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Rick: Anyway, that's how I
escaped from space prison!
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Oh, scary place.
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Wow, Rick! That's -- That's
one -- one heck of a story.
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I sure do wish I could have been
there to see it happen.
Oh, come on.
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Who wants to watch
a mad scientist use
handmade sci-fi tools
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to take out highly trained
alien guards
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when we can sit here
and be a family at Shoney's?
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Dad, it's great to have you
back, no matter where we are,
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but wouldn't you like
to go home?
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Emotionally speaking, honey,
Shoney's is my home.
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Yeah, but you just
got out of prison.
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I mean, how much of a step up
from that is --
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Jerry, get out of the booth,
take all your clothes off,
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and fold yourself
12 times.
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You got it.
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[ Grunting ]
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Six folds, huh?
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W-W-What, have you guys got me
in a Series 9000?
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You cheap insect fucks
didn't think I was worth
your best equipment?
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[ Chuckles ]
Man, I told the money bugs.
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I said, "You know
who this guy is, right?
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You want me to get intel
out of the smartest mammal
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in the galaxy, you better
give me a decent brainalyzer."
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Well, you might as well
order some pancakes,
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because I don't see the need
to leave this part of my brain.
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Oh, I think you do.
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Eventually, you're either gonna
relax your cerebellum...
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Shoney's.
- ...or the Series 9000
is going to turn it into mush.
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[ Farts ]
Relaxed enough?
[ Chuckles ]
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I admire you, Rick.
[ Farts ]
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[ Laughs ]
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When I --
[ Farts ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Rick, here's --
[ Farts ]
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[ Laughs ]
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What's going on?
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It's hard to tell. He may have
manifested some sort of butt.
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He can do that?
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He is the smartest man
in the universe.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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I tell ya, the
Galactic Federation
taking over Earth --
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best thing that's ever happened
to this family.
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I just got my sixth promotion
this week,
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and I still don't know
what I do.
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Who cares how high
they promote you?
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Everyone just gets paid
in pills.
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Well, when you're not sure
what you do for a living,
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you can make your own rules.
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Summer, show your father
some respect.
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He's pulling down
- a six-chewable figure income.
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[ Bottle shatters ]
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I'll get that in a moment.
How are everyone's pills?
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Oh, Morty, you've hardly
touched your pills.
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I kind of had big pills
for lunch, and I
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[muffled] wasn't gonna eat
any more pills.
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[ Gulps ]
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Thank you, Conroy.
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You spoil us,
Conroy.
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Grandpa Rick wouldn't put up
with this!
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Stop saying his name!
He abandoned us.
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Willem Dafoe!
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Th-That's the guy I couldn't
think of this morning.
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Don't make
my mistake, Summer.
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Don't deify the people
that leave you.
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You'll end up a horse surgeon
in a world controlled by aliens
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whose medicine
keeps horses
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[sobs]
healthy forever.
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[ Sniffles ] Horses live longer
than tortoises now.
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Is that what you want
for yourself?
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Maybe I just want you to care
if I run away yelling!
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Who saved room
for pill brûlée?
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Ooh!
[ Chuckles ]
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I can see why you chose
this family-friendly restaurant
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to represent
your cerebellum.
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So safe, so comfortable,
so Shoney's.
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But admit it, Rick -- you're
going crazy cooped up in here.
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Let's go visit
some memories.
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Oh,
any particular ones?
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You want to see
my first boner,
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or should we go straight
to the moment
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I discovered
interdimensional travel?
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[ Squeals ]
Ooh, your little flappy doodles
are twitching.
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Does that mean you're aroused,
or did you just get a signal
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that one of your buddies
found a grape?
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It's arousal.
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Yes, I'd like very much
to visit the memory
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of you inventing
your portal gun.
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Yeah, well, tough titties.
[ Rumbling ]
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There's no tougher titty
than a psychotic break, Rick.
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Well, that depends on who breaks
first -- me or the titty.
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Someone special
you remember?
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Is that your memory of her
out there --
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between where you were
on 9/11
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and your favorite
sports blooper?
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[ Whooshing ]
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If we stay here, you'll die,
along with all your memories.
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If you take me
where I want to go...
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she'll be there, too,
won't she?
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The day I invented the portal
gun is the day I lost her.
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Oh,
that sounds cool.
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I can get what I want
and you can say goodbye.
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[ Sighs ]
Fine, but I'm driving.
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...as an excuse
to strip away our freedom.
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Huh? What are you --
What are you doing?
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Grandpa Rick must have
some secret lab, right?
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With, like, laser guns and
jets packs and a space tank!
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And we can go
break him out of prison!
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Look at these dead flies!
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Maybe if we arrange them
in a certain order,
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it plays a hologram
or it opens a secret door.
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Summer,
you're freaking me out.
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I know things have changed
a lot, and I know you miss Rick,
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but getting him back
wouldn't make things better.
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And, you know,
we're not doing so bad.
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We're miserable, Morty!
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There's a mandatory curfew,
their weird calendar made me 47,
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and they weaponized
the Eiffel Tower!
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Hey, I like being 35.
I-I can rent a car now.
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Because you suck.
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You've been keeping
your lip zipped about it
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since Grandpa got arrested,
but the fact is,
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you're freaking stoked
to bail on him.
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He bails on everybody!
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He bailed on Mom
when she was a kid!
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He -- He bailed
on tiny planet!
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And in case I never made this
clear to you, Summer,
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he bailed on you.
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He left you to rot
in a world that he ruined
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because he doesn't care!
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Because nobody's special to him,
Summer,
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not even himself.
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So, if you really want your
grandpa back, grab a shovel.
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The one that won't let you down
is buried in your backyard!
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You're right!
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00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,473
What?!
No, I'm not right.
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I-I was using
ghoulish overkill!
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Ghoulish overkill,
Summer!
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[ Summer grunting ]
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Oh, God!
Oh, God!
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Whoa, whoa!
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Where are we going?
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To the day it all began...
and ended.
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The moment
that changed everything.
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Welcome to McDonald's.
Can I take your order?
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Yeah, I'd like to get
a 10-piece McNugget
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and a bunch
of the Szechuan sauce.
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Like, as much as you're allowed
to give me.
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In 1998, they had this promotion
for the Disney film "Mulan,"
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where they --
where they --
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they created a new sauce
for the McNuggets
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called Szechuan sauce,
and it's delicious!
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And then they got rid of it,
and now it's gone.
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This is the only place
we're gonna be able to
try it, is in my memory.
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Rick, you're doing this bit
while your brain is melting.
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Okay. All right,
all right.
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Is that...
- Me.
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I used to wear
blue pants.
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When'd you make the leap
to interdimensional travel?
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I didn't.
I did.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't us.
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You know the worst part
about inventing teleportation?
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Suddenly, you're able to travel
the whole galaxy,
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and the first thing
you learn is,
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you're the last guy
to invent teleportation.
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Fortunately, you're about
to invent something
much more powerful.
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[ Squeals ]
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What?
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Summer, nobody has to know
about that.
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We could put it right back
and pretend we never saw it,
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like we did
with Dad's mannequin leg.
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Fine, stay here.
- I'll rescue Grandpa myself.
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And how are you gonna
do that?
- I don't know yet.
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I'll make it up
as I go.
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That's what
Grandpa Rick does.
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That's what heroes do.
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Y-You want to see
what a hero Rick is?
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I-I'll bring you somewhere,
Summer.
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Um...
- My goodness, children.
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[ Sternly ] Relinquish
the illegal technology
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to the nearest
- Federation representative.
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[ Normal voice ] And then
we'll all play Balderdash.
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[ Both whimper, scream ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Farting ]
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♪♪
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[ Grunts ] Oh, my goodness!
Oh, oh! My goo--
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[ Crackling ]
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Oh, my God.
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I have
that exact same top.
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What is this place?
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And what's with
"Hunger Games" Summer?
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That's my sister.
- This used to be my home.
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Imagine doing
anything you want,
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then hopping to a timeline
where you never did it.
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Imagine going anywhere,
anytime,
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with nobody able
to stop you.
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Sounds lonely.
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Lonely? Dude,
you have yourself --
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your infinite selves.
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It's a nonstop party
where all the guests
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are the only person
we like.
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You think it's cool
being the smartest man on Earth,
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but once we give you
this technology,
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you become the smartest thing
in every conceivable universe --
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the Infinite Rick,
a god.
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Eh, pass.
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Excuse me?
- Bro, Ricks don't pass on this.
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Who do you think
you are?
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A different kind of Rick,
I guess.
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Well, we'll see how long
that lasts.
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I heard
sci-fi noises.
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Did you make
a breakthrough?
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Sort of.
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I just took
a long look at myself,
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and I don't think this
science thing is gonna pay off.
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Well, why don't I get Beth
and we'll go out for ice cream?
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That, Dianne,
is the last great idea
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that will ever be had
in this garage.
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[ Munching loudly ]
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Good roasted Cronenberg,
I assume.
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Mom, you're looking...
feral.
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I can't believe
Rick did this.
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These are the parts
of Rick's adventures
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you don't get to see --
the parts he leaves behind.
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All right,
it's been great, guys.
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I really only wanted to stop by
here for a quick "I told ya so."
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So, uh...
Looking for this?
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What are you doing
with that?!
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It stinks of Rick.
[ Grunts ]
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No! Why?!
Why would you do that?!
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W-W-What is the matter
with you people?!
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You're a bunch of back-savages,
backwoods savage morons!
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You can never leave.
She cannot remain.
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She stinks of Rick.
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[ All scream ]
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Hold your fire!
Hold your fire!
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I'm Morty C-137.
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We detected a compromised
portal gun. Where is your Rick?
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He's in prison.
Summer.
245
00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,522
He got captured
by the Federation
246
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,923
and we were going to
rescue him.
247
00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:21,359
Very troubling.
- We can't risk Citadel secrets
248
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,860
falling into
the Federation's hands.
249
00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,096
We'll dispatch S.E.A.L.
Team Ricks immediately
250
00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,965
to break into the prison
holding C-137.
251
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,467
Boo-yah.
- And assassinate him.
252
00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,202
Boo-nah?
253
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:34,973
[ Horn honks ]
Come on, girls!
The ice cream's gonna melt.
254
00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,941
[ Munching ]
255
00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:39,310
[ Whooshing ]
256
00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,313
[ Beeping ]
257
00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:49,387
Nooooooo!
258
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,223
Wow.
This sauce is fucking amazing.
259
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,658
You said it was promoting
a movie?
260
00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,193
[ Slurping ]
261
00:09:57,964 --> 00:10:00,498
Carry the three,
add a two.
262
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,335
I got it.
I fucking got it.
263
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,770
Whoa.
- I-Is that it, the portal gun?
264
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,906
Yeah.
That's the three lines of math
265
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,243
that separates my life
as a man from my life
as an unfeeling ghost.
266
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,711
Awesome-possum.
267
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,112
[ Whirring ]
268
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,547
Mission Control,
you getting this?
269
00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:18,283
Holy shit, yes!
Yes, we got it! Yeah!
270
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,253
Thanks, Rick. I'll try
to remember to shut
off the brainalyzer.
271
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,688
Actually, I think
- it shuts off automatically
272
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,090
once your brain
is liquid.
273
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,258
Don't know,
don't care.
274
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,193
Pull me out.
275
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,028
Hey, pull me out.
Can you hear me?
276
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,930
Nope, they cannot.
- Why not?
277
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,766
Because the code you just
uploaded wasn't actually
my portal-gun formula,
278
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,636
it was a virus giving me full
control over the brainalyzer.
279
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,404
What are you talking about?
This is a memory.
280
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,273
Y-You can't alter details
of a memory.
281
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,541
True, but you can alter
anything you want
282
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,978
about a totally fabricated
origin story.
283
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,613
It's a trap! Abort!
I'm still in his Shoney's!
284
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,615
Repeat -- we never left
his Shoney's!
285
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,917
Mission accomplished, boys.
Pull me out.
286
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,119
Roger that.
287
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,320
Okay, have fun in what's left
of my brain.
288
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,721
I'm gonna transfer
to yours.
289
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,723
Oh, there's not enough room
for all my genius,
290
00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,825
so I'm leaving you with
my fear of wicker furniture,
291
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,294
my desire
to play the trumpet,
292
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,762
my tentative plans
to purchase a hat,
293
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,430
and six years
of improv workshops.
294
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,798
Comedy comes in threes.
295
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,400
It's a trap! Abort!
We never left his --
296
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,735
[ Farts ]
- [ Laughs ]
297
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,704
No!
298
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:16,641
Another day,
another dollar.
299
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,243
Am I great insect creature
or what?!
300
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,444
Congratulations, Agent.
301
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,079
You'll be highly commended
for this.
302
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,114
Always wait for permission
to [burps] feel accomplishment.
303
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,483
That's my motto.
One thing
still perplexes me --
304
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,319
why would Rick Sanchez
turn himself in?
305
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,821
Well, I'm just a dumb-ass bug,
but it's possible Rick knew
306
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,523
he'd be interrogated
at this facility,
307
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,325
where we not only keep
our most wanted,
308
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,793
but our
most sensitive data.
309
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,594
Anyone here with level-nine
access could [burps]
310
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,330
I don't know,
collapse a government.
311
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,698
I'm just gonna go
take a dump.
312
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,800
Is it cool if I use
the level-nine bathroom?
313
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,202
W-W-What's the level-nine
master access code again?
314
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,771
Oh, that's easy --
8-3...
315
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:47,806
Yeah!
316
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,474
S.E.A.L. Team Ricks
in the house!
317
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,843
[ Screaming ]
318
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,011
Hi, Rick.
319
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,513
Bye, Rick.
320
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,018
D-99, y-you okay?
321
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,486
[ Grunting ]
322
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,723
I'm bummed I didn't get to give
that insect dick a test-drive.
323
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,658
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
T-The Council of Ricks sent us.
324
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:07,859
We have
your Morty and Summer.
325
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,361
They're prisoners
on the Citadel.
326
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,695
Great!
- [ Grunts ]
327
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,997
Security breach in room 6755.
328
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,400
Lovely. Not only
is my plan screwed up,
329
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,901
I also forgot
how to improvise.
330
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,870
All security people approach.
[ Grunts ]
331
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,072
Security breach.
332
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,880
A city of Grandpas?
333
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,582
Morty:
It's the Citadel of Ricks.
334
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,384
All the different Ricks
from all the different realities
335
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,052
got together to hide here
from the government.
336
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,854
But if every Rick
hates the government,
337
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,322
why would they
hate Grandpa?
338
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,324
Because Ricks hate themselves
the most.
339
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,026
And our Rick
is the most...himself.
340
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:43,328
Not anymore, homey.
341
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,729
S.E.A.L. Team Ricks
turned his unibrow
342
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,198
into two brows --
with a bullet.
343
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,433
[ Laughter ]
344
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,236
Your Rick's dead!
Your Rick's dead!
345
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,505
♪♪
346
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,841
Sir, Rick D-99 is returning
from the mission alone.
347
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:59,911
Apparently, S.E.A.L. Team Ricks
suffered heavy casualties.
348
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,246
Bring him in.
349
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,048
He says he'll only talk to
a Rick with higher clearance.
350
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,750
La-di-da.
Give me that.
351
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:09,287
D-99, this is the commander in
chief of the Citadel's militia.
352
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,456
Go[burps] --
good enough.
353
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,927
He's a spy. Blow him up.
I'm gonna go take a shit.
354
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,196
Operating
an unregistered portal gun,
355
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,764
radicalizing a Summer,
356
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,433
conspiring with
a traitorous Rick.
357
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,600
How do you plead?
358
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,068
How is this
a fair trial?
359
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,570
O-Our lawyer
is a Morty.
360
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,872
It's not fair, you have no
rights, and he's not a lawyer.
361
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,607
We just keep him here
because he's fun.
362
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,975
Look at him go.
363
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,110
[ Laughs ]
- Ha ha, yeah!
364
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,646
We'll be lenient
if you renounce your Rick.
365
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,114
What say you, Summer?
366
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,315
I say fuck you!
367
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,917
My grandpa was my hero.
368
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,752
You killed him
- because you were jealous of him.
369
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,420
That's pretty obvious
from the haircuts.
370
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,722
So do what you want to me,
but let my brother go.
371
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,324
He already
renounced Rick.
372
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,559
Morty?
373
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,960
[ Whispers indistinctly ]
What?
374
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,563
N-No, I don't want to see
your Pog collection.
375
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,932
I don't renounce Rick,
and I never have.
376
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,434
I was just trying
to protect my sister.
377
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,102
I wanted you to have
a normal life.
378
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,071
That's something you can't have
when Rick shows up.
379
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,841
Everything real turns fake.
Everything right is wrong.
380
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,643
All you know is that you know
nothing and he knows everything.
381
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,413
And, well -- well,
- he's not a villain, Summer,
382
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,148
but he shouldn't be
your hero.
383
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,485
He's more like a demon
or a super fucked up god.
384
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,753
Let's not suck the ghost
of his dick too hard.
385
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,288
He was a terrorist,
and now he's dead.
386
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,257
Oh, yeah? If you think
my Rick's dead, he's alive.
387
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,426
And if you think you're safe,
he's coming for you!
388
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,562
[ All grumbling ]
389
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,665
[ Whistling ]
390
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,200
Hey, whoa, whoa!
- What are you doing in here?
391
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,703
This area's for teleporting
the entire Citadel
392
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,339
to somewhere else
- using only buttons and dials.
393
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,007
Yeah, well,
it's a bad idea
394
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,977
to have it designed
that way then, isn't it?
395
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:41,880
[ Whirring ]
396
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,884
[ Screaming ]
What the fuck
397
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,486
We just teleported into
a galactic federal prison.
398
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,989
I'm gonna go take a shit.
[ Alarm blaring ]
399
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,390
Lawyer Morty:
Order in the court!
400
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,192
Whoa! What the hell?!
Oh, my God!
401
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,061
[ Screaming ]
402
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,831
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no!
403
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:05,403
Whoa!
[ Screaming ]
404
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,938
Whoa!
405
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:17,649
The Citadel's been teleported
to [burps] Federation space.
406
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,184
It's doomed.
This has to be C-137, you guys.
407
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:21,886
What are we gonna do?!
You know he's coming for us.
408
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,155
All right, calm down!
We have his Summer as a hostage.
409
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,323
Obviously, I get her.
410
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,893
You guys play Rick, Laser,
Scissors for the Morty.
411
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:30,895
W-W-What the hell
is that?
412
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,464
Payback.
413
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,999
[ Screaming ]
414
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,534
Grandpa Rick!
415
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,102
Duh!
- You're alive!
416
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,405
Rick!
- Morty, take this.
- You're gonna need it later.
417
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,776
♪♪
418
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,678
Hold on, hold on.
Whoa!
419
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,279
Council Member:
That's enough, Rick.
420
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,081
What -- What's this
supposed to accomplish?
421
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,083
We have infinite
grandkids.
422
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,052
You're trying to use
Disney bucks at a
Caesar's Palace here.
423
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,621
That's a bluff.
He's bluffing, sir. He loves me.
424
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,190
You're a rogue Rick --
irrational, passionate.
425
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,926
You love your grandkids.
You came to rescue them.
426
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,728
I came to kill you,
bro.
427
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,263
That's not even
my original Summer.
428
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,098
Oh, my God. He's not bluffing.
He's not bluffing!
429
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,067
R-Rick?
Why not shoot through her?
430
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,302
20 yards, nine-gauge
plasma pistol,
431
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,771
My first shot would liquify
her insides and injure you,
432
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,440
second shot adds recoil.
433
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,609
The risk to me is minimized
if I wait for you to shoot her,
434
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,043
which I'm encouraging you
to do.
435
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,612
What the fuck
Or let her go,
436
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,380
which I will reward
with a quicker death.
437
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,948
Because you love her!
438
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,718
Because it's incentive for you
to give me my cleanest shot,
439
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,386
which will be your
least painful death.
440
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,888
But if you want to die slower
than that, I'm super into it.
441
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,890
All you got to do to get
that started is kill the girl.
442
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,259
I hate you!
- Not an issue, sweetie.
443
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,128
That's enough!
Drop the gun, Rick!
444
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,963
Morty, I know you're too stupid
to get this,
445
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,632
but you're really fucking
this up right now.
446
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,167
I'm not letting you
let my sister die!
Drop the gun!
447
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:45,169
I wasn't gonna let her die,
you fucking moron!
448
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:46,404
Ha!
- Aww.
449
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,006
The point is he thought
I was going to.
450
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,440
I totally did,
by the way.
451
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,908
You're a fucking
moron, Morty.
452
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,176
Morty,
you fucking idiot!
453
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,911
You're a serious
fucking idiot, Morty!
454
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,480
You basically
killed us all!
455
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,115
You're the worst!
You're as dumb as
a bag of sand.
456
00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:01,519
[ All yelling ]
457
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,987
[ Screaming ]
458
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,656
Who's stupid now,
bitch?!
459
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,691
Morty,
we just got him back!
460
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:07,992
[ Laughs ]
461
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,427
That was amazing,
Morty.
462
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,795
Oh, my God.
Wow.
463
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,197
Okay, let's wrap this...
464
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,500
Good job, Morty.
Let's go, kids.
465
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,834
What?!
What happened?
466
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,603
Oldest Rick trick
in the book.
467
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,672
"Fake gun,
shoot me in standoff."
468
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,973
Brilliant.
- Ha, yeah.
469
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,509
G-Good thing
I saw that note.
470
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,579
♪♪
471
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,517
Can't we just
portal home?
472
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,285
Not until I finish
what I started.
473
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,188
And that is how you get
level-nine access
474
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,690
without a password.
475
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,458
Freeze!
476
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,326
Employee of the month,
ladies and gentlemen.
477
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,395
So, what are you doing
with level-nine access anyways?
478
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:47,198
Destroying the [burps]
galactic government.
Awesome! Whoa, cool!
479
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,300
Are you going to set all their
nukes to target each other?
480
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,069
Ooh, or -- or reprogram
their military portals
481
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,737
to disintegrate
- their entire space fleet?
482
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,806
Good pitches, kids.
I'm almost proud.
483
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,075
But watch closely as Grandpa
topples an empire
484
00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,378
by changing a one...
to a zero.
485
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,883
Mr. President, the Blemflarck's
value just dropped to nothing.
486
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,187
What do you mean?
I mean, our single centralized
galactic currency
487
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,990
just went from being worth one
of itself to zero of itself.
488
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,859
[ Panicked murmuring ]
Calm down, people.
489
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,228
Deploy the galactic militia
and declare martial law.
490
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,229
Yes, sir.
491
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,064
Uh, what should I
pay them with?
492
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,000
Their payment is the honor
they'll feel to serve their --
493
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,002
Wait. Who's paying me
to yell at this guy?
494
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,405
I can answer that --
for money.
495
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,906
I never thought I'd live
to see this day.
[ Panicked murmuring ]
496
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,274
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
gentlemen!
497
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,777
There's a solution here
you're not seeing.
498
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,949
Give me your jacket!
Give me those pants!
499
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,385
[ Indistinct shouting ]
500
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,755
[ Indistinct shouting ]
501
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,023
Insectoid Employee: There's
no rich people or poor people!
502
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,759
I want more jackets!
503
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,428
He who controls the pants
controls the galaxy!
504
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,931
[ Whimpering ]
505
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,735
[ Gasps ]
506
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,339
[ Whimpering ]
507
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:08,913
No longer will the insects
have domain over surface world!
508
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,754
[ Whimpering ]
509
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,056
Jerry, what the hell
is happening?!
510
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,125
The galactic government
collapsed.
511
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,393
Are you okay?
512
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:24,061
Look, I-I'm not proud to share
this, but the truth is,
513
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,797
I just kept crawling,
and it kept working.
514
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,632
[ Gasps ]
- Oh, I'm glad
you're okay.
515
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,669
Are we ever going to stop paying
for indulging your father?
516
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,605
Our children, our planet,
our jobs?
517
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,073
Is there anything left
to lose?
518
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,442
Just each other,
- and I'll never let you go.
519
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:41,546
And I'm so sorry
I ever did this to us.
520
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:44,415
Guess who dismantled
the government?
521
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,350
Please don't
leave me again.
I never will, baby.
522
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,319
I was right.
He turned himself in on purpose.
523
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,754
It was all part
of his plan!
524
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,322
Jerry, is there any
light beer left?
525
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,090
It's insane what you miss
in prison.
526
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,092
Um...okay.
No.
527
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,161
No, no, no.
Foot down time.
528
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,796
No, you're right.
Where's the vodka?
529
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,065
Beth,
it's him or me!
530
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,871
Seems like you guys
need some privacy.
531
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,207
I'll, uh --
I'll be in the garage.
532
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,645
What the fuck
Not cool, Jerry!
533
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,449
A man's garage
is his castle.
534
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:19,384
[ Beeps ]
535
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,790
Jerry's going to...
536
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,859
spend some time...
537
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,126
divorced.
538
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,828
Oh, I-I'm sorry
to hear that, sweetie.
539
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,230
I hope I had nothing
to do with that.
540
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,999
Oh, God, Dad, that is not
your burden to bear.
541
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,835
I feel terrible
that I misjudged you.
542
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,637
This is gonna be good
for Jerry.
543
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,572
For everybody.
For everybody.
544
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:42,807
[ Text whooshes ]
545
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,709
I better tend to Jerry
546
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,378
before he changes his mind
and doesn't move out.
547
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,714
I will leave you two
to your adventures.
548
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,415
Oh, my God. Nancy says
549
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,918
they're drawing and quartering
aliens in the school courtyard,
550
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,220
and it technically counts
as patriotism.
551
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,190
Geez! Are my parents seriously
gonna get divorced?
552
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:00,591
All right, Rick,
I'm gonna go to my --
553
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,493
Not so fast, Morty.
You heard your mom.
554
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:05,029
We've got adventures to go on,
Morty -- just you and me --
555
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,064
and sometimes your sister
and sometimes your mom,
556
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,566
but never your dad.
557
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,067
You want to know why, Morty?
Because he crossed me.
558
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,903
Okay, take it easy, Rick.
T-T-That's dark.
559
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,404
Oh, it gets darker,
Morty.
560
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,373
Welcome to the darkest year
of our adventures.
561
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,909
First thing that's different --
no more Dad, Morty.
- Oh, geez.
562
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,410
He threatened to turn me in
to the government,
563
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,512
so I made him
- and the government go away.
564
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:22,747
Oh fuck
565
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,116
I've rep[burps]laced them both
as the de facto patriarch
566
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,884
of your family
and your universe.
567
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,753
Your mom wouldn't have accepted
me if I came home...
- Oh, man.
568
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,354
...without you
and your sister,
569
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,189
so now you know the real reason
I rescued you.
- Oh!
570
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,758
I just took over the
family, Morty, and if
you tell your mom...
571
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,893
Oh, man.
- ...or sister I said any of this,
I'll deny it,
572
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,428
You're gonna deny it.
...and they'll take my side
because I'm a hero, Morty.
573
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:38,930
And now you're gonna
have to go...
- Oh.
574
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,598
...and do whatever I say,
Morty, forever!
575
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,466
And I'll -- I'll go out
and I'll find some more of that
576
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:45,603
"Mulan" Szechuan teriyaki
dipping sauce, Morty.
577
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,972
What are you talking about?
Because that's -- that's
what this is all about, Morty.
578
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:49,607
Szechuan?
That's my one-armed man!
579
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,742
I'm not driven by avenging
my dead family, Morty!
580
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,044
That was fake.
581
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:54,578
I-I-I'm driven by finding
that McNugget sauce.
582
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:56,881
McNuggets?
- I want that "Mulan"
McNugget sauce, Morty!
583
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,149
That's my series arc, Morty.
What the hell?
584
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,451
If it takes
nine seasons,
585
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,187
I want my McNugget dipping
sauce, Szechuan sauce, Morty.
What are you talking about,
Rick?
586
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:05,056
That's what's gonna take us
all the way to the end, Morty.
What are you
talking about?!
587
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:06,657
Season -- Nine more
seasons, Morty.
588
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,126
Nine more seasons until I get
that dipping Szechuan sauce.
589
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,062
What is that?!
For 97 more years, Morty!
590
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:12,263
What are you
talking about?!
591
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:14,298
I want that McNugget sauce,
Morty!
592
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,001
♪♪
593
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:50,501
Is it ready?
594
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,303
Yes.
- We can bring it online now.
595
00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:53,538
Do it.
596
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,610
I am Phoenix Person.
597
00:22:59,645 --> 00:23:01,712
Phoenix Person?
- Is that what we settled on?
598
00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:03,647
I thought we all agreed
on Cyber Bird.
599
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,349
You said you didn't care
what he was called
600
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,884
as long as
we brought him back.
601
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,352
Yeah,
but Phoenix Person?
602
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,954
Fine fuck it.
Who cares?
603
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,355
[ Grunts ]
604
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,191
Ka-kaw!