1 00:01:18,470 --> 00:01:19,120 I tell you what. 2 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,990 Now, I played with a dude-- Joe knows him-- 3 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,130 who invested in a water park in fucking North Dakota. 4 00:01:26,130 --> 00:01:28,280 The bottom line is, whether you sign with us or not, 5 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,910 never, ever invest in a water park, brother. 6 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:33,440 Well, lucky for me, I hate public pools. 7 00:01:33,450 --> 00:01:34,350 People piss in them. 8 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:36,320 Yeah, I can personally vouch for that. 9 00:01:37,980 --> 00:01:39,400 Hey, Spence, man, I gotta say, 10 00:01:39,410 --> 00:01:41,210 never thought I'd see you work in a place like this, man. 11 00:01:41,210 --> 00:01:42,540 Ah, that makes two of us, man. 12 00:01:42,540 --> 00:01:44,180 But the whole suit and tie thing kind of works for you, though. 13 00:01:44,180 --> 00:01:45,990 Well, 'cause I make it look fly, right? 14 00:01:46,270 --> 00:01:47,410 Yeah, he was born for this job. 15 00:01:47,420 --> 00:01:50,010 Every time we talk about annuities, he gets a boner. 16 00:01:50,060 --> 00:01:51,390 Watch. Annuities. 17 00:01:51,390 --> 00:01:52,380 - Don't do it. - Annuities. 18 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:54,180 - That's dangerous. - Excuse me. 19 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,010 Vernon Littlefield's on the phone. 20 00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:57,480 He says it's an emergency. 21 00:01:57,690 --> 00:01:59,070 Not now. We're with a client. 22 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,800 No, it's cool. You can take it. 23 00:02:01,490 --> 00:02:02,610 No, not all. You kidding me? 24 00:02:02,610 --> 00:02:04,800 We have a sit-down with Victor Cruz. 25 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,650 "El Salsero" is in the house. 26 00:02:06,650 --> 00:02:08,460 This man has a Super Bowl ring. 27 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:10,810 - Vernon can wait. - Take a message, please. 28 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:13,720 - How is Vernon? - Never better. 29 00:02:13,730 --> 00:02:15,230 Look, Vic, the bottom line is 30 00:02:15,230 --> 00:02:17,350 you're in a position where so many people are gonna come at you 31 00:02:17,350 --> 00:02:19,410 with a brilliant fucking idea 32 00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:21,080 on how to double your cash. 33 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,740 Yeah, and we're the somebody that tells you 34 00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:24,390 that it's bullshit. 36 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:27,220 Because there is nothing more important to us 37 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:28,500 than our clients. 38 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:36,910 Hey, you hit Vern back yet? 39 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:38,380 No, we're moving forward. 40 00:02:39,690 --> 00:02:40,890 Oh, come on. We've already got Ricky, 41 00:02:40,890 --> 00:02:43,090 Victor Cruz, Jared Odrick, Woodley, 42 00:02:43,090 --> 00:02:44,650 a lot of other guys who are flirting with us. 43 00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:45,610 Why are you shaking your head? 44 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:47,450 That fuckin' roster is tight. 45 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:49,000 Not good enough for the old man. 46 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,240 He's been asking for updates. 47 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,910 If he finds out we dumped Vernon, 48 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,430 he's sure as hell gonna dump us. 49 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,850 Well, he didn't want me here anyway, right? 50 00:02:54,850 --> 00:02:55,930 Oh, come on, Spence. 51 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:57,670 It's not just about you anymore, all right? 52 00:02:57,670 --> 00:02:59,580 We're on Anderson's radar right now, 53 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,200 and if we don't return in a big fucking way, we're dead. 54 00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:08,460 You're seriously not taking Vern's call? 55 00:03:08,530 --> 00:03:10,690 No, not till he gives me my 300 back. 56 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,510 Hey, Vern. What's up? It's Joe. 57 00:03:16,510 --> 00:03:17,240 We were just talking. 58 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,420 We should get some dinner sometime, you know. 59 00:03:21,790 --> 00:03:23,110 Oh, yeah? What problem? 60 00:03:24,150 --> 00:03:25,600 Yeah, hold on. He wants to talk to you, man. 61 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:26,700 Yeah, tell him to talk to Reggie. 62 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:28,200 It sounds urgent. He's insisting. 63 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,860 I've never heard him this pissed off. 64 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,040 I told you we were done. 65 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,920 What? What, what, what, what, what? 66 00:03:42,930 --> 00:03:44,750 What? What? What? 67 00:04:17,870 --> 00:04:19,260 Oh, you do me like this, 68 00:04:19,270 --> 00:04:21,530 you can quit your job at the Chevy dealership. 69 00:04:27,910 --> 00:04:30,990 I mean, it's one thing to fuck with a man's Js, but this shit... 70 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,130 All this can't be over a jersey number. 71 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,780 What did you do, Ricky? 72 00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:38,020 I wish I knew. I wish I knew. It's mind-boggling. 73 00:04:39,330 --> 00:04:40,970 You been into some strange? 74 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,290 Tell me. 75 00:04:43,570 --> 00:04:45,100 Ain't no strange. It's about the number, all right? 76 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,560 - If you're lying-- - I'm not lying. 77 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,410 Any more bullshit and I'm gone, Ricky. 78 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:52,290 Might have to call your Uncle Frank and get him involved. 79 00:04:52,290 --> 00:04:54,440 No. Hey, Uncle Frank is crazy, okay? 80 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:55,580 He takes things too far. 81 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:57,350 Do not get the family involved. 82 00:04:57,350 --> 00:04:58,570 Well, I got to do something, Bella. 83 00:04:58,570 --> 00:05:01,620 - I mean, this is bullshit. - Look, be an adult, okay? 84 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:05,370 Just take him somewhere you can talk to him, okay? 85 00:05:05,370 --> 00:05:06,610 Deal with things head-on. 86 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:10,270 Yeah, sure. Maybe we can go grab some fro-yo. 87 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,170 I bet his little bitch-ass likes sprinkles. 88 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,120 Look, he's just young and reckless like you were. 89 00:05:15,570 --> 00:05:16,940 Okay? Try building a rapport. 90 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:18,530 Do you even know where Alonzo's from? 91 00:05:20,130 --> 00:05:21,340 That I do, actually. 92 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,110 Good. Build on that. 93 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:25,470 Bring him someplace you can find some common ground. 94 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,740 Hey, Brett. 95 00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:35,070 How much for the Lambo? 96 00:05:35,070 --> 00:05:37,340 For Ricky Jerret or anybody else? 97 00:05:38,370 --> 00:05:39,140 Come on. 98 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,220 - The bitch wants paper. - Who is she? 99 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,470 She won't give us her name. 100 00:05:47,470 --> 00:05:48,760 But she says she got pictures of me 101 00:05:48,770 --> 00:05:50,420 smoking weed with naked hookers. 102 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:52,370 - Were you? - I don't think they were pros. 103 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:54,630 I mean, nobody asked for cash. 104 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:56,050 That's about to change. 105 00:05:56,050 --> 00:05:57,730 Vernon, buddy, what were you thinking? 106 00:05:57,730 --> 00:05:59,980 Man, these girls was bangin'. 107 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,130 And the weed was smelling so fucking good, I-- 108 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,470 it was a party. 109 00:06:03,650 --> 00:06:04,870 It was your fucking party, Spencer. 110 00:06:04,870 --> 00:06:06,120 Uh, uh, no, no. 111 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,030 That was a corporate event. 112 00:06:08,130 --> 00:06:10,080 Vernon, you're in the program now. 113 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,580 You got priors. 114 00:06:11,590 --> 00:06:13,250 We've talked about you becoming one of the greatest 115 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:15,350 defensive players of all time like Ray Lewis. 116 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:17,770 You want that to happen, you can't keep doing this shit. 117 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:19,240 I just use the weed for pain management. 118 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:22,150 - You're not even injured. - I got emotional pain. 119 00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:24,300 Look, if Dallas sees photos of you on the Internet 120 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,120 smoking weed with hookers, 121 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,160 they're gonna kill your deal, all right? 122 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,680 We're not trying to jump down your throat here, 123 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,660 but it's like there's a lot of money at stake, you know? 124 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:32,890 You gotta start thinking about this. 125 00:06:32,890 --> 00:06:35,140 The position you're in now, you become a target. 126 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:36,250 And this is what happens 127 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,390 when you are fuckin' awesome at your job. 128 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:41,060 All right. How much does she want? 129 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:43,600 She didn't say. Told us to call her lawyer. 130 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,440 Maximo Gomez. Man, this is straight-up blackmail. 131 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,930 No, not necessarily. 132 00:06:48,090 --> 00:06:49,210 They were both guests at the party, 133 00:06:49,210 --> 00:06:51,230 so there's no expectation of privacy. 134 00:06:51,230 --> 00:06:52,600 She hasn't named a number yet. 135 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,630 Vernon can't stop her from publishing the photos. 136 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:57,220 And did you just pull this out of your ass or what? 137 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,720 I might have studied law at FIU. 138 00:07:00,030 --> 00:07:01,780 Joey Krutel has his law degree. 139 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:03,290 Top third in my class. 140 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:05,710 Listen, man, so, yo, what are we gonna do? 141 00:07:05,710 --> 00:07:06,840 You got all the answers, Reggie. 142 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,700 Why don't you tell us what we're gonna do? 143 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:10,710 The fuck I look like? Wikipedia? 144 00:07:10,810 --> 00:07:12,790 Listen, man, it's time to put the personal shit aside 145 00:07:12,790 --> 00:07:14,230 and rally around Vernon. 146 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:17,010 It's time to be one. The dream team, baby. 147 00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:19,120 - Dream team. - Dream team. 148 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,520 Hello. Mr. Gomez? 149 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,780 - Why you trying to fuck with me, man? - No, uh-- mm-mm. 150 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,870 - Maximo Gomez? - Yes, it is. 151 00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:33,350 Who do I have the pleasure of speaking to? 152 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:35,810 Spencer Strasmore. What the fuck do you want? 153 00:07:35,940 --> 00:07:37,110 You're Vernon's attorney? 154 00:07:37,110 --> 00:07:38,450 His financial manager. 155 00:07:38,450 --> 00:07:40,630 Glad to see he tapped the right man for the job. 156 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,740 My client has plans to sell some photographs of your client. 157 00:07:44,790 --> 00:07:47,950 She'd like to offer Vernon right of first refusal. 158 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:50,250 Well, I gotta see what I'm buying first. 159 00:08:00,650 --> 00:08:01,240 What do you want? 160 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,110 Why don't you come in? We'll discuss pricing. 161 00:08:03,210 --> 00:08:05,400 I'll have my secretary text you the address. 162 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:11,760 Yeah, this one. She was sweet. 163 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,390 Man, Spence, this ain't right. 164 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:15,780 I ain't paying her shit. 165 00:08:15,780 --> 00:08:18,400 - We ain't paying her shit. Just what he said. - Nothing. 166 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,520 Let me tell you how this is gonna go down from now on. 167 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,450 Anything that has to do with contracts, 168 00:08:22,450 --> 00:08:23,660 Jason's gonna handle. 169 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:26,550 Anything that has to do with finances, Joe's gonna handle. 170 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:30,590 And everything else in between like this, I'm gonna handle. 171 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:34,660 Okay, so then, uh, what can I do? 172 00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:37,040 What can you do? I'll tell you what you can do, Reggie. 173 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,160 You see that beautiful girl right there? 174 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:41,950 Yeah. 175 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:44,490 Get her number for me. 176 00:08:52,170 --> 00:08:53,630 'Zo. What up? 177 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,250 Glad you could make it, man. 178 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:56,920 Yeah, man. You had me at "Titty bar." 179 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,710 - Yeah, I'm sure. - This is my little brother Julius. 180 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:02,350 - All right. - This is my big brother Dwayne. 181 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:04,970 This is my half-brother Derrick. 182 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,090 That's my cousin Troy. 183 00:09:07,170 --> 00:09:09,040 You the guy that tapped my Auntie Kara? 184 00:09:13,330 --> 00:09:16,700 Cool, you, uh, brought your entire family. 185 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:19,260 Yeah, man. You covering the back room, too, right? 186 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:21,100 Oh, wait, now. You fucked up my baby. 187 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:22,730 You fucked my moms. 188 00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:25,850 Wait. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. 189 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,880 Yes. Yes, I did, okay? 190 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:31,460 Unknowingly, though. That's the God's honest truth. 191 00:09:33,070 --> 00:09:35,300 Look, we just left your car there, man. 192 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,090 Someone must have come along and fucked with it. 193 00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:38,930 - Who-- who-- who's "We"? - Me. 194 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:41,410 Some of the guys. 195 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:44,300 Look, they have a wonderful lunch buffet. 196 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,320 All right? All you can eat. 197 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,320 We can sit down, talk like men. 198 00:09:48,110 --> 00:09:50,770 Nah. I ain't here for the pot roast. 199 00:09:50,770 --> 00:09:51,770 Hey, babe. 200 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:54,550 He's buying. 201 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:56,930 'Zo. 202 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:03,710 Damn! 204 00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:13,210 Damn! 205 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,330 Come on in. 206 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,340 Try not to make a mess. 207 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,390 Okay. 208 00:10:19,670 --> 00:10:21,340 All right, so we give the lawyer what? 209 00:10:21,340 --> 00:10:23,250 20K, keep him quiet 210 00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:25,340 till we let Jason handle that Dallas deal. 211 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:27,570 And if he's got more pictures? 212 00:10:28,010 --> 00:10:29,470 50 grand should cover everything. 213 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:30,480 But other than that, that's it. 214 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,740 - No higher. - Okay. 215 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,930 Another fucked-up day at Anderson Financial. 216 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,180 Would you rather be back at the office crunching numbers 217 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,650 or out here in the real world? 218 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:42,710 We're taking care of shit, we're putting out fires, 219 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:43,660 we're paying people off. 220 00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:44,920 Yeah, exactly. 221 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:47,400 None of what you just said was on the CPA exam. 222 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,940 Believe me, shakedowns like this 223 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,670 are an occupational hazard. 224 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:51,980 Okay. 225 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:53,410 Sounds like someone got to you. 226 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:55,240 They did. At the U. 227 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,710 Oh, Jesus. Spencer Strasmore in college. 228 00:10:57,710 --> 00:10:59,000 I just got the chills. 229 00:10:59,000 --> 00:10:59,900 How'd it go down? 230 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:02,360 Me and a buddy were having some beers at The Rat. 231 00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:04,160 A lot of beers. 232 00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:06,640 And some hick just kept jaw-jacking me, 233 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:09,450 getting in my face, talking shit, wouldn't leave it alone. 234 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,830 We went outside, we had a few more words. 235 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:13,310 I went home, slept it off. 236 00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:15,950 The very next morning, he shows up at my doorstep. 237 00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:17,640 Shiner and a missing tooth. 238 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,110 Get the fuck out of here. He knocked his own tooth out? 239 00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:22,770 No, I beat the shit out of him outside of The Rat. 240 00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:24,050 Oh, okay. 241 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,940 All right. You see, you buried the lead there. 242 00:11:29,470 --> 00:11:30,570 Put that shit away. 243 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:31,920 Put it away. Put it away. 244 00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:32,990 I love my wife's body, 245 00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:34,740 but right now all I can think about 246 00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:37,680 is this big ol' juicy booty. 247 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,890 Oh, not you, ma'am. 248 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,170 I tell you, man, this ass gonna be the death of me. 249 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,040 God is testing you. 250 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,580 That's why there's temptation in this world. 251 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:49,460 That's why He put Sammy and Kara in our midst. 252 00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:50,780 I'm convinced, man. 253 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:52,490 Believe me, you don't wanna run in my world. 254 00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:55,890 It's exhausting. Marriage is a sacred thing. 255 00:11:55,990 --> 00:11:57,570 All right? You gotta be strong. 256 00:11:57,630 --> 00:11:59,840 Strong in the eyes of the Lord. 257 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,090 So why did you give Sammy my number? 258 00:12:02,090 --> 00:12:04,290 Seemed like the thing to do. I was drunk, you know. 259 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,180 And why bring me to a strip club? 260 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:08,120 You wouldn't be sitting there if you didn't want to. 261 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,470 Don't put that all on me. 262 00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:11,480 - He's right. - You feel me? 263 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,130 The other day, I drove by my own house. 264 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,550 I saw Julie unloading groceries in the driveway 265 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:18,990 and I just kept going. 266 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:21,610 - What, to Sammy's? - No, man. To a movie. 267 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,810 The point is Julie's my wife. 268 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,520 We coming up on eight years strong, man, 269 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,490 and I just blew right on past her. 270 00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:32,430 Give me your phone. Give me the phone. Come on. 271 00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:33,600 - Give me the phone. - You wanna see the picture? 272 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,870 No, I don't wanna see the picture, man. 273 00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:36,040 What's the-- what's the code? 274 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:37,470 7171. 275 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:42,250 "Lose this number." 276 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,390 Send. Done. 277 00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:45,380 All right? 278 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,320 Yeah, man, but what about the picture? 279 00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:50,420 Delete it. 280 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:52,860 Man, it's just one little picture. 281 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,280 Is there really any difference between this and porn? 282 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,270 Huge difference. 283 00:12:56,270 --> 00:12:58,940 You can actually fuck the girl in the photo, man. 284 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:01,470 I'm keeping it. 285 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:15,220 I know, I was expecting more of a strip mall vibe. 286 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:16,490 - You know? - Yeah, well, 287 00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:19,120 throw ivy on a crack house, it doesn't make it legit. 288 00:13:19,170 --> 00:13:21,200 Smoke enough crack, anything feels legit. 289 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,340 Hold-- hold on. 290 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,490 Please, tell me you haven't smoked crack. 291 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,860 Wha-- oh, my-- 292 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,230 you seriously think I might have-- 293 00:13:30,670 --> 00:13:32,560 - Have I ever-- - What you just said. 294 00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:34,710 No. God. 295 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,960 Well, I mean, I didn't-- I didn't know it was crack, so... 296 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,040 - Joe. - What? 297 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,530 How the fuck do you not know it's crack? 298 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:42,070 'Cause crack looks like a lot of other stuff. 299 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:43,790 Crack looks like fucking crack. 300 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:44,820 You've never seen crack. 301 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:46,850 You don't want to tell me you smoked crack? 302 00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:49,010 - It's Jason. It's Jason. - All right, yeah. Take it. 303 00:13:49,010 --> 00:13:49,850 I'll be over here. 304 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,570 All right, please tell me something good, buddy. 305 00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:59,050 Dallas hit pause on Vernon's deal. 306 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:00,710 Ah, shit. 307 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:02,300 They're saying cap issues, 308 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,590 but I have a feeling they got team security 309 00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:06,560 looking into our new friend's Flickr account. 310 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,620 We gotta mop this up fast, buddy. 311 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:09,960 We're here at the attorney's now. 312 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,390 You know, this is why there's a place in the world for you. 313 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:13,390 All right? No one cares about 314 00:14:13,390 --> 00:14:15,300 these guys the way that you do, all right? 315 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,980 Get in there, get it done, let's move on, yeah? 316 00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:19,040 All right, will do. 317 00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:21,360 Jason, listen, I gotta tell you something. 318 00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:23,680 I miss the fuck out of hitting people. 319 00:14:24,910 --> 00:14:26,610 Check that temper, Strasmore. 320 00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:32,290 I guess your, uh-- ahem, 321 00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:34,540 I guess your brothers really like the club. 322 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:35,880 Nice way to bond. 323 00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:40,640 You love the number 18. I love the number 11. 324 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,430 Cool of you to spring for it, Rick. 325 00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:44,210 Yeah, I mean, it's a bit more than I expected, 326 00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,600 but what the fuck, right? 327 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,700 What the fuck, man? 328 00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:49,500 Look, I've gone above and beyond. 329 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,190 Hey, bro. I need another stack. 330 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,260 That's my little brother. 331 00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:09,690 I love him. 332 00:15:12,970 --> 00:15:16,020 Look, I'm-- I'm willing to let this whole thing go, all right? 333 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,010 If you are. 334 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:19,970 Come on, baby. 335 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,300 Check out my new G-Wagen. 336 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,500 Seats vibrate. 337 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:37,700 Hey, Julie. I stopped at the store like you asked. 338 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,950 Got the all-natural dish soap. 339 00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:41,860 Friendly to lakes and streams, like you like. 340 00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:44,360 - That's very important. Gotta save the environment. - Yeah. 341 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,210 Man. 342 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,600 Who loves you? 343 00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:51,370 You know, I see why you don't like going back to the store. 344 00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:54,420 Those lines are crazy. Whew. 345 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,230 Can't find a parking spot. 346 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,860 It was store day for everybody. 348 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,110 Man, I can't believe FSU. 349 00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:11,210 Bet you wish you would have 350 00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:13,260 changed them batteries like I told you to. 351 00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:15,280 Who is she? 352 00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:18,220 Uh, that-- that's my sponsorship child from Guatemala. 353 00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:20,540 Zashia. She gonna go to college. 354 00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:23,870 Why are you sending this trash to yourself, Charles? 355 00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:27,620 Baby, this was somebody's idea of a joke. 356 00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:29,590 I'm not laughing. 357 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,040 Why you going through my stuff in the first place? 358 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,350 I was sitting at that computer doing my work 359 00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:36,320 when you emailed it to yourself. 360 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,590 It just popped up. 361 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:40,000 Now I'm gonna ask you again-- who is she? 362 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,320 It's just some girl from Spencer's party. 363 00:16:43,510 --> 00:16:45,340 Some jackass gave her my number. 364 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:47,420 She kept texting me. I told her to leave me alone. 365 00:16:47,430 --> 00:16:48,570 Clearly, 'cause I would hate 366 00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,240 to see the picture she sent you if you hadn't. 367 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,210 Julie, this isn't a big deal. 368 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,460 Some girl texted me and I kept the picture. 369 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,030 I ain't call her, I didn't go over there. 370 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,350 I'm not sexting her. 371 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,780 And, really, what's the difference 372 00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:00,740 between looking at this picture and looking at porn? 373 00:17:01,290 --> 00:17:04,450 You can fuck the girl in this picture, Charles. 374 00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:06,490 I'm gonna stop asking that question. 375 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,090 - What the... - What? What? 376 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,670 You got glitter on your face 377 00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:15,580 and you smell like a strip club. 378 00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:18,000 Ricky needed a favor, so... 379 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,700 Ricky's involved. Why am I not surprised? 380 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,330 I'm not about to sit around here 381 00:17:22,330 --> 00:17:24,610 and watch you unravel now that football is done. 382 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,290 - Oh, Julie-- - No, don't give me that look. 383 00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:28,480 We both know it can happen. It is never pretty. 384 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,770 This is one picture. This is hardly unraveling. 385 00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:32,730 One thread is all it takes, Charles. 386 00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:34,220 Not about to be one of those women 387 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,780 that sits at home, waiting on you, 388 00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:38,160 making excuses for all your bad behavior. 389 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,170 I'm not gonna be like Tina and Bella. 390 00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:41,960 - Baby, this ain't-- - Get away from me. 391 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:42,930 Don't touch me. 392 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,950 Maybe it's best if I ain't here right now. 393 00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:49,220 Really? Where you gonna go? 394 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,500 - I got plenty of places. - Yeah, right. 395 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,410 You-- you on your own. Now that's a joke. 396 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:55,670 Yeah, me, on my own. 397 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,960 Big Charles, Retirement Charles heading out into the world. 398 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,850 Watch out, Dunkin' Donuts. 399 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:04,880 That ain't cool, Julie. 400 00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:07,760 I'm out of here. 401 00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:10,910 - I'm leaving. - Okay. Bye. 402 00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:18,650 Shit. 403 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,400 Yes, baby. 404 00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:35,180 - I can't. - Come on, baby. 405 00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:45,500 Shit. 406 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,800 Is there a problem, Officer? 407 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,930 You wanna step out of the car, lover boy? 408 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:53,160 Fuck, man. This is some bullshit. 409 00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:57,560 This is what I needed today. 410 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,820 - I'm Alonzo Cooley. - Excuse me. 411 00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:03,130 - Hey, back up. - Uh, oh. Okay, okay. 412 00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:06,520 Ricky Jerret? 413 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,460 - Fuckin' A! - Ricky. 414 00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:11,320 What, is there a team meeting going on in there? 415 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,360 Sorry to intrude, Officer. 416 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,580 Hey, hey, hey, you put that card away, man, huh? 417 00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:16,990 Lifelong cheesehead here, pal. 418 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,820 It was a total pisser to lose you. 419 00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:20,310 Thank you, sir. That's kind of you to say. 420 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:22,660 Yeah, even though you screwed me in fantasy last year. 421 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:23,990 You're like the fucking king 422 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,120 of getting tackled at the one-yard line. 423 00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:28,140 Uh, that's my new teammate there. 424 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:30,900 - Anything you can do? - Department's cracking down. 425 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,130 I won't tell a soul, Officer, all right? 426 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,740 You'd be doing me a huge favor. 427 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,960 Young'un's a little misguided. 428 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,300 All right, Ricky. 429 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:44,120 For you, I'll let it slide one last time, huh? 430 00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:46,090 And I promise I'll get him a cab, Uber. 431 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,660 I'll get him home safely, I promise. 432 00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:50,060 It's your lucky day, pal. 433 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:51,670 You got a real friend here. 434 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:05,010 Yo, Ricky, I think I'm having a heart attack, man. 435 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:08,780 You just skated away from a four-game suspension, at least. 436 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,060 Yo, thank you, Ricky. Thank you, man. 437 00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,660 You a fucking lifesaver, man. 438 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,440 We're teammates now, brothers-in-arms. 439 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:15,620 You'd do the same for me. 440 00:20:17,710 --> 00:20:20,010 Yeah, man. I'm sorry about the car. 441 00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:21,690 Listen, that was all me, man. 442 00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:23,190 The other fellas had nothing to do with it. 443 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:25,700 - Yeah, I had a feeling. - But we cool on the number. 444 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:27,990 Shit, 18 all yours, baby. It look good on you. 445 00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:29,660 Nah, nah, you don't have to do that. 446 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,100 But okay. 447 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,440 All right? Listen to me. 448 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,620 Look. Look, man. 449 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,120 - You got to smarten up, all right? - Yeah. 450 00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:40,190 Something like this can ruin your career, all right? 451 00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:41,670 Take food off your plate. 452 00:20:41,710 --> 00:20:43,270 - You trying to eat, right? - Gotta eat, Rick. 453 00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:45,410 - Right. - Here on out, I'm walking a straight fucking line, man. 454 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,580 - Straight and narrow. - A straight fucking line, Ricky. 455 00:20:47,590 --> 00:20:49,110 Prove it, go ahead. Get out of here. 456 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:49,800 All right. 457 00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:56,480 Not what I meant. 458 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:06,860 Everything under control there? 459 00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:08,880 Yeah, we're good. Thanks. 460 00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:13,550 - Thanks, Uncle Frank. - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 461 00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:15,470 Anything for you and Annabella, huh? 462 00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:17,210 You taking care of our girl? 463 00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:19,040 Absolutely. That's my queen. 464 00:21:20,370 --> 00:21:23,010 Come on, new uniforms for the department softball team. 465 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,510 All right. For the team. For the team. 466 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,260 There you go. 467 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,850 King of getting tackled at the one-yard line, my ass. 468 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,210 Right? 469 00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:34,120 Check your fantasy league. 470 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:36,990 I'm sorry, but I had no clue 471 00:21:36,990 --> 00:21:38,840 that I had the Spencer Strasmore on the phone. 472 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,690 - If I don't get an autograph for my nephew... - Thank you. 473 00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:41,860 ...I'll never hear the end of it. 474 00:21:41,870 --> 00:21:43,310 It'll be a pleasure. No problem. 475 00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:45,040 But first, we should take care of a little business. 476 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,100 Oh, yeah, of course. 477 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,330 So you said you had more pictures. 478 00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:51,600 - My client does. - Let's see 'em. 479 00:21:53,130 --> 00:21:55,220 Looks like everybody had a really good time. 480 00:22:14,870 --> 00:22:16,290 This woman, is she your client? 481 00:22:16,410 --> 00:22:17,560 Ms. Angela Lee. 482 00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:19,110 She's already got an arm's-length deal 483 00:22:19,110 --> 00:22:20,710 in place with an online publication. 484 00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:22,230 But against my counsel, 485 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:25,280 she's insisted that Vernon have a chance to max the bid. 486 00:22:26,010 --> 00:22:26,910 How much? 487 00:22:27,790 --> 00:22:29,020 Half a million dollars. 488 00:22:31,690 --> 00:22:33,180 Okay. 489 00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:35,300 Half a million dollars for pics of a defensive tackle? 490 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:37,060 - Get the fuck out of here. - Okay. 491 00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:38,360 You're out of your fucking mind. 492 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,290 All right, Max, we get it. 493 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:41,000 You're setting the ceiling way up here 494 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,370 so we can settle somewhere down around there. 495 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,490 We're just not gonna play that game, okay? 496 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:48,210 So I'm gonna write you a check right now 497 00:22:48,210 --> 00:22:50,430 for 50 grand, all right? 498 00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:53,270 And that should take care of those pics 499 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,270 and any other ones she might have, all right? 500 00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:58,060 The price is 500,000. 501 00:22:58,140 --> 00:23:00,510 Hey, Vernon didn't do anything wrong. 502 00:23:00,820 --> 00:23:03,390 Yeah. He was getting stoned, okay? 503 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,570 I mean, one way or another, we all do it. 504 00:23:05,730 --> 00:23:08,150 But not everybody gets caught smoking an industrial-sized blunt 505 00:23:08,150 --> 00:23:09,980 surrounded by naked cokeheads 506 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:13,090 at a party being hosted by Anderson Financial, Joe. 507 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:15,470 All the while, he's trying to renegotiate 508 00:23:15,470 --> 00:23:18,560 his multimillion-dollar deal with the Cowboys. 509 00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:22,760 So Maximo wants to play hardball. 510 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,180 Hey, the world's a cynical place, Spencer. 511 00:23:25,180 --> 00:23:27,790 I mean, Ms. Lee could spin this any way she chooses to. 512 00:23:27,790 --> 00:23:29,740 Clearly there was sex and drugs involved. 513 00:23:29,740 --> 00:23:31,140 I mean, who knows? Maybe there was 514 00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:33,540 prostitutes and underage girls there, too. 515 00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:36,800 Oh, I feel like I really need to take a fucking shower. 516 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,590 - How about you, Joe? - I feel gross. 517 00:23:38,690 --> 00:23:41,680 Plus Anderson Financial would not be pleased 518 00:23:41,690 --> 00:23:44,230 knowing that this happened at a party that they hosted. 519 00:23:44,230 --> 00:23:46,430 That-- that was a corporate event. 520 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,370 I know you don't wanna jeopardize Vernon's job or your own 521 00:23:50,380 --> 00:23:52,110 by not taking me seriously. 522 00:23:56,150 --> 00:23:57,660 Maximo means business, boys. 523 00:23:58,310 --> 00:24:01,010 My namesake was a commander in the Cuban War of Independence. 524 00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,210 His army lacked munitions, 525 00:24:02,220 --> 00:24:05,160 so he invented the machete charge. 526 00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:07,750 His troops would attack the enemy with machetes, 527 00:24:08,010 --> 00:24:10,340 hacking up anybody foolish enough to challenge them, 528 00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:13,750 forcing the rest to retreat out of fear. 529 00:24:14,550 --> 00:24:16,550 That's pretty much how I like to operate. 530 00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:19,500 Well, you better start sharpening your machetes... 531 00:24:22,010 --> 00:24:23,950 'cause I never fucking retreat. 532 00:24:24,450 --> 00:24:26,030 And that's how I like to operate. 533 00:24:30,090 --> 00:24:32,450 Half a million dollars. Is she serious? 534 00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:36,120 What kind of lying, thieving, money-grubbing bitch 535 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,400 tries to shake down a sweetheart like Vernon? 536 00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:41,350 I know her, Joe.