1 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:10,343 Guess this is how it ends. I thought I was better than this. 2 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,263 Dramatic voiceover while stranded in space? 3 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:17,016 I guess when you’re dying the first thing to go is your creativity. 4 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:19,018 Citadel’s gone... 5 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,980 And-and the saucer we escaped in is out of power 6 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:23,440 Aw man I’m so scared in here. 7 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,108 The extra Mortys went feral. 8 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:28,319 Eh, some problems solve themselves. 9 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:32,157 Been drinking a lot... Morty! I told you to write this down! 10 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,826 I don’t have a helmet like that Avengers guy did. 11 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:39,080 Been drinking a lot of my piss. Portal gun’s still broken. 12 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,207 Guess that was all part of Evil Morty’s plan. 13 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:43,585 “Evil Morty.” Can we stop flattering this guy? 14 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:45,920 His “plan” was to monologue and fuck off, 15 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:48,673 he basically threw a tantrum to announce he was quitting Twitter. 16 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,008 Nobody quits Twitter. 17 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:55,263 Hey remember like a second ago, when you pretended not to know who Iron Man was? 18 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:56,681 Who was that for? 19 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:59,601 Shush shush Morty. This is how we go. 20 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:01,060 Bear it with grace. 21 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:04,814 Spinal cord: Robitussin as a base, then surprise me. 22 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,785 -Mom! -Beth maybe! 23 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:21,039 Is she trying to say something? We can’t hear you. 24 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:25,001 How dumb are. Beth, you’re in a vacuum, sound travels on air. 25 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,503 Why am I yelling? 26 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,342 -Wow, great. -Yeah that’s..., really worth it 27 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:34,803 That was not worth it. It’s corny. 28 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:38,097 You. Corn. Dying of starvation here! 29 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:41,768 Oh my God. Stop explaining. Stop explaining! 30 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:43,102 Are you finished? 31 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:44,479 She’s not finished. 32 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,357 -Oh Real mature, real classy -Oh nice. 33 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,060 It was a good line, honey. 34 00:02:24,143 --> 00:02:25,520 I didn’t need it to be, I don’t care what you think. 35 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:28,022 Oh my God she found you, here, eat eat eat. 36 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:29,232 Oh hell yes. 37 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,276 Hold on, buddy, our systems could go into shock from solid food. 38 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:34,112 Digestibot, convert to nutrient mass. 39 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,163 I’m just gonna risk it. 40 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:48,167 Since when you do you guys get stranded? Thank you by the way. 41 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,503 -Almost left them out there. -Portal travel’s broken. 42 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:54,048 Are these heirloom tomatoes? Digestibot, try these. 43 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,259 So you can’t hop realities anymore. 44 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:58,344 Does that mean you’ll finally have to wash your robe? 45 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:01,097 Good point, I need to reboot the portal index immediately. 46 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,392 Basically just a hard reset on the fluid. 47 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:06,436 Hold tight, the Earth’s gonna shake a bit. 48 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,826 -Oh shit. -Wait, what’s happening? 49 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:25,622 Instead of resetting portal travel, I may have reset portal travelers. 50 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:29,208 -Too late to apologize. -Rick, why am I pulsing green? 51 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,753 don’t say you don’t know because you’re pulsing green. 52 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:33,129 -Rick are we about to die? -No. 53 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:35,965 -We’re about to vanish from this reality. -That’s totally dying! 54 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,427 No it isn’t, everyone from this reality returning to their reality of origin. 55 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:41,137 Back to our original universes? 56 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:43,765 I explained it fine, Morty, you’re spoonfeeding spoons! 57 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:46,059 -Where’s Summer? -Oh nice, you guys are back 58 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:48,144 Summer. Three of us are one-way blind hopping, 59 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:49,437 you gotta help us get back. 60 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,440 There’s a protocol for this in your chore server, filename Booger AIDs. 61 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:55,193 -Every file is Booger AIDS! -I hate naming things! 62 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:58,488 Just search for words like “one way blind hop reset nav beacon.” 63 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:01,324 -Why do I have a “reality of origin?” -There’s no time to explain, Jerry! 64 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:04,243 Counting on you, Summer! One way blind hop beacon protocol! 65 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:07,413 Here we go! 66 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,335 So there was time to explain. 67 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:14,837 Don’t waste extra precious seconds with your pettiness, Jerry! 68 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:15,755 Summer, let’s run down... 69 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:18,049 One way blind hop reset beacon booger AIDS. 70 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:19,050 Cool. 71 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,804 There was so much time to explain! 72 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:26,182 Yes! Fine, hindsight is twenty twenty! Who has ever taken this long to vanish? 73 00:04:26,265 --> 00:04:28,643 How did I end up not in my own universe?! 74 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:30,395 Oh my god. The Jerryboree! 75 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:33,231 -The Jerryboree. -Deep cut. 76 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:38,236 Wait, but... where’s our real Dad and our real Morty? 77 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:39,404 Buried in the backyard! 78 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,281 That’s what the possums are after. 79 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:47,704 Dad’s got you in the family business too, huh? 80 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:50,999 Yeah, Morty’s an easy mark but Rick pays me in things like... 81 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:53,668 Wolverine claws. 82 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:57,171 Whelp, looks like you got this. See you guys in another, two years? 83 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,215 Or... you could stick around for this one? 84 00:04:59,298 --> 00:05:01,426 Looks like it involves Grandpa’s grody citadel, 85 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:03,553 we could, y’know, break things. Loot stuff. 86 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:07,390 Should, probably get back to saving the galaxy... 87 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:08,516 Please. 88 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,186 Guess I could loot some stuff. Fine. Yeah, OK let’s make it quick. 89 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:15,606 Awesome, I’ve never been. Let’s do this, adventure family! Woo! Haha! 90 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,068 Ok. 91 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:24,866 Fuck. 92 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,249 Excuse me? Bro, Ricks don’t pass on this. 93 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:38,171 Rick? Is that you? 94 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:39,964 Yeah... Diane. 95 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:43,509 You’ve been gone so long. Did you find our daughter’s killer? 96 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:46,512 -Not yet, sorry. Still looking. -You’ll find him. 97 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,682 You always do everything you set your mind to. 98 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:53,144 Except keep your family alive. But that was hardly your fault. 99 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:54,395 Mute. 100 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:58,191 If I could be muted, I wouldn’t be too good at haunting you, 101 00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:01,569 -would I, you dirty bear? -Yeah, forgot I wanted to be haunted. 102 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:05,239 I guess you predicted you might. That’s where haunting comes in handy, huh? 103 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,949 Very good point, sugar. 104 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,375 Rick? 105 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:22,548 Hello? Original family? Sorry about last time. 106 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,927 Rick, he was in space prison, we couldn’t just... 107 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:26,928 hello? 108 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:36,395 Aw jeez. 109 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:03,089 Fuck. Dammit Morty, there’s no doctors anymore. 110 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,090 Dad? 111 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,428 Figures it’s underwhelming the one time I visit. 112 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:12,932 Sorry usually there’s cowboy Rick and Mortys and stuff. 113 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:16,519 Looks like they could use a couple repairman Rick and Mortys, right? 114 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:21,065 Tight, little scavenger dudes. If they shoot at us I’m allowed to... 115 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,318 do this. Shit yeah. 116 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,323 Space Mom, get in on this! 117 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:34,495 Cool Mom! 118 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,247 Let’s keep it moving, I don’t have all day. 119 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:38,374 I got it! 120 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,628 I got it! I got it! Sorry! 121 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:46,549 Sorry! I got it. Sorry! 122 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,344 I was gonna do it. 123 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,388 Terrestrials, am I right? 124 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,349 I kept up the search in your absence. 125 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,518 You want a new list of potential locations? 126 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,937 You’re always just one room away? 127 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:03,441 Remember, you thought if you could see or touch me 128 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:05,651 it might give you a level of com comfort. 129 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:08,696 Right. Can’t have that. Come on, Summer. 130 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:11,157 Who’s Summer? Should I be jealous? 131 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,535 knows what happens to the people you love. 132 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:22,168 -Hey Rick. -Hey, Mr. Goldmanbachmajorian. 133 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:24,337 Still alive, huh? What’s up? 134 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:28,424 I was wondering if you could help me make sense of a note I found this morning? 135 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,802 It’s written by someone claiming to be me. 136 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:34,764 They say my mind is held captive in a time loop, 137 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:39,310 trapped in the day of a traumatic event by the agony of a formidable intelligence. 138 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:41,854 But also that my captor forgot about aging... 139 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:46,984 that my body spoils and yearns for death while my soul remains stuck in place 140 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,945 caught, like a fly in amber. 141 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:52,615 Right. I used to drink, drink. No clue pal. 142 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:55,534 That’s Ok. I found other notes in the trash just like it. 143 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:59,288 Poor weirdo. I pity them, wish they could let go, and move on. 144 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,082 -Sounds healthy. -Sure would be. 145 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:07,171 Sweet death. 146 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,132 Was that symbolic? Are you letting go? 147 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:12,635 I understand, baby. I forgive you... 148 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,470 You don’t get to say that! You’re not her. 149 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:16,889 You’re a thing I built to torture myself. 150 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:20,142 This whole fucking timeline is cursed. I gotta get out of here. 151 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,727 Because you want to move on. 152 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:26,565 Because I don’t. And I have to. I came back on accident. 153 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,025 Guy I’m looking for he’s... 154 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,652 he’s not findable, Diane. 155 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,155 I live with a version of Beth, now. 156 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,574 Sounds like a version of nice. 157 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,953 We have grandkids. That’s who Summer is. She’s gonna get me out of here. 158 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:40,913 She reminds me of you. 159 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,249 Really? Is she dead too? 160 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,001 Bye, Diane. 161 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:48,546 You’re not honestly gonna fly into that rift without coordinates, are you? 162 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,131 Don’t give up on us, Rick. 163 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:52,842 I don’t make the rules. Haunters gonna haunt. 164 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,642 Baby? Are you killing yourself? 165 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,478 I’m more embracing the “win win” of risking my life. 166 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,281 Where’s Mom and Summer? 167 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:17,616 They’re gone. Sorry, Morty. 168 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:18,659 Gone gone? 169 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,870 We spent a long time in that ice. 170 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:24,081 A gentle mutant licked us out but Beth got sick, 171 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:25,625 and Summer didn’t thaw right. 172 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:30,546 With no one left to blame, I finally had to deal with myself. 173 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:32,214 Buried my grief at Barnes and Noble. 174 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:36,385 Four Agreements, Eat Pray Love, Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns. 175 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,679 Learned to accept things for what they are. 176 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:42,600 In a few of these the whole brain is still intact. 177 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,936 Makes you wonder if some people were still in there, just trapped in the horror. 178 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:48,105 Anyway it’s awesome protein. 179 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:52,777 I’m so sorry, Dad. But. My real, original Dad beat the apocalypse. 180 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,863 I guess we all underestimated you. 181 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:58,824 Hey. What’s that game we always used to try to play as a family, 182 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,534 y- the one we never finished... 183 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,411 -Downbeat. -Yes! Let’s play Downbeat. 184 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,622 I bet I can find it! We can finish now. 185 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:07,208 Yeah, you should totally do that. 186 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:14,006 Cool, I got it! We’ll play Downbeat... 187 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,967 and we’ll camp here tonight and then rebuild the house. 188 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:21,013 Y’know we got food, fresh water, and we’ve got family... 189 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:22,640 Da fuck? 190 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:28,479 Morty. I wrote this note in advance in case you’re wondering how I left so fast. 191 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:30,106 My plan is to wait for you to turn your back, 192 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,274 then I’m going to grab all your shit and split. 193 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,110 Depending on how long you were out of the room, 194 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,695 you’ll probably be thinking I can’t be that far away 195 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,322 and you’ll want to foll... 196 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,368 Morty, wrote this fast cuz had to set trap, 197 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,412 thought you’d have cooler shit, see other note bye. 198 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:45,413 Mother fucker... 199 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:48,499 Slow down! Slow down! Not cool! Oh! 200 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,711 -What the hell, Dad? -Don’t take it personal, Morty. 201 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,297 That’s one of the Four Agreements. I don’t remember the other three, 202 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,967 but I know Commissioner Gordon was cool with Batman moving on. 203 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:01,053 -Batman doesn’t abandon people! -You abandoned us. 204 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,723 I deserve that. But, y’know, it improved you... 205 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:07,143 Oh, am I cool enough for you now? 206 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:10,479 Well that was easy, it only cost me fucking everything. 207 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,480 Whoa, hey, I... 208 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,316 You came back and talked about us like we weren’t people, Morty! 209 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,152 Then you bailed, and left us to freeze! 210 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,989 -I was apologizing for that earlier... -Your mom and sister died, Morty! 211 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,201 And I moved on. From caring. 212 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:26,287 And that is the best deal you will ever get. 213 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,289 So take it. 214 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:32,501 Please don’t go. If Rick comes back, we can find you a new reality, 215 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,004 a new Mom, new Summer, a job! 216 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,964 Oh you don’t get it, kid. 217 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,300 Except for this conversation, my life is perfect. 218 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:42,678 Rick was always right... everyone needs to let go. 219 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,395 Aw, you came back... I guess we really did form a bond... 220 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,482 Hey stop it! Get away from me! No, help! 221 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,486 Alright, pin dropped, Grandpa! Come and get us. 222 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,740 Come on, come on, come on! 223 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,117 Baby? Something to keep in mind: 224 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,578 If you were pulled home by whatever happened, 225 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,830 it’s likely our target was as well. 226 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,501 It’s also likely he’s having as much trouble leaving as you are. 227 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,337 He’s trapped. 228 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,549 -Grandpa! -Oh fuck yes! 229 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,180 Grandpa? 230 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,349 Summer! Gold star, always believed in you. 231 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,100 -Now the hard part. -Hard part? 232 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,102 Way worse things than me can see that beacon too. 233 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,563 Hunker down and protect it while I grab Morty. Rick out! 234 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,023 Try to survive! 235 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,817 Oh shit. Domestic Mom should hide maybe? 236 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,904 -“Domestic Mom”? -I mean she’s the cool space one. 237 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,490 Look I’m not looking to get caught in whatever this is, 238 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,408 you guys can both hide maybe, hash it out. 239 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,495 Oh quit talking down! I’m you with the patience to do laundry. 240 00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,539 Mom stop being jealous of our bond! 241 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:54,542 She ran from our choices, I have to parent them. 242 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:57,253 It’s not like I didn’t care, that’s what the clone was for. 243 00:13:58,629 --> 00:13:59,547 Moms! 244 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,645 -Morty! -Rick? 245 00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:17,231 I knew it, I knew you wouldn’t leave me! 246 00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:18,357 Da fuck? 247 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:22,444 Morty did you see another Rick here? Nondescript haircut, scifi jacket? 248 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,405 Of course you didn’t see him, you’d be dead. 249 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:25,739 Or you’d be a bomb. 250 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:29,535 Do you feel bomby? Nah, you woulda blown up by now. 251 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:32,580 Wasn’t the Rick here dead? That’s, that’s why you pick places right? 252 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:37,418 Well, your Rick, yeah, not dead, more like, not around. 253 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:40,129 When I met you I was sorta hoping he might turn up one day, 254 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,714 You son of a bitch! I got you! 255 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:45,467 -Where are we going? -To kill your grandpa, little buddy. 256 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,468 Wait, what? 257 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,556 I don’t understand. My original Rick killed your family? 258 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,266 And you were just waiting for him to come back? 259 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:55,894 Seems like you understand fine, Morty. That was A+ repiping. We’re here. 260 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,775 This guy Morty, he hates being found but loves building elaborate shit. 261 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,528 Like playing a ton of Minecraft but all on a private server. 262 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,448 Am I in a fucking K-hole right now, what is going on? 263 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:12,786 Whoa, hoho, you found me! 264 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:18,542 I shoot the first monitor too. Listen, I’m not here. Or am I? 265 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,504 There’s the clone you found. Or maybe it’s me, all naked! 266 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,008 Just a lil Keyser Söze. I mean why would I admit it’s not? 267 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,969 Look at him! Look at him go, look at him dance. 268 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:33,724 Or me, again, it might be me, Like a Saw thing, I’m very sneaky. 269 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,602 Here’s a bunch of killbots to deal with while ya wrestle with that. 270 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,693 Obviously I don’t know who I’m talking to here, it’s all prerecorded. 271 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,531 But if you got this far, you probably think you’re real special. 272 00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:50,949 Tell you what. 273 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,661 There he goes! Maybe that actually was me! 274 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,954 If you follow him down there we can do a big fight. 275 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,332 Fifty percent chance I’m not lying. 276 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:03,045 We’re in trouble asshole! I shouldn’t have to beg. 277 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,589 -Wait, my moms are in trouble? -Those versions of them are. 278 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,175 We gotta save them! Rick this is an obvious trap. 279 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,427 If you go down there he’s just gonna kill you... 280 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,679 -Good! -What? 281 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,890 Now what? 282 00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:17,434 If you don’t care if you die, why do you care if I die 283 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:18,936 Knock it off! Get out of here! 284 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,647 You did this last season, you’re like a suicide bomber! 285 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,900 -Takes one to know one. -Yeah, well, you get it from him, not me. 286 00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:30,531 I don’t know him. You’re my grandpa, Rick. Rick and Morty. A hundred years. 287 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,700 This place totally might go up by the way. 288 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,869 Here’s a bunch of countdowns? One of them’s probably accurate. 289 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,708 Fuckin, stupid, 5th dimensional stomach juices. 290 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,961 Sorry for the sitcom fight, and maybe getting us digested. 291 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,088 -You’ve got incredible timing. -Don’t be a bitch, 292 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,257 I’m parenting, makes sense you don’t recognize it, 293 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,175 you’ve been out of practice for awhile. 294 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,262 Good! I’m glad that they have you! I don’t want to be “Space Mom”. 295 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,513 You’ve made that clear. 296 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,599 Just don’t let Summer mistake your rejection of her for good taste. 297 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,852 I'm not trying to, it's all her. 298 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:07,776 Jesus. It’d be cool if you were around more, I don’t wanna get married. 299 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,655 I’m seventeen. My affection is the wind, don’t try to compete for it. 300 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,284 I could hear every word of that through the helmets. 301 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,077 Thank fuck I only had to kill most of them. 302 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,954 Jesus. That ship really has sailed. 303 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:27,755 And now we feast! 304 00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,802 This emergency was oversold to me. 305 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,137 -Grandpa! Morty! -Moms! 306 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,306 Wait, if they have to wear helmets... 307 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,183 I do childproofing stuff while you’re asleep. 308 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,768 Why don’t you childproof Dad? 309 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,102 -Great reminder... -Wait! 310 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,103 Time to get Jerry. 311 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,857 Maybe I wouldn’t be so uptight if I wasn’t married to 312 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,526 an unemployed receptacle of human fear! 313 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,612 Get a job Dad, it’s been a decade. 314 00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:55,032 Pretty brutal Jer. I know a good alligator park if you wanna kill yourself. 315 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,617 I got expelled today. 316 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,119 Oh no, you got expelled. Whoa what a horrible thing. 317 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,162 You are so fucking dumb. 318 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,455 Hi hun. 319 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,501 Some real Season 2 vibes in there, y’know what I’m sayin? 320 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,544 You know, never thought I’d say this, but... 321 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,464 I think I’m glad we spent that time divorced. 322 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,799 One second... 323 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,509 ...I’ll build af ucking swing set in the back yard? 324 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,886 You know, I may technically be from here? 325 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,597 But I’m a goddamn inter dimensional traveler now. 326 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,809 And all of you can kiss my scifi ass. 327 00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,483 It gets me every time. 328 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:34,613 Wow, what an amazing joke I just told. And also, what an adventure. 329 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:37,616 Y’know I guess it doesn’t matter where we’re from, if we’re together, huh? 330 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,284 Good, good final moral thing. 331 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,787 This is everyone’s original dimension’ now. 332 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,747 -Great wrap-ups, kids. -You’re back. 333 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,750 -Oh shit), Season 2 Jerry! -Look, before you bust my balls, 334 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:50,254 can someone help with the shower? It’s colder than Beth on our anniversary. 335 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,548 Also... Look who I found in Rick’s room. 336 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,383 I’m Mr. Frundles! 337 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,803 I don’t care how cute he is, we agreed no boogens in the house. 338 00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,471 Wait, Season 2 Jerry, don’t! 339 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,140 -Mr. Frundles! -Everybody in the car. 340 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:04,560 I’m Mr. Frundles! 341 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,688 -Wait but I thought HE was Mr. Frundles. -Everybody in the car!! Now! 342 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:13,902 I’m Mr. Frundles! I’m Mr. Frundles! I’m Mr. Frundles! I’m Mr. Frundles! 343 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,866 What thefuck, Dad? Why would you bring that thing into our house?? 344 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,702 It was cute! Fuck! We gotta find a new timeline now! 345 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,912 You know how hard that shit is without portals? 346 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,456 We gotta do the thing with the Rift and the beacon again! 347 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,836 The whole fucking episode all over again. Car, fabricate some vomit bags. 348 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,629 Can't we just go back and fix it? 349 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:37,426 I’m Mr. Frundles. 350 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,806 I can’t believe portal travel’s broken. 351 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,517 -I’ll get to it when I get to it. -Lift with your knees, Mom. 352 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,227 How many times have you done this? 353 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:50,480 Oh god. 354 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:54,443 -And you swear they die of natural causes. -Mhmm, yup. 355 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,820 The exact same as our old timeline? Even my stuff? 356 00:19:56,904 --> 00:20:00,157 Bit of a rush job actually so they do say “parmesan” weird. 357 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,326 -How do they say... -Par-mees-ian. 358 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:03,660 -Jesus Christ. -This fucking sucks. 359 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,747 I could’ve left you guys! You think the concept of “family” matters to me? 360 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:07,748 I’m not even your Rick! 361 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,042 -I’m Denial Rick!” -See you inside Dad. 362 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:14,338 Sorry I was such a Dance Mom about Summer, she’s your daughter too. 363 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,881 No, boundaries are good. 364 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,926 But, speaking of maybe I've put up too many. 365 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:22,346 -Is it Ok if I come around sometimes? -That could be nice. 366 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,265 -That’s a cute outfit. -The one we always wear? 367 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,232 -Yes Morty? -You promise I’m not, y’know, bait? 368 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,818 -To make that Rick come back? -What? M-Morty, 369 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,404 for you to be bait the guy'd have to value something, 370 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,448 he truly does not give a shit. 371 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:44,910 He's the real deal. 372 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:51,041 -Parmeee-san. -Par-meees-ian. Par-mees-Ian. 373 00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,001 -Par, Parmeeeeeesian. -Parmesian. 374 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,628 -Gross. I hate it. -Yeah. 375 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,000 Hello? Morty? That one big rat? 376 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,459 Whoa this is a development. 377 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,005 Litle guy, easy. You’re a Jerry right? 378 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:41,299 Never got too close to the concept. Boy you have really arc’d out. 379 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:42,884 Were you putting on pants? 380 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,429 What? Oh. Yeah. No, I was naked to fuck with a guy. 381 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:48,932 Speaking of, did you talk to me, or a little kid around here? 382 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,559 Maybe. Why? 383 00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:54,521 Because if you hate them too... I could be down for a little team up. 384 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:58,066 I really don’t “team up” anymore. Managing people, such a headache... 385 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:02,195 Fatality... Jerry wins! 386 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:09,619 God damn dude. Bad ass! 387 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,458 Why are you here? 388 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:18,920 Buddy, I have been asking myself that exact same question.