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Any clue when our...
houseguest is finally gonna leave?
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It’d be nice to have
the living room back.
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I keep tripping on all his top hats.
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He’s always messing with my TiVO!
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It’s an antique,
the buttons are fragile!
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Big surprise that Dad’s avoiding
all this.
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Guys, he’s a family friend,
he can stay as long as he needs.
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Hey, so I just sold some drugs
to the weird little dude in there,
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he said you had cash?
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Oh, you kids in school?
You having trouble focusing?
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Okay, that’s it!
Morty, find your grandfather
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while go I talk to our houseguest
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Jerry, pay the dealer.
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Yeah, I prefer the term pharmacist.
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So do they!
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- Any chance you have...
- Sorry, I left my wallet in space.
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Are you leaving to get it?
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Mr. Poopybutthole,
this has gone far enough.
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We have been really
cool to you in your time of need.
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I agree, Beth.
I’m a pieeeece of garbage.
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Can you boost me up so
I can hook my belt to the ceiling fan?
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We don’t have a ceiling fan.
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Ooo wee, is that why it’s so hot?
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They’re not expensive.
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Bet you didn’t expect to see me in
a cold open, huh?
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Looks like I’ve taken another turn
for the worse.
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- It all started when Beth shot me.
- I said I was sorry!
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I know.
It tore you up inside...
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- Like a bullet.
- It was an accident!
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Anyway,
then I got fired from my job,
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my wife left me,
I broke both my legs,
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failed the bar exam.
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Ooo wee, things went downhill
from there.
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So I’ve been crashing
with the Smiths for a while.
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Ooo wee, I’m Mr. Popybutthole
and this is Rick and Morty Season 7.
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{\an8}Hey buddy. Brought you a coffee.
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{\an8}I can synthesize coffee. You don’t
need to make excuses to come see me...
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{\an8}Yeah I knew you’d say that
so I didn’t even bring a cup.
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{\an8}Any progress?
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{\an8}Yes, Morty, I found the version of me
that killed my wife. You just missed it.
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{\an8}Okay, I get it.
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{\an8}I had a big sword fight with him
on top of Hoover Dam,
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{\an8}then he fell and landed
on a sharp spike,
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{\an8}whispered “thank you” like a werewolf.
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{\an8}Was asking to be polite.
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{\an8}The family wants you upstairs
to deal with Mr. Poopybutthole.
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{\an8}It’s finally time, huh?
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{\an8}Well, lucky for you guys, I know how
to make someone leave.
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{\an8}Family. I present to you, RoboGhost.
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{\an8}- Rick!
- Your plan is to scare him away?
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{\an8}- Avoidance much?
- I’m listening.
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{\an8}Assembling body.
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{\an8}Activating sentience.
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{\an8}Uploading business.
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{\an8}Unfinished business detected.
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{\an8}Terminating body.
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{\an8}Okay. I need to make gravity part of its
finished business
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{\an8}and leave floors unfinished.
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{\an8}- Starting over.
- Dad, you can’t keep putting this off.
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{\an8}- You’re doing an intervention with us.
- Nope.
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{\an8}Then we’re sticking Poopybutthole
downstairs with you.
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{\an8}What is this? Is this an intervention
of me not intervening?
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{\an8}You know this can’t make the concept
work, not comedically or clinically,
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{\an8}its success rate is ten
percent in both areas.
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{\an8}Then you have to help him on your own.
And not with a ghost.
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{\an8}O, that-that’s interesting,
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{\an8}you kind of gave him a little
power by mentioning him.
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{\an8}There’s a lot of science
to unpack about ghosts.
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{\an8}After I talk to my friend.
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{\an8}He’s in the living room, Rick.
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{\an8}I’m not doing this by myself.
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{\an8}Oh, so you’re going to have
an intervention?
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{\an8}No. I’m going to get some friends
to help me talk to a friend
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{\an8}and you’d know the difference if you
weren’t stupid and had friends.
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{\an8}- You’re mean! Dad!
- Pick your battles, honey.
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Yeah fuck you, Summer.
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- God damn it.
- Your portal closed.
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Oh did it? Have an intervention
or we’ll intervention you,
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you bunch of stupids.
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Gearhead! Buddy! Listen.
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We gotta help Mr. Poopybutthole.
He’s in a bad place.
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Well that sounds like an intervention,
which Gearhead no Likehead.
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It’s not an intervention.
And you owe me.
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Okay fine, but now I need a drink.
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Make it to go and make it two.
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Rick, you son of a squanch!
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Squanch!
Told you he wasn’t dead.
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We squanching?
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A little, we need to have a hang with
Poopybutthole and talk to him about...
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His drinking.
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Us? Not without a squanch.
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- I’d love one if you’re pouring.
- Make it three.
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You left a Gromflomite femur in the compost.
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Your human side is
passionate but careless.
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I also
found your Federation hit list.
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Don’t go through my stuff!
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This place is worse than prison.
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- Rick.
- BP!
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It’s been a minute.
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Is... someone here?
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- Birddaughter.
- You found her.
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Yes. She was imprisoned in a femme
fatale training camp.
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That’s great! Let’s go celebrate
with our closest friends
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by encouraging Poopybutthole to dial
back his drinking!
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Suspect.
But I find fatherhood exhausting
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and would like to show my daughter
what real selfishness looks like.
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Perfect!
Now, do we know anyone sober?
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- Have you been drinking?
- On a Thursday?
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He seems ideal.
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- So where to? A coffee shop?
- No. He’ll know something’s up.
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Yeah! and I’m not squanching just
coffee!
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Let’s squanch him to a bar!
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It would undercut our messaging.
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So it is an intervention.
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No! We’re not asking
anybody to stop drinking
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because we’re not hypocrites or
squares, we’re just concerned friends.
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Then we can at least do it
at a place with a bar.
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Look, I think if it has food it’s
allowed to have a bar.
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Appreciate you guys taking me out.
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It’s been a rough week.
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Amy’s taking pilaaaates
from a guy named Guy.
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You’ve been surveilling your ex-wife?
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{\an8}Oooweeee not with the restraining order!
I hired a Predator to follow her around.
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{\an8}You can hire predators?
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Yeah, they’re cheap because they
live for the hunt,
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you just have
to pay ‘em to not kill your target
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and if they stay cloaked
there’s no licensing fee.
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Welcome to Fuck You’s!
My name is Mart, and...
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Fuck you! See, at Fuck You’s,
we lightly tease our customers.
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Oh, this is fun.
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What do you know, Gilligan?
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Nice.
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Look at this depressed pencil eraser.
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Did some middle schooler
stick you up a cat’s asshole?
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I bet you had everything and you
watched it slip through your powerless
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little fingers like the
sands of time.
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Be right back to take your order,
folks, or should I say, fucks.
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Perhaps this wasn’t the best place
to do this, Rick.
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What are you talkin’ about?
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This is a great place
to celebrate my birthday.
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Birthday, Birthday, Birthday...
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- Your birthday?
- Ooo weee.
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I can’t believe y’all remembered!
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I was at the end of my rope,
thinking I’d worn out all my welcomes.
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Thanks for doing all this, Rick.
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Of course, Mr. PB.
What are friends for.
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Heard we got a birthday boy.
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Yeah but... please don’t sing or...
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Yah! Fuck you, shithead!
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Haha yeah.
That sure is a smart hat...
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Because even my son
Poopy Jr.. hates me.
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I can relate.
Birddaughter is a total bitch.
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If you’re a parent you can say that.
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Well. Should we do shots?
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Rick?
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Let’S get Riggity, Riggity, wrecked!
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I take a shot
Do a pop
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Blow a line
Huff turpentine
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Get wrecked
Text your ex
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Fight a cop
Feeling fine
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Punch your dick
Turn some tricks
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Quit your job
Buy a dog
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Have two beers
Then ten more
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Pop a pill
And meet the floor.
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That one’s not my bellybutton.
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Well, what is it?
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Hold on, everyone!
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I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe!
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Is there a restroom?
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At the front.
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Oh shit it’s happening.
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Honey rave! Bee time, baby.
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Whoa, what world is this?
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- We’re on Earth.
- How do you know?
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Because I think that is Hugh Jackman.
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Oh shit, it is.
Hey, Jackman!
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Makes sense he recognizes me,
we both hosted the Oscars.
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It’s a pretty exclusive club.
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Listen guys, don’t make this tacky,
nobody call him Wolverine,
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- just treat him like a regular...
- Gene!
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- Small world, mate!
- Hugh!
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Hugh married my cousin.
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Which I guess makes him
a Wolver-ine-law.
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That is fantastic!
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Didn’t you host the Oscars?
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- Yeah, I uh...
- Alright, Alright, listen.
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Now, I’m not assuming you guys want
to party with me tonight, but if you do.
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- Yes we do.
- Ooo wee.
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If you do, you do it together,
as a team.
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Now I need to go take what
I call a “Huge Ackman.”
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Ackman is Australian slang for shit.
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Don’t look it up. Do make a decision.
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Because from here,
I’m heading to the Jack Shack.
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- What’s the Jack Shack?
- It’s just his house.
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But guys.
I don’t think we should go there.
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I challenge you to explain why not
without making us want to go more.
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Well, Hugh’s pretty anti-limitation.
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When he parties, it gets... extreme.
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Challenge failed.
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Woah! What’s extreme by the Gene metric?
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Does he have Les Mis shot glasses?
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We’re not exactly squanchweights, brother.
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It’s my birthday and I wish
to party with Hugh Jackman.
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- Then you shall!
- That was a fast shit.
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But first everybody’s taking these.
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- What are they?
- Maybe they’re Tic-Tacs.
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Maybe they’re cyanide.
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Maybe I don’t like
to party with people that hesitate.
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There you go! That’s the spirit!
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Now we're all completely fun!
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This was not oversold!
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A, b, d, e...
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I lost my C.
My alphabet has no C.
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Did I do these already?
Did I ask that already?
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Squanch, yeah. My turn.
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Did I win?
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The best bloody day of my life.
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My wedding was pretty great too.
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I was talking about the Tony award.
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- Yes.
- We’re squanching now!
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- Why the long face, mate?
- Shape of my skull.
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You know, Mr. Poopybutthole,
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when I wrote Caribbean Queen,
you know what my agent said?
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- Billy Ocean wrote that...
- That’s what he said.
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Exactly that.
“Billy Ocean wrote this.
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Don’t write it again.
You’re not Billy Ocean.”
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You know what I did?
I fired my agent.
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Don’t accept other people’s limitations.
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What does your heart want, lil’ ripper?
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Right now, don’t think.
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Right now, my heart wants Amy back.
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Everybody!
Our friend wants Amy back.
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Squanch idea.
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I will agree to anything in this state.
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00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,632
I do not think that’s a good idea.
236
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:17,510
Ladies and Gentlemen!
This man is a fake friend.
237
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,678
- Come on, Hugh.
-"Come on, Hugh."
238
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:22,390
Come on, everybody.
Don’t call Hugh Jackman Wolverine.
239
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,934
Don’t call yourself Billy Ocean.
Don’t get Amy Back.
240
00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,228
You’re a vampire, brother.
241
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,938
You feed off other people’s energy.
242
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,356
That is kind of true.
243
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,359
Are you kidding me? You’ve been
living on my daughter’s sofa for months.
244
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,028
- Do you want me to leave?
- The entire family does!
245
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,656
- Why not say something?
- Because you’re my friend!
246
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:41,784
A real friend would have
known it’s not my birthday.
247
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,828
O shit.
248
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,204
Fake friend!
249
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,956
You’re not helping, Hugh Jackman.
250
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:51,210
You do not tell me what to do.
Or Anyone Here.
251
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,378
- Affirmative.
- Yeah, baby!
252
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,380
Why would you pretend
it was your birthday?
253
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,800
You think I don’t know a half-assed
intervention when I see one coming?
254
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,176
O Shit.
255
00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,220
Love where you are, man.
256
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,597
You’re just Wolverining right now.
You feel that?
257
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:06,517
I think so.
Does Wolverining hurt a little?
258
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,768
- Every time!
- Every time!
259
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,395
Alright, grab a drink to go, gentlemen.
260
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,147
Because we’re either getting Amy back.
261
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,857
Or. We’re going home.
262
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,067
- You’re nuts!
- Then nut me up, bitch!
263
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:16,902
Nut me up!
264
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,447
- Nut me up!
- Nut me up!
265
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,531
It’s not an expression!
266
00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:23,367
Amy’S coming back dead or alive!
267
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:25,744
Yes.
268
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,498
Fake friend, my ass.
I know how to be there for my friends.
269
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,419
Father? Why?
270
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,172
Ah crap. Hang on. Lemme go upstairs
and grab the business finisher.
271
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:40,259
From where I’m sitting, you’re the
one with unfinished business.
272
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,886
Hey, mind your own business.
273
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:46,474
Business is my business.
And brother, business is good.
274
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:55,149
Oh, you come back to ruin our fun?
275
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,775
No. To help you finish this.
276
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,862
I made you guys come out because
I didn’t want to talk to PB alone.
277
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:01,489
I’m here to go down with the ship.
278
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,782
- Respect, Rick.
- Hit it, Hugh!
279
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:08,954
I lose my cool
when she steps in the room
280
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,921
And I get so excited
just from her perfume
281
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,298
Weeeeooo, there she is. My Amy.
282
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,927
Electric eyes that you can't ignore...
283
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,638
Oh, she feels my love around her! Oowee!
284
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,431
Wow. Your love is pretty strong.
285
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,435
I guess that’s not all she’s feeling.
286
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:35,523
Predator P.I.? This is the opposite
of what I hired you for!
287
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:39,485
Now, now.
Did you do this, Gul’karna?
288
00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:42,696
You do this? You do this?
289
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,031
...running my game...
290
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,325
I’m gonna uncloak this later...
291
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,077
Now. Now.
292
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,497
Okay, honestly PB, that could have
gone a lot worse...
293
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:53,207
Pb?
294
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,501
- Caribbean Queen...
- Ooooweeee gotta goooo!
295
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:56,919
Run!
296
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,799
I’m too drunk to flee a Predator
right now.
297
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,301
Mud. The mud thing.
Everyone mud up and hide!
298
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:08,722
What’s that smell?
Squanchy, that’s not mud.
299
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,140
Well, I’m not from this planet.
300
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,725
Daddy, what’s happening?
301
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,686
Quiet, Poopy Jr.
I’m taking you home.
302
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:18,065
- Look, I just didn’t think I could...
- What? Be honest?
303
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,858
Don’t high-road me.
It’s just as dishonest
304
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:21,860
to play dumb about
wearing out your welcome!
305
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,487
You could’ve just told me.
306
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:25,447
You’re an adult! Read the room and
figure it out.
307
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,511
I admit it, that was self destructive.
308
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,433
Use me as a shield, I feel nothing!
309
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,895
Squanch this.
310
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,236
I’m so... I’m so squanched up, man.
311
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:10,868
I’m not really with these guys,
I was just walking in this park...
312
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,371
No!
313
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,415
Why is this my thing?
314
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,001
No! I won’t let you take
my family from me.
315
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:31,722
Guess you didn’t see season 4,
episode 3.
316
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:32,723
Let’s Go!
317
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,100
Fuck.
318
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,313
Who’s got the three dots on their
forehead now?
319
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,398
Could have done that
before he punched me.
320
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,319
Suck my squanch!
321
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,451
Gimme that big ol’ tooth!
322
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,453
Gul’karna...
323
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,919
No, no, stop!
324
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,837
What are you doing?
I want that skull!
325
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:07,424
No, Rick. No more.
This is my fault. All of it.
326
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,885
And... if he’s gonna protect
my wife and chiiild,
327
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,138
that’s a great thing to know
while I get my shit together.
328
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,223
Wayne?
329
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,933
- Wayne?
- Amy.
330
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,060
I messed up real baaad,
331
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,397
I came to say I don’t know
what to do without you, but...
332
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,899
I guess I can start by not kidnapping.
333
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,694
That’s definitely where you should start.
334
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,117
I’m... sorry, Amy.
335
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,327
You should be. But I’m not.
336
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,954
We’re a family now.
337
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:42,126
Me, Poopy Jr., and Gul’Karna,
Clan Leader of The Skin'Thieves.
338
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,669
Goodbye, Wayne.
339
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,170
Goodbye.
340
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,340
Ooo-weee, a musket?
341
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,342
I’m starting to think it’s like
their currency...
342
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:56,348
I hunt because I must. But man possesses
a precious gift; the power to change.
343
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,101
More like the power of music, bitch!
344
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,227
What the fuck?
345
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,271
Jesus, Hugh, we were just resolving it.
346
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,148
Well, I’m an actor and I’m high.
347
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,818
“Caribbean Queen, written by Hugh
Jackman, age sixteen.”
348
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,028
How’s that for a twist?
349
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:10,738
Confusing.
350
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,531
Well. Sometimes you have to believe.
351
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,826
Wow, that’s reeeal inspiring.
Makes me think of how...
352
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,871
- Get the hell out of here!
- Okay, okay, sorry.
353
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,873
lright guys,
I’m buying drive through tacos,
354
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,542
but nobody tells my nutritionist
and we have to steal a car.
355
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,879
Wayne’ huh?
356
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:31,884
Oooweee. But I prefer Mr.
Popybutthole. More refined.
357
00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:37,598
It appears Birddaughter has broken
into another Federation compound.
358
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,057
I must go.
359
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:41,602
Wayne, this counts as attending
your actual birthday.
360
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,396
Rick. It was... canonical to see you.
361
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:45,731
Yeah, let’s call it.
362
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,442
I wanna pass out before
I remember what we did tonight.
363
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:52,488
I never want to forget it.
And I never want to repeat it.
364
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,072
Proud of you, little buddy.
365
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,366
You too, Squanch.
366
00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:00,788
Fuck. Look at us.
A bird guy, talking cat,
367
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,874
what are you?
A robot man, and a mutant.
368
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:07,127
Was a bonzer night, mates.
That’s one for the books.
369
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,588
Bonzer night indeed.
370
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,257
Kept in touch
with the guys over the years.
371
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,760
As much as ya can in this fast world.
372
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,262
Birdperson went home
to take on a challenge
373
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,598
way more difficult than a Predator...
374
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,517
raising Birddaughter.
375
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:25,813
Gearhead went back to The Gear System
and got a spinal replacement.
376
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,773
He’s still paying it off.
377
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,485
Squanchy?
Checked himself into a nice rehab.
378
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,321
No one thought it would
stick and it didn’t.
379
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:37,866
He was later arrested for smuggling
toad venom across the border.
380
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,035
to glue Hugh Jackman
went to the Jack Shack
381
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:42,996
back together the Tony
award that Gene shot.
382
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:47,125
And possibly to put a bullet
in all future Wolverine references.
383
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,293
Thanks to us.
384
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,547
And what came of Rick?
I think he learned something that night.
385
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,341
About friendship. About honesty.
386
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:58,053
And maybe he learned
something about himseelllf.
387
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:02,850
Here. Forgot to give you a fading pill.
Great for hangovers.
388
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:06,144
Just to clarify, I had to take
an un-fading pill to counteract
389
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,938
the original fading pill I just took.
390
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,315
Okay?
391
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,150
And if you’re hung up on why the
taxi disappeared,
392
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:15,153
the pills aren’t sentient,
but they do detect human coverings,
393
00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:17,781
so it saw the taxi as some sort
of large overcoat.
394
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,324
Doesn’t matter.
395
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,076
You uh, gonna be alright?
396
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,619
Got a place to stay?
397
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,122
I can 3D print you
an apartment on the moon.
398
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,499
I’ll figure it out, Rick. Thanks.
399
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,710
Well, here I go pill’in again.
400
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:36,216
Yep. Don’t any of you worry about
Mr. Popybutthole.
401
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,887
I got a lot of work to do,
but I’ll land on my poopy little feet.
402
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,471
I always do.
403
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:46,351
This burns like hell.
How did the other guys not react?
404
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,813
Is mine different?
It’s like my skin is boiling!
405
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,025
Guys, I got the Best Buds Burrito Box.
406
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,860
They normally ask
for proof of friendship,
407
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,987
but the cashier trusted
me that you guys were out...
408
00:19:58,697 --> 00:19:59,615
...here.
409
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,284
Not cool, man.
410
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:45,202
You don’t have to do this, Sheriff.
It’s your last day on the job.
411
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:48,956
That’s exactly why I must.
I ain’t retiring a coward.
412
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,916
Get out of here, officer.
413
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,377
And go take care of my granddaughter.
414
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:33,291
When I was young and in my prime,
my mind being free from care.
415
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,293
I ain’t scared of you!
416
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:39,172
Whilst leaving all in Donegal.
417
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:44,177
That i might, plough,
the raging main,
418
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,472
going to amerikay...
419
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:02,446
What happened?
420
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,406
I think it ran out of gas.
421
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:09,161
So, he could have survived
if he just stood back five feet?
422
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:13,206
Well. Let’s not tell
his granddaughter that.