1 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:09,759 Magnesium-J. Hydrogen-F. Father. 2 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:13,763 I am ready to rejoin my brethren on Alphabetrium. 3 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:17,267 Very well. Your exile ends today. 4 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:20,562 ♪♪ 5 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:23,773 Welcome home, Water-T. 6 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,150 [ Rumbling ] 7 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:26,776 The Numbericons! They're attacking! 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,445 Battle stations! 9 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:34,117 ♪♪ 10 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,994 [ Screaming ] 11 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:40,540 Divide and conquer! Zero survivors! 12 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:43,460 ♪♪ 13 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,044 Aah! Father! 14 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:48,047 Son... take this thing. 15 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,091 It's a prophecy or some shit. 16 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,469 [ Groans ] I'm dying. 17 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,470 Peace. 18 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:54,512 [ Microphone whines ] 19 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:57,682 [ Letters sobbing ] 20 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,934 Water-T, where are you going? 21 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,186 There's too many of them. 22 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:04,314 Then I better crunch the numbers. 23 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,316 Aah! 24 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:08,318 ♪♪ 25 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,986 ♪ When your heart adds up ♪ 26 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:15,700 ♪ One plus one makes youuuuuuuu ♪ 27 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:18,578 [ Gunfire ] 28 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:19,704 ♪ Yeah ♪ 29 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,498 ♪ Alllright ♪ 30 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:24,125 ♪♪ 31 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,710 He's too dope! Retreat! 32 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,962 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 33 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,715 ♪ We don't care about numbers ♪ 34 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,383 Oh, shit! He's crunching the numbers. 35 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,636 I thought he was talking about taxes, 36 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:35,970 but he's crunching us. 37 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,348 I'ma deduct your ass. 38 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:41,893 Aah! [ Electricity crackling ] 39 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:43,311 They activated the Brackets Shield. 40 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:45,188 We can't pull up. Somebody kiss me. 41 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:48,483 I don't want to die not knowing love! No! 42 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:49,692 ♪ Oooooh, yeah ♪ 43 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,528 ♪♪ 44 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:54,113 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 45 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,908 ♪ We don't care about numbers ♪ 46 00:01:56,991 --> 00:02:00,703 Sorry I'm late. I had to go pee. 47 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,039 Yo, what do you know about this? 48 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:04,207 The "I" of Harmony. 49 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,583 It holds some secret power, 50 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,252 but it's in a language nobody can read. 51 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:09,671 You don't gotta read shit, Lithium-P. 52 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,172 It's math. Careful, T. 53 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,091 They won't like that kind of number talk at the palace. 54 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:16,177 We're not going to the palace. We're going to Earth. Why? 55 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,054 You know a math expert there? 56 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,640 Unfortunately, I do. 57 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,225 In conclusion, without math 58 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,644 planes wouldn't fly and elephants would forget. 59 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:26,271 [ Rap music playing softly ] What is that sound? 60 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:28,857 Who is using air buds to listen to rap music? 61 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,608 Sorry, Mr. Goldenfold. Detention! 62 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,611 Class dismissed early so Morty can have instant detention. 63 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,071 Student #1: Aw, no! Student #2: Are you serious? 64 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,197 I want to learn! I want to add and stuff. 65 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,323 Geez, Mr. Goldenfold, 66 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,033 it's just a little hip hop. 67 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,243 It helps me concentrate. 68 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,620 Rap will never help anyone do anything. 69 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:43,872 Some things never change. 70 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,039 Morty and Goldenfold: Ice-T? 71 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,458 Hey! Ice-T, it's me, Morty. 72 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,836 Remember me? "G-Get Schwifty"? 73 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:51,713 No. Aw. 74 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:53,131 And it's Water-T now. 75 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:54,799 I don't give an ass if you're Smokey Robinson. 76 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,594 You got the balls of a clown coming back to this school 77 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,178 without the homework you owe me. 78 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,889 Fuck your homework, old man. 79 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,807 My planet's at stake. Mr. Goldenfold, 80 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,894 you taught Ice-T math? I tried, Morty. 81 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,729 I sure the hell tried. 82 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:11,608 Without math, Russia would control all Rubik's Cubes. 83 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:12,817 Any questions? 84 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,236 Just one. Who gives a fuck? 85 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,446 [ Students cheering ] 86 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:17,989 [ Rapping ] I am a knight, walking, 87 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:20,158 back of class talking, homework scoffing, 88 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,576 blackboard chalking... 89 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:24,412 Look, man, I ain't here for memory lane shit. 90 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:25,788 I need this deciphered. 91 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:29,500 Hmm. Early Algebraic, possibly even Geometric. 92 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,170 Yo, English. I don't teach English, bitch! 93 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:33,630 And why would I do your homework? 94 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,549 You didn't do mine. 'Cause I had no home! 95 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,677 Now I do. 96 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,306 Help me save it. 97 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:45,975 Aah! 98 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,810 All Type Strikers, attack! 99 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,021 Kill the Son of Magma-Q! 100 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:52,523 I want his serifs. 101 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:55,860 ♪♪ 102 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,236 You're coming with me, Goldenfold. 103 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,988 You better be taking me to your homework. 104 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,115 You're coming with me, Morty. Why? 105 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,909 It's called detention, not "releastion." 106 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,118 ♪♪ 107 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,954 [ Ship whooshes ] 108 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:10,541 Sorry I'm late. I had to go pee. 109 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,335 I know. Well, there's new people. 110 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,836 I thought they'd like to hear about it. Yeah, yeah. 111 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,505 Just start the fucking ship. 112 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,840 ♪♪ 113 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,092 [ Static crackling ] 114 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:21,094 I see the tales of your dopeness 115 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:23,096 have been greatly exaggerated. 116 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:25,181 Big talk from an upside down L. 117 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:29,894 I am Sinistar-7, and I am here to spill the T. 118 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,896 Then come get me, muthafucka! 119 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:39,862 ♪♪ 120 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:40,989 [ Alarm beeping ] 121 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:42,323 She's got a Caps Lock! 122 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,866 And an ass to suck. 123 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,034 Hit the hyphen drive! 124 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,494 [ Bell dings ] 125 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,706 No. No! 126 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:52,792 ♪♪ 127 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,335 [ Decimal Crumb cackles ] 128 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,295 Speak. Lord Dread Nought. 129 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,548 Water-T escaped with the "I" of Harmony. 130 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:01,968 Aah! The One of Harmony! 131 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:04,554 [ Laughs ] That's gotta hurt! 132 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:07,473 [ Groans ] You're a number. Act like it. 133 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:12,478 Subtract Water-T from life and carry the One to me. 134 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,314 I won't let you down... Father. 135 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,568 Too late. Too late! [ Laughs ] 136 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:22,030 Oh! Oh, wow. Oh, I love my job. 137 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,865 The Pythagorean Theorem! 138 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:25,241 I just have to figure out 139 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:26,409 what A and B are, 140 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:27,535 square them both, 141 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:29,120 and then add them together. 142 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:32,915 Can you do it? If I do, I want my homework. 143 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,292 Fine! 144 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,252 Why do you guys hate each other so much? 145 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:38,421 Why do all teachers hate all students, Morty? 146 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,673 Because you all break our God damn hearts. 147 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,092 Just seems like there's more going on there. 148 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,427 Was he that bad at math? 149 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,262 No, Morty. Nobody is worse than you. 150 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,431 The hurtful thing about your friend back there 151 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:51,768 is that at one point, it seemed like he might learn. 152 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,187 [ Rapping offbeat ] I am a nightmare walking, 153 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:55,646 psychopath talking, 154 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:58,775 king of my jungle just a gangster stalk stalking. 155 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,109 Stalking. Fuck. 156 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,320 Look at all this non-scholastic depravity! 157 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:04,530 Reef-er, Cheetos, 158 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,491 and not a smidgen of homework in sight! 159 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:09,285 Yo, why you coming in here fuckin' up my words? 160 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:12,163 Uh, T, maybe you ought to go back to school. 161 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:14,457 You can't keep a beat to save your ass. 162 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,794 Damn. My dream just died. 163 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:21,297 Here. Follow this. It's called four-four time. 164 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:23,800 [ Rhythmically ] One, two, three, four. 165 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,176 Two, two, three -- 166 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:27,720 [ Rapping ] I am a nightmare walkin', 167 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,138 psychopath talkin' 168 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,349 king of my jungle just a gangster stalkin'... 169 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:32,558 Livin' life like a firecracker... 170 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,519 Yo, Chuck! It's Marvin! 171 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:37,146 Your cousin Marvin D? Hey. 172 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,357 Ya know that new sound you lookin' for? 173 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,652 Well, listen to this! 174 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:43,820 [ Farts ] 175 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,739 Ha! Got you again, mutha-fucker! 176 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:50,243 Wow. You think that guy's cousin would stop taking his calls. 177 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:51,452 That's not the point, Morty. 178 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,329 You included it in your story. 179 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:56,207 But I get it. You and T were actually friends. 180 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:57,333 So what went wrong? 181 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:58,584 Nice try, Morty. 182 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,211 You think that if I connect with you, 183 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:01,712 I'll let you out of detention? 184 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:04,340 Well, you can forget it! I'm all about boundaries now. 185 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:07,093 Boundaries! I got it! Beep boop bop beep beep. 186 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,386 What is it? It's a map. 187 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:10,304 A squared is the length of the galaxy. 188 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,681 B squared is the height. 189 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:14,016 So C squared takes you directly to... 190 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,476 Planet E-10? 191 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:16,727 Ain't E-10 supposed to be 192 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:18,771 where God created letters or some shit? 193 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:21,440 That's just a story we tell lowercase letters at bedtime. 194 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,609 Maybe there's more to it. Why bedtime? 195 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,403 What? He -- He said it was a story 196 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:27,363 you told lowercase letters at bedtime. 197 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:29,323 Y-You never tell the story during the day? 198 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,200 I guess I just hoped the phrase "bedtime" 199 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,660 would make it easier to understand 200 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:34,453 that lowercase letters are our version of children. 201 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,164 Oh, so you did that for me? 202 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:37,331 Well, half the people here are human. 203 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:38,875 I didn't want to exclude you. 204 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,251 We would have figured out it was children. Yeah. 205 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:41,669 Lowercase means smaller. We get it. 206 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:43,254 Feels like I'm being punished for clarity. 207 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:44,755 Punished? Jesus. I asked a question. 208 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,465 So did Hitler. What the fuck is going on? 209 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,384 Somebody set up a call or some shit. 210 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:51,053 We need to send word to Alphabetrium. 211 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,556 ♪♪ 212 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:56,601 [ Beeping, letters gasp ] 213 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,353 Oxygen-S, we deciphered the "I" of Harmony 214 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,479 and we're headed to E-10. 215 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:01,898 That's incredible, Water-T. 216 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,734 Give me your coordinates. I'll send help immediately. 217 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:05,860 Word. 218 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:08,738 Happy to serve, my lord. 219 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,072 In quotes. 220 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,908 [ Laughs evilly ] 221 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,534 Secret villain! 222 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,995 Coming out of Helvetica Light Speed 223 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:18,456 and approaching Planet E-10. 224 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:20,750 God damn. Maybe it knows it's home. 225 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,961 [ Rumbling ] What the math is happening?! 226 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,755 Die, Letter scum! 227 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,632 Aah! 228 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:29,425 I'm sick and tired of this bullshit. 229 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:31,427 Yo, 7! Count this! 230 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,930 Three-zus Christ! 231 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:38,267 ♪♪ 232 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,394 ♪♪ 233 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,772 [ Grunting ] 234 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:47,777 ♪♪ 235 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,654 Typical letter, acting on emotion. 236 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:51,405 You're welcome for saving your numbery-ass! 237 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:53,533 I won't let you take me alive! 238 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:54,951 Have it your way. 239 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,494 If you're going to act like ignorant children, 240 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:58,246 I guess the teacher's in charge. 241 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:02,124 And, young lady, whoever told you numbers can't be emotional 242 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,459 did you wrong. 243 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,544 On Earth, numbers get down. 244 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,421 Sometimes even with letters. 245 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,714 Disgusting! Uh-huh. 246 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,341 See? That's what everyone says. 247 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:11,592 But then they go home and they type 248 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:12,885 all kinds of shit into Pornhub. 249 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,471 [ Scribbles shouting ] Scribble! Jot jot! 250 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:18,975 Uh-oh! W-We're surrounded by primitive googas. 251 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,687 [ Gasps ] Okay. The primitive googas worship the glowing thing. 252 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,146 Things don't always resolve this fast. 253 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,356 We're making good time. 254 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:27,984 Scribble! Jot jot! Doodle! Doodle! 255 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,318 We can't understand you. 256 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,153 Obviously, they want to take us to their village 257 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,321 for an Ewok party. 258 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,448 Damn, making really good time. 259 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:38,327 [ Scribbles chanting "jot jot," music playing ] 260 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,329 ♪♪ 261 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,789 This tribe claims the artifact 262 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:44,458 comes from a religious site not far from here. 263 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,960 Awful nice of you to help. 264 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:49,380 I'm simply following the rules of war as your prisoner. 265 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:50,840 Or maybe you're hoping if you're nice, 266 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,384 I'll let my guard down so you can take the "I." 267 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:56,012 How dare you! I'm not a seductress. 268 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,179 I am a warrior. 269 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,307 And that's not an "I." It's a one. 270 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,349 It's an "I." 271 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,684 You guys don't get out much, huh? 272 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,686 It seems kind of obvious that these Scribbles 273 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,479 are like the original species 274 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:06,981 that letters and numbers came from. 275 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:09,984 So that relic thing probably isn't a one or an "I." 276 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:12,320 I-It's probably just, like, a line. 277 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,280 It's symbolic of the fact that your people 278 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:16,365 don't need to be at war. 279 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,200 How do I know you again? Get Schwifty. 280 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:21,329 It's still nothing. So mind your damn business. 281 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,789 At least we agree on that. 282 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,542 Looks like your detention is officially over. 283 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,837 Why? You finally learned how hard it is to teach. 284 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,797 No, I didn't. Then you...learned 285 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,550 how hard it is to learn. I already knew. 286 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:36,761 Just go to bed, you ungrateful shit! 287 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,931 Cock a doodle! Cock a doodle two! 288 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,644 The "I," it's gone! 289 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,396 That bitch! 7 took the "I." 290 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,649 Come on, Mr. Goldenfold. Count me out, Morty. 291 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,400 I'm tired of helping that son of a bitch. 292 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,861 Seriously? Feels like there's a deeper beef 293 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,279 than missing homework here. 294 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,489 What really happened? 295 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:59,408 It was the summer of 1991... 296 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,702 Any friend of Ice-T is welcome in my home. 297 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,662 And as governor, I can't wait to add 298 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,749 that math wing to Harry Herpson High School, Mr. Goldenfold. 299 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,584 And I shall put it to good use, sir! 300 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,837 Of course you will. More baby potatoes? 301 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,381 [ Rap music playing on television ] 302 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,091 God damn, I love rap. 303 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:18,886 ♪♪ 304 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:23,474 And the Grammy award for Rap Artist of the Year goes to... 305 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:24,892 Ice-T! 306 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:29,647 [ Cheers and applause ] 307 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,607 Yo, I just want to thank my words, 308 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,150 the letters that made them, 309 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,735 and that's it! 310 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,946 Nothing else. Peace! 311 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,240 I thought you said he'd thank math. 312 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,658 There must be some mistake. 313 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,660 Try a different channel. The mistake was believing 314 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,370 you even knew Ice-T and could get me 315 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:45,454 that math-loving youth vote. 316 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,831 Now get out of here! 317 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,875 I got a God damn presidential campaign to start. 318 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:53,963 After that, my dreams faded away like so many erections. 319 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,715 I mean, that sucks, but let's stop Sinistar-7, 320 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,260 and maybe you two sort this out on the way home? 321 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,303 Hmm. Pretty sound logic. 322 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,514 And logic is a part of math! 323 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,808 Whatever. Come on. 324 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,476 If you're pregnant. That's my cell number. 325 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,769 I know you can't read it, 326 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,480 but it's important I made an effort. 327 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:18,446 ♪♪ 328 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,447 [ Both grunting ] 329 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,323 Nice try. How dare you! 330 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,741 How dare you! 331 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,785 [ Both panting ] 332 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:28,664 [ Both moaning softly ] 333 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:32,668 ♪♪ 334 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,670 [ Energy whooshes ] 335 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,964 ♪♪ 336 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:40,092 [ Mystical music playing ] 337 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:47,016 ♪♪ 338 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,685 Shit, I think when we started getting it on 339 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:52,480 that amulet showed us the truth of our origins. 340 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,856 Father! Hell, yeah. 341 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,816 We're into the same sick shit, huh? 342 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,568 No. My father. He's here. 343 00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:00,446 W-What's that? Emperor Dread Nought. 344 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:03,866 ♪♪ 345 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,952 The fate of the Alphabetrians is at hand. 346 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,955 Magma-Q's legacy ends here. 347 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,540 How the fuck did he find us? 348 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,375 Oxygen-S: Betrayal reveal! 349 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,002 [ Laughs evilly ] 350 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:18,672 You appear displeased to see me, Prince Water-T. 351 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,175 Cold-ass mutha-fucker, you in league with Dread Nought? 352 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:24,178 How could you do us Letters dirty like that, S? 353 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,096 My true name is not S. 354 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,641 On Numbericonia they call me... 355 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,100 8! 356 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,353 8?! Oh, my God, he's a number?! 357 00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,355 [ Laughs ] Did you know? 358 00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,649 I didn't. [ Laughs ] Holy shit! 359 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,651 I'm not even supposed to be here today. 360 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,152 It's my day off. For real. 361 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,113 That's how much I like working with these people! 362 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,450 [ Chuckles ] Good thing your father 363 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,202 isn't alive to see you fail. 364 00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:49,286 He'd be so disappointed. 365 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,580 Mutha-fucker, I'm gonna shoot you in the dick. 366 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,749 Ha! I would like to see you try. 367 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,084 Villain exit. 368 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,211 Thanks for dragging me across the universe 369 00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:58,629 to be killed, Water-T. 370 00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,214 No homework-doing, mother-grabbin... 371 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,674 You want to go, old man? 372 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,008 I'll fuck you till you love me. 373 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,927 I'll put your kids through college. 374 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,763 I'll fucking take you to Boca Raton, you motherfucker! 375 00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:09,014 Ease up, Water-T. 376 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,016 After all, y-you did betray Goldenfold 377 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,895 by, uh, not thanking math at the Grammys, I guess. 378 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,689 That's what you think happened? 379 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,358 Nah, G-Folds, it went like this. 380 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,651 [ Hip hop music playing ] 381 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:22,111 Didja listen to my album, Pop? 382 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,904 It's nominated for a Grammy 383 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,281 Yes. I heard your album. 384 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:28,450 What is this four-four time, rhythm nonsense? 385 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,702 It's disgusting! 386 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,287 You're a number-loving traitor 387 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,456 who doesn't care about anything but himself. 388 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,458 ♪♪ 389 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,918 I...I never knew. 390 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,461 You never asked. 391 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,796 Here...Father. 392 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:44,133 The destiny of the Numbericons is mine to claim! 393 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:47,553 Everyone has to watch while I do it too. 394 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,555 How does this thing work again? 395 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:50,764 [ Sighs ] Allow me, my lord. 396 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:51,974 Hold up. You're just gonna let 397 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,100 this motherfucker -- 398 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:57,479 [ Thunder booms, rumbling ] 399 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,481 Aah! 400 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,525 [ Shouting ] 401 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,652 ♪♪ 402 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,822 [ Laughs evilly ] 403 00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,824 I don't get it. 404 00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:09,908 The ultimate power 405 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,328 of the universe is finally mine! 406 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,456 Hey! I am the ruler of the Numbericons. 407 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,666 The dead rule nothing! 408 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,002 Aah! Father! No! 409 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,712 Your father was a bitch. 410 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,922 You shall be my general now! 411 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,674 Well, he was a bad father. 412 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,092 I am Infinity, 413 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,011 omnipotent god of numbers! 414 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:32,890 And I have a world of Letters to destroy! 415 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,808 [ Laughs ] 416 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,770 I guess he doesn't need the ship anymore. 417 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,772 He doesn't need the ship anymore, guys! 418 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:42,274 You heard Infinity. Move out! 419 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,609 Whoo-hoo! Alright! 420 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,944 We could have had something. 421 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,696 It was a mistake, T. 422 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,449 Letters and Numbers can never be. 423 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:56,372 ♪♪ 424 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,124 Morty: What do we do? He's going to destroy Alphabetrium! 425 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,543 Whatever. I don't care anymore. 426 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,212 Damn, T. That's cold. 427 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,880 Exactly. 428 00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,131 Whoa! God damn. 429 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,883 You do remember our adventure! 430 00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:09,343 Not really. 431 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,846 Wow! Dope shit, T! 432 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,098 If we don't stop Infinity. 433 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,724 he's going to destroy Alphabetrium. 434 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,227 But that ooze-swamp put the kibosh on our spaceships. 435 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,979 M-Maybe we can pull it out and upgrade it 436 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,648 using parts of the Numbers' ship. 437 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,566 Oh, the googas already did it. 438 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,734 Wow, you guys work fast. 439 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,194 Scribble! Scribble! 440 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,030 Damn, it's like the Glyph Jumper, but extreme. 441 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:33,242 [ Woman speaking in Japanese ] 442 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,411 The Glyph Jumper Extreme is rad! [ Laughs ] 443 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,747 Let's go home and bust a cap in Infinity's ass. 444 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,124 Wait, let me go pee first. 445 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,042 That way, when we get there, I'll get to say -- 446 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,253 Well, I'm not gonna spoil it. 447 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:52,136 ♪♪ 448 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,595 Death to all Letters! 449 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,558 Neither upper nor lower case will survive this day! 450 00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,601 [ Letters screaming ] 451 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,437 ♪♪ 452 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,105 The Brackets Shield has fallen! 453 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,232 It's an utter apostrophe! 454 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:06,108 Aah! 455 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,735 I am bigger than Letters. 456 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,111 I am bigger than Numbers. 457 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,612 My balls are huge, 458 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,365 and everyone can suck my dick! 459 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,200 [ Laughs ] 460 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,703 Stop! You're killing Numbers! 461 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,288 [ Laughs ] 462 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,331 My lord, this is too far! 463 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,791 Are you still fucking talking? 464 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,585 Here's a number for you, lady. 465 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,670 86 that ass! You're fired! 466 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,840 [ Laughs ] 467 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,800 Yo, suck this, bitch! 468 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:32,968 ♪♪ 469 00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,511 Aah! 470 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,347 Yo, T. Is that your girl? 471 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:42,603 ♪♪ 472 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,313 That's twice I saved your ass. 473 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,607 Infinity's gone mad with power. 474 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,233 He's killing every one... 475 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,861 and every two and every three and every -- 476 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:53,071 We get it. I was wrong to join him 477 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,240 and wrong to leave you, Water-T. 478 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,701 Infinity killed both our fathers. 479 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,996 Nuh-uh. I was there. Ceiling fell on him. 480 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,707 Ha! Father! 481 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,167 That ceiling was poisoned. 482 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:09,004 Oxygen-S planned Magma-Q's assassination for months. 483 00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,840 All my life, I've served such negative numbers. 484 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,967 This kid I don't know was right all along. 485 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,053 Finally! It's time for the Numbericons 486 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,638 to rise and join us. 487 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:21,725 How can we make the Numbericons rise up against him? 488 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,520 We'll inspire them. 489 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,979 [ Laughing maniacally ] 490 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,856 Kill! Murder! Death! 491 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,692 [ Rap music playing over speakers ] 492 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:38,367 ♪♪ 493 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,536 ♪ Why does a one hate an "I," I gotta wonder? ♪ 494 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,704 ♪ When a lower case "I" is an imaginary number ♪ 495 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,748 ♪ Who stands to gain when I shoot up a digit? ♪ 496 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,960 ♪ The division is complex, but you know we gotta bridge it ♪ 497 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,712 ♪ Hey, hey, ohh ♪ 498 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,047 [ Laughs evilly ] 499 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:56,051 You think you can stop me with rap, huh? 500 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,345 ♪ More homicides than a dodecahedron ♪ 501 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:00,389 ♪ Number V letters the shit that it feeds on ♪ 502 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,766 ♪ Today, alpha-numerically combine... ♪ 503 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,351 ♪ Like G-L-O-C-K means ♪ 504 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,727 ♪ My ice cold '9 ♪ 505 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,022 ♪ I got letters and numbers every time I F a ho ♪ 506 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,733 ♪ Giving her one big dick while she screams "O" ♪ 507 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,151 ♪♪ 508 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,487 ♪ Magma-Q gets 'em wet like she got her cry on ♪ 509 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,739 ♪ My dick's 3.14 feet, that's a pie-thon ♪ 510 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,741 ♪ Ya'll actin' scared, he ain't won yet ♪ 511 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,911 ♪ Infinity to one odds? That's an alpha-bet ♪ 512 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,830 Father? You like a force ghost now? 513 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,248 The fuck it look like, son? 514 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,167 I came back to help you hand Infinity his ass. 515 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,794 You ready? Let's kill it, pops. 516 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,880 ♪ Infinity ain't shit without numbers and letters ♪ 517 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,090 ♪ We can blow his ass out ♪ ♪ If we work together ♪ 518 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:38,385 ♪ Rise up, Letters and Numbers, I said rise up ♪ 519 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,637 ♪ 'Cause you know we're all brothers ♪ 520 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,222 ♪ Oh ♪ 521 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,016 [ Cheers and applause ] 522 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,644 Arise, King Magma-T! 523 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,690 Oh, yeah. Whoa, damn! 524 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:55,152 ♪♪ 525 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,486 [ Growls ] 526 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,113 ♪♪ 527 00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:01,408 My word! Water-T's spittin' straight fire! 528 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,661 He truly is king of Alphabetrium. 529 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,288 ♪♪ 530 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,374 Infinity is too strong. Nothing can defeat him. 531 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,585 You think? How about this shit? 532 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,836 The "I" of Harmony! 533 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,087 Muthafuckers just left it. 534 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,631 How will that help us? 535 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,258 This thing loves when Letters and Numbers get down. 536 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,635 Come here, girl. 537 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,928 Mm! 538 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,930 Yeah. You like that, huh? 539 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,057 Hell, yeah! 540 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,683 You cannot stop me! 541 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,143 I'm infinitely infinite! 542 00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:30,979 ♪♪ 543 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,689 [ Infinity screaming ] 544 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,066 My fucking dick! 545 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,859 Thought I was lying, mutha-fucker? 546 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,570 ♪♪ 547 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,031 Oh, Mr. Goldenfold, I love math! 548 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,158 And it loves you too, Morty. 549 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:45,911 I have to warn you, I'm a prime number. 550 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,496 I'm only divisible by myself. 551 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,998 Yeah, and my dick's magma now, 552 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,458 but we'll figure it out. 553 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,169 [ Both laughing ] 554 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:55,671 [ Both moaning softly ] 555 00:20:57,255 --> 00:21:00,342 How is that math homework coming along, Morty? 556 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,344 I-It's great. It's -- It's so great. 557 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,804 Do you mind if I do a second test, 558 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,640 you know, for -- for fun? Ha! You're weird. 559 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,308 And what about you, sir? 560 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,601 There. All done. 561 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,521 Here's your god damn homework, old man. Happy? 562 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,899 More than you can possibly imagine. 563 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:23,782 ♪♪ 564 00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:31,623 ♪♪ 565 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:39,548 ♪♪ 566 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:47,514 ♪♪ 567 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,268 ♪♪ 568 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,895 King Magma-T, my people need you. 569 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,314 And who are you? 570 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,025 Ice Cube of the Geomitrons. 571 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:01,194 My planet getting all bent out of shape by the Formivores. 572 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,821 You Numbers and Letters strong enough 573 00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,197 to fight them muthafuckers? 574 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,033 The warriors of Alpha-Numbericon 575 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,409 are unmatched in strength, 576 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:10,454 and we never refuse to help our brother in need. 577 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,415 Word. My smokeshow queen speaks truth. 578 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,792 I'll grab my shit and meet you out front. 579 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:18,253 Cool. 580 00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:23,884 ♪♪ 581 00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:26,970 Did you get any of that?