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Jerry: Ah! Now, that was some
fantastic chow mein.

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And before you say
that sounded racist,

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you can ask the waiter
how they say it.

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It's Panda Express, honey.
The waiter's from Portland.

5
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Alright, who the hell
changed my ringtone

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to the theme from "Taxi"?

7
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[ Both laugh ]
It's a new thing on Taxi Tok.

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That's a subculture
on TikTok of kids

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who decided the theme
from "Taxi" slaps.

10
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Now you have to play
the "Taxi" theme

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for ten people
while I film it.

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I don't have to do shit.
That's dumb.

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It raises awareness
for leukemia.

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So...who else is excited
for the zoo tomorrow?

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Zoos are my favorite
kind of non-water park.

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It's just a shame that
they both give you diarrhea.

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You only get diarrhea at the zoo
if you eat the food

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you're supposed to feed
to the animals.

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Summer:
Which you've done, twice.

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They put it
in gumball machines.

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You know, fortune cookies
only come true

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if you eat the cookie
first.

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Alright. "Hard work
often pays off"? Lame.

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"Family time
is time well spent."

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Okay, that's not only empty.
It's been disproven.

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Okay, mine says,
"Family time is time well..."

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Oh, man,
I got the same one?

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-Boo.
-Boo.

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What's your stupid
21-century

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00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:08,026
watered-down
fortune cookie say, Dad?

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"You will have sex
with your mother."

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Fortune cookies
aren't legitimate, right?

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Jerry, are you
seriously asking

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if I think you're gonna
have sex with your mom?

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No, I-I wanted to ask
if it's okay with you

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if I make myself
throw up the cookie.

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If it makes you feel better and
you can do it quietly, yes,

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but don't hand that advice
down to Summer.

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[ Retching ]

44
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Ugh! Can't do it.

45
00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,711
Sleepy Gary ruined
my gag reflex,

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00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,172
which is frustrating
because Sleepy Gary wasn't real.

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Neither are fortune cookies.
Go to sleep, Jerry.

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I know they're not real.
[ Chuckles ]

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It's just --
why is it so specific?

50
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And why are three
of the numbers

51
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a few numbers off
from my Mom's birthday?!

52
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Can we investigate this,
Rick?

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It's not an X-File, Jerry,

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You got the world's
last interesting fortune.

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Dad, can you explain to TikTok
what's going on with your mom?

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Summer,
no social videoing!

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What if Mi-Maw sees it?

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We can't let her know this
is a thing that might happen!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Uh, "might"?

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[ Phone buzzing ]
She's calling again.

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She doesn't usually
call this much.

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Because you don't
usually ghost her

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because you don't usually
decide you're at risk of...

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What if she's calling me
to tell me I'm adopted?!

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Well, yeah, then you
should definitely hit that.

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[ Laughter ]

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That's not funny!

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Jerry, you're making it funny
by taking it seriously.

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And none of us
will be laughing

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if you let this
ruin our zoo trip.

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Rick, can you use science to
make it impossible for me to --

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Jerry, you're
insulting science.

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And as the most powerful [burps]
man in the universe,

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if I create technology to
prevent a random occurrence,

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I'll end up making it
more possible than random.

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[ Phone buzzing ]
[ Gasps ]

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[ Laughter ]

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When do we leave
for the zoo?

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One hour. You have one hour
to let go of this.

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I'm already done
thinking about it.

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[ Laughing ]

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Morty:
Check that out, huh?

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Cellphone dings ]

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Jerry: Ah! Ah! No!

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[ Groans ]

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Aah! Aah! Aah!

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[ Laughter ]

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Let me out! Let me out!

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[ Grunting ]

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-You have ten seconds.
-I want to go.

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You know of my love
for the zoo!

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Why are you dressed
like Morty?

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Because Morty's mom
is Beth.

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I'm not unpacking that.
[ Horn honks ]

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Okay, if you think I have
this much patience for the zoo,

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on Earth,
you're sorely mistaken.

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Jerry, if you don't come with
us, I will be so disappointed.

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Okay, you guys should
probably go on without Jerry.

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I just took some readings
on his probability field,

101
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and this fortune
has some strange powers

102
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I'm gonna need
to investigate.

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Really?!
Oh, God, I knew it.

104
00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,076
[ Sighs ] Okay. Well.
Be careful, honey.

105
00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:04,911
Ooh! Bring me back a handful
of zebra snacks?

106
00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:07,288
A-And please take pictures
with my favorite animal,

107
00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,623
the white tiger!

108
00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:10,208
Summer: Because
they breed via incest?

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Is that true?!

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[ Laughter ]

111
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Ah. I knew I was right.
Not even close.

112
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I just didn't want to
see someone get bullied
into going to a zoo.

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You may be the single
dumbest human I've ever met,

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Jerry,
but you still have a right

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to take whatever
you want seriously.

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Thank you,
but if that thing says

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I'm not gonna do it with my mom,
I can go to the zoo.

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Jerry, this thing
measures aberrations

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in probability waves.

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I didn't even bother to
turn it on because if I did --

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[ Whirring, beep ]

122
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Huh.
What?!

123
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Nothing.
Don't get weird on me.

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But, uh, since we're free
for the afternoon,

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you mind doing
a quick activity?

126
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We're gonna disprove this
with efficient brute force.

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These are two shoeboxes.
Both are empty,

128
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but I wrote your mother's name
on the inside of one.

129
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What? God, no! If you think
for a second I'm gonna put my --

130
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Good. I didn't wanna
do this anyway.

131
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Fine! Can I just tell you which
box I would put my penis in?

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Saying it seems worse,
but okay.

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Alright. I would put my penis
in the box on the right.

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00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,302
Great. Uh, look in
the other direction,

135
00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:04,971
and I'm gonna
switch up the boxes.

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00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:06,305
This feels
really low-tech.

137
00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:10,018
Yeah, 'cause
we're measuring reality.

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I would
take out my penis

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00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:14,105
and place it in the box
on the...right.

140
00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:16,524
Again.

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00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:17,984
I would put my penis --

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Jerry, you don't have to say
"penis" every time.

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Just left or right.
Hey, this was your idea!

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I didn't think
it'd go on this long.

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Okay, penis. Ugh!
Left!

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Keep going.

147
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Right.

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Left. Right.

149
00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:33,916
Jerry, are you
fucking peeking?

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00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,753
Tell me what's going on!
You're scaring me!

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00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,005
[ Whirring, beep ]

152
00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:40,798
Okay, I'm just as likely
to shit a balloon

153
00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,050
as I am to become
a dolphin.

154
00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,509
Those are things
that could happen?

155
00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,511
Jerry, everything is
as likely as anything else.

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00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,013
[ Whirring, beep ]

157
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Which is why it's weird that
you're at all likely to...

158
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To what?
To what?!

159
00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,895
Jerry, has your mother
been leaving messages?

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00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:56,731
Three texts.
I'm afraid to read them.

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00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:58,107
Read them.

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00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,109
She's asking
if she can come visit.

163
00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,694
Why would she want that?!

164
00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,279
Jerry, I'm gonna
tell you something

165
00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:05,531
I've never told anyone.

166
00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,450
We need to go
to Panda Express.

167
00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,285
If these guys
wanted my respect,

168
00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:10,912
they could've just gotten
a liquor license.

169
00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:12,789
Now you think this has
something to do with you?

170
00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,416
Jerry, whoever's behind that
fortune has, like, god powers.

171
00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,210
Of course it has
something to do with me.

172
00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:20,463
What do you think I am in this
story, the father-in-law?

173
00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:22,590
[ Whirring, click ]

174
00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:27,053
You guys
wanted my attention?

175
00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,473
Okay, well, now
I'm getting mixed signals.

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00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:32,266
[ Cellphone dings ]
Gah!

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00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,685
Stay here, Jerry.
Time to kick ass.

178
00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:35,978
Gonna need a soundtrack.

179
00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,773
Ship, favorites playlist,
track one.

180
00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:42,235
[ "Taxi" theme song plays ]

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00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:44,570
Alright, fine.
No wrong answers.

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♪♪

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00:06:52,829 --> 00:07:00,753
♪♪

184
00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,255
Tell me where you get
your cookies at,

185
00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:03,756
and we can all walk
out of here alive!

186
00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,466
Fuck you,
DEA piece of shit!
DEA?

187
00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,884
Cookies?
Fortune cookies.

188
00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:08,427
You're not here about our gang's
city-wide meth ring?

189
00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,430
What? No. Break the laws.
They shouldn't exist anyway.

190
00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:14,267
[ Chuckles ] Wow.
I am embarrassed.

191
00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:15,893
[ Chuckles ]
Aw, me too.

192
00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,854
Sorry about, uh,
these dead guys.

193
00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,397
Comes with
the territory.

194
00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,399
So w-where do you
get your cookies?

195
00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:22,984
Same distributor
as everyone else.

196
00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:24,777
That's their truck out back.
Solid.

197
00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,989
Okay, I'm gonna take
the truck in exchange
for not turning you in.

198
00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:34,120
♪♪

199
00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:36,706
Geez. How much money
can there be in cookies

200
00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,040
that you get for free?

201
00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,959
And now we're being
retina scanned?

202
00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,335
Oh, oh, oh! I know!

203
00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,171
I've got a theory, Jerry.
Oh, good.

204
00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:46,257
This place is run by
Cookie Monster.

205
00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:48,551
He's really protective
about his cookies.

206
00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:50,261
C'mon, man.
You can't crack a smile?

207
00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:52,513
Oh, yeah -- you're worried
about doing it with your mom.

208
00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,265
Okay. Fair enough.

209
00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,143
Whoa!

210
00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,146
Rick:
Fucking cameras everywhere.

211
00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:03,149
That cup is a camera.
[Burps] That tree is a camera.

212
00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,483
Can you disable them?

213
00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,944
Stealth rule number one --
turning off 300 cameras

214
00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,071
draws more attention
than changing outfits.

215
00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,908
Looks like we need to
dress for success.

216
00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:16,037
Eye of Thundara,
give me suits beyond suits!

217
00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,165
Jerry, assistant clothing.
MAKE-UP!

218
00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:23,544
♪♪

219
00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:24,921
What the hell was that?

220
00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,589
Reuseable "Sailor Moon"
sequence.

221
00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,591
If we ever need to show you
becoming my assistant again,

222
00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:30,509
we can repeat it
and save lots of money.

223
00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,678
[ Imitates R2-D2 beeping ]

224
00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:37,558
♪♪

225
00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,852
Why does an operation
bigger than the government

226
00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,855
want me to...
couple with my mother?

227
00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,690
[ Indistinct conversations ]

228
00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:50,863
♪♪

229
00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:56,953
♪♪

230
00:08:57,036 --> 00:09:00,957
Whoa. Bezos? Bill Gates?
Prime ministers?

231
00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,125
Weirdly,
Billy Zane is also here.

232
00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:07,088
Hello. You're about to meet me,
Jennith Padrow-Chunt.

233
00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:09,715
15 years ago, I was living
in my parents' garage,

234
00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:13,219
eating ramen out of a toilet
when I discovered something.

235
00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:14,887
Fate isn't fiction.

236
00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,890
Everything you want
can be yours, if you ask for it.

237
00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,684
Just ask me.

238
00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,435
Hello, me.
Hello, me.

239
00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:22,770
Look at me's.

240
00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:24,897
Every suit I wear
is virgin white.

241
00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,607
I sleep on a bed
of loose grains

242
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,485
and begin every morning
by dragging my perfect vagina

243
00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:31,237
across Chinese silver grass.

244
00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,905
I'm firm and ripe.

245
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:33,990
[ Cellphone dings ]

246
00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,408
My mother's plane
just landed.

247
00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:36,993
She took a photo
at the airport

248
00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,328
in front of that Wolfgang Puck
that smells like a kindergarten.

249
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,707
Want to know the secret
to how I changed my future?
Yes.

250
00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:45,001
Well, once you're
a level seven investor,

251
00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,752
you'll learn that and more.

252
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,921
Yeah, we're not getting
the answers we want here.

253
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,464
Let's go deeper.

254
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,258
[ Beep ]

255
00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:55,011
♪♪

256
00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:57,430
And now, thanks to
your generous contributions,

257
00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,432
here are
this year's cookies.

258
00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:00,766
[ All crunch ]

259
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,477
"You will receive a 6.8%
year-on-year increase."

260
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,645
Very nice.

261
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,397
"Your talents
are appreciated..."

262
00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,816
[gasps] "...when you become
junior partner."

263
00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:11,777
Holy shit! I'm going to be on
"Dancing with the Stars"!

264
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,447
Please, I can get the money.
I swear! Gak!

265
00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:17,074
I'm afraid it's too late
for that.

266
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,660
[Gags and gulps]
Oh, God, what does it say?

267
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,078
"Your penis will be mangled

268
00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:24,248
by a frozen-yogurt machine
at the U.N."?

269
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,625
I know that machine!

270
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,126
This would sound impossible
to a layman,

271
00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:28,836
but to me
it rings inevitable!

272
00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:31,172
Holy shit.
This is real.

273
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,049
They're controlling fate
for profit.

274
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,467
I'm glad you're happy;

275
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,302
Now can we blow up the building
or something?

276
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,470
I don't think
that's the best way

277
00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:38,888
to take away
their power, Jerry.

278
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,681
Let's take it in a way
that ends with us having it.

279
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,099
You mean you having it.

280
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,101
I'll share it.
Then you fuck my mom.

281
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,562
That's not how it works,
and I already have.

282
00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:48,856
What?!
Jesus, Jerry, come on.

283
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:52,610
How unfortunate.

284
00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,820
Use the emergency fortunes!

285
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,114
Fighting fortunes.
T-T-They're leveling up!

286
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:01,786
"You'll have great success
in a fight."

287
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,205
I'll be damned.

288
00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:05,539
[ Grunting ]

289
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,333
Ha!
[ Grunting ]

290
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:08,918
Yah!
[ Grunting ]

291
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,169
Fuck!
This both sucks

292
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,587
and is
really valuable data.

293
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:12,797
Ha!

294
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,507
Oh!

295
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,008
Aah!

296
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,468
Wha!
Rick, what are you doing?!

297
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,220
Using you
as a human shield.
You said it!

298
00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:21,555
You said the thing
I thought you were doing.

299
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:25,184
We've got intruders.
And one of them...

300
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:28,020
has an unresolved fortune.

301
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,355
[ Beeping]

302
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,689
We need
that man's mother.

303
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,566
Lot of mothers in the world,
ma'am.

304
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,944
But only one of them is
Mrs. --

305
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,405
ugh, God damn it --
Smith?

306
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:42,451
♪♪

307
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,036
So are we going to ignore

308
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,288
that you tried to stop bullets
using my body?

309
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,915
You have
an unresolved fortune.

310
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:50,000
Until you have sex with your
mom, you're basically immortal.

311
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,128
Do you have any idea
how amazing that is?

312
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,671
You don't even care
about me.

313
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,257
You just want
fortune cookie power.

314
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,008
Okay, Jerry,
how 'bout this?

315
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,301
If it comes down to it,

316
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,011
I promise I'll put a bullet
in her head.

317
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,680
No!
Ah, you're right.

318
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,306
The fortune didn't say
she'd be alive, did it?

319
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,058
I hate you!
Hate productive things.

320
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,894
Hate crawling through
a fucking air vent.

321
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,272
Ah, those are those weird
hex-headed screws.

322
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:12,565
Do your screwdriver fingers --

323
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,567
Aah! Aah!

324
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,902
[ Ominous music playing ]

325
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,072
♪♪

326
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,408
[ Grunts ]

327
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:31,083
♪♪

328
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,211
Well, at least we have
no idea what's going on.

329
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,379
That's a LOCKER-ean.

330
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,089
I-It's a species
that eats chaos.

331
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,049
But it has
its digestive disorder.

332
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,135
Its stomach is stripping
randomness from spacetime

333
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,095
and leaving behind
super-dense pockets of energy

334
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,514
that bend entropy
towards definable outcomes.

335
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,057
I mean, th-that's
how fate works.

336
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,434
It's a field,
like gravity,

337
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,186
but instead of pulling
small toward big,

338
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,645
it pulls unknown
toward known.

339
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,522
Ah, so we do know
what's going on.

340
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,441
We know this -- everyone
that's had a fortune cookie

341
00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:57,776
in the last 20 years
has eaten this thing's poop.

342
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,988
Fortune cookies
are alien poop.

343
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,573
These fortunes
are so basic.

344
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,617
Why wouldn't you use this power
to change the world?

345
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,453
Or at least get Nintendo
to make a portable VR headset?

346
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,955
Ooh, this place ain't
for creatin' the future,

347
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,624
but controllin' it.

348
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:14,293
Hi, I'm Old.
Old M. Hucksbee.

349
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,295
The "M" stands
for "Man."

350
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:17,963
You're an arch
little character.

351
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,632
You're the reason
fortune cookies suck?

352
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:21,550
No, no, no,
that's Jenneth Chunt's idea.

353
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,136
You have to glut the marketplace
with pointless fortunes

354
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,971
to increase the value
of real ones.

355
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,098
Controlling destiny
for a price --

356
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,101
that's the Fortune 500's
fortune.

357
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,145
And you're trying
to [burps] stop them?

358
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,522
Just tryin' to get out.

359
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,982
I want to be free
with this here alien gal

360
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,359
so we can get married.

361
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:40,069
Then we can have relations.

362
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,446
Can't do that before marriage,
you know.

363
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:43,572
I'm a Catholic.

364
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,115
Uh, does the alien
want that?

365
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,785
It's not exactly what I'd call
a sentient species.

366
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,036
A man knows.

367
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,579
What does this
have to do with me?

368
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,665
You put this in my cookie.

369
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:55,501
Yep. Oh, I've been tryin'
to get people's attention.

370
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:58,295
I'd make fortunes saying,
"You're a-gonna break your leg

371
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,589
unless you investigate
this cookie company,"

372
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,299
or, "Please come help me

373
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,176
or a virus will
shut down the world."

374
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,178
Finally I just made
a bunch that said,

375
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,847
"You're gonna have sex
with your own momma."

376
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,183
How many? It --
What happened to the others?

377
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,977
I 'spose they fucked
their moms.

378
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:16,021
Now let's cut her chains
and get the hell outta here.

379
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,856
[ Thud ]

380
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,817
Well, shit on a spaghetti.

381
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,402
Hello, Jerry Smith.

382
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,363
Glad you could join us on
Bring Your Mother to Work day.

383
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:26,115
Mom!
Hi, Jerry.

384
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,034
Your friends picked me up
in a limousine.

385
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,536
They said you won something,

386
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:32,121
and I should be the one
to give it to you.

387
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,248
You sick fucks.
Are you guys
enjoying this?

388
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:37,251
I used to think I was just
a regular white woman.

389
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:40,004
Then I discovered
I could control my destiny.

390
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,380
All white women
think that.

391
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,549
The truth is, this alien
crashed in your yard

392
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:44,842
and you ate its shit.

393
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,677
How dare you!
What's your name?

394
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,012
How dare you?!

395
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,471
We should've blown up
the building.

396
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,140
Doesn't matter.
All I was gonna say is,

397
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:54,059
"Guess what, insert name?
Time for you to eat shit."

398
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,227
But first...
[ Grunts ]

399
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,520
Aah!

400
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,731
Oh, no!
I'm so wet!

401
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:01,025
Ah! No!
Jerry!
Come back and block bullets.

402
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:04,236
Authorizing the use
of prototype fortunes.

403
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,779
[ All crunch ]

404
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,948
[ Gunfire ]

405
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,286
Fuck!
You can't hide!

406
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:14,246
My fortune said,
"Headshots only."

407
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,081
[ Morty grunting ]

408
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,083
Harry! Greg! Lashawn!
Dave C.! Dave M.!

409
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,418
Noooo!

410
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,587
You piece of shit,
you killed my friends.

411
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,088
Oh!

412
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,341
Alright, what does
the future hold?

413
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,762
Aah!

414
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,265
Maybe I can Pokémon
this shit.

415
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,100
Blast him,
or we're both gonna die.

416
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,685
Oh, God! Oh, God!

417
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,145
Aaah!
Whoa!

418
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:39,396
You control control water.

419
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,939
Like, the water
inside a guy.

420
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,858
That's a gross power.

421
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:44,234
[ Gunfire ]

422
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,448
I'm gonna let you live
because your fortune sucks.

423
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,909
You can't kill me!
I can't be killed!

424
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,286
Trust me, that's not as good
as it sounds.

425
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,746
Aaaaaaah!

426
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,289
Ah! Ah! Aah!

427
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,416
Oh, it hurts!
It burns!

428
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,335
Fuck!
Oh, my God! My ribs!

429
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:04,421
I can feel my shattered ribs!

430
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,715
[ Gunfire ]

431
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:11,428
♪♪

432
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,721
Shit, these are useless.

433
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,139
Where are
the fighting fortunes?

434
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,641
Ah, no-no-no-no-no!

435
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,393
Those are blanks!

436
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,771
Without fortunes, the effects
are completely unpredictable!

437
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,898
Alright.

438
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,526
♪♪

439
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:26,735
[ Gulps ]

440
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:32,408
♪♪

441
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,993
I am the son of God!

442
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,831
Ah!

443
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:39,915
Jerry's mom:
Jerry!

444
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:41,792
[ Sobbing ]
Help me, Jerry!

445
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,962
Mom! Stay away!
Just stay away!

446
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,172
Come on
and fuck already!

447
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,341
Ma'am, is it possible
we're being given a chance

448
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,511
to take a step back
and examine our behavior?

449
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,054
[ Baby crying ]

450
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,889
You can't kill me,
old man.

451
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,851
I also have
an unresolved fortune.

452
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,520
"The most successful
businesswoman on Earth?"

453
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,606
You could do anything you wanted
and you chose...work?

454
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,860
[ Chuckles ] Every day I get
closer to an unattainable goal.

455
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:11,280
A one-woman lifestyle brand,
forever!

456
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,823
Well, I just used
a dark web account

457
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,867
to hack Goldman Sachs,
remove trillions of dollars,

458
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,869
and purchase everything
your company offers.

459
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:18,537
Congratulations!
You're officially

460
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,664
the most successful
businesswoman on Earth.

461
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:21,832
Fortune fulfilled.

462
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,292
And now I'm emptying
your bank accounts

463
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,752
and giving the money
back to Goldman Sachs,

464
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,921
because I sit dead-center
on the alignment chart.

465
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,965
You son of a bitch!

466
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:31,842
How does it feel
to achieve your dreams?

467
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,010
Empty, right?

468
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,470
Like when DiCaprio
won the Oscar.

469
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,221
You could see it
in his face.

470
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:40,058
[ Echoing] I still have
one more dream --

471
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:45,397
watching you die,
Rick Sanchez!

472
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,066
Ha! You knew my name!

473
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:52,654
♪♪

474
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,032
[ Roars ]

475
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,159
[ Screams ]

476
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,619
She's free! Run!

477
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:01,163
Run, my beauty!

478
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,376
[ Roars ]

479
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,420
Well, butterfly
on a corncob.

480
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,423
I see that I've romanticized
a wild animal

481
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,884
the same way Margaret Howe did
when she jerked off

482
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,261
that dolphin
in the 19-and-60s.

483
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,389
Both she and I assaulted
a captive creature

484
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,934
and expected it
to be reciprocal.

485
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,852
[ Thud ]
Welp, joopityboot.

486
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,229
Time to die.

487
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,105
[ Roars ]

488
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,274
Ah!

489
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,694
Follow me, my queen!

490
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,908
That's all the bad guys down.
We almost got this, Jer.

491
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,702
Ah!

492
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,747
♪♪

493
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,249
No!

494
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,334
Oh, sticks-to-walls guy,

495
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:50,295
I-I-I guess
we were both wrong.

496
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,839
Oh, God.

497
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,674
[ Rumbling ]

498
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,009
[ Roars ]

499
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,135
Oh! Ah!

500
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,096
Ah! Oh!
[ Screams ]

501
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,515
Aaaah!
Rick! Please!

502
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,058
Jerry,
I've got the creature.

503
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,227
I knew it.
I knew it.

504
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,896
God damn it!

505
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,066
Aaaaaaaah!

506
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,819
Oh, God!

507
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,029
Aaaaah!

508
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,990
God damn it.

509
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:22,077
[ Screams ]

510
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:26,206
Ah. Holy shit,
that was close.

511
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,291
Close to what?

512
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,001
Close to everyone
but your son

513
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,794
getting anything
they want forever.

514
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,087
You saved me.

515
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,173
I will never stop
holding this over you,

516
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,841
as if that buys me
anything.

517
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,676
We should get you
some clothes, son.

518
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:38,719
Oh, oh!

519
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:41,263
[ Exciting music plays ]

520
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,973
♪♪

521
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:44,892
I can just feel
the savings.

522
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,020
Hey, wait, uh...

523
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,522
Got this at the crazy place
we just were.

524
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,358
It may look like someone
stuck a hand-written fortune

525
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,027
in there last second,
but I'm pretty sure

526
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,737
that's just the way
it came.

527
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,864
Besides,
these don't mean anything.

528
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,282
[ Crunches ]

529
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,242
Jerry, while I appreciate
the sentiment,

530
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,037
this is a huge waste
of the last real fortune.

531
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,039
Oh. I'm sorry.
I just --

532
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,415
It's cool, it's cool.

533
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,250
Thanks, friend.
Friend?!

534
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,710
Did you just say friend?
What?

535
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,211
W-W-What did I do?
You fucking idiot!

536
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,671
I'm not your friend!

537
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:15,839
Why did you think
I was your friend?

538
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,174
Look at this
you piece of shit.

539
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,176
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so?
I was immortal!

540
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,719
I was immortal
for that whole fight.

541
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,763
All I had to do was
never make a new friend.

542
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:24,306
Jesus fucking Christ,
Jerry.

543
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,515
I'm sorry!
We're not friends!

544
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,808
Yeah, too late, bonehead.

545
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,518
It doesn't say
"new permanent friend."

546
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,521
All friendships end,
especially new ones.

547
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:35,484
Well, maybe that's a fate
the two of us still control.

548
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,697
[ Crying ]

549
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,699
I'm -- I'm sorry
I did that.

550
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,409
It's fine.

551
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:55,504
♪♪

552
00:20:55,587 --> 00:21:05,263
♪♪

553
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:14,982
♪♪

554
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:24,574
♪♪

555
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,577
Man: The zoo. Animals.
Balloons. Moats. Cages.

556
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,037
A fun time
for the whole family.

557
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,248
But you don't care about that.
You're a zebra.

558
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:33,542
You're here for the unparalleled
dining experience

559
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,752
of hand-fed zebra food.
Delicious.

560
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,379
He-- Hey, wait.
Don't eat --

561
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,673
Th-- That's for the zebras.
It's making you sick!

562
00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:41,049
What are you doing?

563
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,467
Jesus, why have they left
all the zebra-feeding

564
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,802
to the people
who come to the zoo?

565
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,429
Is that the only way
the zebras can get food?

566
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,389
They're so hungry.
What the fuck is happening?

567
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:48,807
We're out of zebra food.
Okay?

568
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,726
There's no food left.
Don't come to the zoo.

569
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,811
This was supposed to be
a commercial for zebras,

570
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,438
targeted to zebras.

571
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:55,856
The premise itself
was questionable, but this --

572
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:57,315
this is a nightmare!

573
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:58,942
Don't go to the zoo.
Stay away from the zoo.

574
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,402
Oh, God, what are you doing
in the booth?

575
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,070
Get out!
Get out, you're mad with --

576
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,530
[ Gunshot]

577
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:07,159
Man #2: Ow. Eat it.
Eat zebra food.

578
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:09,661
Okay, um. I guess I can't
blame Dad for being confused

579
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,204
about what to do
with the zebra food.

580
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,415
Also, I have no idea why
they're running this ad,

581
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,833
like, on a loop?

582
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,668
There were murders in it,
and it was specifically

583
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,587
telling you to do the thing
it didn't want you to do

584
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,338
until the very end,
when it reversed.

585
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,549
Why would they sell
the zebra food in the gift shop,

586
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:25,177
unless -- I mean,
do the zebras shop in here?

587
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,762
Are we the ones in the zoo?

588
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,013
Oh, is that the twist?

589
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:29,973
Okay, we're -- it's a human zoo.
Got it.

590
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,018
Did you get any of that?

591
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:37,481
♪♪