1 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:04,800 So, Jessica, I heard you broke up with Brad. 2 00:00:04,830 --> 00:00:06,640 Who are you gonna date now that you can date anyone? 3 00:00:06,670 --> 00:00:07,800 I don't know. 4 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,670 I mean, obviously if someone special comes along... 5 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:13,240 B-But I mean really special, like, 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,640 nothing I've even remotely considered in the past. 7 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:18,150 Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. I want that kind of love like that docking kind of love. 8 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:21,380 Oh, yeah. Like, penis in the foreskin kind of love... 9 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:25,050 Mm-hmm. ...just, like, warm, just like... 10 00:00:25,090 --> 00:00:26,820 He- 11 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,990 Everybody fuck off. 12 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:32,330 Morty, I need your help. 13 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:34,260 W-W-W-We - We need to go on a quick adventure. 14 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:35,730 You said I could go to school today. 15 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,770 That was before I needed something, Morty. 16 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,900 There's a plasma shard in the Abadango Cluster. 17 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:42,510 A princess has it. If I get it, I'll be awesome. 18 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:45,210 We've been going non-stop, Rick. It's not healthy. 19 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,710 You know, these are my teenage years. 20 00:00:46,740 --> 00:00:48,510 I-I just found out Jessica's single. 21 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:51,680 Oh, that's - Wow, Morty. Wow. What an exciting life you lead. 22 00:00:51,710 --> 00:00:54,450 Let's go. In and out, 20 minutes adventure. 23 00:00:55,420 --> 00:00:57,420 They're on our tail! 24 00:00:57,450 --> 00:00:58,890 Steady, Morty. Five cetons. 25 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:06,060 Steady, God damn it! Two cetons. 26 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,800 Wha! 27 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,170 Fire! 28 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:18,040 Pull up, Morty, pull up! Pull up! 29 00:01:43,030 --> 00:01:46,640 Fuck 30 00:01:50,340 --> 00:01:51,610 Oh, FUCK! 31 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:52,780 Fuck 32 00:01:52,810 --> 00:01:55,240 Ahh! Ahh! 33 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,410 I can't fucking do this anymore! 34 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,920 That was seriously fucked up. We almost died. 35 00:01:59,950 --> 00:02:03,250 So you agree? Fuck yes! That w- T-This was insane! 36 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,590 That was pure luck. 37 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:07,020 I was not in control of that situation at all. 38 00:02:10,790 --> 00:02:12,930 Look at this, Morty. Look at my fucking hand. 39 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:16,170 Look at this shit. Why do you keep doing this to us?! 40 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,630 I don't know, Morty. 41 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:19,200 Maybe I hate myself, maybe I think I deserve to die. 42 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,940 I-I-I-I don't - I don't know! 43 00:02:24,070 --> 00:02:26,110 We need a vacation. 44 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:06,480 Isn't that something? You were right - 45 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,980 best day spa in the galaxy. 46 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,420 It's not even cruel, either. 47 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:10,850 These things are just doing what they do in the wild - 48 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,660 It loves swallowing stressed-out creatures 49 00:03:12,690 --> 00:03:14,320 for 20 minutes and then puking them up. 50 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,560 My whole body's like a baby's ass. 51 00:03:16,590 --> 00:03:18,730 Complimentary psychological detox? 52 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,360 Removes all your cognitive toxins, 53 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,730 purifies your system. 54 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,570 Oof, this guy on commission or something? 55 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,370 I don't think... Are you on commission? 56 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,000 We're not on commission. 57 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,070 We get paid by the hour. 58 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,200 There's no incentive really - 59 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,270 Oh, my God. Okay, listen - 60 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,570 W-W-W-We'll try the machine, 61 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:33,110 but - but I'd like you to try something. 62 00:03:33,140 --> 00:03:35,840 Try swallowing the giant ball of snot 63 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,680 that's dangling around in the back of your throat. 64 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:39,110 It's disgusting. 65 00:03:39,150 --> 00:03:40,450 Nobody wants to hear that. 66 00:03:41,950 --> 00:03:44,250 That's what you do. Okay, Rick, come on. Enough. 67 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,260 Man, did you hear me bite that guy's head off? 68 00:03:46,290 --> 00:03:47,860 Geez, I really need to chill. 69 00:03:47,890 --> 00:03:50,090 Maybe you should go through twice. 70 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:53,300 All right, mister comedy man, you don't have to bust my balls. You're not helping things. 71 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:57,200 Rick, is this thing supposed to be making this - 72 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,140 Morty! 73 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,640 - Ri-Rick... - Morty! 74 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:10,310 What happened? 75 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:12,780 We blew up, idiot! Are you really that stupid? 76 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,880 Obviously the guy I yelled at overloaded the machine. 77 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,220 It takes more than that to kill Rick and Morty, motherfucker! 78 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,620 But this might do it. 79 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:23,560 Run, Morty! E-Everything hurts! 80 00:04:23,590 --> 00:04:25,460 That's because you're worthless! 81 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:28,100 Jesus, how big was this explosion? 82 00:04:28,130 --> 00:04:29,730 I'm a genius. I don't have time for this shit. 83 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,770 W-W-We're in Hell, aren't we, Rick? 84 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,900 - You're so stupid, Morty. - You're an idiot. 85 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,740 There's no such thing as Hell. 86 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:37,910 I believe you, but I just want to die. 87 00:04:37,940 --> 00:04:40,810 You can die when I say so. I control you. 88 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:43,510 I control the universe! Why am I bragging about that? 89 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:44,910 I have nothing to prove. 90 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:47,050 I'm surrounded by inferior pieces of shit and... 91 00:04:48,950 --> 00:04:50,090 Toxins. 92 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,920 We're not in Hell, Morty. We're in the detoxifier. 93 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,090 The machine didn't blow up. It worked normally. 94 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,430 It removed our toxins. 95 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:57,930 We're the toxins. 96 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:58,930 Are you listening, 97 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,430 you stupid little garbage person?! 98 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:02,670 We're what got removed!! 99 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:07,470 I hope you both found that detox sufficiently relaxing. 100 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,940 Hey, man, listen - Those comments I made about your throat? 101 00:05:09,970 --> 00:05:11,370 It's all good. 102 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:13,180 It's nice of you to let me off the hook. 103 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:15,810 It's still unacceptable behavior, and I do regret it. 104 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,780 Believe me, man, I've been working here a long time. 105 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:18,880 I get it. 106 00:05:22,650 --> 00:05:24,290 Hey, uh, you mind if I put on some music? 107 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:25,790 Not at all. 108 00:05:25,820 --> 00:05:28,990 * Grab my terrifolds 109 00:05:29,020 --> 00:05:31,360 What is that? I just hit shuffle. 110 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:32,900 Are you kidding? 111 00:05:32,930 --> 00:05:35,030 - This universe. - Oh, excuse me. 112 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:37,000 We should listen to one random song a day, you know? 113 00:05:37,030 --> 00:05:38,830 We'd end up hearing more songs we didn't like, 114 00:05:38,870 --> 00:05:40,540 but we'd discover a lot more that we did. 115 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:41,870 That is an interesting concept. 116 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:43,340 You know, it makes me wonder 117 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:44,810 if there's an algorithmic expression 118 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,380 that could achieve the ideal ratio. 119 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:47,710 Listen to me - 120 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:50,510 trying to calculate happiness over here. 121 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:52,010 Hoo, if anyone could, Rick. 122 00:05:52,050 --> 00:05:53,980 Hey, here's something no science could measure - 123 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,350 I'm real proud to be your grandpa, Morty. 124 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,320 Thanks, Rick. I love you. 125 00:05:58,350 --> 00:06:00,820 Yeah, motherfucker! Yeah! Get it! Get some! 126 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,990 Right up your fucking bitch ass, you fuck! 127 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,930 Guess who just discovered a new element?! 128 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,700 You think you could do that, Morty? 129 00:06:06,730 --> 00:06:09,500 You think anyone but me could do that ever in a billion years? 130 00:06:09,530 --> 00:06:11,530 Do you think if God existed he could do it? 131 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:12,700 The answer is no. 132 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,540 If God exists, it's fucking me. 133 00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:16,510 Yes, Rick. I-I agree, Rick. 134 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:19,240 While you were flapping your parasitic turd holster, 135 00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:22,010 I discovered the toxic equivalent of electricity, Morty. 136 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,550 What do you think about that? 137 00:06:23,580 --> 00:06:25,550 Uh...I th- I think my voice is annoying. 138 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:27,350 It is, and it's your best quality. 139 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:28,750 So true. 140 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:31,550 Now, who can tell me the common denominator 141 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:32,920 of these two factions? 142 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,020 You don't know or y'all just bored? 143 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:37,290 Hey, listen, you know, wha- if we're all bored over here, 144 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:39,600 wouldn't the common denominator be you? 145 00:06:39,630 --> 00:06:42,030 Damn, Morty. That's hilarious. 146 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:44,470 Normally I would come down on any kind of disruption, 147 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,070 but it seems to represent a positive change 148 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:47,100 for your character. 149 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,900 Class dismissed! 150 00:06:48,940 --> 00:06:50,710 -Awesome, Morty! -You done good, Morty. 151 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:52,040 Oh, yeah! 152 00:06:52,070 --> 00:06:53,640 Thanks for the advice, Morty. You got it. 153 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,310 I did it, Morty! I knew you could. 154 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:56,550 Hey, Morty, remember yesterday 155 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:58,110 when I couldn't play the trombone? 156 00:06:58,150 --> 00:06:59,550 Well, check this out! 157 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:02,720 Just like I told you, Mitch - 158 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:04,250 The music was in your heart the whole time. 159 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:08,220 Stupid hat - Wish I had the courage to just be myself. 160 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:09,990 There you are. 161 00:07:11,990 --> 00:07:13,900 You might have all these idiots fooled, 162 00:07:13,930 --> 00:07:16,570 but I know you're still the same pathetic loser 163 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,470 hiding behind a confident facade. 164 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,140 I know that because... 165 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:22,610 I'm doing the same thing, brother. 166 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,410 I'm not alone anymore! 167 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:28,580 Hey, Morty. Word around school is you've become super healthy. 168 00:07:28,610 --> 00:07:30,010 I don't know about all that. 169 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,980 I do, however, know that I have a pretty bad case of 170 00:07:32,010 --> 00:07:34,420 haven't taken you to dinner-itis. 171 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:35,750 Might be fatal. 172 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:37,650 Hey, kids. Uh, hope I'm not interrupting. 173 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,290 Morty, a moment of your time? 174 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:40,490 Happy to help, Rick. 175 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:41,990 I hate to bug you with this, 176 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:44,030 but after our morning hike I started receiving very faint, 177 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:46,660 highly unusual transmissions on my sub ether phone. 178 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,760 Listen. 179 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,840 It's a bad phone. Chuck it. 180 00:07:53,870 --> 00:07:55,940 I downgraded to a clamshell for emergencies only. 181 00:07:55,970 --> 00:07:57,610 You know, if - if - if something's worth saying, 182 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:58,840 i-it's worth eye contact. 183 00:07:58,870 --> 00:08:00,810 Uh, I-I-I traced the source of the call 184 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,610 back to the spa we went to, Morty. 185 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,110 I thought I could hear a voice in there, 186 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:07,180 so I enhanced it, a-and listen. 187 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,220 Hey, asshole! Oh, man! 188 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:11,120 Remember us? Oh, I don't like confrontation! 189 00:08:11,150 --> 00:08:12,990 You fucked us, you pieces of garbage! 190 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:15,360 That's right, you're fucking garbage, not us. 191 00:08:15,390 --> 00:08:16,690 I'm a fucking genius and a god. 192 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,230 You really think this thing can hold me? 193 00:08:18,260 --> 00:08:20,160 I'm gonna rip your throat - 194 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,800 Morty, what if the toxic parts of us have their own identities, 195 00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:24,070 their own will to live? 196 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:25,800 W-What if mine shares my intelligence 197 00:08:25,830 --> 00:08:27,670 and devised a way to reach out to us? 198 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:28,870 Sounds like he's in a lot of pain. 199 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,040 Lot. O. Pain. 200 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:33,010 But, you know, you shouldn't have to deal with that, man. 201 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,510 You know, l-let's work off your trauma 202 00:08:34,540 --> 00:08:35,640 with some urban spin yoga. 203 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,310 It's amazing. You do yoga on a bike, 204 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,750 but you have an at-risk preteen - 205 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:40,650 I don't think I can just blow this off, Morty. 206 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:43,490 If I had known it worked this way, I wouldn't have detoxed. 207 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:45,390 Well, I would have because I was toxic. 208 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:48,660 Now I'm detoxed and I'm accountable to my toxins, right? 209 00:08:48,690 --> 00:08:51,660 I-It's a dilemma. I think I know what to do. 210 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:53,430 Morty! Rick! 211 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:56,000 You know, the only problem here is a big fat brain 212 00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:58,170 that misses eating all them big fat problems. 213 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:01,000 Focus on the good thing. Trust me, things are good. 214 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,910 Taking that away from me... 215 00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:04,670 ...that wouldn't be healthy. 216 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,580 Oh, man. World's Greatest Grandpa, for reals. 217 00:09:10,610 --> 00:09:12,350 It's not just a coffee cup for you, bud. 218 00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:13,780 You're legit. 219 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:20,190 I love drums. I never took drum lessons. 220 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:23,130 Why? Limitations. We are addicted to our own limitations. 221 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,130 How amazing is that? 222 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,530 Is the kale prepared in the kitchen? 223 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:26,960 I'll have a water. Uh... 224 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,630 How is the... "cru-dite?" 225 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,970 Crudité. It's a cup of carrot sticks. 226 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,040 Ha! It's okay! Pronounce it however you want. 227 00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:35,940 Words are just things. Please. Thank you. 228 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:37,370 We're having a conversation. 229 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,540 God, I am so excited to finally have dinner with you. 230 00:09:39,570 --> 00:09:41,410 You know how long I've been waiting for this? 231 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,650 It's like, whew! 232 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,210 I-I-I wish you'd shut up, though. 233 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,210 Just kidding. You know, you're so quiet. What's wrong? 234 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:47,780 W-Why don't you tell me about yourself? 235 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,280 What's the atmosphere like on planet Jessica? 236 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,790 Where's the equator, what are the vacations, 237 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:53,290 a-and the holidays? 238 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,390 I mean, you know, are they the same time? 239 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:58,060 Talk to me. Well...I... like this restaurant. 240 00:09:58,090 --> 00:10:01,330 Holy shit! Holy shit! We have a moron over here! 241 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,730 I'm an idiot. 242 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,000 I can't believe I haven't thought of this. 243 00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:05,800 You have to do this detox thing I did. 244 00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:07,600 It's an alien spa, you go through it, 245 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,670 fwoos-s-s-ssh, 246 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,740 lasers, bwaa-bwaa-bwaa... 247 00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:13,180 ...sucks everything out. 248 00:10:13,210 --> 00:10:14,980 Everything that was holding me back, everything bad, 249 00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:16,580 I mean, it just... 250 00:10:16,610 --> 00:10:18,080 Right? 251 00:10:18,110 --> 00:10:20,080 Cooooool. 252 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,320 Oh, my God! I can't believe this. 253 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:24,290 Yeah, phones are awful, I downgraded to - 254 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,950 I totally forgot my... 255 00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:29,360 I have a...thing, and... 256 00:10:29,390 --> 00:10:31,960 Things are good. You know what? Why am I doing that? 257 00:10:31,990 --> 00:10:33,360 That's more rude than the truth. 258 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,660 Look, I'm sorry, Morty. I just don't think - 259 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:39,100 Do not. Even. You have no need to explain. 260 00:10:39,130 --> 00:10:41,440 It's all good. I think you'd get bored with me. 261 00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:43,640 E-Exactly. Look, the sparks aren't flying. 262 00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:45,270 This is what dating is for, you know? 263 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:47,210 First date, no sparks. 264 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,680 No damage, no worries. Life is a highway. 265 00:10:49,710 --> 00:10:51,450 We're gonna ride it all night lonnngg! 266 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,320 Gonna eat some "crudite." Mmm! 267 00:10:53,350 --> 00:10:56,120 Is this organic? Mmm. All right. 268 00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:57,850 You know, the evening continues. 269 00:10:57,890 --> 00:10:59,990 Okay, here we go. 270 00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:02,320 Ma'am, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. 271 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,030 Your money's no good here. 272 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,530 I'll - I'll get the next round, sir. 273 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:08,160 Aren't you a child? Only in the ways that matter. 274 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,300 Morty. Stacy. 275 00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:11,800 I've been watching you drink, Stacy. 276 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:13,200 I get the feeling you've got a hard job. 277 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,070 I wonder what it takes to please you. 278 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,210 That's the job I want - part time, full time, 279 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,040 I want to be good at it, bad at it, 280 00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:22,010 I want to get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, 281 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,310 workplace accident - I'm on my knees, Stacy - 282 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,150 praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. 283 00:11:27,180 --> 00:11:30,650 What do you think about that? 284 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,890 Okay. fuck it. 285 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,190 Tink. 286 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:36,260 Mm! 287 00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:38,490 Let's ask my grandpa. He's a scientist. 288 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:41,700 Hey, Rick, are you familiar with "benoi" technology? 289 00:11:41,730 --> 00:11:43,000 Morty, great news. 290 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:44,230 I went back to the spa and they let me purchase 291 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,000 the containment unit from their detoxifier. 292 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:48,000 Why? Because we're coming home, bitch! 293 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:51,170 What is this? This is the parts of your pussy grandpa that keep it real. 294 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,410 Oh - oh, and I think you dropped something, too! 295 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,510 I don't want to be on camera. 296 00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:55,940 I'm ugly and gross, please. 297 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:57,850 Should I go? You're your own person, Stacy. 298 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:58,880 Then I'd like to stay. 299 00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:00,380 Rick, please tell me 300 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,280 you're not trying to put that stuff back inside of us. 301 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,720 Morty, I'm sorry. That stuff is alive and it belongs with us. 302 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:07,090 We yanked them from their homes and locked them in a can. 303 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,620 Motherfucker! 304 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,030 See? They're living in pain. 305 00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:11,890 That's what they do, Rick, they live in pain. 306 00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:13,560 They are pain, you know? 307 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,300 They - they're all the bad parts of us, which, by the way, 308 00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:16,770 includes our dishonesty, 309 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,700 so how do you know this isn't all some sort of crazy trick? 310 00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:21,640 Oh, so now because I'm made entirely of toxins I'm also a liar? 311 00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:23,270 Fuck you, you little sociopath. 312 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,440 You hear this, Morty? Oh, everybody hates me. I can tell. 313 00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:27,040 Y-You all hate me - All right, shut up, Morty. 314 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,610 Healthy Rick, are we doing this or what? 315 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,310 Yep. Sorry, Morty. I need you to step into the booth. 316 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,550 Don't negotiate with that little turd, dummy. 317 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:34,120 You're the Rick. You need to show dominance. 318 00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:37,650 Morty, booth, now. Booth! 319 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,220 Come on, Morty. Don't touch me! 320 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:41,720 Morty, do the healthy thing and voluntarily retoxify yourself. 321 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,990 Nooooo! 322 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,460 Is it wrong if I think this is kind of hot? 323 00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:46,490 Let me out of here! Stacy, help! Open the door! 324 00:12:46,530 --> 00:12:48,330 I need to hear our safe word, Morty. 325 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,230 Sea Cucumber! Sea Cucumber! 326 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,400 What are you doing? I'll do anything for you, Morty. 327 00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:54,000 No! 328 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:59,010 It worked! Yes! That idiot believed every word. 329 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,140 Now let's see how he enjoys living in that shit tank. 330 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,910 He's right behind me, isn't he? 331 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,910 He's in front of you. Oh. My eyes are still adjusting. 332 00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:07,780 Uh, is this like a sex dungeon? 333 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:10,020 I guess I should've been paying attention. 334 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,020 After 70 years of being bottled up 335 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,420 inside a sentimental jackass, 336 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,260 I finally get to live my own life. 337 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:19,190 You said we were merging. I lied, dumbass! I lie about everything! 338 00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:21,530 Why would I ever re-merge with a pussy like you? 339 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,430 So...you were just gonna trap us in that tank? 340 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,700 T-That was your plan? Not wa motherfucker - still is. 341 00:13:26,730 --> 00:13:28,300 Kill him, Rick! 342 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:29,670 I don't like this! This is scary! 343 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:30,770 All right, you asked for it. 344 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,370 Did I ask for this? 345 00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:34,980 Did I ask for this? Huh? Did I? 346 00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:37,050 Assessing threat to groin. 347 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,310 Groin System 6000. Kill him! 348 00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:42,220 That...is my groin's user. 349 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,720 Believe me, I got a lot more use out of that thing 350 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,020 than he ever did. 351 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:47,560 You know what? Not my table. 352 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:55,400 You do know me. 353 00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:56,730 What the hell, Grandpa Rick? 354 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,170 Fuck you, Summer! Sorry, Summer! 355 00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:01,570 Okay, okay, take it easy. Don't do it. 356 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:03,810 I love you. Good boy. 357 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:04,910 Daddy's little boy. 358 00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:06,340 Summer, get out of here! Go! 359 00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:07,410 Oh, who's that? 360 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,910 Who's that over there? 361 00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:11,680 Oh, no. You see the bad man in front of you? 362 00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:12,980 You're a good little boy, you're gonna get him. 363 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,850 You're gonna get him. 364 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,520 Ahh! 365 00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:19,450 Son of a... 366 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,530 Ahh! 367 00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:31,100 Nice try, asshole. 368 00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:32,770 We can resolve our issues. 369 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,670 We don't need to resort to over-the-top - 370 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,540 Aah! 371 00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:39,270 I-I did it, Rick. I got the tank! 372 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:41,110 I-I'm a piece of shit, but I got the tank! 373 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:42,950 You're going in that tank, motherfucker. 374 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:44,610 You're gonna live in that toxic shit wasteland 375 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:45,610 like I had to do! 376 00:14:45,650 --> 00:14:47,020 Ahh! Ow! 377 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,620 That's right, motherfucker You're going in that fucking - 378 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,790 Dads? 379 00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,290 Okay, just - just leave her out of it. 380 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,630 What's going on? 381 00:14:58,660 --> 00:15:00,130 All right, fuck this. Time for plan B - 382 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,800 If I can't trap you in a toxic world, 383 00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:06,070 I'll just make the whole world toxic. 384 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,440 It's okay, girls. 385 00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:09,640 I-I'm so sorry I put us in danger with some of my behavior. 386 00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:12,110 I-If you'd like I can go out in the g-garden, 387 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:14,740 pick some fresh basil, and make us a nice Scallopini. 388 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,480 What did the booger version of you mean 389 00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:19,210 when he said he was going to make the whole world toxic? 390 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:22,280 Believe me, sweetie, that man's motivations are a mystery. 391 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,220 Screw that, Rick. We got to stop him. 392 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,650 What's the last thing you'd think about doing with that tank thing? 393 00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:28,660 Morty, I appreciate what you're trying to do, 394 00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,290 but it's not our place, you know, 395 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,590 to pick and choose which world gets saved from what apocalypse. 396 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:35,500 Our - our toxins have as much a right to their worldview as - 397 00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:37,800 Morty, how is it healthy to slap me? 398 00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:39,070 Obviously my version of health 399 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,800 is a hell of a lot different from yours, 400 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,070 you useless old turd. 401 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,340 Wait. That's it. 402 00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:45,140 How could that detox machine know the difference 403 00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:48,240 between healthy and sick for everything that goes through it? 404 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,680 It can't. 405 00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:51,580 It must be by the individual's own definition of toxicity. 406 00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:53,180 That means... 407 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,180 Dad! What the - What the hell, Rick? 408 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:56,180 I'll explain on the way. 409 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,820 This "Moon Tower," Morty, 410 00:15:57,850 --> 00:15:59,950 is the perfect height and metallic composition 411 00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:02,090 for the amplification and beaming of toxic energies. 412 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,460 What do you think about that, Morty? 413 00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:04,960 Are you excited about that, Morty? 414 00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:07,830 Oh, man. I'm just freaked out. I-It's too high up here. 415 00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:09,300 Once I flip this switch, 416 00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:11,700 the entire world is gonna be just as toxic as us, baby. 417 00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,640 As we praise our loving Father - 418 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,680 God is a lie! We made him up for money! 419 00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:31,120 Santa Claus isn't real. 420 00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:33,890 You were all mistakes! 421 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,660 We fucking did it, Morty. 422 00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:38,030 Put your fucking hands in the air. 423 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:39,630 Yeah, you little piece of shit. 424 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:41,500 Remember me? 425 00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:44,170 Didn't you learn last time that you can't beat me? 426 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,070 Yeah, I did. And then I learned something else. 427 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,840 - This. - Ahh!! 428 00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:50,240 That bullet is laced with an encrypted nanobotic virus 429 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,970 that will disintegrate your Morty in about, ah, 20 minutes. 430 00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:54,180 You think I give a shit? 431 00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:55,740 I know you give a shit, dummy. 432 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:56,880 Because I know I don't. 433 00:16:56,910 --> 00:16:58,250 Here's another thing I know - 434 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,010 the decryption key that neutralizes the virus. 435 00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:01,380 You want it? Come and get it. 436 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,150 Merge with me and you'll know how to save him. 437 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,850 Pfft. Come on, man. I've been trapped 438 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,590 in your pussy brain for 70 years of delusions, 439 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:09,590 but this is the all-time weakest bluff that I've ever - 440 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,530 Ow-Ohh!! Jesus Christ! What are you doing?! 441 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,430 He's cutting your time in half. 10 minutes. Ohh! It hurts! 442 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:14,930 What is your problem? 443 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,770 Oh, I had all my problems removed - my entitlement, 444 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,770 my narcissism, my crippling loneliness, 445 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,270 my irrational attachments. 446 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,410 They must be somewhere. They ain't over here, bro. 447 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:24,770 I'm not going back in there! 448 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,410 Honestly, I don't care either way. 449 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,840 I hate having you in me. 450 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,180 And when I say "honestly" you can believe it, 451 00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:30,950 because we both know I'm too healthy to lie. 452 00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:32,450 Watch. 453 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,420 All right! Knock it off! You're not impressing anyone. 454 00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:36,450 Morty, not that I give a shit, but are you okay? 455 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,450 Jesus Christ, it hurts. Relax, quit your bitching. 456 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,720 Y-You're gonna be fine. Grandpa's here. 457 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,260 You think that's funny? 458 00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:44,290 Y-You got to have a sense of humor about these things. 459 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:45,730 Oh, wait, you can't. 460 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,760 You're literally incapable of seeing the bigger picture. 461 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,360 I guess it's just funny because you've never done 462 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,130 anything but complain about me being in charge, 463 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,900 but if I ever gave you the wheel we'd be dead in five minutes. 464 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,600 -Rick? -You poor, dumb, sick animal. 465 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,640 Rick? 466 00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:59,810 Ahh! Just do it! 467 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,740 Just do it, you piece of - 468 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:06,580 I'm back, baby! Regular Rick! Master of both worlds! 469 00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:07,880 Check it it out! 470 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,420 "Excuse me." 471 00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:11,990 Now we'll just reverse this hacky toxicity beam. 472 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,820 Man, I really over think shit when I'm angry. 473 00:18:16,690 --> 00:18:19,160 Oh, give it to me. 474 00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:21,560 Mm, ma-mah. 475 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,430 God is not a lie. 476 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,640 Mommy! Mommy! 477 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,840 Ha! All right, Morty, 478 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,680 now it's time we re-merge your little ass. 479 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:39,010 You're a better man than me, Rick. 480 00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:40,350 I'm healthy enough to admit that! 481 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:43,020 That kid is a real piece of shit. 482 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:44,120 Y-Y-You're gonna save me, right? 483 00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:46,290 Part of me wanted to, Toxic Morty. 484 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,620 Part of me really wanted to. 485 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,760 I'm telling you, these shares are hot. Yeah. 486 00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:55,030 That sounds like a good idea. It's definitely a good idea. 487 00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:57,530 Duane, Duane, Duane, I get it, now can you get me? 488 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,030 Have I ever lied to you? 489 00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:02,470 That's right, and ask around, I never do, Duane. 490 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,870 Let me put this real simple. 491 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,210 This stock is a beautiful redhead, recently single, 492 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,540 not looking to date but ready to fall in love, 493 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:11,610 and fate has put her locker two down from yours, Duane - 494 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,350 two lockers down. 495 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,380 So step up or step off, Duane. 496 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,250 Blue pill or red pill, what'll be, bro? 497 00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:21,860 Totally understand, Duane. 498 00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:23,530 You're the boss. 499 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,960 Heinholz Biotech - 500 00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:26,890 million and a half at thirty-three. 501 00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:28,860 Heh. 502 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,900 You little fucking monster. 503 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,500 Mmm! Is this organic? 504 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,040 Mmm! 505 00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:40,680 Go for Morty. 506 00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:42,510 Hi, Morty. It's Jessica. 507 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:44,680 Look, can we just talk for a minute? 508 00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:47,080 Is that how long it takes for Rick to trace my location? 509 00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:49,480 Come back, Morty. I miss you. 510 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:50,520 You miss the old me. 511 00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:51,850 You miss someone that loved you so much 512 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:53,150 you never had to love 'em back. 513 00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:54,760 How do you know I don't want to love you? 514 00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:57,090 Because I'm not sick. Ex-girlfriend? 515 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,660 Should I be jealous? There's nothing to be jealous of. 516 00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:02,030 I just realized that I'm scheduled to speak at that fundraiser 517 00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,600 on our date night. 518 00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:06,730 I can cancel. We'll be together. That's a date. 519 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,440 You are the perfect man. 520 00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:11,110 Oh, sweetie, I think you hit the wrong button. 521 00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:12,410 You didn't hang up. 522 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,610 Huh. How 'bout that? 523 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:21,120 Sorry, tiny American Psycho, 524 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:23,290 time to take the opposite of your medicine. 525 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,290 Do what you got to do. 526 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:29,220 Oh! Ow! Ahh! 527 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,130 So, how do you feel, Morty? 528 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,760 Ah, geez. I'm miserable. Am I good or what? 529 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,100 I guess it's worth it, though, to know how much you care. 530 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:38,800 Care? Me? Morty, I'm fine with you. 531 00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:40,640 I only did this for him. You lying bitch. 532 00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:43,270 She kept coming to our house, Morty, and kept asking me 533 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,440 "Did - did - d-did you get a new Morty yet?" 534 00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:47,480 Because you kept drunk dialing me and crying about it. 535 00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:48,710 I wasn't crying! 536 00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:50,040 Jacquelyn, I - 537 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,750 I-I-I wasn't who I said I was. 538 00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:54,220 You weren't a 14-year-old boy from the Midwest 539 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,420 who ran away from his family and capitalized 540 00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:59,120 on his lack of conscience by becoming a stock broker? 541 00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:01,320 Oh. I guess I was pretty up front about that, wasn't I? 542 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,090 You were up front about everything. 543 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,290 You were my soul mate. 544 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:08,100 Well... N- Not anymore. I'll, um... 545 00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:09,500 Y-You can keep the apartment, 546 00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:11,630 and - and - and, uh...the drones. 547 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:12,830 She can't keep the drones. 548 00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:14,100 They turn into a little Voltron robot. 549 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,170 They're awesome. 550 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,510 You can't keep the drones. 551 00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:21,580 So, how was your date with Brad? 552 00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:23,650 It wasn't a date. We were just having lunch. 553 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,450 You guys are getting back together, aren't you? 554 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:26,850 Morty, I need your help on an adventure. 555 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,280 Eh, "need" is a strong word. 556 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,350 We need door stops, but a brick would work, too. 557 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,520 Okay. 558 00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:34,860 Morty. 559 00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:36,560 Good to have you back. 560 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,530 Have you ever been peed on before? 561 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:42,360 Oh, my God. Yum. 562 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,770 ♪ Hey, did you ever want to hold a terrifold? ♪ 563 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,670 ♪ I got one right here ♪ 564 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:48,970 ♪ Grab my terri-flap ♪ 565 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,140 ♪ Squeeze it ♪ 566 00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:51,370 ♪ Grab it, squeeze it ♪ 567 00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:52,640 ♪ Tug on my terri-flap ♪ 568 00:21:52,670 --> 00:21:55,110 ♪ Hey, I want to take you to ♪ 569 00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:56,710 ♪ The terrifold dance ♪ 570 00:21:56,740 --> 00:21:59,850 ♪ Wanna come with me? You can grab my holdie-folds ♪ 571 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,850 ♪ Squeeze 'em tight ♪ 572 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,220 ♪ You son of a bitch ♪ 573 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:05,490 ♪ Suck my holdie-flappy folds ♪ 574 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,990 ♪ Lick my flappy foldie-holes ♪ 575 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:10,560 ♪ My terri-flaps in your mouth ♪ 576 00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:13,290 ♪ Suck my flaps, you piece of shit ♪ 577 00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:15,860 ♪ Whoo ♪ 578 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:18,570 Although only a handful of moon towers remain today, 579 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,400 they were popular in the late 19th century. 580 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,910 An entire town could be illuminated by... 581 00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:25,410 What the hell is this? 582 00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:28,810 Sea Cucumber! 583 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,210 Sea Cucumber!!