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{\an8} Here we are
in Acton, Ontario!
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{\an8}It’s a beautiful southern
Ontario town with
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a brilliant location,
just northwest of
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the greater Toronto area.
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But, Acton will always
have that smalltown charm.
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While Toronto is
growing just over there,
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Acton is protected from
urban sprawl
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by a major Ontario
conservation area.
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In fact, due to my
achievements in taekwondo,
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Acton can say the same thing
that my family
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and loved ones can...
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They are protected
by a Green Belt.
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When you grow up in a
small town in Newfoundland,
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you see that people have
a sense of humour
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about hard times.
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Check, check.
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I turned that into a
career and hit the road.
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Mr. Jonny Harris!
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Now I’m on a mission to find
the funny in the places
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you’d least expect it,
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Canada’s struggling
small towns.
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Towns that are
against the ropes,
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but hanging in there...
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still laughing in the
face of adversity.
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This is Acton,
Ontario.
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For over 100 years,
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Acton was home to the
Beardmore Tannery,
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which began making
leather in 1865.
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At its peak,
the tannery was over
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a million square feet
in size.
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It was the biggest leather
tannery in the British Empire.
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And Acton became known
as "Leathertown."
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Although, another town lays
claim to that nickname now,
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Boca Raton,
Florida...
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For different reasons.
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Although, if you
think about it,
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excessive tanning
is still part of it.
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To learn the legend of
Leathertown, I managed to...
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"per-suede" a former
Acton mayor to tell me
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tales of the tannery.
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I had a chat with
Rick Bonnette.
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Rick told me the Beardmore
Tannery was so big,
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in its heyday, it employed
something like 2,000 people.
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Rick: It did a lot
of good in the town.
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Fed a lot of families.
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And later on, when I
was growing up as a boy,
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it put a lot of people
through college
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and university.
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Jonny: Rick told me the cow
hides arrived by train
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in nasty condition.
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Rick: They used to
bring in the hides...
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and they would be raw.
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It would give an
awful smell sometimes.
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Jonny: Rick told me it was the
smell of guts and blood.
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Rick: You know, they’d
come as far as Argentina.
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It would be pretty
rancid, just imagine.
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Jonny: They were
salted for transport,
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but they were still covered
in fat and tendons
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and blood and hair...
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Which surprised me,
I thought,
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especially the ones
coming from Argentina,
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they could have stopped
at Brazil to get
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their hair removed,
surely.
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Eventually, however,
the heyday ended
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and the Beardmore
Tannery closed down.
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Rick: The tannery
shut down in ’86,
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and that just sent shockwaves
through the community.
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Jonny: There’s a
lot of reasons,
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including an economic
recession in the 1980s.
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Families had to trim the
fat and tighten their belts,
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which usually in this town
is a good thing, but...
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And even leather
manufacturers were trying to
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use less leather, and
sometimes they would
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cut back by
cutting backsides.
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And of course, this led to
the advent and
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popularity of
assless chaps.
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Rick: A couple business
people that were also
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in the leather industry
bought this building.
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Businessmen bought the
old tannery building
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that the tannery used
to store
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the old hides.
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And they called it,
The Olde Hide House.
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Rick: They ended up
selling retail clothes.
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You name it, leather items,
coats, purses, shoes,
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bomber jackets,
everything.
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Plus they had a restaurant,
Jack Tanner’s,
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because they wanted to
make it a destination.
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Jonny: Right.
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They also came up with
an ad campaign
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that is known all over
Ontario and beyond.
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I’m sure you know it.
It goes...
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Crowd: It’s worth
the drive to Acton!
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Jonny: "It’s worth
the drive to Acton."
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"It’s the worth the drive
to Acton," is right up there
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with some of the classics
like the old Wendy’s,
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"Where’s the beef?"
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Which ironically you might
ask if you saw a cow hide.
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Not only was it catchy,
it worked.
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Rick: They would get
300,000 visitors a year.
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Jonny: Rick said when
The Olde Hide House
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had a big sale,
the streets were jammed.
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Rick: People couldn’t
get out of their,
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they couldn’t get
out their driveways.
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Jonny: People from Acton
had to consider
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where they were going,
and think,
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is it worth the
walk from Acton?
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But The Olde Hide House
also suffered economic woes.
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Free trade made
leather cheaper.
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Rick: The fake leathers,
and they come in at
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a cheaper price,
and you know,
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things like that.
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Alternative leathers
were even cheaper.
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Not that they were
nearly as good quality.
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Remember pleather?
Terrible stuff.
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Remember the mouth zipper
would just rip out?
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Did you ever have
one of those-
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The only thing pleather is
good for is a safe word.
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Rick: Ended up getting
new ownership and...
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they didn’t advertise
like they used to.
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Jonny: By the time The Olde
Hide House closed down,
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just in January of 2025,
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you could tell by the
few ads they did run
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that things weren’t
going as well.
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I think at first
they changed it to,
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"It’s worth the drive to
Acton, not counting gas."
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And then I think the
very last one was,
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"Leather: if it’s all you got,
you can eat it."
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Jonny: But Acton is far
from eating its boots.
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There’s been a series of
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small business
successes here,
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and I met with an Acton
entrepreneur who knows
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a thing or two about
freezing her assets.
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From 70 Below Treats,
Courtney Stanley.
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For someone who has no
idea about it, just like,
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what is freeze drying?
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Courtney: So it uses a
scientific freezer to remove
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all the water content
from the food.
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Jonny: Now, the store’s
called 70 below because
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that’s the temperature you
need to freeze dry food at.
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Freeze drying
removes the moisture,
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and it can intensify
the flavour.
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Then I got to taste
all this stuff.
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We had bananas,
and strawberries,
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and cheesecake.
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I gotta try the ice cream.
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Courtney: It just
does not melt, yeah.
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Jonny: Ice cream sandwiches
that of course don’t melt
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at room temperature.
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That’s delicious!
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Courtney: In the
proper packaging,
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these foods can
last 25 years.
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Jonny: Now, I have to take
her word for it ’cause
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I bought a few bags
while I was there
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and they didn’t make it
to the hotel.
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Courtney: My husband and I,
we moved in here in 2020.
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During the uncertainty
of the pandemic
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when a lot of people
thought we were crazy.
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Jonny: However, the pandemic
was also a time of
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eating candy and
watching TikTok.
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Courtney: A big thing on
TikTok is the ASMR videos,
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the people making sounds,
and the food’s very crunchy.
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Jonny: This is gonna be
my homemade ASMR video.
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Mm, the crunchiness.
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Courtney said one day
her phone blew up.
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It was her friends
calling her to tell her
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that 70 Below
had gone viral.
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Courtney: And I’m like,
wow, that’s amazing.
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And then we went to bed,
and we woke up to
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our online store
completely sold out.
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Jonny: Freeze-dried foods
are becoming a hot commodity.
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Courtney: So, we do have like
a little secret community
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of preppers in
the Halton Hills.
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Jonny: She said a lot of
her clients are preppers.
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Doomsday preppers.
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But I think it’s got to suck
for the kids of
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doomsday preppers.
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For most of us, it was like,
"No, no, no, no.
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No candy ’til
after dinner."
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For them, it’s like,
"No, no no.
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No candy ’til after
the apocalypse."
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But it’s a nice
entrepreneurial
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success story
here in Acton.
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She now employs
seven teenagers.
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Courtney: For me, the
teens just make it so fun.
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Like, they sing,
they dance.
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They’re just fun
to work with.
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Jonny: And yes, they are
allowed and even
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expected to
sample the goods.
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This has got to be a
very different first
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job experience than
back in the day
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at Beardmore Tannery.
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These kids are like, "Oh,
let’s make a TikTok video of
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ice cream bars melting
on our tongues."
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Over at Beardmore, it was
hides and maggots
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and vats of acid.
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If you licked your finger,
you were dead.
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And the blueberries,
the blueberries were small.
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I asked her if they shrank
during the freeze-drying.
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Courtney: They do naturally
come that small because
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they’re wild
Canadian blueberries.
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Jonny: I said, "From
Oxford, Nova Scotia,
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the blueberry
capital of Canada?"
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She said, "Yes!"
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And we all know those are
the most flavorful-est,
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most nutrition-full
blueberries
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that ever existed...
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and naturally are small,
so it’s not the freeze drying.
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You think 70 below,
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that’s cold enough to
shrink your berries.
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And all these things were
very delicious, except for...
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Courtney: There’s some
chicken hearts.
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Jonny: So that’s
a chicken heart?
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Courtney: Once
we were approved,
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that’s when we went into
all the fruits
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and desserts and stuff.
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Jonny: I knew it was
a chicken heart.
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I did not know
it was a dog treat.
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And I realized I was a
beat behind the conversation
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when I started eating it,
and she says to me....
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Courtney: It’s human grade.
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You should have waited
’til I told you that.
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Jonny: And then my heart
skipped a beat.
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Sorry, so this is
a pet treat?
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Courtney: It is a pet treat.
Jonny: That’s nasty.
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That’s a-
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Save that one
for Fido.
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I was confused there
for a second.
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And...
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the chicken heart,
let’s just say
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my body rejected it.
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Jonny: Next, I got to do a
very interesting thing
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here in Acton.
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When I first heard I would
get to use a turtle launcher
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on Fairy Lake,
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I assumed I was
rescuing Princess Peach.
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But instead, I had a
conversation about
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turtle conservation
with Acton’s own,
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Peter Duncanson and
Louisa Lamberink-Van Wijk.
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Peter and Louisa are members
of a volunteer group
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called the Halton Hills
Turtle Guardians,
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rescuing turtles who are
trying to cross the road.
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Louisa: It’s important that
we’re in a small town
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and we’re well known,
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and we have a hotline now
so people call that,
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and it really helps us
to respond very quickly.
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Jonny: They’ve got
a hotline.
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Peter said by the time
they get there,
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there’s usually a
crowd of people
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all gathered
around the turtle.
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Peter: And they show
their innovative side.
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They have all kinds of
floor mats and carpets.
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Jonny: He said one time
he saw a person
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lay a trail of
sliced carrot.
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But I think that’s great
that people in Acton
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are asking the right
questions, at least.
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They’re saying, "How can
I make sure
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this animal crosses
the road safely?"
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It’s not like the comedy
world where we just wait for
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the animal to cross and
then cynically ask why.
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Why does the turtle
cross the road?
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Louisa: They travel
early in the spring.
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They go from where they
hibernated to where
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they want to
spend the summer.
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And the more roads,
the more crossing
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of roads they have to do
to get there.
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So, they get in trouble.
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They told me that people are
often scared of the turtles
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’cause most of the time
around here
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it’s snapping turtles.
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Ah!
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They said the danger
of these animals
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is greatly exaggerated.
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Louisa: And that is their
only defense mechanism.
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It can’t run away.
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Peter: And snapping turtles
can’t pull into their shells
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’cause their shells are very
small for their body size.
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Jonny: I found out
snapping turtles snap
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because they can’t turtle.
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I thought that was
the whole gig.
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Nor can they defend
themselves verbally, so...
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A snapping turtle will snap
because it cannot
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snap back with
a witty retort.
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They told me sometimes
they’ll get a call from
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somebody who has found a
turtle nest where a predator
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has gotten at the eggs.
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Peter: Raccoons,
skunks, possum...
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dig up the turtle eggs
and eat them.
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Jonny: But I also wonder
if maybe these animals
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resent the turtles because
people make such a fuss
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about helping them
across the road.
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Like you gotta think
a raccoon. He’s like,
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"Oh my god, half of my
cousins are roadkill."
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"They’re rolling out the
red carpet car mat
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for this turtle?"
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"Is that guy cutting up
a carrot?"
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But what the Guardians do is
they’ll take these eggs
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that haven’t hatched and
they have incubators.
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They’ll incubate them.
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Whoa, he’s like...
staring contest.
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Peter: He’s giving you
the evil eyes.
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Jonny: Yeah,
he really is.
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And then they’ll bring the
hatchlings back to
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their original habitat
and set them free.
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But I got to join in
with bringing
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these hatchlings back.
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We went out in the canoe,
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beautiful afternoon
on Fairy Lake.
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Peter: So we like to
put them in areas where
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there’s the aquatic plants,
the lily pads.
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Louisa: So we have a
spot picked out for them.
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Jonny: There’s a thing
called the turtle launcher,
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which I thought it was
gonna be like, you know,
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you take a turtle and
you’d be like, all right,
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fire in the hole.
"Bsh!"
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But, it’s not.
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It’s like a fishing rod with
a cup from a Nutra Bullet
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on the end of it,
is more what it’s like.
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There we go.
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That way you can reach out
and you sort of plop it
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where it’s gonna have its
best chance at survival.
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Jonny: Oh. Good luck,
little fella.
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Louisa: There you go.
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Jonny: I mean, although
they’re tough little buggers.
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I was joking
about the mortar,
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but I bet they’d survive
a t-shirt cannon.
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But it was a cool thing
to be a part of, you know?
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Oh, I can feel him kicking.
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- Wee.
- There he goes.
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There he goes.
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I felt like I was
saving wildlife.
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I felt, like...
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that’s probably the closest
I’ll ever come
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to giving birth.
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Peter: Turtle line.
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Louisa: We’re getting a
hotline call coming in.
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Peter: Okay, is it off
on the shoulder now?
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And while we’re doing it,
they get a hotline call.
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Peter: Okay, by the
sheep farm, okay.
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Jonny: It went to Peter’s
cell phone and he got the
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address of where a turtle
had just got hit by a car,
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and then he relayed it
to Louisa.
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She called another person
that she knew was free,
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and he was like,
"Yeah, I’m on the way."
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Louisa: Keep me posted.
Jonny: So that’s it?
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The team is gonna be
on it now,
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they’ll head out there?
Peter: Yeah.
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Jonny: Like most
9-1-1 calls don’t get
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that kind of efficiency,
I think.
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And at no point did they
ever tell the caller,
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"Okay, ma’am, you need
to calm down."
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Jonny: An event that all
Actonites are very proud of
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is the annual
Acton Fall Fair.
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When I was told I could
attend a practice run for
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one of the Fall Fair events,
even though it’s mid-spring,
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I felt like it was
Christmas in July.
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I went to Prospect Park
to meet Fall Fair VP,
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Derek "Gooch" Andrews.
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Gooch said the fall fair
here is known as
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the best little fair
in Ontario.
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It’s food trucks,
a midway, and games.
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Derek: When you move away,
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you always come back
for fall fair.
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Jonny: Yeah, yeah.
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Derek: It is literally
like a homecoming.
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Jonny: Even the little
practice event that
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we had drew a
bit of a crowd.
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This is a fair
fan favourite.
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It’s the
Garden Tractor Pull.
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Jonny: This thing looks a bit
to me like a riding lawnmower.
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Is that what it once was?
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Derek: They start life as
basically garden tractors.
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Jonny: Competitors bring
these modified
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riding lawnmower
sized tractors
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to see who can pull a
weighted sled the furthest.
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Derek: On you get,
Jonny.
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Jonny: They gave me
the green flag.
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Hey!
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Jonny: Like you’re
on this kind of
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toyish looking tractor,
but then you look back
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at the size of the thing
you’re hauling,
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with 1,600 pounds
of concrete on it
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that’s designed
to defeat you.
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And this little thing is
just trucking along
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down the dirt road,
it’s very cool.
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Hey, that was a blast!
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Thanks, everybody!
Eh!
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But I had a challenger.
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Gooch’s daughter,
Dalen.
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She’s got his little tractor
with a hot pink paint job.
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It looks like one of
Elvis Presley’s Cadillacs.
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Jonny: Then she got the flag
and boom, she takes off,
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and I get to see it
this time.
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She’s hauling this
enormous sled,
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and everybody’s cheering
her on, "Dalen!"
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And I was like,
"What the hell?
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I thought you were
on my side!"
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Derek: Official results
are in.
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Jonny went
227 feet 8 inches.
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Jonny: Thank you,
thank you!
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Derek: Dalen went
207 feet 7 inches.
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Jonny: Now, how did I
beat a competitor
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with more experience?
I think as a comedian,
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I have experience
taking things too far.
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Dalen: Come back
in the fall.
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Jonny: I will,
I’m coming back.
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Definitely
gonna come back.
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And then after the race,
I got to meet
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the Acton Fall Fair
ambassadors,
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Olivia Wilson, Erin Day,
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Yavika Sharma!
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And what’s all this stuff
you have here?
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-It’s for you!
-For you!
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-For me?
-Yeah!
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Jonny: And apparently
I am the first-ever
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honorary ambassador
of Acton.
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I’m not saying that
makes me a role model, but...
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Yavika: You’ve got to make
sure to stand up straight,
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you know, put your
best foot forward
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and don’t forget to
iron your sash.
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Jonny: Although
what I really want,
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I’m wondering if
being the ambassador,
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if I get diplomatic
license plates for my car.
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Like, if I get pulled
over speeding in Toronto,
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can I be like, "Ah,
excuse me, officer,
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I am an ambassador from
Acton on official business."
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You might not like how
I drive, but trust me,
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it’s worth it."
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Jonny: Although the
leather biz finally dried
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and tanners no longer
tan hides,
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and no longer do leather
sales draw crowds en masse...
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you’re still tough
and willing and able,
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and somehow make ice cream
that’s shelf stable...
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and build tractors that are
small but haul some ass.
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Toronto grows by the day,
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but the Green Belt
keeps it at bay.
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And the small town energy
here is still alive.
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So are the turtles
of Halton Region,
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and from Mill Street to
the parks to the Legion,
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it’s still fair to say that
Acton is worth the drive.
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Thanks for coming out,
everybody!
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You’ve been great,
thank you!
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{\an8}Rick: Everybody’s
walking out
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{\an8}feeling a couple
inches taller.
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{\an8}You, know feeling
that pride.
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{\an8}Dalem: I learned how large
the Beardmore Tannery was.
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{\an8}I didn’t know that before.
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{\an8}Courtney: I didn’t know the
turtle guardians were
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{\an8}so serious, like I
knew we had them,
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{\an8} but I didn’t t know
they had a whole hotline
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{\an8}and a whole system.
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{\an8}Jonny: Something like old
and wise looking about it.
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{\an8} Almost like it knows
things about the cosmos
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{\an8}that I don’t.
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{\an8}Dalen: Definitely love
that he came to Acton,
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{\an8}but I let him win.
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{\an8}Jonny: It’s sort of a
strange get up for me.
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{\an8}Yavika: Next time
you’re here,
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{\an8}bring your sash and
your cowboy hat.
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{\an8} It’s absolutely
required for this job.
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{\an8}Erin: Absolutely,
and we’ll be there
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{\an8}making sure it happens.