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Hello? Hello?
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- Hello, Jerry.
- Nana!
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Are you ready to come to the light?
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I’m not sure. Where’s Pop Pop?
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He’s not coming out to meet you anymore
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because honestly Jerry,
this is getting annoying.
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It’s not my fault! My father in law
asked me to help him gather data and...
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Not again!
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Okay, run diagnostics.
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Holy shit, this is consistent.
This is real.
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What have you done?
You’ve got my grandparents
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- pissed at me.
- They’ll forgive you because...
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they’re zero mass fields
of consciousness preserved
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by a paradimensional layer
of infinite energy.
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Morty, there’s kind of a heaven!
Kind of!
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I mean there definitely is for
a neurotypical like your father.
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His conscious connection
to a localized cultural model
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of infinity functions like a wick,
sucking his little mind
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straight towards a source of energy
strong enough
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- to support collective projection.
- Great, so there’s a heaven.
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Glad you could learn that
by murdering me eight times.
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He’s got kind of a point, Rick.
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If you want to get into heaven,
can’t you just stop being an asshole?
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First of all, I don’t want to
“get into” anywhere,
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I want to tap
this paradimension’s energy.
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Secondly, you wouldn’t catch me dead
in Jerry’s generic-ass nineteen eighties
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concrete and fog machine heaven.
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Well guess what,
you aren’t welcome there!
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You raise a good point, Jerry,
obviously by accident.
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My intact consciousness is too atheistic
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to get channeled
to any afterlife worth robbing.
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It’s a paradox.
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Unless...
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Morty, pack your parka.
We’re going to Norway.
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Or I can augment your skin
with subdermal heaters...
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I’ll pack a parka.
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{\an8}Infinite energy, Morty. You don’t even
know how to appreciate that
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{\an8}because you’ve never been
in energy debt.
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{\an8}Fuck you, I’ve been tired.
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{\an8}Perfect!
I’m going to Valhalla, Morty!
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{\an8}Your grandpa’s
going to be the first Valhallanaut!
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{\an8}Feel the excitement!
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{\an8}Getting back will be easy.
Once the machine turns on,
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{\an8}I’ll have set up
the other side of the relay.
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{\an8}Phoenix protocol initiated.
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{\an8}Just hit that big red button
to pull me into this body.
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{\an8}But how are you getting there?
I refuse to kill you again.
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{\an8}I’m desensitized, Rick.
I took some kind of test in school
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{\an8}and the counselor
had to call Homeland Security.
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{\an8}Not your problem, Morty.
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{\an8}I need to die in glorious battle
against a mighty enemy.
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{\an8}That’s why I got Bigfoot
in this Pokeball.
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{\an8}Bigfoot is your enemy?
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{\an8}Well, I doubt he’s a fan,
I stuffed him into a ball.
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{\an8}I mess with him all the time.
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{\an8}These Vikings don’t have
real tight bylaws, Morty.
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{\an8}This is basically their equivalent
of Native American burial grounds.
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{\an8}Bigfoot’s dumb enough
to attack whatever’s in front of him.
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{\an8}And all I gotta do is die.
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{\an8}What happens to Bigfoot after?
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{\an8}Morty, Bigfoot is a B story. The A story
is he kills me and you hit the button.
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{\an8}- Got it?
- Got it.
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{\an8}Alright, let’s do this!
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{\an8}Oh snap, I did it! Valhalla baby!
I’m Dead Rick!
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{\an8}Oh, shit, I’m dead Rick.
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{\an8}Welcome to Valhalla, brother.
We thought all Vikings had perished.
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{\an8}Nope. I was a straggler.
How’s it work here again?
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{\an8}We fight! We die! We feast!
And then we fight again!
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Cheers everybody, cheers!
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So, is there a time window
between battles
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where a guy could go off
and, I don’t know,
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gather resources?
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Yes, now you’ll receive your armor.
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Knock knock.
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You’re a new arrival.
What do you require?
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Honestly, I’d love to take
most of your tools.
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I’d planned on starting from scratch,
but you’re, like,
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way past the Iron Age here,
saves me a lot of time.
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I make only the finest for Valhalla.
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Beautiful hammer.
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So, in Valhalla, what happens
when we get knocked out?
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- Then we’re just knocked out.
- Cool.
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Is that a thing Vikings love?
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Oh God, brutal.
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Wait, what?
Bigfoot, do you have religion?
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You understand me, don’t you?
Does Rick do this to you all the time?
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He messes with me too.
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Easy there, big guy. Easy.
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Oh, shit!
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Look at this little one!
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You must be made of piss and dragon
balls to reach Valhalla at your age!
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Yeah, man! Dragon Balls all day.
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Have you seen
an old skinny guy around here?
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Of course!
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But wait, where did that guy go?
He should have his armor by now.
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What in the mighty
whale’s wooden cock?
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The old man!
He’s some kind of witch!
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A friend of yours?
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What? Why would I be friends
with a witch?
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- I was just asking!
- Well...
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that’s really offensive, man!
What is this, Judgmenthalla?
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I don’t know until I ask, alright?
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Somebody around here
gonna make me some pants
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or do I have to call the feds
on this place?
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Surrender, witch!
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Easy, guys.
This was all a test and you passed.
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I’m actually Odin.
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- Odin?
- Yep!
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Thor’s father, Spiderman’s uncle,
et cetera.
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I came here to do like
an undercover boss thing,
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making sure Valhalla's running smooth,
which it is, and as your reward,
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I’m assembling this
majestic transdimensional energy relay
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which none of you should ever touch
or it’ll make your...
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goats have hemorrhoids, understood?
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And you need nothing from us?
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I’m only here a few hours,
but since you’re asking
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I’d kill for a beer and a sandwich.
Beef, cheese, no onions.
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- is someone writing this down?
- Ow my balls!
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- Ow my balls, ow my balls!
- Morty? Why are you here?
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You are friends with the witch!
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What the fuck, Morty!
You’re my ride home!
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Bigfoot killed me!
He killed you, he killed me,
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and he was going to kill your clone.
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No, Morty no!
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I opened the cage.
Bigfoot was burying your body.
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- He was mourning you!
- He does that.
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Morty, any big idiot can
pretend to believe in the afterlife,
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that’s why we’re dealing
with these fucking guys.
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They’re just Norwegian Bigfoots.
Jesus Christ!
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Run this cable over there.
We don’t have much time.
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Hull breach imminent.
Initiating survival protocol.
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We’ll take it from here.
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{\an8}And who are you? CIA? Interpol?
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We work for the man upstairs.
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Hello, Bigfoot. I’m The Pope.
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I’m sure you don’t know
what that means.
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Which is why I’ve been so eager
to acquire you.
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The Church, you see, has many enemies,
but also many rules.
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We can’t kill.
We can’t command a man to kill.
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But you are not a man.
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You are a thinking beast
from outside God’s domain,
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which will make you
the Vatican’s greatest weapon.
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Your holiness, he is wild.
He can’t be controlled.
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But we know what he wants.
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Yes, my child. Yes.
You will have your naked imbecile.
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But first you will work for me.
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Morty! Heads up! Incoming wave.
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Clear!
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- They’re sending more every time.
- It’s fine!
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I’ll upgrade the turret’s rate of fire,
but I need to finish this relay.
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You need to figure out
how to get us back to life!
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Without my infinite energy?
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I don’t think you’re thinking
this through, Morty.
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If we manage to get home,
we don’t get another shot at this.
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You think the next time these idiots
see a naked man on the battlefield
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they’re gonna give him a beer?
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So you’d rather stay dead until
you win than live as a loser?
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Maybe you belong here
with these idiots.
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Yeah! I could probably teach hem
how to hit a red button!
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I said I was sorry.
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And I said keep killing them
while I finish the relay.
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And I will get us back home. Okay?
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Okay!
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Okay, I’m done here.
Ready to get back to living?
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Yeah, but how?
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Morty, infinite energy
means infinite energy.
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All I have to do is pull a lever
to send us back home into new bodies.
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Then voila! No more need for crystals.
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But the second we turn our back those
guys are just going to trash this place.
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Morty. Ye of little faith.
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Do we even need to attack him?
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I told you I was Odin,
you faithless heretics!
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And I’ll keep blowing you
up in this pit forever
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unless you follow these commandments.
Spiderman?
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There’s ten of them,
but they basically
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revolve around not going
near the energy relay.
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Is anybody going to go near
the energy relay?
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Okay. You have pleased me.
I’ll get you guys...
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some kind of a ladder.
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Target is in sight.
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Excellent. Release the bait.
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I just love worshipping the devil
with you guys.
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Who are you? Only The Pope
wants to kill us but he can't kill...
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Yes. Very good.
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But we can do even better.
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You work for the Vatican!
Our enemies are your enemies!
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Yes! Yes!
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Here, my sweet.
This will help you communicate.
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I traded a Predator
three muskets for it.
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So it is their currency?
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Give me what you promised.
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Yes, child, you’ve earned it.
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Alright, Morty!
Wanna grab a mead for the road?
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- I’m good.
- Then, here we go!
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Man, I take back everything bad I said
about clone vats.
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There’s a method to the madness, Morty.
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And now... infinite energy, baby!
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What the...
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Someone’s hacking into the Earth
bound side of my relay, Morty.
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Pretty crazy! Whoever’s doing this
would have to be a spiritual leader
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with limitless resources.
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In fact,
I guess there’s only really one.
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You’re fucked.
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It is over. My torment ends now.
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What the hell? Are you seriously
working for the Pope?
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The pope saw my potential.
Prepare to be crushed by bigfoot.
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Don’t worry, Morty.
I’ve got this under control.
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Jesus Christ, Rick, just apologize.
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You assumed Bigfoot was dumb.
Which was dumb of you.
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You’re right, Morty. Underestimating
people only gives them the high ground.
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Admit why you bullied me.
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Because I thought it was funny
that you were stupid.
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People are intelligent
in different ways.
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I know, I know! I’m clearly stupid at
knowing when other people are smart.
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Listen! I know you
can’t tap your gauntlet,
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but I’ll take a guess
at what you’re saying.
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You hate me because I tortured you
to get what I want.
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- Rick!
- But I only used you to kill myself!
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How many people
have you killed for the Pope?
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Help me stop him
and I’ll make it right.
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For starters, here.
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That hurt. Wait a second...
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Yeah, hands-free.
Also upgraded that voice.
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Thank you. In a world,
where time actually is money.
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I think I know this movie.
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You guys can do this
bit at the Vatican. Let’s go.
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Hey, Bigfoot.
Whatcha got back there?
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Rick and Morty.
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Dead. For pope.
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Aye, that’s them.
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Alright, last thing!
I just gotta take a sharp stick
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and stab them both.
That’s just the rules.
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Sorry, Morty!
So much for the quiet way.
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- I appreciate that we tried.
- It’s a fucked-up rule.
235
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Pope!
236
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,460
It’s over, the Pope! We got you.
237
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:25,924
See, this is why religion sucks.
238
00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:28,886
Infinite energy and the Pope uses it
to levitate like Criss Angel.
239
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,725
Alright, wow!
Not how I saw that going.
240
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,687
I guess getting killed by the energy
sent us up the conduit to its source.
241
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,023
Hey guys.
242
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,691
- Oh fuck!
- No, no!
243
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:46,153
Just need some clothes and horses.
Maybe not for Bigfoot.
244
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,030
Unless he wants clothes?
245
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,702
Excuse me, Lord Odin...
246
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- Is this a test?
- Yup yup! You passed!
247
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Feet so small.
248
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,258
Why is he in a clone of Summer?
249
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Statistically speaking,
she’s the third most likely to die.
250
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,013
Alright, let’s kill that sonofabitch.
251
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Hold on,
I can see where this is going.
252
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Pope!
253
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,095
I gotta admit, Morty.
I didn’t really fight that time,
254
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I wanted to make sure this worked.
255
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,474
- Hand-some.
- You like that? Bigger feet!
256
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:59,268
Even gave your brain
a little more lobe.
257
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,187
- Thank you! Me love it. Me...
- Dial it back!
258
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,897
You don’t wanna come across
like a Muppet.
259
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Pope!
260
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,542
Maybe we just portal
right up close to the guy
261
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,043
instead of doing the guards
every time.
262
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,503
Yeah.
263
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:38,390
Maybe bigger chin?
264
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,975
Look at this.
He’s fucking giving notes.
265
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,811
Bigfoot, come on, we need you
to put a little more fight in.
266
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:45,522
If need help,
Bigfoot do know some guys.
267
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:48,484
Pope has... other monsters captive.
268
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:52,696
Man, you guys really don’t quit.
I can do this all day.
269
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,364
Yeah, but these guys can do it.
270
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,409
All night!
271
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,629
Big anti-climax!
272
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:10,756
Mummy, you look good!
273
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,217
This afterlife smells like beer.
274
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,886
I guess this is what
infinite energy looks like. Fuck.
275
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,306
Really wish we had time to unpack all
of Frankenstein’s parts making it here.
276
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,434
Bigfoot, take these guys up to
the relay and prepare for a siege.
277
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,602
What are you gonna do, Rick?
278
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,105
Listen, I’m not really your god.
279
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,357
Just an old man
who wanted to cheat your system.
280
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,983
Guys like me think
we can run the joint
281
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:32,820
because everyone is so dumb.
But it’s a dumb universe.
282
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,947
I work for you.
The customer is always right.
283
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,157
Gimme ten Viking minutes
after we leave,
284
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,451
and then pull the plug on
that windmill we made over there.
285
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,454
And this isn’t a trick?
286
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,872
Is your mother’s pussy a trick?
287
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,083
- Kick his ass!
- Go Morty, go!
288
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,335
Why the hell did you do that?
289
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,921
The only way to end this
is by turning off the power, Morty!
290
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,757
- But we have to get home!
- That’s what these guys are for!
291
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:57,135
Monsters, hold the line!
Everyone but Bigfoot!
292
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,517
That wasn’t them leaving, right?
293
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,769
No way. That vould be cold-blooded.
294
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,273
Pope!
295
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:13,610
Who do you-a bring this time?
The Harlem Globetrotters?
296
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:14,945
That’s actually a good pitch.
297
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,196
It’s over for you, Pope!
298
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,448
Time to atone for your sins.
299
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,326
Bigfoot,
you were God’s greatest assassin.
300
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:24,288
Now look at you.
Hairless. With normal feet.
301
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,581
Yes!
302
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,834
Rick, the energy relay’s still up!
303
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,253
Shit, was really counting on
those monsters to lose faster.
304
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,632
That’s more like it.
Pour one out for the Wolfman.
305
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:38,302
- I don’t-a understand.
- Ya know what they say...
306
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,637
When God closes an infinite energy relay
307
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,599
No! Goddamnit!
308
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,568
Alright, I’m just gonna say it
so nobody else has to say it.
309
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,779
- Popey ball. There.
- Okay.
310
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,823
If I didn’t say anything,
someone was gonna be like
311
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,658
“You missed Popey ball,
it was right there”.
312
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,703
I thought about not using a Pokeball
because of that,
313
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,788
but it’s the right tool
for the right job.
314
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:09,958
What, am I supposed to not use it
and shoot the Pope in the head?
315
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,294
I was gonna say it.
316
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,590
Wait, why are we at the woods?
317
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,009
Time to go on home, big fella.
318
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,846
- Okay.
- You’re free. Just go!
319
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,557
- You guys are being weird.
- Stop making this so hard for us!
320
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,976
Go on! Why can’t you go back
where you came from?
321
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,271
You don’t have to throw things at me
to say goodbye.
322
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,439
Just go!
323
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:36,109
I’m not an animal anymore,
I was hoping I could...
324
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,819
I could get a job and...
325
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,613
- Go on git!
- Get out of here!
326
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:43,992
I’m going, okay?
Stop throwing things!
327
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,203
- Go!
- Okay, I’m leaving.
328
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,829
- Get out of here!
- Go on, get!
329
00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:43,093
- What kind of sick sons of bitches...
- These things are trained to fight.
330
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,636
I don’t want to hear it, Henderson.
331
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,764
What year is it? Who’s the Pope?
332
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:50,058
Shit if I know. Lemme check.
333
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:52,227
This guy, apparently.
334
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:57,065
No!