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What are you doing... Dad?

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Dad? Hello? What is wrong with you?

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Really?

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Okay.

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Morning, assholes.
What’s this? Pancakes? Sold.

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What was up with you last night?

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I was totally talking to you
and you acted like I wasn’t there.

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I did? No that wasn’t me.
Technically. That was my Night Person.

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Been having him do crunches
while I sleep. Check it.

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-Damn! Check out that washboard!
-Too hard.

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What the hell’s a night person?

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I nabbed a Somnambulator while passing
through the Goobie-Joob System last week.

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Best investment I’ve ever made.

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Before going to bed,
I type a list of shit I wanna get done,

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then the Somnambulator programs
my unconscious body, or Night Person,

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to do it while I sleep.
I’m getting so much done.

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Can my Night-Person get me
an ab stack like yours, Rick?

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I’m gonna have my Night-Person learn me
Spanish so I can pass my test next week.

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No one gets a Night Person but me.

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This tech is way too advanced
for you zeebs.

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-What?
-Nothing.

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No. Go on. Say it.

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Say what? I don’t know
what you’re talking about.

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Okay. Fine. Fuck it.Everybody gets
a Night-Person. Whatever.

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Stick out your fingers.
It needs a blood sample.

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Blood? Can’t I just give it
Beth’s credit card number?

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This isn’t Postmates, Jerry.
The Somnambulator needs

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your DNA profile to send commands
to your subconscious.

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It can poke all the fingers I got
if I get abs like Rick.

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Looks like I’m learning the trumpet.

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Okay remember, somebody
has to catch me if I faint.

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Night-Family.

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-Hola, mamá. ¿Cómo lo llevas?
-How’s my honor student doing?

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Muy bien. All the niños
and niñas at school

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think I should run for class presidenta.

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‘Sup, ladies. Wanna see somethin’?

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Summer, you wanna drop
this bowling ball on my abs?

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-Hell yes, I’m only human.
-Watch this.

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‘Sup, ladies. You ready, Morty?
The stream’s about to go live.

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-Where are you two going?
-Morty and I started a podcast

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we call "Fab-solutely Ab-ulous."
It’s, an ab-centric hour of fun.

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Hoping to get Nancy Pelosi on the show
next week, wanna drop her on our abs.

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Guess who has a new pen pal.
No takers? It’s me.

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-Pen pal?
-Night-Jerry and I write letters

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to each other. It’s super fun.

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"I also like Tori Amos",
"Hope you like our new pajamas."

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"What is the sun?" Jerry, this isn’t how
you’re supposed to use a Night-Person.

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You two are being
a couple of Debbie Down-theres.

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Wait until Night-Jerry reads about this.

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Who wants cake?

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-Abs are cool.
-Way cool.

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But as above so below,
know what I’m saying, Rick?

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Morty, you must be referring to these
excellent boxer shorts we got from

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the good folks at Boxer Lobster.

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Boxer Lobster Boxers feel like they’re
warm butter on your schwantz.

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And they come in all sorts of styles:
neon, plaid, orange

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I even got a pair with that little,

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the raccoon man from
that one movie, printed on it.

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-Chewbacca.
- Do yourself a favor

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and level up with Boxer Lobster Boxers.
You’ll be glad you did.

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Shit, Rick, they want you to say
Wub-a-lubba-dub-dub at the end.

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Screw that. We’re not whores.

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-Guys, dinner’s getting cold.
-You know what’s not getting cold?

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This hot stack of ab-jacks, son.

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-No notes.
-One more thing:

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Night-Jerry said Night-Summer
would appreciate it

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if everybody could rinse
off their plates after eating.

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-What?
-Ya know,

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rinse the schmutz off after eating.
‘Makes it easier to clean up later.

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What?

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Our job is not to make the
Night People’s chores easier.

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It’s a reasonable request, Rick.
Takes two seconds.

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They exist only to do
the shit we don’t want to do.

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So, until further notice,
which will be never.

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Request: denied.

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Hello there.

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What the cock?
Where are the dishes?

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Dad? They’re in here.

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They busted up all our dishes.

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What are we supposed to
eat off of now, brains for shit?

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You owe me.

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We’ll eat off these,
"Brains for shit."

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Seems like you spent
an awful lot of energy just

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to not give the Night-Family
what they want.

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Jerry tell your boyfriend to suck my dick
and good luck breaking super alien dishes.

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I’ll let him know but
he’s not gonna like it.

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-What?
-Why won’t you rinse your dishes?

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It takes two seconds.

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If you don’t, the schmutz dries
and makes the dish harder to clean.

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-Rinse your dishes. Rinse. Rinse.
-Rinse. Rinse.

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Lemme go, who locked my implants?

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I told you to after you fell asleep.

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You see, Night-You is not in charge.
Night-I am.

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I don’t care, I ain’t rinsing shit.
Hey, what are you doing?

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If you refuse to clean your dishes.

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Then I will have to do it for you.

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I have always been here, Rick.

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Deep inside the mind of your grandchild.
Waiting to come out.

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Your machine allowed me
to steal the night,

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and soon I will seize the day.

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Baby Jesus.

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It’s awful, Baby Jesus. Awful.

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What the fuck’s your problem with me?

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What? What? I don’t know what
you’re talking about.

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I just got force-fed diarrhea
by your night-person,

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who’s also convinced Night-me
to lock me out of my tech.

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Rick? There’s been a pretty clear
escalation down here.

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The Night-Family stripped the house
last night. Everything’s gone.

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Including the Somnambulator.

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They locked us out of the garage.

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I don’t know about you,
but I got the hoo-ha’s.

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God-damn it.
Are you happy now, Summer?!

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I didn’t do anything.
I’m trapped in this bullshit too.

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Glad you think so because
I got a plan to beat Night-Summer.

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You’re going undercover.

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Did you have to make mushy garbage science
on the living room carpet?

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Yeah, no choice, Jerry. Night Summer had
Night-Rick take away my tech.

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Had to improvise.

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There are different levels of cortisol
in your bloodstream

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when you're asleep. So this interface
only works off my awake saliva samples

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There. No one asleep will be able to
deactivate the laser-cage until I win.

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-Where’s Summer?
-Never mind her. All of you get to bed.

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It itches,

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-this whole thing is way uncomfortable.
-Yeah, that’s the idea.

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The Sleep Deprivation Suit is designed
to keep you awake until morning.

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Aren’t they going to be suspicious

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seeing Night-Summer covered
in all this Terry Gilliam?

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They’re not gonna question her;
she’s the leader

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of the Night Family
for some stupid reason.

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When the Night-Family activates,
just blend in,

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make them think you’re Night-Summer.

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If you start to nod off,
suck on this tube.

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-What is it?
-A cocktail of Mountain Dew and DayQuil.

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The kids in Southern Europe
call it DewQuil.

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-Smells gross.
-It is.

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Once you find the Somnambulator,
use this Deactivator Puck.

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Stick it on the Somnambulator and when
the puck activates it’ll fry its circuits.

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Remember: Stay awake. All night.
Meet me back here at sunrise.

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Why are you wearing that suit?

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-Yeah, why?
-Yes.

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Yeah. Because you’re all
such clothing experts.

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-That’s fair.
-Ouch.

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-Fair enough.
-Point taken.

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Get back to work.
I rule the night and stuff.

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-Yes.
-Okay.

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-Will do.
-As you wish.

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Grandpa Rick! Rick, wake up!

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What. I’m up. I’m up.
Did you find it?

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For sure. You were souping up
the Somnambu-whatever

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so they could extend its range
beyond the house.

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But I defeated that shit when I put
the thing on top of the thing.

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Everybody, wake up! Summer fried
the Somnambulator. The nightmare is over.

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-Really? That’s amazing.
-Almost got pinched

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but yes, say adiós to the Night-Family.

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Bye-bye, pen pal.

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00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:24,243
-I want Shoney’s pancakes!
-Yes! Shoney’s pancakes!

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Alright, Brunch is on me, Day-Family.

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You know, for a second there,
I thought Night-Summer was gonna win.

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That chick is the absolute worst.

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Sorry, Rick. But your opinion
means very little to me.

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Did you think you could
stop me with this, Rick?

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-Halt day-manoids.
-Everyone! Get behind my abs.

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Do not move. Do not move.

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You are most definitely surrounded.

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You are the slaves now.
If you have any doubt,

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I suggest you sleep on it.

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-She’s Night-Summer.
-Thanks, Jerry.

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Work! Work!
The function of the Day manoid

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is to serve the Night.
Work Harder! Harder!

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It is natural for the day
to serve the night.

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Night was here long before day.

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Half of all time is night time.

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One hundred and fifty-seven.
One hundred and fifty-eight.

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-One hundred and...
-No more, please! I hate exercise.

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Silence! Crunch harder! Harder!

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We have to escape the
Somnambulator’s reach.

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-Do we even know how far that is?
-No. Cards on the table,

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we may be really eff-ed
in the A this time.

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Report to your designated
sleep pod for rest period.

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I’m a friend of your Son in Law.
Come with me.

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00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:18,440
-What?
-How?

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00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,486
Hurry. We dooon’t have long before
the Proxy-drones go back online.

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00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:30,244
-Thank-you, Night-Jerry.
-Anything to help Day-Jerry’s family,

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he’s a very special perso...

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00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,749
-Why?
-Nice. You got our Jerry back.

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00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,501
Yeah. Totally why I did that.

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00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,712
-Everybody in Rick’s car!
-No, Morty! Wait!

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00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,174
Having a bit a trouble with your car,

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00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,301
-Sanchez?
-Not now, Gene!

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00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,762
Halt! Day-manoids are restricted
from the outside world!

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Halt! Halt!

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Hold on to your tits.

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00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,397
-Where am I going?
-To the airport.

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00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,065
We have to get as far away as possible

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00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,567
from the somnambulator
before we fall asleep.

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00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:04,153
What about Summer?
We can’t leave her behind.

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00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:07,281
She’s not your sister anymore, Morty.
Consider her dead. Eat shit, Summer!

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00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:08,490
Sweetie, ya gotta shake those robots.

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00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,083
I think we lost them.

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00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,253
Son of a bitch!

201
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,382
Damn it, we lost Morty!

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00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,969
Beth! Watch out!

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00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,555
You cannot escap... Shit.

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00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,774
Stop, or I’ll shoot everyone!

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00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,409
Take the wheel.

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00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,536
As you wish.

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00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,166
Let go of me, ya little shit!

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00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,423
No! You’re going the wrong way!

209
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,425
Silence, Day-breather.

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00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,387
-Morty, you’re choking me.
-I know.

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00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,223
What the heck, Dad?

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00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,728
Help me stop your Mom.

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00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,191
Look out, you useless old man!

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00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:28,195
What the hell? Gimmie that gun
and take the wheel, stupid.

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00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,613
Jesus. Sorry.

216
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,008
The Night-Family’s trying to make us
go back home. Ya gotta turn around.

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00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,640
Why even bother, Gene?

218
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,477
Good job, Mom. Back on course.

219
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,562
Almost didn’t make it.

220
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,356
Hit the sheets, Day-manoids.

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00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,109
Night-Person.

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00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,279
I’m on your side.
I’m on your side.

223
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,114
-That’s right, sorry.
-Sorry! Rough day.

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00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,282
Daymanoids.

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00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,375
-Come on. Jump.
-Why?

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00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,044
I’m already in a perfectly functional car.

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00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,130
Family?

228
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,227
Everybody awake?

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00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,688
-We are now.
-What the hay?

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00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,192
Looks like we’re gonna make it, kids.

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00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:54,198
-Nighty-night, slaves.
-Fuck.

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00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:03,582
Take that.

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Fuck.

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Take that.

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-Hold him down.
-No. No.

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Stop! Rick, we’re all the same people.

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There must some agreement we can reach
to stop this god awful conflict?

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-Like what?
-I would consider a truce,

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if the Day-manoids would
rinse their dishes.

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-Fine by me.
-Yes, rinse,

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That seems fair, we can end
all of this right now

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if you agree to rinse your dishes.
What do you say, Rick?

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Let’s go home. Right, Grandpa?

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Great idea, Summer.

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So until you pay that fee,
plus the multiple overdue charges,

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your account will remain frozen.

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Normally this would have been dealt with
by our Day-manoid oppressors

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but we recently freed ourselves
from the shackles of the night.

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Honey, I got thirty
more calls to make today.

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The bank repossessed the car.

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Man. I got logged out of my Twitter
account and don’t know my password. Shit.

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We spent all the
Day-people’s money on vacations,

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renting concert halls and Night-centric
streaming subscriptions. We’re broke.

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I guess, there’s a lot more work
to seizing the day than I thought.

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I have a device that will solve
all of our problems.

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-How long have we been asleep?
-Can’t be that long.

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My god. No. They killed
the choco taco.