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Hey, you kids!
Don't be bad outside my store!

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I keep a nice store!

3
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Give it up, old man!

4
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We're just cool bad kids
doing young stuff! Chh!

5
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[ Laughter ]

6
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You guys wanna do
more skateboard moves?

7
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Which ones?
The rad ones,
that's which!

8
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How are you kids?

9
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Did you know your grandpa's
tryin' to get your attention?

10
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Yeah, yeah,
screw off, weirdo.

11
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Grandson,
w-w-what's that mean?

12
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He's one of
those cult people.

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They worship some psycho
named Roy

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that says
he's everybody's grandpa.

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So what do you want to do today,
e-eat some snacks

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and maybe let me
kiss you finally?

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Y'know,
with my mouth and stuff?

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This is going on
right now.

19
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L-Let's go check it out.
Aw, geez.

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C-Come on, just for fun,
you know?

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No, that's not what I'm --

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You guys keep thinking
I'm a religious leader.

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This isn't a religion.
This is actual truth.

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I'm a scientist in real life,

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but this isn't real life,
this is a video game.

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Y-Y-You at least understand
that much, right?

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This is a video game?

28
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But you said
I'm your grandson?

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I'm saying everyone is.

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Everyone here,
everyone in this world but me.

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You're all my grandson,
your name is Morty,

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you're stuck in a video game,
and I'm here to get you out.

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What about me?
Am I your grandson?

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I just said everyone is!

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-Wow!
-Incredible!

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Okay, okay,
but don't react like that.

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It's not a religion.
This is what is happening.

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You and me and your sister
are at an arcade

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called Blips and Chitz.

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It's been taken over
by terrorists.

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The power went out,
the game restarted,

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and your identity
has been splintered

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into all the non-player
characters.

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So I jacked in as Roy,
that's the player character,

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to get you, my grandson, Morty,

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out of the game
before it's over and you die.

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Okay, question over here.

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Am I your grandson?
Jesus! Yes!

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Every single one of you
is one five-billionth of Morty.

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All of you,
collectively, are Morty.

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Look, I-I don't wanna
seem impatient

52
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but there's actually a lot more
that we have to get done

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so if this is
how hard it's gonna be,

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we are in a lot of trou--

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Summer, what?!

56
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I can't do this
if you keep bugging me!

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Do you understand
time dilation?

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I'm losing a month
a second out here.

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There's an alien army
shooting people.

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What am I doing?!

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It's a small group of
alien terrorists.

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Just do a "Die Hard."
What does that mean?

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Sneak around, use air vents.
You've never seen "Die Hard"?

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I'm 17. No, I've never
seen fucking "Die Hard"!

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Well, neither did
the guy in "Die Hard,"

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so you're nailing it!
Good luck!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Joanna: Larry...

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Larry: No, I'm at the end
of my rope with this kid,

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I swear to God...

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Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
Your beautiful hair!

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This is not
a daughter's haircut!

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I'm not a daughter,
I'm a grandson.

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Your family had
a perfectly fine religion!

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You were raised Jewish!

79
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Dad, tell me anything specific
about being Jewish.

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There's a million
things!

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You go to the temple with the --
the -- the special hat,

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t-the falafafluten --

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Oh,
the falafafluten?

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Our Jewish words
are gibberish

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because we're
a 14-year-old boy

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who was raised
nondenominational Christian

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and we're in
a video game!

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I don't need to hear this
schmoitenheiven!

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Let me ask you this,
little miss grandson,

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little miss
video game character.

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If you're not my daughter,
why stand in my house

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spouting this
chatschkopfka?

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Why even live here?

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Good question.

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There she goes!
My daughter!

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One five-billionth of a kid
trapped in a video game!

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Yeah, that and a college
degree'll pay the rent!

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[ Static ]

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What do you people want?

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We have many interests,

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but right now my primary one
is the location.

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Of. Your. Safe.

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We exchange tokens
for digital currency.

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We don't have a safe.

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Correction,
what you don't have is a head.

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Ohh!

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Is this a weapon
or a medical tool?

108
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Why would you give me a gun
with a laser that thin?

109
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Did you hear me tell him
he wouldn't have a head?

110
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-He's dead, isn't he?
-People die in surgery.

111
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Hey!
Who don't touched me?!

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I don't like being touched!

113
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Check the hostages.

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Make sure nobody else here
is doing a "Die Hard."

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♪ Hello, hello, hello,
my name is Morty ♪

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♪ I'm a 14-year-old boy
in a video game ♪

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-Alright! Yeah!
-Aw, geez!

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Yeah. Look. I feel like
every time I explain this,

119
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I lose followers,
but this isn't a religion.

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And while I do have a message
from a world beyond this one,

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and I do need the entire world
to hear my message,

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what I do not need
is any more songs about it.

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Not in this genre.

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I'm an old-school hip-hop man,

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and no, that's not an invitation
for you to try it

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because I'm just gonna say it,

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we're missing the mark
on diversity.

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[ Crashing ]

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Get down!

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You're all under arrest for
being religious the wrong way!

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It's not a religion!
You know what, just shoot me.

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You think your god
makes you bulletproof?

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There isn't even a God
in the real world,

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you fragmented putz.

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There's extra no God
in here.

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You know what, hippie?

137
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Talking like that is why
you're getting shot!

138
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If you kill him, the game ends
and we all die.

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Get down, lady!
I'm not a lady.

140
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And you're not a soldier.

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We're one person, split into
a lot of little pieces.

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Y-You feel me?
Dawg?

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Y-Y-You're not gonna hurt me.
You're me.

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My name is Kevin!
I'm a Marine! I'm 30!

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I'm a little racist
but my best friend

146
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is an immigrant
that translated for me

147
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in a generic overseas war!

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That's not true.

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We're 14, we like pizza
and masturbation,

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we wear a yellow shirt,

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and we have hair
that looks like a brown helmet.

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A-And we miss our family.

153
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And we're in way
over our heads again.

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Why's this always happen,
man?

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I know, right?
Aw, geez.

156
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Aw, geez.
Come here.

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Aw, geez.
Come here.

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-Aw, geez.
-Aw, geez.

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-Aw, geez.
-Aw, geez.

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Who is that?

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Her video game name
is Marta.

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Okay.
See, this I can work with.

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"Sneak around.
Crawl in some vents.

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Do a 'Die Hard.'"

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[ Screams ]

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♪♪

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[ Chiming ]

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Both scream ]

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Oh, my God, it's disgusting!

171
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Actually,
it tastes really good.

172
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Oh, my God, it's disgusting
that it tastes good!

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Frank, have you found him?
Report.

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Oh. Oh. Walkie talkie.
That's "Die Hard."

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Don't have to see it
to know that.

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This is Jons.
I repeat, have you found him?

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Breaker, breaker.
Walkie talkie.

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I got your walkie talkie.
Bitch.

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Are you doing a "Die Hard"?

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Maybe.

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Are...you?
Also?

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More or less.

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And my associate, Frank?

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Uh, your associate Frank
is definitely not

185
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doing a "Die Hard."

186
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You might even say
he's doing a Die Easy.

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Because I killed him
and it wasn't difficult.

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Calm yourself, Winslow.

189
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Winslow!

190
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Ugh.

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It's not every day
one meets a fellow

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"Die Hard" enthusiast,
Ms....

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Call me "Die Hard."

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Okay, Die Hard.

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Tell me. What do you know
about "Die Hard"?

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What do you care? You writing
a book about "Die Hard"?

197
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As a matter of fact,
I've written several.

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Every sentient civilization
across the galaxy

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eventually develops
the same myth.

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In Centauri, it's known
as "Tower Man."

201
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The Orionese have
their "Thornberg Cycle."

202
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And in Andromeda it's called

203
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"Foolish to Have Imagined
You'd Be Able to Kill."

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All of them
what you'd call "Die Hard."

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The difference being that
cultures like mine

206
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are aware of its importance
whereas I'm starting to doubt

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you could even recall
a single line.

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Walkie talkie "Die Hard,"
motherfucker.

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Aaah!

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News Anchor: Not so long ago,
Grandsonism was being dismissed

211
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as a doomsday cult.

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But since a majority
of the world decided,

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hey you know what,
we like jerking off

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and playing video games
and our sister is out there

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fighting terrorists,
major strides have been made.

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The world is united,
because the world

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is one 14-year-old boy, Morty.

218
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But where's it all coming from?

219
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Some say Grandsonism's leader,
Roy,

220
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has a secret base
somewhere in these mountains.

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I-I-I couldn't find it
so I'm standing in --

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in the general area
with a microphone.

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For Good Enough News, I'm Tony!

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♪♪

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There she is,
my right-hand Morty!

226
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Got enough spaceships?
Not yet.

227
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I figure five more years
of game time

228
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before I can take
the whole fake population

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into fake outer space.

230
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What do we do in outer space?

231
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Nothing. It's fake.
W-We keep going.

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The game's map has edges,

233
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but the game's engine
will let us go past them.

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That will force the game
to reset,

235
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but first it will kick us out,
which Morty should survive.

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I mean, whatever amount of Morty
we have on board.

237
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So if you don't have
five billion handkerchiefs

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soaked in chloroform,

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I hope you can keep
flipping idiots to our cause.

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They're not idiots,
Grandpa.

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They're me.
Ha.

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You'll know how funny that is
when we get back.

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By the way, I had your genius
of a father picked up.

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He's over there.
What? Why?

245
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I thought you'd be grateful
and less distracted

246
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than if I let him die.

247
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He's been in real bad shape
since he lost his wife --

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My mom?

249
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,571
Your not-at-all-real mom,
a mom in a video game.

250
00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,865
Occupied by a tiny fraction
of yourself.

251
00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,034
A fraction of yourself which is
now dead forever,

252
00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:57,662
and fractions add up,
so I had your dad brought here.

253
00:08:57,745 --> 00:09:00,122
You're welcome,
you heartless monster.

254
00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,958
Marta.
It's me, Dad.

255
00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,292
I converted for you.

256
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,419
My name is Morty.
So is yours.

257
00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,754
And there's no conversion.

258
00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,339
We're both Morty.
It's a fact.

259
00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:09,715
Sure, honey,
anything you say.

260
00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,134
I don't want to fight.
I'm proud of you.

261
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,761
Are you mad at me
because before you became

262
00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:16,180
the world's most powerful woman,
I shamed you for your haircut

263
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,140
and called you
a slutty jobless hobo?

264
00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,685
If I were you, I'd be
a little mad about that.

265
00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:23,354
You are me. A-and why would I
be mad at myself?

266
00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:26,107
Good point! Is there anything
to -- to eat around here?

267
00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,650
There's a kitchenette
in the break room.

268
00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:30,152
Oh, a kitchenette you say.
Such red carpet treatment.

269
00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,988
Excuse me?
I said thank you, I love it,

270
00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,864
we-- we--
we're all part of Morty!

271
00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,325
Some of us more important parts
than others...

272
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,786
Man, the part of me
that's my father is a twat.

273
00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:41,163
That's also gonna be funny
when we get back.

274
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,457
Next time you try to do
a "Die Hard,"

275
00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:47,086
don't hide under a long table
like the guy from "Die Hard."

276
00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:48,129
[ Screams ]

277
00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:50,423
Okay, I won't.

278
00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:52,550
I thought you said she doesn't
know how to do a "Die Hard"!

279
00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:55,177
She doesn't.
She's killing us off
one by one!

280
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,513
What do you expect her to do,
buy us each an ice cream?

281
00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:59,765
Two by two?
She's improvising.

282
00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,268
Which is how she's going to
fall right into our trap.

283
00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:03,936
I'm going to wander
the arcade unarmed,

284
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,814
and when she comes across me,
I'll pretend to be a hostage.

285
00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,649
And because she hasn't seen
"Die Hard,"

286
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,568
instead of handing me
an unloaded gun,

287
00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,111
she'll hand me a --
ugh!

288
00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:15,114
"Die Hard"! "Die Hard"!
"Die Hard"!

289
00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:16,615
What the hell was that?!

290
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,034
Summer: "Die Hard"!
"Die Hard"!

291
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,036
You can't just keep yelling
"Die Hard"

292
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,871
into a walkie talkie and --
ugh!

293
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,040
She threw her
walkie talkie away!

294
00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,916
She hates "Die Hard"!

295
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,837
Which makes her
the ultimate McClane.

296
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,881
Forget everything you know
about "Die Hard"

297
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,924
and just go
shoot that bitch!

298
00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,552
President Leland: Thank you for
meeting with me, Mr. Roy.

299
00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:38,387
Half the country hangs
on your every word.

300
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,889
Heck, most of the world.

301
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,724
You're, like, uh,
kind of a pope, I reckon.

302
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,642
L-- I'm not a pope because
it's not a religion.

303
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,311
We're literally
in a video game.

304
00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:47,396
I've heard the message, Roy.
You're not on the clock here.

305
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,023
So you want every single person
on a spaceship.

306
00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:50,733
But you got
a bunch of holdouts.

307
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,319
Maybe people that prefer their
leaders a little more elected.

308
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:54,612
Right. Your voters.

309
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:55,946
People that like
being told what to do

310
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,239
but don't like
admitting it.

311
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,449
Yeah, not sure
I'd put it that way.

312
00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:00,117
I'm sure you'd put it
a stupid way.

313
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,494
I told you this was
a waste of time.

314
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,662
I've got 92% of you
ready to vamoose.

315
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,624
We're not gonna get the rest
by making deals with parasites.

316
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,334
Mr. President,
Roy is Rick.

317
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,878
He's not us.
You and I, w-we're Morty.

318
00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,254
Is that really so hard
to believe?

319
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,506
Kid, I've known it
and I've believed it

320
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,091
longer than you have.

321
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,884
We both became video game
characters at the same moment,

322
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,261
but I knew the truth before you
dropped your skateboard

323
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,930
and went to your first
cult meeting.

324
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,265
How do you think a guy becomes
a President in this game, honey?

325
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,558
By not paying attention?

326
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:25,976
Sorry to call you honey,

327
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,603
I know we're both parts
of a 14-year-old boy,

328
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,814
but my part's old-fashioned
and vaguely Southern.

329
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:32,608
I'm confused. If -- If you know
Rick is real, why --

330
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,111
Why hold out? Because he's
a rude, entitled cock.

331
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,445
He's here to save us.

332
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,364
He -- He could've left the game
and let us die.

333
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:39,615
He's spent 50 years --

334
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,909
50 years, it's what,
a couple hours to him?

335
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,869
He refuses to leave
without his grandson,

336
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,413
but what's grandson
mean to him?

337
00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:46,872
Sounds like
it means butler.

338
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,958
Someone to "Help Summer
with her 'Die Hard,'"

339
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,167
whatever that means.

340
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:51,419
I'll tell you what
it doesn't mean.

341
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,129
Fly fishing.
A hug.

342
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,756
A little appreciation for what
is clearly a pretty decent kid.

343
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,217
At least the 8% of him
that makes up the decent half

344
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,469
of the greatest God damn nation
on the planet.

345
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,762
We're not a person
to him yet.

346
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,764
We're not Morty yet.
We-We're divided.

347
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,016
We're divided because some of us
doesn't trust the guy.

348
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,727
What happens to that part of us
when we're all back together?

349
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,146
One Morty?
Indivisible?

350
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,856
Under a cranky old
bag of dicks?

351
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:14,275
A man you can lock in a box
with five billion pieces

352
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:15,818
of his own God damn
flesh and blood

353
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,653
for 50 God damn
simulated years

354
00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:20,156
and never hear him say
"I love you"?

355
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:23,784
Sorry, pumpkin tits,
that dog don't hunt.

356
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,869
Wa-Want some heroin?

357
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:27,079
I-It's a video game,
might as well.

358
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:31,667
Roy: Just about ready
for launch, kiddo.

359
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,335
I can finally get outta
these clothes.

360
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,837
I don't have nearly
enough pockets.

361
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,589
And it'll be nice to have
my own dick back.

362
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,883
Y-you're fine leaving
8% of me to die?

363
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,676
It's not your finest
8%, Morty.

364
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,761
And 8% of anything
is expendable.

365
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,305
8% of pizza is crust.

366
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:46,682
8% of the Snyder Cut
was Batman dreaming.

367
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,017
I don't know what
that reference is!

368
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,436
We're in a video game!
Not for long, baby!

369
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,021
I'm not leaving
without all of me.

370
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,273
What? Oh, no, let me crunch
these numbers.

371
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,692
8% of five billion
plus one person --

372
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:59,403
my God, if you stay,
it changes nothing! Bye.

373
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,697
If she's not going, I don't
think my country wants to go.

374
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,949
Who invited you to chime in,
monitor face?

375
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,202
Why give me a monitor
if my opinion doesn't matter?

376
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,621
Your opinion isn't allowed
to matter for the rest of us.

377
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,039
We're all a-Morty.

378
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,540
How many chunks of us are we
a-supposed to give up?

379
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,209
Look, I don't know about you,
but I was already

380
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,793
taking a big leap of faith,
here.

381
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,378
We-We're basically
giving up our lives

382
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,922
to become a tiny part
of a stranger --

383
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,048
These lives
aren't a-real!

384
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,841
Yeah, but they're longer!

385
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,511
What -- What is this,
suicide by summit meeting?

386
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,888
Everyone stop.

387
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,890
Rick,
I'll get every single part of me

388
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,892
to get on every ship
and go with you.
Good.

389
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:34,146
But you have to tell us
you love us.

390
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,856
I mean, at this point
even if he said it,

391
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,316
what -- what --
what's with the pause?

392
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,901
Screw you, wait for it!

393
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,569
-Holy war!
-Holier war!

394
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,238
Holiest war ever!

395
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,246
News Anchor: Loyalist
Evacucratic Grandsonistas

396
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,039
claimed seven new cities today

397
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:54,583
while the Stayputlican
Contrasurgent Confederation

398
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,460
of Dedication to
Video Game Reality

399
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,546
invaded the territories
of Mortopia,

400
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,714
New South Saint Morty,
and Wemortyall.

401
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,716
In the end, what does it matter,
everyone's Morty,

402
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,718
nobody wants to die,
and that's a hell of a reason

403
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,804
to kill yourself,
but what can we do?

404
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,597
Aw, geez.

405
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:19,066
♪♪

406
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,819
You know you're my grandson
and none of this is real!

407
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,530
What are you trying to achieve?
You're only hurting yourself!

408
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:27,449
The only reason any of us matter
is we're pieces of Morty!

409
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,951
You taught us that, Rick.

410
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:32,246
But you also taught us
you don't care about Morty.

411
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,622
Here's how much I care.

412
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,749
If you don't stop blowing up
my flying saucers,

413
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,960
I will exterminate
every last one of you!

414
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,628
Anything it takes!

415
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,715
What do I have to say?
I love and respect you, okay?

416
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,633
Too late for talk, Rick.

417
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,095
A robot.
Of course.

418
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,472
I'm not gonna risk dying
because if I die in the game,

419
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,308
you go brain dead,
you're welcome!

420
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,268
Better to die in Roy
than to serve in hell!

421
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:56,979
And what about Summer?
Do -- Do you not care about her?

422
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,814
We gotta get back, Morty.
We gotta help her.

423
00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,149
You know what,
wherever she is,

424
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,192
I'm sure she's doing fine
without your help.

425
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,903
Woof, jinx, anyone?

426
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,156
Should we finish the job,
b-blow the place?

427
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,534
No, this can't end,
not like this.

428
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,369
Do you think
I jinxed her?

429
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,040
Why aren't you
shooting higher?

430
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,958
I don't wanna shoot the glass.
Because...

431
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,628
You don't have to not do things
that were done in "Die Hard."

432
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,672
You can shoot the glass.
Shoot the glass!

433
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,633
Throw grenades!
Do everything!

434
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,427
Just kill her!

435
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,184
Why are you here,
Miss Die Hard?

436
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,020
I want to know why
you don't just leave.

437
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,855
Summer: "Die Hard"!
Wait. Shh. Shh.

438
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:42,024
Daughter: Aw, geez, we get every
single person on a spaceship,

439
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,276
and then what?
And then we help your sister
do her "Die Hard."

440
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:50,032
♪♪

441
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,825
Too much.
It's too much.

442
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,202
Ooh, sorry.

443
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,246
I've got a special guest
with me, Ms. Die Hard!

444
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,873
Or should I call you...

445
00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,917
this guy's sister?

446
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:06,256
♪♪

447
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,341
Mom.

448
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,385
Hello, dear.
I'm joining the other side.

449
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,594
What? Why?

450
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:12,513
I wanna live in the real world
with Roy.

451
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,223
I wanna help Summer
with her Die Hard."

452
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,767
His name is Rick.
And we have no way of knowing

453
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:19,228
if your generation
is actually part of Morty.

454
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,813
Do you know
how offensive that is?

455
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,398
It's parenting like this
that pushed me

456
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,899
into religious radicalism.

457
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:25,734
Bye.
It's not --

458
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,444
Not a religion.

459
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,071
But okay.

460
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,407
Ma'am,
it's really not safe out here.

461
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,284
Also, it's...
time.

462
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,331
Are we going on
the spaceship now?

463
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,916
Pretty soon, Dad.
Yeah.

464
00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:42,334
Are you...lying?

465
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,169
You kind of said it with
that tone in your voice

466
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,921
that we use for dying people.

467
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:48,841
I won't lie to you.
You're dying, Dad.

468
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,509
And we're...

469
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:51,760
not leaving the video game.

470
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,554
We're -- We're gonna
live our lives out here.

471
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:54,888
What?
Why the fuck?!

472
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,765
Why?
It's more real here.

473
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,726
The hell it is!
My liver hurts!

474
00:16:58,809 --> 00:16:59,768
I'm old here!

475
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,353
I wanna be a teenage boy!

476
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,063
I want to jump around
and do homework

477
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,773
and jerk off
all over the place.

478
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,983
But, Dad, that's --

479
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,609
We would've been one
tiny part of that.

480
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,070
In here, we get to be
who we really are.

481
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,447
Yeah. Great.
Dead.

482
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,990
I get to be
a dead father.

483
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,366
Who do I make the --

484
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,119
[ Grunts ]
Who do I -- Who --

485
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,203
Don't talk, Dad.

486
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,830
Gotta finish my zinger

487
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,039
You don't.

488
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,083
Who do -- Who do --

489
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,879
Who do I
make the check out to?

490
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,381
"Best Daughter Ever...

491
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,341
Incorporated"?

492
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,302
[ Flatline ]

493
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:41,852
♪♪

494
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,228
Thought you woulda
left by now.

495
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,355
I was hoping to get at least
half of you home.

496
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,899
I can't hold out
much longer.

497
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:49,651
I-I'm pretty much beating my
heart voluntarily at this point.

498
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,320
Okay,
this is a little awkward,

499
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:54,031
but the time dilation has
given me a chance to reflect.

500
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:57,534
And I-I-I gotta say --
There's no need for that.

501
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,912
I've come to tell you,
I'm giving the go-ahead.

502
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,705
All of Morty
will leave with you.

503
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:02,831
To the real world.

504
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,333
To be your grandson,

505
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,335
may we help Summer
do her "Die Hard."

506
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,213
I-I gotta say,
I-I was not expecting that.

507
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,839
W-Why the change of heart?

508
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,759
My people are staying
only out of loyalty to me.

509
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:14,885
I'm a relic.

510
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,762
I don't represent them
anymore.

511
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:19,640
You really are a good grandson,
you know that?

512
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:20,766
I'm proud of you, Morty.

513
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,935
Please, call me Marta.

514
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,020
That's my video game name.

515
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:28,232
Speaking of which,
I do have one condition.

516
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,442
I must say I admire you,
Ms. Die Hard.

517
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,319
You were
a genuine McClane --

518
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,822
a most worthy
Yankee doodle ruffian.

519
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:39,117
But now
it's all come to an end.

520
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,621
And the quarterback,
as they say, is toast.

521
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:45,165
I don't suppose you have a gun
taped to your back.

522
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,625
What the hell
does that mean?

523
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,794
It's how "Die Hard" ends.
Doesn't matter now.

524
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,546
"Die Hard" tapes a gun
to his back?

525
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,130
That's the end of your
perfect movie

526
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,550
that you've patterned your
whole criminal life after?

527
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,677
Well, it seems to have worked
out pretty well for me

528
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,887
since you're the one
about to die.

529
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,223
What was it you said?
Ah, yes.

530
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,892
"Walkie talkie 'Die Hard,'
motherfucker."

531
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,394
[ Laughs ]

532
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,895
Why are you laughing?

533
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,272
Well, it's funny.

534
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,023
The way you said
motherfucker.

535
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,234
Just laughing.
Okay.
It's just that --

536
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,527
Oh, does that happen
in "Die Hard"?

537
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:14,736
Does John McClane laugh,

538
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,238
and then Hans Gruber
is confused

539
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,115
but then they start
laughing together for a second?

540
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,950
That actually does happen,
yes!

541
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,785
Wait. You knew their names
this whole time?

542
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,245
Not this whole time,
no.

543
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,538
You left your book
in the bathroom.

544
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:25,789
I read it
while I took a shit.

545
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,749
I mean,
mostly the ending.

546
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:36,925
♪♪

547
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,344
[ Slow-motion ]
Yiiiiiiiiiii...

548
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,139
♪♪

549
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,808
...ippppppeeeeeeeee...

550
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,603
♪♪

551
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:52,232
Oh.
...dippee doo, baby!

552
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,860
Nice timing,
Grandpa Rick!

553
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:58,030
Tochter aus Elysium...

554
00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,115
Uh...
Hi, remember me?

555
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:01,533
You shot me
on that table,

556
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:04,661
and the near-death experience
got me reflecting.

557
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,121
I didn't used to be like this.

558
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,081
I-I...uh, ate a kid.

559
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,208
It was dark, and I thought
he was a grown-up.

560
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,669
Ever since then, I haven't
eaten anybody at all.

561
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,338
I think I was channeling
all that pent-up

562
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,006
eating energy into this job.

563
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,382
But now...

564
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,968
[ Snarls ]

565
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,387
Thank you for freeing me.

566
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,556
[ Roars ]

567
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,141
Classic "Tower Man."

568
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:27,893
Almost too on the nose.
Right, Morty?

569
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,228
Sure. I mean, whatever you say,
Rick.

570
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,148
Y-You know best!
I trust you implicitly.

571
00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:34,274
Is he alright?

572
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,567
Oh, yeah, he's fine.

573
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,612
Got him all out,
every last piece.

574
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,199
What's with the jacked-up
"Roy" machine?

575
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,784
Shouldn't you be
taking that to repairs?

576
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,327
Nah, special order.

577
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,996
Some rich douche wants
his last game to keep running.

578
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,498
Hooked it up
to an external battery.

579
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,832
We're just
supposed to store it.

580
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,167
Weird.
Yeah, and get this.

581
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,252
The game's still going,
but Roy's dead.

582
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,504
What?
Yeah, he's just a corpse

583
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,005
floating at the edge
of outer space,

584
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,966
but for some reason
the game won't restart

585
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,927
'cause it's centered on some
old lady living a full life.

586
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,512
Hmm.
Sounds bad.

587
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,222
Well,
put it in there.

588
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:10,978
♪♪

589
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,271
Hey is anybody that wants
this later gonna be able to --

590
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,857
Huh? Oh, yeah, everything's
cataloged and tracked.

591
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,193
People got the wrong idea
from the size of the space,

592
00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:19,569
but it's all supported
digitally.

593
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,321
So I can put it anywhere.
Here's fine?

594
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,532
That's as fine
as anywhere else!

595
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:33,041
♪♪

596
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:42,634
♪♪

597
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:52,227
♪♪

598
00:21:52,310 --> 00:22:01,695
♪♪

599
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:03,780
Why isn't anyone
attacking him?

600
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,073
It's fucking
freezing out.

601
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,700
No,
I think it's the sign.

602
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:09,036
Well, the sign from "Die Hard 3"
was clearly racist.

603
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,413
Obviously.
But I think we went too broad.

604
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,665
"Everybody"?
I mean, who is that offending?

605
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,250
Everybody?

606
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:18,837
At this point,
why even do it?

607
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,715
I wish my brother
was still alive.

608
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,216
[ Shouting indistinctly ]

609
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,760
Did you get any of that?

610
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,261
[ Guitar strums ]