:28,906 No shit. 1786 01:31:28,939 --> 01:31:31,075 So how'd you get the money for the test? 1787 01:31:31,108 --> 01:31:32,610 I sold my sperm. 1788 01:31:33,544 --> 01:31:35,646 How'd you get the test done? 1789 01:31:35,679 --> 01:31:37,281 With your DNA. 1790 01:31:38,515 --> 01:31:40,551 How'd you get my DNA? 1791 01:31:40,584 --> 01:31:43,187 Those beautiful lovely pubes you have. 1792 01:31:45,289 --> 01:31:46,890 Damn. 1793 01:31:46,924 --> 01:31:48,359 Shit, if you're my daddy, that means, 1794 01:31:48,392 --> 01:31:49,860 Roy's my grandpa? 1795 01:31:49,893 --> 01:31:50,861 Well fucking A, right! 1796 01:31:52,263 --> 01:31:53,664 Right on. 1797 01:31:53,697 --> 01:31:54,732 All right, later, Dad. 1798 01:31:54,765 --> 01:31:56,033 Whoah, don't go! 1799 01:31:56,066 --> 01:31:57,468 Wait, wait, hold on. 1800 01:31:57,501 --> 01:31:59,003 We can play catch together like father son. 1801 01:31:59,036 --> 01:32:00,504 Look, it says here on the parenting book 1802 01:32:00,537 --> 01:32:03,607 that we can go fishing together, boating, canoeing. 1803 01:32:03,641 --> 01:32:05,409 We can go camping and we could sing 1804 01:32:05,442 --> 01:32:07,311 Christmas songs together. 1805 01:32:07,344 --> 01:32:08,145 It's in the book. 1806 01:32:11,315 --> 01:32:12,449 Sing Christmas songs? 1807 01:32:16,887 --> 01:32:21,692 ♪ We three kings of orient are ♪ 1808 01:32:21,725 --> 01:32:26,630 ♪ Bearing gifts we travel afar ♪ 1809 01:32:26,664 --> 01:32:30,901 ♪ Field and fountain moor and mountain ♪ 1810 01:32:30,934 --> 01:32:34,371 ♪ Following yonder star ♪ 1811 01:32:34,405 --> 01:32:35,372 ♪ Star ♪ 1812 01:32:35,406 --> 01:32:37,841 ♪ Following yonder star ♪ 1813 01:32:37,875 --> 01:32:39,176 One more time. 1814 01:32:39,209 --> 01:32:41,845 ♪ Following yonder star ♪ 1815 01:32:41,879 --> 01:32:42,980 Just the men. 1816 01:32:43,013 --> 01:32:45,382 ♪ Following yonder star ♪ 1817 01:32:45,416 --> 01:32:46,650 Go ladies. 1818 01:32:46,684 --> 01:32:48,886 ♪ Following yonder star ♪ 1819 01:32:48,919 --> 01:32:49,953 The crew! 1820 01:32:49,987 --> 01:32:52,690 ♪ Following yonder star ♪ 1821 01:32:52,723 --> 01:32:54,658 Don't give up your day jobs, crew. 1822 01:32:54,692 --> 01:32:56,727 I love you Dad. 1823 01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:04,568 Well hey. 1824 01:33:04,601 --> 01:33:05,703 Hey you. 1825 01:33:05,736 --> 01:33:07,237 Mhmm. 1826 01:33:07,271 --> 01:33:08,706 Thought you'd be taking the midnight train somewhere. 1827 01:33:08,739 --> 01:33:11,008 No, I like it here. 1828 01:33:11,041 --> 01:33:12,609 It's right where I wanna be. 1829 01:33:12,643 --> 01:33:13,610 All right. 1830 01:33:19,450 --> 01:33:20,284 Come here, whip. 1831 01:33:20,317 --> 01:33:21,218 Walk with me, bitch. 1832 01:33:21,251 --> 01:33:23,320 Okay. 1833 01:33:32,429 --> 01:33:35,834 ♪ He walked in the room ♪ 1834 01:33:35,866 --> 01:33:39,036 ♪ All heads turn around ♪ 1835 01:33:39,069 --> 01:33:42,106 ♪ A fire in his eyes ♪ 1836 01:33:42,139 --> 01:33:45,342 ♪ Footsteps hellbound ♪ 1837 01:33:45,376 --> 01:33:48,679 ♪ So lock up your liquor ♪ 1838 01:33:48,712 --> 01:33:51,783 ♪ And hide your wives ♪ 1839 01:33:51,816 --> 01:33:54,885 ♪ That man's too hot ♪ 1840 01:33:54,918 --> 01:33:57,789 ♪ Hear the neighbors cry ♪ 1841 01:33:57,822 --> 01:34:00,924 ♪ He's born a badass ♪ 1842 01:34:00,958 --> 01:34:04,962 ♪ And he'll die just the same ♪ 1843 01:34:04,995 --> 01:34:06,997 ♪ Take on the world ♪ 1844 01:34:07,030 --> 01:34:10,067 ♪ You'll remember the name ♪ 1845 01:34:10,100 --> 01:34:12,771 ♪ Dale Archdale ♪ 1846 01:34:23,714 --> 01:34:26,717 ♪ Some men work hard ♪ 1847 01:34:26,751 --> 01:34:29,720 ♪ Others live on luck ♪ 1848 01:34:29,754 --> 01:34:32,356 ♪ But this one's a hero ♪ 1849 01:34:32,389 --> 01:34:35,926 ♪ And he don't give a uh ♪ 1850 01:34:35,959 --> 01:34:38,328 ♪ Got a can of whoop ass ♪ 1851 01:34:38,362 --> 01:34:41,999 ♪ And he'll give it to you rough ♪ 1852 01:34:42,032 --> 01:34:44,803 ♪ Just be careful ladies ♪ 1853 01:34:44,836 --> 01:34:47,806 ♪ You might fall in love ♪ 1854 01:34:47,839 --> 01:34:50,707 ♪ 'cause he's a born badass ♪ 1855 01:34:50,741 --> 01:34:54,779 ♪ And he'll die just the same ♪ 1856 01:34:54,813 --> 01:34:56,815 ♪ Take on the world ♪ 1857 01:34:56,848 --> 01:34:59,650 ♪ You'll remember the name ♪ 1858 01:34:59,683 --> 01:35:04,688 ♪ Dale Archdale ♪ 1859 01:35:05,456 --> 01:35:10,227 ♪ Oh Dale Archdale ♪ 1860 01:35:10,994 --> 01:35:15,999 ♪ Oh Dale Archdale ♪ 1861 01:35:16,768 --> 01:35:21,705 ♪ Mmm yeah oh Dale ♪ 1862 01:35:23,173 --> 01:35:25,008 ♪ Mmm ♪