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Magnesium-J. Hydrogen-F.
Father.
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I am ready to rejoin
my brethren on Alphabetrium.
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Very well.
Your exile ends today.
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Welcome home, Water-T.
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The Numbericons!
They're attacking!
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Battle stations!
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Divide and conquer!
Zero survivors!
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Aah!
Father!
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Son...
take this thing.
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It's a prophecy
or some shit.
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I'm dying.
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Peace.
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Water-T,
where are you going?
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There's too many of them.
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Then I better
crunch the numbers.
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Aah!
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♪ When your heart adds up ♪
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♪ One plus one
makes youuuuuuuu ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Alllright ♪
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He's too dope! Retreat!
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ We don't care
about numbers ♪
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Oh, shit!
He's crunching the numbers.
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I thought he was
talking about taxes,
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but he's crunching us.
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I'ma deduct your ass.
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Aah!
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They activated
the Brackets Shield.
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We can't pull up.
Somebody kiss me.
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I don't want to die
not knowing love! No!
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♪ Oooooh, yeah ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ We don't care
about numbers ♪
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Sorry I'm late.
I had to go pee.
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Yo, what do you know
about this?
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The "I" of Harmony.
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It holds some secret power,
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but it's in a language
nobody can read.
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You don't gotta
read shit, Lithium-P.
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It's math.
Careful, T.
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They won't like that kind of
number talk at the palace.
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We're not going to the palace.
We're going to Earth.
Why?
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You know
a math expert there?
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Unfortunately, I do.
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In conclusion, without math
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planes wouldn't fly
and elephants would forget.
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What is that sound?
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Who is using air buds
to listen to rap music?
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Sorry, Mr. Goldenfold.
Detention!
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Class dismissed early so Morty
can have instant detention.
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- Aw, no!
- Are you serious?
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I want to learn!
I want to add and stuff.
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Geez, Mr. Goldenfold,
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it's just
a little hip hop.
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It helps me concentrate.
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Rap will never
help anyone do anything.
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Some things never change.
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Ice-T?
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Hey! Ice-T,
it's me, Morty.
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Remember me?
"G-Get Schwifty"?
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No.
Aw.
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And it's Water-T now.
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I don't give an ass
if you're Smokey Robinson.
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You got the balls of a clown
coming back to this school
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without the homework
you owe me.
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your homework,
old man.
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My planet's at stake.
Mr. Goldenfold,
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you taught Ice-T math?
I tried, Morty.
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I sure the hell tried.
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Without math, Russia would
control all Rubik's Cubes.
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Any questions?
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- Just one.
- Who gives a?
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I am a knight, walking,
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back of class talking,
homework scoffing,
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blackboard chalking...
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Look, man, I ain't here
for memory lane shit.
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I need this deciphered.
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Hmm. Early Algebraic,
possibly even Geometric.
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Yo, English.
I don't teach English,
bitch!
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And why would
I do your homework?
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You didn't do mine.
'Cause I had no home!
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Now I do.
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Help me save it.
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Aah!
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All Type Strikers, attack!
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Kill the Son of Magma-Q!
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I want his serifs.
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You're coming with me,
Goldenfold.
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You better be taking me
to your homework.
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You're coming with me,
Morty.
Why?
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It's called detention,
not "releastion."
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Sorry I'm late.
I had to go pee.
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I know.
Well,
there's new people.
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I thought they'd
like to hear about it.
Yeah, yeah.
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Just start
the ing ship.
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I see the tales
of your dopeness
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have been
greatly exaggerated.
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Big talk from
an upside down L.
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I am Sinistar-7,
and I am here to spill the T.
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Then come get me,
muthaa!
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She's got a Caps Lock!
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And an ass to suck.
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Hit the hyphen drive!
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No. No!
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Speak.
Lord Dread Nought.
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Water-T escaped
with the "I" of Harmony.
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Aah!
The One of Harmony!
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That's gotta hurt!
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You're a number.
Act like it.
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Subtract Water-T from life
and carry the One to me.
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I won't let you down...
Father.
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Too late.
Too late!
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Oh! Oh, wow.
Oh, I love my job.
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The Pythagorean Theorem!
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I just have to figure out
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what A and B are,
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square them both,
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and then add them
together.
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Can you do it?
If I do,
I want my homework.
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Fine!
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Why do you guys
hate each other so much?
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Why do all teachers hate
all students, Morty?
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Because you all break
our God damn hearts.
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Just seems like there's more
going on there.
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Was he
that bad at math?
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No, Morty.
Nobody is worse than you.
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The hurtful thing
about your friend back there
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is that at one point,
it seemed like he might learn.
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I am a nightmare walking,
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psychopath talking,
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king of my jungle just
a gangster stalk stalking.
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Stalking.
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Look at all this
non-scholastic depravity!
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Reef-er, Cheetos,
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and not a smidgen
of homework in sight!
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Yo, why you coming in here
in' up my words?
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Uh, T, maybe you ought
to go back to school.
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You can't keep a beat
to save your ass.
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Damn.
My dream just died.
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Here. Follow this.
It's called four-four time.
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One, two, three, four.
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Two, two, three --
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I am a nightmare walkin',
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psychopath talkin'
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king of my jungle
just a gangster stalkin'...
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Livin' life like a
firecracker...
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Yo, Chuck! It's Marvin!
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Your cousin Marvin D?
Hey.
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Ya know that new sound
you lookin' for?
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Well, listen to this!
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Ha! Got you again,
mutha-er!
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Wow. You think that guy's cousin
would stop taking his calls.
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That's not the point,
Morty.
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You included it
in your story.
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But I get it.
You and T were actually friends.
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So what went wrong?
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Nice try, Morty.
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You think that
if I connect with you,
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I'll let you
out of detention?
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Well, you can forget it!
I'm all about boundaries now.
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Boundaries! I got it!
Beep boop bop beep beep.
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What is it?
It's a map.
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A squared is
the length of the galaxy.
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B squared is the height.
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So C squared takes
you directly to...
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Planet E-10?
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Ain't E-10 supposed to be
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where God created
letters or some shit?
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That's just a story we tell
lowercase letters at bedtime.
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Maybe there's more to it.
Why bedtime?
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What?
He -- He said
it was a story
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you told lowercase letters
at bedtime.
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Y-You never tell the story
during the day?
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I guess I just hoped the
phrase "bedtime"
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would make it easier
to understand
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that lowercase letters
are our version of children.
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Oh, so you did that
for me?
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Well, half the people
here are human.
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I didn't want
to exclude you.
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We would have figured out
it was children.
Yeah.
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Lowercase means smaller.
We get it.
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Feels like I'm being
punished for clarity.
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Punished? Jesus.
I asked a question.
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- So did Hitler.
- What the is going on?
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Somebody set up a call
or some shit.
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We need to send word
to Alphabetrium.
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Oxygen-S,
we deciphered the "I" of Harmony
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and we're headed to E-10.
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That's incredible,
Water-T.
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Give me your coordinates.
I'll send help immediately.
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Word.
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00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,289
Happy to serve, my lord.
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In quotes.
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Secret villain!
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Coming out of
Helvetica Light Speed
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and approaching
Planet E-10.
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God damn.
Maybe it knows it's home.
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What the math
is happening?!
200
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Die, Letter scum!
201
00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,342
Aah!
202
00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,010
I'm sick and tired
of this bullshit.
203
00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,045
Yo, 7! Count this!
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Three-zus Christ!
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Typical letter,
acting on emotion.
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You're welcome for
saving your numbery-ass!
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I won't let you
take me alive!
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Have it your way.
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If you're going to act
like ignorant children,
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I guess the teacher's
in charge.
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And, young lady, whoever told
you numbers can't be emotional
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did you wrong.
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00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,213
On Earth, numbers get down.
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Sometimes even
with letters.
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Disgusting!
Uh-huh.
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00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,018
See?
That's what everyone says.
217
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,286
But then they go home
and they type
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all kinds of shit
into Pornhub.
219
00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:16,190
Scribble! Jot jot!
220
00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,392
Uh-oh! W-We're surrounded
by primitive googas.
221
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Okay. The primitive googas
worship the glowing thing.
222
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Things don't always
resolve this fast.
223
00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:25,999
We're making good time.
224
00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,635
Scribble! Jot jot!
Doodle! Doodle!
225
00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,003
We can't
understand you.
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Obviously, they want to
take us to their village
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for an Ewok party.
228
00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,175
Damn,
making really good time.
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This tribe claims
the artifact
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comes from a religious site
not far from here.
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Awful nice of you to help.
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I'm simply following the
rules of war as your prisoner.
233
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,525
Or maybe you're hoping
if you're nice,
234
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I'll let my guard down
so you can take the "I."
235
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How dare you!
I'm not a seductress.
236
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,831
I am a warrior.
237
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And that's not an "I."
It's a one.
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It's an "I."
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00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,269
You guys
don't get out much, huh?
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00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,338
It seems kind of obvious
that these Scribbles
241
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are like
the original species
242
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that letters and numbers
came from.
243
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,878
So that relic thing
probably isn't a one or an "I."
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00:10:10,912 --> 00:10:13,013
I-It's probably
just, like, a line.
245
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,882
It's symbolic of the fact
that your people
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don't need to be at war.
247
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,186
How do I know you again?
Get Schwifty.
248
00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,990
It's still nothing.
So mind your damn business.
249
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,525
At least we agree
on that.
250
00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:27,294
Looks like your detention
is officially over.
251
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:30,497
Why?
You finally learned
how hard it is to teach.
252
00:10:30,531 --> 00:10:32,499
No, I didn't.
Then you...learned
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00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:35,235
how hard it is to learn.
I already knew.
254
00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:37,271
Just go to bed,
you ungrateful shit!
255
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,475
Cock a doodle!
Cock a doodle two!
256
00:10:43,544 --> 00:10:45,279
The "I," it's gone!
257
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,148
That bitch!
7 took the "I."
258
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,350
Come on, Mr. Goldenfold.
Count me out, Morty.
259
00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:52,185
I'm tired of helping
that son of a bitch.
260
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,655
Seriously? Feels like
there's a deeper beef
261
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:55,889
than
missing homework here.
262
00:10:55,924 --> 00:10:57,157
What really happened?
263
00:10:57,190 --> 00:11:00,127
It was
the summer of 1991...
264
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,396
Any friend of Ice-T
is welcome in my home.
265
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,431
And as governor,
I can't wait to add
266
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:07,434
that math wing to Harry Herpson
High School, Mr. Goldenfold.
267
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,336
And I shall
put it to good use, sir!
268
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:12,539
Of course you will.
More baby potatoes?
269
00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:15,676
God damn, I love rap.
270
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:24,052
And the Grammy award for Rap
Artist of the Year goes to...
271
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,686
Ice-T!
272
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,259
Yo, I just want
to thank my words,
273
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,760
the letters that made them,
274
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,562
and that's it!
275
00:11:35,596 --> 00:11:37,798
Nothing else. Peace!
276
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,833
I thought you said
he'd thank math.
277
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,301
There must be
some mistake.
278
00:11:41,335 --> 00:11:43,337
Try a different channel.
The mistake was believing
279
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,006
you even knew Ice-T
and could get me
280
00:11:45,039 --> 00:11:46,074
that math-loving youth vote.
281
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,474
Now get out of here!
282
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,644
I got a God damn
presidential campaign to start.
283
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:54,715
After that, my dreams faded away
like so many erections.
284
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:57,451
I mean, that sucks,
but let's stop Sinistar-7,
285
00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,853
and maybe you two sort
this out on the way home?
286
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,956
Hmm.
Pretty sound logic.
287
00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:04,124
And logic
is a part of math!
288
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,560
Whatever. Come on.
289
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,128
If you're pregnant.
That's my cell number.
290
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,396
I know you can't read it,
291
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:12,033
but it's important
I made an effort.
292
00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:21,909
Nice try.
How dare you!
293
00:12:21,943 --> 00:12:23,210
How dare you!
294
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,404
Shit, I think when
we started getting it on
295
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,074
that amulet showed us
the truth of our origins.
296
00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:54,508
Father!
Hell, yeah.
297
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,443
We're into
the same sick shit, huh?
298
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,278
No. My father.
He's here.
299
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,015
W-What's that?
Emperor Dread Nought.
300
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:07,788
The fate of the Alphabetrians
is at hand.
301
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,624
Magma-Q's legacy ends here.
302
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,160
How the
did he find us?
303
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,928
Betrayal reveal!
304
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:19,399
You appear displeased
to see me, Prince Water-T.
305
00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:21,903
Cold-ass mutha-er, you in
league with Dread Nought?
306
00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:24,805
How could you do us
Letters dirty like that, S?
307
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,008
My true name is not S.
308
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:29,376
On Numbericonia
they call me...
309
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,978
8!
310
00:13:31,012 --> 00:13:32,980
8?! Oh, my God,
he's a number?!
311
00:13:33,014 --> 00:13:35,016
Did you know?
312
00:13:35,049 --> 00:13:37,350
I didn't.
Holy shit!
313
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,352
I'm not even supposed
to be here today.
314
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,787
It's my day off.
For real.
315
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:43,623
That's how much I like
working with these people!
316
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,928
Good thing your father
317
00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:48,795
isn't alive
to see you fail.
318
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,164
He'd be so disappointed.
319
00:13:50,198 --> 00:13:52,232
Mutha-er, I'm gonna
shoot you in the dick.
320
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,534
Ha! I would like to
see you try.
321
00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:55,836
Villain exit.
322
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,838
Thanks for dragging me
across the universe
323
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,339
to be killed, Water-T.
324
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,841
No homework-doing,
mother-grabbin...
325
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,309
You want to go, old man?
326
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,710
I'll you
till you love me.
327
00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:05,645
I'll put your kids
through college.
328
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,315
I'll ing take you to
Boca Raton, you motherer!
329
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,616
Ease up, Water-T.
330
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,752
After all,
y-you did betray Goldenfold
331
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:15,555
by, uh, not thanking math
at the Grammys, I guess.
332
00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:17,324
That's what
you think happened?
333
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,961
Nah, G-Folds,
it went like this.
334
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,964
Didja listen to my album,
Pop?
335
00:14:22,997 --> 00:14:24,498
It's nominated
for a Grammy
336
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,234
Yes. I heard your album.
337
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,070
What is this four-four time,
rhythm nonsense?
338
00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:30,370
It's disgusting!
339
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,173
You're a
number-loving traitor
340
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:35,009
who doesn't care about
anything but himself.
341
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,678
I...I never knew.
342
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,047
You never asked.
343
00:14:40,081 --> 00:14:41,515
Here...Father.
344
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,818
The destiny of the Numbericons
is mine to claim!
345
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:48,189
Everyone has to watch
while I do it too.
346
00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:50,191
How does
this thing work again?
347
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:51,424
Allow me, my lord.
348
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,759
Hold up.
You're just gonna let
349
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:53,928
this motherer --
350
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,067
Aah!
351
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,376
I don't get it.
352
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,544
The ultimate power
353
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,281
of the universe
is finally mine!
354
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,050
Hey! I am the ruler
of the Numbericons.
355
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,286
The dead rule nothing!
356
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,821
Aah!
Father! No!
357
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,355
Your father was a bitch.
358
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,591
You shall be my general now!
359
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,260
Well,
he was a bad father.
360
00:15:26,294 --> 00:15:27,894
I am Infinity,
361
00:15:27,929 --> 00:15:29,729
omnipotent god of numbers!
362
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:33,667
And I have a world
of Letters to destroy!
363
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,471
I guess he doesn't need
the ship anymore.
364
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,440
He doesn't need
the ship anymore, guys!
365
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,876
You heard Infinity.
Move out!
366
00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:44,245
Whoo-hoo! Alright!
367
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,746
We could have
had something.
368
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,381
It was a mistake, T.
369
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:51,018
Letters and Numbers
can never be.
370
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,793
What do we do? He's going
to destroy Alphabetrium!
371
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,163
Whatever.
I don't care anymore.
372
00:16:02,196 --> 00:16:03,763
Damn, T.
That's cold.
373
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,465
Exactly.
374
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,800
Whoa!
God damn.
375
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,435
You do remember
our adventure!
376
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,836
Not really.
377
00:16:11,973 --> 00:16:13,440
Wow! Dope shit, T!
378
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,708
If we don't stop Infinity.
379
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,509
he's going to destroy
Alphabetrium.
380
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,980
But that ooze-swamp put
the kibosh on our spaceships.
381
00:16:19,013 --> 00:16:21,681
M-Maybe we can pull it out
and upgrade it
382
00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,284
using parts
of the Numbers' ship.
383
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:25,186
Oh, the googas already did it.
384
00:16:25,219 --> 00:16:26,287
Wow, you guys work fast.
385
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,787
Scribble! Scribble!
386
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,690
Damn, it's like
the Glyph Jumper, but extreme.
387
00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:36,330
The Glyph Jumper Extreme is rad!
388
00:16:36,364 --> 00:16:39,399
Let's go home and bust a cap
in Infinity's ass.
389
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,767
Wait,
let me go pee first.
390
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,702
That way, when we get there,
I'll get to say --
391
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,804
Well, I'm not
gonna spoil it.
392
00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:54,581
Death to all Letters!
393
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:58,185
Neither upper nor lower case
will survive this day!
394
00:17:02,323 --> 00:17:03,723
The Brackets Shield
has fallen!
395
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,759
It's an utter apostrophe!
396
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:06,928
Aah!
397
00:17:06,961 --> 00:17:08,329
I am bigger than Letters.
398
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:09,931
I am bigger than Numbers.
399
00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:11,265
My balls are huge,
400
00:17:11,299 --> 00:17:13,935
and everyone can
suck my!
401
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,272
Stop!
You're killing Numbers!
402
00:17:20,141 --> 00:17:22,176
My lord,
this is too far!
403
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,476
Are you
still ing talking?
404
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,179
Here's a number
for you, lady.
405
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,248
86 that ass! You're fired!
406
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,386
Yo, suck this, bitch!
407
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:34,989
Aah!
408
00:17:36,424 --> 00:17:37,925
Yo, T.
Is that your girl?
409
00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:45,166
That's twice
I saved your ass.
410
00:17:45,199 --> 00:17:47,201
Infinity's gone mad
with power.
411
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,936
He's killing every one...
412
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:51,571
and every two
and every three and every --
413
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,707
We get it.
I was wrong to join him
414
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,943
and wrong to leave you,
Water-T.
415
00:17:55,977 --> 00:17:58,412
Infinity killed
both our fathers.
416
00:17:58,446 --> 00:18:01,581
Nuh-uh. I was there.
Ceiling fell on him.
417
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,318
Ha!
Father!
418
00:18:04,352 --> 00:18:05,920
That ceiling was poisoned.
419
00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:09,723
Oxygen-S planned Magma-Q's
assassination for months.
420
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,559
All my life, I've served
such negative numbers.
421
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,661
This kid I don't know
was right all along.
422
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,663
Finally!
It's time for the Numbericons
423
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,565
to rise and join us.
424
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:22,336
How can we make the Numbericons
rise up against him?
425
00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:25,172
We'll inspire them.
426
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,541
Kill! Murder! Death!
427
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,255
♪ Why does a one hate an "I,"
I gotta wonder? ♪
428
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,623
♪ When a lower case "I"
is an imaginary number ♪
429
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,558
♪ Who stands to gain
when I shoot up a digit? ♪
430
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,561
♪ The division is complex, but
you know we gotta bridge it ♪
431
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,332
♪ Hey, hey, ohh ♪
432
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:56,770
You think you can
stop me with rap, huh?
433
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,073
♪ More homicides
than a dodecahedron ♪
434
00:18:59,106 --> 00:19:01,108
♪ Number V letters
the shit that it feeds on ♪
435
00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:03,411
♪ Today, alpha-numerically
combine... ♪
436
00:19:03,444 --> 00:19:05,146
♪ Like G-L-O-C-K means ♪
437
00:19:05,179 --> 00:19:06,579
♪ My ice cold '9 ♪
438
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,749
♪ I got letters and numbers
every time I F a ho ♪
439
00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:12,253
♪ Giving her one big dick
while she screams "O" ♪
440
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,223
♪ Magma-Q gets 'em wet
like she got her cry on ♪
441
00:19:16,257 --> 00:19:18,691
♪ My dick's 3.14 feet,
that's a pie-thon ♪
442
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,660
♪ Ya'll actin' scared,
he ain't won yet ♪
443
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,596
♪ Infinity to one odds?
That's an alpha-bet ♪
444
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,466
Father?
You like a force ghost now?
445
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:26,833
The
it look like, son?
446
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,803
I came back to help you hand
Infinity his ass.
447
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,439
You ready?
Let's kill it, pops.
448
00:19:31,472 --> 00:19:33,840
♪ Infinity ain't shit
without numbers and letters ♪
449
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,875
♪ We can blow his ass out ♪
♪ If we work together ♪
450
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:39,080
♪ Rise up, Letters and Numbers,
I said rise up ♪
451
00:19:39,113 --> 00:19:41,215
♪ 'Cause you know
we're all brothers ♪
452
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,816
♪ Oh ♪
453
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:48,122
Arise, King Magma-T!
454
00:19:49,457 --> 00:19:52,259
Oh, yeah.
Whoa, damn!
455
00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:02,069
My word! Water-T's
spittin' straight fire!
456
00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:05,239
He truly is king of
Alphabetrium.
457
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:10,044
Infinity is too strong.
Nothing can defeat him.
458
00:20:10,077 --> 00:20:12,213
You think?
How about this shit?
459
00:20:12,246 --> 00:20:13,481
The "I" of Harmony!
460
00:20:13,514 --> 00:20:14,714
Muthaers just left it.
461
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,250
How will that help us?
462
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,019
This thing loves when Letters
and Numbers get down.
463
00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:20,187
Come here, girl.
464
00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:21,555
Mm!
465
00:20:21,589 --> 00:20:23,390
Yeah. You like that, huh?
466
00:20:24,492 --> 00:20:25,658
Hell, yeah!
467
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,294
You cannot stop me!
468
00:20:27,328 --> 00:20:28,895
I'm infinitely infinite!
469
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,734
My ing dick!
470
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,437
Thought I was lying,
mutha-er?
471
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,674
Oh, Mr. Goldenfold,
I love math!
472
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,911
And it loves you too,
Morty.
473
00:20:43,944 --> 00:20:46,580
I have to warn you,
I'm a prime number.
474
00:20:46,614 --> 00:20:48,349
I'm only divisible
by myself.
475
00:20:48,382 --> 00:20:50,618
Yeah, and
my dick's magma now,
476
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,919
but we'll figure it out.
477
00:20:57,891 --> 00:21:00,995
How is that math homework
coming along, Morty?
478
00:21:01,028 --> 00:21:02,997
I-It's great.
It's -- It's so great.
479
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,598
Do you mind
if I do a second test,
480
00:21:04,632 --> 00:21:07,268
you know, for -- for fun?
Ha! You're weird.
481
00:21:07,301 --> 00:21:09,069
And what about you, sir?
482
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,337
There. All done.
483
00:21:10,371 --> 00:21:13,207
Here's your god damn
homework, old man. Happy?
484
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,477
More than you can
possibly imagine.
485
00:21:52,012 --> 00:21:54,515
King Magma-T,
my people need you.
486
00:21:54,548 --> 00:21:56,984
And who are you?
487
00:21:57,017 --> 00:21:58,986
Ice Cube
of the Geomitrons.
488
00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:01,888
My planet getting all bent out
of shape by the Formivores.
489
00:22:01,922 --> 00:22:03,457
You Numbers and Letters
strong enough
490
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,857
to fight them
muthaers?
491
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,660
The warriors
of Alpha-Numbericon
492
00:22:06,694 --> 00:22:08,062
are unmatched in strength,
493
00:22:08,095 --> 00:22:11,131
and we never refuse to help
our brother in need.
494
00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:14,134
Word. My smokeshow queen
speaks truth.
495
00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,270
I'll grab my shit
and meet you out front.
496
00:22:18,038 --> 00:22:19,039
Cool.
497
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,314
Did you get any of that?