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♪♪

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Why are we waiting in line
for food?

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It's a pop-up.

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It's a rare, pop-up
restaurant thing

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that only enters
our solar system -- Rick.

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Morty: You're gonna
spoil your appetite.

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That's a weird way to say
I'm gonna stop being hungry

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by eating food,
but whatever.

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Three crispy,
uh, four wiggling.

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You're probably not even hungry.
You just don't like lines

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because they aren't
about you.

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Another weirdly aggressive way
to describe a friend

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respecting themselves.
-Eugh!

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Helios: What a wonderful thing
to say!

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Ha ha! I was merely inspired by
the wonderful thing you said!

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Sirs? Guys?

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You dropped this.

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Please,
take it as a reward.

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So courteous!

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How nice it will be for you
to eat

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what you were willing to stand
in line for so much sooner.

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Oh, no, that's okay.

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I came to stand in line
and then eat.

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I-I wouldn't wanna do it
differently.

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Both: Hmm...

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Dear fellow, I choose
this moment

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to surrender my sword
so that you may succeed me

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as the newest
Knight of the Sun.

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What? No.

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I-I-I didn't even want
your sandwich.

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I don't want your sword.

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Oh, believe me, son.

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You want it.
I don't understand.

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You're knights?
With a "K"?

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Of the Sun with a "U"
or -- or an "O"?

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Your alphabet
is of no concern here.

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We are sworn defenders
of Helios,

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the center
of this system.

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Okay,
so it's "Sun" with a "U."

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Rick: Oh, God.
Morty, don't take the sword.

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Oh, I'm shocked you're
against something, Rick.

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You know these guys?

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I know how they're dressed
and how boring this sounds.

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You take that sword,
you're gonna get sucked

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into a whole complicated --

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Oh, shit!

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Come on, take it.

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Uh...
I mean, if that kid's
not gonna take the sword...

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He didn't offer it
to you.

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Sorry. Can I just ask
some stuff?

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W-What does
a Knight of the Sun do?

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He takes the sword,
for one thing.

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You know what?
Maybe you made a bad call.

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He -- He doesn't want
the sword.

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I didn't say that.

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Well, you sure
aren't taking it.

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Would you just take
a random --

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Obviously I would, yes!
And I did!

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Best decision
of my life!

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And you're shitting on it!

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Excuse me?
Is this just a free sword?

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Knights: No!
I'm taking the sword.

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Thank you, Dawnling.
What is your name?

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Morty.

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Now it is Sir Mortaniel.

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I made it a little knightier.

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Good day.

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Wait, did he just --

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God damn it, Morty!
You took the sword?

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So boring!

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Oh, like you're not
at this point?

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You drunk cranky fuck!

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Ouch.

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You guys still
gonna stand in line?

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Y-You're not gonna
take this food?

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The pop-up pays us
to stand here.

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To drive up business.

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Knew it.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Everyone!

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Sir Helios' successor,
Sir Mortaniel!

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Together: ♪ Sir Mortaniel,
face so bright ♪

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♪ Serves the Sun with strength
and might ♪

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♪ Sir Mortaniel, come and see ♪

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♪ Just what the Sun provides
for thee ♪

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Wow, my -- my own song!

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Now you know why Sir Helios
had to change your name

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to something
with three syllables.

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Welcome, Dawnling,
to the Sun!

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So it is the Sun,
like Earth's sun?

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Ah-ha,
he's heard of us!

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How come I'm not, like,
burning to a crisp?

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You are currently protected
by our powers,

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but soon they will be yours.

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Our flesh is indestructible!

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Our lives are never-ending,
but not even in the dumb

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vampire way where after a while
you hate it

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and you can't die.

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We can die whenever we want.

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We just don't have to.

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But you're not allowed
to leave, right?

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L-Like, I'll -- I'll --
I'll never see my family again?

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We leave constantly!

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I met you on an asteroid.

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Oh, yeah. Between us,
that wasn't a deal breaker,

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but it's even better
that there's options.

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You'll have more freedom
than you've ever known.

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Our king.

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The Sun is the center
of the solar system.

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It is the home
of the solar Scepter,

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around which
all worlds revolve.

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The men who keep it safe are
admired by all and live as gods.

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Any more questions?

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Uh, yeah, where do I sign?

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Huzzah.
[ Laughter ]

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Well, that does it.

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Off to the parapet
to make this official.

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Yeah,
let's do this.

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Now just cut off your penises
and throw them into the Sun.

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Oooooooookey-dokey.

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I see Mortaniel wants
to go first.

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Uh, not true.

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Do I just leave the sword
wherever?

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I-Is there a sword bin?

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What are you saying?
You don't want to cut off --

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Listen, guys, c-can we not --

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It's a terrific
and painful sacrifice

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we all make
for the most important

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and powerful job
in the universe.

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We've done it since
the dawn of dawns.

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Yep.
There it is in stained glass.

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It's official.
A-And I'm not judging it.

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And I'm not doing it.

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People
really live here?

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This is nuts.
I thought it was a metaphor.

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We have to go.

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Ah. Boy.
They're not messing around, huh?

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How are you not burning?

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Oh, it's just science,

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which,
unless I'm misinterpreting,

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is clearly not
a priority here.

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Okay, c'mon, lil' June bug.

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I-I won't rub your face
in this one.

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I-I'm guessing
you're feeling pretty stupid.

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Yes. Thank you.

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Sir Helios gave his life
with that sword.

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Mortaniel took it.

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He cannot leave unless
he bests me in combat.

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Hmm.
Okay, uh, one sec.

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I'm guessing these guys
are, like, pseudo-immortalish

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since they live on the Sun,
so playing by their rules

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might be the fastest way
out of this.

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J-Just best him
in combat.

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What?
Here.

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This sword uses A.I. to learn
from an opponent's attacks.

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So I have
to get attacked first?

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No, no, no, the sword
has already seen "Blade."

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And loved it.
You'll be fine.

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[ Knights gasp, murmuring ]

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-By golly!
-Ooh! Crikey!

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♪♪

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Okay, so we're done here.

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No. We're not done.

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I am done.

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You are
now king of the Sun.

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Protect the Scepter
always.

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No, no, no, no,
I don't want to!

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[ Gasps ]

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Well, how is
that supposed to work?

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He's king, but he was never
even a knight.

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I mean, that's stupid.
Uh, it's --

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it's definitely a...
Sun first.

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A king with a penis?

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Well, what do you want
from me?!

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Together:
All hail King Mortaniel!

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Uhhhhh, as your king,

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I hereby declare a vacation,
for me.

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I'll come visit you guys,
on, like, Sun Day...

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Sundays.

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If I forget,
just wait a week.

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Keep doing that,
keep the crown. Peace.

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Hell yeah. See?

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That's from when
he's fighting Deacon Frost.

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I don't know. Um,
I-I thought it was cool.

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Okay. So...

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So? Oh.

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So, you dragged me
to a fake restaurant,

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yelled at me for not
doing what you wanted,

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then did something
I told you not to,

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and it almost
cost you your pud,

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but I saved your life,
and now you're waiting for me

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to make you feel
like shit about it.

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That's --
Yeah, you nailed it.

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Morty, I'm sorry I let your
opinion of me get this low.

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All right, I get it.

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There's nothing to get.
I'm for real.

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Look, I'm a drunk,
I'm a psychopath,

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I'm a murderer, but...

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when you called me boring...
I shouldn't have.

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...I needed to hear it.

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And you took the stupid sword,
and I was like, "Holy crap,

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this is who I am
to this kid?

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He just does the opposite
of my advice now.

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I mean,
I-I gotta fix that."

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So I'm gonna be, like, 22%

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more agreeable
with you for, like,

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maybe one episode,
or one adventure.

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We'll see how it goes.
Is 22% a lot?

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Well,
I-I'm not gonna tell you

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what percentage
of our time together

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I'm usually mean to you

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because it'll hurt
your stupid feelings,

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but 22% is substantial.

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You're gonna feel
the difference.

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Okay.
I mean, I-I appreciate it.

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You should, because you made
a real mess with these guys.

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Oh, man!

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-Sire.
-You can't leave.

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Go away!

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My king, it is
our duty to follow you

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till the sun sets
on our watch.

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I mean, it set yesterday,
so you're done. Bye.

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Sire, the sun never sets
on the Sun.

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Can you get rid of them?

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You want me to...
Well...

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You guys know
he can kill you, right?

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I think he'd find that
quite difficult, sire,

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but if it pleases you.

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Can't I just tell you it
pleases me for you to go away?

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No. Not really.

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So you'd rather die
than leave me alone?

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Together: Yes.

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♪ A pheasant plucked for
my good king ♪

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♪ A merry jig,
sweet songbirds sing ♪

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[ Laughter ]

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These guys live on our sun?
I've never heard of them.

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I don't see them doing a lot
to earn interplanetary fame.

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I beg your pardon, wizard.

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The Knights of the Sun
protect the solar Scepter...

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around which even
this world turns.

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Beth: You do mean that,
like, symbolically, right?

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Oh, quite literally.

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The Scepter is the center
of the solar system.

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All planets orbit it.

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We keep it on the Sun
so that

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Jupiter and Saturn
don't bump into each other.

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[ Laughter ]

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Omigod.
They don't even know
sixth grade science.

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That's it!

253
00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:31,427
Yeah, so there you have it.

254
00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:32,678
Traditions suck ass,

255
00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:33,846
and your
most foundational beliefs

256
00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,097
are total bullshit.

257
00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,724
We're supposed to take
your word for it?

258
00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:39,727
Anyone can draw circles
on a board and spout numbers.

259
00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:42,521
Yes, this sounds like
a fun theory, sire,

260
00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,607
but it would take more than this
for us to give up --

261
00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,776
Okay, so how do you guys
think it works again?

262
00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:49,111
Well, the Scepter --
Oh, you mean this old thing?

263
00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,696
Together: Gaaah!
You want it?

264
00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:51,906
Here.
Take it back home.

265
00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:53,658
It's a symbol.
It's your culture.

266
00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:55,284
That's not the same
as reality.

267
00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,453
Does this mean
we cut off our penises

268
00:08:57,536 --> 00:08:59,247
for absolutely no reason?

269
00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,331
That's the bad news.

270
00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:03,918
The good news is,
you're free.

271
00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:05,878
-Ooh, that stings.
-Fuck this knights shit.

272
00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,338
-[ Grunts ]
-A query?

273
00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:10,549
I just used your "computer
phone" to search "despair."

274
00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,760
Where can I get
this heroin?

275
00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:14,136
I'm not telling you that.

276
00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,097
No matter. I'm seeing
from most of your song lyrics

277
00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:17,682
that I can get it anywhere.

278
00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:19,141
[ Clears throat ]

279
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,478
Um, you guys, someone just
used critical thinking

280
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,940
and basic physics to destroy
their first entire religion.

281
00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:27,400
-Nice.
-Good job, Morty.

282
00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:29,610
So no more sun-tourage?
Yep. All done.

283
00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,113
Plus, Rick and I both learned
to support each other better.

284
00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:34,073
So that's it.
We're done.

285
00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:35,866
Feels early,
but w-we're done.

286
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,285
[ Electricity crackling ]

287
00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,619
What's happening?

288
00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,705
Appliances are breaking
that I haven't touched.

289
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:45,710
Maybe the sun is...
celebrating?

290
00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:49,588
Ha ha ha ha! The Sons of the
Moon are storming the walkway.

291
00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:52,008
Doesn't matter. Their aggression
will be kept in check

292
00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,552
by a host of interplanetary
treaties and alliances.

293
00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,304
It's very complicated,
but as long as The Knights

294
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,347
of the Sun stand together,
the solar system

295
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,975
will always have
complete political stability.

296
00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,226
Where are the Knights
of the Sun,

297
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,562
by the way?
I'm done pooping.

298
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:05,563
Hmm?

299
00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:08,357
Did the, uh,
Knights of the Sun...

300
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,817
disband?

301
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,736
While I was pooping?

302
00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:14,322
Sunnnn-kward.

303
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:17,867
♪♪

304
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,745
How many planets in our
solar system have these clowns?

305
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,955
I guess if the sun can support
life, any planet can.

306
00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,416
I mean, maybe we all descended
from a common ancestor.

307
00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,543
Haven't you seen, like,
all of the universes?

308
00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,170
Exactly. So why would
I hang out on Pluto?

309
00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:30,338
That's
some Jerry-league shit.

310
00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,797
[ Indistinct arguing ]

311
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,215
Lithdor: If the Sons of
the Moon can attack the sun,

312
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,550
why should the Viscounts

313
00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:37,094
of Venus continue sitting
in Saturn's shadow?

314
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,512
How's this for a reason?

315
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:41,307
We got all the rings
and all the balls.

316
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,850
-Oh, fuck you.
-Really?

317
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:46,062
If the Saturno Venusian détente
is no longer honored,

318
00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:49,190
I declare you all
moons of Jupiter.

319
00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:50,733
Because
that's what you are to us!

320
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,026
A bunch of moons!

321
00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,944
Do the Knights of the Sun
plan to protect

322
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,613
Mercury from this chaos?

323
00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:57,073
Because if we're on our own,

324
00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:00,117
there's a new,
very tiny sun in town.

325
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:03,371
[ Fireworks exploding,
indistinct shouting ]

326
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,831
[ Shouting stops ]
It's all you, pal.

327
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:06,957
Um, hello?

328
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,542
Don't I have, like,
authority

329
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,503
over this
Sons of the Moon meeting?

330
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,630
That all depends.
Who the hell are you?

331
00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:13,923
This guy's
the king of the Sun.

332
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,716
-Holy shit.
-When did this happen?

333
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,219
Ha! Then tell your knights
to do their jobs.

334
00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:22,098
Yes, Your Majesty. We all know
the Sun's power lives

335
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,557
and dies with your knights.

336
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:27,311
Who are you?
Who am -- Who --

337
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,188
I am the Marquis of Mars!

338
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,399
And I declare war
on all of you!

339
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,192
War on all of you!

340
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:36,278
Where are the Knights of the Sun
when we need them most?

341
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,488
Funny you should ask, uh...

342
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,865
They're gone!
[ All gasp ]

343
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,076
They've abandoned
their duties.

344
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:43,744
I see it in the bones.

345
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,371
Damn,
the bones nailed it.

346
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,790
Okay, so you have space ships
and magic ladies?

347
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,208
Look, I'm not gonna read
all the books.

348
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,584
What will it take
to let this

349
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,420
Sons of the Moon fiasco
resolve itself?

350
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:55,631
Excuse me. How did you become
king of the Sun?

351
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,216
You look like an Earthling.

352
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,843
Santa?
Santa?

353
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:00,177
What the hell is that?

354
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,138
I'm the Earl of Earth,
god damn it.

355
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,973
I agree with Earth
on one thing --

356
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:07,017
Venus questions the legitimacy
of this king's authority.

357
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,520
My people say I say aye.
[ Indistinct arguing ]

358
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:10,813
I'm the king.

359
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,481
I've got the Scepter
right here.

360
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,858
Marquis of Mars:
What the fuck?

361
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,109
Yeah, yeah, I know
you're freaking out

362
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,402
because it's not on the sun.

363
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:18,446
No, because whoever has it

364
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,281
rules the solar system!

365
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:21,615
It's up for grabs!
Get it!

366
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,410
Earl of Earth:
After it! Ahhhh!

367
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,036
Yes, yes.
I have the Scepter.

368
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,956
Soon Jupiter will be the center
of our solar system's

369
00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,000
newest dark ages.
Fuck that.

370
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,211
Mercury will now be
the shining beacon of --

371
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,714
Time to throw it
all against the wall.

372
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,507
I think you crushed it.

373
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,968
I mean, not just anybody
can start Solar War One.

374
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,137
Stop supporting me.
Can do.

375
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:49,059
♪ Goodbye, blue sky ♪

376
00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:52,313
♪ Goodbye, blue sky ♪

377
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:53,898
♪ Goodbye ♪

378
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,194
♪ Goodbye ♪

379
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:01,780
♪♪

380
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:06,285
♪ Did, did, did, did you see
the frightened ones? ♪

381
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:10,247
♪ Did, did, did, did you hear
the falling bombs? ♪

382
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:13,459
♪ Did, did, did, did you
ever wonder why ♪

383
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:16,170
♪ We had to run for shelter
when the promise ♪

384
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:21,425
♪ Of a brave new world unfurled
beneath a clear blue sky? ♪

385
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:29,808
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

386
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:37,983
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

387
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,320
[ All shouting ]

388
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:45,824
♪ Did, did, did, did you see
the frightened ones? ♪

389
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:50,037
♪ Did, did, did, did you hear
the falling bombs? ♪

390
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:55,584
♪ The flames are all long gone,
but the pain lingers on ♪

391
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:03,551
♪ Goodbye, blue sky ♪

392
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:07,263
♪ Goodbye, blue sky ♪

393
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,973
♪ Goodbye ♪

394
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,350
[ Explosion ]

395
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,269
♪ Goodbye ♪

396
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,062
♪♪

397
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,730
[ Computer beeping ]

398
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,566
Damn, who would have thought
giving the Amish nukes

399
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,067
would threaten
the solar system?

400
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,902
Maybe we should just
jump universes.

401
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,612
I don't know, buddy.
Feels like we're kind of more

402
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,906
about trying out
commitment now, ya know?

403
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,241
Let's put our heads together.

404
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,492
Maybe there's something
we haven't tried yet.

405
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,994
Oh, here's an idea.
Fuck you!

406
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,537
Hey!
Rick, I can't take it.

407
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,831
I admit I'm wrong, I screwed up.
You're killing me here

408
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,082
yes-and'ing me to death.

409
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:37,209
What is this,
"Vat of Acid" again?

410
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,253
Look, man, I'm sorry I've been
such a dick in the past

411
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,838
that you think
I'm doing a thing here.

412
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,591
I'm honestly just trying
to do better by you.

413
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:44,842
Are you a robot?

414
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,260
Morty!
A clone?

415
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,262
Morty, this family's got enough
clones and robots in it.

416
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,014
Come on, Morty, stop asking
what you're asking

417
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,765
and let's just get back
to our crisis.

418
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,643
I'm sorry. It's just been
a hard road with you, Rick.

419
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,145
Morty, I get that,
but you can trust me

420
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,439
when I say I'm just trying
to do right by you.

421
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:01,233
Okay, Rick.
You're right. Maybe...

422
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,527
maybe I just need
to round up some Knights.

423
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,237
If I disillusioned
the old ones,

424
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,947
I'll just have
to re-illusion them.

425
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,824
It shouldn't be that hard,
right?

426
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:11,535
[ Mid-tempo music playing ]

427
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:15,456
♪♪

428
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:18,500
Cousins, we need to return
to the walkway at once.

429
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,878
[ Laughter ]

430
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,047
Why are you laughing?
Did I say something funny?

431
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,423
Oh, Mortaniel.

432
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,634
The only person we bend
the knee to these days

433
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,177
is that sweet Black Betty.

434
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,804
Yeah, man, all hail
Mr. Brownstone.

435
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,432
And his doctor.
Feelgood, that is.

436
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,809
They're talking about heroin,
Morty. They like it.

437
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,478
Obviously.
Obviously?!

438
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,730
Apparently living on the Sun
has turned our veins

439
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,482
into triple-bonded carbon,

440
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,984
so try this tale on for size,
Mortaniel...

441
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,319
we can't OD!

442
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,862
C'mon, you guys
are a mess.

443
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:48,864
Well, they actually
seem kinda awesome, Morty.

444
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,157
Lemme be your king.

445
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,950
I admit, I wanted what you
once had --

446
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,495
brotherhood, tradition,
stability, purpose.

447
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,039
I just...didn't want to cut
my dick off for it.

448
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,457
Phosphorant:
Yeah, that's the point.

449
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,292
We were quick to follow
this boy before,

450
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,003
without even forcing him
to commit to our traditions.

451
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:06,340
And all he did was break
our faith and our walkway.

452
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,926
And now
this random fucking guy

453
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,220
is here again
to tell us what to do?

454
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,514
No fucking way!

455
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:16,308
What if I cut off my dick?

456
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,644
But you'd be cutting it off
for no reason.

457
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,354
Yeah, that's the point
of tradition --

458
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:21,980
doing things for no reason,

459
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,234
but it'd be reason enough
doing it for you guys.

460
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,737
Fairenheat: Well, you do that,
that would compete with heroin.

461
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,699
Cool, cool. Can
I maybe get a minute?

462
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:32,700
[ Crying ]

463
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,034
Buddy, what's up?

464
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,412
Reaching some sad conclusions
about your situation?

465
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,372
Yes, but that walkway needs
those knights,

466
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:41,250
those knights need a king,
and that king needs no dick.

467
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,711
Damn, Morty, you really
are stepping up.

468
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,379
Now do you want me
to help you

469
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:46,714
not have to cut
your dick off, though?

470
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,716
Yes, please.
Then I got you.

471
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,050
Uh, you really mean it,
Rick?

472
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,052
Of course, buddy.
I'll give you a fake dick

473
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,554
with three layers
of fail-safes.

474
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,055
They'll never know
the difference.

475
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,640
[ Sobs ]
Shh, Morty.

476
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,309
We're gonna make your dick
so fake, buddy.

477
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:06,108
♪♪

478
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:09,361
The signal! Sir, the Knights
of the Sun are once more.

479
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,529
Hold fire.

480
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,406
If this return to the Old Ways
is true,

481
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:16,076
I'd be willing to return home
and put an end to the bloodshed.

482
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,411
[ Group cheering ]

483
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:23,292
♪♪

484
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:29,006
♪♪

485
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:32,426
Sir? Shall we hold off on the
antimatter hydrogen bombing?

486
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:35,095
[ Chuckles ] Those crusty
knights won't do the Sun

487
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,430
much good without their --

488
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,931
Hoo!

489
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,683
Let's hear them out.

490
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,518
[ Crowd cheering ]

491
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:44,730
I, Lithdor, son of Thrifdor,
personally oversee

492
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,940
the stumping
of thy king's stem.

493
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,942
If his stem burns true,

494
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,278
peace will be restored
between the spheres.

495
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:52,738
[ Cheers and applause ]

496
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,156
Yay!

497
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:58,452
Present the Shears of Stumping!

498
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:01,371
-Morty the Brave!
-You got this, my king!

499
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,458
♪♪

500
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,752
First things first.
Step through this machine

501
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,587
which checks for
nanotechnological

502
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,130
hologram dicks.
What?!

503
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,342
War opened our eyes to
the wonders of new technologies.

504
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,719
Please, step through,
my liege.

505
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:21,308
♪♪

506
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,435
[ Machine beeps ]
Whew!

507
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,978
Sorry, my lord,
but we're gonna need you

508
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,772
to step through
this second machine,

509
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,316
which checks
for emergency clone dicks.

510
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,984
Oh, wow, you guys
really embraced

511
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,320
a lot of specific
new tech, huh?

512
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,322
Whoa, a sunspot!
What? Where?

513
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,658
[ Crowd gasping ]

514
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:41,286
Boy, is -- is that a
third detector I see, as well?

515
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,205
You'll find out after
the second one.

516
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,748
We don't like
to reveal them

517
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,209
until the previous detecting
threshold has been crossed.

518
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,837
Right.

519
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,257
The third detector is going
to scan for a prosthetic dick.

520
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,842
Oh. Ha ha. Good.

521
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,177
Okay, well, go on through,
and, of course, by "prosthetic"

522
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,513
we mean witchcraft dick.

523
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,682
-Shit.
-I sense one.

524
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:04,393
The bones say
he's still packin'.

525
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,353
[ Crowd gasps ]

526
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,563
Ha ha, can't get nothin'

527
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,939
past the chicken bone lady.

528
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,858
J-Just testing her.

529
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:14,194
Stump. Thy. Stem.

530
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,947
Rick: [ Thinking ] Morty?
Morty, don't answer out loud.

531
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,658
Can you hear me? It's Rick. I'm
talking to you with my mind.

532
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:20,868
Yeah, I can hear you.

533
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,202
You said that out loud.
Don't speak.

534
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,537
Sorry.
[ Thinking ] Sorry.

535
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,289
I uplinked a telepathic
nano satellite

536
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,707
so we could hear
each other's thoughts.

537
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,542
Carefully do everything
I tell you

538
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,711
in the exact order
I tell you to do it.

539
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,713
Okay.
Grab the scissors.

540
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,965
Okay.
Got the scissors.

541
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,216
Now...run!

542
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,259
Oh, shit, shit!

543
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,802
Guards, seize them!

544
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,512
Morty: [ Thinking ] Run? You
couldn't have just said that?!

545
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,306
You don't have to use
telepathy anymore.

546
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,224
You can just ask your
rhetorical questions out loud.

547
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,642
I don't understand, Rick.

548
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,477
Here's something that's easy
to understand, buddy --

549
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,147
I'm proud of you for trying
to solve your own shit.

550
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,648
Ugh, I didn't want
to have to do this.

551
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,943
It's okay this time.
We don't have any choice.

552
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,111
I love you, Rick.

553
00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:58,155
Love you, too, buddy.

554
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,907
♪♪

555
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,659
Both: Whoooooaaa!

556
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,620
Fairenheat: And that's when
King Morty and Rick

557
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,414
were left with no choice
but to leap into the Sun.

558
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:10,584
Such shame he felt for what
he'd done to our society,

559
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,502
sacrificing his dick
wasn't enough --

560
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:16,173
He gave his entire body
and wizard servant, as well.

561
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:18,550
And after a while,
their sun-proof bones

562
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,010
floated up to the top.

563
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,762
We even checked with
a royal ladle

564
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,221
to ensure it was real sun,

565
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:26,141
not just them hiding beneath
in a vat of fake sun.

566
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:27,935
Such a violent death.

567
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,479
And finally when our grief
could bear no more,

568
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:34,274
we decided to abolish our
medieval act of stem stumping.

569
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,526
And we have
King Morty the Molten

570
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,945
to thank for that.

571
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,237
Both: Morty the Molten!

572
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,948
King Morty the Molten!

573
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,699
See, Morty?
Worked like a charm.

574
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,868
Aren't we risking it
all coming back here?

575
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,578
Morty, we had to know.
Plus the heat --

576
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,289
It's good for my joints.
-King Mortaniel?!

577
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,415
You're alive?!

578
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,708
Yeah, go tell everybody.

579
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,252
Your reward's gonna be
cutting off your own dick.

580
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,088
Right.
Point taken.

581
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,924
R.I.P. and cheerio.

582
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,343
Whew!

583
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:07,683
♪♪

584
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:14,022
♪♪

585
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:20,362
♪♪

586
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:26,702
♪♪

587
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:32,958
♪♪

588
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,210
One crispy,
one wriggling.

589
00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:36,253
Coming right up.

590
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:37,337
Three loozums.

591
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:38,839
How 'bout ten years?

592
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:39,881
In jail.

593
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,758
Huh?
Special Agent Mongo Bongo.

594
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,886
You're under arrest for
illegal hot dog trafficking.

595
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,304
[ Panting ]

596
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,347
Oh!

597
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:48,348
♪♪

598
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,517
[ Hot dogs crying ]

599
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:55,856
♪♪

600
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:58,191
[ Hot dogs crying ]

601
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:01,778
Be free, my little babies.

602
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,697
Ahh!

603
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:06,241
Huh.
Surprised they actually made it.

604
00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:08,702
Kinda thought maybe some birds
would swoop down --

605
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,203
Aaahhhhh! Aah!

606
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,664
I jinxed it. Aah!

607
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,792
Did you get any of that?

608
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:19,713
♪♪