1 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:13,555 Aah! 2 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:15,974 Susglamon glabbi blah! 3 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:28,361 [ Sighs ] 4 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:29,779 [ Grunts ] 5 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:30,947 Pay up. What? 6 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:32,073 Pay up, G-Slice. 7 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,825 I just finished your chores. 8 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,118 Didn't I just upgrade your ponytail? 9 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:36,953 And-- And those ghost goggles you asked for 10 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:38,037 are in the vending machine. 11 00:00:38,037 --> 00:00:39,122 Attribute slider. 12 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:40,582 Oh, shit. Yeah. 13 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,292 Jimmy Haddicker's frisbee-golf party is tonight, 14 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:46,337 I want him sliding all over these attributes. 15 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:51,134 Ow! Sensitive bone marrow much? 16 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:53,178 Alright, what are we boosting, what are we losing? 17 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,472 Strength me up, dawg. I want that frolf bod. 18 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:56,556 Drop intelligence. 19 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:57,932 Alright, four customizable stats, 20 00:00:57,932 --> 00:00:59,601 courtesy of the genetic sequencer 21 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,019 in your-- Come here, nerd. 22 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,979 No! Ah! Summer! 23 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:04,481 I will literally murder you! 24 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:06,441 Oh, Christ, you're too dumb to know I'm serious. 25 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,234 Hey, Rick, what are you-- 26 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,652 Wait, i-is that an attribute slider? 27 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:12,322 You're juicing your stats for the frolf party? 28 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,490 You gonna ruin this for me? 29 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:14,616 What? No! 30 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,493 I-I-I want one for the party too! 31 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:17,702 Do some shit for me, bro. 32 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:19,746 I-I-I helped you kill your nemesis. 33 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:20,789 Oh, you guys found him? 34 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,207 It's my emotional cheat day. 35 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:25,001 I am removing myself from this conversation. 36 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:26,878 I can't believe he gave you that. 37 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,213 I-I've asked for one forever. 38 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,006 'Cause you're a bottom-feeder, Morty. 39 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,341 You beg and eat scraps. 40 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,551 I'm an independent woman who eats what she kills. 41 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:36,095 Come on, Summer! I-I'm your little brother! 42 00:01:36,095 --> 00:01:37,430 Y-You have to take care of me! 43 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:38,556 Take care of this. 44 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:40,099 Oh! Agh! 45 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:41,559 You just hide anywhere, huh? 46 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,353 Rick: Kick his ass, Summer! 47 00:01:43,353 --> 00:02:15,051 {\an8}♪ 48 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:17,178 [ Music playing ] 49 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:18,179 [ Gasping ] 50 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:19,514 Oh, my God. Who are you? 51 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,891 Yeah, but what about this? 52 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:22,892 Ah, shut up! 53 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,561 - She's juggling! - Whoa! 54 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:25,895 {\an8}Bro, is that your sister? 55 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:27,730 {\an8}Her dexterity is wild. 56 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:29,023 {\an8}Yeah, I guess? 57 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:31,234 {\an8}H-Hey, Brad, aren't you a football guy? 58 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,443 {\an8}Of course, Morty. 59 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:35,238 {\an8}But the off season is the frolf season. 60 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,614 {\an8}[ Chuckles ] Yo, Summer! 61 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:38,575 {\an8}Get over here and meet the team captain. 62 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,496 {\an8}Oh, hey, guys. So random seeing you here. 63 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,582 {\an8}Love the way you move that coin. 64 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,041 {\an8}Ever consider a bigger disc? 65 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:48,710 {\an8}Is your hair different? Oh. 66 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:52,005 {\an8}I dunno. I started using this new leave-in conditioner? 67 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,131 {\an8}I love it. 68 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:56,050 {\an8}Maybe leave your number in my phone. 69 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,385 {\an8}So charismatic. 70 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:59,262 {\an8}Looks like we found our new center-forwardback. 71 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,097 {\an8}Gross! She's just using tech 72 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:03,182 {\an8}to customize herself for social situations! 73 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:06,603 {\an8}Bro, maybe you should too. You're harshing the buzz. 74 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:07,896 {\an8}Can you give us a sec? 75 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,272 {\an8}Ow! Hey! 76 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,648 {\an8}You're embarrassing yourself. 77 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:12,901 {\an8}Leave or I will make you leave. 78 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,736 {\an8}Just let me borrow it for a second, then I'll go. 79 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,237 {\an8}What do you even want it for, you parasite? 80 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:17,614 {\an8}I-I wanna be ripped 81 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,449 {\an8}and-- and take my shirt off in front of Tricia! 82 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,743 {\an8}Ew! You worm! She's my best friend! 83 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,244 {\an8}She's not even in your grade! 84 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:24,454 {\an8}It's a trickle down effect! 85 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,122 {\an8}She'll see me and tell everyone! 86 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:27,165 Okay, time to go. 87 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,541 [ Cheering ] 88 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:31,127 - Yeah, Summer! Dump the chump! - She's juicing! 89 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:32,962 The device makes her cool! 90 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:34,714 All: Go Summer! Go Summer! 91 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,716 Juice it up! 92 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,217 [ Grunting ] 93 00:03:38,217 --> 00:03:39,177 Aah! 94 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,428 Not so strong now, huh? 95 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:42,889 {\an8}Good luck with-- ha, intelligence. 96 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,182 {\an8}My turn. 97 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,643 {\an8}Ow! Whoa. 98 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:47,602 {\an8}Whoa. 99 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,270 {\an8}That's more like it. Morty. 100 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,688 {\an8}Wait 'til the girls hear this. 101 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:53,066 Let's see if these abs are waterproof. 102 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,526 [ Screams ] 103 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,573 [ Grunts ] 104 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:03,284 [ Cuckoo! ] 105 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:06,496 Ah! Ah! 106 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:07,747 Wow, smart throw. 107 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,207 Yeah, really thought out. 108 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,375 Now this is some shit. 109 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,043 This is what frolf is about, bro! 110 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:15,338 You pubescent little simian, I will end you. 111 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,840 [ All cheering ] 112 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,227 [ Gasping ] 113 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,480 - No. - Ugh! 114 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,606 Okay. No. 115 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,024 Not what frolf is about. 116 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:38,236 Open your miiind! 117 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:40,196 [ Gasps ] Oh, my God. What the fuck? 118 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,572 Um, no thank you. 119 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:44,117 {\an8}Dude, no way. Summer's got a Kuato! 120 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,159 {\an8}A what-o? 121 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,577 {\an8}Um, a Kuato? 122 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:48,913 {\an8}Oh, my God. She doesn't even know what a Kuato is! 123 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:51,040 {\an8}I-I know what that is. I'm-- I'm cool! 124 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,417 {\an8}Jimmy, your leave-in conditioner! 125 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,584 {\an8}Ugh! Agh! 126 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:55,795 {\an8}Look at how desperate she is! 127 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:56,754 {\an8}Boo! 128 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:58,715 {\an8}Yeah, come on, guys! Boo her! 129 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:02,176 {\an8}[ All booing ] 130 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:04,721 {\an8}[ Sobbing ] 131 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:05,888 Announcer: And now back to... 132 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:07,390 "Cake or Fake?" 133 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,475 Please! Come on, you have to know! 134 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:10,518 Do I not breathe? 135 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,270 Do I not speak? Hmm. 136 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,396 Give me the knife. Agh, no! 137 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,731 Oh, my God! Please! 138 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,024 I'm not a cake! I'm not a cake! 139 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,026 Grandpa! I'm a literal monster! 140 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:20,361 And you're blocking the TV. What's up? 141 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:23,364 Oooopen your miiiind! 142 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:25,199 Ho-lee shit! A Kuato? 143 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:27,160 Whoa. How-- How the fuc-- 144 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,494 Morty messed with my slider 145 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:30,204 and we fell in a pool and everyone booed! 146 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:32,248 Thought the slider was gonna be the whole thing this week. 147 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:34,250 Wow. It's not wow, you Grinch! 148 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,878 Why do you care about high schoolers? This is a Kuato. 149 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,421 From "Total Recall"? 150 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,381 T-They're basically the crown jewel of psychic mutants. 151 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:42,341 Yeah, everyone knows but me! 152 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:44,385 They fucking shamed me for it! 153 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:46,846 Huh. Water must've fried the gene sequencer. 154 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,097 Your spines are braided? 155 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:49,182 Christ, what a mess. 156 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,100 You need to fix this, Grandpa! 157 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,351 Okay, pay up. 158 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:54,020 What? Pay up, S-Slice. 159 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,104 Thought you killed what you ate. 160 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:56,522 Chore wheel's empty. 161 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:58,232 If you work fast, I'll fix it in the morning. 162 00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,817 Open your miiind! 163 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:01,277 See, Morty gets it. 164 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:05,031 Gah! You're worse than he is! 165 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,283 Ooopen your miind! 166 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,285 God, shut up. 167 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:10,870 Ugh. 168 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,873 Ooopen your miind! 169 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:18,127 [ Sighs ] 170 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:20,797 [ House music playing ] 171 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,215 What the hell? 172 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,008 Ooopen your miiind! 173 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:25,343 Ugh, God damn it, Morty, 174 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:28,554 you're even messing up my targeted ads. 175 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,726 I partied with other Kuatos and had the time of my life. 176 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,771 Kuatos rule! Whoo! 177 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,815 Ugh, whatever. 178 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:41,776 [ Groans ] 179 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:42,860 [ Hissing ] 180 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:44,237 Ugh! You know what? 181 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,072 Fuck this noise. 182 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:54,872 Nice Kuato. 183 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:56,499 Open your miiind! 184 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,209 Preaching to the choir. 185 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,336 Have fun. 186 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:03,714 [ House music playing ] 187 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:08,010 Oh, my glob, your hair-Kuato combo is out of this world. 188 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:12,306 Oh, uh, wow, I, uh-- I love your tumor-face guy. 189 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:14,433 You're hilarious. 190 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:17,270 [ Laughs ] 191 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,479 What'll it be? 192 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:20,356 Open your miiind! 193 00:07:20,356 --> 00:07:22,066 Coming right up. 194 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:28,281 {\an8}♪ 195 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,909 Hey, sorry. I couldn't help but notice your Kuato. 196 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:32,952 He's huge! 197 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,204 Oh, um... Thank you? 198 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:37,707 I'm Kwyatt, and this is Godiva. 199 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:41,377 {\an8}Summer, and uh, this little guy is Morty. 200 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:44,922 Open your mind! 201 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:47,341 Wow, I guess they all say that, huh? 202 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:48,593 [ Cheering ] 203 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,303 You guys celebrating something? 204 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,804 Yeah, being Kuatos. 205 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,222 We're kinda like VIPs here. 206 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:56,142 Who's your new friend, Kwyatt? She's cute. 207 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,435 This is Summer and Morty. 208 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:01,022 You guys should join us at our table! 209 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,356 Whoo! 210 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:05,735 I mean, if you can handle some rowdy Kuats, 211 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,028 you should come hang. 212 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,071 Open your miiind! 213 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:11,699 Sounds like we're down to clown. 214 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,290 Wow. You guys do this all the time? 215 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:20,666 It's a tight knit community! 216 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:23,461 Feels like we're part of the future, you know? 217 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,922 Yeah, being a mutant is rad. 218 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,924 Open your miiind! 219 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:28,883 What? 220 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:32,428 Open! Your! Miiind! 221 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:33,763 Totally. 222 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:36,432 I love being a Kuato! 223 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:37,975 Whoo! 224 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:39,477 Who's that guy? Kenneth. 225 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:41,854 He kinda pays for all this. You wanna meet him? 226 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,731 - Obviously. - Ken! 227 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:45,233 This is Summer and Morty. 228 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,568 They're new to the scene, but they are the real deal! 229 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:49,445 New friends! Champagne? 230 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,530 So open-minded of you. 231 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,407 We're a rare breed! 232 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:55,117 Open your mind! 233 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:56,118 What? 234 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:58,454 Open! Your! Mind! 235 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:02,041 Oh, my God, your Kuato is so funny. 236 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,125 To Kuatos! 237 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,877 To the future! 238 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,129 [ House music playing ] 239 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:22,395 {\an8}♪ 240 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:26,065 [ Laughter ] 241 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,608 You wanna get outta here? 242 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:30,236 Hell yeah I do. 243 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:33,364 This is, like, the best night I've had in a while. 244 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,116 Welcome to life as a Kuato. 245 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,325 Open your mind! 246 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:37,910 Like, this whole time I thought my brother 247 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,412 was an anchor holding me back, 248 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,623 but he's, like, a key, to something I never even imagined. 249 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:43,749 Sounds like he... 250 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,251 opened your mind. 251 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,586 So did you. 252 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,670 What's wrong? 253 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,922 I'm... Ugh. I'm sorry. 254 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:52,174 Wait, "I'm sorry", like, you have a girlfriend? 255 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:55,594 Or "I'm sorry", like, something much worse? 256 00:09:55,594 --> 00:10:01,225 Oh! Fuck! Let go! Let me go! 257 00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:02,310 Hold her steady! 258 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,352 Open your mind! 259 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,520 Hold him steady too! 260 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,522 Open your mind! 261 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:09,442 - [ Grunts ] - Open... your... mind. 262 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,195 [ Groans ] 263 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:14,322 Wha... 264 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,198 Where... 265 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:17,199 Morty? 266 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:19,535 Shit, shit, shit. 267 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:20,828 What was the activation phrase? 268 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,580 "Ponytail assemble"? 269 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,957 "Go go lock-picking ponytail"? 270 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,584 I don't give my grandpa enough credit? 271 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,586 [ Beeping. whirring ] 272 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,296 [ Grunts ] 273 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:35,843 [ Chuckles ] The oven's mostly for bodies, 274 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,720 but I make pizzas in here too. 275 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,681 Ugh! Ah! Ah! Ah! No! 276 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:43,601 Arrivadeadci, bitch. 277 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:44,935 [ Groaning ] 278 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,687 Sorry, no time to save you more than I just did. 279 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,147 Gotta find my brother! 280 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,273 [ Groans ] 281 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,319 [ Snoring ] 282 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,154 [ Screams ] Jesus, shit! Agh, what the hell, Beth? 283 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,489 You're paying for those! 284 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,907 Just yell my name like normal! I did! 285 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,701 Why do you think I risked it with the tongs? 286 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:01,869 Huh. 287 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,412 I-I guess I did drink a lot last night. 288 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:06,040 Marathon of "Cake Or Fake". The-- The sentient cakes, 289 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,666 they-- they keep you guessing, you know? 290 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:08,918 Where are my kids? 291 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,503 Merged? 292 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,798 That doesn't answer my question and raises several others. 293 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,300 Relax, sweetie. Summer's just doing chores. 294 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,510 Which I will check on. 295 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,511 By myself. 296 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,138 Without your tongs. 297 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:27,353 Summer? 298 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,437 Agh! God damn it! 299 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:31,148 Summer! You let them get hungry! 300 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,910 Wait, w-why is this in black and white? 301 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,286 Computer: For dramatic effect. 302 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:46,122 I didn't design you for dramatic effect. 303 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,374 You made me sound like your dead wife. 304 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,501 Just color the fuckin' picture. 305 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,211 We're kinda like VIPs here. 306 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,798 I mean, if you can handle some rowdy Kuats, you could join us? 307 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:59,468 I bet you say that to all the mutant girls. 308 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:00,553 He does. 309 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,012 Holy shit! I'm just a pretty face! 310 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:04,056 I'm just a handsome guy! Where's Morty? 311 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,307 He's-- He's in a good place! 312 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:07,726 He's happy! It's nice! 313 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,395 He's in a "Taken" house! 314 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,605 We're gonna put him on the highest bidder! 315 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,731 Take me to him! 316 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:14,150 They'll kill me! Okay, alright. 317 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,026 I'm sorry. I'll do it. 318 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:19,905 [ Sobbing ] 319 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:23,659 So, he wasn't into me? 320 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:27,121 O-Open your... 321 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,373 There he is. Man of the hour. 322 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,375 How is our big boy? 323 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,793 Finally stable. 324 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,503 Should be ready for transplant in a few hours. 325 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:35,546 Good. 326 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,506 Open your... mind. 327 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,799 Why do I do it? 328 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,886 Kuatos have always had a revolutionary spirit, 329 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,013 and there's nothing more revolutionary 330 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,973 than me being rich. 331 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:50,519 You think anyone in that VIP section was born a Kuato? 332 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,313 You're a rare breed, Morty, 333 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:56,734 and we're gonna put you on someone who values that. 334 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:57,776 Aah! 335 00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:58,986 Where is she?! 336 00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:01,071 Sh-- She paid me, man! She used the taxi app! 337 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:03,699 I make less than minimum wage and I got five kids! 338 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:06,535 Sorry, man. I-I guess I got really excited 339 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,871 to beat someone up for information. 340 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,540 Aah! Where'd you take her?! 341 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,791 Come on! Ow! 342 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:14,376 Where is she?! She just ordered a drink! 343 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,879 Aah! I-I spent a long time mixing it! 344 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,047 She didn't even tip! 345 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,673 Shit, sorry. Wrong guy again. 346 00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,467 Thought I'd be better at this. Whatever you say, man. 347 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,676 Just don't hit me again! 348 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:23,844 Who'd she leave with?! 349 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,013 Aah! [ Grunting ] 350 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,098 Where is she?! I'll never tell you! 351 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:30,226 Oh, okay, y-you actually know? 352 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,603 Wait, wait, isn't that why you're punching me? 353 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:33,938 It is now! 354 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,689 What did you do to her?! 355 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,191 [ Grunting ] 356 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,192 Where is she?! 357 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,902 Shit, man! Right there! 358 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,904 - Grandpa? - Oh, Summer. 359 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,864 Okay, awesome. 360 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,116 Who's this? Hot Guy Who Trafficked You? 361 00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,159 I'm Kwyatt. 362 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,577 I'm kind of on a roll. Can I... 363 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,037 Oh, God! No, no, no! 364 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,580 How'd you get here first? 365 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,582 I guess even when I'm bad, I'm still pretty good. 366 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:55,084 So, what's Morty saying to you? 367 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,919 Where is he? What? How would I know? 368 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,671 Y-You didn't form a psychic link? 369 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,173 No, we didn't form a psychic link. What the fuck is that? 370 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,758 That's like the whole thing! 371 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,010 Crown jewel of psychic mutants, Summer. 372 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,428 You used him to get with cool kids, 373 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,264 but didn't even activate your powers? 374 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,516 It's kind of a Kuato's whole deal. 375 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,934 Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! 376 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,644 Alright, so how do I hear him? 377 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,854 Open your mind, Summer? 378 00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,648 Christ. 379 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:20,776 [ Grunts ] 380 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,278 Hello? 381 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,612 Morty? 382 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:24,780 Morty! 383 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,073 Morty: Summer? 384 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,033 Summer! Is that you? 385 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,368 Morty, I can hear you! 386 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,661 Thank fucking Christ, you bitch! 387 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,079 I've been screaming for hours! 388 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,998 Alright, well, I don't have to hear you. 389 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,417 Sorry! A-And I'm sorry about the frolf party. 390 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,295 I-I think they're selling me, Summer! Hurry! 391 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,504 They're selling him, Grandpa! 392 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,965 Well, obviously. 393 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,883 [ Grunts ] You don't have to do this! 394 00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:46,385 What we had was real! 395 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,095 [ Elevator bell dings ] 396 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,139 Prepare to get opened. 397 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,140 Don't shoot! 398 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,516 I didn't tell them anything! 399 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:53,851 Except where and how to find you. 400 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,728 He's outlived his usefulness. 401 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,813 Kill him. 402 00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:00,065 Aaaah! 403 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,525 Oh, shit, psychic warfare! 404 00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:04,194 What? Hold on, Grandpa's got this. 405 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,822 Oh shit! Run! 406 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,657 Summer: Whoa, psychic Grandpa. 407 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,327 No, look. Fake temple with a high pitch noise maker. 408 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,786 Run before these guys figure it out! 409 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,121 He's a fake, you morons! 410 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,539 Like most psychics! 411 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,166 Kill them! 412 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,834 - Summer! - I'm coming, Morty! 413 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,169 Where are you? 414 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,629 Mort: I dunno! Th-- They're moving me! 415 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,796 I'm on the move! 416 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,549 This next one comes with a hat. 417 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:26,717 Oh, shit! 418 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,885 [ Grunts ] 419 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:31,764 [ Grunts ] 420 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,932 That's what frolf is about, bitch! 421 00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:36,727 Ohhh, Frisbee plus golf. I get it now. 422 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,729 Morty: Summer, hurry! 423 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,817 Open your mind! 424 00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,110 Where do you think they got that one? 425 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,528 Whose chest is that big? 426 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:47,946 We don't have time for this. 427 00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,657 Hey, why do you get to kick down all the doors? 428 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,283 I wanna kick one. Ow, shit! 429 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,035 It's locked! My ankle! 430 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,037 What is this, your first "Taken"? 431 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,789 Ah! Fuck you, Summer! 432 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,832 I rescue Morty seven times per season! 433 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,292 Morty: Summer! The boat, Summer! 434 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,336 Morty! I see it! I see the boat! 435 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,880 Here, Summer, check this out. 436 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,007 [ Summer screams ] 437 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,093 "Check this out"? Yeah, window jump. 438 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,220 Try to say it's my first "Taken" now. 439 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,763 [ Guns cock ] 440 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,723 It's your first "Taken". I'm getting my groove back! 441 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:18,602 You heard him, boys! Kill him before he gets his groove! 442 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,728 [ Grunts ] 443 00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:21,063 Ow! 444 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,107 [ Grunting ] 445 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,191 Ow! Fuck! 446 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,401 None of this would have happened 447 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,069 if you just unmerged us when I asked! 448 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,238 Morty gets everything for free! 449 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,614 Morty's a dog! 450 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,700 People have cats because their affection is earned. 451 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,411 I treat you like an equal because I respect you 452 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,287 You remind me of your grandmother. 453 00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:38,706 What? 454 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,666 No, I said, "What?" 455 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:41,750 Oh, you're getting choked. 456 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,627 Go go ponytail secret move! 457 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,713 [ Beeping ] Oh, my God! What? 458 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,339 Hair, stop! 459 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,924 I need you to remove that. 460 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,509 Ungrateful. 461 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,552 How's Morty? 462 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,011 Morty! You okay? 463 00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,471 Sorry, I just killed a guy with my hair. 464 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:55,556 Morty: No, I'm not okay! 465 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,932 I-I'm still on the boat! 466 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,434 Hurry! 467 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,811 Open your mind! Sedate him. 468 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,564 We're meeting his buyer in an hour. 469 00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:08,485 Ow! Open your miiind! 470 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:11,697 Easy there. It'll all be over soon. 471 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,781 Aw, shit! 472 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,783 Bite me twice, shame on me! 473 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:17,286 Whoa! Oh, man. 474 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,830 Inject me once... 475 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,918 [ Grunting ] 476 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,962 Sir! They're inbound, what should we do? 477 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,298 Kill them, idiot! 478 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,049 [ Screams ] 479 00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:34,261 [ Sighs ] There are days, and there are days. 480 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,723 Kenneth, you're the crown jewel of psychic assholes. 481 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,141 Quite an entrance. 482 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,435 Now, for mine. 483 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,437 [ Grunting ] 484 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,355 That's the reveal? You slide off? 485 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:48,942 You think I'm done revealing? 486 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:49,943 [ Grunts ] 487 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,570 That's right, it's me! 488 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,071 A smaller Kuato. 489 00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:55,532 The mastermind behind it all. 490 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:58,577 I sold out my own kind, and I'd do it again! 491 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,204 Wow, who could've seen that coming? 492 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,455 I mean, he can talk. 493 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,248 That's kinda surprising. Yes. 494 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,919 Everyone always assumed that charming Kenneth was the brains. 495 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,712 Or perhaps his Kuato. 496 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,923 But I was in control! 497 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,882 Aah! 498 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,384 Morty! Damn, Morty, big air! 499 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,179 [ Both grunting ] 500 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,514 Stop it! 501 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,058 [ Both grunting ] 502 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,810 [ Panting ] 503 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,144 Open your mind. 504 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,562 You wanna die? 505 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:29,817 [ Both grunting ] 506 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:33,320 Ah! You little shit! 507 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,988 Whoa, he's got a knife! 508 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,866 Not just any knife. 509 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:39,034 Kuato knife! 510 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,118 Oh! Oh! 511 00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:42,246 Hey, stop! That's mine! 512 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,498 Shit, fuck! 513 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:47,417 Oh, shit! It has missiles! 514 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,878 You think this is a joke? 515 00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,129 [ Screaming ] 516 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,676 You're about to die. 517 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:59,555 So I'll let you in on my true secret-- 518 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,849 Those last three guys were chumps. 519 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,017 I'm the real top dawg. 520 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,436 Oh, shit, is that three or four? 521 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,563 I've lost count. 522 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,148 But wait, if you're dazzled now-- 523 00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:13,485 Okay. I see where this is going. 524 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,238 Hey-- No! No! Ah! 525 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,365 No! Ow! 526 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,242 What? No! No! 527 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,910 Noooo! 528 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,079 [ Gurgling ] 529 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,666 Man, kind of a shame. 530 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,501 That spider thing was pretty cool. 531 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,669 Yeah. I wanted it. 532 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,963 Morty says he wanted it. Oh, o-okay. 533 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,756 Here. [ Grunting ] 534 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,887 Oh, wh-- whoops. 535 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,096 You gotta jiggle it more. 536 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,806 Obviously I'm jiggling it, Summer! 537 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,057 Well, not hard enough. 538 00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,517 Morty says, "Not hard enough." 539 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,269 I-I must have it set up for motion smoothing. 540 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,855 I-I gotta upgrade the polling rate. 541 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,692 [ Coughing ] 542 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,986 Jesus, what are you, a lifeguard? 543 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,195 Just jiggle it! 544 00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:59,114 I'm alive! I'm alive! 545 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,282 No! Wait! 546 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,743 I have so much more to reveal! 547 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:05,245 Ah! Nooo-- 548 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,581 There we go. 549 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,127 Oh, yeah, this is great. 550 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,629 Whoa, Morty, looking good. 551 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,964 Bro, you're actually like a fucking boss. 552 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,091 Wait, can that thing jump? 553 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,052 Oh, my God. Bro. 554 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,639 [ Chanting "Frolf!" ] 555 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:32,648 {\an8}♪ 556 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,108 Announcer: And the Harry Herpsons win! 557 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,276 Yeah, Morty! 558 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,903 That's a par! 559 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:42,407 - Morty! Yeah! - Open your mind! 560 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,742 [ Laughs ] 561 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,163 Hey, did you see that par? 562 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,665 Morty's killer out there. 563 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,833 Yeah. He's not even using his missiles. 564 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,251 Speaking of... 565 00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:55,963 I kinda need a new girl to hook up with on Tuesdays? 566 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,255 Eh. Pass. 567 00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:59,591 {\an8}Hey, you wanna get out of here? Totes. 568 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,302 Summer saved me from being trafficked and burned alive. 569 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,930 It's, like, whatever. 570 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,431 Damn, Summer Smith. 571 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,142 There is no end to your complexity. 572 00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:10,519 [ Explosion ] 573 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:13,021 Ah, there's the missiles. 574 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,314 O--Open your mind! 575 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,525 Open your mind! 576 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:47,556 {\an8}♪ 577 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:50,892 Yes, well, my new Kuato was named Morty, 578 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:53,812 but I'm going to call him Sixty-Nine. 579 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,355 [ Laughter ] 580 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:58,400 Kenneth's running a little late with the package, no? 581 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,653 Oh, he'll show. Do you know how much I paid? 582 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:04,489 69 million flurbos. 583 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,074 [ Laughter ] 584 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:08,076 I had 70 of course, but... 585 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:09,411 69. 586 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,329 [ Laughter ] 587 00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:13,915 I have 69 credit cards. 588 00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,584 [ Laughter ] 589 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:16,877 My wife wanted to have sex, 590 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:20,213 but I said no, not unless we 69. 591 00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:22,758 [ Laughs ] 592 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,051 TMI, Michael. 593 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,136 You have a wife?