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Another adventure
where I went up an ass.
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Good, are we having
this fight again?
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Lemme guess, you’re gonna leave or,
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- or throw a sulking fit?
- You think you know everything Rick,
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but you’re basically just
a giant eight-year-old.
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I’m not doing this anymore.
Either you’re in or you’re out, Morty.
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I’m tired of you weaponizing
this half-assed threat.
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You want out, then fucking quit.
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You know what, you’re right.
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Sorry to be such
a high-maintenance Morty.
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Why don’t I get you a drink?
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Hey Morty!
Hey Rick.
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- You drunk yet?
- You’re my little buddy, you know that?
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It’s you and me,
Morty. Rick and Morty, 100 years.
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- Forever.
- Yeah pal.
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Rick and Morty,
a hundred years. Forever.
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Get off me.
What are you doing?
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An eyepatch?
You know how we feel about pirates...
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My God!
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Do your worst you little bastards
Kill me! Do it!
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- Alright!
- Hi Morty.
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It works!
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- Now we can visit infinite universes!
- Hooray!
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But doesn’t that mean infinite
other families can do the same?
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Honey, infinite families
don’t invent the world’s first...
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Yes! It works! Do you realize how
free and empowered I just made us...
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I did it! Best father ever!
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{\an8}And how were the horrors of the
infinite today, sir?
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{\an8}Just another day in paradise.
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{\an8}Mother fucker.
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{\an8}Well, not the stealthiest technique,
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{\an8}but if this guy doesn’t know I’m
hunting him, he’s not worth hunting.
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{\an8}It’s just good to see you
outside the subbasement.
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{\an8}Even if you never kill the version
of yourself that killed your wife,
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{\an8}giving it your best shot,
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{\an8}- it looks good on you.
- Thanks, buddy.
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{\an8}It means a lot that your bar for mental
health has gotten lower than mine.
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{\an8}A good wind stays under the wings, baby!
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{\an8}Merging dimensions to consolidate
my decoys?! Kinda first-thought,
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{\an8}but the craftsmanship,
pretty impressive...
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{\an8}For a lesser Rick.
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{\an8}What the fuck are you doing?
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{\an8}Shit! Evil Morty!
Should I grab the net?!
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{\an8}Yes!
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{\an8}- Hang tight, Morty’s getting the net.
- Wait! Is this what I think it is?
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{\an8}Of course it is,
everything’s what I think it is.
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{\an8}You’re basically fracking
the Central Finite Curve
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{\an8}to flush out a version of yourself?
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{\an8}Shouldn’t you be turning
yourself into a pickle?
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{\an8}What do you care what I do to the Curve?
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{\an8}I thought your whole
gimmick was fucking off.
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{\an8}Certainly what made me a fan.
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{\an8}You’re right, I don’t live here,
which is why it’s insane
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{\an8}that you’re still bugging me.
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{\an8}The shockwaves have more
range than I thought.
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{\an8}Jesus, you heard a compliment?
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{\an8}A monkey humping a shotgun has
"more range than he thought".
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{\an8}- Look at this scan array.
- Don’t touch!
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{\an8}Why would I touch it when I don’t
want it improved.
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{\an8}Improved...
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{\an8}You’re hitting infinite targets,
at least filter for probability stasis.
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{\an8}I was gonna.
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{\an8}I can’t find the net!
Should we just shoot him?
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{\an8}You really think a douche that smug
doesn’t keep a force field on?
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{\an8}Listen to Pop-Pop, Morty.
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{\an8}I’d be an idiot if I didn’t check.
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{\an8}Well, I’m not gonna backpedal
every time I do it.
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{\an8}- You changing something?
- He’s filtering for probability stasis.
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{\an8}You are still here?
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{\an8}- And are you just teeing him up now?
- What?
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See?
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- Is that the guy?
- Probably.
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You’re acting like this one’s different.
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He is different.
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But different doesn’t mean him.
Could be a trap.
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I’ll explain. He’s worried that
it’s actually your target
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and he’d owe me credit for the kill.
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Are you serious right now?
You little narcissist.
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- Dude. Literal glass house.
- You think you’re better than me?!
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Jesus, I hope so!
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Can I offer my two cents?
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- No!
- Morty, no!
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Well, that’s different.
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- Alright! Yes!
- Geez.
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- Fuck.
- Everybody look at the bright side.
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Evil Morty got to experience being
wrong before he died.
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It’s true, that’s what I get for talking
to you instead of killing you.
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What is this place?
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I assume a box to contain Ricks
that get too close to the big guy.
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Are you basing that on what you’d do?
Since you’re all the same.
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I’m basing it on the
ensemble of thematic Ricks
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huddled opposite your POV.
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- Fresh meat.
- Pick a lane, buddy.
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You can’t do the "Fresh Meat"
line while cowering in shadow.
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You get here same way we did?
Hunting Rick Prime?
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- How did you arrive with two Mortys?
- Attachment is death, bro.
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That’s what I’ve learned
chasing this guy.
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Instead of Ricksplaining how we all
ended up in a Roach Motel,
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let’s pool some data.
Who got here first?
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Me. I knocked off three clones
for this door prize.
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Three.
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- He killed my wife!
- We know.
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You son of a bitch!
You killed my wife!
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Is it just this? Is this the torture?
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Looks like there’s enough
of you to start the next ride!
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That or just one really heavy Rick.
This whole thing is automated,
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which I do point out specifically
to enhance the humiliation.
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Here we go!
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If you’re seeing this, you’re me,
except, you know, less.
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But you acted like you were better,
so I killed your beloved Diane.
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Partly to devastate you, mostly so
I only have to record one message.
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Some of you may have noticed that
it’s not just your Diane that’s gone.
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She’s also been erased from
every universe across infinity.
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- And you might be wondering why.
- I’d rather hear how.
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Diane was wiped from all existence
by The Weapon Too Cool for a Name.
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- The Omega Device.
- Known to inferiors as The Omega Device.
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- I heard the name from an inferior.
- And it’s my weapon.
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But it’s your fault
I had to use it on her.
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So if you want to see the Rick
that ruined your life?
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Look around. There’s so many of you.
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But that’s why I want to make a deal.
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One of you is going to get
your Diane back.
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He’s lying. He’s lying
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All you have to do...
is be the last Rick left.
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Got that out of your system?
He can’t bring her back.
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Wait, wait, wait!
I’m a nice Rick!
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- Pass.
- You’re such a dick!
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We could’ve worked together!
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Actually, I’m nice enough
to not lie about this,
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I was definitely gonna kill you guys.
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- Hey guys.
- I’m clear, Rick! Take the shot!
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I thought you wanted to "work together".
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- Just until you could kill him!
- And they call me Evil Morty.
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The easiest way out of any box
is to be the least shaped like a box.
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We both hate Rick Prime more than
each other anyway.
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- Where’d you get that?
- He’s the worst Rick.
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Big deal. The worst turd is a pizza.
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- Tough customer.
- How is the worst turd a pizza?
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- Oh shit!
- Oh shit!
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Seems like he doesn’t
play well with others.
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- We all cool just killing this guy?
- Yeah
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Great job final Rick!
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Or if you were just one fat Rick,
impressive cardio!
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And now the big reveal.
Do you get Diane back?
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Not in any real sense, because when
I build a weapon, it works.
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It’s called being talented.
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But I do have a Diane that promises
to be with you until death.
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But I’d get to the death part fast,
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you don’t wanna be in here
when this place resets.
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- Rick?
- Diane.
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You sucked at eating pussy!
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Clearly just said to be hurtful,
but I also won’t deny it, I was young.
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God, I miss that face.
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Rick? You never told me he killed
your wife across infinity.
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- Now I want to meet this guy too.
- I don’t want to talk about this.
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I always thought your dick
smelled weird!
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Or that.
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Come on baby, give my ghost a kiss.
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You taking her to go?
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Looks like we survived the box.
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You should count chickens
professionally, Morty.
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I didn’t trigger that!
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Alright, let’s bail before this
oven self-cleans.
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What do you think, subether barrier
blocking the portal fluid?
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Can’t be that, mine would
get through it.
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Here, gimme that!
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Don’t freak out,
I’m gonna tweak this.
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Carry the two, hold the three.
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- You need some kind of vector.
- I was getting there.
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The goo!
The goo from the trap!
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Come on, go go go!
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Geez! That was insane.
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I can’t believe you
were excited for that.
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I’m excited for this. Clearly no
one’s escaped that place before.
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Really learned your lesson
about chasing this guy.
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Hey man, you can leave now.
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- That’s true, I can.
- The weapon, Morty.
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He knows a thing that wipes
someone out across all dimensions
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could wipe him out
across all dimensions.
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- Holy shit.
- So that’s the guy?
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- You’re exhausting.
- Can’t help it, I’m a rascal.
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Morty, you can’t come!
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Evil Morty, stay out of my way!
Gonna kill my nemesis! Rick out!
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He’s a weird guy.
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So Rick’s right?
You’re afraid of the weapon?
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What happens if Rick actually
kills this guy?
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You ever think about that?
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- Maybe he’ll kill himself next.
- You’re an asshole.
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Well, yeah. I’m not "Good" Morty.
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Come or don’t. I don’t care.
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- Shit!
- Gotta be honest,
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- I totally thought you were coming.
- No, no!
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I was...
I took a heroic step toward the portal,
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- but then it closed.
- Come on!
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Prime!
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- Man.
- What’s up?
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He built it again.
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Pretty impressive.
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Well yeah! He’s me with free time.
Alright, I don’t see a place to park.
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Catch your breath and then
keep that heat off my back.
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If you die, I’m taking your stuff.
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Gross.
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- Alright cool, let’s do it.
- God dammit.
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What? No one can do undercuts but you?
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- You brought Morty?
- I’m not worried about him. I’m evil!
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Rick? Is this?
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You guys don’t do anything small?
I’m surprised he hasn’t...
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- Alright, here we go!
- There it is.
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The Wife Guy! Dead Wife Rick!
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I’ll tell you,
this guy does not know when to quit.
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I’m gonna fucking kill you.
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You brought two Mortys with you?
What, they’re your cheering section?
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We brought ourselves, asshole.
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Honestly Wife Guy,
I do miss when it was just us.
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The only two Ricks
who actually invented portal travel.
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Anyone else teed up to arrive later?
Like your car?
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I can see why you hate him.
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And she sounds like our wife!
Like in a fucked-up robot way
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but that’s definitely her voice.
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You sentimental little fella.
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00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,973
Right, good instinct.
I would’ve tried that too.
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I upgraded this thing, by the way.
The new version can fire more than once.
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So now I can erase your whole family.
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One-by-one,
until you finally learn your lesson.
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Which you won’t,
so then I’ll kill you too.
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I'll do that the old-fashioned way.
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Okay, family killing time!
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Let’s start small. Still family though.
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Where am I? Two Ricks?
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Where’s my wife?
I was just with my wife!
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Uncle Slo!
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What the fuck Uncle Slo? Slo Mobius?
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Yeah, this one hurts me too.
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- No!
- No!
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Kind of the worst possible
time to use his powers,
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- just made the death happen slower.
- I’ll kill you!
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Soo original grandson!
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This is super weird,
obviously we’re,
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both trying to kill each other.
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Jeez!
Nice to meet you. I guess.
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So, do we should I just get
this over with or...
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Cool Grandson.
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Shitty grandpa.
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Why am I wearing an eyepatch?
And wait did we switch shirts?
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Thanks for the assist.
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Rick, we did it.
Evil Morty got him!
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Rick? Rick?
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Alright, you two punks stay here.
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Okay! I think I’m getting the pic...
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Frying my backups, smart.
So you’re like, an evil Morty.
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A clever one!
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Alright, never been a sidekick guy,
but I’m starting to see the value.
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You want a job?
We could be like Batman and Robin.
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I don’t need a Robin.
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Okay seriously, what is this?
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What are you gonna
"aw-jeez" me to death?
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You don’t want those schematics buddy,
those are for grown ups.
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Isn’t this great?
Okay, alright, I get it.
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What? Shit.
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Knock yourself out.
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Listen, Rick to Rick,
he’s got the weapon plans.
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Buddy, nip this in the bud.
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He’s fourteen, what’s gonna happen
the next time he gets mad at grandpa?
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Let’s do this then.
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You’re welcome, by the way.
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I made you. I showed you infinity.
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And what did you do with it?
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Hang out with my grandson,
raise echoes of my daughter?
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What’s your life without me?
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Let’s find out.
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Admit it! You would’ve been me.
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I just walked into your garage
before you walked into mine.
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But eventually you did!
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You lived in my house!
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What are you doing?
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Pretty cool visual.
You’re missing it.
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We don’t have to talk.
This didn’t make us friends.
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There’s our guy.
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Rick! Is it over? Is he...
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Not exactly an "alive" amount of blood.
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How’s it feel? Better?
No? Exactly the same?
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It always does.
Hope you’re happy with your choice.
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- Fuck off.
- I’m gonna.
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Just don’t force me
to improve on the design.
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I can end the Rick
experiment anytime I want.
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Why threaten?
Why not just do it?
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Because using a weapon like this
doesn’t get you left alone, Morty.
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Think I want a bunch of,
vengeful Summers coming after me?
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You are a little different though Rick.
Maybe I can use that someday.
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Seriously though.
Fuck you.
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Don’t come after me.
It won’t go well.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Man, when those drones
uncloaked back there,
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I was like, oh shit, this is...
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we’re fucked, we’re toast!
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But then you...
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Mama who’s that man in our picture?
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Honey, that’s...
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That’s your father.
You don’t remember your father?
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Yeah!