1 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,909 Coin collecting is considered the perfect hobby. 2 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:35,827 Beautiful putt right there... 3 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:36,744 Good birdie. 4 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:39,122 That's only the... eighth birdie of the day. 5 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,623 What? 6 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:41,749 Why are you looking at me? 7 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,418 You want to go outside? 8 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:44,711 Outside? 9 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:49,006 Outside? 10 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:55,680 Are you kidding me?! Come on! 11 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,639 Oh, my God. 12 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:57,724 W-what's wrong? 13 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:58,725 Your idiot dog! 14 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,518 Oh, he... he didn't mean it, Dad. 15 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:01,436 D-did you, Snuffles? 16 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,395 You're a good boy. 17 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,147 Don't praise him now, Morty! 18 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:05,106 He just peed on the carpet! 19 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,190 Bad dog! Bad! 20 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,191 Morty, come on. 21 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:08,192 I need your help tonight. 22 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,944 Hey, wait, hold on a second, Rick. 23 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:12,548 You wouldn't by any chance have some sort of crazy science thing 24 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,240 you could whip up that might help make this dog a little 25 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:15,575 smarter, would you? 26 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,118 I thought the whole point of having a dog was to 27 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,369 feel superior, Jerry. 28 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:19,662 If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread. 29 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:20,955 Come on, Morty. 30 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,791 Listen, Rick, if you're gonna stay here rent-free 31 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:26,002 and use my son for your stupid science, 32 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,546 the least you could do is put a little bit of it to use 33 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:29,797 for the family. 34 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,716 You make that dog smart or... 35 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:32,633 Morty's grounded! 36 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:34,135 Ha-ha! Aw, man! 37 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,971 Boy, you really got me up against a wall this time, Jerry. 38 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:43,374 All right, Ruffles... What's his name? 39 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,270 Snuffles. 40 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,647 Snuffles, shake. 41 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:48,524 Roll over. 42 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,569 Go to the bathroom. 43 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,238 - Holy crap! - No way. 44 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:57,200 Yeah, you're at the top of your game now, Jerry. 45 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,159 Have fun. 46 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,076 Come on, Morty. 47 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,286 That was fantastic, Rick! 48 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,829 Yeah, Morty, if you 49 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:03,581 like that, boy, you're... you're really going to flip your lid 50 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:04,499 over this one. 51 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:05,958 W-w-w-what is it? 52 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:08,461 It's a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear, 53 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,087 you can enter people's dreams, Morty. 54 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,292 It's just like that movie that you keep crowing about. 55 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,883 You talking about "Inception"? 56 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,718 That's right, Morty. This is gonna be a lot like 57 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,845 that, except, you know, it's gonna maybe make sense. 58 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,180 "Inception" made sense. 59 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,765 You don't have to try to impress me, Morty. 60 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,725 Listen, tonight we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher, 61 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,894 Mr. Goldenfold, and we're g... we're gonna incept 62 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,939 the idea in his brain to give you A's in math, Morty. 63 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,482 That way you can, you know... 64 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,926 y-you're gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time. 65 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,611 Geez, Rick, in the time it took you to make this thing, 66 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:34,737 couldn't you have just, 67 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,364 you know, helped me with my homework? 68 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,698 Are you listening to me, Morty? 69 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:38,783 Homework is stupid. 70 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,451 The whole point is to get less of it. 71 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,119 J-J... come on, let... j... 72 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,746 let's just get over there and deal with this thing. 73 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,456 W-we're gonna incept your teacher. 74 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,917 Y-y-y-y-y-you're frustrating me. 75 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,214 You don't know me! 76 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:56,425 Nice, Mrs. Pancakes... real nice. 77 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,470 Next week on "The Days And Nights Of Mrs. Pancakes"... 78 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:01,639 You don't know me! 79 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,225 Then let me get to know you, damn it! 80 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,893 Uh-oh! Spoilers! 81 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:07,812 I'm a full season behind. 82 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,438 Wow, Rick, I can't believe we're sitting around, 83 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,858 standing around in Mr. Goldenfold's house. 84 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:12,942 It's really weird. 85 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,736 It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty. 86 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,662 Wheat Thins. Wheat Thins. 87 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:25,913 I'll take two. 88 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:27,957 Oh, I think you've had enough, sir. 89 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,041 You don't know me. 90 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,421 All right, Morty, time to make our move. 91 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:35,214 Make it bounce. 92 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:36,340 No, you didn't. 93 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,300 Oh, jiggle it now. 94 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:38,509 You better stop with that. 95 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,761 Allahu Akbar! 96 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,366 We're gonna take control of this plane! 97 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,432 We're gonna 9/1 1 it unless Morty Smith gets better grades 98 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:45,391 in math! 99 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,715 Hey! I said nobody move, buddy! 100 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,102 The name's not buddy. 101 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:49,604 It's Goldenfold. 102 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,230 Nice to wheat you! 103 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,401 Take cover, Morty! 104 00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,322 Ooh! 105 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,526 Goldenfold's got more control here than I anticipated. 106 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:02,617 I mean, the guy teaches high-school math. 107 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,578 l-I-I-l didn't take him for an active dreamer. 108 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,538 We got to take him out so he wakes up, Morty. 109 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:08,956 But we can't get killed. 110 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,374 If you get killed in someone else's dream, 111 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,001 you die for real, Morty. 112 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,165 What?! Are you kidding me?! 113 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,170 Ohhhhhh! 114 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,546 Don't be a baby! 115 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,548 You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty. 116 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:19,508 Just do the same thing here, and we'll be fine! 117 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,594 Now bring me my slippers. 118 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:25,348 Now, be my footstool, Snuffles. 119 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,933 This is what I'm talking about. 120 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,935 This is a dog. 121 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:29,936 Oh, yeah. 122 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,729 This should play out just fine. 123 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,482 You said the same thing, equally sarcastically, 124 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,067 at our wedding and guess what. 125 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:45,868 Oh, my God. 126 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,119 He's trying to tell us something. 127 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,537 That is so awesome. 128 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,668 Aw, he's saying "I love lasagna." 129 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,173 He's saying "I love Obama." 130 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,591 So cute! 131 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:02,718 I'm posting this online, like, right now. 132 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,220 I should call Bob Saget. 133 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,554 Is that still a thing? 134 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:16,899 Hmm? 135 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,242 Goldenfold, we're coming out! 136 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,326 We just want to talk! 137 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,786 Why would I negotiate with you? 138 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,539 Because we're both rational adults that don't want anything 139 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:32,623 bad to happen. 140 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,041 And because I have a human shield. 141 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:35,126 Mrs. Pancakes! 142 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,505 Oh, no, Morty. 143 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:40,798 His subconscious is panicking. 144 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,383 Run! 145 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:51,142 Relax, Morty. 146 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:51,976 Look! 147 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,260 Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute. 148 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,395 Come on! 149 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,772 Hey, you don't know me! 150 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,232 Oh, no, Rick, look! 151 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,692 Goldenfold landed the plane, 152 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,819 and he's created a mechanical arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes 153 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:04,655 out of the air while he lets us fall into a giant vat of lava! 154 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:05,948 Pretty concise, Morty. 155 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,825 Looks like we've merely prolonged the inevitable. 156 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:08,993 That's it, Morty! 157 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,202 Prolonging the inevitable! 158 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,079 Listen, if we go into Mrs. Pancakes' dream, 159 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:14,290 everything will go 100 times slower, Morty. 160 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,833 That'll buy us some time to figure this out! 161 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:16,917 You don't know m... 162 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:21,547 All right, let's go. 163 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,889 Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird. 164 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:31,640 Don't judge, Morty. 165 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,725 Okay. 166 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,268 All right, well... 167 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,686 Look, Mrs. Pancakes is right over there. 168 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,313 I'll just go ask her to tell Goldenfold not to kill us 169 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,689 when she wakes up. 170 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,294 Whoa, whoa, Morty, the trick to incepting is making people think 171 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,526 they came up with the idea. 172 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:43,986 Listen to me. 173 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,530 If we're gonna incept Mrs. Pancakes, we have to blend. 174 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,491 I'll talk to you after lunch. 175 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,577 Ooh, hey! 176 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,788 Ooh, oh! 177 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:54,997 Oh, man. 178 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,999 - Come and join us. - I'm sorry. No, no. 179 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,459 - Ooh, come here! - No, thanks! 180 00:06:58,543 --> 00:06:59,919 Ooh, wow! Come over here, baby! 181 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,295 No, I'm okay. 182 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:04,298 Whoa! 183 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:05,841 Summer?! 184 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,009 Hey, there, stranger. 185 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,719 What do you think of these things? 186 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,596 Ohh! Oh! Gross! 187 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,764 Gross! 188 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,057 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 189 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,600 What's the matter with you, Morty? Calm down! 190 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,143 You're kind of killing the vibe in here. 191 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,228 It's S-S-S-Summer! 192 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:18,729 Aw, geez. 193 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:21,148 Looks like Goldenfold has some predilections so shameful he 194 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,150 buries them in the dreams of the people in his dreams, 195 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,569 including a pervy attraction to your underage sister. 196 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,154 Can you blame him? 197 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:28,614 Come on, old man, little boy. 198 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,367 Let's make an inter-generational sandwich. 199 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,327 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 200 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:34,851 Put some clothes on, for pete's sake! 201 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:35,955 This is disgusting! 202 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:36,914 I'm gonna puke! 203 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,749 I can't take it, Rick! 204 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:41,961 Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure chamber are punishable by death! 205 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,170 Off with their heads! 206 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,714 Time to go another dream deep, Morty! 207 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,807 What the hell? 208 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,768 Why would Mr. Goldenfold's dream version of Mrs. Pancakes' dream 209 00:07:57,853 --> 00:08:00,146 version of a Centaur be dreaming 210 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,772 about a scary place like this, Rick? 211 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:02,731 Geez, I don't know, Morty. 212 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:03,976 Wha-what do you want from me? 213 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,821 Welcome to your nightmare, bitch! 214 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,906 Oh, here we go! 215 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,366 Holy crap! 216 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,785 Looks like some sort of legally safe knock-off of an '80s horror 217 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:17,621 character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives. 218 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,623 I'm Scary Terry. 219 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,876 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! 220 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,588 Whoa! Hey, buddy. 221 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,214 What you got going on there? 222 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:28,716 Snuffles fix. 223 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,050 Make better. 224 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,303 Humans understand Snuffles now? 225 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,680 That... is... awesome! 226 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:37,099 Snuffles want to be understood. 227 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,560 Snuffles need to be understood. 228 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,187 Okay, yeah. 229 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:42,938 I get what Beth was talking about. 230 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,106 Fun's over. 231 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,399 Whoa, Dad, you can't, like, 232 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,693 endow a creature with sentience and then rip it away. 233 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:48,611 Why not? 234 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,528 I don't know. 235 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:52,156 It's Indian giving. 236 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,992 A sophisticated predator, nature's perfect killing 237 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:58,537 machine, the vicious wolf stalks its prey with purpose 238 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,122 and skill. 239 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:03,000 It was only with years of selective breeding and genetic 240 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,795 altering that this noble beast was transformed into man's 241 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,673 subservient little buddy. 242 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,138 Aw! Oh, my God! 243 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:19,099 He recognizes the other dogs on TV. 244 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,102 ♪ "A," "B" ♪ 245 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,854 ♪ His name is Scary Terry ♪ 246 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:25,981 ♪ "C," "D" ♪ 247 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,233 ♪ He's very scary ♪ 248 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,734 Holy crap! 249 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,611 We have to escape into someone else's dreams, Morty! 250 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,112 Ohhhhh! 251 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:34,782 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man! 252 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,242 ♪ "E," "F" ♪ 253 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,786 ♪ He'll design your death ♪ 254 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,162 The little girl! 255 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:43,749 Huh? 256 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,877 ♪ "J," "K," He'll really ruin your day ♪ 257 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:48,337 Are you kidding me? This again? 258 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,297 Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty. 259 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,382 Oh, geez, Rick. 260 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,466 W-w-whoa, this isn't good. 261 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,843 Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch! 262 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:55,803 Ohhhh! 263 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:56,720 Holy crap, Morty. 264 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,013 He can travel through dreams. 265 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,640 He can travel through dreams! 266 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,141 We're so screwed! 267 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,319 Where are my testicles, Summer? 268 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:17,324 Where are my testicles, Summer? 269 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:18,409 They were removed. 270 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,994 Where have they gone? 271 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,662 Oh, wow. 272 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,164 That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles. 273 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,749 Do not call me that! 274 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,086 "Snuffles" was my slave name. 275 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:32,381 You shall now call me Snowball because my fur is pretty 276 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,590 and white. 277 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:36,885 Okay, Snowball, just calm down, okay? 278 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:37,970 You're scaring me. 279 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,263 Scaring you? 280 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:43,017 Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, 281 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,102 would they breed it with another deformed human 282 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,397 and put their children on display like the Dachshund? 283 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,356 Uhhh... 284 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,274 Hey. 285 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,026 Oh, wow. 286 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,870 Okay, is... is... is everything okay in here? 287 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,363 Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again? 288 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,823 No! 289 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:02,328 No, we were... uh, just seeing if Summer wanted to ...uh... 290 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:05,581 Go on, um, one of our famous midnight family walks! 291 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,957 Yeah. Totally. 292 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,042 Let's go. 293 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:14,590 You will walk when it is time to walk. 294 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,388 What are we here for again? Incepting? 295 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,682 We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math? 296 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:24,850 Oh, yeah. 297 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,978 Buckle up, bitch! 298 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,857 Man, he sure says "Bitch" a lot! 299 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,526 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! 300 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,612 Hold on, Morty. Y-you know what? 301 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,031 He keeps saying we can run but we can't hide. 302 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,282 I say we try hiding. 303 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,742 But that's the opposite of what... 304 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,744 Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything? 305 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,828 Hey, you know what? 306 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,389 You got a really good point there, Rick. 307 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,124 Like, if the truth was that we could hide, it's not like 308 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,335 he'd be sharing that information with us, you know? 309 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,879 I-I-I think it's a good idea, Rick. 310 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:54,963 Worst-case scenario... 311 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,507 we're back to running. 312 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,721 Wow, you know what? 313 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,556 I mean, it looks like we could have just hid this whole time. 314 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,016 Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking. 315 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,518 Thanks, Morty. 316 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,269 Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while. 317 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,188 You can run... 318 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,149 but you can't hide! 319 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,946 Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that. 320 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,197 He's getting sleepy. 321 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,241 Just a little bit longer before he calls it a day. 322 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,867 That's when we make our move. 323 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,835 Snuffles, we didn't mean you any harm! 324 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,920 This is a huge misunderstanding. 325 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,797 Dad, he wants to be called Snowball. 326 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,215 Well, I'm not calling him that. 327 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,341 That's ridiculous. 328 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,635 You're being very aggressive, Jerry. 329 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,471 Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem 330 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:45,889 with a bit of surgery. 331 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,893 You think you can control me with a haircut? 332 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,070 Hi, honey. You're home early. How was your day? 333 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,447 I don't want to talk about it! 334 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,240 Oh, of course. You never want to talk about it. 335 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,741 Get off my back, bitch! 336 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:09,204 Out there. Not in here. 337 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,166 Yeah, I know, I know. 338 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,794 I shouldn't take my anger out on you or Scary Brandon. 339 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,379 I love you, Melissa. 340 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,381 I love you, too, Terry. 341 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,134 Morty, this is perfect. 342 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,510 After a little scary coitus, 343 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,138 they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him. 344 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,644 Looks like Scary Terry's having a nightmare. 345 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,937 Oh, boy, Rick. 346 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,315 I can only imagine what horrible things must, you know... 347 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,901 scare Scary Terry. 348 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:41,862 Oh, no! 349 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,238 I'm late to class, bitch! 350 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,698 Oh, no! 351 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,283 I'm not wearing any pants! 352 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,413 Ah, well, Mr. Terry, why don't you tell the whole class 353 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,791 the proper wordplay to use when one is chasing one's victim 354 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,085 through a pumpkin patch? 355 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,129 Oh... um... 356 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,088 "Bitch." 357 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,091 Oh, come on, Terry, you can't think of a pun 358 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,761 involving pumpkins, bitch? 359 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,012 Hey, leave him alone! 360 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,472 Yeah, this is a bunch of bullcrap. 361 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,350 Who cares what stupid pun you make when you kill someone? 362 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,514 Why don't you let the poor guy say whatever he wants? 363 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,312 Well, I never! 364 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,648 I-I see no reason to stand here and take this. 365 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:21,109 You're putting too much pressure on yourself, Scary Terry. 366 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,154 You know, I mean, y-you're perfectly scary enough as it is. 367 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:27,991 Hey, yo, Scary T., don't even trip about your pants ...dawg. 368 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,535 Here's a pair on us, fool. 369 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,537 Aww, bitch. 370 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,038 I don't know what to say. 371 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,039 You don't need to say anything. 372 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,123 We got you, dawg. 373 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:35,999 You're our boy, dawg. 374 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,543 Don't even trip. 375 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:47,010 Oh, hey, it's you guys! 376 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,472 I haven't seen him this relaxed in years. 377 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,433 If you guys ever need anything, just say the word. 378 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,893 As a matter of fact, Terry, 379 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,618 there is something you could help us with. 380 00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,107 ♪ "Q," "R," You won't get very far ♪ 381 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,608 I always hated that song! 382 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,574 These halves don't belong together, bitch! 383 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,496 Sex is sacred! 384 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,964 This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades, bitch! 385 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,343 Holy crap! God damn! 386 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:32,848 I know one thing for sure... I'm giving Morty an "A" in math, 387 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,808 and that's my idea. 388 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,019 That is an original thought. 389 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,192 What the hell? 390 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,737 Out of the frying pan dot, dot, dot, huh, Morty? 391 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,280 Oh, man, what's going on? 392 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,532 Well, it's possible that your dog became self-aware 393 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,659 and made modifications on the cognition amplifier, 394 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,661 then turned on Jerry, Beth, and Summer after learning 395 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,872 about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species, 396 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,999 but your guess is as good as mine, Morty. 397 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,127 I can't believe how mean Snuffles got just 398 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,670 because he's smart. 399 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,673 - This is why I choose to get C's. - Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer. 400 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,591 Dad! 401 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:08,675 Rick! 402 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,470 Oh, thank God, Morty. 403 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,554 Oh, you're welcome. 404 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,014 All right, let's get out of here. 405 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,558 If we hurry we can set up camp in a sewer tunnel 406 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,603 or something before the dogs completely take over. 407 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,478 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 408 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,562 We're not going anywhere. 409 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,647 This is my house. 410 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:22,689 I'm not abandoning it. 411 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,024 It's all over, Jerry. 412 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,109 The dogs are on a path to total world domination. 413 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,904 But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right? 414 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,072 Wait a minute. 415 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,156 I have an idea. 416 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,702 Gentlemen, a moment of your time. 417 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:38,830 See that? 418 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,707 I'm peeing all over your special guns. 419 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,793 That means I own them. 420 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,339 Bad person. Bad. 421 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,840 Ooh, great plan, Jerry. 422 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,509 Bring the boy to me. 423 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,014 You were always kind to me, Morty. 424 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,517 That's why I will leave you with your testicles. 425 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:02,688 From now on, you will be my best friend and live by my side. 426 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,231 Th-thanks, Snuffles. 427 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,194 Begin phase two. 428 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,196 Fighting continues as the dog 429 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,448 army captures the Eastern seaboard. 430 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,493 It appears clear at this time that the era of human 431 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,579 superiority has come to a bitter end. 432 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,376 Please! Please don't kill me! 433 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,503 What's she saying, Bill? 434 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,256 I think she's saying, "I love lasagna." 435 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,943 Mmm. 436 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,570 Thank you, Fido. 437 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,989 Rick! 438 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,115 I thought you were dead! 439 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,116 No, no, no, I was just playing dead. 440 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,367 Good news, though, Morty. 441 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,493 This whole thing's gonna be over really soon. 442 00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,369 What? 443 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,454 It's a dream, Morty. 444 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,663 We're in your dog's dream. 445 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:02,988 The night the dogs captured us, 446 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,250 after you cried and crapped your pants, we... 447 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,668 we all went to sleep. 448 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,837 Then I used my dream inceptors to put the two of us inside 449 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,046 Snuffles' dream. 450 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,673 But i-it's been like a whole year! 451 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,216 It's been six hours. 452 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,427 Dreams move one one-hundredth the speed of reality, 453 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,512 and dog time is one-seventh human time. 454 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,397 So, you know, every day here is like a minute. 455 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,975 It's like "Inception," Morty, so if it's confusing and stupid, 456 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,685 then so is everyone's favorite movie. 457 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,770 Aw, man. 458 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,146 I really liked this life. 459 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,565 Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants. 460 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,650 No, no, that happened before you went to sleep, Morty. 461 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,611 You're sleeping in your crap right now. 462 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,404 Out of all the things that happened to you, 463 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,989 that was the only real thing that, you know, 464 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,532 is that you crapped your pants. 465 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,159 I mean, it's a mess out there. 466 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,828 I got some on my hands, Morty, and then I got it on the dream 467 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,663 inceptor, and a piece fell in my mouth. 468 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:44,915 Aw, man, geez! 469 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,166 Seriously? 470 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,667 Look, d-d-d-don't worry about it, Morty. 471 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,044 Here, here take these, Morty. 472 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:49,961 Take these. 473 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,756 Are these pills supposed to wake me up, or something? 474 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,090 Close. 475 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,258 It's gonna make your kidneys shut down. 476 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,384 What?! 477 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,594 It's necessary for the plan, Morty. 478 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,179 Don't even trip, dawg. 479 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,183 It's pretty bad, Emperor Snowball. 480 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,867 We're gonna need to do another operation. 481 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:05,936 Anything. 482 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,938 Anything for my precious Morty. 483 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,102 Sir, as your accountant, I must advise you that these 484 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,026 medical expenses are putting you in serious financial jeopardy. 485 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,736 You could lose your Kingdom. 486 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,197 To hell with my Kingdom, Bean Counter. 487 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:21,117 I would trade it all for my human's health and happiness. 488 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,119 Do you think they would have done this for us? 489 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,330 We are not them! 490 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,043 We are not... them. 491 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:38,677 Assemble the troops. 492 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,554 I've made a decision. 493 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:44,266 Taking over the human's world will lead to nothing but more heartbreak, 494 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,476 more cruelty. 495 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:49,896 Instead, we will go to a new world and colonize it with a 496 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,899 society of intelligent dogs... 497 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:56,653 one that will not make the same mistakes as humanity and one 498 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,281 where pet insurance will be mandatory. 499 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,866 I'm gonna miss you, Snowball. 500 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:05,537 You can call me Snuffles, Morty, and I'm going to miss you, too, 501 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,205 very much. 502 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,173 Jerry? 503 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,383 I'm sorry. 504 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,552 It's just like the end of "Old Yeller." 505 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,512 Oh, Jerry. 506 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,180 You mean because it had dogs in it. 507 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,307 Wow! 508 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,351 A whole world populated by intelligent dogs. 509 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,269 I wonder what it'll be like, Rick. 510 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,770 I think it will be great, Morty. 511 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,814 You know, it's g... i-i-i-i-it could be developed in-into a 512 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,817 very satisfying project for people of all ages. 513 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,570 I mean, I'd watch it, Morty, for at least 1 1 minutes a pop. 514 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,530 You know, may-maybe they'll do it board-driven. 515 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,116 You know, that's a real comforting idea, Rick. 516 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,535 What do you know, Morty? 517 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,620 What do you know? 518 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:18,735 Hi, guys. 519 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,320 I'm your new teacher for Scary class. 520 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,238 My name is Scary Mr. Johnson. 521 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,574 Uh, actually, you know what? 522 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,534 That's my dad's name, so why don't you just 523 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,870 call me Scary Glenn, yeah? 524 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,831 So, anyway, I understand your previous teacher was having you 525 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,875 work on Fundamentals of Fear. 526 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,627 Which is... what is that? 527 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,003 You know? 528 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,546 So, uh, here... here's what I say... 529 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:42,258 You can't learn anything until you learn ...how to chill. 530 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,010 Oooh! 531 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,516 This is how you dream, bitch. 532 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,479 It's a good-a show!