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Hello?
Hello?
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Hello, Jerry.
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Nana!
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Are you ready
to come to the light?
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Uh, I'm not sure.
Where's Pop Pop?
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He's not coming out
to meet you anymore
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because honestly, Jerry,
this is getting annoying.
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It's not my fault!
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My father-in-law asked me
to help him gather data and--
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Agh!
Not agaaaaaain!
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[ Gasping ]
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Okay,
run diagnostics.
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[ Machine whirring ]
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Holy shit, this is consistent.
This is real.
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What have you done?
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You've got my grandparents
pissed at me.
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They'll forgive you because...
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they're zero-mass fields
of consciousness preserved by
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a-a paradimensional layer
of infinite energy?
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Morty, there's kind of a heaven!
Kind of!
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I-I mean there definitely is for
a neurotypical like your father.
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His conscious connection
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to a localized cultural model
of infinity
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functions like a wick,
sucking his little mind
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straight towards a source
of energy strong enough
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to support
collective projection.
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Great,
so there's a heaven.
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Glad you could learn that
by murdering me eight times.
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He's got kind of
a point, Rick.
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If you want
to get into heaven,
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can't you just stop
being an asshole?
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First of all, I don't want
to "get into" anywhere.
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I want to tap
this paradimension's energy.
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Secondly, you wouldn't
catch me dead
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in Jerry's generic-ass
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1980s concrete
and fog machine heaven.
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Well, guess what.
You aren't welcome there!
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You raise a good point, Jerry,
obviously by accident.
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My intact consciousness
is too atheistic
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to get channeled
to any afterlife worth robbing.
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It's a paradox.
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Unless...
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Morty, pack your parka.
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We're going
to Norway.
[ Groans ]
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Or I can augment your skin
with subdermal heaters--
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I'll pack a parka.
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{\an8}♪
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[ Electricity zapping ]
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{\an8}Infinite energy, Morty.
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{\an8}You don't even know
how to appreciate that
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{\an8}because you've never been
in energy debt.
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{\an8}Fuck you.
I've been tired.
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{\an8}Perfect!
I'm going to Valhalla, Morty!
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{\an8}Your grandpa's going to be
the first Valhallanaut!
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{\an8}Feel the excitement!
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{\an8}Getting back
will be easy.
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{\an8}Once the machine
turns on,
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{\an8}I'll have set up the other side
of the relay.
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{\an8}Female voice:
Phoenix Protocol initiated.
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{\an8}Just hit that big red button
to pull me into this body.
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{\an8}But how are you
getting there?
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{\an8}I-I refuse
to kill you again.
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{\an8}I-I'm desensitized, Rick.
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{\an8}I took some kind of test
in school,
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{\an8}a-and the counselor had to
call Homeland Security.
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{\an8}Not your problem, Morty.
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{\an8}I need to die in glorious battle
against a mighty enemy.
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{\an8}That's why I got Bigfoot
in this Poké Ball.
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{\an8}Bigfoot is your enemy?
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{\an8}Well, I doubt he's a fan.
I stuffed him into a ball.
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{\an8}I mess with him
all the time.
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{\an8}These Vikings don't have
real tight bylaws, Morty.
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{\an8}This is basically
their equivalent
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{\an8}of Native American
burial grounds.
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{\an8}Bigfoot's dumb enough to attack
whatever's in front of him.
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{\an8}And all I gotta do
is die.
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{\an8}What happens
to Bigfoot... after?
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{\an8}Morty,
Bigfoot is a "B" story.
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{\an8}The "A" story is he kills me
and you hit the button.
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{\an8}Got it?
Got it.
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{\an8}[ Gulping ]
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{\an8}Alright, let's do this!
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{\an8}[ Grunting ]
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{\an8}[ Roaring ]
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{\an8}[ Grunting ]
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{\an8}Oh!
[ Groaning ]
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{\an8}[ Grunting ]
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{\an8}Oh, snap, I-I did it!
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{\an8}Valhalla, baby!
I'm Dead Rick!
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{\an8}[ Horn blowing, all shouting ]
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{\an8}Oh, shit,
I'm dead Rick.
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{\an8}[ Weapons clang ]
[ Grunts ]
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{\an8}[ Groans ]
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{\an8}[ Gasps ]
[ All cheering ]
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{\an8}Welcome to Valhalla, brother.
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{\an8}We thought all Vikings
had perished.
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{\an8}Ah. Nope.
I was-- I was a straggler.
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{\an8}How's it work here again?
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{\an8}We fight! We die!
We feast!
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{\an8}And then we fight again!
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Ha-ha!
Cheers, everybody, cheers!
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So, is there a time window
between battles
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where a guy could go off and,
I don't know, gather resources?
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Yes, now you'll
receive your armor.
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Knock, knock.
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Oh wow.
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You're a new arrival.
What do you require?
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Honestly, I-I'd love
to take most of your tools.
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I'd planned on starting
from scratch,
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but you're, like, way past
the Iron Age here,
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saves me a lot of time.
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I make only the finest
for Valhalla.
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Beautiful hammer.
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So, in Valhalla, what happens
when we get knocked out?
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Then we're just
knocked out. Cool.
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Oh, wow, is that a thing
Vikings love?
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Crying ]
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Oh, God, brutal.
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[ Grunting ]
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Wait, what?
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Bigfoot...
do you have religion?
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Y-Y-You understand me,
don't you?
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D-Does Rick do this
to you all the time?
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[ Grunts, crying ]
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He messes with me, too.
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Easy, there, big guy.
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Easy.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Crunching ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Glass shatters,
alarm blaring ]
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[ Banging ]
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[ Horn blows ]
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[ All shouting ]
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Oh, shit!
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[ Weapons clanging,
all shouting ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Look at
this little one!
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You must be made of piss
and dragon balls
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to reach Valhalla
at your age!
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Oh, yeah!
Y-Yeah, man!
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Dr-Dragon Balls
all day.
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H-Hey, h-have you guys seen
an old skinny guy around here?
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Of course!
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But wait,
where did that guy go?
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He should have
his armor by now.
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[ Bird screeches ]
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What in the mighty
whale's wooden cock?
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The old man!
He's some kind of witch!
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A friend of yours?
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What? Why would I be friends
with a witch?
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I was just asking.
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Well, that's really
offensive, man!
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What is this,
Judgmenthalla?
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I don't know until I ask, alright?
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Somebody around here
gonna make me some pants,
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or do I have to call the feds
on this place?
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Surrender, witch!
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Easy, guys.
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Th-This was all a test,
and you passed.
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I'm actually Odin.
Odin?
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Yep, Thor's father,
Spider-Man's uncle, et cetera.
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I came here to do like
an "Undercover Boss" thing,
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making sure
Valhalla's running smooth,
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which it is,
and as your reward,
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I'm assembling this majestic
transdimensional energy relay,
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which none of you
should ever touch,
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or it'll make your... goats...
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have hemorrhoids, understood?
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And you need nothing
from us?
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I'm only here
for a few hours,
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but since you're asking, I'd
kill for a beer and a sandwich.
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Beef, cheese, no onions--
Is someone writing this down?
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Ow, my balls, ow, my balls,
ow, my balls!
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Morty?
Why are you here?
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You are friends
with the witch!
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[ Sighs ]
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What the fuck, Morty!
You're my ride home!
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Bigfoot killed me!
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He killed you,
he killed me,
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and he was going to
kill your clone.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Morty, no!
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I-I opened the cage.
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Bigfoot was burying
your body.
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He-- He was mourning you!
He does that.
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Morty, any big idiot can pretend
to believe in the afterlife.
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That's why we're dealing
with these fucking guys.
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They're just
Norwegian Bigfoots.
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Jesus Christ,
run this cable over there.
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We don't have much time.
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[ Grunting ]
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{\an8}♪
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Hull breach imminent.
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Initiating survival protocol.
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[ Grunts ]
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Aah!
[ Chattering ]
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{\an8}♪
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[ Tires screech ]
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[ Roars ]
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[ People screaming ]
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[ All gasp ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Roars ]
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[ Darts fire ]
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[ Grunts, chattering ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Darts firing ]
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[ Tires screech ]
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We'll take it
from here.
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And who are you?
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CIA? Interpol?
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We work for
the man upstairs.
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[ Bells ringing ]
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Hello, Bigfoot.
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I'm-a the Pope.
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I'm sure you don't know
what that means.
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Which is why I've been so eager
to acquire you.
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The Church, you see, has many
enemies, but also many rules.
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We can't kill.
We can't command a man to kill.
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But you are not a man.
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You are a thinking beast
from outside God's domain,
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which will make you
the Vatican's greatest weapon.
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Your holiness, he is wild.
He can't be controlled.
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Ah, but we know
what he wants.
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[ Muffled grunting ]
[ Grunting ]
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Yes, my child. Yes.
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You will have
your naked imbecile.
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But first,
you will work for me.
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[ Cranking ]
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[ Horn blowing, all shouting ]
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Morty! Heads up!
Incoming wave.
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[ All shouting ]
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[ All screaming ]
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Clear!
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They're sending more
every time.
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It's fine. I'll upgrade
the turret's rate of fire,
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but I need to finish
this relay.
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You need to figure out
how to get us back to life!
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Without my infinite energy?
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I-I don't think you're
thinking this through, Morty.
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I-If we manage to get home, we
don't get another shot at this.
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Y-You think the next time
these idiots see a naked man
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on the battlefield,
they're gonna give him a beer?
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So you'd rather stay dead
until you win
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than live as a loser?
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Maybe you belong here
with these idiots.
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Yeah, I could probably teach
them how to hit a red button!
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I said I was sorry.
251
00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:49,505
And I said
keep killing them
252
00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:51,007
while I finish
the relay.
253
00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,967
And I will
get us back home.
254
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,010
Okay?
255
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,553
Okay.
256
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:58,681
[ All shouting ]
257
00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:01,350
[ Explosion, all scream ]
258
00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,853
[ All grunting, shouting ]
259
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,605
[ All shouting ]
260
00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:11,319
{\an8}♪
261
00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,821
[ All scream ]
262
00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:16,240
[ All grunting, shouting ]
263
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,784
[ Shushing ]
264
00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,078
[ Drones buzzing ]
265
00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,872
Oh. Oh, no.
266
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,665
[ All shouting ]
267
00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:26,125
Okay, I'm done here.
268
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,127
You ready to get back
to living?
Yeah, but how?
269
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,504
Morty, infinite energy
means infinite energy.
270
00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:31,714
All I have to do
is pull a lever
271
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,507
to send us back home
into new bodies.
272
00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,426
Then voilà,
no more need for crystals.
273
00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,927
But the second
we turn our back,
274
00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:38,846
those guys are just
going to trash this place.
275
00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:41,307
Oh, Morty.
Ye of little faith.
276
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,393
Do we even need
to attack him?
277
00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:46,228
[ Explosion, all scream ]
278
00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:48,522
[ Groaning ]
[ Shouts ]
279
00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,191
[ Explosion ]
280
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,859
[ Groaning ]
281
00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,652
[ Explosion ]
282
00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:56,947
[ Groaning ]
283
00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,867
I told you I was Odin,
you faithless heretics!
284
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,952
And I'll keep blowing you up
in this pit forever
285
00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:03,954
unless you follow
these commandments.
286
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,623
Spider-Man?
287
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,791
There's 10 of them,
288
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,167
but they basically
revolve around
289
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,294
not going near
the energy relay.
290
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:14,548
Is anybody going to go
near the energy relay?
291
00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,634
Okay.
You have pleased me.
292
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,302
I'll get you guys...
293
00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:20,137
some kind of a ladder.
294
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:22,681
Target is in sight.
295
00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:25,351
Excellent.
Release the bait.
296
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:31,315
I just love worshiping
the devil with you guys.
297
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,901
[ All gasp ]
298
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,403
[ Grunts, chattering ]
299
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,446
[ All screaming ]
300
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,198
[ Roars ]
301
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,866
[ All shouting ]
302
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,952
[ Grunting ]
303
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:46,705
{\an8}♪
304
00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:48,124
Who are you?
305
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,502
Only the Pope wants to kill us,
but he can't kill--
306
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:54,130
[ Roars ]
307
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,632
Yes.
Very good.
308
00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:59,385
But we can do
even better.
309
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,095
[ Roaring ]
310
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,471
[ Grunting ]
311
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,807
Pope: You work-a
for the Vatican!
312
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:08,060
Our enemies are your enemies!
313
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,229
[ Roaring ]
314
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,691
[ Bigfoot grunting ]
315
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,570
Yes! Yes!
316
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,071
[ Bigfoot grunting ]
317
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,531
[ People screaming ]
318
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,366
[ Bells ringing ]
319
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:26,328
Here, my sweet.
This will help you communicate.
320
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:29,331
I traded a Predator
three muskets for it.
321
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,834
So it is
their currency?
322
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,919
Give me
what you promised.
323
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,881
Yes, child,
you've earned it.
324
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,341
Alright, Morty, wanna grab
a mead for the road?
325
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,384
Nah, I'm good.
326
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,303
Then here we go!
327
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:51,353
Man, I take back everything bad
I said about clone vats.
328
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,439
There's a method
to the madness, Morty.
329
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,566
[ Cork pops ]
[ Slurps ]
330
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:58,194
And now...
infinite energy, baby!
331
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,154
[ Buzzing ]
332
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,448
What the...
Someone's hacking into
333
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,116
the Earth-bound side
of my relay, Morty.
334
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,910
Pretty crazy,
whoever's doing this
335
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,954
would have to be a spiritual
leader with limitless resources.
336
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,414
In fact, I guess there's
only really one--
337
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:12,291
[ Bigfoot roars ]
338
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:16,795
You're fucked.
339
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,965
[ Grunts ]
Fuck.
340
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,843
It is over.
My torment ends now.
341
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,220
[ Grunts ]
342
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,596
[ Screams ]
343
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,805
What the hell?
344
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,891
Are you seriously working
for the Pope?
345
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,851
The Pope
saw my potential.
346
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:33,395
Prepare to be crushed
by Bigfoot.
347
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,607
[ Grunts ]
348
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,567
Ha ha.
Don't worry, Morty.
349
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:42,071
I've got this
under control.
350
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,281
Jesus Christ, Rick,
just apologize.
351
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,492
You assumed Bigfoot was dumb,
which was dumb of you.
352
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,077
You're right, Morty.
353
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,663
Underestimating people only
gives them the high ground.
354
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,623
Admit why
you bullied me.
355
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,334
Because I thought it was funny
that you were stupid.
356
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,586
People are intelligent
in different ways.
357
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,255
I know, I know.
358
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,174
I-I'm clearly stupid at knowing
when other people are smart.
359
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,175
[ Grunts ]
360
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,426
[ Grunting ]
361
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,554
Listen, I know you can't tap
your gauntlet,
362
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,430
but I'll take a guess
at what you're saying.
363
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,475
You hate me because I tortured
you to get what I want.
364
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,978
Rick!
But I only used you
to kill myself!
365
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,647
How many people have you killed
for the Pope?
366
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:17,898
[ Grunts ]
367
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,484
Help me stop him,
and I'll make it right.
368
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,444
For starters, here.
369
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,406
Ow, that hurt.
Wait a second.
370
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,574
Yeah, hands-free.
371
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,993
Also upgraded that voice.
Thank you.
372
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,746
In a world
where time actually is money...
373
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,164
Ooh, I-I think
I know this movie.
374
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,333
You guys can do this bit
at the Vatican. Let's go.
375
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,545
Oh, hey, Bigfoot.
376
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,963
What you got
back there, eh?
377
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,132
Rick and Morty.
378
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,384
Uh, dead.
For Pope.
379
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,137
Aye, that's them.
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
380
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,807
Alright, last thing,
I just got to take a sharp stick
381
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,559
and stab them both.
382
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,977
That's just the rules.
383
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,813
Hyah!
[ Horse neighs ]
384
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,315
[ All scream ]
385
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,525
Sorry, Morty,
so much for the quiet way.
386
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:02,818
I appreciate
that we tried.
387
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,820
It's a
fucked-up rule.
388
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,072
[ Guards scream ]
389
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:14,163
Poooooooooooooooope!
390
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,832
[ Screams ]
391
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:19,335
It's over, the Pope.
We got you.
392
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,211
[ Laughing ]
393
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,424
See, this is why
religion sucks.
394
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,009
Infinite energy,
and the Pope uses it
395
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,594
to levitate
like Criss Angel.
396
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,928
[ Screams ]
397
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,683
Alright, wow,
not how I saw that going.
398
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,393
I guess getting killed
by the energy
399
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:38,854
sent us up the conduit
to its source.
400
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,231
Hey, guys.
Oh, fuck.
401
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:44,693
No, no, just need
some clothes and horses.
402
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,153
Maybe not for Bigfoot.
403
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,488
Unless he wants clothes?
404
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,740
[ Roars ]
405
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:53,369
Ah, excuse me,
Lord Odin.
406
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,453
Is this a test?
407
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,830
Yup, yup.
Uh, you passed!
408
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,921
[ Groans ]
409
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,256
Ewww, feet... so small.
410
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:07,800
Why is he in a clone
of Summer?
411
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,636
Statistically speaking, she's
the third most likely to die.
412
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,513
Alright, let's kill
that son of a bitch.
413
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,682
Hold on, I can see
where this is going.
414
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,143
[ Whirring ]
415
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:22,398
{\an8}♪
416
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,482
[ Thunder crashes ]
417
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,318
Poooooooooooope!
418
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:28,821
Aah!
419
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,407
[ Grunting ]
[ Screams ]
420
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:37,705
{\an8}♪
421
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,415
[ Screams ]
422
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,046
[ Whirring ]
423
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,758
[ Bell dings ]
424
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,468
Wow.
I gotta admit, Morty.
425
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,678
I didn't really fight
that time.
426
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,221
I wanted to make sure
this worked.
427
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,514
Handsome.
428
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,932
Yeah, you like that?
Bigger feet!
429
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,726
Even gave your brain
a little more lobe.
430
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,936
Thank you!
Me love it. Me--
431
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,647
Dial it back. You don't wanna
come across like a Muppet.
432
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,023
Ooh-hoo-hoo.
433
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,235
[ Thunder crashes ]
434
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,446
Poooooooooope!
435
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,199
[ Screams ]
436
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,705
[ Screaming ]
437
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,833
Maybe we just portal
right up close to the guy
438
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,668
instead of doing
the guards every time.
439
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,170
[ Grunts ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
440
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,257
[ Bell dings ]
441
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,550
[ All shout ]
442
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,968
[ Grunts ]
443
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:35,220
[ All grunt ]
444
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,555
[ Bell dings ]
445
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,931
Maybe bigger chin?
446
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,683
Look at this.
He's fucking giving notes.
447
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:42,227
Bigfoot, come on, w-we need you
to put a little more fight in.
448
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,147
If need help,
Bigfoot do know some guys.
449
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:48,609
Pope has...
other monsters captive.
450
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,778
Man, you guys
really don't quit.
451
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,154
I can do this all day.
452
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,114
Yeah, but these guys
can do it...
453
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,616
[ Roars ]
454
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,742
All night!
455
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,744
[ Howls ]
456
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,796
Wow, big anticlimax!
457
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,339
Mummy, you look good!
458
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,716
This afterlife
smells like beer.
459
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,802
I guess this is what
infinite energy looks like.
460
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,553
Fuck.
Really wish we had time
461
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:19,056
to unpack all of Frankenstein's
parts making it here.
462
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,766
Bigfoot, take these guys
up to the relay
463
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,017
and prepare for a siege.
464
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,477
What are you
gonna do, Rick?
465
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,395
Listen, I'm not
really your god,
466
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,815
just an old man who wanted
to cheat your system.
467
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,566
Guys like me think
we can run the joint
468
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:30,943
because everyone
is so dumb.
469
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,361
But it's a dumb universe.
470
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,905
I work for you.
The customer is always right.
471
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,657
Give me 10 Viking minutes
after we leave
472
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,535
and then pull the plug on that
windmill we made over there.
473
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,954
And this isn't
a trick?
474
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,622
Is your mother's pussy
a trick?
475
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,873
- Hey!
- Kick his ass!
476
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,041
Go, Morty, go!
477
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,960
Why the hell
did you do that?!
478
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,546
The only way to end this is by
turning off the power, Morty!
479
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,713
But we have to
get home!
480
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,465
That's what these guys
are for!
481
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,634
Monsters, hold the line!
482
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:56,760
Everyone but Bigfoot!
483
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,470
Together: Hoo-rah!
484
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,056
[ All shouting ]
485
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,891
That wasn't them
leaving, right?
486
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,477
No vay.
That vould be cold-blooded.
487
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,395
[ Thunder crashes ]
488
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,565
Pooooooooope!
489
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,149
Who do you-a
bring this time?
490
00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,235
The Harlem Globetrotters?
491
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,736
That's actually a good pitch.
492
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:15,863
It's over for you, Pope!
493
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,031
Time to atone
for your sins.
494
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:20,784
Bigfoot, you were
God's greatest assassin.
495
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:23,996
Now look at you--
hairless with normal feet.
496
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,081
Yes!
[ Laughs evilly ]
497
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:28,292
Rick, the energy
relay's still up!
498
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:31,086
Shit, was really counting on
those monsters to lose faster.
499
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,921
[ Laughing ] Huh?
500
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:33,964
That's more like it.
501
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,299
Pour one out
for the Wolfman.
502
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,758
I don't understand.
503
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,135
You know what they say,
504
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,262
when God closes
an infinite energy relay...
505
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,805
Nooooo!
506
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,974
God damn--
507
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,810
[ Warbling ]
508
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,690
[ Video game tune plays ]
509
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,651
Alright, I'm just gonna say it
so nobody else has to say it.
510
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:57,237
Popey Ball. There. Okay.
511
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:59,281
If I didn't say anything,
someone was gonna be like,
512
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,450
"You missed Popey Ball.
It was right there."
513
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,161
I thought about not using
a Poké Ball because of that,
514
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,455
and it's just the right tool
for the right job.
515
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,248
W-What, am I supposed
to not use it
516
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,918
and shoot the Pope
in the head?
517
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,377
I was gonna say it.
518
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:16,548
Wait, w-why are we
at the woods?
519
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,759
Time to go on home,
big fella.
520
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,594
Oh. Uh, okay.
521
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,471
You're free.
Just go!
522
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,597
You guys
are being weird.
523
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,140
Stop making this
so hard for us!
524
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,309
Go on. Why can't you go back
where you came from?
525
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:30,979
Ow! You don't have to throw
things at me to say goodbye.
526
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:31,980
Just go!
527
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,815
I'm not an animal anymore.
528
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:37,903
I-I was hoping I could--
I could get a job and-- Ow!
529
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,613
Go on! Get!
Get out of here!
530
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,531
I'm going.
I'm going, okay?
531
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,825
Ow!
Stop throwing things!
532
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:44,868
Ow!
Go!
533
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,495
Okay, I'm leaving.
Get out of here!
534
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:47,913
Okay.
Go on, get!
535
00:20:47,913 --> 00:21:17,818
{\an8}♪
536
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,738
[ Crowd cheering ]
537
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,617
[ Video game music plays ]
538
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,369
[ Roars ]
539
00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:31,331
Wha-- Wha?
540
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:32,499
Oh!
541
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:35,544
[ Roars ]
542
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,629
[ Siren wailing ]
543
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,383
What kind of sick
sons of bitches...
544
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:42,551
These things are trained
to fight.
545
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,177
I don't want to hear it, Henderson.
546
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:46,388
Wh-What year is it?
547
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,514
Who's the Pope?
548
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,849
Shit if I know.
549
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:49,808
Let me check.
550
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:50,809
[ Buttons clicking ]
551
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,102
This guy, apparently.
552
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,437
[ Chattering]
553
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,982
Nooooo!
554
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,318
Did you get any of that?