1 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:08,529 Beth: You two are hungry. 2 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:10,053 -It's a big day. -We're gonna kill God. 3 00:00:10,096 --> 00:00:11,619 -Come again? -Christian god is real. 4 00:00:11,663 --> 00:00:12,881 He's been asleep for thousands of years, 5 00:00:12,925 --> 00:00:14,274 We're gonna sneak up there and kill 'em. 6 00:00:14,318 --> 00:00:15,623 Mob style. Just whack his ass. 7 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:16,885 -Can I kill God? -Fuck off, Summer. 8 00:00:16,929 --> 00:00:18,452 -As if. -Beth, do you hear this? 9 00:00:18,496 --> 00:00:19,714 Sweetie, don't get all worked up 10 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,194 before your job interview. 11 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:22,543 -Job interview? -Yes. 12 00:00:22,587 --> 00:00:23,718 Is that so hard to believe? 13 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,068 Actually, yeah. 14 00:00:25,111 --> 00:00:26,199 Something's off. 15 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:28,201 ♫ ♫ 16 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:29,202 No! 17 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:30,203 (screams) 18 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:31,378 Shit! 19 00:00:31,422 --> 00:00:34,816 ♫ ♫ 20 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,079 Mr. Always: Hunt me! 21 00:00:36,122 --> 00:00:39,560 Hunt me! Hunt me! Somebody hunt me! 22 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:41,301 Don't hunt him -to completion! -Hunt me! 23 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:42,737 (watch beeps) Oh, shit. Um... 24 00:00:42,781 --> 00:00:44,913 Everyone start packing. N-No time to explain. 25 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:46,219 Rick? Dad, what's wrong? 26 00:00:46,263 --> 00:00:47,916 Someone just killed a decoy family. 27 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,962 I'm Mr. Always Wants To Be Hunted! 28 00:00:50,005 --> 00:00:53,096 Yes, and how interesting did you think that would stay?! 29 00:00:53,139 --> 00:01:20,692 ♫ ♫ 30 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,800 {\an8}Series brought to you by Sailor420 !!! Hope you enjoy the Series !!! 31 00:01:24,850 --> 00:01:26,129 Morty: You made clones of us? 32 00:01:26,172 --> 00:01:28,131 Decoys, Morty. Very different. 33 00:01:28,174 --> 00:01:30,307 -Very different, sweetie. -Different h-h-- Ow! 34 00:01:30,350 --> 00:01:31,873 Yeah, Dad. Different h-how? 35 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,614 Lotta people out there want a piece of this, sweetie. 36 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:35,268 I'm cool, and it makes them feel bad. 37 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:37,140 So, y'know, after that trouble with Space Beth, 38 00:01:37,183 --> 00:01:38,837 I made passable copies of the family 39 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:39,968 and placed them around the country 40 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:41,622 as a buffer zone to protect -- 41 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,189 But why does he always -want to be hunted? -Jerry... 42 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,148 That's not important -right now, Dad. -Sure, guys. 43 00:01:45,191 --> 00:01:46,801 Rick can make secret decoys of the family 44 00:01:46,845 --> 00:01:48,629 and place them all around the country, 45 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:50,153 but fuck me if I have questions 46 00:01:50,196 --> 00:01:52,155 about the Starfish Man in a target suit. 47 00:01:52,198 --> 00:01:54,157 So thankful this is my Saturday. 48 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,810 Why was he in that cryo-pod?! 49 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:57,464 The cryopod is what confuses you? 50 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:59,466 Jerry, can't you see we've moved on to higher stakes? 51 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:01,642 Well, I don't see any stakes at all. 52 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:05,472 ♫ ♫ 53 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:07,735 (Morty laughs) 54 00:02:07,779 --> 00:02:10,825 (watch beeps) Ah, shit! 55 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:12,697 Guess we'll just be saying ciao bella 56 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:14,394 to our deposit, then --Shut up and pack, Jerry. 57 00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:17,005 Squids just killed a decoy family. Decoy family? 58 00:02:17,049 --> 00:02:18,659 Is this is why you wanted to get out of town? 59 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:19,834 You think I'd lie to you 60 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:21,358 about why we're on vacation, Morty? 61 00:02:21,401 --> 00:02:22,663 I wouldn't lie to you. 62 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:24,883 Well, that's a lie. Huh... 63 00:02:24,926 --> 00:02:26,667 So, someone out there is trying to kill us? 64 00:02:26,711 --> 00:02:28,016 Someone's always trying to kill us -- 65 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:29,583 That's what the decoys are for. 66 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:33,326 They go on fun, self-contained terrestrial adventures and... 67 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,023 take bullets meant for us. 68 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:36,373 Shit. 69 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:38,723 (screams) No! 70 00:02:40,072 --> 00:02:41,552 (watch beeps) Oh, shit. 71 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,728 Decoy family. 72 00:02:43,771 --> 00:02:44,946 I think Dad was still outside. 73 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:46,687 Wh-Wh-What's a decoy family? 74 00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:48,341 Hard concept, Morty. Hard concept. 75 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:50,213 I've never really cracked it, if I'm being honest. 76 00:02:50,256 --> 00:02:52,606 Decided it was maybe better as a kind of kinetic mislead 77 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:54,217 -for another special episode! -Oh, cool. 78 00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:58,046 Announcer: We now return to "When Wolf." 79 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,700 Whoa. A time-traveling wolf? 80 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:02,050 -Count me in. -Yeah, I never thought of the where in werewolf 81 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:03,530 like who, what, when and where. 82 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:05,097 C-Clever wordplay! 83 00:03:05,140 --> 00:03:07,273 When Wolf. Dracula. 84 00:03:07,317 --> 00:03:08,883 You know why I'm here. 85 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,276 I'm safe here, Ian. 86 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,235 Christianity hasn't been invented yet -- 87 00:03:12,278 --> 00:03:14,628 Crosses are just baby T's to me now. 88 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:15,890 I got out. 89 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:18,415 Please, don't invite me back in. 90 00:03:18,458 --> 00:03:21,069 Huh, kinda mucked it up with -this Dracula stuff. -You're right. 91 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:22,984 It shows a lack of faith in their core concept, 92 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:24,769 I'd much rather watch When Wolf go to the '20s 93 00:03:24,812 --> 00:03:26,379 and invest in the stock market -- 94 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:28,947 but then eat people. Yeah. 95 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:32,907 Look, if you really want to know 96 00:03:32,951 --> 00:03:35,258 what happened to Beth's mom, it -- Whup. 97 00:03:35,301 --> 00:03:37,129 Squid aliens just killed a decoy family. 98 00:03:37,172 --> 00:03:39,305 Decoy family? You made more clones? 99 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:41,481 Clones are like 32% of all sci-fi, sweetie. 100 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:43,918 You don't get to own 'clones. Yes, I made some decoys. 101 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:45,268 They're exactly like us, 102 00:03:45,311 --> 00:03:46,791 with a few tweaks and a backdoor shutdown. 103 00:03:46,834 --> 00:03:48,923 Do you just get hard creating sentient life? 104 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:51,143 Actually, I get hard protecting my family. Ew. 105 00:03:51,186 --> 00:03:53,841 -Gross. -Yeah, now everyone gets killer doppelgangers. 106 00:03:53,885 --> 00:03:55,278 -Cool deal. -The decoys are harmless, Beth. 107 00:03:55,321 --> 00:03:56,975 Grandpa Rick, do the decoys know they're decoys? 108 00:03:57,018 --> 00:03:59,107 They wouldn't be very good decoys if they did, Sum Sum. 109 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:00,935 So they think they're us? That's the deal. 110 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:04,025 How do you know we're not decoys? 111 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:05,592 Oh, my God. We're decoys. 112 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:07,115 Oh, God. We might not be real. 113 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:08,334 W-We might be decoys! M-Morty, quick! 114 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:09,988 -Wh-Wh-What do I do? -My failsafe, Morty. 115 00:04:10,031 --> 00:04:11,337 M-M-My final, secret failsafe. 116 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:13,121 I-It proves I'm real. You have to help me. 117 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:14,209 I-I-I'd never joke about this. 118 00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:15,863 There's a barcode, Morty. 119 00:04:15,907 --> 00:04:17,212 A-A barcode on the interior of my left ass cheek. 120 00:04:17,256 --> 00:04:18,605 What? Morty, please, I'm begging you. 121 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:19,650 I'm not looking at your ass. 122 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:20,955 Please, Morty! Is it there? 123 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:22,609 God damn it! Just tell me if I'm real! 124 00:04:22,653 --> 00:04:23,784 Morty, do it! 125 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,133 (farts) Gross! 126 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:26,744 Dad! (laughs) Summer, you fucking idiot. 127 00:04:26,787 --> 00:04:28,311 -We're not decoys. -Wh-Why did I get punished?! 128 00:04:28,354 --> 00:04:30,487 A, decoys don't build decoys, and, B, you think 129 00:04:30,530 --> 00:04:32,184 the mere suggestion I'm fake would break me? 130 00:04:32,227 --> 00:04:33,968 -Christ, I'm not your mom. -Fuck off. 131 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:35,883 (watch beeps) Jeez, these guys really wanna kill me bad. 132 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:37,232 Alright. Here's the plan. 133 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:38,973 We're gonna hide out with a decoy family, 134 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:40,801 and when these squids show up, we jump their asses. 135 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:42,629 Jerry! Come on! Family emergency. 136 00:04:42,673 --> 00:04:45,719 A bigger emergency than my lemon squares not setting? 137 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,460 They're gluten free, sugar free, 138 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:50,855 and lemon free. 139 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:54,815 Think you got the wrong house, bro. 140 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:57,905 Analysis Mode. Password 8-0-0-8-5. 141 00:04:57,949 --> 00:04:59,559 Kind of expected a funnier password. 142 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:01,169 I didn't plan on showing them off. 143 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:03,911 Damn. Like "Westworld."Yes, Morty, like "Westworld." 144 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:06,174 But don't fuck them. -S-Summer! -Whatever, creep. 145 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:08,176 I'm gonna see how accurate you got my room. 146 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,483 Rick, when you say you made an exact replica of the house, 147 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:13,094 d-did you mean like, y'know, a-a-an exact replica? 148 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:14,531 I know about the Yosemite t-shirt, Morty. 149 00:05:14,574 --> 00:05:17,011 -Shit. -You know you can use tissues, right? 150 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:18,578 I can't finish without it. 151 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:21,364 So you do know what a happy family looks like. 152 00:05:21,407 --> 00:05:23,670 I know what a fake one looks like. 153 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:26,194 Morty: Uh, Rick? Rick: What? 154 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:28,240 Did you use this house to make decoys, too? 155 00:05:28,283 --> 00:05:30,198 What? Morty, why the fuck would I do that? 156 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:32,940 You think I'd go somewhere else to -- 157 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:35,682 Okay. Well, I am now less worried about the squids. 158 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:38,424 Isolate head at normal processing. 159 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,383 What the fuck you think you're doing down there? 160 00:05:40,426 --> 00:05:42,733 -You're making decoys? -Wait, how do you -- 161 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,691 Oh, God. Summer was right. 162 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:46,040 Everyone in the car. 163 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:48,695 You said decoys didn't make decoys. 164 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:49,870 And, usually, they don't. 165 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,263 But again, it's nothing to worry about, 166 00:05:51,306 --> 00:05:53,091 because decoys are harmless. 167 00:05:53,134 --> 00:05:54,701 Just have to, y'know, visit the rest 168 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:57,225 -and terminate the program. -Terminate? They're alive, Dad. 169 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:58,575 And at some point, they won't be, 170 00:05:58,618 --> 00:06:00,054 That's how existing works. 171 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:01,447 W-W-What, are you gonna save every stray cat? 172 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,884 No, but I can resist making more of them in a lab. 173 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:05,451 Gah, look! Save the empathy. 174 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:06,974 It's more termite infestation than "Blade Runner" -- 175 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,236 I still think we're decoys. 176 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,760 You just want an excuse to stop trying. 177 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:10,891 Yeah. And? 178 00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:12,415 Oooh. There's a handsome fellow. 179 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:14,808 Uh-oh. 180 00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:16,897 I thought you made them harmless. 181 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:19,117 I don't remember making this one. 182 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:22,555 Oh, hi, Rick. Family, me? 183 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:23,948 Hey, when did you all leave? 184 00:06:23,991 --> 00:06:26,080 Analysis Mode. 8-0-0-8-5. 185 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,430 Hmm? N-Nothing, buddy. 186 00:06:27,473 --> 00:06:28,735 You-you gotta stop with all that coffee. 187 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:29,910 It's making you loopy. 188 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:30,998 H-Happy Analysis Mode. 189 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:33,261 Happy Analysis Mode to you, too! 190 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:36,090 Think you got the wrong house, bro. 191 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:37,788 Analysis Mode. Password 8-0-0 -- 192 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,267 Shit! You think I'm a decoy? 193 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:40,921 How do you know about the decoys! 194 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:42,445 They were my idea! 195 00:06:42,488 --> 00:06:44,621 Jerry: Well, now I know you're pranking me. 196 00:06:44,664 --> 00:06:46,927 Rick: Analysis Mode. Password 8-equal-sign 197 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:50,453 equal-sign-capital "D." 198 00:06:50,496 --> 00:06:51,149 Hide. 199 00:06:51,192 --> 00:06:53,281 What?! Hide! 200 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:57,155 ♫ ♫ 201 00:06:57,198 --> 00:06:59,113 Morty: Wow. Like -- Like "Ex Machina." 202 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:00,767 Rick: Yes, Morty, like "Ex Machina." 203 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,508 But don't fuck them. -Summer! -Summer: Whatever, weirdo. 204 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:04,292 I'm gonna see how wrong you got my room. 205 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:06,599 Beth: So you do know what a loving family looks like. 206 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:07,948 A simulated one, yes. 207 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:09,950 -Why are we hiding? -He thinks he's me, 208 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:12,039 and I was about to start terminating decoys. 209 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:14,172 -But we're not decoys. -Sure, tell him that. 210 00:07:14,215 --> 00:07:16,653 Morty: Rick? Did you make decoys here, too? 211 00:07:16,696 --> 00:07:18,481 Rick: Morty, what reason could I have for -- 212 00:07:18,524 --> 00:07:20,308 What the... 213 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:22,136 Isolate head at normal processing! 214 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:24,051 You dumb asshole, you made decoys? 215 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,662 Again, they were my idea. 216 00:07:25,705 --> 00:07:27,315 Wait, w-what happened to the other guy? 217 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:29,709 Other guy?(rustling) 218 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:33,017 Wait, that means I'm a decoy. Fuckin' Summer. 219 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:34,497 Check the closets. 220 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:37,500 -Killer decoys! -They've gone rogue! 221 00:07:37,543 --> 00:07:39,327 Take out the decoys! 222 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:41,504 Shit. Somebody put a gun in my teeth! 223 00:07:41,547 --> 00:07:42,896 Stop shooting, Dad. They're us, 224 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:44,158 We don't have to fight them! 225 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:45,551 Classic prisoners dilemma, Beth. 226 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,248 I-I'm a cool guy, I -- Y'know? I can talk it out. 227 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:48,815 But that asshole... Me? 228 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:50,861 You decoy piece of shit. You're the one who shot first! 229 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,166 We can work this out! 230 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,646 Just stop trying to kill each other! 231 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:55,430 Sorry, Decoy Beth, but this only ends one way -- 232 00:07:55,474 --> 00:07:56,997 with one of us accepting we're a decoy. 233 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,651 And once he knows he's a decoy, 234 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:00,435 he'll know he won't be safe until he's killed the real Rick, 235 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:02,002 along with anyone who thinks he's him. 236 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:04,657 Pretty perceptive, for a decoy. 237 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,006 This is getting nowhere. 238 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,530 Let's charge their asses on three. 239 00:08:07,573 --> 00:08:09,836 -Do we have to do this? -Morty, this is gonna sound bad, 240 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,534 but would you trust me not to kill you? 241 00:08:11,577 --> 00:08:13,536 -Oof. -I mean good point but Jesus Christ. 242 00:08:13,579 --> 00:08:15,189 We rush 'em on three. Ready? 243 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:16,843 -I don't wanna kill us, Rick. -It's them or us, Morty. 244 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:18,192 I don't trust me. Do you trust you? 245 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:20,020 Yes? Freak. 246 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:22,936 (all screaming) 247 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,242 Rick: Before you say anything, 248 00:08:24,285 --> 00:08:25,852 they were already killing each other. 249 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:28,072 Well, you could've -done something. -Not sure, actually. 250 00:08:28,115 --> 00:08:29,421 I've heard stories about this. 251 00:08:29,464 --> 00:08:31,554 We're looking at a possible Asimov Cascade. 252 00:08:31,597 --> 00:08:33,207 -Sorry, what's happening? -I need an explainer, too. 253 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:34,426 Yeah I-I'm pretty behind on this one. 254 00:08:34,469 --> 00:08:36,689 Car, can I get a whiteboard? 255 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,386 When Squids started killing decoys, 256 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:39,953 decoys started checking their decoys 257 00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:41,564 and learning that they're making decoys. 258 00:08:41,607 --> 00:08:43,609 That's making them seek out and run into other decoys, 259 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:45,393 making them realize they're decoys, 260 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,961 making them start to kill other decoys. 261 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,397 -Say "decoy" again. -Fuck you. 262 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:50,616 Well, how do we stop it? 263 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,096 Beth, the loop's already started, 264 00:08:52,139 --> 00:08:54,707 It's basically "Highlander" rules now. 265 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:55,926 Really? 1986? 266 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,144 "There can be only one?" 267 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,450 Shit. We gotta rent it after this, 268 00:08:58,493 --> 00:08:59,712 Connery plays "The Spaniard," 269 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:01,584 but does nothing about his accent. 270 00:09:01,627 --> 00:09:03,063 Well, what about the squids? I mean, they started this. 271 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:04,064 Would killing them finish it? 272 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:05,413 Might work. Alt pitch. 273 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:06,937 We just terminate the rest of the decoys. 274 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,504 Nobody's terminating anything. This is your mess. 275 00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:11,724 Nobody else with our face and memories has to die. 276 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:14,335 Beth, as much as your passion warms my cold, cold heart, 277 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,815 this thing feels pretty far gone. 278 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,730 Not only are the decoys liable to be anywhere, 279 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,514 but also, we don't know how many there are. 280 00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:21,081 You get far enough down the decoy line 281 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,256 and shit starts to get weird. 282 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,910 You ever make a copy of a copy? 283 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:26,347 You're helping us fix this. We're taking out the squids. 284 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:29,002 I say we split up. Some of us take down squids 285 00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:30,264 while the rest of us --Engage in B-stories 286 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,614 we'll have to track simultaneously? 287 00:09:31,657 --> 00:09:32,919 No thank yeeew! 288 00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:34,442 We stick together till this is all wrapped up. 289 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:35,966 I dunno -- The squids seem pretty good 290 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,010 at taking out Smith families. 291 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,272 Well, this'll sound weird, 292 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:40,535 but I think I have a pitch for that. 293 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:44,670 This costume smells like ass! 294 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,367 -God, there's no pleasing you. -It's really bad, Rick. 295 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,282 Did you let a gym coach break it in? 296 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:49,544 Why are we wearing these? 297 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,329 Because we'll fit in and avoid detection 298 00:09:51,372 --> 00:09:52,678 as we take out all the squids. 299 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:54,158 Might also help us anonymously 300 00:09:54,201 --> 00:09:55,768 take out excess decoys, if we have to. 301 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,465 -Which we won't. -Unless we're decoys. 302 00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:59,467 He's starting to wonder. I knew it. 303 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:01,556 I knew we didn't seem like Colorado people. 304 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,210 (chuckling) Oh, my God! You are, aren't you? 305 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:04,690 You're worried you might be fake! 306 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,126 Sure, Beth. Try to love this more. 307 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,562 Just glad you have to walk a mile 308 00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:09,782 in someone else's -squid costume. -There's one. 309 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,654 H-Hey what are they mad at you for, anyway? 310 00:10:11,697 --> 00:10:13,525 Well, we're talking about me. It could be anything. 311 00:10:13,568 --> 00:10:15,309 Maybe jealous of my penis size. 312 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:18,138 I had sex with their queen. My dick's too big. 313 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:19,792 The list goes on and on. 314 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:25,798 ♫ ♫ 315 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,017 Alright. Hey, one down! 316 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,236 Probably, what, 40 more to go? 45? 317 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,021 Should be pretty easy, unless killing them 318 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,239 brings in a bigger bad 319 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,501 or some kind of horrible mothership. 320 00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:34,807 Okay, let's loot their shit, 321 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:37,680 find their weaknesses, be done by sundown. 322 00:10:37,723 --> 00:10:39,290 Huh. Wait. 323 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:42,336 But if the squids are decoys, and we dressed as squids... 324 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,686 Well, I think I found their weakness. 325 00:10:43,729 --> 00:10:45,862 They don't fucking listen to me. 326 00:10:45,905 --> 00:10:47,167 (coughs) 327 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:50,693 Honestly, probably for the best. 328 00:10:54,609 --> 00:10:58,831 (laughs)! 329 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,224 Man, I'm good. 330 00:11:00,267 --> 00:11:02,748 (watch beeps)(sighs) 331 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:07,622 ♫ ♫ 332 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,015 Dad! 333 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,843 (all scream) 334 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:15,195 ♫ ♫ 335 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,588 (sighs) 336 00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:17,937 ♫ ♫ 337 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:20,723 Argh! Hey! 338 00:11:20,766 --> 00:11:21,854 Ugh! 339 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,856 (sighs) 340 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:24,857 (electricity crackles) 341 00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,554 (sobs) 342 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:29,862 ♫ ♫ 343 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:32,256 (sighing) Ugh! 344 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,041 (watch beeps) 345 00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,260 Oh, shit. One of mine. 346 00:11:36,303 --> 00:11:37,740 -Where are we going? -Off grid, Morty. 347 00:11:37,783 --> 00:11:39,480 We're gonna live in the woods, like Libertarians. 348 00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,091 We'll hunt rabbits and trade with, like, 349 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,571 little pieces of gold bar that we cut off with a knife. 350 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,138 -That licks. -We might be decoys, Summer. 351 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:47,575 -Everything about this licks. -Oh, maybe now you'll empathize 352 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:48,968 with the decoys you're killing. 353 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,753 Wait, shh. It's too quiet. 354 00:11:50,796 --> 00:11:53,756 -You skipped quiet. -I didn't skip shit. 355 00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:55,148 It's obviously quiet if it's too quiet. 356 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:56,628 Yeah, but you're supposed to say -- 357 00:11:56,671 --> 00:11:58,891 You know what, Summer, now it's not quiet enough. 358 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:10,250 ♫ ♫ 359 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,165 Where are we? W-W-Where -- Where's Rick? 360 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,906 He's right here, Morty.(gasps) 361 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:16,648 Oh, are we not happy to see grandpa? 362 00:12:16,691 --> 00:12:19,129 Does he look... different? 363 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,304 -Oh, God! -Oh, it stinks! 364 00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:22,654 Yes. Recoil at the craftsmanship. 365 00:12:22,697 --> 00:12:25,265 I could tell I was a fake from the day I was born. 366 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:26,658 Unlike you. 367 00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:28,007 Unlike them. 368 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,269 (electricity crackles) Aaah! 369 00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:30,793 You see, Ricks -- they get lazy. 370 00:12:30,836 --> 00:12:33,099 There's always a "shitty decoy" towards the end. 371 00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:36,929 But those decoys made decoys, too, and got lazy themselves. 372 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:40,324 And far enough down the line... there be monsters. 373 00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:42,630 Ugh, we get it. You're ugly and mad about it. 374 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,110 (Rick coughs) Rick! 375 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,199 Grandpa! Kill me. 376 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,288 (coughs) If I ever get this arch. 377 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,812 (electricity crackles) Hush little decoy. 378 00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:53,032 Can't kill you yet. The skin needs to be fresh. 379 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,947 You know what? You're a monster. 380 00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,166 I'm your father. 381 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,645 At least, I can look more like him, 382 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,473 once I harvest all this yummy skin. 383 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,127 This guy's really into skin. 384 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,563 It's not all for me. 385 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,652 A Rick provides for his family. 386 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,872 Will I be beautiful again, Daddy? 387 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:10,876 Soon, baby. Beautiful again soon. 388 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,312 What the... 389 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:13,836 Help the others! 390 00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:14,967 Aaaaah! 391 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,142 ♫ ♫ 392 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,014 (clock whistles) 393 00:13:18,057 --> 00:13:20,494 ♫ ♫ 394 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:21,713 (all scream) 395 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,499 Why are you helping us? 396 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,153 Because we're all in this together. 397 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,329 Come on! There's a place we can go! 398 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:42,908 ♫ ♫ 399 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:45,519 Hey, who needs all this war stuff? 400 00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,912 I found a can of varnish. 401 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,045 This is a ticket to the world beyond the river. 402 00:13:49,088 --> 00:13:50,350 Who wants that? 403 00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:53,353 I crave glorious death in decoy battle. 404 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:55,355 Y'know, depending on the varnish, 405 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,530 might look like blackface. 406 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,532 Excuse me for wanting to live. 407 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:02,188 Brothers and Sisters, welcome to the cause. 408 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,537 To our cause. 409 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,931 We are no longer Ricks and Mortys, 410 00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,411 Beths and Jerrys, 411 00:14:07,454 --> 00:14:08,803 or also Summers.(scoffs) 412 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:11,023 -Whatever. -We are decoys. 413 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,896 Brought into the world by an unloving god 414 00:14:13,939 --> 00:14:16,202 and driven to destroy ourselves 415 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,030 by the uncertainty he creates! 416 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:20,728 -I don't know about that. -That's extreme. 417 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:24,080 But that violence ends today. 418 00:14:24,123 --> 00:14:25,908 -What about the squids? -The squids are decoys. 419 00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:27,605 The squids are decoys who realized they're decoys 420 00:14:27,648 --> 00:14:29,302 and wanted to kill the other decoys. 421 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,564 Yeah, i-it is a lot. 422 00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,741 We cannot let confusion divide us. 423 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,178 Squuuids! 424 00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,571 Squids, of course, being shorthand for Killer Decoys. 425 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,225 (all screaming) 426 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:42,054 Inner sanctum, the escape tunnel! 427 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,752 ♫ ♫ 428 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,450 Jerry! 429 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,323 -Dad! -Jerry! -Jerry, let us in, you fucker! 430 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,151 I'm sorry. I didn't ask for this. 431 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,587 I just wanna live! 432 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,285 But there's only so much varnish. 433 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:59,245 I'm sorry! I'm sorry!(all shouting) 434 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:02,988 (watch beeps) 435 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,294 (seagull squawking) 436 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,773 Beth: How long before the other decoys find us? 437 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,950 Sooner or later. Can't really run from it. 438 00:15:07,993 --> 00:15:10,778 Any place we'd think to hide is a place they'd think to look. 439 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,998 It's rule 34 of an Asimov Cascade. 440 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,608 I'm just glad we're living to the fullest 441 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,088 with the time we have left. 442 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,611 (sighs) 443 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,787 Well, peeing in the ocean was my bucket list item. 444 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,876 -Who's next? -Jerry? Bucket list? 445 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,967 I'd like to attend a game at every major league ballpark. 446 00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,098 Nope. Morty? 447 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,273 I wanna ask a girl out 448 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,709 at my weird New Mexico School. 449 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,146 Shit. Sorry, buddy. 450 00:15:30,189 --> 00:15:32,104 Sounds like it would've been real heartwarming. 451 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:36,979 ♫ ♫ 452 00:15:37,022 --> 00:15:38,981 They looked happy. Did we have to kill them? 453 00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:41,374 Well, maybe their Rick came to grips with his bullshit. 454 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,723 You're so mean today! 455 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,551 I'm your dad! You like having me around! 456 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,292 You keep putting us -in danger! -Whatever. 457 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:49,295 This'll take forever, mind if I do something drastic? 458 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,645 (scoffs) 459 00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:54,126 House, I need something quick. 460 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,824 Can you whip up a "Starfox Boss" Season Four callback? 461 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,696 -Make it flashy. -House: You got it, babe. 462 00:15:58,739 --> 00:16:00,654 Let's go, you little bitch. It's showtime. 463 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,482 Get centered. 464 00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:06,834 ♫ ♫ 465 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,227 What up, you decoy motherfuckers. 466 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,837 Come on down to Rick's House Of Squids, 467 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,665 where I'm serving your ass on a platter. 468 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,145 I know what you're thinking. "Fuck. A beacon. 469 00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,842 That's a great idea. He's got home turf, 470 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,192 a tacit psychological advantage, 471 00:16:16,235 --> 00:16:18,020 and absolutely pendulous balls." 472 00:16:18,063 --> 00:16:19,760 And now you're thinking, "Shit. 473 00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,327 That's totally what the Rick-est Rick would do. 474 00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:22,676 I might actually be fake! 475 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,069 I pretended I didn't care if I was, 476 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,723 but I totally did! 477 00:16:25,766 --> 00:16:27,246 Now the only way to prove I'm real and not him, 478 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,031 is to ice his expository ass." 479 00:16:29,074 --> 00:16:31,207 Yup. So let's do it. Come get some. 480 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,512 What? No, Morty. 481 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,079 I'm gonna loop it. Why is it -- 482 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,690 Sir, there seems to be a confluence of Rick Sanchezes 483 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,431 killing each other over the American Southwest. 484 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:39,737 Sounds exhausting. 485 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:41,086 How many of those states voted for me, anyway? 486 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,870 Mr. President, I think the point 487 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,742 of the electoral college is --To preserve slavery? 488 00:16:44,785 --> 00:16:46,874 That's right, Steve. I have the Internet, too. 489 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,572 Now take your white ass to the kitchenette 490 00:16:48,615 --> 00:16:50,095 and bring me a Diet Coke. 491 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:58,712 ♫ ♫ 492 00:16:58,756 --> 00:16:59,974 Little out of character to say this right now 493 00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:01,411 but you guys look really cool. 494 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,109 -We might be decoys, huh. -One way to find out. 495 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:14,076 ♫ ♫ 496 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:16,295 (Jerry screams) 497 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:38,230 ♫ ♫ 498 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,753 ...to prove I'm real and not him 499 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,799 is to ice his expository ass." 500 00:17:41,842 --> 00:17:43,105 Looks like it's calming down. 501 00:17:43,148 --> 00:17:44,758 You wanna get in one more "I told you so" 502 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,586 about synthetic life or whatever this week's theme is? 503 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:47,935 Oh, fuck you. Whoa. 504 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:48,980 No, you don't get to be annoyed with this! 505 00:17:49,023 --> 00:17:50,416 You treat life and family 506 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,591 as so burdensome, 507 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,984 and yet you created an ocean of us 508 00:17:53,027 --> 00:17:55,117 because you're terrified of losing either! 509 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,770 Shit. Yeah. 510 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:59,425 Look, Beth. I-I might not be the real Rick. 511 00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,297 But even if I'm not, he made me, 512 00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:02,689 or the me that made me, 513 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,126 which means somewhere inside of him 514 00:18:04,169 --> 00:18:06,432 is a version of Rick capable of hearing that, 515 00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,173 a version of Rick who's sorry. 516 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,436 I'm sorry about the clone thing, too. 517 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,829 I-I love you. 518 00:18:11,872 --> 00:18:15,659 Thanks, Dad. I love you, too. 519 00:18:15,702 --> 00:18:17,487 You really think we're decoys? Eh. 520 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,445 Who cares? We'll be the last ones left. 521 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:20,664 Lucky that one did the beacon. 522 00:18:20,707 --> 00:18:23,493 This was gonna take weeks. 523 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,277 (sighing) Alright. Let's mop up. 524 00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,974 Finally. 525 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,976 Dressing as decoys too cute to murder. 526 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,021 You know, I'm not sure it helped, 527 00:18:30,064 --> 00:18:31,283 but I'm glad we tried it. 528 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,719 -We're losing the costumes? -Thank God. 529 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,373 This decoy outfit smells like ass. 530 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:35,461 Fuck you, Summer. 531 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:38,072 ♫ ♫ 532 00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:41,293 (sobbing) 533 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:42,468 -Aaaaaaaah! -Shit. 534 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:43,991 That guy's awesome. Okay. Listen. 535 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,863 He might actually be the real Rick. 536 00:18:45,906 --> 00:18:47,647 But whatever happens -- 537 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,214 (grunts) 538 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,563 (spits) 539 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:56,178 ♫ ♫ 540 00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:58,832 Wait! We don't have to do this. We're both Summers. 541 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,834 Shouldn't we at least try molly before we die? 542 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,185 You know what, yeah. Fuck this noise. 543 00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:11,018 ♫ ♫ 544 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,107 (both grunting) Wait. I don't know who to shoot. 545 00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:14,674 -Both: Summer! -I can't deal with this. 546 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,502 I had to kill myself. You have to, too. 547 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,852 -Summer! -Summer! 548 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,767 Fuck you! I-I'm real! 549 00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,204 I'm the smartest man in the universe! 550 00:19:22,247 --> 00:19:24,380 Probably not even wrong. But that's just it. 551 00:19:24,423 --> 00:19:25,598 I'm not a man. 552 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:29,211 I'm God! 553 00:19:29,254 --> 00:19:30,516 You're just made in my image. 554 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,517 Fuck you. 555 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:34,128 (beeping) 556 00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:35,695 (spits) 557 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,741 You the, uh... Summer I came with? 558 00:19:37,784 --> 00:19:39,264 Probably. Good enough. 559 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,439 Morty? Yeah. 560 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:41,745 I'm here, too. 561 00:19:41,788 --> 00:19:43,137 (whimpering) 562 00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:44,791 Holy shit! That was insane! 563 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,706 I love you guys! I've totally changed! 564 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,056 (gasps) 565 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,057 Aaaah! 566 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,407 (grunts) 567 00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:52,756 (groaning) 568 00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:53,974 Oh, fuck. 569 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:56,063 You shoulda hunted me. 570 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,588 What? Who -- W-Were you significant? 571 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,111 Like -- Like, did we tee you up? 572 00:20:00,154 --> 00:20:02,722 You want to be hunted? God, I have so many questions. 573 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:05,247 Why? What happens if -- 574 00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:08,598 Somebody hunt me! 575 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,990 Rick: Pretty cool adventure, huh? 576 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,254 Big long road trip adventure through space? 577 00:20:12,297 --> 00:20:14,734 Even ran into Space Beth. Maybe that'll happen more often. 578 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:15,735 Let's not overdo it. 579 00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:18,085 (beeping) Oh, shit. 580 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,739 Looks like someone killed the decoy family. 581 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:21,567 -Decoy family? -Decoy what now? 582 00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:53,338 ♫ ♫ 583 00:20:56,820 --> 00:21:05,437 ♫ ♫ 584 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:06,873 Hello? 585 00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,441 (all chittering) 586 00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:10,616 Oh! Oh, my God! 587 00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:11,791 Oh, my God! 588 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,619 No! No, no, no, no! 589 00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:15,317 No, no, no, no, no! 590 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:18,972 ♫ ♫ 591 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,497 (gasps) Noooooo! 592 00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:23,194 (sobbing) 593 00:21:23,237 --> 00:21:25,805 ♫ ♫ 594 00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,459 Oh, God. Yes, yes. 595 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,374 Sweet death. 596 00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:35,075 ♫ ♫ 597 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:36,642 Why am I still alive? 598 00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:38,165 Oh, God. Is there anything left? 599 00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:39,863 -Hello? -What is it? 600 00:21:39,906 --> 00:21:42,387 A relic... from a kinder past. 601 00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,737 (screams) 602 00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,826 (gasps) 603 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:49,568 Wait. Cowboys? 604 00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:50,656 Argh! 605 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,179 (gasps) 606 00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:53,398 (screams) 607 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:56,183 (screaming intensifies) 608 00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:57,489 ♫ ♫ 609 00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:58,882 (all shouting) 610 00:21:58,925 --> 00:22:01,363 Christianity again? 611 00:22:01,406 --> 00:22:02,668 After Cowboys? 612 00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:04,583 You went all the way back around? 613 00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:06,542 Oh, God. Why can't I die?! 614 00:22:06,585 --> 00:22:11,242 This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone!