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[ Sighs ] Any clue
when our houseguest
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is finally gonna leave?
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It'd be nice to have
the living room back.
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I keep tripping on
all his top hats.
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He's always messing
with my TiVo!
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It's an antique,
the buttons are fragile!
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Big surprise that Dad's
avoiding all this.
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Guys,
he's a family friend.
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He can stay
as long as he needs.
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Hey, so I just
sold some drugs
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to the weird little dude
in there.
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He said you had cash?
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Oh, you kids in school?
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You having trouble focusing?
Okay, that's it!
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Morty, find your grandfather
while I go
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talk to our houseguest.
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Jerry, pay the dealer.
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Yeah, I prefer
the term "pharmacist."
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So do they!
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Any chance you have--
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Sorry, I left
my wallet in space.
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Are you leaving
to get it?
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[ Door closes ]
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Mr. Poopybutthole,
this has gone far enough.
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We have been really cool to you
in your time of need.
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[ Gulping ]
I agree, Beth.
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I'm a pieeeece of garbage.
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Can you boost me up
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so I can hook my belt
to the ceiling faaaaan?
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We don't have a ceiling fan.
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Oo weee, is that
why it's so hooot?
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They're not expensivvve.
[ Sighs ]
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Bet you didn't expect to see me
in a cold open, huh?
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Looks like I've taken
another turn for the worse.
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It all started
when Beth shot me.
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I said I was sorry!
I know...
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It tore you up inside...
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Like a bullet.
It was an accident!
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Anyway, then I got fired
from my joooob, my wife left me,
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I broke both my leeegs,
failed the bar exam.
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Ooo wee, things went downhill
from there.
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So I've been crashing
with the Smiths for a while.
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Ooo wee,
I'm Mr. Pooooopybutthole
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and this is "Rick and Morty"
Seeeeason 7.
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{\an8}♪
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[ Computer beeping ]
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{\an8}Hey, buddy.
B-brought you a coffee.
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{\an8}I can synthesize coffee.
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{\an8}You don't need to make excuses
to come see me--
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{\an8}Yeah, I knew you'd say that,
so I didn't even bring a cup.
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{\an8}Any progress?
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{\an8}Yes, Morty, I found the version
of me that killed my wife.
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{\an8}You just missed it.
Okay, I get it.
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{\an8}I had a big sword fight
with him on top of Hoover Dam.
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{\an8}He fell and landed
on a sharp spike,
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{\an8}and then whispered, "Thank you,"
like a werewolf.
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{\an8}I was asking to be polite.
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{\an8}The family wants you upstairs
to deal with Mr. Poopybutthole.
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{\an8}It's finally time, huh?
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{\an8}Well, lucky for you guys, I
know how to make someone leave.
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{\an8}Family, I present to you,
Robo-Ghost.
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{\an8}Rick!
Your plan
is to scare him away?
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{\an8}Avoidance much?
I'm listening.
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{\an8}AI voice:
Assembling body.
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Beeps ]
Activating sentience.
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[ Groans ]
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{\an8}Uploading business.
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[ Screams ]
Unfinished business detected.
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Terminating body.
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[ Grunts ]
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{\an8}[ Groans ]
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{\an8}[ Shouts ]
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{\an8}Okay. I need to make gravity
part of its finished business
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{\an8}and leave floors unfinished.
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{\an8}Starting over.
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{\an8}Dad, you can't
keep putting this off.
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{\an8}You're doing an intervention
with us.
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{\an8}Nope.
Then we're sticking
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{\an8}Poopybutthole downstairs
with you.
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{\an8}What is this?
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{\an8}I-Is this an intervention
of me not intervening?
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{\an8}Y-You know this can't make
the concept work,
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{\an8}not comedically
or clinically.
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{\an8}Its success rate
is 10% in both areas.
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{\an8}Then you have to help him
on your own.
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{\an8}And not with a ghost.
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{\an8}[ Screaming ]
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{\an8}Oo, that--
that's interesting.
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{\an8}You kind of gave him a little
power by mentioning him.
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{\an8}There's a lot of science
to unpack about ghosts--
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{\an8}[ Sighs ]
After I talk to my friend.
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{\an8}Jerry: He's in
the living room, Rick.
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{\an8}I'm not doing this
by myself!
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{\an8}Oh, so you're going to have
an intervention?
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{\an8}No. I'm going to get
some friends
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{\an8}to help me talk to a friend,
and you'd know the difference
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{\an8}if you weren't stupid
and had friends.
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{\an8}You're mean! Dad!
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{\an8}Pick your battles, honey.
Ha ha!
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Yeah, fuck you, Summer.
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God damn it.
Your portal closed.
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Oh, did it?
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Have an intervention,
or we'll intervention you,
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you bunch of stupids.
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[ Doorbell ringing repeatedly,
knocking on door ]
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Gearhead! Buddy!
Listen.
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We gotta help
Mr. Poopybutthole.
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He's in a bad place.
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Well, that sounds like
an intervention,
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which Gearhead
no Likehead.
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It's not an intervention.
And you owe me.
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Okay, fine,
but now I need a drink.
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Make it to go
and make it two.
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Rick,
you son of a squanch!
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Squanch!
Told you he wasn't dead.
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We squanching?
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A little. We need to have
a hang with Poopybutthole
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and talk to him about--
His drinking.
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Us? Not without
a squanch.
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I'd love one
if you're pouring.
Make it three.
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You left a Gromflomite femur
in the compost.
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Your human side
is passionate but careless.
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I also found
your Federation hit list--
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Ugh!
Don't go through my stuff!
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This place
is worse than prison.
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[ Door slams ]
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[ Heavy metal music plays]
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Rick.
BP!
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It's been a minute.
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Is... someone here?
Birddaughter.
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You found her.
Yes.
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She was imprisoned
in a femme fatale training camp.
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That's great!
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L-Let's go celebrate
with our closest friends
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by encouraging Poopybutthole
to dial back his drinking!
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Suspect.
But I find fatherhood exhausting
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and would like to show
my daughter
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what real selfishness
looks like.
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Perfect!
Now, do we know anyone sober?
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Have you been drinking?
On a Thursday?
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He seems ideal.
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Waah!
So, where to?
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A coffee shop?
No. He'll know
something's up.
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Yeah! and I'm not
squanching just coffee!
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Let's squanch him
to a bar!
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It would undercut
our messaging.
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So it is
an intervention.
No!
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We're not asking anybody
to stop drinking
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because we're not
hypocrites or squares,
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we're just
concerned friends.
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Then we can at least do it
at a place with a bar.
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Look, I think if it has food,
it's allowed to have a bar.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Thuds ]
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Mr. Poopybutthole: Appreciate
you guys taking me out.
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It's been a rough week.
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Amy's taking pilaaaates
from a guy named Guy.
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You've been surveilling
your ex-wife?
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Oooweeee, not with
the restraining order!
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I hired a Predator
to follow her around.
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You can hire
[burps] Predators?
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Yeah, they're cheap because
they live for the hunt--
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you just have to pay 'em
to not kill your target,
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and if they stay cloaked,
there's no licensing fee.
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Welcome to Fuck You's!
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My name is Mart, and...
Fuck you!
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See, at Fuck You's,
we lightly tease our customers.
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Oh, this is fun!
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What do you know,
Gilligan?
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[ Chuckles ] Nice!
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Look at this depressed
pencil eraser.
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Did some middle schooler
stick you up a cat's asshole?
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I bet you had everything
and you watched it
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slip through your powerless
little fingers
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like the sands of time.
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Be right back to take
your order, folks,
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or should I say, fucks!
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Perhaps this wasn't
the best place to do this, Rick.
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What are you talkin'
about?
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This is a great place
to celebrate my birthdaaay!
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Birthday-- Birthday--
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birthday-- birthday--
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Your birthday?
Ooo weee.
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I can't believe
y'all remembered!
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I was
at the end of my rope,
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thinking I'd worn out
aaall my welcomeees.
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Thanks for doing all this,
Riiick!
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O- of course, Mr. PB.
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What are friends for?
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Heard we got
a birthday boy?!
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Yeeeah, but please
don't sing or--
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Yah!
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Fuck you,
shithead!
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Haha, yeah.
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That sure is
a smart hat...
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Because even my son Poopy Jr.
hates me!
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[ Crying ] Ooooweehehehe!
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I can relate.
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Birddaughter
is a total bitch.
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If you're a parent,
you can say that.
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Weeeell.
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Should we do shooots?
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Rick?
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Let's get
riggity-riggity-wrecked!
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[ All cheer ]
♪ I-I-I take a shot ♪
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♪ Do a pop, blow a line,
huff turpentine ♪
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♪ Get wrecked, text your ex,
fight a cop, feeling fine ♪
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♪ Punch your dick,
turn some tricks ♪
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♪ Quit your job, buy a dog ♪
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♪ Have two beers,
then ten more ♪
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♪ Pop a pill
and meet the floor ♪
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{\an8}♪
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[ Slurps ]
That one's
not my bellybutton.
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Well, what is it?
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{\an8}♪
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[ Screaming ]
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{\an8}♪
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Oo weee!
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[ Laughter ]
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Whoa!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Hold on, everyone!
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Whoa!
Ah!
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- Oh, God!
- Oh, woah!
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I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
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Is there a restroom?!
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At the front.
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[ Grunts ]
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Mr. Poopybutthole: Oh,
it was a bad idea! Oooo weee!
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- Yeah, ha ha!
- Oh, man!
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[ Brakes hiss ]
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[ All groaning ]
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Oooo weee!
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[ Dance music plays]
[ Laughter ]
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Whoo!
Aah!
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Oh, shit, it's happening!
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Honey rave!
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Bee time, baby!
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Whoa, what
world is this?
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We're on Earth.
How do you know?
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Because I think that is
Hugh Jackman.
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[ Music continues
in slow-motion ]
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Oh, shit, it is.
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Hey, Jackman!
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Makes sense he recognizes me.
We both hosted the Oscars.
247
00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:50,780
It's a pretty
exclusive club.
248
00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,531
Listen, guys,
don't make this tacky.
249
00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:54,617
Nobody call him "Wolverine."
Just treat him like a regular--
250
00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,535
Gene!
Small world, mate!
251
00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:58,788
Hugh!
Hugh married my cousin.
252
00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:01,874
Which I guess makes him
a Wolver-ine-law.
253
00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:04,752
Ha ha!
That is fantastic!
254
00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:06,045
Hey, didn't you host
the Oscars?
255
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,964
Yeah, I, uh--
Alright, alright, listen.
256
00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,507
Now, I'm not assuming you guys
want to party
257
00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,841
with me tonight,
but if you do--
258
00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:12,260
Yes we do.
Ooo wee!
259
00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,761
I wanna party
with Hugh Jackman.
Squanch yeah!
260
00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:16,472
If you do, you do it together,
as a team.
261
00:09:16,472 --> 00:09:19,183
Now, I need to go take
what I call a "Huge Ackman."
262
00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:21,018
Ackman is Australian slang
for shit.
263
00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:22,979
Don't look it up.
Do make a decision.
264
00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:26,023
Because from here,
I'm heading to the Jack Shack.
265
00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:28,526
What's the Jack Shack?
It's just his house.
266
00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,695
But, guys, I don't think
we should go there.
267
00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,488
I challenge you
to explain why not
268
00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:34,365
without making us
want to go more.
269
00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:37,159
Well, Hugh's pretty
anti-limitation.
270
00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,996
When he parties,
it gets extreme.
271
00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,289
Challenge failed.
272
00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,207
Woah! What's extreme
by the Gene metric?
273
00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:44,834
Does he have "Les Mis"
shot glasses?
274
00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,586
We're not exactly
squanchweights, brother.
275
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,589
It's my birthday, and I wish
to party with Huuugh Jackman.
276
00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,216
♪ Then you
shaaaaaalllllllll! ♪
277
00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:53,676
That was a fast shit.
278
00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:54,760
But first everybody's
taking these.
279
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,095
What are they?
280
00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,472
Huh, maybe they're Tic Tacs.
Maybe they're cyanide.
281
00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:00,308
[ Chuckling ]
Maybe I don't like to party
282
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:01,809
with people that hesitate.
283
00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:03,602
Heh heh heh!
There you go!
284
00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:04,729
That's the spirit!
285
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,897
Now we're all completely...
286
00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:09,859
♪ Fuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh! ♪
287
00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,403
[ Chanting in harmony ]
288
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,655
This was not oversold!
289
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:18,284
"A, B, D, E"--
I lost my "C."
290
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,869
My alphabet has no "C"!
291
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:20,870
Did I do these already?
292
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,080
D-Did I ask that already?
293
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,291
Squanch, yeah!
My turn!
294
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,044
Did I win?
295
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,253
{\an8}♪
296
00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:30,546
Mm. [ Sniffles ]
Mm.
297
00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,715
Ahhh... The best
bloody day of my life.
298
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,884
My wedding
was pretty great, too.
299
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,886
I was talking about
the Tony award.
300
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,763
Yooohoho!
Pull!
301
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:39,889
- Yeah!
- Woo-hoo!
302
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,390
Yeah!
We're squanching now!
303
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,725
{\an8}Why the long face, mate?
304
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,018
{\an8}Shape of my skull.
305
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,644
You know,
Mr. Poopybutthole,
306
00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:48,189
when I wrote "Caribbean Queen,"
you know what my agent said?
307
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,107
Billy Ocean wrote that--
That's what he said.
308
00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:51,901
Exactly that.
"Billy Ocean wrote this.
309
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,444
Don't write it again.
You're not Billy Ocean."
310
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,905
You know what I did?
I fired my agent.
311
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:59,325
Don't accept
other people's limitations.
312
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:02,578
What does your heart want,
lil' ripper?
313
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,829
Right now, don't think.
314
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:06,957
Right now,
my heart wants Amy back.
315
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,876
Everybody!
Our friend wants Amy back.
316
00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:10,086
Squanch idea!
317
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,088
I will agree to anything
in this state.
318
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,256
I do not think
that's a good idea.
319
00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:17,051
Ladies and gentlemen!
This man is a fake friend!
320
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,344
Come on, Hugh.
321
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,763
"Come on, Hugh.
Come on, everybody.
322
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,098
Don't call Hugh Jackman Wolverine.
323
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,766
Don't call yourself
Billy Ocean.
324
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,101
Don't get Amy Back."
325
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,019
You're a vampire, brother.
326
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,604
You feed off
other people's energy.
327
00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:30,856
That is kind of true.
Are you kidding me?!
328
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,858
You've been living on
my daughter's sofa for months!
329
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,194
Do you want me to leave?
The entire family does!
330
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:38,447
Why not say something?
Because you're my friend!
331
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:41,659
A real friend would have known
it's not my birthday.
332
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,828
[ Laughing ]
Oooooooooh, shit!
333
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,995
Fake friend!
334
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,789
You're not helping,
Hugh Jackman!
335
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,875
Yoooooou do not tell meeeeee
what to do!
336
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:50,960
Or anyone here.
Affirmative.
337
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,211
- Woo!
- Yeah, baby!
338
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,921
Why would you pretend
it was your birthday?!
339
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,132
You think I don't know
a half-assed intervention
340
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,842
when I see one coming?!
341
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,885
Oooooooooooooh, shit! Mm!
342
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,137
I love where you are, man.
343
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,221
You're just Wolverining
right now.
344
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,472
You-- You feel that?
345
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,557
I think so.
346
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,267
Does Wolverining
hurt a little?
347
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,518
Together: Every time!
348
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,270
Alright, grab a drink to go, gentlemen.
349
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,188
Because we're either
getting Amy back...
350
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:12,606
or...
we're going home.
351
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:13,649
You're nuts!
352
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,317
Then nut me up, bitch!
353
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,027
Nut me up!
354
00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:18,696
Together: [ Chanting ]
Nut me up! Nut me up!
355
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,822
It's not an expression!
356
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,157
- Woo!
- Ha ha!
357
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,825
Amy's coming back
dead or alive!
358
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,243
Woah!
Haha!
359
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,328
- Yes!
- Yeah!
360
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:29,290
Fake friend, my ass. I know how
to be there for my friends.
361
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,417
{\an8}[ Groaning ]
362
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,043
Father?! Why?!
363
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,503
Ah, crap. Hang on.
364
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:35,796
Lemme go upstairs
and grab the business finisher.
365
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,339
From where I'm sitting,
366
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,842
you're the one
with unfinished business.
367
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,719
Hey, mind your own business.
368
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,679
Business is my business!
369
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:47,683
And, brother,
business is good.
370
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,727
[ Sighs ]
371
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,979
[ Insects chirping ]
372
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,899
Oh, you come back
to ruin our fuuun?
373
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,525
No. To help you
finish this.
374
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:57,860
I made you guys come out
375
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,987
because I didn't want
to talk to PB alone.
376
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,323
I'm here to go down
with the ship.
Respect, Rick.
377
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,200
Gene: Hit it, Hugh!
[ Instrumental cover of
"Caribbean Queen" plays]
378
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:08,871
♪ I lose my cool
when she steps in the room ♪
379
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,789
{\an8}♪
380
00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:12,416
♪ Unh, unh ♪
381
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:16,337
♪ And I get so excited
just from her perfume ♪
382
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:19,381
Oo weee, there she is.
My Amy!
383
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,050
{\an8}♪
384
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,968
Hugh: ♪ Electric eyes
that you can't ignore ♪
385
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,054
Oh, she feels
my love around her! Oowee!
386
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,598
Wow. Your love
is pretty strong.
387
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:28,849
{\an8}♪
388
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,726
I guess that's not all
she's feeling.
389
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,561
♪ And passion burns you
like never before ♪
Predator P.I.?
390
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:35,314
This is the opposite
of what I hired you for!
391
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,984
Now, now.
Did you do this, Gul'Karna?
392
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:42,238
♪ I was in search
of a good time ♪
You do this? You do this?
393
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,948
♪ Just running my game ♪
394
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,825
I'm gonna uncloak
this later...
Now. Now. Now.
395
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:49,286
♪ Love was the furthest,
furthest from my mind, yeah ♪
396
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:51,705
Okay, honestly, PB, that could
have gone a lot worse--
397
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,207
PB?
398
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,376
♪ Caribbean Queen ♪
Ooooweeee, gotta goooo!
399
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,710
Run!
400
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,754
[ Growls ]
401
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:01,590
I'm too drunk to flee
a Predator right now!
402
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:04,385
Mud! The-- The mud thing!
Everyone mud up and hide!
403
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,636
{\an8}♪
404
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:06,762
What's that smell?
405
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,472
Ugh, Squanchy!
That's not mud.
406
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:09,848
Well, I'm not from
this planet!
407
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,433
Daddy, what's happening?
408
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,394
Quiet, Poopy Jr.!
I'm taking you home!
409
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,937
Aah!
410
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,564
Look, I just didn't
think I could--
411
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,690
What? Be honest?
412
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,857
Don't high-road me!
413
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:20,109
It's just as dishonest
to play dumb
414
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,443
about wearing out
your welcome!
415
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,028
You could've just told me!
416
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,322
You're an adult!
Read the room and figure it out!
417
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:40,629
{\an8}♪
418
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,298
[ Tab pops ]
419
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,967
[ Roars ]
420
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,761
I admit it-- that--
that was self destructive.
421
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,305
{\an8}♪
422
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,849
Use me as a shield!
I feel nothing!
423
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,475
Ca-cawwww!
424
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,102
[ Both scream ]
425
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,937
Squanch this!
426
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,480
[ Grunts ]
427
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,234
[ Groans ] I'm so--
428
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,153
I'm so squanched up, man.
429
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,362
[ Growls ]
430
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:06,530
[ Grunts ]
431
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,657
I-I'm not really
with these guys.
432
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,618
I was just walking
in this park--
433
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,786
Aagh!
434
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:13,996
No!
435
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,123
[ Garbled ]
Why is this my thing?!
436
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,626
No! I won't let you take
my family from me!
437
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,502
[ Grunting ]
438
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:26,050
Ow! Oh, ohhhhhhh!
439
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,177
[ Roars ]
440
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,347
Guess you didn't see
season 4, episode 3!
441
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,348
Let's go--
442
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,683
Oh! Oh! Ohh! Fuck!
443
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,769
[ Snarls ]
Oh!
444
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,021
Who's got the three dots
on their forehead now?
445
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,190
Could have done that
before he punched me.
446
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,734
[ Growls ]
447
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,986
Suck my squanch!
[ Snarls ]
448
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,112
Ahhh!
449
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,280
[ Groans ]
450
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,574
[ All grunting ]
451
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:51,909
Gimme that
big ol' tooth!
452
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,786
Gullll'Karrrna...
453
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,498
[ Groaning ]
454
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,708
[ Screeching ]
455
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,585
No, no, no, stop!
456
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,629
What are you doing?
I want that skull!
457
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,297
No, Rick. No more.
458
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,091
This is my fault.
All of it.
459
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,885
And if he's gonna protect
my wife and chiiild,
460
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,888
that's a great thing to know
while I get my shit together.
461
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:13,972
Amy: Wayne?
462
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,516
Wayne?
Aaaamy.
463
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,018
I-I messed up real baaad.
464
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,729
I came to say I don't know
what to do without you,
465
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:23,732
but I guess I can start
by not kidnapping.
466
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:26,777
That's definitely where
you should start.
467
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,987
[ Growls softly ]
468
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,825
I'm... sorry, Amy.
469
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,952
You should be.
But I'm not.
470
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:39,581
We're a family now--
Me, Poopy Jr., and Gul'Karna,
471
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,000
Clan Leader
of The Skin-Thieves.
472
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,752
Goodbye, Wayne.
473
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:44,878
Goodbye.
474
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,090
Ooo-weee, a musket?
475
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,300
I'm starting to think
it's like their currency.
476
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,386
I hunt because I must.
477
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:56,265
But man possesses a precious
gift-- the power to change.
478
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,851
More like
the power of music, bitch!
479
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,227
What the fuck?!
480
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,104
Jesus, Hugh,
we were just resolving it.
481
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,981
Well, I'm an actor,
and I'm high.
482
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,233
"'Caribbean Queen,'
written by Hugh Jackman,
483
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,359
age sixteen."
484
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,278
How's that for a twist?
485
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,529
Confusing.
486
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,364
Well, sometimes
you have to believe.
487
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,491
Wow, that's
reeeal inspiring.
488
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,826
Makes me think of how--
489
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,495
Get the hell out of here!
Okay, okay, sorry!
490
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,539
Alright guys,
I'm buying drive-through tacos,
491
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:24,042
but nobody tells my nutritionist
and we have to steal a car.
492
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,377
{\an8}♪
493
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,545
Rick: "Wayne," huh?
494
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,047
Oooweee.
495
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,841
But I prefer
Mr. Pooooopybutthole.
496
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:31,967
More refined.
497
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,635
[ Phone buzzes and caws ]
498
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,471
It appears Birddaughter
has broken into
499
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,264
another
Federation compound.
500
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,807
I must go.
501
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,393
Wayne, this counts as attending
your actual birthday.
502
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:44,271
Rick. It was...
canonical to see you.
503
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,856
Yeah, let's call it.
504
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,484
I wanna pass out before
I remember what we did tonight.
505
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,402
I never want
to forget it.
506
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,446
And I never want
to repeat it.
507
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,198
Proud of you,
little buddy.
508
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,325
{\an8}You too, Squanch.
509
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,494
Awww, fuck!
Look at us!
510
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,497
A bird guy, talking cat,
uh, what are you?
511
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,582
A robot man, and a mutant.
512
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,709
Wow. Was a bonzer night,
mates!
513
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,169
That's one for the books.
514
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,505
Mr. Poopybutthole:
Oooo, bonzer night indeed.
515
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,882
Kept in touch with the guys
over the years.
516
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,676
As much as ya can
in this fast world.
517
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,054
Birdperson went home
to take on a challenge
518
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,515
way more difficult
than a Predator--
519
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,600
raising Birddaughter.
520
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,519
Gearhead went back
to The Gear System
521
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,938
and got
a spinal replacement.
522
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,856
He's still paying it off.
523
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,066
Squanchy?
524
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,443
Checked himself
into a nice rehab.
525
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,862
No one thought it would stick,
and it didn't.
526
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,365
He was later arrested
for smuggling toad venom
527
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,950
across the border.
528
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,701
Hugh Jackman
went to the Jack Shack
529
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:42,704
to glue back together
the Tony award that Gene shot.
530
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,456
And possibly to put a bullet
531
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,875
in all future
Wolverine references.
532
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,168
Thanks to us.
533
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,503
And what came of Rick?
534
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,421
I think he learned
something that night.
535
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,006
About friendship.
536
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:54,633
About honesty.
537
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:58,220
And maybe he learned
something about himseelllf.
538
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,931
Oh. Here. Forgot
to give you a fading pill.
539
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,392
Great for hangovers.
Just to clarify,
540
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,352
I-I had to take
an un-fading pill
541
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,146
to counteract the original
fading pill I just took.
542
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,857
Oh. Uh. Okay?
543
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,608
And if you're hung up
on why the taxi disappeared,
544
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:12,985
the-- the pills
aren't sentient,
545
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,611
but they do detect
human coverings,
546
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:18,073
so it saw the taxi as
some sort of large overcoat--
547
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,199
doesn't matter.
548
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,410
You, uh, gonna be alright?
549
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,911
Got a place to stay?
550
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,830
I can 3D print you
an apartment on the moon.
551
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,499
I'll figure it out, Rick. Thanks.
552
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:31,128
Well, here I go
pill'in again.
553
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:36,466
Yep. Don't any of you worry
about Mr. Pooooopybutthole.
554
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,801
I got a lot of work to do,
555
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,887
but I'll land
on my poopy little feet.
556
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,805
I always do!
557
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,391
Owww!
This burns like hell!
558
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,435
How did the other guys
not react?
559
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,477
Is mine different?
560
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:50,022
It's like my skin
is boiling!
561
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,733
Guys, I got
the Best Buds Burrito Box!
562
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,443
They normally ask
for proof of friendship,
563
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,029
but the cashier trusted me
that you guys were out...
564
00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,573
...heeere.
565
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,659
Not cool, man.
566
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,829
Aah.
567
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:36,526
{\an8}♪
568
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:39,321
{\an8}[ Police radio chatter ]
569
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,365
[ Siren wails in distance ]
570
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,325
You don't have to do this,
Sheriff!
571
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,785
It's your last day
on the job!
572
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,120
That's exactly why I must.
573
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,289
I ain't retiring a coward.
574
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,999
Now get out of here, Officer.
575
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,877
And go take care
of my granddaughter.
576
00:20:53,877 --> 00:21:08,016
{\an8}♪
577
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,518
[ Gunshot ]
578
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:18,527
{\an8}♪
579
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,653
[ Smooches ]
580
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:20,862
{\an8}♪
581
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:24,950
[ Smooches ]
582
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,243
{\an8}♪
583
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,705
♪ When I was young
and in my prime ♪
584
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:33,500
♪ My mind being free
from care ♪
585
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,669
I ain't scared of you!
586
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:39,548
♪ Whilst leaving all
in Donegal ♪
587
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,800
♪ That I might plough ♪
588
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,594
[ Strained ]
♪ The raging main ♪
589
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:50,434
♪ Going to Amerikay-- ♪
590
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:56,189
{\an8}♪
591
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:57,816
[ Whimpers ]
592
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,943
{\an8}♪
593
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:01,153
[ Mower powers down ]
594
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,612
W-What happened?
595
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,573
I think
it ran out of gas.
596
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,991
Oh.
597
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,367
Sooo, he could have survived
598
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,828
if he just stood back
five feet?
599
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,204
Well...
600
00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:13,874
let's not tell
his granddaughter that.
601
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:16,835
Did you get any of that?
602
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,337
{\an8}♪