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Wow, another adventure
where I went up an ass.

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Oh, good, are we having
this fight again?

3
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L-let me guess,
y-you're gonna leave or,

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or throw
a sulking fit?

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You think you know everything,
Rick, but you're basically

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just a giant
8-year-old.

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I'm not doing
this anymore.

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Either you're in
or you're out, Morty.

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I'm tired of you weaponizing
this half-assed threat.

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You want out,
then ing quit!

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You know what,
you're right.

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Sorry to be such
a high-maintenance Morty.

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Why don't
I get you a drink?

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Oh, oh, hey, Morty!

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Hey, Rick.
You drunk yet?

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You're my little buddy,
you know that?

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I-it's you and me,
Morty.

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Rick and Morty,
100 years. Forever.

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Yeah, pal.
Rick and Morty, 100 years.

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Forever.

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G-g-get off me.
W-w-what are you doing?

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Ahhhh!

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An eye patch?

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You know how we feel
about pirates.

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Oh, my God!
What is happening!

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Do your worst you
little bastards! Kill me!

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Do it! Do it!

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It works! Now we can visit
infinite universes!

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Hooray!
But doesn't that mean

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infinite other families
can do the same?

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Honey, infinite families don't
invent the world's first --

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It works!

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Oh, do you realize how free
and empowered

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I just made us?

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I did it!

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Best father ever!

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Ah!

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And how were the horrors of
the infinite today, sir?

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Ahh, just another day
in paradise.

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Motherer!

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Well, not the stealthiest
technique,

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but if this guy
doesn't know I'm hunting him,

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he's not worth hunting.

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It's just good to see you
outside the subbasement.

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Even if you never kill
the version of yourself

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that killed your wife.

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Giving it your best shot,
it looks good on you.

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Thanks, buddy.
It means a lot that your bar

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for mental health
has gotten lower than mine.

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A good wind stays
under the wings, baby!

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Merging dimensions to
consolidate my decoys, huh?

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Kind of -- first-thought,
but the --

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craftsmanship,
pretty impressive.

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For a lesser Rick.

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What the
are you doing?

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Oh, shit!
Evil Morty!

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Sho-should
I grab the net?!

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Yes!

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Hang tight, Morty's
getting the net.

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Wait.
Is this what I think it is?

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Of course it is.
Everything's what I think it is.

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You're basically fracking
the Central Finite Curve

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to flush out
a version of yourself?

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Shouldn't you be turning
yourself into a pickle?

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What do you care what I do
to the Curve?

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I-I thought your whole gimmick
was ing off.

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Certainly what made
me a fan.

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You're right,
I don't live here,

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which is why it's insane
that you're still bugging me.

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The shockwaves have more range
than I thought.

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Jesus, you heard
a compliment?

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A monkey humping a shotgun has
"more range than he thought."

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Look at this scan array.
Don't touch!

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Why would I touch it
when I don't want it improved?

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Improved?

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You're hitting
infinite targets.

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At least filter
for probability stasis.

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I was gonna. Duh.

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I can't find the net!

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Sh-should we just
shoot him?

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You really think a douche
that smug

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doesn't keep
a force field on?

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Yeah, listen
to Pop-Pop, Morty.

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Eh. I'd be an idiot
if I didn't check.

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Uh-huh.

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Well, I'm not gonna backpedal
every time I do it.

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You changing something?

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He's filtering
for probability stasis.

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Ugh, are you
still here?

90
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And are you just
teeing him up now?

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What?

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See?

93
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Is that the guy?
Probably.

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You're acting like this
one's different.

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He is different.
But different doesn't mean him.

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Could be a trap.
I'll explain.

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He's worried that
it's actually your target

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and he'd owe me credit
for the kill.

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Are you serious
right now?

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You little narcissist.

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Dude,
literal glass house.

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You think you're better
than me?

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Jesus, I hope so!

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Can I offer my two cents?

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No!
Morty, no!

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Well, that's different.

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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Alright! Yes!
Aw, jeez.

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Everybody look
at the bright side.

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Evil Morty got to experience
being wrong before he died.

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It's true, that's what I get
for talking to you

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instead of killing you.

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What is this place?
I assume a box to contain

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Ricks that get too close
to the big guy.

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Are you basing that
on what you'd do?

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Since you're
all the same.

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I'm basing it on
the ensemble of thematic Ricks

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huddled opposite
your POV.

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Fresh meat.

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Pick a lane, buddy.

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Yeah, you can't do
the "Fresh Meat" line

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while cowering in shadow.

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You get here
same way we did?

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Hunting Rick Prime?

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How did you arrive
with two Mortys?

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Attachment
is death, bro.

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That's what I've learned
chasing this guy.

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Instead of Ricksplaining
how we all ended up

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in a Roach Motel,
let's pool some data.

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Who got here first?

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Me. I knocked off three clones
for this door prize.

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Oh, wow, three.

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He killed my wife!

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We know.

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You son of a bitch!

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You killed my wife!

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Is it just this?
Is this the torture?

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Looks like there's enough
of you to start the next ride!

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That or just one
really heavy Rick.

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This whole thing is automated,
which I do point out

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specifically to enhance
the humiliation.

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Here we go!

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If you're seeing this,

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you're me,
except, you know, less.

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But you acted like
you were better,

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so I killed
your beloved Diane.

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Partly to devastate you,

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mostly so I only have
to record one message.

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Some of you may have noticed

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that it's not just
your Diane that's gone.

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She's also been erased from
every universe across infinity.

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And you might be wondering why.

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I'd rather hear how.

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Diane was wiped
from all existence

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by The Weapon
Too Cool for a Name.

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The Omega Device.

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Known to inferiors
as The Omega Device.

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I heard the name
from an inferior.

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And it's my weapon.

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But it's your fault
I had to use it on her.

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So if you want to see the Rick
that ruined your life,

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look around.
There's so many of you.

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But that's why I want
to make a deal.

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One of you is going
to get your Diane back.

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He's lying.
He's lying!

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All you have to do
is be the last Rick left.

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Got that
out of your system?

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He can't bring her back!

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Ah!

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Wait, wait, wait!
I'm a nice Rick.

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Eh. Pass.
You're such a dick!

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We could've
worked together!

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Actually, I'm nice enough
to not lie about this.

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I was definitely
gonna kill you guys.

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Ah!

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00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,484
Oh, hey, guys.
I'm clear, Rick!

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Take the shot!

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I thought you wanted
to "work together."

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Just until
you could kill him!

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And they call me
Evil Morty.

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The easiest way
out of any box

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is to be the least
shaped like a box.

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We both hate Rick Prime
more than each other anyway.

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Where'd you get that?
He's the worst Rick.

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Big deal.
The worst turd is a pizza.

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Whoa!
Tough customer.

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How is the worst turd
a-a pizza?

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Ah!

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Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!

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00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:36,944
Seems like he doesn't
play well with others.

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We all cool
just killing this guy?

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Yeah.
Uh-huh.

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Great job, final Rick!

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00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:50,525
Or if you were just one fat
Rick, impressive cardio!

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And now the big reveal.

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Do you get Diane back?

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Not in any real sense, because
when I build a weapon, it works.

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It's called being talented.

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But I do have a Diane
that promises to be

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with you until death.

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00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,404
But I'd get to
the death part fast.

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00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:06,941
You don't want to be in here
when this place resets.

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00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,145
Rick?

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00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,346
Hey, Diane.

205
00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,449
You sucked
at eating pussy!

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00:10:15,483 --> 00:10:16,750
Clearly just said
to be hurtful,

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00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,419
but I also won't deny it.
I was young.

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00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,189
God, I miss that face.

209
00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:23,624
Ah!

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00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,894
Rick, you never
told me he killed

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00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,729
your wife across infinity.

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00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,664
Yeah, now I want
to meet this guy, too.

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00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,633
I don't want
to talk about this.

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00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,903
I always thought your Dick
smelled weird!

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00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,238
Or that.

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00:10:41,543 --> 00:10:46,480
Come on b-baby,
g-give my g-ghost a k-kiss.

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00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:48,315
Mwah.

218
00:10:51,285 --> 00:10:53,020
You taking her to go?

219
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:56,924
Whoa!

220
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:59,793
Looks like we
survived the box.

221
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,163
You should count chickens
professionally, Morty.

222
00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:03,632
I didn't
trigger that!

223
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:06,967
Alright, let's bail before
this oven self-cleans.

224
00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:09,638
What do you think?
Subether barrier blocking

225
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:10,905
the portal fluid?

226
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,406
Can't be that.
Mine would get through it.

227
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,975
Here, gimme that.

228
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,813
Don't freak out.
I'm gonna tweak this.

229
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,715
Carry the two,
hold the three...

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00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:22,783
You need some
kind of vector.

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00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,185
I was getting there.

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00:11:24,218 --> 00:11:25,386
The goo!

233
00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:27,254
The goo from the trap!

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00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,395
Come on, go, go, go!

235
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,267
Whoa, jeez!
That was insane!

236
00:11:40,301 --> 00:11:42,571
I-I can't believe
you were excited for that!

237
00:11:42,604 --> 00:11:43,904
I'm excited for this.

238
00:11:43,938 --> 00:11:46,740
Clearly no one's escaped
that place before.

239
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,943
Really learned your lesson
about chasing this guy.

240
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,811
Hey, man,
you can leave now.

241
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,313
That's true, I can.

242
00:11:52,346 --> 00:11:54,048
The weapon, Morty.

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00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,083
He knows a thing that wipes
someone out across

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00:11:56,116 --> 00:12:00,054
all dimensions could wipe
<i>him</i> out across all dimensions.

245
00:12:03,324 --> 00:12:04,458
Holy shit.

246
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,561
So that's the guy?

247
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:07,629
You're exhausting.

248
00:12:07,662 --> 00:12:08,896
Can't help it,
I'm a rascal.

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00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,097
Morty, you can't come!

250
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,600
Evil Morty,
stay out of my way!

251
00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:13,267
Gonna kill my nemesis!

252
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,102
Rick out!

253
00:12:16,705 --> 00:12:18,038
He's a weird guy.

254
00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:20,140
So Rick's right?
You're afraid of the weapon?

255
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,409
What happens if Rick
actually kills this guy?

256
00:12:22,443 --> 00:12:23,877
You ever think
about that?

257
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,045
Maybe he'll kill
himself next.

258
00:12:25,079 --> 00:12:26,880
You're an asshole.
Well, yeah.

259
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,350
I'm not "Good" Morty.

260
00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:32,286
Come or don't.
I don't care.

261
00:12:36,457 --> 00:12:38,325
Oh. Shit.

262
00:12:38,359 --> 00:12:40,695
Got to be honest, I totally
thought you were coming.

263
00:12:40,729 --> 00:12:42,029
No, no, I- I was.

264
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,797
I-I took a heroic step
toward the portal,

265
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:46,534
but then it closed.
Yeah, yeah, come on.

266
00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:52,106
Pri-i-i-i-i-i-me!

267
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,375
Aw, man.

268
00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:55,610
<i>What's up?</i>

269
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,911
He built it again.

270
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,313
<i>Pretty impressive.</i>

271
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,914
Well, yeah, he's me
with free time.

272
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,551
Alright, I don't see
a place to park.

273
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,723
Catch your breath and then keep
that heat off my back.

274
00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:11,392
<i>If you die,</i>
<i>I'm taking your stuff.</i>

275
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:15,062
Ugh, gross.

276
00:13:19,601 --> 00:13:21,101
Alright, cool,
let's do it.

277
00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:22,236
God dammit!

278
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,772
What? No one can do
undercuts but you?

279
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:24,805
You brought Morty?

280
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,541
I'm not worried about him.

281
00:13:26,574 --> 00:13:28,909
I'm evil!

282
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,579
Um, R-R-Rick?
I-Is this...?

283
00:13:31,613 --> 00:13:33,480
You guys don't do
anything small, huh?

284
00:13:33,515 --> 00:13:34,683
I'm surprised he hasn't --

285
00:13:34,716 --> 00:13:35,816
Alright, here we go!

286
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,051
There it is.
Yep.

287
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,485
Wow, the Wife Guy!
Dead Wife Rick!

288
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,722
I'll tell you, this guy
does not know when to quit.

289
00:13:40,755 --> 00:13:41,989
I'm gonna ing
kill you.

290
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,357
You brought two
Mortys with you?

291
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,025
What? They're your
cheering section?

292
00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:46,493
We brought
ourselves, asshole.

293
00:13:46,528 --> 00:13:49,363
Honestly, Wife Guy, I do miss
when it was just us.

294
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:53,000
The only two Ricks who actually
invented portal travel.

295
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,935
Anyone else teed up
to arrive later?

296
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,837
Like your car?

297
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,872
<i>I can see</i>
<i>why you hate him.</i>

298
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,274
And she sounds
like our wife!

299
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,009
Like in a ked-up
robot way

300
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,844
but that's
definitely her voice.

301
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:06,180
You sentimental
lil fella.

302
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:09,517
Right, good instincts.
I would've tried that, too.

303
00:14:13,822 --> 00:14:15,055
I upgraded this thing,
by the way.

304
00:14:15,089 --> 00:14:17,124
The new version
can fire more than once.

305
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,860
So now I can erase your whole
family, one-by-one,

306
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,495
until you finally
learn your lesson.

307
00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:24,231
Which you won't, so then
I'll kill you, too.

308
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,738
I'll do that
the old-fashioned way.

309
00:14:29,771 --> 00:14:31,740
Okay, family killin' time!

310
00:14:31,773 --> 00:14:34,041
Let's start small.
Still family though.

311
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,110
Where am I?
Two Ricks?

312
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,479
Where's my wife?
I was just with my wife!

313
00:14:38,513 --> 00:14:39,880
Uncle Slo!

314
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,583
What the --
Uncle Slo?

315
00:14:41,616 --> 00:14:42,883
Slo Mobius?

316
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,918
Yeah, this one
hurts me, too.

317
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:51,158
No-o-o-o-o-o!

318
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,972
Kind of the worst possible time
to use his powers.

319
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,775
Just made the death
happen slower.

320
00:15:06,808 --> 00:15:08,576
I'll kill you!

321
00:15:48,716 --> 00:15:50,417
Ah!

322
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,091
Aaah!

323
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,172
So, uh,
original grandson.

324
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,641
This is super weird.

325
00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:49,176
Obviously we're, uh, both trying
to kill each other.

326
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,646
Aw, jeez.
Nice to meet you, I guess.

327
00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:55,482
So, do we -- should I just
get this over with or...?

328
00:16:57,117 --> 00:17:00,354
Cool grandson.

329
00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:03,257
Shitty grandpa.

330
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:06,093
Why am I wearing
an eye patch?

331
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,630
And wait. Did we --
did we switch shirts?

332
00:17:08,663 --> 00:17:11,064
Yeah.
Thanks for the assist.

333
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,100
Rick, we -- we did it.

334
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,369
Evil Morty got him!

335
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,805
Rick? Rick!

336
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,775
Alright, you two punks

337
00:17:20,808 --> 00:17:22,309
stay here.

338
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:30,050
Okay, I think I'm
getting the pic -- Ow!

339
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,886
Frying my backups,
smart.

340
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,655
So you're like
an evil Morty.

341
00:17:33,688 --> 00:17:35,957
A clever one.
Ow!

342
00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:37,457
Alright, never been
a sidekick guy,

343
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,092
but I'm starting
to see the value.

344
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,327
You want a job?

345
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,863
We could be like
Batman and Robin.

346
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,731
Eh, I don't
need a Robin.

347
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,300
Okay, seriously,
what is this?

348
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:49,102
What, are you gonna
"aw-jeez" me to death?

349
00:17:50,705 --> 00:17:52,874
Oh, you don't want
those schematics, buddy.

350
00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:54,374
Those are for grown ups.

351
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,443
Uh-huh.

352
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,817
Oh, isn't this great?
Okay, alright.

353
00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:04,484
I get it.

354
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,355
Oh. What?
Oh, shit.

355
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,826
Mm-hmm.
Knock yourself out.

356
00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:15,162
Listen, Rick to Rick,
he's got the weapon plans.

357
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,664
Buddy, nip this
in the bud.

358
00:18:16,698 --> 00:18:19,000
He's 14. What's gonna
happen the next time

359
00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:21,301
he gets mad at grandpa?

360
00:18:23,571 --> 00:18:25,907
Let's do this then.

361
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,341
You're welcome, by the way.

362
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,877
I made you.
I showed you infinity.

363
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,814
And what did
you do with it?

364
00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:36,751
Hang out with my grandson,
raise echoes of my daughter?

365
00:18:38,352 --> 00:18:40,253
What's your life
without me?

366
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,824
Let's find out.

367
00:18:45,526 --> 00:18:47,762
Admit it.
You would've been me.

368
00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:49,931
Ah!

369
00:18:49,964 --> 00:18:51,198
I just walked
into your garage

370
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,200
before you walked
into mine!

371
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:56,236
But eventually
you did!

372
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:59,607
You lived in my house!

373
00:19:10,051 --> 00:19:12,486
What -- what
are you doing?

374
00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:23,765
Pretty cool visual.
You're missing it.

375
00:19:23,798 --> 00:19:27,334
We don't have to talk.
This didn't make us friends.

376
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,139
There's our guy.
Rick!

377
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:34,509
Is it over?
Is -- is he...?

378
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:37,177
Not exactly an "alive"
amount of blood.

379
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,780
How's it feel?

380
00:19:38,813 --> 00:19:40,081
Better? No?

381
00:19:40,114 --> 00:19:41,949
Exactly the same?

382
00:19:41,983 --> 00:19:43,350
Yeah, it always does.

383
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,686
Hope you're happy
with your choice.

384
00:19:44,719 --> 00:19:46,120
off.
I'm gonna.

385
00:19:46,154 --> 00:19:48,690
Just don't force me
to improve on the design.

386
00:19:48,723 --> 00:19:51,626
I can end the Rick experiment
any time I want.

387
00:19:51,659 --> 00:19:53,460
Why threaten?
Why not just do it?

388
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,195
Because using
a weapon like this

389
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,532
doesn't get you
left alone, Morty.

390
00:19:57,565 --> 00:20:01,234
Think I want a bunch of vengeful
Summers coming after me?

391
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,137
You are a little different
though, Rick.

392
00:20:03,171 --> 00:20:05,907
Maybe I can
use that someday.

393
00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:07,141
- Seriously though.
- you.

394
00:20:07,175 --> 00:20:10,310
Don't come after me.
It won't go well.

395
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:19,153
Are -- are you okay?

396
00:20:19,187 --> 00:20:20,955
Yeah.

397
00:20:22,724 --> 00:20:25,927
Phew, man, when those drones
uncloaked back there,

398
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,328
I was like,
"Oh, shit, this is --

399
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:31,298
We're ed,
we're toast!

400
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:37,205
♪ Look on down
from the bridge ♪

401
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:44,712
♪ There's still
fountains down there ♪

402
00:20:47,215 --> 00:20:51,953
♪ Look on down
from the bridge ♪

403
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:57,759
♪ It's still raining ♪

404
00:20:57,792 --> 00:20:59,994
♪ Up here ♪

405
00:21:02,864 --> 00:21:09,402
♪ Everybody seems
so far away from me ♪

406
00:21:10,905 --> 00:21:17,879
♪ Everybody just
wants to be free ♪

407
00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:23,918
♪ Look away from the sky ♪

408
00:21:25,086 --> 00:21:28,222
♪ It's no different ♪

409
00:21:28,256 --> 00:21:31,025
♪ When you're leaving home ♪

410
00:21:34,562 --> 00:21:40,535
♪ I can't be the same
thing to you now ♪

411
00:21:40,568 --> 00:21:44,872
♪ I'm just gone ♪

412
00:21:44,906 --> 00:21:47,675
♪ Just gone ♪

413
00:21:50,278 --> 00:21:53,047
Mama, who's that man
in our picture?

414
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,782
Oh, honey, that's...

415
00:21:54,816 --> 00:21:55,917
that's...

416
00:21:55,950 --> 00:21:57,185
That's your father.

417
00:21:57,218 --> 00:21:59,921
You -- you don't
remember your father?

418
00:21:59,954 --> 00:22:02,924
Oh. Yeah.

419
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:47,434
Did you get any of that?