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Aah!
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Susglamon glabbi blah!
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Pay up.
What?
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Pay up, G-Slice.
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I just finished your chores.
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Didn't I just upgrade
your ponytail?
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And-- And those ghost
goggles you asked for
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are in the vending machine.
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Attribute slider.
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Oh, shit. Yeah.
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Jimmy Haddicker's
frisbee-golf party is tonight,
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I want him sliding
all over these attributes.
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Ow!
Sensitive bone marrow
much?
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Alright, what are we boosting,
what are we losing?
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Strength me up, dawg.
I want that frolf bod.
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Drop intelligence.
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Alright, four customizable stats,
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courtesy of
the genetic sequencer
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in your--
Come here, nerd.
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No! Ah!
Summer!
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I will literally murder you!
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Oh, Christ, you're too dumb
to know I'm serious.
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Hey, Rick, what are you--
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Wait, i-is that
an attribute slider?
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You're juicing your stats
for the frolf party?
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You gonna ruin this
for me?
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What? No!
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I-I-I want one
for the party too!
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Do some shit for me, bro.
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I-I-I helped you
kill your nemesis.
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Oh, you guys
found him?
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It's my emotional
cheat day.
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I am removing myself
from this conversation.
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I can't believe
he gave you that.
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I-I've asked for one forever.
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'Cause you're a bottom-feeder,
Morty.
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You beg and eat scraps.
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I'm an independent woman
who eats what she kills.
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Come on, Summer!
I-I'm your little brother!
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Y-You have to
take care of me!
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Take care of this.
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Oh! Agh!
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You just hide anywhere, huh?
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Rick:
Kick his ass, Summer!
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{\an8}♪
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[ Music playing ]
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[ Gasping ]
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Oh, my God.
Who are you?
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Yeah, but what about this?
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Ah, shut up!
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- She's juggling!
- Whoa!
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{\an8}Bro, is that your sister?
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{\an8}Her dexterity is wild.
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{\an8}Yeah, I guess?
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{\an8}H-Hey, Brad,
aren't you a football guy?
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{\an8}Of course, Morty.
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{\an8}But the off season
is the frolf season.
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{\an8}[ Chuckles ]
Yo, Summer!
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{\an8}Get over here
and meet the team captain.
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{\an8}Oh, hey, guys. So random
seeing you here.
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{\an8}Love the way
you move that coin.
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{\an8}Ever consider
a bigger disc?
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{\an8}Is your hair different?
Oh.
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{\an8}I dunno. I started using
this new leave-in conditioner?
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{\an8}I love it.
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{\an8}Maybe leave your number
in my phone.
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{\an8}So charismatic.
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{\an8}Looks like we found
our new center-forwardback.
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{\an8}Gross!
She's just using tech
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{\an8}to customize herself
for social situations!
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{\an8}Bro, maybe you should too.
You're harshing the buzz.
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{\an8}Can you give us a sec?
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{\an8}Ow! Hey!
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{\an8}You're embarrassing yourself.
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{\an8}Leave or I will
make you leave.
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{\an8}Just let me borrow it
for a second, then I'll go.
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{\an8}What do you even want it for,
you parasite?
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{\an8}I-I wanna be ripped
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{\an8}and-- and take my shirt off
in front of Tricia!
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{\an8}Ew! You worm!
She's my best friend!
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{\an8}She's not even
in your grade!
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{\an8}It's a trickle down
effect!
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{\an8}She'll see me
and tell everyone!
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Okay, time to go.
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[ Cheering ]
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- Yeah, Summer! Dump the chump!
- She's juicing!
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The device makes her cool!
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All: Go Summer!
Go Summer!
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Juice it up!
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[ Grunting ]
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Aah!
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Not so strong now, huh?
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{\an8}Good luck with--
ha, intelligence.
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{\an8}My turn.
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{\an8}Ow!
Whoa.
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{\an8}Whoa.
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{\an8}That's more like it.
Morty.
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{\an8}Wait 'til the girls
hear this.
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Let's see if these abs
are waterproof.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Cuckoo! ]
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Ah! Ah!
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Wow, smart throw.
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Yeah, really
thought out.
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Now this is some shit.
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This is what frolf
is about, bro!
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You pubescent little simian,
I will end you.
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[ All cheering ]
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[ Gasping ]
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- No.
- Ugh!
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Okay.
No.
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Not what frolf is about.
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Open your miiind!
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[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God. What the fuck?
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Um, no thank you.
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{\an8}Dude, no way.
Summer's got a Kuato!
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{\an8}A what-o?
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{\an8}Um, a Kuato?
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{\an8}Oh, my God. She doesn't even
know what a Kuato is!
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{\an8}I-I know what that is.
I'm-- I'm cool!
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{\an8}Jimmy,
your leave-in conditioner!
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{\an8}Ugh!
Agh!
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{\an8}Look at how desperate
she is!
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{\an8}Boo!
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{\an8}Yeah, come on, guys!
Boo her!
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{\an8}[ All booing ]
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{\an8}[ Sobbing ]
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Announcer:
And now back to...
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"Cake or Fake?"
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Please!
Come on, you have to know!
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Do I not breathe?
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Do I not speak?
Hmm.
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Give me the knife.
Agh, no!
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Oh, my God!
Please!
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I'm not a cake!
I'm not a cake!
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Grandpa!
I'm a literal monster!
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And you're blocking
the TV. What's up?
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Oooopen your miiiind!
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Ho-lee shit!
A Kuato?
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Whoa.
How-- How the fuc--
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Morty messed
with my slider
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and we fell in a pool
and everyone booed!
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Thought the slider was gonna be
the whole thing this week.
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Wow.
It's not wow,
you Grinch!
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Why do you care about
high schoolers? This is a Kuato.
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From "Total Recall"?
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T-They're basically the crown
jewel of psychic mutants.
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Yeah, everyone knows
but me!
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They fucking shamed me
for it!
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Huh. Water must've fried
the gene sequencer.
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Your spines are braided?
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Christ, what a mess.
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You need to fix this,
Grandpa!
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Okay, pay up.
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What?
Pay up, S-Slice.
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Thought you killed
what you ate.
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Chore wheel's empty.
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If you work fast,
I'll fix it in the morning.
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Open your miiind!
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See, Morty gets it.
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Gah!
You're worse than he is!
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Ooopen your miind!
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God, shut up.
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Ugh.
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Ooopen your miind!
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[ Sighs ]
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[ House music playing ]
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What the hell?
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Ooopen your miiind!
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Ugh, God damn it, Morty,
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you're even messing up
my targeted ads.
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I partied with other Kuatos
and had the time of my life.
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Kuatos rule!
Whoo!
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Ugh, whatever.
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[ Groans ]
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[ Hissing ]
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Ugh!
You know what?
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Fuck this noise.
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Nice Kuato.
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Open your miiind!
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Preaching to
the choir.
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Have fun.
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[ House music playing ]
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Oh, my glob, your hair-Kuato
combo is out of this world.
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Oh, uh, wow, I, uh--
I love your tumor-face guy.
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You're hilarious.
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[ Laughs ]
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What'll it be?
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Open your miiind!
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Coming right up.
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{\an8}♪
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Hey, sorry. I couldn't help
but notice your Kuato.
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He's huge!
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Oh, um...
Thank you?
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I'm Kwyatt,
and this is Godiva.
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{\an8}Summer, and uh, this little guy
is Morty.
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Open your mind!
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Wow, I guess they all
say that, huh?
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[ Cheering ]
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You guys
celebrating something?
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Yeah, being Kuatos.
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We're kinda like VIPs here.
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Who's your new friend, Kwyatt?
She's cute.
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This is Summer and Morty.
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You guys should join us
at our table!
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00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,356
Whoo!
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00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:05,735
I mean, if you can handle
some rowdy Kuats,
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00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,028
you should come hang.
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00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,071
Open your miiind!
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00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:11,699
Sounds like we're
down to clown.
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00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,290
Wow.
You guys do this all the time?
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00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:20,666
It's a tight knit
community!
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Feels like we're part
of the future, you know?
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Yeah, being a mutant
is rad.
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Open your miiind!
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What?
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Open! Your!
Miiind!
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Totally.
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I love being a Kuato!
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Whoo!
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00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:39,477
Who's that guy?
Kenneth.
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He kinda pays for all this.
You wanna meet him?
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00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,731
- Obviously.
- Ken!
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00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:45,233
This is Summer and Morty.
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They're new to the scene,
but they are the real deal!
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New friends!
Champagne?
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So open-minded of you.
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We're a rare breed!
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Open your mind!
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00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:56,118
What?
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Open! Your!
Mind!
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Oh, my God, your Kuato
is so funny.
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00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,125
To Kuatos!
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00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,877
To the future!
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00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,129
[ House music playing ]
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00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:22,395
{\an8}♪
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00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:26,065
[ Laughter ]
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00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,608
You wanna get
outta here?
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Hell yeah I do.
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00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:33,364
This is, like, the best night
I've had in a while.
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Welcome to life as a Kuato.
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00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,325
Open your mind!
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00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:37,910
Like, this whole time
I thought my brother
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was an anchor
holding me back,
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00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,623
but he's, like, a key, to
something I never even imagined.
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00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:43,749
Sounds
like he...
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00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,251
opened your mind.
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So did you.
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What's wrong?
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00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,922
I'm...
Ugh. I'm sorry.
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00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:52,174
Wait, "I'm sorry", like,
you have a girlfriend?
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00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:55,594
Or "I'm sorry", like,
something much worse?
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Oh! Fuck!
Let go! Let me go!
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00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:02,310
Hold her steady!
258
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,352
Open your mind!
259
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,520
Hold him steady too!
260
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,522
Open your mind!
261
00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:09,442
- [ Grunts ]
- Open... your... mind.
262
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,195
[ Groans ]
263
00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:14,322
Wha...
264
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,198
Where...
265
00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:17,199
Morty?
266
00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:19,535
Shit, shit, shit.
267
00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:20,828
What was
the activation phrase?
268
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,580
"Ponytail assemble"?
269
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,957
"Go go lock-picking ponytail"?
270
00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,584
I don't give my grandpa
enough credit?
271
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,586
[ Beeping. whirring ]
272
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,296
[ Grunts ]
273
00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:35,843
[ Chuckles ]
The oven's mostly for bodies,
274
00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,720
but I make pizzas
in here too.
275
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,681
Ugh!
Ah! Ah! Ah! No!
276
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:43,601
Arrivadeadci, bitch.
277
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:44,935
[ Groaning ]
278
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,687
Sorry, no time to save you more
than I just did.
279
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,147
Gotta find my brother!
280
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,273
[ Groans ]
281
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,319
[ Snoring ]
282
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,154
[ Screams ] Jesus, shit!
Agh, what the hell, Beth?
283
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,489
You're paying for those!
284
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,907
Just yell my name
like normal!
I did!
285
00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,701
Why do you think I risked it
with the tongs?
286
00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:01,869
Huh.
287
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,412
I-I guess I did drink
a lot last night.
288
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:06,040
Marathon of "Cake Or Fake".
The-- The sentient cakes,
289
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,666
they-- they keep you guessing,
you know?
290
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:08,918
Where are my kids?
291
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,503
Merged?
292
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,798
That doesn't answer my question
and raises several others.
293
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,300
Relax, sweetie.
Summer's just doing chores.
294
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,510
Which I will check on.
295
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,511
By myself.
296
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,138
Without your tongs.
297
00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:27,353
Summer?
298
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,437
Agh!
God damn it!
299
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:31,148
Summer!
You let them get hungry!
300
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,910
Wait, w-why is this
in black and white?
301
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,286
Computer:
For dramatic effect.
302
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:46,122
I didn't design you
for dramatic effect.
303
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,374
You made me sound
like your dead wife.
304
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,501
Just color the fuckin' picture.
305
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,211
We're kinda like
VIPs here.
306
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,798
I mean, if you can handle some
rowdy Kuats, you could join us?
307
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:59,468
I bet you say that to all
the mutant girls.
308
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:00,553
He does.
309
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,012
Holy shit!
I'm just a pretty face!
310
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:04,056
I'm just a handsome guy!
Where's Morty?
311
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,307
He's-- He's
in a good place!
312
00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:07,726
He's happy!
It's nice!
313
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,395
He's in a "Taken" house!
314
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,605
We're gonna put him
on the highest bidder!
315
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,731
Take me to him!
316
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:14,150
They'll kill me!
Okay, alright.
317
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,026
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
318
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:19,905
[ Sobbing ]
319
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:23,659
So, he wasn't into me?
320
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:27,121
O-Open your...
321
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,373
There he is.
Man of the hour.
322
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,375
How is our big boy?
323
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,793
Finally stable.
324
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,503
Should be ready for transplant
in a few hours.
325
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:35,546
Good.
326
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,506
Open your... mind.
327
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,799
Why do I do it?
328
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,886
Kuatos have always had
a revolutionary spirit,
329
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,013
and there's nothing
more revolutionary
330
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,973
than me being rich.
331
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:50,519
You think anyone in that
VIP section was born a Kuato?
332
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,313
You're a rare breed, Morty,
333
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:56,734
and we're gonna put you
on someone who values that.
334
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:57,776
Aah!
335
00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:58,986
Where is she?!
336
00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:01,071
Sh-- She paid me, man!
She used the taxi app!
337
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:03,699
I make less than minimum wage
and I got five kids!
338
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:06,535
Sorry, man.
I-I guess I got really excited
339
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,871
to beat someone up
for information.
340
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,540
Aah!
Where'd you take her?!
341
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,791
Come on! Ow!
342
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:14,376
Where is she?!
She just ordered a drink!
343
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,879
Aah!
I-I spent a long time mixing it!
344
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,047
She didn't even tip!
345
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,673
Shit, sorry.
Wrong guy again.
346
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,467
Thought I'd be better at this.
Whatever you say, man.
347
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,676
Just don't hit me again!
348
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:23,844
Who'd she leave with?!
349
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,013
Aah!
[ Grunting ]
350
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,098
Where is she?!
I'll never tell you!
351
00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:30,226
Oh, okay,
y-you actually know?
352
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,603
Wait, wait, isn't that
why you're punching me?
353
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:33,938
It is now!
354
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,689
What did you do to her?!
355
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,191
[ Grunting ]
356
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,192
Where is she?!
357
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,902
Shit, man!
Right there!
358
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,904
- Grandpa?
- Oh, Summer.
359
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,864
Okay, awesome.
360
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,116
Who's this?
Hot Guy Who Trafficked You?
361
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,159
I'm Kwyatt.
362
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,577
I'm kind of on a roll.
Can I...
363
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,037
Oh, God!
No, no, no!
364
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,580
How'd you get here first?
365
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,582
I guess even when I'm bad,
I'm still pretty good.
366
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:55,084
So, what's Morty
saying to you?
367
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,919
Where is he?
What? How would I know?
368
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,671
Y-You didn't form
a psychic link?
369
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,173
No, we didn't form a psychic
link. What the fuck is that?
370
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,758
That's like
the whole thing!
371
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,010
Crown jewel of psychic
mutants, Summer.
372
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,428
You used him to get
with cool kids,
373
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,264
but didn't even activate
your powers?
374
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,516
It's kind of a Kuato's
whole deal.
375
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,934
Sorry!
Sorry! Sorry!
376
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,644
Alright,
so how do I hear him?
377
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,854
Open your mind, Summer?
378
00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,648
Christ.
379
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:20,776
[ Grunts ]
380
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,278
Hello?
381
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,612
Morty?
382
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:24,780
Morty!
383
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,073
Morty: Summer?
384
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,033
Summer!
Is that you?
385
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,368
Morty, I can hear you!
386
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,661
Thank fucking Christ,
you bitch!
387
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,079
I've been screaming
for hours!
388
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,998
Alright, well, I don't have
to hear you.
389
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,417
Sorry! A-And I'm sorry
about the frolf party.
390
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,295
I-I think they're selling me,
Summer! Hurry!
391
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,504
They're selling him,
Grandpa!
392
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,965
Well, obviously.
393
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,883
[ Grunts ]
You don't have to do this!
394
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:46,385
What we had was real!
395
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,095
[ Elevator bell dings ]
396
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,139
Prepare to get opened.
397
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,140
Don't shoot!
398
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,516
I didn't tell them anything!
399
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:53,851
Except where and how
to find you.
400
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,728
He's outlived his usefulness.
401
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,813
Kill him.
402
00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:00,065
Aaaah!
403
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,525
Oh, shit,
psychic warfare!
404
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:04,194
What?
Hold on,
Grandpa's got this.
405
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,822
Oh shit! Run!
406
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,657
Summer:
Whoa, psychic Grandpa.
407
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,327
No, look. Fake temple with
a high pitch noise maker.
408
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,786
Run before these guys
figure it out!
409
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,121
He's a fake, you morons!
410
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,539
Like most psychics!
411
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,166
Kill them!
412
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,834
- Summer!
- I'm coming, Morty!
413
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,169
Where are you?
414
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,629
Mort: I dunno!
Th-- They're moving me!
415
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,796
I'm on the move!
416
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,549
This next one comes
with a hat.
417
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:26,717
Oh, shit!
418
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,885
[ Grunts ]
419
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:31,764
[ Grunts ]
420
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,932
That's what frolf is about,
bitch!
421
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:36,727
Ohhh, Frisbee plus golf.
I get it now.
422
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,729
Morty: Summer, hurry!
423
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,817
Open your mind!
424
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,110
Where do you think
they got that one?
425
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,528
Whose chest is that big?
426
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:47,946
We don't have time
for this.
427
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,657
Hey, why do you get
to kick down all the doors?
428
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,283
I wanna kick one.
Ow, shit!
429
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,035
It's locked!
My ankle!
430
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,037
What is this,
your first "Taken"?
431
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,789
Ah!
Fuck you, Summer!
432
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,832
I rescue Morty seven times
per season!
433
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,292
Morty: Summer!
The boat, Summer!
434
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,336
Morty!
I see it! I see the boat!
435
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,880
Here, Summer,
check this out.
436
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,007
[ Summer screams ]
437
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,093
"Check this out"?
Yeah, window jump.
438
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,220
Try to say it's my first
"Taken" now.
439
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,763
[ Guns cock ]
440
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,723
It's your first "Taken".
I'm getting my groove back!
441
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:18,602
You heard him, boys! Kill him
before he gets his groove!
442
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,728
[ Grunts ]
443
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:21,063
Ow!
444
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,107
[ Grunting ]
445
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,191
Ow! Fuck!
446
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,401
None of this
would have happened
447
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,069
if you just unmerged us
when I asked!
448
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,238
Morty gets everything
for free!
449
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,614
Morty's a dog!
450
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,700
People have cats because
their affection is earned.
451
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,411
I treat you like an equal
because I respect you
452
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,287
You remind me
of your grandmother.
453
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:38,706
What?
454
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,666
No, I said, "What?"
455
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:41,750
Oh, you're
getting choked.
456
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,627
Go go ponytail secret move!
457
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,713
[ Beeping ]
Oh, my God! What?
458
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,339
Hair, stop!
459
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,924
I need you to remove that.
460
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,509
Ungrateful.
461
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,552
How's Morty?
462
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,011
Morty!
You okay?
463
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,471
Sorry, I just killed a guy
with my hair.
464
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:55,556
Morty:
No, I'm not okay!
465
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,932
I-I'm still on the boat!
466
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,434
Hurry!
467
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,811
Open your mind!
Sedate him.
468
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,564
We're meeting his buyer
in an hour.
469
00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:08,485
Ow!
Open your miiind!
470
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:11,697
Easy there.
It'll all be over soon.
471
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,781
Aw, shit!
472
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,783
Bite me twice,
shame on me!
473
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:17,286
Whoa!
Oh, man.
474
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,830
Inject me once...
475
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,918
[ Grunting ]
476
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,962
Sir! They're inbound,
what should we do?
477
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,298
Kill them, idiot!
478
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,049
[ Screams ]
479
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:34,261
[ Sighs ] There are days,
and there are days.
480
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,723
Kenneth, you're the crown jewel
of psychic assholes.
481
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,141
Quite an entrance.
482
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,435
Now, for mine.
483
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,437
[ Grunting ]
484
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,355
That's the reveal?
You slide off?
485
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:48,942
You think I'm done
revealing?
486
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:49,943
[ Grunts ]
487
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,570
That's right, it's me!
488
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,071
A smaller Kuato.
489
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:55,532
The mastermind behind it all.
490
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:58,577
I sold out my own kind,
and I'd do it again!
491
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,204
Wow, who could've seen
that coming?
492
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,455
I mean, he can talk.
493
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,248
That's kinda surprising.
Yes.
494
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,919
Everyone always assumed that
charming Kenneth was the brains.
495
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,712
Or perhaps his Kuato.
496
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,923
But I was in control!
497
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,882
Aah!
498
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,384
Morty!
Damn, Morty, big air!
499
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,179
[ Both grunting ]
500
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,514
Stop it!
501
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,058
[ Both grunting ]
502
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,810
[ Panting ]
503
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,144
Open your mind.
504
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,562
You wanna die?
505
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:29,817
[ Both grunting ]
506
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:33,320
Ah!
You little shit!
507
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,988
Whoa, he's got a knife!
508
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,866
Not just any knife.
509
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:39,034
Kuato knife!
510
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,118
Oh! Oh!
511
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:42,246
Hey, stop!
That's mine!
512
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,498
Shit, fuck!
513
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:47,417
Oh, shit!
It has missiles!
514
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,878
You think
this is a joke?
515
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,129
[ Screaming ]
516
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,676
You're about to die.
517
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:59,555
So I'll let you in
on my true secret--
518
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,849
Those last three guys
were chumps.
519
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,017
I'm the real top dawg.
520
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,436
Oh, shit,
is that three or four?
521
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,563
I've lost count.
522
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,148
But wait,
if you're dazzled now--
523
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:13,485
Okay.
I see where this is going.
524
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,238
Hey-- No!
No! Ah!
525
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,365
No! Ow!
526
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,242
What?
No! No!
527
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,910
Noooo!
528
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,079
[ Gurgling ]
529
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,666
Man, kind of a shame.
530
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,501
That spider thing
was pretty cool.
531
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,669
Yeah.
I wanted it.
532
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,963
Morty says he wanted it.
Oh, o-okay.
533
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,756
Here.
[ Grunting ]
534
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,887
Oh, wh-- whoops.
535
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,096
You gotta jiggle it more.
536
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,806
Obviously I'm jiggling it,
Summer!
537
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,057
Well,
not hard enough.
538
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,517
Morty says,
"Not hard enough."
539
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,269
I-I must have it set up
for motion smoothing.
540
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,855
I-I gotta upgrade
the polling rate.
541
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,692
[ Coughing ]
542
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,986
Jesus, what are you,
a lifeguard?
543
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,195
Just jiggle it!
544
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:59,114
I'm alive!
I'm alive!
545
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,282
No!
Wait!
546
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,743
I have so much more
to reveal!
547
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:05,245
Ah!
Nooo--
548
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,581
There we go.
549
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,127
Oh, yeah,
this is great.
550
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,629
Whoa, Morty,
looking good.
551
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,964
Bro, you're actually
like a fucking boss.
552
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,091
Wait, can that thing jump?
553
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,052
Oh, my God. Bro.
554
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,639
[ Chanting "Frolf!" ]
555
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:32,648
{\an8}♪
556
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,108
Announcer:
And the Harry Herpsons win!
557
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,276
Yeah, Morty!
558
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,903
That's a par!
559
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:42,407
- Morty! Yeah!
- Open your mind!
560
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,742
[ Laughs ]
561
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,163
Hey, did you see
that par?
562
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,665
Morty's killer out there.
563
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,833
Yeah. He's not even
using his missiles.
564
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,251
Speaking of...
565
00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:55,963
I kinda need a new girl
to hook up with on Tuesdays?
566
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,255
Eh.
Pass.
567
00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:59,591
{\an8}Hey, you wanna get
out of here?
Totes.
568
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,302
Summer saved me from being
trafficked and burned alive.
569
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,930
It's, like, whatever.
570
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,431
Damn, Summer Smith.
571
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,142
There is no end
to your complexity.
572
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:10,519
[ Explosion ]
573
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:13,021
Ah, there's the missiles.
574
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,314
O--Open your mind!
575
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,525
Open your mind!
576
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:47,556
{\an8}♪
577
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:50,892
Yes, well, my new Kuato
was named Morty,
578
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:53,812
but I'm going to call him
Sixty-Nine.
579
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,355
[ Laughter ]
580
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:58,400
Kenneth's running a little late
with the package, no?
581
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,653
Oh, he'll show.
Do you know how much I paid?
582
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:04,489
69 million flurbos.
583
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,074
[ Laughter ]
584
00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:08,076
I had 70 of course, but...
585
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:09,411
69.
586
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,329
[ Laughter ]
587
00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:13,915
I have 69 credit cards.
588
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,584
[ Laughter ]
589
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:16,877
My wife wanted
to have sex,
590
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:20,213
but I said no,
not unless we 69.
591
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:22,758
[ Laughs ]
592
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,051
TMI, Michael.
593
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,136
You have a wife?