1 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:10,385 Magnesium-J. Hydrogen-F. Father. 2 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:14,431 I am ready to re-join my brethren on Alphabetrium. 3 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:17,475 Very well. Your exile ends today. 4 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:24,149 Welcome home, Water-T. 5 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:28,445 -The Numbericons! They’re attacking. -Battle stations! 6 00:00:38,037 --> 00:00:40,582 Divide and conquer! Zero survivors! 7 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:45,879 Father! 8 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,465 Son, take this thing. 9 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:53,803 It’s a prophecy or some shit. I’m dying. Peace. 10 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:02,020 Water-T, where are you going? There’s too many of them. 11 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:04,606 Then I better crunch the numbers. 12 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,612 When your heart adds up! 13 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:14,783 One plus one makes you! 14 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:21,748 Alright! 15 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,878 He’s too dope! Retreat! 16 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:31,716 Oh yeah! We don’t care about numbers! 17 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,259 Shit! He’s crunching the numbers! 18 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:36,554 I thought he was talking about taxes, but he’s crunching us! 19 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,014 I’m deduct your ass. 20 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,230 They activated the bracket shields! We can’t pull up! 21 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:47,816 Somebody kiss me! I don’t wanna die not knowing love! 22 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:54,197 Oh yeah! 23 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:56,991 We don’t care about numbers! 24 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:00,787 Sorry I’m late. I had to go Pe. 25 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,414 What do you know about this? 26 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,501 The "i" of Harmony? It holds some secret power, 27 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:08,044 but it’s in a language nobody can read. 28 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:11,172 You don’t gotta read shit, Lithium P. It’s math. 29 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,883 Careful, T. They won’t like that kind of number talk at the palace. 30 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,427 We’re not going to the palace, we’re going to Earth. 31 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,721 Why? You know a math expert there? 32 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,849 Unfortunately, I do. 33 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:24,227 In conclusion, without math, planes wouldn’t fly 34 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,729 and elephants would forget. What is that sound? 35 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,524 Who is using air buds to listen to rap music? 36 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:30,942 Sorry, Mister Goldenfold. 37 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:34,696 Detention! Class dismissed early so Morty can have instant detention! 38 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:36,739 -No! I want to learn! -I want to add and stuff. 39 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,158 Geez, Mr. Goldenfold! It’s just a little hip hop, 40 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:40,785 it helps me concentrate 41 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:43,079 Rap will never help anyone do anything! 42 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:44,747 Some things never change. 43 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:45,915 -Ice-T? -Ice-T? 44 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:50,253 Ice-T, it’s me, Morty! Remember me? Get Schwifty? 45 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:51,504 No. 46 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,798 And it’s Water-T now. 47 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,884 I don’t give an ass if you’re Smokey Robinson. 48 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:58,428 You got the balls of a clown coming back to this school 49 00:02:58,511 --> 00:02:59,929 without the homework you owe me! 50 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,724 Fuck your homework, old man! My planet’s at stake! 51 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:05,184 Mr. Goldenfold, you taught Ice-T math? 52 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:08,688 I tried, Morty. I sure the hell tried. 53 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:11,941 Without math, Russia would control all Rubik's Cubes. 54 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,818 -Any questions? -Just one. 55 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:16,446 Who gives a fuck! 56 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,657 I am a knight, walking, back of class talking, 57 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:22,118 homework scoffing, blackboard chalking. 58 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:25,163 Look man, I ain’t here for memory lane shit, 59 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:26,581 I need this deciphered. 60 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:30,543 Early Algebraic. Possibly even geometric. 61 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,921 -English! -I don’t teach english, bitch! 62 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,506 And why should I do your homework? You didn’t do mine! 63 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:36,758 Cuz I had no home! 64 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:39,636 Now I do. 65 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:42,639 Help me save it. 66 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:50,647 All Type Strikers, attack! Kill the Son of Magma-Q! 67 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,774 I want his serifs. 68 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,071 You’re coming with me, Goldenfold. 69 00:03:58,154 --> 00:03:59,864 You better be taking me to your homework. 70 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,449 -You’re coming with me, Morty! -Why? 71 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:03,368 It’s called detention, not releastion! 72 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:12,126 -Sorry I’m late, I had to go pe. -I know. 73 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:14,128 Well, there’s new people. I thought they’d like to hear about it. 74 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,463 Just start the fucking ship. 75 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:23,846 I see the tales of your dopeness have been greatly exaggerated. 76 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,974 Big talk from an upside down L. 77 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:30,478 I am Sinistar Seven! And I am here to spill the T. 78 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:32,188 Then come get me, mother fucker. 79 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:42,949 She’s got a Caps Lock! 80 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:45,535 And an ass to suck. Hit the hyphen drive! 81 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,081 No! No! 82 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,170 Speak. 83 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:59,215 Lord Dread Nought, Water-T escaped with the i of Harmony. 84 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,552 It’s the one of harmony! 85 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:05,263 That’s gotta hurt. 86 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:10,727 You’re a number, act like it. Subtract Water-T from life, 87 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,854 and carry the One to me. 88 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,648 I won’t let you down, Father. 89 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,150 Too late. 90 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:21,738 Too late! God! I love my job! 91 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,783 The Pythagorean Theorem. I just have to figure out 92 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:29,912 what A and B are, square them both and then add them together. 93 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,039 Can you do it? 94 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:34,083 -If I do, I want my homework. -Fine! 95 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:37,045 Why do you guys hate each other so much? 96 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:39,213 Why do all teachers hate all students, Morty? 97 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,632 Because you all break our god damn hearts. 98 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,676 Just seems like there’s more going on there. 99 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,178 Was he that bad at math? 100 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:48,389 No, Morty, nobody is worse than you. The hurtful thing about 101 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,391 your friend back there is that at one point 102 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,435 it seemed like he might learn. 103 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:56,189 I am a nightmare walking, psychopath talking, 104 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:59,942 king of my jungle just a gangster stalk stalking. Stalking. Fuck. 105 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,987 Look all this non-scholastic depravity! 106 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:07,492 Reef-er? Chee-tos? And not a smidgen of homework in sight. 107 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:10,119 Why you coming in here fucking up my words? 108 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,872 T, maybe you oughta go back to school. 109 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:14,957 You can’t keep a beat to save your ass. 110 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,627 Damn. My dream just died. 111 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:21,798 Here. Follow this! It’s called four four time. 112 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:24,133 1, 2, 3, 4. 113 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:28,304 -2, 2, 3, 4. -I am a nightmare walking 114 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:31,974 Psychopath talking, king of my jungle just a gangster stalking 115 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,852 -Living life like a firecracker -Chuck! It’s Marvin! 116 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:40,191 Your cousin Marvin D? Ya know that new sound you looking for? 117 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:42,819 Well, listen to this! 118 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,737 The gangs of L.A. will never die. 119 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,782 Got ya again, mother-fucker! 120 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:50,993 You’d think that guy’s cousin would stop taking his calls. 121 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,245 That’s not the point, Morty! 122 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:54,997 You included it in your story! But I get it. 123 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,000 You and T were actually friends. So, what went wrong? 124 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,920 Nice try, Morty. You think that if I connect with you 125 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:03,422 I’ll let you out of detention? Well, you can forget it. 126 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,882 I’m all about boundaries now. 127 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:06,551 Boundaries! I got it! 128 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:08,886 -What is it? -It’s a map! 129 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:12,056 A squared is the length of the galaxy. B squared is the height. 130 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,433 So C squared takes you directly to. 131 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,227 Planet E-10? 132 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:19,689 Ain’t E-10 supposed to be where God created letters or some shit? 133 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:22,358 That’s just a story we tell lowercase letters at bed time. 134 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:23,568 Maybe there’s more to it. 135 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:24,861 -Why bed time? -What? 136 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,947 He said it was a story you told lowercase letters at bed time, 137 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,032 you never tell the story during the day? 138 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,535 I guess I just hoped the phrase "bed time" would make it easier 139 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,204 to understand that lowercase letters are our version of children. 140 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,831 So you did that for me? 141 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:39,208 Well, half the people here are human, I didn’t want to exclude you. 142 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,501 We would have figured out it was children. 143 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,336 Lowercase means smaller, we get it. 144 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,880 It feels like I’m being punished for clarity. 145 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,090 -Punished? Jesus. I asked a question. -So did Hitler! 146 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:49,135 What the fuck is going on? Somebody set up a call or some shit. 147 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,220 We need to send word to Alphabetrium. 148 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:01,272 Oxygen-S, we’ve deciphered the i of Harmony and we’re headed to E-10. 149 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:02,732 That’s incredible, Water-T. 150 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,901 Give me your coordinates, I’ll send help immediately. 151 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:08,070 -Word. -Happy to serve, my lord. 152 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,531 In quotes! 153 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,910 Secret villain! 154 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:18,080 Coming out of Helvetica Light Speed, and approaching Planet E-10. 155 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:21,542 -God damn. -Maybe it knows it’s home. 156 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,419 What the math is happening? 157 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:25,963 Die, Letter scum! 158 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:31,844 I’m sick and tired of this bullshit. Yo Seven, count this! 159 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,096 Three-zus Christ! 160 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:51,030 -Typical letter, acting on emotion! -You’re welcome 161 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:54,158 -for saving your numbery-ass, ass! -I won’t let you take me alive! 162 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:55,159 Have it your way! 163 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:57,286 If you’re gonna act like ignorant children, 164 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,871 I guess the teacher’s in charge! 165 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:02,708 And young lady, whoever told you numbers can’t be emotional 166 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:06,003 did you wrong. On Earth, numbers get down. 167 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,131 -Sometimes even with letters. -Disgusting! 168 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,801 See that’s what everyone says, but then they go home 169 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,636 and they type all kinds of shit into Pornhub. 170 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,307 We’re surrounded by primitive googas! 171 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,521 Okay! The primitive googas worship the glowing thing! 172 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,982 Things don’t always resolve this fast, we’re making good time. 173 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,693 Scribble! Jot jot! Scribble! Doodle! 174 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:29,819 We can’t understand you. 175 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,822 Obviously, they want to take us to their village for an Ewok party. 176 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,824 Damn, making really good time. 177 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,000 This tribe claims the artifact comes from a religious site 178 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,126 not far from here. 179 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:46,502 Awful nice of you to help. 180 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,131 I’m simply following the rules of war as your prisoner. 181 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:51,716 Or maybe you’re hoping if you’re nice, 182 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:54,176 I’ll let my guard down so you can take the i. 183 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:57,847 How dare you. I’m not a seductress, I am a warrior. 184 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,725 -And that’s not an i, it’s a one. -It’s an i! 185 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,059 You guys don’t get out much? 186 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,062 It seems kinda obvious that these Scribbles are, like, 187 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,773 the original species that letters and numbers came from. 188 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,693 So that relic thing probably isn’t a one or an i 189 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:14,363 it’s probably just, like, a line. It’s symbolic of the fact 190 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,073 that your people don’t need to be at war. 191 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:19,035 -How do I know you again? -Get Schwifty? 192 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,912 Still nothing. So mind your damn business. 193 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,497 At least we agree on that. 194 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,335 Looks like your detention is officially over. 195 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,044 Why? 196 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,338 You finally learned how hard it is to teach. 197 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,130 No I didn’t. 198 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:34,216 Then you learned how hard it is to learn. 199 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,927 -I already knew... -Just go to bed, you ungrateful shit! 200 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,057 -Cock a doodle! -Cock a doodle two! 201 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,352 The i, it’s gone! 202 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:47,897 That bitch! Seven took the i! 203 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,440 C’mon, Mr. Goldenfold! 204 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:52,234 Count me out, Morty. I’m tired of helping that sonofabitch. 205 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,612 Seriously? Feels like there’sa deeper beef 206 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:57,198 than missing homework here. What really happened? 207 00:10:57,281 --> 00:11:00,076 It was the summer of 1991... 208 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,578 Any friend of Ice-T is welcome in my home. 209 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:05,206 And as governor, I can’t wait to add that math 210 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,541 wing to Harry Herpson High School, Mr. Goldenfold. 211 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,418 And I shall put it to good use, sir! 212 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,588 Of course you will, more baby potatoes? 213 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,591 God damn, I love rap. 214 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:23,391 And the Grammy award for Rap Artist of the Year goes to... 215 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,309 Ice-T! 216 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:33,776 I just want to thank my words, the letters that made them 217 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,654 and that’s it. Nothing else. Peace! 218 00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,740 I thought you said he’d thank math! 219 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,576 There must be some mistake, try a different channel? 220 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,328 The mistake was believing you even knew Ice-T 221 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,288 and could get me that math-loving youth vote! 222 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,708 Now get outta here! I’ve got a god damn presidential campaign to start. 223 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:54,463 After that, my dreams faded away like so many erections. 224 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,591 I mean, that sucks but let’s stop Sinistar-7 225 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,635 and maybe you two sort this out on the way home? 226 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:04,014 Pretty sound logic. And logic IS a part of math. 227 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,015 Whatever c’mon! 228 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,269 If you’re pregnant, that’s my cell number. 229 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,729 I know you can’t read it, but it’s important I made an effort. 230 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,824 -Nice try! -How dare you! 231 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:22,867 How dare you! 232 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,519 Shit! I think when we started getting it on 233 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,022 that amulet showed us the truth of our origins. 234 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:56,567 -Father! -We’re into the same sick shit. 235 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,194 No, my father! He’s here! 236 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,529 -What’s that? -Emperor Dread Nought. 237 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,786 The fate of the Alphabetrians is at hand. 238 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,372 Magma-Q’s legacy ends here. 239 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,208 How the fuck did he find us? 240 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,876 Betrayal reveal! 241 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:19,381 You appear displeased to see me, Prince Water-T. 242 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,926 Cold-ass mother-fucker, you in league with Dread Nought? 243 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,678 How could you do us Letters dirty like that, S? 244 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:28,766 My true name is not S, on Numbericonia they call me... 245 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,768 Eight. 246 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:35,564 Eight? Oh my god, he’s a number? Did you know? I didn’t! 247 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:40,444 Holy shit! I’m not even supposed to be here today it’s my day off! 248 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,322 For real, that’s how much I like working with these people! 249 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,369 Good thing your father isn’t alive to see you fail, 250 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,079 he’d be so disappointed. 251 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,081 Motherfucker! I’m gonna shoot you in the dick. 252 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:55,543 I would like to see you try. Villain exit! 253 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,213 Thanks for dragging me across the universe to be killed, Water-T. 254 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,798 No homework-doing, mother-grabbin. 255 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,926 You wanna go old man? I’ll fuck you stil you love me! 256 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,721 I’ll put your kids through college! I’ll fucking take you to Boca Raton 257 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,597 you motherfucker! 258 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,601 Ease up, Water-T. After all, you did betray Goldenfold by, 259 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,604 not thanking math at the Grammys. I guess. 260 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:19,608 That’s what you think happened? G-Folds. It went like this. 261 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,572 Didja listen to my album, Pop? It’s nominated for a Grammy. 262 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:29,285 Yes. I heard your album. What is this four-four time, rhythm nonsense? 263 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,162 It’s disgusting! You’re a number-loving traitor 264 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,582 who doesn’t care about anything but himself. 265 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,544 I never knew. 266 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,004 You never asked! 267 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,255 Here, Father. 268 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:44,883 The destiny of the Numbericons is mine to claim! 269 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,845 Everyone has to watch while I do it, too! 270 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,014 How does this thing work again? 271 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,640 Allow me, my lord. 272 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,642 Hold up. You’re just going to let this motherfucker come up and... 273 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,074 I don’t get it. 274 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:13,287 The ultimate power of the universe is finally mine! 275 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,873 I am the ruler of the Numbericons! 276 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,000 The dead rule nothing! 277 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,502 Father! No! 278 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,673 Your father was a bitch. You shall be my general now! 279 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,050 Well, he was a bad father... 280 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,887 I am Infinity, omnipotent God of Numbers! 281 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:33,432 And I have a world of Letters to destroy! 282 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,062 I guess he doesn’t need the ship anymore? 283 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,356 You heard Infinity. Move out! 284 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,070 We coulda had something. 285 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:50,699 It was a mistake, T. Letters and Numbers can never be. 286 00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:00,000 What do we do? He’s gonna destroy Alphabetrium! 287 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,960 Whatever. I don’t care anymore. 288 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,421 -Damn, T. That’s cold. -Exactly. 289 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,342 -God damn! -You do remember our adventure. 290 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,343 Not really. 291 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,430 Dope shit, T! 292 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,475 If we don’t stop Infinity, he’s gonna destroy Alphabetrium! 293 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,103 But that ooze-swamp put the kibosh on our spaceships. 294 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:23,232 Maybe we can pull it out and upgrade it using parts of the numbers ship... 295 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,360 The googas already did it. You guys work fast. 296 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,781 Damn. It’s like the Glyph Jumper, but extreme. 297 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,867 Big fun now! Ship fast. 298 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,911 The Glyph Jumper Extreme is rad! 299 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,373 Let’s go home and bust a cap in Infinity’s ass. 300 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,667 Wait! Let me go pee first, that way when we get there, 301 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,626 I’ll get to say. 302 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,545 well, I’m not gonna spoil it! 303 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:56,223 Death to all Letters! Neither upper nor lower case 304 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,100 will survive this day! 305 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,524 The Brackets Shield has fallen! It’s an utter apostrophe! 306 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,778 I am bigger than letters! I am bigger than numbers! 307 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,574 My balls are huge and everyone can suck my dick! 308 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,995 Stop! You’re killing numbers! 309 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,999 My lord, this is too far. 310 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,292 Are you still fucking talking? 311 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,253 Here’s a number for you lady, 86 that ass! 312 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,254 You’re fired! 313 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,301 Suck this, bitch! 314 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,681 T, is that your girl? 315 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,189 That’s twice I’ve saved your ass. 316 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,358 Infinity’s gone mad with power. He’s killing everyone. 317 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,319 And every two, 318 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,196 -and every three and every... -We get it. 319 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:55,657 I was wrong to join him. And wrong to leave you, Water T. 320 00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:58,285 Infinity killed both our fathers. 321 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,829 I was there. The ceiling fell on him. 322 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,291 Father! 323 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,834 That ceiling was poisoned. 324 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,546 Oxygen-S planned Magma-Q’s assassination for months. 325 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,549 All my life I’ve served such negative numbers. 326 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,676 This kid I don’t know was right all along. 327 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,594 Finally! 328 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,597 It’s time for the Numbericons to rise and join us! 329 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,600 How can we make the Numbericons rise up against him? 330 00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,560 We’ll inspire them. 331 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,440 Kill! Murder! Death! 332 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,286 Why does a 1 hate an "i", i gotta wonder? 333 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,747 When a lower case i is an imaginary number. 334 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,833 Who stands to gain when i shoot up a digit? 335 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,544 The division is complex, but you know we gotta bridge it. 336 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,758 You think you can stop me with rap? 337 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,179 More homicides than a dodecahedron 338 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,181 Number vs letters the shit that it feeds on 339 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:05,060 Today, alpha-numerically combine Like g-l-o-c-k means 340 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,144 -My ice cold ‘9! 341 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,815 I got letters and numbers every time i fuck a hole 342 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,234 giving her 1 big dick while she screams "o"! 343 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,488 Magma-Q gets’em wet like she got her cry on 344 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:20,784 My dick’s 3.14 feet it’s a Pi-thon Ya’ll actin’ scared. He ain’t won yet 345 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,579 Infinity to one odds? That’s an alpha-bet. 346 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,372 Father? You like a force ghost now? 347 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:28,375 The fuck it look like, son? I came back to help 348 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,210 you hand Infinity his ass. You ready? 349 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,587 Let’s kill it, Pops. 350 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,797 Infinity ain’t shit without numbers and letters. 351 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,966 We can blow his ass out if we work together. 352 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,885 Rise up! Letters and numbers 353 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,637 I said rise up! Cuz you know we’re all brothers! 354 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,811 Arise, King Magma-T. 355 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,201 My word! Water-T’s spitting straight fire! 356 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,786 He truly is King of Alphabetrium. 357 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,042 Infinity’s too strong! Nothing can defeat him! 358 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,127 You think? How bout this shit. 359 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,420 The I of Harmony! 360 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:16,089 -Motherfuckers just left it. -How will that help us? 361 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,592 This thing loves when letters and numbers get down. 362 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:19,843 C’mere girl 363 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,138 You like that? 364 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,807 Hell yeah! 365 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,685 You cannot stop me! I’m infinitely infinite! 366 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,274 My fucking dick! 367 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,234 Thought I was lying, mother-fucker? 368 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,657 Mr. Goldenfold, I love math! 369 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,867 And it loves you too, Morty. 370 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,495 I have to warn you, I’m a prime number. 371 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,330 I’m only divisible by myself. 372 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,667 And my dick’s magma now. But we’ll figure it out. 373 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,801 How’s that math homework coming along, Morty? 374 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:04,513 It’s great, it’s so great. Do you mind if I do a second test, 375 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,140 -you know, for fun? -You’re weird. 376 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,934 And what about you, sir? 377 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,394 There! All done! 378 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,563 Here’s your god damn homework, old man. Happy? 379 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,400 More than you can possibly imagine. 380 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,396 King Magma-T, my people need you. 381 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,397 And who are you? 382 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,026 Ice Cube of the Geomitrons. 383 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,862 My planet getting all bent out of shape by the Formivores. 384 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,740 You Numbers and Letters strong enough to fight them muthafuckers? 385 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,993 The warriors of Alpha-Numbericon are unmatched in strength. 386 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:11,413 And we never refuse to help a brother in need. 387 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:14,207 Word! My smokeshow queen speaks truth. 388 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,876 I’ll grab my shit and meet you out front. 389 00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:18,879 Cool.