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RICK: Learning to fly this thing,
Morty, is gonna be really liberating.

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You know, you're gonna be free to
go on all kinds of errands for me.

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- Cool.
- See that planet right there?

4
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Don't fly too close
to that planet.

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Someone will come out and try
to wash your windshield.

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[Ringtone plays]

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Hold on.
[Cellphone beeps]

8
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Yeah?
Yeah, I have it.

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Where do you want to meet?

10
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All right, cool.
[Cellphone beeps]

11
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All right, Morty,
lesson's over.

12
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We got some business
to attend to

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a few light minutes
south of here.

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Oh, you still use
south in space?

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Whoa! Jesus, Jerry!
What the hell are you doing here?!

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What are you talking about?

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We agreed a boy's father
should be present

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- when he's learning to drive.
- I guess I remember that.

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Wow. And you've just been back
there this whole time?

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Amazing.

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Well, we don't have time to
take him to earth, Morty.

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Head for 3924917.

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Cool!
[Laughs]

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Looks like I'm coming along
for an adventure!

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Yep.
[Sighs]

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- This is where we're going?
- Nope.

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This is.

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You can park in a handicap
spot, Morty.

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Anything with less than eight limbs
is considered disabled here.

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Well, look at this fella.
Aren't you handsome?

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Thank you.
[Chuckles]

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- I'm Jerry.
- Oh, I know you are.

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Did you come here in a
spaceship?

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I'm traveling with my son and
father-in-law.

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W-wait. Are they coming?

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Oh, they'll be back soon.

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What?!

38
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I don't know how this works!

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Help me!

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What the hell?!

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I know, right?

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Oh, what the hell?!

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I know, right?

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MORTY: Jerryboree!?

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You created a day care for my
dad?

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Are you kidding?
I wish I had this idea.

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Well, I did have this idea,

48
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but I wish I was the version
of me that owned it.

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That guy's rich.

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Don't forget to check the
reason for your drop-off.

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Trust me, Morty, I've heard
stories from other Ricks.

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Jerrys don't tend to last five
minutes off of earth.

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This is a totally unregistered
cross-temporal asteroid.

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Here, they can romp and play
with other Jerrys.

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He couldn't be safer.

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Hey, Morty, hang on to this.

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That number's your dad.

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If you lose it, we're not
gonna be able to get him back.

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♪

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Sync and corrections by XhmikosR
www.addic7ed.com

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[Electricity crackles]

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♪

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- Okay, wait here.
- I want to come with.

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Don't come with.
It's boring.

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It's [Belches]...
it's business stuff.

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What kind of business do you
do in a garage?

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You know, this seems
a little shady.

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Right, yeah, like nothing
shady ever happened

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in a fully furnished office?

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You ever hear about
Wall Street, Morty?

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Y-you know what those guys do
in their fancy boardrooms?

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They take their balls and they
dip them in cocaine

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and wipe them all
over each other.

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You know, grandpa goes around,

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and he does his business in public,
because grandpa isn't shady.

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Aw, crap.
Hey, what's up?

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Hey, Rick!
[Laughs]

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Here you go 3,000 flerbos.
Do you have the weapon?

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C-can we please?

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This is my grandson, Morty.

81
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Oh, hi, Morty.
I'm Krombopulos Michael.

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I'm an assassin.
I buy guns from your grandpa.

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[Groans]
Here. Go away.

84
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Ooh! Yeah, this looks deadly.
So, this shoots antimatter?

85
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My target can't be killed with
regular matter.

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Nice to meet you, Morty.

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Listen, if you ever need anybody
murdered, please give me a call.

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- I'm very discreet.
- You're g-giving him a card?!

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I have no code of ethics.

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I will kill anyone, anywhere

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children, animals, old people
doesn't matter.

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I just love killing.

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You sell weapons to killers
for money?

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[Groans] You've got what the
intergalactic call

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a very planetary mind-set, Morty.

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It's more complicated out here.

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These are flerbos.

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Do you understand what two
humans can accomplish

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- with 3,000 of these?
- Uh, what?

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An entire afternoon
at Blips and Chitz!

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Oh, this place is the best.

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It's got beer, games, prizes,

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and you can never
tell what time it is.

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You sold a gun to a murderer
so you could play video games?!

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Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend
all day shuffling words around,

106
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you can make anything
sound bad, Morty.

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Here, check this out.
[Coin drops]

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[Whoosh!]

109
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Aah!
[Breathing heavily]

110
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Roy, what's wrong?

111
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I had a nightmare.

112
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I was with an old man.
He put a helmet on me.

113
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It's just a fever.
Get some sleep.

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I don't want you missing
school on Monday.

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[Bell rings]

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MAN: I want you kids to look
around you today

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and think about your future.

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Now is the time in your life
when anything is possible.

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ANNOUNCER: Spiraling
perfectly!

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It's gonna be caught
by Roy Parsons!

121
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Roy Parsons is at the 20!
Now he's at the 10!

122
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Nothing can stop Roy
"the Rocket"!

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Touchdown!
[Cheers and applause]

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I just think it's time
to get realistic.

125
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Have you talked to my father
about the carpet store?

126
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Roy?

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[Sighs]

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[Cellphone rings]

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Had we caught it sooner well,
hindsight is 20/20, Roy.

130
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What's important is that we
move quickly.

131
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[Monitor beeps]

132
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[Weakly] I'm not ready to die.

133
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You're not going to.

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- Yeah! Whoo!
- Yeah!

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00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,706
Hey, thanks for
the carpet, Roy.

136
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MAN: Hey, Roy, you pulled
those persian off-white shags

137
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for the clearance sale?

138
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Whoa. Sh shit!

139
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[Bones crack]
Oh!

140
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[Beeping]

141
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Whoa!
What the hell?!

142
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W-w-where am I?!

143
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- What in the hell?!
- 55 years. Not bad, Morty.

144
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You kind of wasted
your 30s, though,

145
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with that whole
bird-watching phase.

146
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- Where's my wife?!
- Morty, you were just playing a game.

147
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It's called "Roy".

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Snap out of it. Come on.

149
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I'm Morty. You're Rick.

150
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Hey! You sold a gun to a guy
that kills people!

151
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Look at this you beat cancer,

152
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and then you went back to work
at the carpet store?

153
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Boo!

154
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D-don't dodge the issue, Rick!

155
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Selling a gun to a hit man is the
same as pulling the trigger!

156
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It's also the same
as doing nothing.

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If Krombopulos Michael wants
someone dead,

158
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there's not a lot anyone can
do to stop him.

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That's why he does
it for a living.

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Now excuse me. It's time to
thrash your "Roy" score.

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You know, you could stop this
killing from happening, Rick!

162
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You know, you did a bad thing
selling that gun,

163
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but you could undo
it if you wanted.

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Uh-huh, yeah, that's the difference
between you and me, Morty.

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- I never go back to the carpet store.
- Holy shit!

166
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This guy's taking Roy off the grid!
[All gasp]

167
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This guy doesn't have a social
security number for Roy!

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[All murmuring]

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Hi. I'm sorry.

170
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I think there was a
misunderstanding.

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I'm an adult and would like to
go home, please.

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Well, of course.
Right through that tube.

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Unbelievable.

174
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You're doing great.

175
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I know how to crawl in a tube.

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[Sighs]
Come on.

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Oh.

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This is harder than it looks.

179
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Whoa!

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- Marco?
- Polo!

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[Laughs]
Marco?

182
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Come find me.

183
00:06:41,878 --> 00:06:43,112
Marco?

184
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You guys are enjoying this?

185
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Don't you feel a little
patronized?

186
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How so?

187
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- Jerry!
- Beth.

188
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Oh, come on.
This is ridiculous.

189
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I love you, Jerry.

190
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Aw, Beth.

191
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Who wants to come watch
"midnight run"

192
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with director's commentary on?

193
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- Yeah!
- Definitely.

194
00:07:01,264 --> 00:07:04,266
First one there gets to adjust
the picture setting!

195
00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,902
[Gasps] The factory tint
setting is always too high!

196
00:07:06,936 --> 00:07:09,671
Out of my way.
The tint setting is always too high.

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[Mid-tempo music plays]

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♪

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[Smooches]

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Oh, boy.
Here I go killing again.

201
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Aah!

202
00:07:33,596 --> 00:07:35,230
Aah!

203
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Arh!
[Neck snaps]

204
00:07:43,173 --> 00:07:44,339
Aah!

205
00:07:45,241 --> 00:07:46,808
[Scanner chirping]

206
00:07:46,843 --> 00:07:49,011
Aah!
[Neck snaps]

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[Warbling]

208
00:07:59,556 --> 00:08:03,292
<i>You have arrived at
Krombopulos Michael.</i>

209
00:08:03,326 --> 00:08:05,027
<i>Your destination is below.</i>

210
00:08:05,061 --> 00:08:08,931
We're all out of off-white
Persian.

211
00:08:08,965 --> 00:08:10,999
Oh, man!
W-w-what have I done?!

212
00:08:11,034 --> 00:08:12,434
- Drop the gun.
- You don't understand!

213
00:08:12,468 --> 00:08:15,704
- This guy was gonna kill someone!
- I guess that makes two of us.

214
00:08:15,738 --> 00:08:16,738
[Rifle charging]

215
00:08:16,773 --> 00:08:18,774
Aah!

216
00:08:18,808 --> 00:08:20,008
What are you doing, Morty?

217
00:08:20,043 --> 00:08:21,376
This is a galactic
federation outpost!

218
00:08:21,411 --> 00:08:23,445
Look, I don't have time to
tell you my entire backstory,

219
00:08:23,479 --> 00:08:25,647
but grandpa and government
don't get along.

220
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He saved my life.

221
00:08:26,983 --> 00:08:28,383
- What?
- Huh?! Whoa!

222
00:08:28,418 --> 00:08:31,019
Are you Krombopulos Michael's
target?

223
00:08:31,054 --> 00:08:32,221
W-what's your name?

224
00:08:32,255 --> 00:08:34,323
My kind has no use for names.

225
00:08:34,357 --> 00:08:37,826
I communicate through what
you call "Jessica's feet"

226
00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:39,761
no, "telepathy".

227
00:08:39,796 --> 00:08:40,862
Oh, good job, Morty.

228
00:08:40,897 --> 00:08:42,297
Y-you killed my best customer,

229
00:08:42,332 --> 00:08:44,233
but you saved a
mind-reading fart.

230
00:08:44,267 --> 00:08:46,068
I like this name fart.

231
00:08:46,102 --> 00:08:48,237
Morty, would you kindly
release me

232
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by pulling that lever to the
left of my cell?

233
00:08:50,773 --> 00:08:52,574
I am in great pain.

234
00:08:52,609 --> 00:08:54,543
Morty, don't do it.

235
00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:56,378
Morty...

236
00:08:56,412 --> 00:08:58,080
Morty, you idiot.
[Alarm blaring]

237
00:08:58,114 --> 00:08:59,481
Oh, crap.
Let's get you out of here!

238
00:08:59,515 --> 00:09:01,283
We can't get him out of here.
He's gaseous.

239
00:09:01,317 --> 00:09:03,285
He's not gonna make it through
a portal, Morty.

240
00:09:03,319 --> 00:09:05,120
Well, then, I guess we're all
getting in the car.

241
00:09:05,154 --> 00:09:06,688
- Right, uh...
- Fart.

242
00:09:06,723 --> 00:09:09,124
- No! Just just get in the car!
- Morty, come on.

243
00:09:09,158 --> 00:09:10,125
I want to go back to
Blips and Chitz.

244
00:09:10,159 --> 00:09:11,426
I don't want to deal with this.

245
00:09:11,461 --> 00:09:13,095
Rick, you've been
clear on the fact

246
00:09:13,129 --> 00:09:14,763
that you don't want to help,
so just go away.

247
00:09:14,797 --> 00:09:16,231
More are coming.

248
00:09:16,266 --> 00:09:17,766
Screw this.
I'm out.

249
00:09:19,969 --> 00:09:21,003
[Engine sputtering]

250
00:09:21,037 --> 00:09:24,506
Whoa!
Come on, come on!

251
00:09:24,540 --> 00:09:27,643
Get out of the vehicle made of
garbage or we will open fire!

252
00:09:27,677 --> 00:09:28,710
[Engine sputtering]

253
00:09:28,745 --> 00:09:29,645
Um, um, um, um!

254
00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:31,380
Open fire!

255
00:09:31,414 --> 00:09:32,681
Aah!

256
00:09:41,324 --> 00:09:44,526
Stupid-ass, fart-saving,
carpet-store mother[bleep].

257
00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,794
Move!

258
00:09:45,828 --> 00:09:47,796
Wait, did you [bleep]
with my seat settings?

259
00:09:47,830 --> 00:09:49,765
[Motor whirring]

260
00:09:49,799 --> 00:09:52,567
More are coming.

261
00:09:52,602 --> 00:09:54,002
Rick!

262
00:09:54,037 --> 00:09:55,570
Yeah, yeah.

263
00:10:02,783 --> 00:10:04,818
Your geldon convertor is
pretty dinged up.

264
00:10:04,852 --> 00:10:07,721
That's because my grandson
drives like a male Obravadian.

265
00:10:07,755 --> 00:10:10,590
Yeah, I said it some
stereotypes are based in fact.

266
00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:12,592
Actually, it's because of
years of neglect.

267
00:10:12,627 --> 00:10:14,928
You really need to respect
your gears, Rick.

268
00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:16,963
To you, they're just
wheels with teeth,

269
00:10:16,998 --> 00:10:19,265
but in my culture, wars have
been fought...

270
00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:20,667
So I've heard.
Just fix it.

271
00:10:20,701 --> 00:10:22,802
I don't think the gromflamites
can track us now,

272
00:10:22,837 --> 00:10:24,938
but it looks like we're gonna
be here for a while.

273
00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:27,807
Or, you know, if you still have
that gun K. Michael dropped,

274
00:10:27,842 --> 00:10:29,843
we could finish the job
and go home.

275
00:10:29,877 --> 00:10:32,712
- You do understand I'm telepathic, right?
- I'm being polite.

276
00:10:32,747 --> 00:10:34,781
Rick, we're taking him back
where he belongs.

277
00:10:34,815 --> 00:10:36,149
Oh, yeah? Where's that?
[Belches]

278
00:10:36,183 --> 00:10:37,751
Are you going on a quest to
find he who smelt it?

279
00:10:37,785 --> 00:10:40,053
I came here accidentally
through a wormhole

280
00:10:40,087 --> 00:10:43,490
located in what you call
"Get out of my head, fart.

281
00:10:43,524 --> 00:10:45,692
I know you're in here.
La-la-la-la".

282
00:10:45,726 --> 00:10:48,395
No, in what you call the
Promethean Nebula.

283
00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:51,698
Oh, great. Just a hop, skip,
and an 800-light-year jump.

284
00:10:51,732 --> 00:10:53,933
You know, you can leave
anytime you want, Rick.

285
00:10:53,968 --> 00:10:56,136
Whatever you want to do,
you little punk-ass little bitch.

286
00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:57,537
Thank you, Morty.

287
00:10:57,571 --> 00:11:00,006
You are not like other
carbon-based life-forms.

288
00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:02,676
You put the value of all life
above your own.

289
00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:05,245
It's how things should be.
It's how they could be.

290
00:11:05,279 --> 00:11:07,681
I could not agree more.

291
00:11:07,715 --> 00:11:10,450
♪ The worlds can
be one together ♪

292
00:11:10,484 --> 00:11:12,886
♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪

293
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:17,157
♪ Stars like diamonds
in your eyes ♪

294
00:11:20,261 --> 00:11:21,895
♪ The ground can be space ♪

295
00:11:21,929 --> 00:11:25,298
♪ Space, space,
space, space ♪

296
00:11:25,332 --> 00:11:32,205
♪ With feet marching
towards a peaceful sky ♪

297
00:11:32,239 --> 00:11:38,144
♪ All the moon men want
things their way ♪

298
00:11:38,179 --> 00:11:43,149
♪ But we make sure
they see the sun ♪

299
00:11:44,852 --> 00:11:50,623
♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪

300
00:11:50,658 --> 00:11:57,130
♪ You say goodbye,
moon men ♪

301
00:11:57,164 --> 00:11:58,998
♪ Goodbye ♪

302
00:11:59,033 --> 00:12:00,500
Shut the [bleep] up
about moon men!

303
00:12:00,534 --> 00:12:01,868
This isn't a musical number.

304
00:12:01,902 --> 00:12:03,636
This is a [bleep] operation.

305
00:12:03,671 --> 00:12:05,872
We got to be cool and [bleep]
lay low.

306
00:12:05,906 --> 00:12:08,641
[Clicks, computer chimes]

307
00:12:08,676 --> 00:12:10,510
[Laughing]
Duck, duck, birdie?

308
00:12:10,544 --> 00:12:11,578
[Laughs]

309
00:12:11,612 --> 00:12:13,780
That's very funny!

310
00:12:13,814 --> 00:12:15,381
Here comes another funny.

311
00:12:15,416 --> 00:12:16,516
[Clicks, computer chimes]

312
00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:18,351
[Laughs]

313
00:12:18,385 --> 00:12:19,919
Oh, this place is great.

314
00:12:19,954 --> 00:12:22,489
I almost wish I could stay
longer than one day.

315
00:12:22,523 --> 00:12:24,157
You just might.

316
00:12:24,191 --> 00:12:26,059
W-what do you mean?

317
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:29,562
These are the Jerrys whose Ricks
and Mortys never came back.

318
00:12:33,868 --> 00:12:35,502
They live here now.

319
00:12:35,536 --> 00:12:37,270
Uh.

320
00:12:37,304 --> 00:12:40,640
[Rock music plays]

321
00:12:40,674 --> 00:12:42,509
[Engine revs]

322
00:12:42,543 --> 00:12:43,943
[Tires screech]

323
00:12:46,947 --> 00:12:48,481
[Dramatic music plays]

324
00:12:48,516 --> 00:12:50,717
No gear-turnings as of yet in
the curious case

325
00:12:50,751 --> 00:12:52,919
of these unidentified
humanoid fugitives,

326
00:12:52,953 --> 00:12:55,722
reportedly at large somewhere
within the gear system.

327
00:12:55,756 --> 00:12:56,990
Son of a...

328
00:12:57,024 --> 00:12:58,992
Why were the gromflamites
holding you prisoner?

329
00:12:59,026 --> 00:13:00,794
What the [bleep] is so
valuable about you?

330
00:13:00,828 --> 00:13:03,062
I am no more valuable
than life itself.

331
00:13:03,097 --> 00:13:06,466
However, I am able to alter
the composition of atoms,

332
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,734
like this.

333
00:13:07,768 --> 00:13:09,035
[Electricity crackling]

334
00:13:09,069 --> 00:13:10,403
That was oxygen.

335
00:13:10,437 --> 00:13:12,572
I added 71 protons to it.

336
00:13:12,606 --> 00:13:15,241
Terrific.
The fart that pooped gold.

337
00:13:15,276 --> 00:13:17,744
No wonder every cop in the
system is looking for us.

338
00:13:17,778 --> 00:13:19,646
Any species that gets
ahold of this thing

339
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,080
is gonna use it to
take over the galaxy.

340
00:13:21,115 --> 00:13:23,449
You know how inconvenient
that's gonna be to my work?

341
00:13:23,484 --> 00:13:25,185
[Sirens wailing]

342
00:13:26,754 --> 00:13:28,922
Somebody dropped
the dime on us.

343
00:13:28,956 --> 00:13:29,689
Gearhead!

344
00:13:29,723 --> 00:13:30,924
I'm sorry, Rick.

345
00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:33,393
The reward on your
head is too high.

346
00:13:33,427 --> 00:13:34,661
And like you always say,

347
00:13:34,695 --> 00:13:36,763
you got to look out
for number one.

348
00:13:36,797 --> 00:13:39,833
Number one is me, asshole!
You're supposed to be my friend!

349
00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:42,535
Friend?! Do you even
know my real name?

350
00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:45,238
It's Revolio Clockberg Junior.

351
00:13:45,272 --> 00:13:48,341
I belong to an entire species
of gear people.

352
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:52,445
Calling me "gearhead" is like calling
a Chinese person "Asia face".

353
00:13:52,479 --> 00:13:54,380
No! Not twigs!
[Groans]

354
00:13:54,415 --> 00:13:57,450
[Muffled screaming]

355
00:13:57,484 --> 00:14:00,653
Two things I want to make
clear to everybody in this room

356
00:14:00,688 --> 00:14:03,356
never betray me,
and it's time to go.

357
00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:04,858
[Muffled screaming]

358
00:14:08,095 --> 00:14:08,928
Nobody move!

359
00:14:08,963 --> 00:14:10,463
[Muffled screaming]

360
00:14:10,497 --> 00:14:13,032
Oh, my god.
Are those...

361
00:14:15,336 --> 00:14:18,004
♪

362
00:14:23,711 --> 00:14:25,111
[Grunts]

363
00:14:32,119 --> 00:14:33,486
[Screams]

364
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,921
Hey, Morty, remember
when you said

365
00:14:34,955 --> 00:14:36,789
selling a gun was as bad as
pulling the trigger?

366
00:14:36,824 --> 00:14:38,258
How do you feel about all
these people

367
00:14:38,292 --> 00:14:40,560
that are getting killed today
because of your choices?

368
00:14:40,594 --> 00:14:41,995
I did the right thing, Rick!

369
00:14:42,029 --> 00:14:43,796
- Tell that to gearhead's gearsticles.
- You did that!

370
00:14:43,831 --> 00:14:46,399
Wrong! I'd be playing "Roy"
right now.

371
00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:48,902
At a certain point,
my hands are tied, Morty.

372
00:14:51,105 --> 00:14:51,938
[Sighs]

373
00:14:51,972 --> 00:14:53,539
I can't believe Rick did this.

374
00:14:53,574 --> 00:14:55,842
- This is the eighth to the last straw.
- Ante up.

375
00:14:55,876 --> 00:14:57,210
You know what?
Screw it!

376
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,379
I have a better
gamble for you guys.

377
00:14:59,413 --> 00:15:01,347
I say we escape.

378
00:15:01,382 --> 00:15:04,417
If you want to leave, you can
just go out the front door.

379
00:15:04,451 --> 00:15:06,653
You think we're kept here
against our will?

380
00:15:06,687 --> 00:15:08,154
That would be illegal.

381
00:15:08,188 --> 00:15:11,424
But if you can leave, then why
are you still here?

382
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,260
Same reason as you.

383
00:15:14,295 --> 00:15:15,762
We're Jerrys.

384
00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:18,798
I'm leaving.

385
00:15:18,832 --> 00:15:21,434
Okay, then.
That was always allowed.

386
00:15:21,468 --> 00:15:23,102
♪

387
00:15:27,841 --> 00:15:29,375
Morty, take the wheel!

388
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,477
Whoa!
Whoa!

389
00:15:31,512 --> 00:15:32,745
Geez!
Damn it, Morty!

390
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:33,913
Who taught you to
fly this thing?

391
00:15:33,948 --> 00:15:36,115
[Laughs] I'm kidding.
I know that's on me.

392
00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:38,017
Um, Rick!

393
00:15:38,052 --> 00:15:39,886
Shit.
Well, I guess this is it.

394
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,121
Morty, crack the window.

395
00:15:47,428 --> 00:15:50,997
I wonder why Greg is always so
critical of my girlfriend.

396
00:15:51,031 --> 00:15:53,633
Well, he'd probably like to
have me to himself.

397
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,101
That's how friends are.

398
00:15:55,135 --> 00:15:58,438
Or does he want herto himself?

399
00:15:58,472 --> 00:16:01,207
♪ The worlds can
be one together ♪

400
00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:04,210
♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪

401
00:16:04,244 --> 00:16:08,214
♪ Stars like diamonds
in your eyes ♪

402
00:16:08,248 --> 00:16:10,650
My life is a [bleep] joke!

403
00:16:10,684 --> 00:16:16,222
♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪

404
00:16:16,256 --> 00:16:22,862
♪ You say goodbye,
moon men ♪

405
00:16:22,896 --> 00:16:29,802
♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪

406
00:16:32,639 --> 00:16:34,574
All right.
Let's proceed.

407
00:16:34,608 --> 00:16:35,675
Damn.

408
00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:37,677
Can't blame that on the dog.

409
00:16:37,711 --> 00:16:39,112
Talk about silent but deadly.

410
00:16:39,146 --> 00:16:43,116
I-I've seen some nerve gas,
but that this gas got nerve!

411
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:44,684
[Laughs] You know
what I'm saying?

412
00:16:44,718 --> 00:16:46,152
- Are you done?
- I'll let you know, Morty.

413
00:16:46,186 --> 00:16:47,854
Gone with the wind!
Am I right?!

414
00:16:47,888 --> 00:16:49,389
If you don't like
that one, Morty,

415
00:16:49,423 --> 00:16:51,991
an alt on that could be, like,
if I said "gasablanca"!

416
00:16:52,026 --> 00:16:53,159
All right, I'm done.

417
00:16:53,193 --> 00:16:55,962
Let's get to the
Promethean Nebula,

418
00:16:55,996 --> 00:16:57,556
so my grandson can finish
saving a life!

419
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,314
[Trills]

420
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:10,319
- Glagga blag blag.
- Um, Earth, please?

421
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:12,955
[Growls]

422
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,690
Is this...
Do I pay?

423
00:17:14,725 --> 00:17:15,725
Agga blag blag blag!

424
00:17:15,759 --> 00:17:17,693
[Indistinct shouting]

425
00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:20,229
Oh, I'm sorry, sorry!

426
00:17:21,465 --> 00:17:23,966
Ohh.

427
00:17:24,468 --> 00:17:25,501
Hmm.

428
00:17:25,536 --> 00:17:26,569
Mm, hey.

429
00:17:26,603 --> 00:17:27,670
[Hisses]
Aah!

430
00:17:28,639 --> 00:17:30,072
Agga blag blag?

431
00:17:30,107 --> 00:17:31,240
Oh, uh, hey.
What?

432
00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:32,875
- Agga blag!
- Uh, what do you want?

433
00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:34,877
Agga blag blag ohh!

434
00:17:34,912 --> 00:17:35,945
Uh...

435
00:17:35,979 --> 00:17:38,114
[Speaking native language]

436
00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:40,349
[Whimpering]

437
00:17:41,818 --> 00:17:44,453
[Moaning]

438
00:17:44,488 --> 00:17:47,056
[Alarm blaring]

439
00:17:47,090 --> 00:17:49,592
[Wailing in distance]

440
00:17:49,626 --> 00:17:50,893
[Whimpers]

441
00:17:50,928 --> 00:17:53,663
[Shouting in alien language]

442
00:17:59,102 --> 00:18:02,371
Hey.
Are you the one that left?

443
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:04,974
I get it.

444
00:18:05,008 --> 00:18:07,944
It's a...
it's a hassle out there.

445
00:18:07,978 --> 00:18:09,612
Right?
And who needs that?

446
00:18:09,646 --> 00:18:10,913
- Right?
- Right?

447
00:18:10,948 --> 00:18:12,748
- Not me.
- Who needs that?

448
00:18:12,783 --> 00:18:13,749
Ho, ho!
Not us.

449
00:18:13,784 --> 00:18:15,151
Uh, who are you?

450
00:18:15,185 --> 00:18:17,720
Oh, excuse me.
Paul Fleischman.

451
00:18:17,754 --> 00:18:19,222
Infinite timelines.

452
00:18:19,256 --> 00:18:20,723
In some of them,
Beth remarries.

453
00:18:20,757 --> 00:18:21,791
- Geez.
- Don't worry.

454
00:18:21,825 --> 00:18:23,192
I treat Beth very well,

455
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,328
and I do not overstep my
bounds with Morty.

456
00:18:25,362 --> 00:18:28,164
Every kid needs a dad,
but there's no replacing you.

457
00:18:28,198 --> 00:18:29,732
Hey, you want to give us a
hand with this?

458
00:18:29,766 --> 00:18:31,534
We're trying to figure out how
to get the sound

459
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,603
coming through the stereo
instead of the TV.

460
00:18:33,637 --> 00:18:35,104
It's very difficult.

461
00:18:35,138 --> 00:18:37,273
Oh! Uh, well, is
there an aux input?

462
00:18:37,307 --> 00:18:39,475
We tried that, but there's two
different colors.

463
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,410
But there's two
different colors.

464
00:18:42,646 --> 00:18:44,247
[Growls]

465
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,285
The wormhole is 70 of what you
call "meters"

466
00:18:49,319 --> 00:18:51,520
what you call "north" of what
you call "here".

467
00:18:51,555 --> 00:18:54,590
Fine. Morty, take your fart to
his hole and say your goodbyes.

468
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:57,526
I'm gonna find some fuel and
take a big, fat Morty.

469
00:18:57,561 --> 00:19:00,529
That's my new word for shit
because of today's events.

470
00:19:00,564 --> 00:19:02,565
♪

471
00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:08,104
Here it is.

472
00:19:08,138 --> 00:19:10,673
This should take me
back to my kind.

473
00:19:10,707 --> 00:19:13,276
I'm gonna miss you, um, Fart.

474
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,111
I'm really sorry your name
became fart.

475
00:19:15,145 --> 00:19:17,480
- I will be back soon, Morty.
- Really?

476
00:19:17,514 --> 00:19:20,383
After I return to the others
with this location,

477
00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:22,652
we will be back for your
cleansing.

478
00:19:22,686 --> 00:19:24,253
Um, cleansing?

479
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,256
Carbon-based life is a threat
to all higher life.

480
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,458
To us, you are what you would
call a disease.

481
00:19:29,493 --> 00:19:31,460
Wherever we discover you,
we cure it.

482
00:19:31,495 --> 00:19:34,130
You said yourself that life
must be protected,

483
00:19:34,164 --> 00:19:35,731
even though sacrifice.

484
00:19:35,766 --> 00:19:38,200
You haven't changed your mind
about that.

485
00:19:38,235 --> 00:19:40,603
I can sense your thoughts.

486
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,605
Morty?

487
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:46,909
Um, before you go,
could you sing a

488
00:19:46,943 --> 00:19:48,110
c-could you sing for me again?

489
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,112
Yes, Morty.

490
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:53,115
♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪

491
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:56,419
♪ Diamond stars of
cosmic light ♪

492
00:19:56,453 --> 00:20:01,257
♪ Quasars shine through
endless night ♪

493
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:07,330
♪ And everything is
one in the beauty ♪

494
00:20:07,364 --> 00:20:10,499
♪ And now we say goodbye ♪

495
00:20:10,534 --> 00:20:12,468
Aah!

496
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:16,739
[Weakly]
Morty, why? Why?

497
00:20:16,773 --> 00:20:19,175
[Groaning]

498
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,547
Goodbye.

499
00:20:24,581 --> 00:20:27,116
So, did you guys make
out a little bit?

500
00:20:27,150 --> 00:20:28,818
Is he gonna send you
a postcard?

501
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:32,288
Man, that guy hit the lottery
when he crossed paths with you.

502
00:20:32,823 --> 00:20:34,990
Morty, I know I picked on your
core beliefs

503
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,292
and decision making
a lot today,

504
00:20:36,326 --> 00:20:38,994
but I am glad that you insisted
on getting that fart home.

505
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,363
You know, at least all the
death and destruction

506
00:20:40,397 --> 00:20:42,632
wasn't for nothing, you know?

507
00:20:42,766 --> 00:20:44,700
You miss your fart friend, huh?

508
00:20:44,735 --> 00:20:46,469
Well, I got a little surprise
for you, buddy.

509
00:20:46,503 --> 00:20:48,070
While you were gone,
I found a new wormhole

510
00:20:48,105 --> 00:20:50,172
with millions of beings just
like him on the other side,

511
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,474
and they're all
coming to visit.

512
00:20:51,508 --> 00:20:53,175
What?! Rick, no!
You can't!

513
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,276
Too late, Morty.
The hole's opening.

514
00:20:54,311 --> 00:20:55,711
No, Rick!
You don't understand.

515
00:20:55,746 --> 00:20:57,513
[Farts]

516
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:59,849
There's there's a lot more
where that came from, too.

517
00:21:02,319 --> 00:21:04,086
[Indistinct conversations]

518
00:21:04,121 --> 00:21:05,421
Hey, hey, bro, how many people

519
00:21:05,455 --> 00:21:07,390
was your Morty responsible for
killing today?

520
00:21:07,424 --> 00:21:09,492
None. We chilled at
Blips and Chitz all day.

521
00:21:09,526 --> 00:21:10,993
Ain't that right, homey?

522
00:21:11,027 --> 00:21:13,129
Darn right, bro!
"Roy" rules!

523
00:21:13,163 --> 00:21:14,663
[Laughter]

524
00:21:14,698 --> 00:21:15,564
Must be nice.

525
00:21:15,599 --> 00:21:18,067
Hey, Morty, there's our Jerry.

526
00:21:18,101 --> 00:21:21,003
Mm! I missed you.
Hey, Rick.

527
00:21:21,037 --> 00:21:22,371
Glad you're safe, Jerry.

528
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,306
- What do you say we go home?
- I'd like that.

529
00:21:24,341 --> 00:21:26,475
Hey, wait.
Uh, do you have 5126?

530
00:21:26,510 --> 00:21:29,111
Uh, I'm not sure.
Morty.

531
00:21:29,146 --> 00:21:30,813
Uh, that's a Blips and Chitz
ticket.

532
00:21:30,847 --> 00:21:32,815
- What?!
- [Scoffs] Way to go, Morty.

533
00:21:32,849 --> 00:21:34,216
Eh, whatever.

534
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,352
- Uh, w-wait. What?
- Uh, w-wait. What?

535
00:21:36,386 --> 00:21:38,254
All right.
Come on, Jerry.

536
00:21:38,288 --> 00:21:40,923
♪

537
00:21:40,947 --> 00:21:46,947
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www.addic7ed.com

538
00:22:08,885 --> 00:22:11,654
Are you tired of the same
daily droll?

539
00:22:11,688 --> 00:22:14,089
Well, get on over
to Blips and Chitz!

540
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:15,925
We got, uh, one game.

541
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,493
We got a whole bunch
of games here.

542
00:22:17,527 --> 00:22:21,397
You can we got chabos and flobos,
and you can shoot things!

543
00:22:21,431 --> 00:22:23,599
Get over here!
Play the games!

544
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:25,034
Uh, use your flerbos
to get tickets!

545
00:22:25,068 --> 00:22:27,269
"Roy 2" just got here.

546
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,939
Get over here at Jitz and
Chitz!

547
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:31,841
It's the coolest
place in the world.

548
00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:32,775
[Laughs]

549
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,777
Uh, I get to be in the
commercial!