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I'm gonna rip out your spleen
and feed it to your husband!
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Uh-oh. Wouldn't want that.
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Yikes, Morty. We'd better
run before it figures out
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what a husband is.
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This carnival of nightmares
used to be scary, right?
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- Ah. We've seen too much.
- It sucks, you know,
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'cause it's fun to break
off a scare now and then.
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Did I hear you fellows wishing for
some good old-fashioned scares?
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I mean, I more wish
you wouldn't eavesdrop.
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Yeah. Who are you?
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Does the suit mean you work here,
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or that you super don't work here?
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Like yourselves,
I'm a connoisseur of fear.
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I'm also originally from Earth.
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And did you know Earth is the home
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of the single scariest
place in the galaxy?
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I can show you if you like.
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We were headed that way anyway.
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Take a left. Almost there.
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We know where Earth is.
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For guys like you, you
know, who've seen it all,
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there's only a few real
fears left to conquer.
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And one of them is right down here.
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- Okay. What the hell?
- Yeah. This is punching down.
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Denny's is a nice chain that
gives people starchy food
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- when they're up late.
- It's a hack joke, buddy.
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No. This is the place.
Good luck to both of you.
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I'm gonna get myself a slam.
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He just wanted a ride, right?
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He certainly took us for one.
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Well, as long as we're here.
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Okay. Lumberjack slam, grand slamwich,
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pancake puppies, slamburger,
two milkshakes...
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and an order of cheddar tots.
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Let me know when you want your cheque,
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and if you're here for the Hole,
it's in the men's bathroom.
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- The what now?
- Hole?
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The Fear Hole. Men's bathroom.
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Well, it's definitely a hole.
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They weren't lying about that.
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Is that hair? Seaweed?
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Boy, it's really circling
the whole rim, huh?
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Guess you got to jump in
without touching the sides?
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You think there's spikes on the bottom?
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I don't think they want you
to go in there and just die.
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What kind of business would that be?
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Well, they're not drowning in money.
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They still have a built-in TV/VCR.
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- _
- Hey. It's that carnival guy.
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Oh, so he gets a kickback.
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Hi. Welcome to the Hole.
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Here's how it works. You jump in.
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The Hole manifests your greatest fear.
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You conquer that fear, and
come out, well, fearless.
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And you get your picture on the wall.
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What does the Hole get out of it?
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Well, you know those fish that
nibble dead skin off your feet?
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Yeah. The Hole's kind of like that.
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It eats fear.
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You win. It wins.
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Have fun and enjoy the Hole.
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Hey, Gaddafi, cool your jets
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with a taste of Mountain Dew.
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This has been here since VHS tapes
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and there's only three photos?
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Yeah. My tots are getting cold.
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So, you don't want to do it?
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- Do you?
- I mean...
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It says it takes away
your greatest fear.
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My greatest fear, Morty,
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is trusting a gross hole
to conquer my fear,
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and I conquer that fear by walking away.
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Okay, fine.
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You little turd!
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- Oh, God!
- Oh, God!
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Hold still while I stuff
you with maggots.
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Rick!
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Okay. The Hole thinks I'm
scared of not having a gun?
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Fear conquered!
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Check out them gains. Morty?
Where are you, Morty?
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Let's go.
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- Oh, jeez. Oh, God. Oh, jeez.
- Oh, man.
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We both shit our pants.
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- Christ, Rick. My button.
- What a fucking ride.
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- Maggots! In my button.
- Fuck, yeah.
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- On the wall, motherfuckers!
- It's not worth it. Not worth it!
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Oh, my God. You both reek.
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- What is that?
- Morty and I shit our pants.
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You're looking at the two newest
members of the Hole club.
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Uh, okay, sluts.
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What the hell?
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Bomb almost killed her.
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Take care of our wife.
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Rick? No. Oh, my God.
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No. No!
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- Mom?
- Where am I? Who are you people?
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You're my mom, but you're young?
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- Rick, what's happening?
- Wait.
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Rick?
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What the fuck, Grandpa? Say something.
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Okay. We're clearly still in the Hole.
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That's exactly what I was thinking.
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We never left the Hole and...
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And part of the Hole is thinking
you left the Hole and then...
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And then it can really dig into you.
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Because you can't really be scared
of anything if you know you're...
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Still in the Hole.
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What the fuck are you two talking about?
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Why is dead Grandma
alive in our living room?
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Rick, why are you old?
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All great questions.
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You guys get reacquainted
while we grab some equipment.
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Wait. Are we sure this isn't,
like, a double mislead?
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A double mislead like we
went into a generic fear hole
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and then coincidentally
came home to that?
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That's... That's my wife.
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From the day I lost her.
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Well, what's it got to do with me?
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- Rick.
- Right.
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I think I figured it out, Morty.
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Your greatest fear is
me getting Diane back
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- and being happy again.
- What? Why?
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Because then I won't need you.
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Look how scared you're
getting just talking about it.
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I'm not scared. I'm insulted.
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What kind of backhanded-ass
theory is that?
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My greatest fear is you hooking up?
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You're right. We can't know
for sure until I get more data.
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All right, family. Who wants
to catch up over ice cream?
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I knew he was working on teleportation.
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But wouldn't this be time travel?
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Oh, Dad never touches time travel.
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He calls it the Long...
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The Long Island Iced Tea
of science fiction. Yes.
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But then, what... what is this?
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Don't worry about it. It's not real.
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Okay. I figure it's better
to do this in front of you.
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I didn't want to walk in De-aged.
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What do you think, D? 45? Younger?
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I don't care about your age, Rick.
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I don't even want to call you that.
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That's my husband's name.
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- He just died.
- I know.
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So, 27?
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Dad! You're traumatizing her.
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What? It's my face, too.
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And now Diane gets to understand
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that I'm still sexy and a genius.
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What a kindness.
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You were right, Rick.
I'm really terrified right now.
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Terrified of what?
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If you don't mind,
I'd like to get to know
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the adult version of my...
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Oh, my God.
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Where's my real daughter?
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Sweetie, it's all right.
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This may as well be our real daughter
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because she's just as real as you.
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- What?
- Put it this way.
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You're all basically NPCs.
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Only Morty and I are real,
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so your side quests don't matter.
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- The main quest is us.
- You're disgusting.
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You're talking about our baby
girl like she's theoretical?
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Welcome to the family.
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No. You don't get it, honey.
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Even if this was real,
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she'd be only a version of your daughter
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who could also be a
clone of your daughter.
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Stop wearing my husband's face!
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You're nothing like him.
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Because I lost you!
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Maybe you didn't deserve me.
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You want to hear a new theory?
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Maybe your greatest fear
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is getting a second chance
with her and blowing it.
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You don't think that fear's
been pretty well faced?
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Then you haven't conquered it.
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Or accepted it. Or something.
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- "Or something?"
- I'm not a fear-ologist.
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Morty, all Rom-coms have an arc.
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Even "You've Got Mail" begins
with Tom Hanks killing that cop.
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- Really?
- I don't know.
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I'm not going to fucking
watch "You've Got Mail."
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I'm doing this for you, Morty.
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The sooner I get her back,
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the sooner you can conquer your fear
of being a useless, lonely turd.
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You don't think that's been faced?
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♪ Hello, Diane, here's
the song I rehearsed ♪
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♪ You had a bad day and
Rick made it worse ♪
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♪ He felt bad, so he created me ♪
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♪ I deliver you waffles and an apology ♪
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Why do I have memories
of being a human child?
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- Why would I need...
- Shit, shit, shit.
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God damn it. There was
a whole second verse
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about inviting you to
the zoo with the family.
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I've seen that robot's arms.
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Yeah. I used them on a
law enforcement drone
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that the feds had me build.
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It's how we, uh... How I met my wife.
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The zoo sounds nice.
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And this one time,
we raised a civilization
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living on a zit on my face,
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and Grandpa helped me
rule over it as queen.
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It sounds like you guys
are a real family now.
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I wish you could've
been part of it, Mom.
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Oh.
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Oh, honey.
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Rick, is there a deadline on
this theory you're chasing?
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Uh, yeah, sure. Uh,
that's a good idea, Morty.
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Do that.
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I always wished I knew
what they were saying.
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Your Master's thesis.
Non-human intelligence.
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When did you read that?
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After you were gone.
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It helped me develop this.
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Fuck you! Fuck you, Greg.
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- Fuck you, Lisa. Yum, bread.
- No,
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- fuck you.
- Fuck you. There's bread.
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I guess that's what I expected.
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Anticlimactic, isn't it?
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Yep. They kind of suck.
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Hey. Want to grab a drink?
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- Hey-hey!
- Woo! Yeah.
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All right. Woo!
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So, when did you stop
being a lightweight?
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Kept looking for my wife
at the bottom of a bottle.
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You're pathetic.
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Hey. To being pathetic.
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Clear!
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My turn. My turn.
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I'll tell you what, old man.
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Seems like losing me made you cooler.
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I should die more often.
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You did.
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You died everywhere forever.
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You're the only thing I can't replace.
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Okay, okay, Mr. Weepy.
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I'm not even real, remember?
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Nothing's real. That's your jam, right?
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My grandson, our grandson,
thinks this is happening
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because my greatest
fear is letting you go.
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Then don't.
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- I don't want to.
- Then kiss me.
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I'm old, and we have puke mouth.
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Well, I'm not here,
and it's not real puke.
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- Okay, Rick... Whoa! Dude.
- Fuck you, Morty.
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00:10:13,490 --> 00:10:14,999
- It's a blazer.
- That's not what I meant.
255
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,190
You look sick.
256
00:10:16,210 --> 00:10:17,539
The Hole is feeding on you.
257
00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:19,327
I thought it's supposed to eat my fear.
258
00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:20,839
Can we get some fucking
rules up in this hole?
259
00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,780
I don't know the rules.
Maybe you're dying
260
00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,290
because you've been in here too long.
261
00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:25,490
Interesting theory.
262
00:10:25,510 --> 00:10:27,090
I wonder why you're so rosy-cheeked.
263
00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:28,699
- What are you saying?
- Maybe the real you
264
00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:30,260
is off somewhere running from spiders.
265
00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,720
Oh. So, now I'm not real?
266
00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:33,649
Yeah. Maybe my greatest
fear is having to tell you
267
00:10:33,650 --> 00:10:34,660
to fuck the fuck off.
268
00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,400
- Go ahead and face it.
- Fuck the fuck off!
269
00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:38,470
Hey. Ready to Showbiz Pizza?
270
00:10:38,490 --> 00:10:40,300
Let me see that bear play banjo.
271
00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,320
Here's one for you.
272
00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:43,340
I'm afraid of watching you die.
273
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,812
I like that theory, Morty.
So, stop watching.
274
00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:51,820
Okay, this is it. You nailed it.
275
00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,180
My worst nightmare.
276
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,940
I'd like to leave the Hole now.
277
00:10:55,810 --> 00:10:58,300
Hey. Hey, Hole, I'm talking to you.
278
00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,400
Are you listening?
279
00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:10,700
So, what are you? Like, the Hole?
280
00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:11,880
The Hole's promoter?
281
00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:14,000
- The Hole's intern?
- Is there a hole here?
282
00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:16,800
Right. I'm supposed to go
in there and be shocked
283
00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:19,240
that there's no hole,
or that there is a hole.
284
00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:20,510
What difference would it make?
285
00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:22,599
Hmm. You are hard to scare.
286
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,960
And Rick isn't, right?
287
00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:26,300
The Hole's gonna, like,
suck on him forever
288
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:29,020
because his big secret is
that he's got the most fear?
289
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,720
Well, we can certainly say you're
not afraid to be reductive.
290
00:11:31,740 --> 00:11:33,679
I doubt your grandpa has more fear
291
00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,230
than the average asshole in a Denny's.
292
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,240
- Hey!
- Sorry.
293
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:38,330
If anything, he seems pretty brave.
294
00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:39,879
He's certainly not afraid to die.
295
00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:43,060
Maybe that makes his
fear extra-delicious.
296
00:11:45,390 --> 00:11:47,700
So, what, he's scared of love?
297
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,500
Everyone's scared of love, dipshit.
298
00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:50,770
You learn that in your 20s.
299
00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:53,300
It takes a very rare,
very powerful being
300
00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:55,750
to be terrified of happiness.
301
00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:56,970
- Dumb.
- You're dumb.
302
00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,529
That's why you're not
scared to be happy.
303
00:11:58,530 --> 00:12:00,090
The smarter you are, the more you know.
304
00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:02,940
Happiness is a trap.
It can't last forever.
305
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,499
Let's say you meet
the love of your life.
306
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,180
Well, it's still gonna end.
307
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:09,290
It's inevitable, whether by
the slow pull of a disease,
308
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,560
or the shock of loose
footing on a hiking trail.
309
00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:13,920
Whether it be the corrosion
of two personalities
310
00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:16,100
that reshape each other
until they're incompatible,
311
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,740
or maybe the old stranger in a bar
312
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,400
who says the things
that need to be said,
313
00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:21,869
to that person, that night.
314
00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:25,400
The point is, happiness always ends.
315
00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:26,829
Best-case scenario. Think about this.
316
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:31,250
Best case is that you
die at the same time.
317
00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:32,294
Yikes.
318
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,880
Can't the Hole just let me go, then?
319
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,580
- Sounds like I don't matter.
- You don't.
320
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,179
But if you go, you'll take him away.
321
00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:40,218
Don't worry. Rick will die
before accepting happiness.
322
00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,310
After that, we'll chase
you with some clowns
323
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,760
or some dumb shit like that.
324
00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:45,420
But Grandpa...
325
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,976
Yummy, yummy. Grandpa's gonna die.
326
00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:50,500
Just like Diane.
327
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,660
Sir, you've been in this booth
for a really long time.
328
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,700
- One coffee isn't gonna cut it.
- That's fair.
329
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,770
- Want to split some pancake puppies?
- No!
330
00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:07,660
Beth? Summer? Anyone?
331
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,831
Dad, it's not real. Neither are you.
332
00:13:09,850 --> 00:13:12,100
If that's true, then you deal with it.
333
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,100
You know what? You're right.
334
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,382
- How about this?
- Morty, what are you doing?
335
00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:20,467
Being scared.
336
00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:27,100
How is that not enough fear?
337
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,800
You're the one scaring me, Morty.
338
00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:31,220
- No, no, Dad, it's okay.
- It's not okay.
339
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,520
That wasn't normal.
340
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,700
My greatest fear is not being accepted.
341
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:38,920
It should be.
342
00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:41,140
And you need to fear it
a hell of a lot more.
343
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,530
I can do that.
344
00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:44,900
You like that?
345
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,040
Do you want to die?
346
00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:49,704
I have enough unaddressed
trauma to flood this hallway.
347
00:13:50,150 --> 00:13:51,940
- _
- You fucking idiot.
348
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,500
This list says "Top Five Things,"
349
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,220
and you only wrote down four.
350
00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:03,180
Trust fall.
351
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,730
None of us touch or
speak to this kid ever.
352
00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:07,880
Maybe take a picture,
353
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:09,400
- send it to your friends?
- Huh.
354
00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:11,260
Not a bad idea.
355
00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:13,940
How can we do the school play
if Johnny has laryngitis?
356
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,449
- There's no understudy.
- Put me in the play.
357
00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:17,774
You don't know the lines.
358
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,260
Yes, I do. "Three Days of Rain."
359
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,580
I have it memorized.
360
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,659
And I refuse to prove
that until you cast me.
361
00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:26,230
Have it your way, but The
New York Times is coming,
362
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,160
and they're doing a feature
on the current state
363
00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:29,520
of young American theatre.
364
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,789
Perfect.
365
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,999
It ended in a church?
366
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,160
- What?
- Yeah, they'd already died.
367
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,800
It was purgatory or something.
368
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:40,239
How did your universe's version end?
369
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,760
Hmm. Jack, Locke, and Sawyer
teamed up to kill a fog monster
370
00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:43,900
and everyone got rescued.
371
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,428
It was one season long,
and it was perfect television.
372
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,960
You can be great or you can
be around forever, right?
373
00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:52,308
True. True. True. True.
374
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,610
- True. True.
- Where's this going?
375
00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:56,240
- We doing robot role play?
- True. True.
376
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:58,080
- I've got oil at home.
- True. True. True.
377
00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,730
- What was that? Diane.
- True. True.
378
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,359
- Diane? Diane?
- Hey.
379
00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:02,720
- Stay with me.
- Diane. Diane.
380
00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:03,820
- Diane?
- Rick?
381
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,560
- What's happening?
- Fucking Morty.
382
00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:07,140
He's trying to hog the Hole.
383
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,200
Come on.
384
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,535
_
385
00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:19,100
Alas, our father is dead.
386
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,170
Walker, are you here?
387
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,341
Uh, hi. I'm Walker.
388
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,968
Uh...
389
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:31,310
Sure has been raining a lot of days.
390
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:34,600
What the fuck is he doing?
391
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:35,980
What's wrong with him?
392
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,145
He's naked.
393
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,240
And why does he look sick?
394
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,790
Because he's dying.
395
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:43,943
Fuck.
396
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,260
I got to get him out of here.
397
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,400
But if I do, I might
have to go with him.
398
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,700
I don't want to. I don't want to, Diane.
399
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,670
I think my greatest
fear is letting you go.
400
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:55,460
That's a good fear, Rick.
Keep that fear.
401
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,240
If you don't, you'll kill me.
402
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,560
Again.
403
00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:01,240
I know. But I don't have
to kill Morty, too.
404
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,940
How do you know he's even real?
405
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,960
Look at his weird little balls.
406
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:07,670
Goodbye, Diane.
407
00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,050
- Rick?
- Shut up, Morty.
408
00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:15,475
DJ, drop that beat.
We got to conquer a fear.
409
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:18,740
♪ This is my grandson ♪
410
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,980
♪ Don't look at his pee-pee ♪
411
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,857
♪ Instead of staring at Morty ♪
♪ Put your eyes on me-me ♪
412
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:23,860
♪ I'm a roped-out freak ♪
413
00:16:23,870 --> 00:16:25,280
♪ Loose dog in my ass ♪
414
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,540
♪ Macaroni in my pocket ♪
415
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,154
♪ Rickety masterclass ♪
416
00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:29,420
♪ I don't know how to rap ♪
417
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,680
♪ I don't know how to rhyme ♪
418
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,220
♪ I don't know how to rap ♪
419
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,680
♪ Now eat my shit ♪
420
00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,800
Incredible.
421
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,040
♪ Now throw your hands up ♪
422
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,610
♪ And put your hands down ♪
423
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:39,750
♪ Throw your hands up ♪
424
00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:41,417
♪ Now put them back down ♪
425
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:44,420
♪ Three days of rain ♪
426
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:49,420
That was an astounding
feat of personal bravery.
427
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,387
Nudity always makes
theatre serious and good.
428
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,890
How do you feel?
429
00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:55,530
Accepted. You?
430
00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:58,540
Pathetic. But... happy?
431
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:15,451
We did it. We conquered
our fears. Right?
432
00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:20,164
Uh, hey, Rick?
433
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:23,860
You just looked real sad,
which I'm afraid of.
434
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,800
You know, of being responsible
for your sadness.
435
00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:29,820
Which means I think we
might still be in the Hole.
436
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,160
Huh. Well, I am definitely afraid of you
437
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:33,800
ever knowing anything before me.
438
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,556
So, yeah, I'd say there's a
100% chance that we're still...
439
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,730
God damn it. Is this going
to be a whole thing?
440
00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:41,880
No word play, Morty.
441
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,319
We have to figure out our actual fears
442
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,419
if we're ever going to get out of here.
443
00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:45,940
- Actual fears?
- Yeah.
444
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,669
Tell me your fucking fear
so we can conquer it.
445
00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:49,260
I just had to crucify myself
446
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,220
in order to save you
from your Hole wife,
447
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,850
and you think I'm the one
with unresolved fears?
448
00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:55,619
I ought to be afraid that
we'll never get out,
449
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,450
because you'll never
admit that you're afraid.
450
00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:02,020
Okay. Good job.
451
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,240
You conquered it, right?
452
00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,710
I think so. How are we supposed to know?
453
00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:07,629
No, no. This is real. I can tell.
454
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,089
You're not afraid that you could
be certain about something
455
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,549
and still turn out to be wrong?
456
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:14,080
You cowardly asshole!
457
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,637
How was I supposed to know?
458
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,090
$8 for a side of bacon?
459
00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:22,119
Are you fucking kidding me?
460
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,960
It's a symptom of a
larger concern, Morty.
461
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:26,380
- If capitalism collapses...
- Are we done here?
462
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,299
I don't know. Aren't you a
little afraid at this point
463
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,485
- of the Hole itself?
- What?
464
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,640
I swear to God,
if we're still climbing out
465
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,400
of this fucking hole
two seasons from now...
466
00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:36,000
- Maybe that was it.
- What?
467
00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:38,840
Maybe we needed to let go
of our fear of uncertainty.
468
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,640
- You know?
- Right.
469
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,997
I'd say we're pretty native
to that at this point.
470
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:44,900
- Okay. Thank you, Hole.
- Thank you, Hole.
471
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,940
We no longer need to
know if we're in you.
472
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,640
So, bye.
473
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,780
Are you afraid we're still in it?
474
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,460
I mean, I hope we're not,
475
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,370
- but if we are...
- We'll find out eventually.
476
00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:02,740
Which no longer scares me.
477
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,520
Same. Okay. I'm gonna go get drunk.
478
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:10,060
♪ "Move on," they say ♪
479
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,880
♪ You'll feel better with time ♪
480
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:18,020
♪ But time alone can't
heal this heart of mine ♪
481
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,954
♪ You can't go back ♪
482
00:19:22,970 --> 00:19:26,332
♪ That's the only rule ♪
483
00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:30,780
♪ But rules were meant to
break when it comes to you ♪
484
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,883
♪ I saw time and time ♪
485
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,302
♪ Slip by when I withdrew ♪
486
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:43,224
♪ I wandered far and wide without you ♪
487
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,728
♪ Without you ♪
488
00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:49,600
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
489
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:52,600
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
490
00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:56,320
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
491
00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:01,610
- ♪ So, I bury my dead ♪
- _
492
00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:04,412
♪ And I try to start again ♪
493
00:20:04,430 --> 00:20:09,540
♪ But it'll never be the same
as it was back then ♪
494
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,460
♪ I've seen time and time ♪
495
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:17,030
♪ Slip by, but I'll make do ♪
496
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,340
- ♪ 'Cause I won't live my life ♪
- Oh, my God!
497
00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:20,730
I've turned into my dad.
498
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,260
Oh, maybe there's no way out.
499
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,720
Maybe we were born here.
500
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:27,894
Come on. We're gonna get through this.
501
00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:29,437
I'm staying here.
502
00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:32,620
No. We're Rick and Morty.
I'm not leaving without you.
503
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,983
What did you say?
504
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,379
I said I'm not leaving you in here.
505
00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:37,028
Come on. You're irreplaceable...
506
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,400
irreplaceable...
irreplaceable... irreplaceable...
507
00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:40,990
- What?
- Oh, my God.
508
00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:42,720
I know what I'm afraid of.
509
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:45,411
I'm afraid you'd never
say that in real life.
510
00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:47,249
I'm afraid that if I jumped into a hole,
511
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:49,260
you wouldn't even bother
jumping in after me.
512
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,080
You'd just stand there and watch.
513
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,460
This entire thing has been about me.
514
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:56,620
You're not even in the Hole, are you?
515
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:59,800
Thank you for visiting
the Fear Hole, Morty.
516
00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:03,221
Your fear of relying on
Rick has been delicious.
517
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,681
Dear God!
518
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,268
Morty, how was it?
519
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,645
Was it spiders?
520
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:13,600
Oh. Oh, jeez. Oh, my God, no.
521
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,080
You... You didn't go in at all?
522
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,568
No. It's a one-person ride.
523
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,560
You can't face two
fears at the same time.
524
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,781
If my fear was fire
and yours was water...
525
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,449
I get it. It's fine.
526
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,399
It really is fine. Huh.
527
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,580
You do seem a little less burdened.
528
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,500
Rick, am I irreplaceable?
529
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,620
I mean, define irreplaceable.
530
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,380
That's good. Good.
531
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,580
I'm back.
532
00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:41,700
Don't! Or I won't know if I'm out.
533
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,040
- Is it that good? Should I go in?
- No!
534
00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:45,580
You holding out on me?
535
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,390
You don't want to deal with it, Rick.
536
00:21:47,410 --> 00:21:49,684
There was messed-up
mental shit in there.
537
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:50,980
Like, Diane was in there.
538
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,500
- What?
- Not in a good way.
539
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,000
Just trust me.
540
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:56,640
Okay, buddy. Let's go
slam some pancakes.
541
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,039
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542
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:19,547
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543
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,830
Oo-wee. How 'bout that?
544
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,640
Season 7.
545
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,880
It was touch and go there for a second.
546
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:54,420
Remember when I stole my kid?
547
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,740
I stole one of these, too.
548
00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:02,500
- Huh?
- It's all about having a goal
549
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,230
and stopping at nothing to achieve it.
550
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:08,130
Then you'll be fulfilled.