1 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:07,382 Another adventure where I went up an ass. 2 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:08,967 Good, are we having this fight again? 3 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:10,885 Lemme guess, you’re gonna leave or, 4 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:13,012 - or throw a sulking fit? - You think you know everything Rick, 5 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:15,056 but you’re basically just a giant eight-year-old. 6 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:17,475 I’m not doing this anymore. Either you’re in or you’re out, Morty. 7 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:19,769 I’m tired of you weaponizing this half-assed threat. 8 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,604 You want out, then fucking quit. 9 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,107 You know what, you’re right. 10 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,443 Sorry to be such a high-maintenance Morty. 11 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:28,403 Why don’t I get you a drink? 12 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:40,457 Hey Morty! Hey Rick. 13 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:43,585 - You drunk yet? - You’re my little buddy, you know that? 14 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:47,714 It’s you and me, Morty. Rick and Morty, 100 years. 15 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,632 - Forever. - Yeah pal. 16 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:53,219 Rick and Morty, a hundred years. Forever. 17 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,307 Get off me. What are you doing? 18 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,859 An eyepatch? You know how we feel about pirates... 19 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:23,166 My God! 20 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:50,109 Do your worst you little bastards Kill me! Do it! 21 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:05,875 - Alright! - Hi Morty. 22 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:44,914 It works! 23 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:47,792 - Now we can visit infinite universes! - Hooray! 24 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:50,545 But doesn’t that mean infinite other families can do the same? 25 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:53,006 Honey, infinite families don’t invent the world’s first... 26 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:57,844 Yes! It works! Do you realize how free and empowered I just made us... 27 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:00,388 I did it! Best father ever! 28 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:04,869 {\an8}And how were the horrors of the infinite today, sir? 29 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,957 {\an8}Just another day in paradise. 30 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,011 {\an8}Mother fucker. 31 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:26,099 {\an8}Well, not the stealthiest technique, 32 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,977 {\an8}but if this guy doesn’t know I’m hunting him, he’s not worth hunting. 33 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,187 {\an8}It’s just good to see you outside the subbasement. 34 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,982 {\an8}Even if you never kill the version of yourself that killed your wife, 35 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,316 {\an8}giving it your best shot, 36 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,901 {\an8}- it looks good on you. - Thanks, buddy. 37 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:39,654 {\an8}It means a lot that your bar for mental health has gotten lower than mine. 38 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,322 {\an8}A good wind stays under the wings, baby! 39 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:52,291 {\an8}Merging dimensions to consolidate my decoys?! Kinda first-thought, 40 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,128 {\an8}but the craftsmanship, pretty impressive... 41 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:56,796 {\an8}For a lesser Rick. 42 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,048 {\an8}What the fuck are you doing? 43 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:01,718 {\an8}Shit! Evil Morty! Should I grab the net?! 44 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:02,719 {\an8}Yes! 45 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:06,097 {\an8}- Hang tight, Morty’s getting the net. - Wait! Is this what I think it is? 46 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,349 {\an8}Of course it is, everything’s what I think it is. 47 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:10,727 {\an8}You’re basically fracking the Central Finite Curve 48 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,145 {\an8}to flush out a version of yourself? 49 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,772 {\an8}Shouldn’t you be turning yourself into a pickle? 50 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:16,274 {\an8}What do you care what I do to the Curve? 51 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,067 {\an8}I thought your whole gimmick was fucking off. 52 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:19,569 {\an8}Certainly what made me a fan. 53 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,363 {\an8}You’re right, I don’t live here, which is why it’s insane 54 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:23,406 {\an8}that you’re still bugging me. 55 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:25,199 {\an8}The shockwaves have more range than I thought. 56 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:26,576 {\an8}Jesus, you heard a compliment? 57 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:29,078 {\an8}A monkey humping a shotgun has "more range than he thought". 58 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,913 {\an8}- Look at this scan array. - Don’t touch! 59 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:32,915 {\an8}Why would I touch it when I don’t want it improved. 60 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:33,916 {\an8}Improved... 61 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:37,670 {\an8}You’re hitting infinite targets, at least filter for probability stasis. 62 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,005 {\an8}I was gonna. 63 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:42,300 {\an8}I can’t find the net! Should we just shoot him? 64 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:45,219 {\an8}You really think a douche that smug doesn’t keep a force field on? 65 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:46,679 {\an8}Listen to Pop-Pop, Morty. 66 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:49,474 {\an8}I’d be an idiot if I didn’t check. 67 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,686 {\an8}Well, I’m not gonna backpedal every time I do it. 68 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:58,191 {\an8}- You changing something? - He’s filtering for probability stasis. 69 00:05:58,608 --> 00:05:59,942 {\an8}You are still here? 70 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,403 {\an8}- And are you just teeing him up now? - What? 71 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,114 See? 72 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:11,370 - Is that the guy? - Probably. 73 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,456 You’re acting like this one’s different. 74 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,457 He is different. 75 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,542 But different doesn’t mean him. Could be a trap. 76 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,045 I’ll explain. He’s worried that it’s actually your target 77 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,838 and he’d owe me credit for the kill. 78 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:23,382 Are you serious right now? You little narcissist. 79 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:26,219 - Dude. Literal glass house. - You think you’re better than me?! 80 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,512 Jesus, I hope so! 81 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,639 Can I offer my two cents? 82 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:30,973 - No! - Morty, no! 83 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:33,684 Well, that’s different. 84 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,610 - Alright! Yes! - Geez. 85 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,403 - Fuck. - Everybody look at the bright side. 86 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:47,240 Evil Morty got to experience being wrong before he died. 87 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,159 It’s true, that’s what I get for talking to you instead of killing you. 88 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,577 What is this place? 89 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:54,956 I assume a box to contain Ricks that get too close to the big guy. 90 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,583 Are you basing that on what you’d do? Since you’re all the same. 91 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:00,128 I’m basing it on the ensemble of thematic Ricks 92 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,754 huddled opposite your POV. 93 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,174 - Fresh meat. - Pick a lane, buddy. 94 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:07,969 You can’t do the "Fresh Meat" line while cowering in shadow. 95 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,346 You get here same way we did? Hunting Rick Prime? 96 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:13,808 - How did you arrive with two Mortys? - Attachment is death, bro. 97 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,643 That’s what I’ve learned chasing this guy. 98 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:18,479 Instead of Ricksplaining how we all ended up in a Roach Motel, 99 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:20,523 let’s pool some data. Who got here first? 100 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:24,110 Me. I knocked off three clones for this door prize. 101 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:26,070 Three. 102 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:28,656 - He killed my wife! - We know. 103 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,618 You son of a bitch! You killed my wife! 104 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:38,291 Is it just this? Is this the torture? 105 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,669 Looks like there’s enough of you to start the next ride! 106 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:45,089 That or just one really heavy Rick. This whole thing is automated, 107 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:47,884 which I do point out specifically to enhance the humiliation. 108 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,218 Here we go! 109 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:52,889 If you’re seeing this, you’re me, except, you know, less. 110 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:56,142 But you acted like you were better, so I killed your beloved Diane. 111 00:07:56,642 --> 00:08:00,313 Partly to devastate you, mostly so I only have to record one message. 112 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:03,441 Some of you may have noticed that it’s not just your Diane that’s gone. 113 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:06,736 She’s also been erased from every universe across infinity. 114 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,697 - And you might be wondering why. - I’d rather hear how. 115 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:13,409 Diane was wiped from all existence by The Weapon Too Cool for a Name. 116 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:16,871 - The Omega Device. - Known to inferiors as The Omega Device. 117 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:19,290 - I heard the name from an inferior. - And it’s my weapon. 118 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:21,459 But it’s your fault I had to use it on her. 119 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,544 So if you want to see the Rick that ruined your life? 120 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:25,546 Look around. There’s so many of you. 121 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:27,590 But that’s why I want to make a deal. 122 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,675 One of you is going to get your Diane back. 123 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,093 He’s lying. He’s lying 124 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:34,722 All you have to do... is be the last Rick left. 125 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:44,565 Got that out of your system? He can’t bring her back. 126 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,740 Wait, wait, wait! I’m a nice Rick! 127 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,744 - Pass. - You’re such a dick! 128 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:57,995 We could’ve worked together! 129 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,332 Actually, I’m nice enough to not lie about this, 130 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,875 I was definitely gonna kill you guys. 131 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,634 - Hey guys. - I’m clear, Rick! Take the shot! 132 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,177 I thought you wanted to "work together". 133 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:15,930 - Just until you could kill him! - And they call me Evil Morty. 134 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:18,975 The easiest way out of any box is to be the least shaped like a box. 135 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:21,310 We both hate Rick Prime more than each other anyway. 136 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,020 - Where’d you get that? - He’s the worst Rick. 137 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,273 Big deal. The worst turd is a pizza. 138 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:31,988 - Tough customer. - How is the worst turd a pizza? 139 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:35,741 - Oh shit! - Oh shit! 140 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,451 Seems like he doesn’t play well with others. 141 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:39,912 - We all cool just killing this guy? - Yeah 142 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:47,795 Great job final Rick! 143 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:50,673 Or if you were just one fat Rick, impressive cardio! 144 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:54,260 And now the big reveal. Do you get Diane back? 145 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:57,346 Not in any real sense, because when I build a weapon, it works. 146 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:58,681 It’s called being talented. 147 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:02,476 But I do have a Diane that promises to be with you until death. 148 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,145 But I’d get to the death part fast, 149 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,272 you don’t wanna be in here when this place resets. 150 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:11,944 - Rick? - Diane. 151 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:15,865 You sucked at eating pussy! 152 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,743 Clearly just said to be hurtful, but I also won’t deny it, I was young. 153 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:21,787 God, I miss that face. 154 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:29,337 Rick? You never told me he killed your wife across infinity. 155 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:32,089 - Now I want to meet this guy too. - I don’t want to talk about this. 156 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,801 I always thought your dick smelled weird! 157 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,053 Or that. 158 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:46,812 Come on baby, give my ghost a kiss. 159 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:52,902 You taking her to go? 160 00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:59,283 Looks like we survived the box. 161 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,620 You should count chickens professionally, Morty. 162 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,788 I didn’t trigger that! 163 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,332 Alright, let’s bail before this oven self-cleans. 164 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,961 What do you think, subether barrier blocking the portal fluid? 165 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,380 Can’t be that, mine would get through it. 166 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,422 Here, gimme that! 167 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,429 Don’t freak out, I’m gonna tweak this. 168 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:21,931 Carry the two, hold the three. 169 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:24,308 - You need some kind of vector. - I was getting there. 170 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,894 The goo! The goo from the trap! 171 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,235 Come on, go go go! 172 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,950 Geez! That was insane. 173 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,993 I can’t believe you were excited for that. 174 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:46,372 I’m excited for this. Clearly no one’s escaped that place before. 175 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,500 Really learned your lesson about chasing this guy. 176 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,252 Hey man, you can leave now. 177 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:54,088 - That’s true, I can. - The weapon, Morty. 178 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,258 He knows a thing that wipes someone out across all dimensions 179 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,218 could wipe him out across all dimensions. 180 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:06,016 - Holy shit. - So that’s the guy? 181 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:09,353 - You’re exhausting. - Can’t help it, I’m a rascal. 182 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,479 Morty, you can’t come! 183 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:14,066 Evil Morty, stay out of my way! Gonna kill my nemesis! Rick out! 184 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,237 He’s a weird guy. 185 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,573 So Rick’s right? You’re afraid of the weapon? 186 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,700 What happens if Rick actually kills this guy? 187 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,160 You ever think about that? 188 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,537 - Maybe he’ll kill himself next. - You’re an asshole. 189 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,956 Well, yeah. I’m not "Good" Morty. 190 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,459 Come or don’t. I don’t care. 191 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,800 - Shit! - Gotta be honest, 192 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,218 - I totally thought you were coming. - No, no! 193 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:44,346 I was... I took a heroic step toward the portal, 194 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,056 - but then it closed. - Come on! 195 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,812 Prime! 196 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,274 - Man. - What’s up? 197 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:56,859 He built it again. 198 00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,528 Pretty impressive. 199 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:03,032 Well yeah! He’s me with free time. Alright, I don’t see a place to park. 200 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:09,079 Catch your breath and then keep that heat off my back. 201 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:11,415 If you die, I’m taking your stuff. 202 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:14,710 Gross. 203 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,343 - Alright cool, let’s do it. - God dammit. 204 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,345 What? No one can do undercuts but you? 205 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,473 - You brought Morty? - I’m not worried about him. I’m evil! 206 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,769 Rick? Is this? 207 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,855 You guys don’t do anything small? I’m surprised he hasn’t... 208 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,649 - Alright, here we go! - There it is. 209 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,068 The Wife Guy! Dead Wife Rick! 210 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,070 I’ll tell you, this guy does not know when to quit. 211 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,488 I’m gonna fucking kill you. 212 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,574 You brought two Mortys with you? What, they’re your cheering section? 213 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,243 We brought ourselves, asshole. 214 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:50,079 Honestly Wife Guy, I do miss when it was just us. 215 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:53,541 The only two Ricks who actually invented portal travel. 216 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,126 Anyone else teed up to arrive later? Like your car? 217 00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,213 I can see why you hate him. 218 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:02,508 And she sounds like our wife! Like in a fucked-up robot way 219 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,260 but that’s definitely her voice. 220 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,803 You sentimental little fella. 221 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,973 Right, good instinct. I would’ve tried that too. 222 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:17,731 I upgraded this thing, by the way. The new version can fire more than once. 223 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,608 So now I can erase your whole family. 224 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:22,236 One-by-one, until you finally learn your lesson. 225 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,154 Which you won’t, so then I’ll kill you too. 226 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:28,909 I'll do that the old-fashioned way. 227 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,662 Okay, family killing time! 228 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,956 Let’s start small. Still family though. 229 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,375 Where am I? Two Ricks? 230 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,586 Where’s my wife? I was just with my wife! 231 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,212 Uncle Slo! 232 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,048 What the fuck Uncle Slo? Slo Mobius? 233 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,466 Yeah, this one hurts me too. 234 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:51,432 - No! - No! 235 00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:05,404 Kind of the worst possible time to use his powers, 236 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,198 - just made the death happen slower. - I’ll kill you! 237 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,379 Soo original grandson! 238 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,965 This is super weird, obviously we’re, 239 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,591 both trying to kill each other. 240 00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:52,428 Jeez! Nice to meet you. I guess. 241 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:55,514 So, do we should I just get this over with or... 242 00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,268 Cool Grandson. 243 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,646 Shitty grandpa. 244 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:09,028 Why am I wearing an eyepatch? And wait did we switch shirts? 245 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,738 Thanks for the assist. 246 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:15,117 Rick, we did it. Evil Morty got him! 247 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,286 Rick? Rick? 248 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,540 Alright, you two punks stay here. 249 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,464 Okay! I think I’m getting the pic... 250 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,802 Frying my backups, smart. So you’re like, an evil Morty. 251 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:34,803 A clever one! 252 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,600 Alright, never been a sidekick guy, but I’m starting to see the value. 253 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,852 You want a job? We could be like Batman and Robin. 254 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,062 I don’t need a Robin. 255 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:46,732 Okay seriously, what is this? 256 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,817 What are you gonna "aw-jeez" me to death? 257 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,323 You don’t want those schematics buddy, those are for grown ups. 258 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,540 Isn’t this great? Okay, alright, I get it. 259 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,629 What? Shit. 260 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:10,798 Knock yourself out. 261 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,385 Listen, Rick to Rick, he’s got the weapon plans. 262 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,137 Buddy, nip this in the bud. 263 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,849 He’s fourteen, what’s gonna happen the next time he gets mad at grandpa? 264 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:24,895 Let’s do this then. 265 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,940 You’re welcome, by the way. 266 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,359 I made you. I showed you infinity. 267 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,070 And what did you do with it? 268 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,990 Hang out with my grandson, raise echoes of my daughter? 269 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,410 What’s your life without me? 270 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,538 Let’s find out. 271 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,001 Admit it! You would’ve been me. 272 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:53,048 I just walked into your garage before you walked into mine. 273 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,051 But eventually you did! 274 00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:59,221 You lived in my house! 275 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:12,025 What are you doing? 276 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:24,079 Pretty cool visual. You’re missing it. 277 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,540 We don’t have to talk. This didn’t make us friends. 278 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,878 There’s our guy. 279 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:34,423 Rick! Is it over? Is he... 280 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,758 Not exactly an "alive" amount of blood. 281 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:41,471 How’s it feel? Better? No? Exactly the same? 282 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,058 It always does. Hope you’re happy with your choice. 283 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,643 - Fuck off. - I’m gonna. 284 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:49,146 Just don’t force me to improve on the design. 285 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:52,316 I can end the Rick experiment anytime I want. 286 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,067 Why threaten? Why not just do it? 287 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:58,155 Because using a weapon like this doesn’t get you left alone, Morty. 288 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,199 Think I want a bunch of, vengeful Summers coming after me? 289 00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:04,870 You are a little different though Rick. Maybe I can use that someday. 290 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,664 Seriously though. Fuck you. 291 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,625 Don’t come after me. It won’t go well. 292 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,800 Are you okay? 293 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:20,427 Yeah. 294 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,600 Man, when those drones uncloaked back there, 295 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,477 I was like, oh shit, this is... 296 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,145 we’re fucked, we’re toast! 297 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,355 But then you... 298 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:53,353 Mama who’s that man in our picture? 299 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,479 Honey, that’s... 300 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:59,568 That’s your father. You don’t remember your father? 301 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,279 Yeah!