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News Anchor:
In local news, child murderer
Joseph Eli Lipnip
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is scheduled to die tomorrow
by lethal injection,
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his execution already drawing
dozens more spectators
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than the death of TV news.
Carla?
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Carla Johnson: The man
that once ate his own son...
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Wow. He's really getting
executed after all this time.
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You know the son
that he ate was --
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Your best friend --
Tommy.
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We know.
Stop true-crime bragging.
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I was traumatized,
Summer.
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Okay, your generation
wouldn't get that.
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Bitch, my generation
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gets traumatized
for breakfast.
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It took years of therapy
to even process the reality.
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I mean,
when I was a kid,
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I just told myself
that Tommy had gotten lost
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in the magical realm
of Froopyland.
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"Froopyland?"
My make-believe world.
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I know the name's stupid,
but it was so real to me.
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Aren't you guys supposed
to be at your father's
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for custody weekend?
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We're not in a hurry.
Dad sleeps until sundown.
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Can we talk a little bit more
about this Froopy--
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[ Zap, bloop ]
Summer:
Not the bubble gun!
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There's no air --
[ Zap, bloop ]
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I gotta say, I am warming up
to the bubble gun.
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You know, if you're so great
at naming things,
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why don't you do it
from now on?
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-What?
-Froopyland.
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Was it my best work?
I don't know.
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Does it deserve
to be shit on creatively?
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Yeah, that's right.
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I agree with your look
of horrified realization.
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You can be very inconsiderate
sometimes.
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[ Rattling ]
[ Grunting ]
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Here it is.
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You know, I collapsed
a quantum tesseract to --
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Dad, I don't care
how you made it.
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I want to know if Tommy's
still in there!
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Relax, Beth.
[ Jingling, crackling ]
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If he is,
we'll find him.
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He'll be the only
sun-bleached skeleton
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with non-imaginary DNA.
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♪
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♪
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Synced by ElectricBump
www.addic7ed.com
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Tommy!
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Tommy!
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This is a nightmare.
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I can't believe
you used to lock me up
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in this glorified
chicken coop.
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Chicken coop?
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Those are procedurally
generated clouds, Beth.
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That river is a rainbow.
Literally.
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Come on, I-I-I put real
elbow grease into this place.
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Well, you're supposed to put
elbow grease into your daughter!
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Gross.
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Do you think something ate him?
Nope.
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Froopyland creatures
were designed to be harmless.
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He definitely
just starved to death.
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I could have been the one
who starved to death in here.
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What if
I'd gotten hurt?
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God, you're right.
I'm a terrible dad.
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Well,
nothing to live for.
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Goodbye, cruel world!
Dad!
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[ Thump ]
Oh, how do you like that?
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What kind of merciless creator
makes the ground bouncy?
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I'm gonna have
to drown myself.
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[ Thump ]
Unh!
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Oh, no.
Oh, the water's breathable?
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Who went and did that?
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Oh, whatever.
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Yeah, whatever.
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A dad makes a toilet
look like R2-D2,
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and it breaks the front page
of Reddit,
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but I'm Charles Manson
because I gave you
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your own world
instead of an iPad.
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I think the words you're
looking for are -- Aah!
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[ Screeches ]
Holy [bleep]
[Bleep] This thing has claws!
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Yeah, I get it.
It's a childproof world.
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No, no, seriously,
this hurts really bad!
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This thing is sinking
razor-sharp claws in --
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Aah!
[Bleep]
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You've made your point,
Dad.
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Dad?
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[ Pop, pop ]
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Ugh!
[ Both panting ]
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Whose idea was this stupid
custody weekend thing?
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I think it's supposed to help
prevent abandonment issues.
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I want
to be abandoned.
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Yeah, I'm talking about Dad.
[ Door opens ]
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Bienvenue a la
Chez Divorced Dad.
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Wow, Dad.
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Your place looks way less
like a crackhouse.
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It's actually clean,
like a cocaine house.
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Dad,
what's going on?
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I'm simply centered,
activated --
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[ Glass clinks ]
[ Warble ]
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And telekinetic?
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Pretty cool,
huh?
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Check it out.
Who wants a smoothie?
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[ Rattle ]
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[ Blender whirring ]
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Oh -- Oh, no.
Uh, oh, God.
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Summer -- Summer,
can you --
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-Aah!
-Sorry.
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[ Warble ]
You have much to learn,
my Uloo.
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Morty, Summer,
this is Kiara.
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She's a Krootabulan
warrior priestess
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from Krootabulon.
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I-I know where Krootabulans
are from, Dad.
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Uh, Chaimuntolo.
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Chaimuntolo,
younglings.
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Hymen...cholo.
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Your father's mind
holds love for you.
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I am humbled to meet
in physicality.
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Dad, are you --
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In love with a badass,
sexy alien lady?
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Ha, ha, I don't know, Summer.
You tell me.
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I wasn't going to ask
if you were in love
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since you barely
know her.
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Summer.
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Kiara and I met on that
interstellar dating service
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Rick was
always suggesting
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when your mom and I
were together.
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And things just
kind of clicked.
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We must move!
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Our reservation
is at 7:00.
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[ Whoosh ]
I hate
to see her leave,
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but I love to watch
her phase shift away.
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I'm sure you noticed
what she has three of,
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but guess what
she has two of?
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[ Screeches ]
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Oof!
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All right,
knock it off!
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Listen, I've been
giving you a pass
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because I'm charmed
that life finds a way, but --
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Aah!
All right, you know what?
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[ Ray gun fires ]
Ouch!
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Oh!
Unh!
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Ouch!
God!
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[ Sizzling ]
Aah!
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Agh!
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[ Arm clicks ]
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Oh, Dad, this place
is the safest.
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Best dad ever.
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Can't you just say,
"I admit it, I screwed up"?
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Uh, what would be
the point of that?
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[ Chuckling ]
You can't do it, can you?
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You can't just
[bleep] apologize.
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Okay, okay,
Beth, I'm sorry...
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you think you deserve
an apology.
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[ Screeches ]
Hey,
don't look at me.
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You let your kid roll around
on the floor of a target,
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it's gonna
get stepped on.
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[ Screeches ]
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[ Whir, zap ]
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Huh. Well, here's the problem
right here.
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We've got a bunch of
Froopyland procedural carbons
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all gummed up and mixed in
with real human DNA.
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Are you saying
Tommy survived here
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by having sex
with Froopy creatures,
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creating Froopy-human
hybrid offspring,
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and then consuming
their proteins,
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sustaining himself with
an endless cycle of
cannibalistic incest?
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It's just
a working theory.
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Of course,
if that's the case,
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I expect he'd be worshiped
as a kind of god
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by a medieval-level
society
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of his least-delicious
children.
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Halt!
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You are now prisoners
of our exalted ruler,
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giver and taker
of life,
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helper and consumer
of mortality,
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dispenser of life --
Yes,
if I could interrupt?
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We're way ahead
of the reveal here.
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Yeah, just take us
to King Tommy.
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I thought
warrior priestesses
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could only leave Krootabulon
on a hunt.
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Mmm.
Thank you, sweetie.
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I hope it's not
human season.
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I'm on Earth hunting the Varrix.
I would never hunt a human.
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Your father and I
are soul-bonded.
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Soul-bonded?
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Um, does your planet
have shorter days,
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because you guys are moving
kind of fast, no?
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[ Sniffing ]
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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[ Whoosh ]
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Go get him, honey!
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She's always hunting.
[ Chuckles ]
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She probably knew
a Varrix worked here,
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and that's why she said
the Yelp reviews didn't matter.
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Dad, do you understand
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how serious
Krootabulon soul-bonding is?
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Uh, gee, Morty, I don't know.
It's got such a casual name.
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If you want to lecture anyone
about commitment,
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start with your mom.
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Oh, my God.
Dad, is that what this is about?
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Are you rushing into a new thing
to get back at Mom?
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Every weekend, you two
have told me to move on.
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Move on, like,
out of bed.
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Like, stop using paper towels
for toilet paper,
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not move on
into a sloppy rebound.
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Dad, you need to slow down,
rethink this soul bond.
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Why don't you just say
what you really mean?
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You think it's cool
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that having sex with her
gives me telekinesis
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and you recognize
she's got a hot bod
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like Cheetara
in "Thundercats,"
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but you're grossed out
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by her avocado-shaped head
and blue skin,
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and you think I want to put
a bag and a wig on her head.
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After all the time
and energy I spent
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teaching you two
about race...
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[ Varrix screams ]
...you ended up racist.
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[ Whoosh ]
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Soon your world
will be rid of Varrix.
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Tomorrow,
we celebrate.
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We could take the kids
to the water park.
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We celebrate
with a hunt!
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Ooh.
You kids want to hunt?
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-Yes.
-Yes.
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[ Trumpet fanfare ]
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All kneel
for King Tommy!
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I'm not kneeling.
Suck my [bleep]
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Well, hello, all!
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I am the King
of Froopyland,
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but I go
by another name, too.
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We know.
It's Tommy!
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-We know.
-We know.
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I have lived here
since I was a mere child.
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-We know.
-Got it.
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I suppose
you're wondering,
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how do I
sustain myself?
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-Oh, boy.
-No, we aren't.
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I always find
the theater
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is the best way
to clarify things.
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-Ugh.
-Seriously?
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Oh, my God.
Players, go!
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I am little Tommy.
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[ Crowd cheers ]
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I am tiny Beth.
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[ Crowd boos ]
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Oh, come on.
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Come with me
to a magic land.
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Froopy: Don't do it!
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This is
my secret Froopyland
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where I have no rules!
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I am excited.
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I am jealous of Tommy's friends
and his Nintendo
252
00:08:02,270 --> 00:08:04,440
and his dad
who likes him.
253
00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:06,570
I take it Tommy wasn't
class playwright.
254
00:08:06,610 --> 00:08:08,710
You want to see
the Honey Swamp?
255
00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:10,580
Yes!
Let's do it!
256
00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:12,510
Well,
I want to see you dead.
257
00:08:12,550 --> 00:08:14,780
Ow, help!
I'm stuck!
258
00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:16,320
I'm covered in honey.
259
00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:17,780
Huh.
Well, that's interesting.
260
00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:19,190
Fake news.
261
00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:21,320
Many nights have passed,
262
00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,690
trapped
in this strange land.
263
00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:28,860
I am hungry, and all I can do
to pass the time is hump.
264
00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,460
I will hump this rock.
265
00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,770
[ Tapping ]
266
00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,430
I will hump this tree.
267
00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:35,700
[ Tapping ]
268
00:08:35,740 --> 00:08:38,570
I will hump
this beast of the land
269
00:08:38,610 --> 00:08:40,240
and put my seed in it.
270
00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,110
[ Tapping ]
271
00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:45,180
I am the first
of Tommy's children.
272
00:08:45,210 --> 00:08:48,710
Eat of my flesh
so you may survive.
273
00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:51,350
And so I did.
274
00:08:51,390 --> 00:08:52,790
Oh, wow.
275
00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:54,320
Okay.
Yeah.
276
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,590
Certified fresh.
Good -- Good job.
277
00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:59,530
Perhaps a demonstration is
in order. [ Unzips shorts ]
278
00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,630
No, that is the last thing
that is in order!
Ugh.
279
00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:03,160
Oh, my God.
Poor Froopy character.
280
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,160
Leave him alone.
[ Shorts zip ]
281
00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,100
Ahh.
Gather round, gang!
[ Moos ]
282
00:09:07,170 --> 00:09:08,170
Dinner time.
283
00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,500
[ Splorch ]
284
00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:12,340
All right, that's it.
I'm outta here.
285
00:09:12,370 --> 00:09:14,010
What are you doing?
286
00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,370
We're in the middle
of an adventure.
287
00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:17,180
Here's some things
an adventure needs, Beth.
288
00:09:17,210 --> 00:09:19,280
Conflict, stakes,
a way for me to benefit,
289
00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:20,780
and, clearly, Morty.
290
00:09:20,820 --> 00:09:22,350
But Tommy's
still in there,
291
00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:24,120
raping Muppets
and eating babies.
292
00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:25,650
Yep. Luckily,
that's not our problem.
293
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:26,750
Time to pull the plug.
294
00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:28,190
Pull the plug?
295
00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:29,890
We have to get Tommy
out of there, okay?
296
00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:31,360
We -- We need to do
the right thing.
297
00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:32,530
Do what you never did
as a dad --
298
00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:33,730
Put in a little effort.
299
00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,460
All right,
cut the high-road routine.
300
00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:36,660
We both saw
Tommy's shitty play.
301
00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,500
You pushed him
in the Honey Swamp, Beth.
302
00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:40,170
His very happy life
is in your hands.
303
00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,900
You go save him
from it.
304
00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:44,370
[ Scoffs ] You're gonna believe
a play over your own daughter?
305
00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:46,670
Yes, I am, Beth,
because you're not
my own daughter.
306
00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:47,540
Oh, God, yes.
307
00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:48,810
I'm one of infinite Beths
308
00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,010
with infinite fathers
in infinite universes.
309
00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:52,610
It's called a hug, Dad.
It won't kill you.
310
00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:53,850
Yeah, don't be so sure.
311
00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,350
You know why all Ricks
made a Froopyland
312
00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:56,520
for all their
little girls?
313
00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:57,920
Same reason
I wasn't surprised
314
00:09:57,950 --> 00:09:59,690
by Tommy's overwritten,
badly structured,
315
00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,350
cheaply produced
flashback.
316
00:10:01,390 --> 00:10:02,860
You were a scary [bleep] kid,
man.
317
00:10:02,890 --> 00:10:04,590
[ Scoffing ]
Oh, my God.
318
00:10:04,630 --> 00:10:06,430
I didn't make Froopyland
to get rid of you, Beth.
319
00:10:06,490 --> 00:10:08,160
I did it to protect
the neighborhood.
320
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,600
Not in a [burps]
noble sense.
321
00:10:09,630 --> 00:10:11,260
It was just more practical
to sequester you
322
00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:13,670
before I had to start,
you know, cloning a replacement
323
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:16,340
for every less-than-polite
little boy or gullible animal
324
00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:18,170
that might cross
your socio-path.
325
00:10:18,210 --> 00:10:20,410
You would rather believe
I'm evil
326
00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:21,510
than admit that
you were a bad father?
327
00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:23,210
Oh, dude, no.
328
00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,780
No, bad father all the way
to the max over here.
329
00:10:24,810 --> 00:10:26,350
I'm a [bleep] nutcase.
330
00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:28,050
And the acorn plopped
straight down, baby.
331
00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,450
Look at
some of this shit
332
00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:30,920
you were asking me
to make you as a kid.
333
00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:32,350
Ray guns.
334
00:10:32,390 --> 00:10:33,820
A whip that forces people
to like you.
335
00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:37,990
Invisibility cuffs,
a parent trap, a lightning gun,
336
00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:40,490
a teddy bear with
anatomically correct innards,
337
00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:44,530
night-vision googly-eye glasses,
sound-erasing sneakers,
338
00:10:44,570 --> 00:10:47,500
false fingerprints,
fall-asleep darts,
339
00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:50,900
a lie-detecting doll,
an indestructible baseball bat,
340
00:10:50,940 --> 00:10:54,910
a Taser shaped like a ladybug,
a fake police badge,
341
00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:58,480
location-tracking stickers,
rainbow-colored duct tape,
342
00:10:58,510 --> 00:11:01,880
mind-control hair clips,
poison gum,
343
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,820
a pink,
sentient switchblade.
344
00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:05,480
Hi, Beth,
you've gotten taller.
345
00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,620
Shall we resume
stabbing?
346
00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:07,850
Has it occurred to you
347
00:11:07,890 --> 00:11:09,260
that I asked you
to make those things
348
00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:11,020
because I wanted you
to spend time with me?
349
00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:13,760
Has it occurred to you that
if I did try killing Tommy,
350
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,760
it might be because
I was jealous of his family?
351
00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:16,420
Wait, what?
Why?
352
00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:18,560
Wasn't his dad, like,
some kind of cannibal?
353
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,830
Seems like it must be
hereditary.
354
00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:21,970
Oh, my God.
This is your fault.
355
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,300
I am not a bad person.
356
00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:24,500
I'm gonna go back
in there,
357
00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:26,640
I'm getting Tommy,
and I'm fixing this!
358
00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:30,410
Whatever you say,
Stone Cold Steve Austin.
[ Jingling ]
359
00:11:30,450 --> 00:11:31,740
I don't know why
I just said that.
360
00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:33,310
Doesn't make a lot of sense,
but gotta stand by it.
361
00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:36,100
Whatever you say,
Stone Cold Steve Austin.
362
00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:37,820
I'm owning it.
363
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,180
[ Ax swings ]
364
00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:43,550
Morty: No, Dad!
You're not doing it right!
[ Ax swings ]
365
00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:45,620
Cutting off their heads
isn't doing it right?
366
00:11:45,650 --> 00:11:47,820
They're [grunts]
clearly regenerative!
367
00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:50,190
I-I think you have to stab them
through the heart or something.
368
00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:51,960
You think or you know?
369
00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:54,090
I thought you were the alien
expert, Isaac Asi-hole.
370
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,960
Don't snap at me!
I'm tired!
371
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,760
-Me, too!
-We're all tired!
372
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,630
[ Ax swings ]
373
00:11:59,670 --> 00:12:01,100
[ Whoosh ]
[ Grunts ]
374
00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:02,870
That's
the last of them.
375
00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:04,200
Tonight,
we celebrate.
376
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,370
With a hunt?
377
00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:10,080
Yes, for tomorrow,
we hunt.
378
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:16,750
[ Rain trickling ]
[ Clears throat ]
379
00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:20,290
I, uh, really have to get out
of this soul bond.
380
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,820
-What the [bleep] Dad?
-Oh, my God! Duh!
381
00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:22,860
-Obviously!
-Yeah, no kidding!
382
00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:23,890
Can you guys help me?
383
00:12:23,930 --> 00:12:25,190
What? How?
384
00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:27,090
Can I just, uh, tell her
it's because of my kids?
385
00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:29,800
You know, like, you don't like
the shape of her head, or --
386
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:31,830
That's you, Dad!
That's you!
387
00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:33,970
You're a baby
and an idiot!
388
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,940
I think that's been established,
Summer. Now help me!
389
00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:37,400
First,
I want you to admit
390
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,870
that you're a closet racist,
a beta-male sexist,
391
00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:42,040
and you dragged everyone
into a horrible situation
392
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,280
by only thinking
of yourself.
393
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:44,340
Okay.
394
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,080
I want
to hear you say it.
395
00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:48,110
[ Sighs deeply ]
396
00:12:48,150 --> 00:12:50,080
Look,
I'm a closeted racist,
397
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,980
and I'm sexist
and selfish,
398
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:55,090
and I dragged us all into
my sexist, racist bad things
399
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,860
because I'm stupid.
Thank you.
400
00:12:56,890 --> 00:12:58,860
Now you're gonna help me,
right?
She just did.
401
00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:00,760
Yeah,
clean up your own mess.
402
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,700
Wait, wait, what?
403
00:13:02,730 --> 00:13:04,260
Oh, man.
404
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,170
[ Trumpet fanfare ]
Tommy: All right, everybody.
405
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,630
Next item
on the docket --
406
00:13:07,670 --> 00:13:09,840
I would like to have sex
with some of you,
407
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:12,400
and then eat the babies.
[ Froopys murmuring ]
408
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:13,870
I thought
you'd like that.
409
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:15,710
I do keep rolling out
the hits, don't I?
410
00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:16,910
[ Bang ]
411
00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:19,650
Oh!
It's the Magic Crayon Lady!
412
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,210
Are you hungry?
I was just about to make dinner.
413
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:23,920
And by "make dinner,"
I mean --
414
00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:26,650
Tommy, I'm going to take you
to the real world.
415
00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:28,050
Well, this is
the real world.
416
00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:29,690
No, you don't understand!
Your dad --
417
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,420
Uh, people think
your dad ate you!
418
00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,160
So?
You doy-oy!
419
00:13:33,190 --> 00:13:34,660
People should
eat people.
420
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:35,860
Just leave me alone!
421
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,660
Tommy,
you don't understand.
422
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:38,960
I have to make this right
423
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000
because it's my fault
that you're in here.
424
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,900
I'm Beth.
[ All gasp ]
425
00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:43,970
-Beth?
-The destroyer!
426
00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:45,170
The destroyer!
427
00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:47,070
Oh, suck it up,
Princess Incest.
428
00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:48,710
You fell
into some honey.
429
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:52,040
Well, it tends to happen
when one is pushed into honey.
430
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:55,080
I respect your right
to believe I pushed you.
431
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,080
Oh, do I get
to have that?
432
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,050
Is my reality like
a little side of fries --
433
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:01,790
a little Kwanzaa
you're willing to slide my way?
434
00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:04,460
Yes, because I'm focused
on saving your father's life
435
00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:06,290
because I'm not
a petty piece of [bleep]
436
00:14:06,330 --> 00:14:08,390
So, then,
it should be pretty easy
437
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,700
to say,
"Sorry I pushed you."
438
00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:12,160
Real easy
and not necessary,
439
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,770
since you coming home
will save your dad's life
440
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,130
whereas nothing is changed
441
00:14:15,170 --> 00:14:16,900
by anyone stroking
your batshit-crazy ego.
442
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,270
Sorry, forgive me.
443
00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:19,870
Uh, I've been in Froopyland
for quite a while.
444
00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:21,370
Have apologies changed?
445
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:24,080
Tommy, I'm sorry you think
you deserve an apology.
446
00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:25,380
Oh, my God.
I'm my father.
447
00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:28,210
Uh, will someone
just kill this B-word?
448
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:29,420
[ Froopys muttering
threateningly ]
449
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:30,850
[ Grunts ]
Hi-ya!
450
00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:33,190
Oh, my God.
I'm my father!
451
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,420
Ya!
Ooh! Froopy!
452
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:36,120
[ Screams ]
453
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,020
Switchblade:
It's stab time!
Together: Ooh!
454
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:39,260
[ School bell rings ]
455
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:41,390
And that's why one pussy
plus two pussies
456
00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:44,230
makes a bunch of pussies.
457
00:14:44,270 --> 00:14:45,460
Come on, y'all,
I'm trying to make this
458
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,370
appealing to your
sex-addicted lifestyles.
459
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,140
Hi, I need to pull Morty out of
school. Come on, Morty.
460
00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:52,040
Ha! You heard
your daddy, Morty.
461
00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:53,370
you have
to leave school.
462
00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:55,140
Wait,
what are my values?
463
00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:57,010
Dad, what's going on?
We're going to Alaska.
464
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,610
What? Why?
It's nice there.
465
00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:00,850
Also, I broke up with Kiara,
and she didn't take it well,
466
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,050
and she wants
to murder you two.
467
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,920
What? Th-Then why
are we walking?
468
00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:05,120
I'm walking
because I'm tired.
469
00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:06,250
You guys should
definitely run.
470
00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:09,020
[ Whoosh ]
[ Screams ]
471
00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:10,260
[ Thud ]
Excuse me, I just --
472
00:15:10,290 --> 00:15:12,220
You know what?
I'm -- I'm just gonna go left.
473
00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:14,130
No, okay, your left,
that's fine.
474
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,400
Do you know what left is,
'cause -- Ugh!
475
00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:19,300
What does your breakup
have to do with us?
[ Engine starts ]
476
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:21,170
Yeah,
we chose Mom hands down.
477
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,900
I thought we made that clear
at the lawyer's office
478
00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:25,270
and in the comments under
your weird rant on Facebook.
479
00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,010
[ Crash ]
[ Tires squeal ]
480
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,240
She kind of blames you guys
for the breakup.
481
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,510
-Why?
-Why?
482
00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:31,940
Because I told her
it was your fault.
483
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:33,380
-What?!
-What?!
484
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,980
Look,
I'm not an evil person.
485
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,550
I'm just not
very imaginative!
486
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:39,150
[ Warbling ]
487
00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:41,450
[ Grunts ]
[ Metal twisting ]
488
00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:42,320
Oh!
489
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,520
[ All scream ]
490
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,290
Rick:
♪ Doo-doo butt
491
00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:47,290
♪ Doo-doo-doo -- doo-doo butt
492
00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:48,560
No.
[ Jingling ]
493
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,700
♪ Doo-doo butt,
doo-doo butt ♪
494
00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:52,970
Hey.
Hey.
495
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,870
Um, hmm, so just, like,
out of curiosity,
496
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,900
if you were gonna make
a clone of Tommy,
497
00:15:58,970 --> 00:16:00,370
what would you need
to get started?
498
00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:02,170
I don't kn--
Tommy's DNA?
499
00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:04,010
Okay,
'cause he, um...
500
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,180
Yeah, he didn't
want to come back,
501
00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:08,510
so, um,
he gave me this.
502
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,380
He gave you his finger?
503
00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:11,550
Uh, well,
what happened is --
504
00:16:11,590 --> 00:16:13,850
It's okay.
It doesn't matter.
Okay.
505
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,220
This'll take
about three hours.
506
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:16,820
Okay.
507
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:18,520
Hey.
You want to help?
508
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,560
Okay.
509
00:16:20,590 --> 00:16:24,000
♪ Doo♪
♪ I got a doo-doo in my butt ♪
510
00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:28,000
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo♪
♪ And I don't know what to do ♪
511
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,300
♪ With the doo-doo in my butt ♪
512
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:34,510
♪ But I know that a father
should say to you ♪
513
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:37,080
♪ That he's proud of you ♪
514
00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:40,210
♪ Doo ♪
♪ Every daughter is a doo-doo
from a father's butt ♪
515
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,580
♪ Biologically speaking,
the butt is a nut ♪
516
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:46,050
♪ And every father
fathers wrong ♪
517
00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:48,390
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ And there isn't a song ♪
518
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:51,220
♪ That can change that ♪♪
519
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,590
I am wiped out.
I guess I'll turn in.
520
00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:56,160
Cool.
521
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,360
Dad?
522
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,260
I feel like
I've spent my life
523
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:02,940
pretending you're a great guy
and trying to be like you.
524
00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:04,470
And the ugly truth
has always been --
525
00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:08,440
That I'm not that great a guy
and you're exactly like me.
526
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,540
Am I evil?
527
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:11,240
Worse.
You're smart.
528
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,480
When you know nothing matters,
the universe is yours.
529
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,580
And I've never met a universe
that was into it.
530
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:17,320
The universe is
basically an animal.
531
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:18,620
It grazes
on the ordinary.
532
00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:20,920
It creates infinite idiots
just to eat them,
533
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,960
not unlike
your friend Timmy.
Tommy.
534
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,520
Yeah, it hardly matters now,
sweetie.
535
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,490
You know, smart people get
a chance to climb on top,
536
00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:27,790
take reality for a ride,
537
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,500
but it'll never stop
trying to throw you.
538
00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:30,700
And, eventually,
it will.
539
00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:32,560
There's no
other way off.
540
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,930
Dad, I'm out of excuses
to not be who I am.
541
00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:38,940
So who am I?
What do I do?
542
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,740
My advice --
Take off.
543
00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:43,110
Put a saddle on your universe.
Let it kick itself out.
544
00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:44,310
I can't do that.
545
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:46,080
The kids,
Jerry, my job,
546
00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:48,080
and, as much as I hate to admit
it, ABC's "The Bachelor."
547
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,180
I can make a clone of you,
a perfect instance of you,
548
00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:51,220
with all your memories.
549
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,720
An exact copy
in every way.
550
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,890
It'll love and provide
for the kids,
551
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,890
do your job, and consume
broadcast-network reality TV
552
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,390
on the same allegedly ironic
level as you.
553
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,590
You could be gone a day,
a week,
554
00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:04,000
or the rest of your life
with zero consequences.
555
00:18:04,030 --> 00:18:05,330
The moment you decide
to come back,
556
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:07,770
I flip a switch,
and the clone's job is done.
557
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,540
It feels no pain,
it regrets nothing,
558
00:18:09,570 --> 00:18:13,110
and has zero chance
of going "Blade Runner."
559
00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,770
If nothing matters,
why would you do that for me?
560
00:18:15,810 --> 00:18:18,680
I don't know, maybe you matter
so little that I like you.
561
00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:20,410
Or maybe
it makes you matter.
562
00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:21,650
Maybe I love you.
563
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,710
Maybe something about
your mother.
564
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:25,420
Don't jump a gift shark
in the mouth.
565
00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:26,690
I don't know
if I can do it.
566
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,650
Then stay,
and luxuriate in a life
567
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,590
you can finally know
you've chosen.
568
00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:33,030
My secret bonus is that
no matter what you choose,
569
00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:34,760
you're finally gonna
chill the [bleep] out.
570
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:42,470
Okay.
571
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,640
I know
what I want to do.
572
00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:45,700
[ Whoosh ]
573
00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:46,770
Aah!
574
00:18:46,810 --> 00:18:48,340
[ Thud ]
Ow!
575
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:50,380
You can't run forever!
576
00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:51,710
She's really pissed off.
577
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,510
I know.
It's kinda hot.
578
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:54,680
Shut up!
579
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,150
The hunters!
They're back! Run!
580
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:58,620
-We're not hunters.
-We want to hide with you.
581
00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:00,420
We're not hiding.
We're nesting.
582
00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:01,420
Ooh la la.
583
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:02,850
[ All scream ]
584
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,760
The children
must be destroyed
585
00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:06,120
so that
we can be together.
586
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,530
You need to break up with her,
Dad -- properly!
587
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,560
[ Whoosh ]
God damn it, Dad!
588
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,500
[ Grunts ]
Dump her!
589
00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:14,630
Okay, okay.
590
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,500
Kiara,
let's just run away.
591
00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:17,500
-Dad!
-Come on!
592
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:18,970
Just rip
the Band-Aid off!
593
00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:20,370
Okay!
594
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,340
Kiara, when I told you
my kids were bigoted racists
595
00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:24,240
who were demanding
I break up with you,
596
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,640
I lied.
597
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,510
If anybody deserves to be
telekinetically strangled,
598
00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:29,080
it's me.
599
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:32,750
I'm the one who
wants to break up.
600
00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:34,190
I -- I'm not
an evil person.
601
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:35,620
I'm lazy,
I'm cowardly,
602
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:38,020
and -- and I do not
know what I'm doing.
603
00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:40,160
Look, I got someone pregnant
at 17.
604
00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:42,760
We're getting a divorce.
None of this is on purpose.
605
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,400
I was excited
to date someone cool
606
00:19:44,430 --> 00:19:47,530
because it would make
my ex notice me.
607
00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:52,140
I would expect nothing less
from humanity --
608
00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:54,640
a selfish, manipulative,
dishonest species that --
609
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,740
-Kiara?
-Trandor!
610
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,780
What are you
doing here?
611
00:19:58,810 --> 00:20:00,450
Just...hunting.
612
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,110
Do you really expect me
to believe
613
00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:04,220
it has nothing to do
with us?
614
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,680
You knew
Earth was my domain.
615
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,650
I don't like what
you're insinuating.
616
00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:09,720
Dad, can we go now?
Hold on a second.
617
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,620
I'm starting to get the feeling
that I was the rebound.
618
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,490
Dad, you just got handed
an Ex Machina.
619
00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:15,760
You're taking it.
620
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,460
Varrix nests spread
across 300 galaxies,
621
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,200
and you just happened to pick
this planet to hunt?
622
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,300
That's Gorgon shit --
total Gorgon shit!
623
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:26,540
[ Birds chirping ]
624
00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:28,310
We're home!
625
00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:29,880
Hey, guys!
What's for dinner?
626
00:20:29,910 --> 00:20:31,480
How was Jerry's?
The usual.
627
00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:33,880
Can we have pizza?
Pizza sounds great.
628
00:20:33,910 --> 00:20:35,850
Hey, Rick, did you know my dad
was dating an alien?
629
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,550
No. Gross.
For the alien.
630
00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:40,750
Aw, crap, I think
Arnaldo's is closed.
631
00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:42,650
Are you guys sure
you want pizza?
632
00:20:42,690 --> 00:20:44,690
[ Whoosh ]
633
00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:46,790
Arnaldo's isn't closed
in the dimension
634
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,530
where they didn't invent
Daylight Savings!
635
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,400
What would we do without you?
I love you, Dad.
636
00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:52,860
Love you, too,
sweetie.
637
00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:56,000
By the way,
that wasn't time travel.
638
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,570
There were just a couple pizzas
on the counter.
639
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,270
I grabbed them.
640
00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:05,280
♪
641
00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:11,380
♪
642
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:17,520
♪
643
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:23,630
♪
644
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:29,740
♪
645
00:21:29,770 --> 00:21:32,340
[ Beep ]
Hey, Jerry, it's Kiara.
646
00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:34,710
Listen, my boyfriend saw those
texts you've been sending me,
647
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:36,340
and he got pretty pissed off.
648
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:38,580
If he calls you,
just ignore him!
[ Beep ]
649
00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:40,050
[ Beep ]
This is Carmox.
650
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,650
I have intercepted
sexual communications
651
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,550
between you and my
new girlfriend, Kiara.
652
00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:45,520
I am coming to kill you now!
[ Beep ]
653
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:47,290
[ Beep ]
Rick:
Yo, Jerry, it's the Big R.
654
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:49,420
Uh, I killed that alien
that was coming after ya.
655
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:51,060
Looking out for ya, buddy.
[ Beep ]
656
00:21:51,090 --> 00:21:52,790
[ Beep ]
Hey, Jerry, it's Rick.
657
00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:54,490
Don't be mad. I [bleep]
your ex-girlfriend Kiara.
658
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:55,730
Kiara: Who are you
talking to, Rick?
659
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,260
Doesn't matter.
[ Beep ]
660
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,800
[ Beep ]
Hey, Jerry, this is Michael
661
00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:00,530
down at The Antique Phone
rentals.
662
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:01,970
Um, I'm gonna go ahead
and let you off the hook
663
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,640
for the $70 late fee.
664
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,240
You can go ahead and keep
that answering machine.
665
00:22:05,270 --> 00:22:06,870
Nobody really
uses those anymore
666
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:08,470
except for exposition
on TV shows, anyways.
667
00:22:08,510 --> 00:22:09,570
[ Click ]
668
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,200
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