1 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,633 Rick: Ugh, guess this is how it ends. 2 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,218 I thought I was better than this. 3 00:00:10,301 --> 00:00:13,138 Dramatic voiceover while stranded in space? 4 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:14,639 I-I guess when you're dying, 5 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:17,308 the first thing to go is your creativity. 6 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:19,185 Citadel's gone... 7 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,855 and -- and the saucer we escaped in is out of power... 8 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:23,314 Aw, man, I'm so scared in here. 9 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,899 Rick: The extra Mortys went feral. 10 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,234 [ Morty screams ] 11 00:00:26,317 --> 00:00:28,778 Eh, some problems solve themselves. 12 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,238 Been drinking a lot. 13 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:31,990 Morty! I told you to write this down! 14 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:35,076 I-I don't have a helmet like that Avengers guy did. 15 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,162 Been drinking a lot of my piss. 16 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:38,955 Portal gun's still broken. 17 00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:41,082 Guess that was all part of Evil Morty's plan. 18 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,376 "Evil Morty." Can we stop flattering this guy? 19 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,503 His "plan" was to monologue and fuck off. 20 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:46,838 He basically threw a tantrum 21 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,548 to announce he was quitting Twitter. 22 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:51,092 Nobody quits Twitter. 23 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,927 Hey, remember like a second ago 24 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,430 when you pretended not to know who Iron Man was? 25 00:00:55,513 --> 00:00:58,183 Who was that for? Shh, shh, shush, Morty. 26 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:00,727 This is how we go. Bear it with grace. 27 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:04,856 Spinal cord -- Robitussin as a base, then surprise me. 28 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:07,108 [ Groans ] 29 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,032 [ Glass clinking ] 30 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:16,493 Mom! Beth maybe! 31 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:17,619 [ Mouthing words ] 32 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:19,370 Is she trying to say something? 33 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,122 We -- We can't hear you! 34 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,625 How dumb are -- Beth, you're in a vacuum! 35 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:25,126 Sound travels on air! 36 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,003 Why am I yelling? 37 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:30,799 Wow, great. Yeah, that's -- 38 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,217 Wow, really worth it. 39 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,635 That was not worth it! 40 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:34,719 It's corny. 41 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,054 You. Corn. 42 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:38,556 Dying of starvation here! 43 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,308 Oh, my God. Stop explaining. 44 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:43,061 Stop explaining! Are you finished? 45 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:45,188 She's not finished. 46 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,565 Oh, real mature, r-real classy. Oh, nice. 47 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:56,199 ♪♪ 48 00:01:56,282 --> 00:02:04,749 ♪♪ 49 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:13,383 ♪♪ 50 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:21,891 ♪♪ 51 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,476 It was a good line, honey. 52 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,186 I didn't need it to be. I don't care what you think. 53 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,689 Oh, my God, she found you. Here, eat, eat, eat. 54 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:29,190 Oh, hell yes! Hold on, buddy, 55 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,025 our systems could go into shock from solid food. 56 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:33,778 Digestibot, convert to nutrient mass. 57 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,281 [ Digestibot whirring ] 58 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,702 [ Ding! ] 59 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:44,455 I'm just gonna risk it. Mmm. 60 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,875 Since when you do you guys get stranded? 61 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,001 Thank you, by the way. 62 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:49,043 Almost left them out there. 63 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,211 Portal travel's broken. 64 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,171 Mmm, are these heirloom tomatoes? 65 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,798 Digestibot, try these. 66 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,884 Yum. Yum. So you can't hop realities anymore. 67 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,969 Does that mean you'll finally have to wash your robe? 68 00:02:58,052 --> 00:03:00,847 Good point, I need to reboot the portal index immediately. 69 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:04,058 Basically just a hard reset on the fluid. 70 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:07,228 Hold tight, the Earth's gonna shake a bit. 71 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:10,231 [ Electricity crackling, loud rumbling ] 72 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:18,406 Um... 73 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:20,033 Oh! Ohh, shit. 74 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:21,409 Wait, what? W-What's happening? 75 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:22,744 Instead of resetting portal travel, 76 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:25,371 I may have reset portal travelers. 77 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,748 Too late to apologize. 78 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:29,000 Rick, why am I pulsing green? 79 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:31,377 And don't say you don't know because you're pulsing green. 80 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:32,629 Rick, are we about to die? 81 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,339 No, we're about to vanish from this reality. 82 00:03:34,422 --> 00:03:36,090 That's totally dying! No, it isn't. 83 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:37,926 It's everyone from this reality returning to 84 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,177 their reality of origin. 85 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:40,929 Back to our original universes? 86 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,264 I explained it fine, Morty. You're spoonfeeding spoons! 87 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,558 W-Where's Summer? Oh, nice, you guys are back. 88 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,894 Whoa. Summer, three of us are one-way blind hopping. 89 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:50,104 You gotta help us get back. There's a protocol for this 90 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,190 in your chore server, filename Booger AIDs. 91 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:53,608 Every file is Booger AIDS! 92 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,944 I-I hate naming things! Just search for words like 93 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,112 "one way blind hop reset nav beacon." 94 00:03:58,196 --> 00:03:59,656 Why do I have a "reality of origin?" 95 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,074 There's no time to explain, Jerry! 96 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:02,951 Counting on you, Summer! One way blind hop 97 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,077 beacon protocol! 98 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,622 Here we gooooo! 99 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:10,291 [ Pulsating ] 100 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,793 So there was time to explain. 101 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:13,127 Don't waste extra precious seconds 102 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,462 with your pettiness, Jerry! 103 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:15,964 Summer, let's run down - - One way blind hop 104 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,632 reset beacon booger AIDS. 105 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:19,926 Cool. 106 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:22,470 Wow. There was so much time to explain! 107 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:24,138 Yes! Fine, hindsight is 20-20! 108 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,723 Who has ever taken this long to vanish? 109 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:28,142 How did I end up not in my own universe?! 110 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:29,811 Oh, my God. The Jerryboree! 111 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:32,063 Ohhhhhhhh, the Jerryboree. Ohhhhhhhh, the Jerryboree. 112 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:34,816 Deep cut. 113 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:37,777 Wait, but where's our real Dad and our real Morty? 114 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,320 Buried in the backyard! 115 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:41,698 That's what the possums are after. 116 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,203 Dad's got you in the family business too, huh? 117 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:51,791 Yeah, Morty's an easy mark, but Rick pays me in things like... 118 00:04:51,874 --> 00:04:53,293 Wolverine claws. 119 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,544 Whelp, looks like you got this. 120 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,671 See you guys in another two years? 121 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:58,840 Or you could stick around for this one? 122 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,758 Looks like it involves Grandpa's grody citadel. 123 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,011 We could, you know, break things, loot stuff. 124 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,638 Should probably get back to... 125 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,056 saving the galaxy. 126 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,433 Please! 127 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:10,351 Uh... Guess I could loot some stuff. 128 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:11,686 Fine, yeah, okay, let's make it quick. 129 00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:13,604 Awesome, I've never been. Let's do this. 130 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:15,690 Okay, adventure family! Whoo! 131 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:18,776 [ Laughs ] Uh, okay. 132 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,199 Fuck. 133 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:29,829 ♪♪ 134 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:33,207 Excuse me? Bro, Ricks don't pass on this. 135 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:37,670 Woman: Rick? Is that you? 136 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,380 Yeah...Diane. 137 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,215 You've been gone so long. 138 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:42,884 Did you find our daughter's killer? 139 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:44,969 Not yet, sorry. Still looking. 140 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,513 You'll find him. You always do everything 141 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,140 you set your mind to. 142 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:50,933 Except keep your family alive. 143 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,685 But that was hardly your fault! 144 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:53,895 Mute. 145 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,730 If I could be muted, I wouldn't be 146 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:57,190 [voices overlapping] too-too-too good at haunting 147 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,941 you, would I, you dirty bear? 148 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,069 Yeah, forgot I wanted to be haunted. 149 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,737 I guess you predicted you might. 150 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:04,864 That's where haunting comes in handy, huh? 151 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:07,075 Very good point, sugar. 152 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:13,581 ♪♪ 153 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:14,999 Rick? 154 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:17,251 [ Animals calling in distance ] 155 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,421 Hello? Original family? 156 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,006 Sorry about last time. 157 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,050 Rick, he was in space prison. 158 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:25,927 W-We couldn't just -- hello? 159 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,513 -[ Roaring ] -[ Screams ] 160 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:34,936 ♪♪ 161 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:36,854 Aw, geez. 162 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,273 ♪♪ 163 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,942 [ Gasps ] 164 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:46,781 ♪♪ 165 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:52,745 ♪♪ 166 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,874 Ahh. 167 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:57,959 [ Can clanking ] 168 00:06:58,042 --> 00:06:59,752 [ Grunts ] Ah, fuck. 169 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,421 Damn it, Morty, there's no doctors anymore. 170 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:03,506 Dad? 171 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:06,634 ♪♪ 172 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:08,970 Figures it's underwhelming the one time I visit. 173 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:10,888 Yeah, sorry, usually there's cowboy 174 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,974 Rick and Mortys and stuff. 175 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:14,308 Oh, looks like they could use a couple 176 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,811 repairman Rick and Mortys, right? 177 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:18,771 Oh, tight, little scavenger dudes! 178 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:21,149 If they shoot at us I'm allowed to -- 179 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:22,942 ...do this. 180 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,861 Shit, yeah! 181 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,073 Space Mom, get in on this! 182 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:33,703 Cool Mom! 183 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:36,581 Let's keep it moving. I don't have all day. 184 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:38,166 I got it! 185 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,667 [ Screaming ] 186 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,460 I got it! I got it! 187 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,212 Sorry! 188 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,297 Sorry! 189 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,924 I got it. Sorry! 190 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,677 I was gonna do it. 191 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,346 Ugh. Terrestrials, am I right? 192 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,599 Diane: I kept up the search in your absence. 193 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:56,684 You want a new list of potential locations? 194 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:59,270 You're always just one room away, huh? 195 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:00,688 Yeah, uh, remember? 196 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:02,732 You thought if you could see or touch me, 197 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,151 it might give you a level of com-com-comfort. 198 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:06,944 Right. Can't have that. 199 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,029 Come on, Summer. 200 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:10,323 Who's Summer? Should I be jealous? 201 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:13,743 I hope Summer knows what happens to the people you love! 202 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,745 [ Doorbell rings ] 203 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,290 Hey, Rick! 204 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:21,626 Hey, Mr. Goldmanbachmajorian. 205 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,336 S-Still alive, huh? W-What's up? 206 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:26,130 I was wondering if you could help me make sense of 207 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,007 a note I found this morning? 208 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:30,968 It's written by someone claiming to be me. 209 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:34,013 They say my mind is held captive in a time loop, 210 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:36,182 trapped in the day of a traumatic event 211 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:38,392 by the agony of a formidable intelligence. 212 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:41,062 But also that my captor forgot about aging -- 213 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:43,898 that my body spoils and yearns for death 214 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:46,234 while my soul remains stuck in place, 215 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,194 caught like a fly in amber. 216 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:50,571 Right. I used to drink drink. 217 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,615 Uh, no clue, pal. That's okay. 218 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,909 I found other notes in the trash just like it. 219 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:56,869 Poor weirdo. I pity them. 220 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:58,496 Wish they could let go and move on. 221 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:00,539 Sounds healthy. Sure would be! 222 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,377 Ohhhhhh! 223 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:06,545 Sweet death. 224 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,005 Diane: Was that symbolic? 225 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:09,423 Are you letting go? 226 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,717 I understand, baby. I forgive you -- 227 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,719 You don't get to say that! You're not her. 228 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,055 You're a thing I built to torture myself. 229 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:18,224 This whole fucking timeline is cursed. 230 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:19,392 I gotta get out of here. 231 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:21,060 Because you want to move on. 232 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:22,228 Because I don't. 233 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:24,063 And [burps] I have to. 234 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:25,856 I came back on accident. 235 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,275 Guy I'm looking for, he's... 236 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:30,194 he's not findable, Diane. 237 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,572 I live with a version of Beth, now. 238 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,782 Sounds like a version of nice. 239 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:35,783 We have grandkids. 240 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:36,951 Tha-- That's who Summer is. 241 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:38,744 She's gonna get me out of here. 242 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,079 She reminds me of you. 243 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:42,915 Oh, really? Is she dead too? 244 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,125 Bye, Diane. 245 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,543 You're not honestly gonna fly into 246 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,628 that rift without coordinates, are you? 247 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,297 Don't give up on us, Rick! 248 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,715 I don't make the rules! 249 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:53,467 Haunters gonna haunt! 250 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:58,139 ♪♪ 251 00:09:58,222 --> 00:10:00,641 Diane: Baby? Are you killing yourself? 252 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:03,978 I'm more embracing the "win-win" of risking my life. 253 00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:05,646 [ Inhales deeply ] 254 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,856 ♪♪ 255 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,482 [ Computer beeping rapidly ] 256 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:13,070 ♪♪ 257 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,363 Where's Mom and Summer? 258 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,698 Oh, they're gone. 259 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,908 Sorry, Morty. Gone gone? 260 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,952 We spent a long time in that ice. 261 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:23,789 A gentle mutant licked us out, but Beth got sick, and Summer... 262 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,125 didn't thaw right. [ Grunts ] 263 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:29,503 With no one left to blame, I finally had to deal with myself. 264 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,505 Buried my grief at Barnes & Noble. 265 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,257 "Four Agreements," "Eat Pray Love," 266 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,426 Frank Miller's "The Dark Knight Returns." 267 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:37,136 Learned to accept things for what they are. 268 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:38,512 [ Grunts ] 269 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:41,432 In a few of these, the whole brain is still intact. 270 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:43,559 Makes you wonder if some people were still in there, 271 00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:45,353 just trapped in the horror. 272 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,063 Anyway, it's awesome protein. 273 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,397 I'm so sorry, Dad. 274 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:52,151 But my real, original Dad beat the apocalypse. 275 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,779 I-I-I guess we all underestimated you. 276 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,739 Hey, w-what's that game we always used to 277 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:59,450 try to play as a family, y-- the one we never finished? 278 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,452 Downbeat. Yes! Let's play Downbeat. 279 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,788 I-I bet I can find it! We can finish now. 280 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:07,041 Yeah, you should totally do that. 281 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,004 Hey, yeah, cool, I-I got it! 282 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,256 We'll play Downbeat and we'll -- we'll camp here 283 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,258 tonight and then rebuild the house. 284 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,844 You know, we got food, fresh water, 285 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,596 and we've got family. 286 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,306 The fuck? 287 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,476 Jerry: Morty. I wrote this note in advance 288 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,353 in case you're wondering how I left so fast. 289 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,230 My plan is to wait for you to turn your back, 290 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,148 then I'm going to grab all your shit and split. 291 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,900 Depending on how long you were out of the room, 292 00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,444 you'll probably be thinking I can't be that far away 293 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,988 and you'll want to foll-- 294 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,573 [ Grunts ] 295 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,325 Jerry: Morty, wrote this fast 'cause had to set trap. 296 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,827 Thought you'd have cooler shit. See other note, bye. 297 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,203 Motherfu-- 298 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,039 Morty: Whoa-whoa! Slow down! Slow down! 299 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,208 Not cool! Oh! 300 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,418 What the hell, Dad? 301 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,752 Don't take it personal, Morty. 302 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,129 That's one of the Four Agreements. 303 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,713 I don't remember the other three, but I know 304 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,924 Commissioner Gordon was cool with Batman moving on. 305 00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,801 Batman doesn't abandon people! 306 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,302 You abandoned us. 307 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,763 I deserve that. But, you know, it... 308 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:03,848 it improved you. 309 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,975 Oh, am I cool enough for you now? 310 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,184 Well, that was easy. 311 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,270 It only cost me fucking everything. 312 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:11,355 Whoa, hey, I-I -- You came back and talked 313 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,190 about us like we weren't people, Morty! 314 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,109 Then you bailed and left us to freeze! 315 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,902 I-I was apologizing for that earlier -- 316 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,613 Your mom and sister died, Morty! 317 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,366 [ Sighs ] And I moved on. 318 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,659 From caring. 319 00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:26,203 And that is the best deal you will ever get. 320 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,289 So take it. Please don't go. 321 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:31,375 I-If Rick comes back, we ca-- we can find you a new reality, 322 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,128 a new Mom, new Summer, a...job! 323 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,629 Oh, you don't get it, kid. 324 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,132 Except for this conversation, my life is perfect. 325 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:42,178 Rick was always right. Everyone needs to let go. 326 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,431 [ Crying ] 327 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:46,724 [ Footsteps galloping ] 328 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:48,225 Aww, you came back. 329 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,186 I guess we really did form a bond. 330 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,604 Ow! Hey, stop it! 331 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,981 Get away from me! No, help! 332 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,650 Alright, pin dropped, Grandpa! 333 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,152 Come and get us. 334 00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,695 ♪♪ 335 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,655 Rick: Come on, come on, come on! 336 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,116 Diane: Baby? Something to keep in mind -- 337 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,410 If you were pulled home by whatever happened, 338 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,996 it's likely our target was, as well. 339 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:13,834 It's also likely he's having as much trouble leaving as you are. 340 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,170 He's trapped. 341 00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:17,171 [ Monitor beeping ] 342 00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:18,172 Summer: Grandpa! 343 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,132 Oh, fuck yes! 344 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,179 Grandp-- ...andpa? 345 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,348 Summer! Gold star, always believed in you. 346 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:28,849 N-Now the hard part. Hard part? 347 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,851 Way worse things than me can see that beacon, too. 348 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,853 Hunker down and protect it while I grab Morty. 349 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,813 Rick out! Try to survive! 350 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,190 Oh, shit. 351 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,858 Domestic Mom should hide maybe? 352 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,026 "Domestic Mom"? 353 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:40,694 I mean, she's the cool space one. 354 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,489 Look, I'm not looking to get caught in whatever this is. 355 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:45,115 You guys can both hide maybe, hash it out. 356 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,325 Oh, quit talking down! 357 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,369 I'm you with the patience to do laundry. 358 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,371 Summer: Mom, stop being jealous of our bond! 359 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,998 She ran from our choices. I have to parent them. 360 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:56,210 It's not like I didn't care. That's what the clone was for. 361 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:57,378 Aah! 362 00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:58,712 Moms! 363 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:01,840 [ Panting, sobbing ] 364 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,970 [ Whooshing ] 365 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:12,893 Morty! 366 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,061 Rick? I knew it! 367 00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,396 I knew you wouldn't leave me! 368 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,981 Ow! The fuck? 369 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,899 Morty, did you see another Rick here? 370 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,985 Nondescript haircut, sci-fi jacket? 371 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,404 Eh, of course you didn't see him, you'd be dead. 372 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:24,905 Or you'd be a bomb. 373 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,574 Do you feel bomby? 374 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,242 Nah, you woulda blown up by now. 375 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,535 Wasn't the Rick here dead? 376 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,412 Th-That's why you pick places, right? 377 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,914 Uh, well, your Rick, uh, 378 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,083 yeah, not dead, more like not around. 379 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,919 When I met you, I was sorta hoping he might turn up one day. 380 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,921 You son of a bitch! I got you! 381 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,590 W-W-Where are we going? 382 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,550 To kill your grandpa, little buddy. 383 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:45,843 Wait, what? 384 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,052 I don't understand. 385 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,179 My original Rick killed your family? 386 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,764 And you were just waiting for him to come back? 387 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,391 Seems like you understand fine, Morty. 388 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,059 That was A+ re-piping. 389 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,937 We're here. 390 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,939 This guy, Morty, he hates being found 391 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,441 but loves building elaborate shit. 392 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,067 Like -- Like -- Like playing a ton of "Minecraft" 393 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,360 but all on a private server. 394 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,279 Am I in a fucking K-hole right now? 395 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,406 What is going on? 396 00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:12,953 Whoa, hoho, you found me! 397 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,705 I shoot the first monitor, too. 398 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,373 Listen, I'm not here. 399 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,334 Or am I? 400 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,793 There's the clone you found. 401 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,211 Or maybe it's me, all naked! 402 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,921 Just a lil Keyser Soze. 403 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,798 I mean, why would I admit it's not? 404 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,133 Oh-hoho, yeah! Look at him! 405 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:27,635 Look at him go, look at him dance. 406 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,095 O-Or me. Again, it might be me, 407 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,348 like a "Saw" thing. I'm very sneaky. 408 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,099 Here's a bunch of killbots to deal with 409 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,810 while ya wrestle with that. 410 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,107 Obviously, I don't know who I'm talking to here. 411 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,360 It's all prerecorded. 412 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,487 But if you got this far, 413 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,572 you probably think you're real special. 414 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:49,782 Tell you what... 415 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:50,824 Oop! There he goes! 416 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,451 Maybe that actually was me! 417 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,619 If you follow him down there, 418 00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:54,828 we can do a big fight. 419 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,331 50% chance I'm not lying. 420 00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,666 ♪♪ 421 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,459 Space Beth: We're in trouble, asshole! 422 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,794 I shouldn't have to beg. 423 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,003 Wait, my moms are in trouble? 424 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,505 Those versions of them are. 425 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,882 W-We gotta save them! Rick, this is an obvious trap. 426 00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:09,176 If you go down there he's just gonna kill you. 427 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,011 Good! What? 428 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,430 Now what?! 429 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,974 If you don't care if you die, why do you care if I die? 430 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,601 Knock it off! Get out of here! 431 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,312 You did this last season! You're like a suicide bomber! 432 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,522 Takes one to know one. 433 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:23,524 Yeah, well, you get it from him, not me. 434 00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:27,194 I don't know him. You're my grandpa, Rick. 435 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:29,196 Rick and Morty. A hundred years. 436 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,240 This place totally might go up, by the way. 437 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,866 Here's a bunch of countdowns. 438 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:36,203 One of them's probably accurate. 439 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:39,373 Ah, fucking stupid 5th-dimensional stomach juices. 440 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,166 Sorry for the sitcom fight, 441 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,668 and maybe getting us digested. 442 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,044 You've got incredible timing. 443 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,546 Oh, don't be a bitch. I'm parenting. 444 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:46,880 Makes sense you don't recognize it. 445 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,465 You've been out of practice for a while. 446 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,008 Good! I'm glad that they have you! 447 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,885 I don't want to be "Space Mom." 448 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,011 You've made that clear. 449 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,304 Just don't let Summer mistake 450 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,056 your rejection of her for good taste. 451 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,809 I'm not trying to. It's all her! 452 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,310 [ Gasps ] 453 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,898 Jesus! It'd be cool if you were around more. 454 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,233 I don't wanna get married. 455 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,861 I'm 17. My affection is the wind. 456 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,405 Don't try to compete for it. 457 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,741 I could hear every word of that through the helmets. 458 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,743 Thank fuck I only had to kill most of them. 459 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,911 Jesus, that ship really has sailed. 460 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:23,083 ♪♪ 461 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,712 And now we feast! 462 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,591 [ Roaring in agony ] 463 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,259 This emergency was oversold to me. 464 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,427 -Grandpa! -Morty! 465 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,220 Moms! Wait, i-if they had to 466 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,848 wear helmets -- I do childproofing stuff while you're asleep. 467 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,141 Why don't you childproof Dad? 468 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,392 Ah, great reminder. Wait! 469 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,060 Time to get Jerry. Ugh. 470 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,021 Maybe I wouldn't be so uptight 471 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,190 If I wasn't married to an unemployed 472 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,941 receptacle of human fear! 473 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,860 Get a job, Dad, it's been a decade. 474 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,069 Woof. Pretty brutal, Jer. 475 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,571 I-I know a good alligator park 476 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:53,781 if you wanna kill yourself. 477 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,407 I got expelled today. [ Doorbell rings ] 478 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,034 -What the hell, Morty?! -Oh, no, you got expelled. 479 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,494 -Whoa, what a horrible thing. -You are so fucking dumb! 480 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,078 -Too bad, Morty. -Hi, hon. 481 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,790 [ Gasps ] Woof, some real Season 2 vibes 482 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,041 in there, you know what I'm sayin? 483 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,709 You know, never thought I'd say this, 484 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:09,129 but I think I'm glad we spent that time divorced. 485 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,924 Er, one second. I'll build a fucking swing set in the backyard! 486 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,384 You know, I may technically be from here. 487 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,970 But I'm a goddamn interdimensional traveler now. 488 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:20,224 And all of you can kiss my sci-fi ass. 489 00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,226 [ Grunts ] 490 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:28,398 [ Laughter ] It gets me every time. 491 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,068 Wow, what an amazing joke I just told. 492 00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:32,820 A-And also, what an adventure. 493 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,780 You know, I guess it doesn't matter where we're from 494 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,115 if we're together, huh? 495 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,699 Good -- Good final moral thing. 496 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,910 This is everyone's "original dimension" now. 497 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,328 Great wrap-ups, kids. 498 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,872 -Ugh, you're back. -Oh, shit, Season 2 Jerry! 499 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,290 Look, before you bust my balls, 500 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,667 can someone help with the shower? 501 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,752 It's colder than Beth on our anniversary. 502 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,088 Also, look who I found in Rick's room. 503 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,923 Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! 504 00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:54,258 I don't care how cute he is. 505 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,093 We agreed no boogens in the house. 506 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,678 Wait, Season 2 Jerry, don't! 507 00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,638 Whoa! Summer: Mr. Frundles! 508 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:00,973 Everybody in the car. 509 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,933 Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! 510 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,935 Wait, but I thought he was Mr. Frundles. 511 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,812 Everybody in the car! Now! 512 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,147 Nyah! Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! 513 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,775 [ Overlapping "Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles!" ] 514 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,111 ♪♪ 515 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,529 Beth: What the fuck, Dad?! 516 00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,239 Why would you bring that thing into our house? 517 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,740 It was cute! Fuck. 518 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,117 We gotta find a new timeline now! 519 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,160 You know how hard that shit is without portals? 520 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,830 We gotta do the thing with the Rift and the beacon again! 521 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,999 The whole fucking episode all over again! 522 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,084 Car, fabricate some vomit bags. 523 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,044 Can't we just go back and fix it? 524 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:36,425 [ Booming voice ] Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! 525 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,346 I can't believe portal travel's broken. 526 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,639 I'll get to it when I get to it. 527 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,891 Lift with your knees, Mom. 528 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,018 How many times have you done this? 529 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,979 [ Grunts ] Oh, God. 530 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,565 And you swear they die of natural causes? 531 00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:52,816 Mm-hmm, yep. 532 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,735 The exact same as our old timeline? 533 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,528 Even my stuff? Bit of a rush job, actually, 534 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,739 so they do say "parmesan" weird. 535 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,407 How do they say -- Par-mees-ian. 536 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,867 -Boo. -Jesus Christ. 537 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,702 I could've left you guys! You think the concept of 538 00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,330 "family" matters to me? I'm not even your Rick! 539 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,414 -Uh-huh. -"I'm Denial Rick!" 540 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,041 Beth: See you inside, Dad. 541 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,585 Sorry I was such a Dance Mom about Summer. 542 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,753 She's your daughter, too. 543 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,087 No, boundaries are good. 544 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:17,466 But, uh, speaking of, maybe I've put up too many. 545 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,384 Is it okay if I come around sometimes? 546 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,844 That could be nice. 547 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:24,014 That's a cute outfit. The one we always wear? 548 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,562 [ Sighs ] Yes, Morty? 549 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,564 You promise I'm not, you know, bait? 550 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,483 T-To make that Rick come back? What? 551 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,526 M-Morty, for you to be bait, the guy'd have to 552 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:40,113 value something. He truly does not give a shit. 553 00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,909 He's the real deal. 554 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:47,704 Parmeee-san. Par-meees-ian. 555 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,414 Par-mees-ian. 556 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,333 Par-- Parmeeeeeesian. Parmesian. 557 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,168 Gross. I hate it. Yeah. 558 00:20:53,251 --> 00:21:01,134 ♪♪ 559 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:09,017 ♪♪ 560 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:16,984 ♪♪ 561 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:25,033 ♪♪ 562 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,286 [ Rustling ] 563 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,997 Hello? Morty? 564 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,123 That one big rat? 565 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,541 Whoa, this is a development. Gah! 566 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,418 Shh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 567 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,044 lil guy, easy. You're a Jerry, right? 568 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,754 Never got too close to the concept. 569 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,589 Boy, you have really arc'd out. 570 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,049 Were you putting on pants? 571 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,759 What? Oh, yeah, no, I was naked 572 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,721 to fuck with a guy. Speaking of, did you talk to me, 573 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,514 or a little kid around here? 574 00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:48,849 Maybe. Why? 575 00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:51,101 Because if you hate them, too... 576 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,728 I could be down for a little team up. 577 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,354 Eh, I really don't "team up" anymore. 578 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,273 Managing people, such a headache. 579 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,482 Aah! 580 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:58,775 [ Deep voice ] Fatality... 581 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,777 [ Normal voice ] Jerry wins. 582 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,113 [ Laughing ] 583 00:22:05,323 --> 00:22:06,950 Oh, goddamn dude. 584 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,493 Badass! 585 00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:10,954 [ Groans ] 586 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,497 Why are you here? 587 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:17,586 Buddy, I have been asking myself that exact same question. 588 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,090 Did you get any of that?