1 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:13,638 God! 2 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:15,640 Susglamon glabbi blah! 3 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:31,448 - Pay up. - What? 4 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,033 Pay up, g-slice. I just finished your chores. 5 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:35,702 Didn’t I just upgrade your ponytail? 6 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:38,079 And those ghost goggles you asked for are in the vending machine. 7 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:39,122 Attribute slider. 8 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:40,331 Oh shit. 9 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:42,584 Jimmy Haddicker’s frisbee golf party is tonight, 10 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,837 I want him sliding all over these attributes. 11 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,259 Sensitive bone marrow much? 12 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,344 Alright! What are we boosting, what are we losing? 13 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:55,889 Strength me up dawg, I want that frolf bod. 14 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:56,973 Drop intelligence. 15 00:00:56,973 --> 00:01:00,059 Alright! Four customizable stats, courtesy of the genetic sequencer 16 00:01:00,059 --> 00:01:01,186 - in your... - Come here, nerd. 17 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:04,522 No! Summer! I will literally murder you! 18 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,775 Christ! You’re too dumb to know I’m serious. 19 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:07,817 Rick, what are you... 20 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:11,571 Wait, is that an attribute slider? You’re juicing your stats 21 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,740 - for the frolf party? - You gonna ruin this for me? 22 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,493 What? No! I want one for the party too! 23 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:17,827 Do some shit for me, bro. 24 00:01:17,827 --> 00:01:20,163 I helped you kill your nemesis? 25 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,289 You guys found him? 26 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:24,584 It’s my emotional cheat day, I am removing myself from this conversation. 27 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,838 I can’t believe he gave you that. I’ve asked for one forever. 28 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:31,841 Cuz you’re a bottomfeeder, Morty. You beg and eat scraps. 29 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:34,052 I’m an independent woman who eats what she kills. 30 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:36,346 Come on, Summer! I’m your little brother, 31 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,848 - you have to take care of me! - Take care of this. 32 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:43,019 - You just hide anywhere? - Kick his ass, Summer! 33 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:21,850 - My god, who are you? - But what about this? 34 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,602 - She’s juggling! - With balls! 35 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:28,064 {\an8}Bro, is that your sister? Her dexterity is wild. 36 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:29,524 {\an8}I guess? 37 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,693 {\an8}Brad, aren’t you a football guy? 38 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:35,321 {\an8}Of course, Morty. But the off season, is the frolf season. 39 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,241 {\an8}Yo Summer! Get over here and meet the team captain. 40 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:44,080 {\an8}Hey guys! So random seeing you here. 41 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,584 {\an8}Love the way you move that coin. Ever consider a bigger disc? 42 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:48,710 Is your hair different? 43 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:52,463 {\an8}I dunno, I started using this new leave-in conditioner? 44 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:53,548 I love it. 45 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:56,551 {\an8}Maybe leave your number in my phone. 46 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,844 {\an8}So charismatic! 47 00:02:58,177 --> 00:02:59,929 {\an8}Looks like we found our new center-forwardback. 48 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:03,933 {\an8}Gross! She’s just using tech to customize herself for social situations! 49 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:06,895 {\an8}Bro, maybe you should too. You’re harshing the buzz. 50 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:07,937 {\an8}Can you give us a sec? 51 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:13,151 {\an8}You’re embarrassing yourself. Leave or I will make you leave. 52 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,028 {\an8}Just let me borrow it for a second, then I’ll go. 53 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,529 {\an8}What do you even want it for, you parasite? 54 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:19,657 {\an8}I wanna be ripped and take my shirt off in front of Tricia! 55 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:23,244 {\an8}You worm! She’s my best friend. She’s not even in your grade. 56 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:26,205 {\an8}It’s a trickle down effect. She’ll see me and tell everyone. 57 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:27,248 {\an8}Okay, time to go. 58 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,296 {\an8}She’s juicing! The device makes her cool! 59 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:34,797 {\an8}Go Summer! Go Summer! 60 00:03:34,797 --> 00:03:36,382 {\an8}Juice it up! 61 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:44,015 {\an8}Not so strong now! Good luck with intelligence. My turn. 62 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:48,811 {\an8}That’s more like it. 63 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:50,855 {\an8}Morty! Wait until the girls hear this. 64 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:52,732 {\an8}Let’s see if these abs are waterproof. 65 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:09,290 {\an8}- Smart throw. - Really thought out. 66 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:12,377 {\an8}- Now this is some shit. - This is what frolf is about, bro! 67 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:15,296 {\an8}You pubescent little simian, I will end you. 68 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:17,423 {\an8}- Fight! - Fight right now! 69 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:35,024 {\an8}Okay. No. Not what frolf is about. 70 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:38,194 {\an8}Open your mind! 71 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:40,196 {\an8}Oh my god, what the fuck? 72 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,948 {\an8}No thank yew. 73 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,325 {\an8}Dude, no way. Summer’s got a kuato! 74 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:46,619 {\an8}- A what? - A kuato? 75 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:49,122 {\an8}Oh my God! She doesn’t even know what a kuato is! 76 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,416 {\an8}I know what that is, I’m cool! 77 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,917 {\an8}Jimmy, your leave-in conditioner! 78 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,004 {\an8}Look at how desperate she is! 79 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:58,881 {\an8}- Boo! - Come on, guys: Boo her! 80 00:04:58,881 --> 00:05:04,095 {\an8}- Boo! You ruined everything! - You suck, Summer! 81 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,265 And now back to... Cake Or Fake? 82 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:12,103 Please! Come on, you have to know! Do I not breathe? Do I not speak? 83 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:13,646 - Give me the knife. - No! 84 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,732 My god! Please! I’m not a cake! 85 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,317 - I’m not a cake! - Grandpa! I’m a literal monster! 86 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:20,361 And you’re blocking the TV. What’s up? 87 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:24,741 - Open your mind! - Hole shit! 88 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,285 A kuato? How? How the fuck... 89 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:30,496 Morty messed with my slider and we fell in a pool and everyone booed! 90 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,915 Thought the slider was gonna be the whole thing this week. 91 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:34,500 It’s not wow, you Grinch! 92 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,045 Why do you care about high schoolers, this is a kuato. 93 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:38,129 From Total Recall? 94 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:40,214 They’re basically the crown jewel of psychic mutants. 95 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:44,677 Everyone knows but me. They fucking shamed me for it. 96 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:47,180 Water must fried the gene sequencer. 97 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,599 Your spines are braided? Christ, what a mess. 98 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:52,477 - You need to fix this, Grandpa! - Okay, pay up. 99 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,312 - What? - Pay up, S-Slice. 100 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:57,148 Thought you killed what you ate. Chore wheel’s empty, if you work fast, 101 00:05:57,148 --> 00:06:00,359 - I’ll fix it in the morning. - Open your mind! 102 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:03,321 - See? Morty gets it. - You’re worse than he is! 103 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:07,283 Open your mind! 104 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:08,659 God, shut up. 105 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:13,456 Open your mind! 106 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:24,634 - What the hell? - Open your mind! 107 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:28,137 God damn it Morty! You’re even messing up my targeted ads. 108 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:34,018 I partied with other kuatos and had the time of my life. 109 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:35,269 Kuatos rule! 110 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,189 Whatever. 111 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,655 You know what? Fuck this noise. 112 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:56,999 - Nice Kuato. - Open your mind! 113 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:58,960 Preaching to the choir. Have fun. 114 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:08,261 My glob! Your hair-kuato combo is out of this world. 115 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:12,723 I love your tumor-face guy. 116 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:14,308 You’re hilarious. 117 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:20,731 - What’ll it be? - Open your mind. 118 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:21,732 Coming right up. 119 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,366 Sorry! 120 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:33,244 I couldn’t help but notice your Kuato. He’s huge! 121 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:35,288 Thank you? 122 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:38,082 I’m Kwyatt and this is Godiva. 123 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:41,669 Summer and this little guy is Morty. 124 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:45,131 Open your mind! 125 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,300 I guess they all say that? 126 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,678 You guys celebrating something? 127 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:53,973 Being kuatos. We’re kinda like VIPs here. 128 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,517 Who’s your new friend, Kwyatt? She’s cute. 129 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:57,977 This is Summer and Morty. 130 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:00,062 You guys should join us at our table! 131 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:05,860 I mean, if you can handle some rowdy kuats, 132 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,320 you should come hang. 133 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,363 Open your mind! 134 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:11,157 Sounds like we’re down to clown. 135 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:21,250 - You guys do this all the time? - It’s a tight knit community. 136 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,878 Feels like we’re part of the future, you know? 137 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:25,880 Being a mutant is rad. 138 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,299 Open your mind! 139 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:32,345 - What? - Open your mind! 140 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,596 Totally. 141 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,349 I love being a kuato! 142 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,060 Who’s that guy? 143 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:41,938 Kenneth. He kinda pays for all this. You wanna meet him? 144 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,356 Obviously. 145 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,567 Ken! This is summer and Morty. They’re new to the scene, 146 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:47,985 but they are the real deal! 147 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:49,904 New friends! Champagne? 148 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,989 So open-minded of you. 149 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:53,282 We’re a rare breed! 150 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:55,993 - Open your mind! - What? 151 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,955 Open your mind! 152 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:02,291 Oh my God, your kuato is so funny. 153 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,627 To kuatos! To the future! 154 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:27,900 You wanna get outta here? 155 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,277 Hell yeah I do. 156 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,864 This is like, the best night I’ve had in a while. 157 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:35,199 Welcome to life as a kuato. 158 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:36,659 Open your mind! 159 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,369 Like, this whole time I thought my brother 160 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:41,205 was an anchor holding me back, but he’s like a key, 161 00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:43,082 to something I never even imagined. 162 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,167 Sounds like he opened your mind. 163 00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:46,502 So did you. 164 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:50,589 - What’s wrong? - I’m sorry. 165 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,925 Wait! "I’m sorry" like, you have a girlfriend, 166 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:55,594 or "I’m sorry" like, something much worse? 167 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,722 - What the fuck? Kwyatt? - Open your mind! 168 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,598 Let me go! Let me go! 169 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,561 - Hold her steady! - Open your mind! 170 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,730 - Hold him steady too! - Open your mind! 171 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,400 Open your mind! 172 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,239 What? Where... 173 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:17,408 Morty? 174 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:19,994 Shit! 175 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,121 What was the activation phrase? Ponytail Assemble. 176 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,498 Go go lock-picking ponytail. 177 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,126 I don’t give my grandpa enough credit? 178 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,595 The oven’s mostly for bodies, but I make pizzas in here too. 179 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,100 Arrivadeadci, bitch. 180 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:48,356 Sorry! No time to save you more than I just did, gotta find my brother! 181 00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:55,404 - Jesus! Shit! - What the hell, Beth? 182 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:57,948 - You’re paying for those! - Just yell my name like normal! 183 00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:00,743 I did! Why do you think I risked it with the tongs! 184 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:04,914 I guess I did drink a lot last night. Marathon of "Cake Or Fake", 185 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,833 the sentient cakes, they keep you guessing, you know? 186 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,752 - Where are my kids? - Merged? 187 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:14,465 That doesn’t answer my question and raises several others. 188 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,634 Relax, sweetie! Summer’s just doing chores. 189 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:20,262 Which I will check on. By myself. Without your tongs. 190 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:22,390 Summer? 191 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:24,892 Summer? 192 00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:30,606 Summer? God dammit! Summer! You let them get hungry! 193 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:44,954 - Wait, why is this in black and white? - For dramatic effect. 194 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,831 I didn’t design you for dramatic effect. 195 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,791 You made me sound like your dead wife. 196 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,126 Just color the fucking picture. 197 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,962 We’re kinda like VIPs here. 198 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:56,173 I mean, if you can handle some rowdy kuats, you could join us? 199 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:58,759 I bet you say that to all the mutant girls. 200 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,137 - He does. - Holy shit! 201 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,931 I’m just a pretty face! I’m just a handsome guy! 202 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,183 - Where’s Morty? - He’s in a good place! He’s happy! 203 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,184 It’s nice! 204 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:10,104 He’s in a Taken house! 205 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,939 We’re gonna put him on the highest bidder! 206 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:14,024 - Take me to him! - They’ll kill me! 207 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,818 Okay, alright. I’m sorry. I’ll do it. 208 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,075 So, he wasn’t into me? 209 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:27,121 Open your... Open... 210 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,998 There he is. Man of the hour. 211 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,585 - How is our big boy? - Finally stable. 212 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,795 Should be ready for transplant in a few hours. 213 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:37,631 - Good. - Open your mind! 214 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,300 Why do I do it? 215 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,136 Kuatos have always had a revolutionary spirit. 216 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:46,348 And there’s nothing more revolutionary than me being rich. 217 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:50,186 You think anyone in that VIP section was BORN a kuato? 218 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:52,771 You’re a rare breed, Morty. 219 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,900 And we’re gonna put you on someone who values that. 220 00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:00,029 - Where is she? - She paid me, man! 221 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,489 She used the taxi app! 222 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:04,450 I make less than minimum wage and I got five kids. 223 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:08,496 Sorry, man. I guess I got really excited to beat someone up for information. 224 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:10,706 Where’d you take her? 225 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:13,542 Where is she? 226 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:17,922 She just ordered a drink! I spent a long time mixing it she didn’t even tip! 227 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,633 Shit, sorry! Wrong guy again. Thought I’d be better at this. 228 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,801 Whatever you say, man! Just don’t hit me again! 229 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:23,802 Who’d she leave with? 230 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,682 - Where is she? - I’ll never tell you! 231 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,976 Okay! You actually know? 232 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,937 Wait! Isn’t that why you’re punching me? 233 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:33,938 It is now! 234 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,397 What did you do to her? 235 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:40,319 - Where is she? - Shit, man! Right there! 236 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,320 Grandpa? 237 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,447 Summer! Okay, awesome. 238 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,200 Who’s this? Hot guy who trafficked you? 239 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,243 I’m Kwyatt. 240 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:50,579 - I’m kind of on a roll, can I... - Oh god, no, no, no! 241 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:51,789 How’d you get here first? 242 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,874 I guess even when I’m bad, I’m still pretty good. 243 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,168 So, what’s Morty saying to you? Where is he? 244 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,088 - What? How would I know? - You didn’t form a psychic link? 245 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,799 No! We didn’t form a psychic link, what the fuck is that? 246 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:05,594 That’s like the whole thing. Crown jewel of psychic mutants, Summer. 247 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,847 You used him to get with cool kids but didn’t even activate your powers? 248 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,891 It’s kind of a kuato’s whole deal. 249 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,184 Sorry! Sorry! 250 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,019 Alright, so how do I hear him? 251 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,939 Open your mind, Summer? Christ. 252 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,279 Hello? Morty? 253 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,698 - Morty! - Summer? 254 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,450 Summer! Is that you? 255 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,785 Morty, I can hear you! 256 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,538 Thank fucking Christ, you bitch! I’ve been screaming for hours! 257 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,373 Alright well! I don’t have to hear you. 258 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,792 Sorry! And I’m sorry about the frolf party. 259 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,295 I think they’re selling me, Summer! Hurry! 260 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,879 They’re selling him, Grandpa! 261 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,298 - Well, obviously. - Well, obviously. 262 00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:46,635 You don’t have to do this! What we had was real! 263 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:51,056 - Prepare to get opened. - Don’t shoot! 264 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,101 I didn’t tell them anything! Except where and how to find you! 265 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,687 He’s outlived his usefulness. Kill him. 266 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,026 Oh shit, psychic warfare! 267 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,819 - What? - Hold on, Grandpa’s got this. 268 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,030 Oh shit! Run! 269 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,533 - Psychic grandpa. - No, look! 270 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,702 Fake temple with a high pitch noise maker. 271 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,203 Run before these guys figure it out! 272 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:16,582 He’s a fake, you morons! Like most psychics! Kill them! 273 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:20,127 - Summer! - I’m coming, Morty! Where are you? 274 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,796 I dunno! They’re moving me! I’m on the move! 275 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:26,508 This next one comes with a hat... Oh shit! 276 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,475 That’s what frolf is about, bitch! 277 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,144 Frisbee plus Golf. I get it now. 278 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,479 Summer, hurry! 279 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,360 Open your mind! 280 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,862 Where do you think they got that one? Whose chest is that big? 281 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,030 We don’t have time for this. 282 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,741 Why do you get to kick down all the doors? I wanna kick one. 283 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,243 Shit! It’s locked! My ankle! 284 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,162 What is this, your first Taken? 285 00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:59,291 Fuck you, Summer! I rescue Morty seven times per season! 286 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:02,378 - Summer! The boat, Summer! - Morty! I see it! I see the boat! 287 00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:04,338 Here, Summer! Check this out. 288 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,677 - Check this out? - Window jump. 289 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,387 Try to say it’s my first Taken now. 290 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,057 - It’s your first Taken. - I’m getting my groove back! 291 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,351 You heard him, boys. Kill him before he gets his groove! 292 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,191 Fuck! 293 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:27,152 None of this would a happened if you just unmerged us when I asked! 294 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,238 Morty gets everything for free! 295 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:33,409 Morty’s a dog! People have cats because their affection is earned. 296 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,078 I treat you like an equal because I respect you, 297 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,747 - you remind me of your grandmother. - What? 298 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,083 No! I said what... 299 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,711 You’re getting choked. Go go ponytail secret move! 300 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,047 Oh my God! What? Hair, stop! 301 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,967 - I need you to remove that. - Ungrateful. 302 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:51,927 How’s Morty? 303 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,722 Morty, you okay? Sorry! I just killed a guy with my hair. 304 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,808 No, I’m not okay! I’m still on the boat! Hurry! 305 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,394 Open your mind! 306 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,896 Sedate him. We’re meeting his buyer in an hour. 307 00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,944 Open your mind! 308 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,238 Easy there. It’ll all be over soon. 309 00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:15,117 Shit! Bite me twice, shame on me! 310 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,705 Man inject me once. 311 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,296 Sir! They’re inbound. What should we do? 312 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,589 Kill them, idiot! 313 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:34,887 There are days, and there are days. 314 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,765 Kenneth, you’re the crown jewel of psychic assholes. 315 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:41,101 Quite an entrance. Now for mine. 316 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,981 That’s the reveal? You slide off? 317 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,567 You think I’m done revealing? 318 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,238 That’s right, it’s me! A smaller Kuato. 319 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:57,826 The mastermind behind it all. I sold out my own kind, 320 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,203 and I’d do it again! 321 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,663 - Who could’ve seen that coming. - I mean, he can talk. 322 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,957 - That’s kinda surprising. - Yes. 323 00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:07,002 Everyone always assumed that charming Kenneth was the brains. 324 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,964 Or perhaps his Kuato. But I was in control! 325 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,343 - Morty! - Damn Morty, big air! 326 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:17,638 Stop it! 327 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,729 - Open your mind. - You wanna die? 328 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,903 You little shit! 329 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,865 - He’s got a knife! - Not just any knife. 330 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,201 Kuato knife! 331 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,745 Stop! That’s mine! 332 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:43,664 Shit! Fuck! 333 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,125 Shit! It has missiles! 334 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,670 You think this is a joke? 335 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:58,512 You’re about to die. So I’ll let you in on my true secret. 336 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:04,434 Those last three guys were chumps. I’m the real top dawg. 337 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:07,646 Shit, is that three or four? I’ve lost count. 338 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:11,191 - But wait, if you’re dazzled now. - Okay! 339 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,276 I see where this is going. 340 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:15,988 No! No! 341 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,869 What? No! No! No! 342 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,960 Man, kind of a shame. That spider thing was pretty cool. 343 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,129 - I wanted it. - Morty says he wanted it. 344 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,630 Okay! Here. 345 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:43,182 - You gotta jiggle it more. - Obviously I’m jiggling it, Summer! 346 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,809 - Well, not hard enough. - Morty says "Not hard enough". 347 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,811 I must have it set up for motion smoothing. 348 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,354 I gotta upgrade the polling rate. 349 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:57,613 Jesus, what are you, a lifeguard? Just jiggle it! 350 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,114 I’m alive! I’m alive! 351 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:04,411 No, wait! I have so much more to reveal! No! 352 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,039 There we go. 353 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,252 This is great. 354 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,921 Morty, looking good. 355 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,964 Bro you’re actually like a fucking boss. 356 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,549 Wait, can that thing jump? 357 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,052 Oh my god, bro. 358 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:23,138 - Frolf! - Frolf! 359 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:28,101 - Frolf! - Frolf! 360 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,442 And the Harry Herpsons win! 361 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,444 Morty! That’s a par! 362 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,407 Open your mind! 363 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:50,040 Did you see that par? Morty’s killer out there. 364 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,085 - He’s not even using his missiles. - Speaking of... 365 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,629 I kinda need a new girl to hook up with on Tuesdays? 366 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,424 - Pass. - You wanna get out of here? 367 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,259 Totes. 368 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,844 Summer saved me from being trafficked and burned alive. 369 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:03,845 It’s like whatever. 370 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:09,101 Damn, Summer Smith. There is no end to your complexity. 371 00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,021 There’s the missiles. 372 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:16,149 Open your mind! 373 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:51,601 Yes, well, my new kuato was named Morty, 374 00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,812 but I’m going to call him Sixty nine. 375 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,859 Kenneth’s running a little late with the package, no? 376 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,277 Oh, he’ll show. 377 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:04,281 Do you know how much I paid? Sixty nine million flurbo. 378 00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:09,369 I had seventy of course, but, sixty-nine... 379 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,041 I have sixty-nine credit cards. 380 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,378 My wife wanted to have sex, but I said no, 381 00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,172 not unless we sixty-nine. 382 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,552 - TMI, Michael. - You have a wife?