1 00:01:12,862 --> 00:01:16,280 sync and correction by Caio www.addic7ed.com 2 00:01:19,034 --> 00:01:21,001 Jesus, this thing's a fucking aircraft carrier. 3 00:01:21,036 --> 00:01:22,536 I've seen bigger. 4 00:01:22,571 --> 00:01:24,404 Maybe we should chopper in some strippers, huh? 5 00:01:24,406 --> 00:01:25,706 Amp up the party. 6 00:01:28,377 --> 00:01:30,294 Listen, I gotta ask you something before we go on here. 7 00:01:30,379 --> 00:01:32,579 When you told me the old man didn't want to hire me, 8 00:01:32,581 --> 00:01:34,581 did you mean that or were you fucking with me? 9 00:01:34,583 --> 00:01:37,000 Spence, don't develop a complex about it, okay? 10 00:01:37,052 --> 00:01:38,385 - I just want to know. - No, no, he loves you. 11 00:01:38,420 --> 00:01:39,920 Believe me, he's a big fan. 12 00:01:39,922 --> 00:01:41,755 I just did that to, you know, rile you up. 13 00:01:41,757 --> 00:01:43,974 - Stoke your fire a little. - Well, you stoked the fuck out of it. 14 00:01:44,009 --> 00:01:45,092 Okay, then I did great. 15 00:01:45,094 --> 00:01:47,344 Hey, ahoy there. 16 00:01:47,396 --> 00:01:49,646 Come on. Come on board. 17 00:01:52,935 --> 00:01:54,017 What, do you guys got sunstroke? 18 00:01:54,069 --> 00:01:56,153 Take off your shoes. Put 'em in the thing. 19 00:01:58,774 --> 00:02:00,407 First time on a yacht? 20 00:02:00,442 --> 00:02:02,359 First time on one this sweet, boss. 21 00:02:02,411 --> 00:02:04,027 Yeah, must be all the excitement. 22 00:02:04,079 --> 00:02:06,363 She is a work of art, isn't she? 23 00:02:06,415 --> 00:02:08,949 Custom-built, kind of like your suit. 24 00:02:09,001 --> 00:02:10,701 Good to see you. You remember Spencer. 25 00:02:10,753 --> 00:02:12,452 Mr. Anderson. Thanks for seeing us. 26 00:02:12,505 --> 00:02:14,621 - Yeah, the football guy. - Right. 27 00:02:14,623 --> 00:02:17,541 Not as big as I thought you'd be. 28 00:02:17,593 --> 00:02:20,961 So, did you guys bring me anything? 29 00:02:20,963 --> 00:02:25,465 Or did you come here to, you know, polish my vessel? 30 00:02:25,467 --> 00:02:27,467 We've decided to make a push. 31 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,219 We're gonna hold a corporate event, 32 00:02:29,271 --> 00:02:31,188 bring more high-income athletes to the company. 33 00:02:31,223 --> 00:02:32,639 It's about fucking time. And you, 34 00:02:32,641 --> 00:02:34,641 I thought we lost you to the NFL Network or something. 35 00:02:34,693 --> 00:02:36,109 Nah, not my style. 36 00:02:36,145 --> 00:02:37,811 We just signed Vernon Littlefield. 37 00:02:37,863 --> 00:02:40,480 That deal's gonna be huge. He's a very popular guy around the league. 38 00:02:40,533 --> 00:02:43,200 Ricky Jarret, man-about-town, a lot of friends. 39 00:02:43,235 --> 00:02:44,785 Really? Like who? 40 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:47,237 - Uh... - Well, like me. 41 00:02:47,289 --> 00:02:49,039 So between those two and my connections, 42 00:02:49,124 --> 00:02:51,825 we can establish a very unique brand and grow the company. 43 00:02:51,877 --> 00:02:54,161 Can I ask you something? Why am I just hearing about this 44 00:02:54,163 --> 00:02:57,831 as opposed to, you know, seeing the results? 45 00:02:59,752 --> 00:03:01,418 We need to use your yacht. 46 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:03,053 What? 47 00:03:03,088 --> 00:03:04,338 We need to use your yacht. 48 00:03:04,390 --> 00:03:06,506 My baby? 49 00:03:06,559 --> 00:03:08,258 My pride and joy? 50 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:09,927 Ask me if you can fuck my wife. 51 00:03:09,979 --> 00:03:12,346 You got a better shot. Are you out of your minds? 52 00:03:12,348 --> 00:03:14,815 Look, Mr. Anderson, we rented a house on Star Island. 53 00:03:14,850 --> 00:03:16,984 A great house. We're pulling out all the stops. 54 00:03:17,019 --> 00:03:18,902 Mr. Anderson, the players love the bling. 55 00:03:18,938 --> 00:03:22,239 Your baby here, this beauty fits that description to a T. 56 00:03:22,274 --> 00:03:25,525 You want to see results, this is what it takes. 57 00:03:27,029 --> 00:03:28,495 They like the bling. 58 00:03:30,032 --> 00:03:32,366 - I can trust you with my bling? - Oh, absolutely. 59 00:03:32,451 --> 00:03:34,201 This event is strictly corporate. 60 00:03:34,253 --> 00:03:36,203 You have our word. 61 00:03:58,944 --> 00:04:00,394 Not my Js. 62 00:04:00,446 --> 00:04:03,647 Not my Js. Not my Js. 63 00:04:03,699 --> 00:04:06,400 Not my Js. Oh, God, y'all got jokes. 64 00:04:06,452 --> 00:04:08,902 Y'all got jokes. Oh, look at this. 65 00:04:08,904 --> 00:04:10,287 My cell phone, too? 66 00:04:10,322 --> 00:04:13,573 Oh, wow, y'all put my stuff in the cold tub. 67 00:04:13,626 --> 00:04:17,044 That shit is hilar... 68 00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:20,080 Oh, y'all, shit's hilarious. Y'all got me. 69 00:04:20,082 --> 00:04:22,082 Y'all got... Y'all got me. 70 00:04:22,084 --> 00:04:24,301 Y'all got me. 71 00:04:24,336 --> 00:04:26,253 Fuck with my Js now, punk! 72 00:04:26,305 --> 00:04:27,671 Fuck your bitch-ass Js. 73 00:04:27,756 --> 00:04:30,340 Bitch-ass Js for a bitch-ass nigga. 74 00:04:30,392 --> 00:04:31,758 You don't fuck with me. 75 00:05:01,123 --> 00:05:02,923 Is the banner really necessary? 76 00:05:02,958 --> 00:05:04,841 Not for you, maybe. 77 00:05:04,877 --> 00:05:07,461 - You feeling all right? - Yeah, I feel great. 78 00:05:07,513 --> 00:05:09,212 Just wasn't sure if anyone would show. 79 00:05:09,264 --> 00:05:12,466 Shit, girl, everyone shows up for Spencer Strasmore. 80 00:05:12,468 --> 00:05:14,851 Look at all these potential clients. 81 00:05:14,887 --> 00:05:17,554 You looking at the ass or the athletes? 82 00:05:17,606 --> 00:05:20,524 Are there athletes here? 83 00:05:20,559 --> 00:05:22,359 And here comes our guest of honor. 84 00:05:25,447 --> 00:05:28,148 And Spencer say we spend too much? Fuck him. 85 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,200 Reg, come on with the negativity. 86 00:05:30,235 --> 00:05:31,485 Man, look around. 87 00:05:31,537 --> 00:05:33,070 You ever dream we'd be in a place like this? 88 00:05:33,122 --> 00:05:35,322 I never thought we'd live past 19. 89 00:05:35,374 --> 00:05:37,157 We a long way from home. 90 00:05:37,159 --> 00:05:38,792 This is home. 91 00:05:38,827 --> 00:05:40,660 Let's go have some cocktails. 92 00:05:40,713 --> 00:05:42,329 Let's do it. Let's go, bro. 93 00:05:42,331 --> 00:05:43,747 Then the ball got stripped. 94 00:05:43,799 --> 00:05:46,216 I was the first one on it. Felt like a building came down on me. 95 00:05:46,251 --> 00:05:47,834 I thought I was gonna pass out. 96 00:05:47,836 --> 00:05:50,003 They were using every trick in the book to get that ball away, Coach. 97 00:05:50,055 --> 00:05:52,172 You get the nut pull or the eye gouge? 98 00:05:52,224 --> 00:05:54,174 I got both... nut pull and the eye gouge. 99 00:05:54,226 --> 00:05:55,809 I had a guy try to spit in my face once. 100 00:05:55,844 --> 00:05:57,010 I damn near tore his lip off. 101 00:05:57,062 --> 00:05:58,645 - Fish hook, fish hook. - I remember that game. 102 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,815 Well, this nasty bastard tried to go knuckles deep in my ass. 103 00:06:01,850 --> 00:06:03,233 - Ooh! - Oil check! 104 00:06:03,268 --> 00:06:04,735 Oil check. 105 00:06:04,770 --> 00:06:06,853 We don't want you guys living paycheck to paycheck. 106 00:06:06,905 --> 00:06:09,523 You know, nothing saved up for the off season. 107 00:06:09,525 --> 00:06:11,108 You remember the lockout, right, Beas? 108 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,744 - Yeah, shit was rough, man. - Oh, shit. 109 00:06:13,779 --> 00:06:16,246 Too much free time, no money coming in. 110 00:06:16,281 --> 00:06:18,582 Truth is... here's the truth. You want the truth? 111 00:06:18,617 --> 00:06:20,333 The money you guys are making right now, 112 00:06:20,369 --> 00:06:23,503 it's not gonna last unless you save and invest. 113 00:06:23,539 --> 00:06:26,039 Yeah, down the hatch. 114 00:06:26,041 --> 00:06:28,508 So I'm thinking if you guys... 115 00:06:29,962 --> 00:06:31,928 Okay, go mingle. I'll catch up with you guys. 116 00:06:31,964 --> 00:06:33,296 Uh... 117 00:06:33,348 --> 00:06:35,632 oh, hey, I got Molly! 118 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:40,270 Ooh! 119 00:06:40,305 --> 00:06:42,222 - Legs. - Hey, superstar. 120 00:06:42,274 --> 00:06:44,775 If you heard the story I just told, you wouldn't be trying to go back door on me. 121 00:06:44,810 --> 00:06:47,394 - Yeah, fingerbanged at the 50 in Cleveland. You remembered. 122 00:06:47,396 --> 00:06:49,946 Well, it's sort of your go-to story at parties. 123 00:06:50,032 --> 00:06:52,065 - It's charming. - Come here. 124 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:54,401 - Mwah. You look beautiful. - Thank you. 125 00:06:54,453 --> 00:06:55,735 This is a big day for you. 126 00:06:55,737 --> 00:06:58,155 It's a modest business gathering. 127 00:06:58,207 --> 00:07:01,074 Mm-hmm, you've got half of Miami's sports elite filing in. 128 00:07:01,126 --> 00:07:03,660 - How are you holding up? - Good. 129 00:07:03,712 --> 00:07:05,796 You pop any vikes to take the edge off? 130 00:07:05,831 --> 00:07:08,048 I'm straight, clean, having a good time. 131 00:07:08,083 --> 00:07:10,550 Oh, I see, so you're still doing that thing 132 00:07:10,586 --> 00:07:12,919 where you look all macked out, but on the inside 133 00:07:12,971 --> 00:07:15,422 your brain is going crazy. 134 00:07:15,424 --> 00:07:17,090 Well, it's been a month since you bailed. 135 00:07:17,142 --> 00:07:20,093 - Oh, I bailed? Wow. - And I have grown. 136 00:07:20,145 --> 00:07:21,812 - You've... really? - Yes. 137 00:07:21,847 --> 00:07:23,563 So you're totally cool right now? 138 00:07:23,599 --> 00:07:24,764 Totally cool. As a moose. 139 00:07:24,817 --> 00:07:26,566 Even with the whole Ricky thing? 140 00:07:26,602 --> 00:07:28,902 He got in a scrap with Alonzo Cooley at OTAs. 141 00:07:28,937 --> 00:07:31,104 Young buck probably heard his footsteps coming. 142 00:07:31,106 --> 00:07:32,489 I don't know. A little birdie told me 143 00:07:32,524 --> 00:07:33,907 there might be something more to it than that. 144 00:07:33,942 --> 00:07:35,358 Are you gonna chase the birdie? 145 00:07:35,410 --> 00:07:38,278 And lose my cred with the team? Not a chance. 146 00:07:38,330 --> 00:07:40,780 But the story is floating around 147 00:07:40,782 --> 00:07:44,084 and if it goes public, he'll have to finish his career in Saskatchewan. 148 00:07:44,119 --> 00:07:45,702 Have you ever been to Saskatchewan? 149 00:07:45,754 --> 00:07:46,920 What up? 150 00:07:46,955 --> 00:07:49,456 - No, I haven't. - It fucking blows, Spence. 151 00:07:54,129 --> 00:07:56,012 Yo, yo, Spence. What up, man? 152 00:07:56,098 --> 00:07:57,964 Vern, my man. 153 00:07:57,966 --> 00:07:59,132 - How you doin'? - Good to see you, man. 154 00:07:59,134 --> 00:08:01,134 Thank you, fellas, for coming. 155 00:08:01,186 --> 00:08:03,353 Hey, man, my fault I couldn't get back at you this week. 156 00:08:03,388 --> 00:08:05,021 I just been training like a madman. 157 00:08:05,057 --> 00:08:06,890 No problem, brother. You're looking yoked. Look at this. 158 00:08:06,942 --> 00:08:08,525 Look at this shit. You know. Come on. 159 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:09,976 Look at this shit, man. 160 00:08:10,028 --> 00:08:12,812 Hey, man, look, you and Reg, y'all need to get on the same page. 161 00:08:12,814 --> 00:08:15,482 So play nice, both of y'all. Come on. 162 00:08:18,153 --> 00:08:20,320 All right, Reg. 163 00:08:20,372 --> 00:08:22,656 We, uh... we got off to a rocky start 164 00:08:22,708 --> 00:08:24,324 and it's partly my fault. 165 00:08:24,326 --> 00:08:25,909 No, it's all your fault. 166 00:08:27,412 --> 00:08:28,879 I understand why you might feel that way. 167 00:08:28,914 --> 00:08:30,997 - I just wanted... - 'Cause that's how it is, man. 168 00:08:30,999 --> 00:08:33,667 Like you never thought to ask what my plans for Vernon's future are. 169 00:08:33,669 --> 00:08:35,385 Or how I want to build his brand, 170 00:08:35,420 --> 00:08:36,970 make him a fixture in the community. 171 00:08:37,005 --> 00:08:38,505 Be the face of the franchise. 172 00:08:38,557 --> 00:08:40,340 You never see me as anything but some thug 173 00:08:40,392 --> 00:08:41,841 taking his best friend for a ride, which I'm not. 174 00:08:41,843 --> 00:08:43,176 Reg, I ain't making this shit up. 175 00:08:43,228 --> 00:08:46,062 Vernon has zero cash. That happened on your watch. 176 00:08:46,098 --> 00:08:48,431 I never claimed accounting was my forte. 177 00:08:48,483 --> 00:08:51,685 But you, Spencer, you pretend to be something you ain't. 178 00:08:51,737 --> 00:08:53,853 Playing easy breezy everyman 179 00:08:53,855 --> 00:08:56,823 when deep down inside, you a straight hustler like the rest. 180 00:08:58,493 --> 00:09:01,411 Enjoy your party. I know I will. 181 00:09:06,368 --> 00:09:08,919 Hi, Vernon. Your best friend's a douchebag. 182 00:09:08,954 --> 00:09:11,922 All right, last time you get a plus one. Fuck him. 183 00:09:11,957 --> 00:09:13,173 What up, Chuck? 184 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:16,176 Hey, what's happening, Vern? 185 00:09:16,211 --> 00:09:18,345 Man, hoping to get this new deal. 186 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:20,547 I don't want to fuck with that free agency next year, man. 187 00:09:20,599 --> 00:09:22,048 - Huh. - You know how that is. 188 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,633 Yeah. 189 00:09:23,685 --> 00:09:25,268 Hey, how's retirement treating you, though? 190 00:09:25,304 --> 00:09:27,721 Oh, man, it's good. Yeah, it's good. 191 00:09:27,773 --> 00:09:30,223 You know, every day better than the one before. 192 00:09:31,944 --> 00:09:33,727 You hate it. 193 00:09:33,729 --> 00:09:34,945 It's terrible. 194 00:09:34,980 --> 00:09:37,697 I mean, I had a great career, Vern. 195 00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:41,067 Super Bowl champion. Eight-time Pro Bowl. 196 00:09:41,069 --> 00:09:43,286 Got a comfortable home, good job, 197 00:09:43,322 --> 00:09:45,739 fine-ass wife that I always wanna smash. 198 00:09:45,791 --> 00:09:47,958 Plus I hung it up unscathed. 199 00:09:47,993 --> 00:09:49,909 I should be happy. 200 00:09:49,962 --> 00:09:54,381 But still, on the field I was number 71. 201 00:09:54,416 --> 00:09:57,751 Charles Greane. You understand what I'm saying? 202 00:09:59,755 --> 00:10:02,172 Man, you take away that helmet and the jersey, 203 00:10:02,224 --> 00:10:03,757 I'm just a big dude who works 204 00:10:03,842 --> 00:10:05,759 down at the Chevy dealership. 205 00:10:07,262 --> 00:10:08,928 You're depressing the hell out of me, man. 206 00:10:13,602 --> 00:10:15,935 He's sweatin' over there, y'all. 207 00:10:18,156 --> 00:10:19,322 Let's do it. Let's do it. 208 00:10:19,358 --> 00:10:20,940 - $400. - Put 'em down. 209 00:10:20,993 --> 00:10:22,826 That's five. 210 00:10:22,861 --> 00:10:24,611 You guys mind if I play? 211 00:10:26,198 --> 00:10:28,948 - Nigga, do you even have any bread? - No, I don't. 212 00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:31,451 I just got a shitload of money that I wanna lose. 213 00:10:31,453 --> 00:10:32,869 Ooh! 214 00:10:35,257 --> 00:10:37,290 Yeah, okay, all right. Oh, wait. 215 00:10:37,292 --> 00:10:39,175 These aren't loaded, are they? 216 00:10:41,763 --> 00:10:44,381 Oh! 217 00:10:44,433 --> 00:10:46,850 Tracy said there's a story brewing about the fight. 218 00:10:46,885 --> 00:10:49,519 - Alonzo ratted me out. - No, anonymous tip. 219 00:10:49,554 --> 00:10:52,389 Yeah, well, this anonymous asshole say he put my shit in the cold tub? 220 00:10:52,441 --> 00:10:54,774 - Treating you like a rookie? - Can you believe that shit? 221 00:10:54,810 --> 00:10:56,693 All I did was offer to buy Alonzo's number. 222 00:10:56,728 --> 00:10:59,062 Guys do it all the time. You know this. 223 00:10:59,114 --> 00:11:01,481 Look, what you need to do, honestly, is bury that bone again. 224 00:11:01,483 --> 00:11:02,982 Maybe she buries the story. 225 00:11:02,984 --> 00:11:04,484 Oh, I just sling D and everything goes up? 226 00:11:04,536 --> 00:11:06,786 That's right, babe, sling it. It'll fix everything. 227 00:11:06,822 --> 00:11:08,571 She ain't gonna run the story. It's not her style. 228 00:11:08,623 --> 00:11:11,658 But the problem is somebody will run the story. 229 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:14,544 They're always making shit out to be worse than it is. 230 00:11:15,664 --> 00:11:17,213 Come here, brother. Talk to me. 231 00:11:17,249 --> 00:11:19,666 I'm your boy. What's going on between you two? 232 00:11:19,718 --> 00:11:21,334 I'm telling you, if Alonzo's got some kind of beef, 233 00:11:21,386 --> 00:11:22,502 that's his fucking problem. 234 00:11:22,554 --> 00:11:24,170 Right, but when you try to feed him your Jordans, 235 00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:25,672 then it's our problem. 236 00:11:25,674 --> 00:11:28,007 Well, you know what? Come on, man, it's a party. All right? 237 00:11:28,009 --> 00:11:30,894 Life is too short to be walking around in a bad mood all the time. 238 00:11:30,929 --> 00:11:32,312 - I'm not in a bad mood. - You sure? 239 00:11:32,347 --> 00:11:34,481 I'm sure, brother. I just wish you'd spend as much time 240 00:11:34,516 --> 00:11:35,932 thinking about your actions as I do. 241 00:11:35,984 --> 00:11:37,851 All right, well, you should think less and live more. 242 00:11:37,853 --> 00:11:40,570 - We only go around once. - Stop charming me. 243 00:11:42,074 --> 00:11:45,608 Oh, shit! 244 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:48,027 So, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me get this straight. 245 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,029 You take a booze cruise to a tittie bar? 246 00:11:50,082 --> 00:11:52,365 No, no, no, the tittie bar is on the boat. 247 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:55,034 We call that shit the motorboat. 248 00:11:57,005 --> 00:11:59,706 That's the best idea I've ever heard, man. 249 00:11:59,758 --> 00:12:02,759 Boating, booze, and boobs... The holy trinity of fun. 250 00:12:07,048 --> 00:12:09,716 Oh! 251 00:12:09,718 --> 00:12:12,886 World star, bitches. 252 00:12:12,888 --> 00:12:14,804 How's life in the real world, Spence? 253 00:12:14,856 --> 00:12:16,222 You still dreaming about laying people out? 254 00:12:16,274 --> 00:12:17,557 Nah, let me tell you something, Dan. 255 00:12:17,609 --> 00:12:20,143 Right now my dreams are all about deals and dollars. 256 00:12:20,195 --> 00:12:22,612 It's hard to lay people out when you're aiming for their kneecaps. 257 00:12:22,647 --> 00:12:24,397 Is that your professional opinion, Reggie? 258 00:12:24,399 --> 00:12:26,483 Well, hell, you never saw the Buffalo game. 259 00:12:26,535 --> 00:12:28,234 - What was that, 2000... - Eight. 260 00:12:28,236 --> 00:12:30,120 2008, you never saw that one, did you? 261 00:12:30,155 --> 00:12:31,738 The Balsamo hit. Brutal. 262 00:12:31,790 --> 00:12:34,324 I don't collect scalps, but that one's right up there. 263 00:12:34,376 --> 00:12:36,743 I'm amazed either one of you two walked off the field after that hit. 264 00:12:36,795 --> 00:12:38,411 Look at him now in one piece, 265 00:12:38,463 --> 00:12:40,463 destined for success in financial management. 266 00:12:40,499 --> 00:12:42,382 - Hear, hear. - You look beautiful. 267 00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:45,168 - Thank you, Jay. - You'd make a hell of a GM, Spence. 268 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:46,836 You got compassion, people skills. 269 00:12:46,888 --> 00:12:50,173 I appreciate that, Coach. Just give me a pair of wraparounds and a visor. 270 00:12:50,225 --> 00:12:51,591 No, no, no. 271 00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:53,226 Don't want to have to negotiate with this guy. 272 00:12:53,261 --> 00:12:54,677 - You won't have to. - Good. 273 00:12:54,729 --> 00:12:56,429 What is the endgame here, though, Spence? 274 00:12:56,481 --> 00:12:58,431 Is it agent? Broadcaster? Coach? 275 00:12:58,433 --> 00:13:01,100 You're such a star, why not own a damn team while you're at it? 276 00:13:03,188 --> 00:13:05,271 Well, I figured if Venus and Serena could do it, 277 00:13:05,323 --> 00:13:07,490 - own a piece of the Dolphins, why can't I? - Magic and Jordan did it. 278 00:13:07,526 --> 00:13:09,242 Getting your profit off the crop ain't enough. 279 00:13:09,277 --> 00:13:10,777 You want to own the whole damn plantation. 280 00:13:10,779 --> 00:13:12,745 Now I know your bell been rung. 281 00:13:12,781 --> 00:13:14,113 Who is this asshole? 282 00:13:14,115 --> 00:13:15,949 Why don't you give it a rest, Reggie? 283 00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:17,617 Excuse me, boys. Duty calls. 284 00:13:19,788 --> 00:13:21,671 Hey, uh, Spencer. 285 00:13:21,706 --> 00:13:24,174 Hey. 286 00:13:24,259 --> 00:13:25,792 I got a proposition. 287 00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:27,627 Oh, I'm giddy with anticipation. 288 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:29,796 I want a real stake in Vernon. 289 00:13:29,848 --> 00:13:33,349 I mean, I'm not trying to get squeezed out, end up his personal valet. 290 00:13:33,385 --> 00:13:35,385 I want to be invested like you. 291 00:13:35,437 --> 00:13:38,471 You get 3% of, what, every dollar you handle? 292 00:13:38,523 --> 00:13:40,139 I'll take one of those. 293 00:13:41,309 --> 00:13:43,860 You'll take one? 294 00:13:43,895 --> 00:13:45,478 Oh, and you'll give one. 295 00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:47,447 I mean, I would ask you for a suitcase full of money, 296 00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:50,533 but I don't think you have any left, Mr. Franchise Owner. 297 00:13:52,404 --> 00:13:54,370 So think on it. 298 00:14:12,557 --> 00:14:14,307 You've got to be kidding me. 299 00:14:14,342 --> 00:14:16,643 No, it's not funny. It's cruel. 300 00:14:16,678 --> 00:14:18,895 Look, I wouldn't touch this shit with a 10-foot pole, 301 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:25,018 but the tabloids havfield. 302 00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:28,238 Therno the is this. 303 00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:37,697 Listen up. Listen up. 304 00:14:37,749 --> 00:14:41,117 Now the only grown-up here is about to leave. 305 00:14:41,169 --> 00:14:44,337 You understand? I don't want to hear about none of you tomorrow morning 306 00:14:44,372 --> 00:14:48,207 on "TMZ," "Deadspin," or Page fucking Six. 307 00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:50,043 Do not fuck up. 308 00:14:50,095 --> 00:14:53,012 I repeat, do not fuck up. 309 00:14:53,048 --> 00:14:55,181 Clear, Coach. We ain't gonna fuck up. We got you. 310 00:14:55,216 --> 00:14:57,383 Oh, I never worry about a sweetheart like you, Jarret. 311 00:14:57,385 --> 00:14:59,552 Spencer, it's on you. 312 00:14:59,638 --> 00:15:00,720 Yes. 313 00:15:19,624 --> 00:15:21,240 My man, cheers. 314 00:15:21,242 --> 00:15:23,710 Hello. Watch out for him. 315 00:15:34,255 --> 00:15:36,339 Ahem. 316 00:15:36,391 --> 00:15:38,558 - Brother Rick. - You finally cheered up. 317 00:15:38,593 --> 00:15:41,427 The party is a success. Almost perfect. 318 00:15:41,479 --> 00:15:43,479 Almost? Man, we turned up in this bitch. 319 00:15:43,515 --> 00:15:45,648 - We turned up in this bitch. - All the way up. 320 00:15:45,684 --> 00:15:47,400 All the way. You know? 321 00:15:47,435 --> 00:15:49,936 I do. Who's the chick? 322 00:15:49,938 --> 00:15:52,438 Oh, yeah, yeah. That's Kara, 323 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,073 my interior designer. 324 00:15:54,109 --> 00:15:55,992 - She's beautiful. - She's gorgeous. 325 00:15:56,027 --> 00:15:57,443 She one of your jump-offs? 326 00:15:57,445 --> 00:15:59,696 Who gives a damn if she is, man? 327 00:15:59,748 --> 00:16:02,699 Alonzo Cooley does. 328 00:16:03,702 --> 00:16:05,451 Get the f... No, no, no, no. 329 00:16:05,453 --> 00:16:07,120 She doesn't wear a ring and neither does he. 330 00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:10,623 She doesn't wear a ring 'cause that's not Alonzo's wife. 331 00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:12,759 She's his mom. 332 00:16:13,962 --> 00:16:15,795 Yeah. 333 00:16:15,847 --> 00:16:18,214 Motherfucker. 334 00:16:18,266 --> 00:16:21,801 Yes, that is in fact you. 335 00:16:21,853 --> 00:16:25,221 Man, I got to get me one of these bad boys. 336 00:16:25,273 --> 00:16:27,306 The upkeep alone would cost you millions. 337 00:16:27,308 --> 00:16:30,977 You got to crew it, maintain it, gas it. 338 00:16:31,029 --> 00:16:33,029 This thing drinks five gallons a mile. 339 00:16:33,064 --> 00:16:34,530 Joe knows boats. 340 00:16:34,566 --> 00:16:36,149 That I do. 341 00:16:36,151 --> 00:16:38,618 No, I'm good, man. I got the season coming up. 342 00:16:41,373 --> 00:16:43,573 Bless. 343 00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:45,124 I used to have a boat. 344 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,993 - You did? - Yeah. Not like this. 345 00:16:47,045 --> 00:16:49,912 This is... this is barely... this is like a fucking spaceship. 346 00:16:49,964 --> 00:16:51,831 But she was pretty damn sweet, man. 347 00:16:51,883 --> 00:16:53,966 - I loved that boat. - So why'd you lose it? 348 00:16:54,002 --> 00:16:56,969 Sometimes the things we love aren't long for this world, Vern. 349 00:16:58,339 --> 00:17:00,923 Especially when your alcoholic ex-wife gets drunk 350 00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:03,559 and falls overboard and drowns. 351 00:17:05,847 --> 00:17:08,014 You crying, man? 352 00:17:08,066 --> 00:17:09,816 - What? - I think he crying, Nate. 353 00:17:09,851 --> 00:17:12,518 - No, it's just the weed. I'm not crying. - You tripping, Joe. 354 00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:14,237 - No, really. - I'm over it. 355 00:17:14,272 --> 00:17:16,155 And that's how you boil a hot dog. 356 00:17:16,191 --> 00:17:18,191 - Yeah. - Uh, hey. 357 00:17:18,193 --> 00:17:20,326 Um, I brought some of your biggest fans, Vern. 358 00:17:20,361 --> 00:17:21,994 - Okay. - You remember Sarah. 359 00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:23,112 - Hey. - This is Chloe. 360 00:17:23,164 --> 00:17:24,614 - Hello. - Tisha. 361 00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:26,532 - Hey. - And this is Brea. 362 00:17:26,584 --> 00:17:29,585 Like the cheese. 363 00:17:29,671 --> 00:17:31,204 Like the cheese! 364 00:17:31,206 --> 00:17:33,089 - Hey, ladies. - Hi. 365 00:17:33,124 --> 00:17:34,540 It's always nice to meet new fans. 366 00:17:34,592 --> 00:17:36,926 - Nice to meet you. - Hey, hey, Joe. 367 00:17:36,961 --> 00:17:40,379 Joe, your yacht is amazing. 368 00:17:42,801 --> 00:17:45,802 Thank you. You should see my other yacht. 369 00:17:45,854 --> 00:17:49,021 I would show that to you, but I loaned it to Prince 370 00:17:49,057 --> 00:17:50,523 and he took it to Majorca. 371 00:17:50,558 --> 00:17:52,024 You guys want a tour? 372 00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:54,227 - Uh, yeah. - Yes! 373 00:17:54,229 --> 00:17:55,728 How many times you get with her? 374 00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:57,697 - Two... and a half. - Okay. 375 00:17:57,732 --> 00:17:59,031 I went down on her in the kitchen. 376 00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:01,451 She put in these gorgeous quartz countertops. 377 00:18:01,486 --> 00:18:03,069 Please tell me you did not know who she was. 378 00:18:03,121 --> 00:18:04,904 Oh, man, her last name isn't even Cooley. 379 00:18:04,956 --> 00:18:07,240 - I got her card in my wallet. - This is not good. 380 00:18:07,292 --> 00:18:08,958 You're gonna have to apologize to Alonzo. 381 00:18:08,993 --> 00:18:10,126 Why should I? 382 00:18:10,161 --> 00:18:12,078 Because you have gone in where he came out. 383 00:18:12,163 --> 00:18:14,747 That is like a home invasion. 384 00:18:14,749 --> 00:18:15,915 Kara is a grown-ass woman. 385 00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:18,584 More grown than I thought, but it is what it is. 386 00:18:18,636 --> 00:18:20,753 She is Alonzo's mother. 387 00:18:20,805 --> 00:18:22,305 Okay? That's a line we don't cross. 388 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,474 No wives, no moms. 389 00:18:24,509 --> 00:18:26,309 You got to cut her loose so we can stop the bleeding. 390 00:18:26,344 --> 00:18:28,094 Right. 391 00:18:28,146 --> 00:18:30,179 - Maybe I don't want to. - Rick, be reasonable. 392 00:18:30,231 --> 00:18:32,482 I like her. She's sophisticated, she's smart. 393 00:18:32,517 --> 00:18:34,016 I don't know. She's bangin'. 394 00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:36,102 You said, though... you were like, "Rick, she's banging." 395 00:18:36,104 --> 00:18:37,687 I vouched for you, Rick. 396 00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:39,772 And now everything could be fucking ruined. 397 00:18:39,824 --> 00:18:42,992 You know, maybe it's this vodka cranberry, I'm a little confused. 398 00:18:43,027 --> 00:18:45,995 Are you trying to protect my interest or your own? 399 00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:48,581 Oh, easy, Rick. This is one and the same. 400 00:18:48,616 --> 00:18:50,283 - His interest is your interest. - No, no, no. 401 00:18:50,335 --> 00:18:52,201 This fucking doesn't feel like it. It really doesn't. 402 00:18:52,253 --> 00:18:55,037 Rick, I asked you to start conducting yourself like a professional. 403 00:18:55,089 --> 00:18:57,790 My profession is still that of a football player. 404 00:18:57,792 --> 00:18:59,959 And all these players you're trying to sign, 405 00:18:59,961 --> 00:19:02,628 they'll tell you that I conduct myself accordingly. 406 00:19:03,631 --> 00:19:06,048 Shit, you bet that. 407 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:09,435 And would every one of these players tell me it's okay to bang their mom? 408 00:19:10,688 --> 00:19:13,523 No, I mean... It's totally not my thing. 409 00:19:13,558 --> 00:19:14,774 It's the tequila talking. 410 00:19:18,813 --> 00:19:21,063 Oh, okay. So we gonna go there. 411 00:19:25,403 --> 00:19:27,653 That's great shit. You should have some. 412 00:19:27,705 --> 00:19:30,623 I guess a little toot couldn't hurt. 413 00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:33,993 - Ah! - Whoo! 414 00:19:33,995 --> 00:19:36,295 - Yes! - Hey, Reg, man, I'm gonna bounce, all right? 415 00:19:36,331 --> 00:19:38,831 - Do your thing, okay? - Wait, hold on, man. 416 00:19:38,883 --> 00:19:41,300 - It's cool. Do y'all... it's cool. - Hey, man, hold on. 417 00:19:41,336 --> 00:19:43,836 Hey. Ah, shit. 418 00:19:43,888 --> 00:19:45,838 Vernon. 419 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,757 Hey, hey, man. Listen, man. 420 00:19:47,842 --> 00:19:51,093 Chill out, man. These honeys, man, they are DTF. 421 00:19:51,145 --> 00:19:53,980 Okay, man? Listen, I can't handle all these girls by myself. 422 00:19:54,015 --> 00:19:55,898 - You got it. You're good. - Come on, baby. 423 00:19:55,934 --> 00:19:58,234 I love you, Miami! 424 00:19:58,269 --> 00:20:01,687 I mean, I guess I could stay a little while longer. 425 00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:04,240 - Yeah, man, you don't want to be rude. - Exactly. 426 00:20:04,275 --> 00:20:08,361 Hey, we're gonna live forever! 427 00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:17,787 Ah! Doesn't matter. 428 00:20:17,839 --> 00:20:20,873 These neighbors are all assholes anyway. Fuck 'em. 429 00:20:20,925 --> 00:20:22,541 Go! 430 00:20:22,594 --> 00:20:25,261 Charles! Charles! Go, Charles! 431 00:20:25,296 --> 00:20:29,348 - Go, Charles! - Come on! Yeah! 432 00:20:56,911 --> 00:20:58,911 My man V. 433 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,584 Oh, my God. Let's play Truth or Dare. 434 00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:07,303 And we can... You guys can be my... 435 00:21:07,338 --> 00:21:08,888 You guys can be sister wives. 436 00:21:08,923 --> 00:21:11,424 We'll have orgies all the time. 437 00:21:11,476 --> 00:21:13,142 That... you get the highest 438 00:21:13,177 --> 00:21:15,311 if you put it right up your asshole. 439 00:21:46,961 --> 00:21:49,045 Ooh, get back here, you. 440 00:21:49,097 --> 00:21:50,296 Oh, no. 441 00:21:50,298 --> 00:21:51,931 You know, me and your son are on the same team. 442 00:21:51,966 --> 00:21:53,299 Ain't that a conflict of interest? 443 00:21:53,301 --> 00:21:57,219 Oh, 'Zo's had plenty of fun with my friends. 444 00:21:57,271 --> 00:21:59,305 No reason I can't have fun with his. 445 00:21:59,307 --> 00:22:02,108 Me and Alonzo are not friends. 446 00:22:02,143 --> 00:22:04,810 Me and Alonzo are teammates. 447 00:22:04,812 --> 00:22:07,813 Okay, teammates that wind up being like brothers, 448 00:22:07,815 --> 00:22:12,651 which makes our thing extra fucked up, now that I think about it. 449 00:22:12,704 --> 00:22:14,286 Ricky, listen to me. o myon is 450 00:22:14,322 --> 00:22:20,493 wa to be taken seriousl d 451 00:22:21,829 --> 00:22:24,714 and I'd come off Yeah, I mean, g his name I... I get that. a 452 00:22:24,749 --> 00:22:27,166 But I also get why he'd be so upset. 453 00:22:27,168 --> 00:22:29,218 Yeah, 'Zo's always been the sensitive one. 454 00:22:29,303 --> 00:22:32,505 Oh... whoa, whoa. Sensitive one? 455 00:22:32,557 --> 00:22:34,306 Well, yeah. 456 00:22:34,342 --> 00:22:37,560 I mean, his brothers aren't nearly as thin-skinned, 457 00:22:37,595 --> 00:22:40,513 and his sisters... 458 00:22:40,515 --> 00:22:42,681 tough as nails. 459 00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,016 How many kids you got? 460 00:22:50,691 --> 00:22:52,241 You good, Charles? 461 00:22:52,276 --> 00:22:54,026 I just puked in the dinghy. 462 00:22:54,028 --> 00:22:55,327 Come on, man. 463 00:22:55,363 --> 00:22:56,996 Oh, no! 464 00:22:57,031 --> 00:22:58,831 This is custom-made. 465 00:22:58,866 --> 00:23:00,866 Where's your shirt? 466 00:23:02,036 --> 00:23:04,253 Oh, shit! 467 00:23:04,288 --> 00:23:05,838 What's up, Chucky? 468 00:23:05,873 --> 00:23:07,840 Don't hurt him. Don't hurt him. 469 00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,375 You smell like puke. 470 00:23:09,377 --> 00:23:10,876 I'm gonna go find my shirt. 471 00:23:10,928 --> 00:23:12,595 - You hit 'em? - Yeah, I hit 'em, all right. 472 00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:14,630 - I made two grand rolling dice. - What? 473 00:23:14,682 --> 00:23:16,182 And I got three verbal commitments. 474 00:23:16,217 --> 00:23:18,134 - Wow! - These guys fucking love me. 475 00:23:18,186 --> 00:23:20,302 - You're feeling it? - Yeah! Oh! 476 00:23:20,354 --> 00:23:22,772 - Yeah. - We are cementing our brand. 477 00:23:22,807 --> 00:23:24,223 Yeah, Anderson Financial, 478 00:23:24,275 --> 00:23:26,559 get rich, get laid, have fun. 479 00:23:26,611 --> 00:23:28,894 Put that on the letterhead. 480 00:23:28,896 --> 00:23:30,696 Yeah, later we'll do that. Let's get some drinks. 481 00:23:30,731 --> 00:23:31,897 Let me handle some business real quick. 482 00:23:31,899 --> 00:23:33,232 - I'll meet you over there. - Yeah, all right. 483 00:23:33,234 --> 00:23:35,367 - Tequila. - Go, go, go, go. Tequila. 484 00:23:35,403 --> 00:23:36,702 Excuse me. 485 00:23:36,737 --> 00:23:39,405 Ricky Ross in the house. 486 00:23:39,407 --> 00:23:42,408 Oh, here come Mr. Flimflam Man. 487 00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:44,243 How's the swindle? 488 00:23:44,245 --> 00:23:46,662 You know, I've been thinking about what you said. 489 00:23:46,714 --> 00:23:48,380 I think I might remember what you're talking about. 490 00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:50,416 But then again, I might not. 491 00:23:50,418 --> 00:23:52,134 You're trying to bait me, Reg. 492 00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:54,804 You see, I give you a point and then you go run 493 00:23:54,839 --> 00:23:57,006 and tell Vernon that I tried to buy you off. 494 00:23:57,058 --> 00:23:59,925 See, here's the truth, brother, I don't have to buy you off. 495 00:23:59,977 --> 00:24:02,094 And I won't go for your knees. 496 00:24:02,146 --> 00:24:04,096 No, no, no. I'll go right through you. 497 00:24:04,148 --> 00:24:07,733 Real talk right now, man. Look, I know that you gave Vernon 300 grand 498 00:24:07,768 --> 00:24:10,519 so that you could try to wring something out of it. 499 00:24:10,571 --> 00:24:12,354 Okay, well, real talk right now. 500 00:24:12,406 --> 00:24:14,106 The only reason why you're still in the mix 501 00:24:14,108 --> 00:24:16,358 is because Vernon feels he owes you something. 502 00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:17,943 But he doesn't owe you shit. 503 00:24:17,995 --> 00:24:20,946 See, Vernon blew up more than you or anybody else could ever imagine. 504 00:24:20,998 --> 00:24:22,331 But I want you to think about this. 505 00:24:22,366 --> 00:24:24,416 There's no shame in having me come in 506 00:24:24,452 --> 00:24:25,668 and help manage that. 507 00:24:25,703 --> 00:24:28,120 I'm not gonna let you or anybody else 508 00:24:28,172 --> 00:24:29,755 use my man Vernon. 509 00:24:29,790 --> 00:24:32,508 Okay. 510 00:24:32,543 --> 00:24:34,293 But I'm still gonna do what I gotta do. 511 00:24:34,295 --> 00:24:36,595 I won't let you take them, man. 512 00:24:36,631 --> 00:24:40,466 Vernon, Mama, Marcus, Nate. 513 00:24:40,468 --> 00:24:42,301 The whole crew. 514 00:24:42,353 --> 00:24:44,303 Okay, yeah. Yeah. 515 00:24:44,305 --> 00:24:46,438 Hey, listen, man, you can't steal my family 516 00:24:46,474 --> 00:24:49,024 just 'cause you adopted and ain't got one of your own. 517 00:24:53,447 --> 00:24:55,147 The fuck did you just say to me? 518 00:24:55,149 --> 00:24:56,815 I try and do the right thing and this is what you do? 519 00:24:56,868 --> 00:24:58,484 - This what I do. - You stir the shit 520 00:24:58,536 --> 00:25:00,319 and you make things harder than it should be. 521 00:25:00,321 --> 00:25:02,488 - Is this how you take care of your family, asshole? - Calm down with that. 522 00:25:02,490 --> 00:25:04,540 That's how you take care... you need me! 523 00:25:04,575 --> 00:25:06,041 Oh, shit! 524 00:25:13,134 --> 00:25:15,167 Oh, shit, man. 525 00:25:15,169 --> 00:25:17,303 Oh, shit. Reg, come here, brother. 526 00:25:17,338 --> 00:25:19,471 Get the fuck away from me, man. 527 00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:24,310 Yeah, y'all saw what he did, right? 528 00:25:25,846 --> 00:25:27,846 This the kind of psycho you want taking care of your money? 529 00:25:27,899 --> 00:25:29,598 Your futures? 530 00:25:34,105 --> 00:25:36,488 Okay. 531 00:25:36,524 --> 00:25:39,608 You go ahead and make that two points now, big boy. 532 00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:41,994 From now on, um, 533 00:25:42,029 --> 00:25:44,496 you deal direct with me on all things Vernon. 534 00:25:49,537 --> 00:25:53,038 - Ahem. You might wanna say something right about now. - Like what? 535 00:25:53,090 --> 00:25:54,840 I don't know. I've never chucked a guy into a DJ before. 536 00:25:54,875 --> 00:25:56,625 I didn't chuck him in. He fucking tripped. 537 00:25:56,677 --> 00:25:58,377 Well, just give them some rah-rah locker room bullshit. 538 00:25:58,429 --> 00:25:59,962 - Okay? We're losing them. - You okay, brother? 539 00:26:00,014 --> 00:26:02,047 - Yeah. - I'm sorry about that, man. 540 00:26:02,133 --> 00:26:04,600 Ahem. Hey, everybody. 541 00:26:04,635 --> 00:26:08,103 Uh, someone clearly had too many margaritas. 542 00:26:08,139 --> 00:26:09,888 Uh-oh. 543 00:26:09,941 --> 00:26:12,391 We've all been there. Amazing party. 544 00:26:12,443 --> 00:26:13,726 Thank you, guys, for coming out. 545 00:26:13,778 --> 00:26:15,894 It could not have gone off without one man 546 00:26:15,896 --> 00:26:17,279 pulling out all the stops. 547 00:26:17,315 --> 00:26:19,365 - Joe. Thank you, Joe. - Don't do it. Don't. 548 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,816 Thank you, Joe. 549 00:26:20,868 --> 00:26:22,484 Thank you. 550 00:26:22,536 --> 00:26:25,404 - Yeah. - Thank you. Thank you, guys. 551 00:26:25,456 --> 00:26:27,957 Ladies and gentlemen, we at Anderson Financial, 552 00:26:27,992 --> 00:26:31,377 we believe in bridging friendship and business, 553 00:26:31,412 --> 00:26:34,330 and we look forward to working with a lot of you in the future. 554 00:26:34,382 --> 00:26:36,832 But for now, let's leave that bullshit in the office. 555 00:26:36,917 --> 00:26:39,501 - Yeah. - It's party time. Let's turn up the music. 556 00:26:39,553 --> 00:26:41,253 The DJ's gonna fix the equipment. 557 00:26:41,305 --> 00:26:43,305 We're gonna get drinks. We're gonna turn this motherfucker up. 558 00:26:48,596 --> 00:26:49,762 Yeah! 559 00:26:49,764 --> 00:26:54,183 Raise a glass, my niggas! 560 00:26:57,271 --> 00:26:59,405 Why would he say that? 561 00:27:01,942 --> 00:27:04,109 What the fuck did you just say, Joe? 562 00:27:04,161 --> 00:27:05,911 What'd I... Did I... 563 00:27:05,946 --> 00:27:08,414 Did I fuck up? I fucked up, huh? 564 00:27:08,449 --> 00:27:11,417 No, come on. Come on, Rashard. I can't swim. 565 00:27:11,452 --> 00:27:13,752 No, no. Oh, shit, there's jellyfish in there. 566 00:27:13,788 --> 00:27:16,955 - Guys, I'm allergic to jellyfish. - One, two... 567 00:27:16,957 --> 00:27:19,458 - Wait, I've got my wallet! - three! 568 00:27:25,966 --> 00:27:28,267 I love this party! 569 00:27:28,302 --> 00:27:30,002 sync and correction by Caio www.addic7ed.com