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Wow, another adventure
where I went up an ass.
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Oh, good, are we having
this fight again?
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L-let me guess,
y-you're gonna leave or,
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or throw
a sulking fit?
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You think you know everything,
Rick, but you're basically
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just a giant
8-year-old.
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I'm not doing
this anymore.
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Either you're in
or you're out, Morty.
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I'm tired of you weaponizing
this half-assed threat.
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You want out,
then fucking quit!
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You know what,
you're right.
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Sorry to be such
a high-maintenance Morty.
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Why don't
I get you a drink?
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[ Crackling ]
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[ Burps ]
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Oh, oh, hey, Morty!
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Hey, Rick.
You drunk yet?
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You're my little buddy,
[burps] you know that?
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I-it's you and me, Morty.
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Rick and Morty,
100 years. Forever.
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Yeah, pal.
Rick and Morty, 100 years.
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Forever.
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G-g-get off me.
W-w-what are you doing?
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Ahhhh!
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[ Bell chimes ]
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An eye patch?
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You know how we feel
about pirates.
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Typing ]
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[ Panting ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Oh, my God!
What is happening!
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[ Screaming ]
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{\an8}♪
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[ Groans ]
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[ Beeps ]
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[ All shouting ]
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Do your worst you
little bastards! Kill me!
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Do it! Do it!
[ Grunts ]
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{\an8}♪
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[ Cheering ]
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{\an8}♪
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[ Breathes deeply ]
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{\an8}♪
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[ Creature growling ]
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{\an8}♪
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It works! Now we can visit
infinite universes!
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Hooray!
But doesn't that mean
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infinite other families
can do the same?
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Honey, infinite families don't
invent the world's first--
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[ All scream ]
[ Chuckles ] It works!
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Oh, do you realize how free
and empowered
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I just made us?
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[ All scream ]
I did it!
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Best father ever!
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[ All gasp ]
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[ Creature roars ]
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[ Snarling ]
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{\an8}♪
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[ Loud thudding ]
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{\an8}♪
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[ Gasping ]
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{\an8}♪
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[ Beeping ]
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{\an8}♪
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Ah!
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[ Roars ]
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{\an8}♪
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[ Beeping, whirring ]
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{\an8}♪
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{\an8}And how were the horrors of
the infinite today, sir?
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{\an8}Ahh, just another day
in paradise.
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{\an8}[ Rumbling ]
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[ Snarling ]
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Motherfucker!
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{\an8}Well, not the stealthiest technique,
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{\an8}but if this guy
doesn't know I'm hunting him,
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{\an8}he's not worth hunting.
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{\an8}It's just good to see you
outside the subbasement.
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{\an8}Even if you never kill
the version of yourself
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{\an8}that killed your wife.
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{\an8}Giving it your best shot,
it looks good on you.
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{\an8}Thanks, buddy.
It means a lot that your bar
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{\an8}for mental health
has gotten lower than mine.
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{\an8}A good wind stays
under the wings, baby!
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{\an8}[ Whirring ]
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{\an8}Merging dimensions to
consolidate my decoys, huh?
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{\an8}Kind of-- first-thought,
but the--
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{\an8}craftsmanship,
pretty impressive.
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{\an8}For a lesser Rick.
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{\an8}What the fuck
are you doing?
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{\an8}Oh, shit!
Evil Morty!
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{\an8}Sho-should
I grab the net?!
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{\an8}Yes!
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{\an8}Hang tight, Morty's
getting the net.
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{\an8}Wait.
Is this what I think it is?
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{\an8}Of course it is.
Everything's what I think it is.
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{\an8}You're basically fracking
the Central Finite Curve
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{\an8}to flush out
a version of yourself?
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{\an8}Shouldn't you be turning
yourself into a pickle?
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{\an8}What do you care what I do
to the Curve?
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{\an8}I-I thought your whole gimmick
was fucking off.
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{\an8}Certainly what made
me a fan.
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{\an8}You're right,
I don't live here,
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{\an8}which is why it's insane
that you're still bugging me.
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{\an8}The shockwaves have more range
than I thought.
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{\an8}Jesus, you heard
a compliment?
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{\an8}A monkey humping a shotgun has
"more range than he thought."
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{\an8}Look at this scan array.
Don't touch!
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{\an8}Why would I touch it
when I don't want it improved?
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{\an8}Improved?
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{\an8}You're hitting
infinite targets.
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{\an8}At least filter
for probability stasis.
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{\an8}I was gonna. Duh.
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{\an8}[ Panting ]
I can't find the net!
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{\an8}Sh-should we just
shoot him?
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{\an8}You really think a douche
that smug
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{\an8}doesn't keep
a force field on?
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{\an8}Yeah, listen
to Pop-Pop, Morty.
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{\an8}Eh. I'd be an idiot
if I didn't check.
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{\an8}Uh-huh.
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{\an8}Well, I'm not gonna backpedal
every time I do it.
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{\an8}You changing something?
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{\an8}He's filtering
for probability stasis.
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{\an8}Ugh, are you
still here?
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{\an8}And are you just
teeing him up now?
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What?
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See?
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[ Alarm ringing ]
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Is that the guy?
Probably.
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You're acting like this
one's different.
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He is different.
But different doesn't mean him.
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Could be a trap.
I'll explain.
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He's worried that
it's actually your target
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and he'd owe me credit
for the kill.
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Are you serious
right now?
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You little narcissist.
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Dude,
literal glass house.
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You think you're better
than me?
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Jesus, I hope so!
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[ Clears throat ]
Can I offer my two cents?
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No!
Morty, no!
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Well, that's different.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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[ Screaming ]
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Alright! Yes!
Aw, jeez.
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Everybody look
at the bright side.
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Evil Morty got to experience
being wrong before he died.
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It's true, that's what I get
for talking to you
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instead of killing you.
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What is this place?
I assume a box to contain
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Ricks that get too close
to the big guy.
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Are you basing that
on what you'd do?
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Since you're
all the same.
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I'm basing it on
the ensemble of thematic Ricks
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huddled opposite
your POV.
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[ Whistles ] Fresh meat.
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Pick a lane, buddy.
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Yeah, you can't do
the "Fresh Meat" line
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while cowering in shadow.
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You get here
same way we did?
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Hunting Rick Prime?
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How did you arrive
with two Mortys?
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Attachment
is death, bro.
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That's what I've learned
chasing this guy.
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Instead of Ricksplaining
how we all ended up
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in a Roach Motel,
let's pool some data.
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Who got here first?
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Me. I knocked off three clones
for this door prize.
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Oh, wow, three.
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He killed my wife!
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All: We know.
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[ Groans ]
You son of a bitch!
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You killed my wife!
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[ Bullet ricocheting ]
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Is it just this?
Is this the torture?
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[ Whirring ]
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Looks like there's enough
of you to start the next ride!
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That or just one
really heavy Rick.
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This whole thing is automated,
which I do point out
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specifically to enhance
the humiliation.
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Here we go!
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[ All scream ]
If you're seeing this,
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you're me,
except, you know, less.
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But you acted like
you were better,
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so I killed
your beloved Diane.
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Partly to devastate you,
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mostly so I only have
to record one message.
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Some of you may have noticed
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that it's not just
your Diane that's gone.
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She's also been erased from
every universe across infinity.
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And you might be wondering why.
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I'd rather hear how.
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Diane was wiped
from all existence
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by The Weapon
Too Cool for a Name.
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The Omega Device.
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Known to inferiors
as The Omega Device.
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I heard the name
from an inferior.
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And it's my weapon.
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But it's your fault
I had to use it on her.
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So if you want to see the Rick
that ruined your life,
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look around.
There's so many of you.
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But that's why I want
to make a deal.
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One of you is going
to get your Diane back.
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He's lying.
He's lying!
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All you have to do
is be the last Rick left.
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[ Countdown chiming ]
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[ Screams ]
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Got that
out of your system?
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He can't bring her back!
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Ah!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Wait, wait, wait!
I'm a nice Rick.
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[ Grunting ]
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Eh. Pass.
You're such a dick!
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We could've
worked together!
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Actually, I'm nice enough
to not lie about this.
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I was definitely
gonna kill you guys.
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Ah!
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[ Chiming ]
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Oh, hey, guys.
I'm clear, Rick!
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Take the shot!
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I thought you wanted
to "work together."
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Just until
you could kill him!
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And they call me
Evil Morty.
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The easiest way
out of any box
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is to be the least
shaped like a box.
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We both hate Rick Prime
more than each other anyway.
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Where'd you get that?
He's the worst Rick.
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Big deal.
The worst turd is a pizza.
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[ Grunting ]
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Whoa!
Tough customer.
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How is the worst turd
a-a pizza?
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Ah!
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Oh, shit!
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Seems like he doesn't
play well with others.
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We all cool
just killing this guy?
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Yeah.
Uh-huh.
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[ Grunting ]
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Rick Prime:
Great job, final Rick!
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Or if you were just one fat
Rick, impressive cardio!
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And now the big reveal.
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Do you get Diane back?
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Not in any real sense, because
when I build a weapon, it works.
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It's called being talented.
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But I do have a Diane
that promises to be
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with you until death.
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But I'd get to
the death part fast.
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You don't want to be in here
when this place resets.
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Rick?
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Hey, Diane.
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You sucked
at eating pussy!
254
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,782
Clearly just said
to be hurtful,
255
00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,492
but I also won't deny it.
I was young.
256
00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,703
[ Screams ]
257
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,246
God, I miss that face.
258
00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:23,539
Ah!
259
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,043
Rick, you never
told me he killed
260
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,753
your wife across infinity.
261
00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,713
Yeah, now I want
to meet this guy, too.
262
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,631
I don't want
to talk about this.
263
00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:35,885
I always thought your Dick
smelled weird!
264
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,303
Or that.
265
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,513
[ Screams ]
266
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:46,562
[ Stuttering ] Come on b-baby,
g-give my g-ghost a k-kiss.
267
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:48,397
Mwah.
268
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,027
You taking her to go?
269
00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:57,031
Whoa!
270
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,784
Looks like we
survived the box.
271
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,078
You should count chickens
professionally, Morty.
272
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,579
I didn't
trigger that!
273
00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:06,916
Alright, let's bail before
this oven self-cleans.
274
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,250
[ Whirring ]
275
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,752
What do you think?
Subether barrier blocking
276
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:10,961
the portal fluid?
277
00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,421
Can't be that.
Mine would get through it.
278
00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:14,965
Here, gimme that.
279
00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,887
Don't freak out.
I'm gonna tweak this.
280
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,764
Carry the two,
hold the three...
281
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:22,932
You need some
kind of vector.
282
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,141
I was getting there.
283
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:25,393
[ Gasps ] The goo!
284
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,311
The goo from the trap!
285
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:32,441
[ Whirring ]
286
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,485
Come on, go, go, go!
287
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,572
[ Grunts ]
288
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:40,366
Whoa, jeez!
That was insane!
289
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,618
I-I can't believe
you were excited for that!
290
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:43,953
I'm excited for this.
291
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,705
Clearly no one's escaped
that place before.
292
00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:49,041
Really learned your lesson
about chasing this guy.
293
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,918
Hey, man,
you can leave now.
294
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:52,294
That's true, I can.
295
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,130
The weapon, Morty.
296
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,132
He knows a thing that wipes
someone out across
297
00:11:56,132 --> 00:12:00,052
all dimensions could wipe
him out across all dimensions.
298
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,473
Holy shit.
299
00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,642
So that's the guy?
300
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:07,643
You're exhausting.
301
00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,019
Can't help it,
I'm a rascal.
302
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,187
Morty, you can't come!
303
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,647
Evil Morty,
stay out of my way!
304
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,315
Gonna kill my nemesis!
305
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:15,109
Rick out!
306
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,112
He's a weird guy.
307
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:20,239
So Rick's right?
You're afraid of the weapon?
308
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,366
What happens if Rick
actually kills this guy?
309
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:23,951
You ever think
about that?
310
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,161
Maybe he'll kill
himself next.
311
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,996
You're an asshole.
Well, yeah.
312
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,290
I'm not "Good" Morty.
313
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,334
Come or don't.
I don't care.
314
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,424
Oh. Shit.
315
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,759
Got to be honest, I totally
thought you were coming.
316
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,094
No, no, I- I was.
317
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,804
I-I took a heroic step
toward the portal,
318
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,557
but then it closed.
Yeah, yeah, come on.
319
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,104
Pri-i-i-i-i-i-me!
320
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,356
Aw, man.
321
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:55,691
A.I.: What's up?
322
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:58,027
He built it again.
323
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,445
Pretty impressive.
324
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,946
Well, yeah, he's me
with free time.
325
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,657
Alright, I don't see
a place to park.
326
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,704
Catch your breath and then keep
that heat off my back.
327
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:11,457
If you die,
I'm taking your stuff.
328
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,044
Ugh, gross.
329
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,050
Alright, cool,
let's do it.
330
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,343
God dammit!
331
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,886
What? No one can do
undercuts but you?
332
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:24,887
You brought Morty?
333
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,597
I'm not worried about him.
334
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,974
I'm evil!
335
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,519
Um, R-R-Rick?
I-Is this...?
336
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,479
You guys don't do
anything small, huh?
337
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,688
I'm surprised he hasn't--
338
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:35,898
Rick Prime:
Alright, here we go!
339
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,107
There it is.
Yep.
340
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,609
Wow, the Wife Guy!
Dead Wife Rick!
341
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,736
I'll tell you, this guy
does not know when to quit.
342
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,071
I'm gonna fucking
kill you.
343
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,489
You brought two
Mortys with you?
344
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,074
What? They're your
cheering section?
345
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,617
We brought
ourselves, asshole.
346
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,411
Honestly, Wife Guy, I do miss
when it was just us.
347
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:53,040
The only two Ricks who actually
invented portal travel.
348
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,084
Anyone else teed up
to arrive later?
349
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,835
Like your car?
350
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,921
A.I.: I can see
why you hate him.
351
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,422
And she sounds
like our wife!
352
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,091
Like in a fucked-up
robot way
353
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,926
but that's
definitely her voice.
354
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,262
You sentimental
lil fella.
355
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,598
Right, good instincts.
I would've tried that, too.
356
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,104
I upgraded this thing,
by the way.
357
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,147
The new version
can fire more than once.
358
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,858
So now I can erase your whole
family, one-by-one,
359
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:21,610
until you finally
learn your lesson.
360
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,196
Which you won't, so then
I'll kill you, too.
361
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,824
[ Rumbling ]
362
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,785
I'll do that
the old-fashioned way.
363
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,704
Okay, family killin' time!
364
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,123
Let's start small.
Still family though.
365
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,166
Where am I?
Two Ricks?
366
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,502
Where's my wife?
I was just with my wife!
367
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,962
Uncle Slo!
368
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,630
What the--
Uncle Slo?
369
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:42,923
Slo Mobius?
370
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,050
Yeah, this one
hurts me, too.
371
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,844
[ Screams ]
372
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,140
[ Slow motion ]
No-o-o-o-o-o!
373
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,145
[ Screams ]
374
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,987
Kind of the worst possible time
to use his powers.
375
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,822
Just made the death
happen slower.
376
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,657
I'll kill you!
377
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,243
[ Grunting ]
378
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:13,954
[ Grunting ]
379
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,916
[ Grunting ]
380
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,350
[ Grunts ]
381
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,818
[ Grunts ]
382
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,449
Ah!
383
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,243
[ Groans ]
384
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,335
[ Whirring ]
385
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,423
[ Whirring ]
386
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,634
[ Grunts ]
387
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:12,054
[ Grunting ]
388
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,559
[ Grunting ]
389
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,606
[ Revving ]
390
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,031
Aaah!
391
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,295
So, uh,
original grandson.
392
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,755
This is super weird.
393
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,258
Obviously we're, uh, both trying
to kill each other.
394
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,760
Aw, jeez.
Nice to meet you, I guess.
395
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,472
So, do we-- should I just
get this over with or...?
396
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,224
[ Groans ]
397
00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,310
Cool grandson.
398
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,478
[ Groans ]
399
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,313
Shitty grandpa.
400
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:06,108
[ Groans ] Why am I wearing
an eye patch?
401
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,610
And wait. Did we--
did we switch shirts?
402
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,155
Yeah.
Thanks for the assist.
403
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,198
Rick, we-- we did it.
404
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,325
Evil Morty got him!
405
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,911
Rick? Rick!
406
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,831
[ Groans ]
Alright, you two punks
407
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,291
stay here.
408
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,378
[ Groans ]
409
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:30,132
Okay, I think I'm
getting the pic-- Ow!
410
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,884
Frying my backups, smart.
411
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,635
So you're like
an evil Morty.
412
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,929
A clever one.
Ow!
413
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,556
Alright, never been
a sidekick guy,
414
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,183
but I'm starting
to see the value.
415
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,392
You want a job?
416
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,852
We could be like
Batman and Robin.
417
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,771
Eh, I don't
need a Robin.
418
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,897
[ Crackling ]
419
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,315
Okay, seriously,
what is this?
420
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,026
What, are you gonna
"aw-jeez" me to death?
421
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,905
Oh, you don't want
those schematics, buddy.
422
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,323
Those are for grown ups.
423
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,450
Uh-huh.
424
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,873
Oh, isn't this great?
Okay, alright.
425
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,416
I get it.
426
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,918
[ Groans, coughs ]
427
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,462
Oh. What?
Oh, shit.
428
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:11,965
Mm-hmm.
Knock yourself out.
429
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:15,219
Listen, Rick to Rick,
he's got the weapon plans.
430
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,804
Buddy, nip this
in the bud.
431
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,014
He's 14. What's gonna
happen the next time
432
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,266
he gets mad at grandpa?
433
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,477
[ Laughs ]
434
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,896
Let's do this then.
435
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,397
You're welcome, by the way.
436
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,942
I made you.
I showed you infinity.
437
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,318
[ Grunts ]
438
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,903
And what did
you do with it?
439
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,698
Hang out with my grandson,
raise echoes of my daughter?
440
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,408
[ Grunting ]
[ Laughs ]
441
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,369
What's your life
without me?
442
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,830
Let's find out.
443
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,582
[ Grunting, coughing ]
444
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,835
Admit it.
You would've been me.
445
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,920
Ah!
446
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,255
I just walked
into your garage
447
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,257
before you walked
into mine!
448
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,343
But eventually
you did!
449
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:59,596
You lived in my house!
450
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,473
[ Grunting ]
451
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,101
[ Laughing ]
452
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,021
[ Grunts ]
453
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:12,442
What-- what
are you doing?
454
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:14,611
[ Beeping ]
455
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:19,116
[ Whirring ]
456
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,871
Pretty cool visual.
You're missing it.
457
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,291
{\an8}We don't have to talk.
This didn't make us friends.
458
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,169
There's our guy.
Rick!
459
00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:34,590
Is it over?
Is-- is he...?
460
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,301
Not exactly an "alive"
amount of blood.
461
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,802
How's it feel?
462
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,137
Better? No?
463
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,972
Exactly the same?
464
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,390
Yeah, it always does.
465
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,641
Hope you're happy
with your choice.
466
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,059
Fuck off.
I'm gonna.
467
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,770
Just don't force me
to improve on the design.
468
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,773
I can end the Rick experiment
any time I want.
469
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,567
Why threaten?
Why not just do it?
470
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,193
Because using
a weapon like this
471
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,571
doesn't get you
left alone, Morty.
472
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:01,241
Think I want a bunch of vengeful
Summers coming after me?
473
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,118
You are a little different
though, Rick.
474
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:05,871
Maybe I can
use that someday.
475
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,122
Seriously though.
Fuck you.
476
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,250
Don't come after me.
It won't go well.
477
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,301
Are-- are you okay?
478
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,053
Yeah.
479
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,849
Phew, man, when those drones
uncloaked back there,
480
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,435
I was like,
"Oh, shit, this is--
481
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,313
We're fucked,
we're toast!
482
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:37,152
♪ Look on down
from the bridge ♪
483
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:44,743
♪ There's still
fountains down there ♪
484
00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:52,042
♪ Look on down
from the bridge ♪
485
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:57,714
♪ It's still raining ♪
486
00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:00,092
♪ Up here ♪
487
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:09,351
♪ Everybody seems
so far away from me ♪
488
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:17,943
♪ Everybody just
wants to be free ♪
489
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:23,991
{\an8}♪ Look away from the sky ♪
490
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,203
{\an8}♪ It's no different ♪
491
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:31,123
{\an8}♪ When you're leaving home ♪
492
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:40,674
{\an8}♪ I can't be the same
thing to you now ♪
493
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:44,845
{\an8}♪ I'm just gone ♪
494
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,681
{\an8}♪ Just gone ♪
495
00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:53,061
Mama, who's that man
in our picture?
496
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,771
Oh, honey, that's...
497
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:55,897
that's...
498
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,149
That's your father.
499
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,943
You-- you don't
remember your father?
500
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,988
Oh. Yeah.
501
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:26,136
{\an8}♪
502
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,430
[ Inaudible dialogue ]
503
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:43,528
{\an8}♪
504
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,365
Did you get any of that?