1 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:24,013 Have you been in a serious wreck? 2 00:01:24,015 --> 00:01:26,966 Suffered catastrophic damage to your pride and joy? 3 00:01:28,102 --> 00:01:30,302 Well, have no fear. 4 00:01:30,304 --> 00:01:31,604 Dan Balsamo's here. 5 00:01:31,606 --> 00:01:34,023 Family owned and operated for 10 years, 6 00:01:34,025 --> 00:01:36,225 Dan's Auto Collision provides expert craftsmanship 7 00:01:36,227 --> 00:01:38,611 and honest, affordable service. 8 00:01:38,613 --> 00:01:41,530 We treat every vehicle like it was one of our own. 9 00:01:41,532 --> 00:01:43,482 Whether it's the smallest scratch... 10 00:01:43,484 --> 00:01:46,952 or total demolition, I will personally restore your precious baby 11 00:01:46,954 --> 00:01:48,654 to its former glory. 12 00:01:48,656 --> 00:01:50,739 So come see us and let Dan's Auto Collision 13 00:01:50,741 --> 00:01:54,493 get you back on the road and on with your life. 14 00:01:54,495 --> 00:01:57,213 Mr. Strasmore? 15 00:01:57,215 --> 00:01:59,248 Welcome back. The doctor will see you now. 16 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:01,917 Let's do it. 17 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,056 So, Doc, you're new. 18 00:02:07,058 --> 00:02:09,091 I don't remember seeing you last time I was here. 19 00:02:09,093 --> 00:02:11,477 I'm one of the center's board members, actually. 20 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:14,680 - 12 years. - Ah. That's impressive. 21 00:02:14,682 --> 00:02:16,682 Still, don't you think I should see Dr. Grodan, 22 00:02:16,684 --> 00:02:19,351 considering he was the one who... who suggested 23 00:02:19,353 --> 00:02:20,736 I take all these tests in the first place? 24 00:02:20,738 --> 00:02:24,106 Dr. Grodan and his wife are on safari. 25 00:02:24,108 --> 00:02:27,026 Good timing. 26 00:02:27,028 --> 00:02:30,529 'Kay, uh, this can wait. Doc, this should wait. 27 00:02:30,531 --> 00:02:32,420 - I think it's best if I see... - I'm the in-house specialist 28 00:02:32,445 --> 00:02:34,533 on neurological disorders. 29 00:02:34,535 --> 00:02:37,837 I've treated hundreds of athletes with brain injuries. 30 00:02:37,839 --> 00:02:42,258 Waiting won't change your results. 31 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:43,425 'Cause it's bad. 32 00:02:43,427 --> 00:02:45,094 I knew it. It's fucking football. 33 00:02:45,096 --> 00:02:47,263 I mean, you tell somebody to put a helmet on 34 00:02:47,265 --> 00:02:50,716 and run headfirst into another speeding object just like that 35 00:02:50,718 --> 00:02:53,435 and of course this is what you... who does that for a living, let alone for fun? 36 00:02:53,437 --> 00:02:55,638 It's fucking insanity. The whole thing is insane. 37 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,890 You're fine, Mr. Strasmore. 38 00:03:01,779 --> 00:03:03,395 - What do you mean? - No swelling. 39 00:03:03,397 --> 00:03:06,232 No new blood, no old blood, ventricles look healthy. 40 00:03:06,234 --> 00:03:08,984 You have the normal, healthy brain of a 39-year-old man. 41 00:03:10,238 --> 00:03:11,737 So I pass? 42 00:03:11,739 --> 00:03:14,073 Well, there's nothing wrong with you neurologically, 43 00:03:14,075 --> 00:03:15,541 but judging on the symptoms in your file, 44 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:17,326 the problem is more likely psychological. 45 00:03:17,328 --> 00:03:20,212 Oh, so I pass. 46 00:03:20,214 --> 00:03:22,498 It's not really a pass/fail situation. 47 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,416 Thank you so much, Doc. Get in here. 48 00:03:26,170 --> 00:03:28,137 I mean, it doesn't change the fact that you're still... 49 00:03:28,139 --> 00:03:30,839 Shh. 50 00:03:30,841 --> 00:03:33,008 Just let me enjoy this moment. 51 00:04:13,634 --> 00:04:15,217 Big V, what's up? 52 00:04:15,219 --> 00:04:17,186 I'm stressed, Spence. 53 00:04:17,188 --> 00:04:18,721 Feels like somebody outside watchin' me. 54 00:04:18,723 --> 00:04:20,306 Nobody's watching you, Vernon. 55 00:04:20,308 --> 00:04:22,558 Could've swore I saw a dude in my yard last night. 56 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,277 You didn't see a dude in your hard. It's all in your mind, brother. 57 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:26,946 You get the pictures back from Mr. Gomez yet? 58 00:04:26,948 --> 00:04:28,614 They should be arriving today. 59 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:29,949 So you don't know for sure. 60 00:04:29,951 --> 00:04:31,233 Look, we held up our end, 61 00:04:31,235 --> 00:04:32,484 she's gonna hold up her end. 62 00:04:32,486 --> 00:04:33,986 I should be workin' out, Spence, 63 00:04:33,988 --> 00:04:35,404 instead of being locked up in my crib. 64 00:04:35,406 --> 00:04:38,207 Vernon, you are the hardest-working player in the league. 65 00:04:38,209 --> 00:04:39,625 Enjoy a couple of days off. 66 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:42,077 Lay low. We're gonna have you packed for Dallas 67 00:04:42,079 --> 00:04:44,747 with a brand-new contract in no time. 68 00:04:44,749 --> 00:04:47,499 You awful cheerful today. It's buggin' me out. 69 00:04:47,501 --> 00:04:50,219 Trust me, stressing and worrying about this shit 70 00:04:50,221 --> 00:04:52,004 ain't gonna change a thing, okay? 71 00:04:52,006 --> 00:04:53,555 So put your mind at ease, 72 00:04:53,557 --> 00:04:55,808 and I'm gonna call you when the coast is clear. 73 00:04:55,810 --> 00:04:58,143 All right, Spence. 74 00:05:04,769 --> 00:05:07,319 ScarJo, Rihanna, 75 00:05:07,321 --> 00:05:09,655 Lupita Nyong'o from "12 Years A Slave," 76 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:11,523 - Nia Long. - Nia Long? 77 00:05:11,525 --> 00:05:12,992 Oh, from "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" Nia Long? 78 00:05:12,994 --> 00:05:14,610 - Yeah. - Oh, man, that's throwback. 79 00:05:14,612 --> 00:05:16,161 Well, there's no restrictions on a hit list. 80 00:05:16,163 --> 00:05:17,529 That's the beauty of the game. 81 00:05:17,531 --> 00:05:18,697 All right, well, who rounds out your top five? 82 00:05:18,699 --> 00:05:21,000 Hmm. It's gotta be Michelle. 83 00:05:21,002 --> 00:05:23,585 The... the first lady? 84 00:05:23,587 --> 00:05:27,339 Power, beauty, style, intelligence, and those arms. 85 00:05:27,341 --> 00:05:29,425 Oh, my G... all very seductive qualities. 86 00:05:29,427 --> 00:05:30,793 Man, you are fucked up. 87 00:05:30,795 --> 00:05:32,378 - I'm fucked up? - Yeah, you're fucked up. 88 00:05:32,380 --> 00:05:33,512 - I'm fucked up? - Extremely. 89 00:05:33,514 --> 00:05:34,880 You're the one making gift baskets 90 00:05:34,882 --> 00:05:37,516 to hush up some girls that you brought home from the club. 91 00:05:37,518 --> 00:05:39,768 - It always worked for Jeter. - You ain't Derek Jeter. 92 00:05:39,770 --> 00:05:41,053 You ain't even Derek Fisher. 93 00:05:41,055 --> 00:05:43,772 Those motherfuckers got rings and class. 94 00:05:43,774 --> 00:05:45,190 What, you sayin' I ain't got class? 95 00:05:45,192 --> 00:05:47,776 You got caught pounding ass in a public restroom. 96 00:05:47,778 --> 00:05:49,278 That's some A-Rod shit. 97 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:50,946 Man, why you always bringing up old stuff, huh? 98 00:05:50,948 --> 00:05:52,231 Kicking a brother while he's down? 99 00:05:52,233 --> 00:05:55,367 Look, you wanna win Bella back, 100 00:05:55,369 --> 00:05:58,237 you're gonna have to change up your whole act. 101 00:05:58,239 --> 00:05:59,538 Do something bold. 102 00:05:59,540 --> 00:06:01,240 I feel you, T. 103 00:06:01,242 --> 00:06:02,958 And, honestly, I'm tired of the lies. 104 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,076 I'm tired of the cheating. 105 00:06:04,078 --> 00:06:06,078 All these gift baskets, a funhouse. 106 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,747 All this crazy shit I get myself into. 107 00:06:08,749 --> 00:06:09,798 You know, it's time I step up. 108 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,083 It's time I start acting like a man. 109 00:06:11,085 --> 00:06:13,385 It's time to take your ass to Bulgari. 110 00:06:18,509 --> 00:06:22,311 Boating, booze and boobs... the holy trinity of fun. 111 00:06:29,437 --> 00:06:31,770 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 112 00:06:41,782 --> 00:06:43,365 Wow. 113 00:06:45,119 --> 00:06:47,703 - Ahem. - Fuckin' Photoshop. 114 00:06:51,008 --> 00:06:52,541 Leave the room. 115 00:06:53,928 --> 00:06:56,462 - What? - You heard me. 116 00:06:56,464 --> 00:06:58,347 - Mr. Anderson... - You think this is funny. 117 00:06:58,349 --> 00:07:00,299 Why don't you go back to your office 118 00:07:00,301 --> 00:07:01,884 and have a nice big fucking laugh? 119 00:07:01,886 --> 00:07:04,436 - I was only... - Better yet, take the rest of the day off. 120 00:07:04,438 --> 00:07:06,138 Go play some tennis, work on your suntan. 121 00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:08,557 Maybe tomorrow we'll see you here. 122 00:07:15,950 --> 00:07:19,151 Would you mind getting the door, please? 123 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:31,997 This is the way you handle yourself at business functions? 124 00:07:31,999 --> 00:07:35,634 What can I say? I enjoy dancing at weddings and bar mitzvahs 125 00:07:35,636 --> 00:07:37,920 and... corporate events. 126 00:07:37,922 --> 00:07:39,671 It's a fucking fraternity party. 127 00:07:39,673 --> 00:07:41,590 Mr. Anderson, these guys play a very dangerous game 128 00:07:41,592 --> 00:07:43,225 for your entertainment every Sunday. 129 00:07:43,227 --> 00:07:46,345 When they get a shot to let loose, they go big. 130 00:07:46,347 --> 00:07:48,564 Plus, we hooked four big clients because of this party. 131 00:07:48,566 --> 00:07:49,848 I don't care. 132 00:07:49,850 --> 00:07:51,733 If it gets out that Anderson Financial 133 00:07:51,735 --> 00:07:56,271 is sponsoring drug-fueled orgies on my yacht, 134 00:07:56,273 --> 00:07:59,191 institutional clients will jump ship. 135 00:07:59,193 --> 00:08:02,828 It says in the email that you gave this girl 136 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,363 150 grand? 137 00:08:04,365 --> 00:08:05,998 Yeah, paid in full. 138 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,284 May I ask why didn't you deliver it in person like she asked? 139 00:08:09,286 --> 00:08:11,086 - Well, because she's fucking crazy. - Ah. 140 00:08:11,088 --> 00:08:13,255 She has been trying to shake down Vernon Littlefield. 141 00:08:13,257 --> 00:08:14,790 Now she's trying to shake down me. 142 00:08:14,792 --> 00:08:17,876 Trash like this is why I didn't want you here in the first place. 143 00:08:20,214 --> 00:08:23,265 - Joe mentioned that. - Joe is a fucking idiot. 144 00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:25,350 No, Joe's not a fucking idiot. 145 00:08:25,352 --> 00:08:28,353 Joe hired me to bring in big money players, 146 00:08:28,355 --> 00:08:30,138 protect the wealth, 147 00:08:30,140 --> 00:08:33,058 and capitalize on the success of men in a world that, 148 00:08:33,060 --> 00:08:35,727 with all due respect, Mr. Anderson, you don't know anything about 149 00:08:35,729 --> 00:08:38,730 with the exception of when you watch the Red Zone Channel 150 00:08:38,732 --> 00:08:40,732 on your very big fuckin' flat screen. 151 00:08:40,734 --> 00:08:43,702 Monetize my friendships is what Joe's been preaching to me 152 00:08:43,704 --> 00:08:45,120 from the moment I walked in the door, 153 00:08:45,122 --> 00:08:47,155 and I always thought that that came directly from you. 154 00:08:47,157 --> 00:08:50,292 Everything does except the bad shit. 155 00:08:50,294 --> 00:08:52,127 And this is bad shit. 156 00:08:52,129 --> 00:08:54,746 This is the price you pay when you want to do business in my world. 157 00:08:56,050 --> 00:08:59,585 Well, I'm not sure that I want to pay it. 158 00:08:59,587 --> 00:09:01,336 I don't need this office, Spencer. 159 00:09:01,338 --> 00:09:04,840 Just an excuse to get away from my fucking wife a few days every month. 160 00:09:04,842 --> 00:09:09,311 So if you don't go and see this girl in person 161 00:09:09,313 --> 00:09:12,064 and get those pictures back, 162 00:09:12,066 --> 00:09:14,516 I'm gonna shut the whole operation down. 163 00:09:14,518 --> 00:09:16,151 Did I say this before? 164 00:09:16,153 --> 00:09:18,604 I didn't want you here in the first place. 165 00:09:20,858 --> 00:09:23,692 - Fuck Anderson. - Fuck Angie. 166 00:09:23,694 --> 00:09:25,744 Fuck his fucking yacht 167 00:09:25,746 --> 00:09:28,363 and fuck his fucking company! 168 00:09:28,365 --> 00:09:31,450 Fuck her fucking pictures. Fuck her fucking emails. 169 00:09:31,452 --> 00:09:33,752 10 years, man... I've been fucking grinding away 170 00:09:33,754 --> 00:09:36,338 for this arrogant douchebag and he treats us like that? 171 00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:38,373 We could fucking bury him. 172 00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:39,925 We could, we could, but we won't go there. 173 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,510 Things are fucked-up enough as it is. 174 00:09:41,512 --> 00:09:44,046 I'm... I'm fucked! 175 00:09:44,048 --> 00:09:46,965 We're fucked. We are fucked. 176 00:09:46,967 --> 00:09:48,433 Why didn't you just meet with Angie? 177 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:51,303 I'm calling her now. 178 00:09:51,305 --> 00:09:54,139 It's already over, man. 179 00:09:54,141 --> 00:09:55,641 Vernon's new contract's off the table. 180 00:09:55,643 --> 00:09:57,726 Anderson's not gonna trust us again. 181 00:10:10,157 --> 00:10:12,074 We should bounce. 182 00:10:13,827 --> 00:10:15,911 Start our own fucking shop. 183 00:10:20,301 --> 00:10:22,968 I'm fucking over this shit. 184 00:10:33,013 --> 00:10:34,313 Hi, you've reached Angela. 185 00:10:34,315 --> 00:10:35,847 I'm either busy or avoiding you. 186 00:10:35,849 --> 00:10:37,432 You be the judge. 187 00:10:37,434 --> 00:10:39,851 Dolphins tackle Nick Kovac will undergo surgery today 188 00:10:39,853 --> 00:10:41,770 to stabilize the vertebrae in his back. 189 00:10:41,772 --> 00:10:43,605 Kovac slipped and fell off his deck 190 00:10:43,607 --> 00:10:45,157 while chasing his Pomeranian. 191 00:10:45,159 --> 00:10:47,993 The Dolphins will look to replace the two-time Pro Bowler 192 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,661 before the start of training camp. 193 00:10:50,664 --> 00:10:52,080 - Well, who does? - Bob does. 194 00:10:52,082 --> 00:10:54,583 - What about the spares? - Those were the spares. 195 00:10:54,585 --> 00:10:57,953 Dipshit number 2 lost the originals when he parked the truck. 196 00:10:57,955 --> 00:10:59,788 What's the problem, guys? We got customers waiting. 197 00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:01,623 Look, I gotta get this model off the floor, 198 00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:04,626 the new one on display, and these two knobs lost the keys. 199 00:11:04,628 --> 00:11:07,379 - All right, well, let's push it. - That thing weighs two tons. 200 00:11:07,381 --> 00:11:11,049 - It'll be easy, come on. - Then move it yourself, big man. 201 00:11:11,051 --> 00:11:13,051 I got a Bennie says he can't. 202 00:11:13,053 --> 00:11:15,470 Oh, shit. I'll match that. 203 00:11:15,472 --> 00:11:16,521 Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys. 204 00:11:16,523 --> 00:11:17,606 Uh, customers are watching. 205 00:11:17,608 --> 00:11:19,224 Hundred says he moves it. 206 00:11:19,226 --> 00:11:21,226 Buck-fifty says he can't. 207 00:11:21,228 --> 00:11:24,062 Okay, Charles. Time to shine. 208 00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:28,400 Put this bitch in neutral and get out the way. 209 00:11:28,402 --> 00:11:29,618 Whoo-hoo! 210 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:31,069 - We're on! - All right! 211 00:11:31,071 --> 00:11:33,121 Now, you can give me a hard count, on two. 212 00:11:33,123 --> 00:11:34,289 Right. 213 00:11:34,291 --> 00:11:35,707 Set. 214 00:11:35,709 --> 00:11:37,042 42 split. 215 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:38,377 Omaha! 216 00:11:38,379 --> 00:11:39,995 Hey, man, count it off already. 217 00:11:39,997 --> 00:11:43,665 Right. Hut-hut! 218 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:45,217 Come on. Come on! 219 00:11:49,723 --> 00:11:52,057 - Come on, come on! - You can do it, you can do it! 220 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:55,811 Ah! 221 00:11:55,813 --> 00:11:57,979 Huh? Huh? 222 00:11:57,981 --> 00:11:59,981 - That's the guy. - Yeah! Yeah! 223 00:11:59,983 --> 00:12:02,317 That's the guy. I told you. 224 00:12:03,771 --> 00:12:04,853 Double or nothing. 225 00:12:04,855 --> 00:12:07,689 You can't get the SUV up the ramp. 226 00:12:08,859 --> 00:12:11,493 Oh, you want to challenge a brother now? 227 00:12:11,495 --> 00:12:13,111 Put your money where your mouth is, slick. 228 00:12:13,113 --> 00:12:15,197 Ooh! 229 00:12:20,204 --> 00:12:22,037 No way you're driving this thing. 230 00:12:22,039 --> 00:12:23,455 And you know your ass can't see. 231 00:12:23,457 --> 00:12:25,957 I can't see shit! Damn. 232 00:12:27,678 --> 00:12:28,960 And I'm gonna get a new color. 233 00:12:28,962 --> 00:12:31,213 If I get a new one, I'll get a new color. 234 00:12:31,215 --> 00:12:33,632 Look at that. Look at this piece. 235 00:12:33,634 --> 00:12:36,184 "What's the time?" "Who gives a fuck? I'm rich." 236 00:12:36,186 --> 00:12:37,969 T, will you chill out? Straighten up, man. 237 00:12:37,971 --> 00:12:39,438 - We're here for Bella. - My bad. 238 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,223 - Bella is your wife? - Uh, no, my girl. 239 00:12:41,225 --> 00:12:42,390 Must be a very special girl. 240 00:12:42,392 --> 00:12:43,475 How long have you been together? 241 00:12:43,477 --> 00:12:45,393 Six years. A few breaks. 242 00:12:45,395 --> 00:12:47,395 - A lot of time on the road. - A lot of temptation. 243 00:12:47,397 --> 00:12:49,865 Remember the honey from Hotlanta, from the Pink Pony? 244 00:12:49,867 --> 00:12:53,201 Yeah, she was, uh... she was earning money for her graduate degree. 245 00:12:53,203 --> 00:12:54,786 Geopolitics. 246 00:12:54,788 --> 00:12:57,205 What about the girl from K.C. with the natties? 247 00:12:57,207 --> 00:12:59,241 She was about 6'1", straight-up corn-fed. 248 00:12:59,243 --> 00:13:02,744 You gotta understand, uh, Bella and I, we got an open thing. 249 00:13:02,746 --> 00:13:05,831 Let's not forget about your teammate's mother. 250 00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:07,833 Sexual rock bottom right there. 251 00:13:07,835 --> 00:13:10,635 We'd better head to the VIP room. 252 00:13:10,637 --> 00:13:12,170 Bust out the heavy artillery. 253 00:13:13,257 --> 00:13:14,673 - This way, gentlemen. - Thank you. 254 00:13:15,843 --> 00:13:20,512 Charles, Charles, Charles! 255 00:13:20,514 --> 00:13:22,848 Ah! 256 00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:27,269 - Let's go, yo. - Go! 257 00:13:27,271 --> 00:13:30,021 All right, 10 more feet. 10 more feet. 258 00:13:33,494 --> 00:13:37,913 Ah! 259 00:13:37,915 --> 00:13:42,033 Haaa! 260 00:13:49,626 --> 00:13:51,960 You know, it feels like she's about to read my fortune. 261 00:13:51,962 --> 00:13:53,461 She about to take your fortune. 262 00:13:53,463 --> 00:13:55,714 Bella's worth every penny. 263 00:13:59,553 --> 00:14:02,304 Anything to your liking, sir? 264 00:14:02,306 --> 00:14:04,222 I like 'em all. 265 00:14:04,224 --> 00:14:06,057 This one. 266 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,860 It's beautiful. 267 00:14:09,813 --> 00:14:11,613 But... but, no. Okay. 268 00:14:14,234 --> 00:14:17,569 - Or this one? - If that's her style. 269 00:14:26,079 --> 00:14:28,830 - This one should do it, then. - All right. 270 00:14:28,832 --> 00:14:31,082 - How much this gonna cost? - $400,000. 271 00:14:31,084 --> 00:14:33,552 What the fuck?! How much did you say? 272 00:14:33,554 --> 00:14:36,254 That beef Wellington was unreal. 273 00:14:36,256 --> 00:14:38,256 Thank you so much. Glad you loved it. 274 00:14:38,258 --> 00:14:39,424 Oh, my God. 275 00:14:39,426 --> 00:14:40,759 I mean, seriously, you should ditch 276 00:14:40,761 --> 00:14:42,143 the whole financial advisor thing 277 00:14:42,145 --> 00:14:43,762 and become a celebrity chef. 278 00:14:43,764 --> 00:14:46,264 You know, that option is actually on the table. 279 00:14:46,266 --> 00:14:49,067 No shit. Your client list is taking a pounding. 280 00:14:49,069 --> 00:14:50,101 I know. 281 00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:51,770 - But I have to tell you... - Mm-hmm. 282 00:14:51,772 --> 00:14:55,440 Vernon, hands down one of the sweetest guys I've ever interviewed. 283 00:14:55,442 --> 00:14:56,658 Yeah, he is. 284 00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:59,277 I mean, when you said he was having problems, 285 00:14:59,279 --> 00:15:02,447 - I just assumed they were financial. - They are financial. 286 00:15:02,449 --> 00:15:05,784 I just paid Angela $150,000 for the entire package of photos. 287 00:15:05,786 --> 00:15:07,752 Otherwise she was gonna go sell them to somebody else. 288 00:15:07,754 --> 00:15:10,789 - 150? - $150,000. 289 00:15:10,791 --> 00:15:13,124 Wow, Deadspin wouldn't pay half of that, 290 00:15:13,126 --> 00:15:15,427 and they eat that shit up with a serving spoon. 291 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,515 That's 'cause it's personal. 292 00:15:23,303 --> 00:15:26,021 Between me and her. 293 00:15:26,023 --> 00:15:28,056 - Ah. - Yeah. 294 00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:29,641 Of course it is. 295 00:15:29,643 --> 00:15:33,144 I mean, why else would she insist on having a meeting with you? 296 00:15:33,146 --> 00:15:36,114 Well, it's not to give me my favorite T-shirt back. 297 00:15:36,116 --> 00:15:37,232 Mm. 298 00:15:37,234 --> 00:15:39,484 She knows how to push my buttons. 299 00:15:39,486 --> 00:15:41,786 Not only the good ones. 300 00:15:41,788 --> 00:15:46,157 So, when was this epic romance with Angela? 301 00:15:46,159 --> 00:15:48,493 Ah, it's a couple of years ago. 302 00:15:48,495 --> 00:15:49,878 Lasted maybe six months. 303 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,331 - We had fun. - Fun for you or fun for you both? 304 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:54,833 'Cause, you know, there's a difference. 305 00:15:54,835 --> 00:15:57,719 Okay. 306 00:15:57,721 --> 00:16:01,222 Season started and I was on the road a lot. 307 00:16:01,224 --> 00:16:02,974 Then it ended. That's it. 308 00:16:02,976 --> 00:16:04,476 Mm. 309 00:16:04,478 --> 00:16:07,679 Well, hell hath no fury like a stripper scorned. 310 00:16:07,681 --> 00:16:08,813 She was a go-go dancer. She... go-go. 311 00:16:08,815 --> 00:16:13,234 Right, there's... There's a huge difference. 312 00:16:13,236 --> 00:16:16,354 Okay, so this Angela chick... You gaslighted her? 313 00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:17,772 I have no idea what that means. 314 00:16:17,774 --> 00:16:20,325 It means you string her along, 315 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,661 make her feel really special, 316 00:16:22,663 --> 00:16:25,196 and then you slowly drive her nuts 317 00:16:25,198 --> 00:16:28,867 by walling off your emotions and avoiding her. 318 00:16:28,869 --> 00:16:31,419 Wow. Like you did to me. 319 00:16:31,421 --> 00:16:32,871 Still stings, doesn't it? 320 00:16:32,873 --> 00:16:35,340 Yeah, a little bit. Little bit. 321 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,791 Spence, listen. 322 00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:40,045 You cannot go into this meeting with a head full of steam, okay? 323 00:16:40,047 --> 00:16:42,764 This chick is clearly trying to turn the tables on you, 324 00:16:42,766 --> 00:16:45,050 but you are a different man now. 325 00:16:45,052 --> 00:16:47,602 And I never thought I would say that. 326 00:16:48,772 --> 00:16:50,555 But you have made me a believer. 327 00:16:51,475 --> 00:16:53,141 What? 328 00:16:53,143 --> 00:16:54,893 You have actually changed. 329 00:16:54,895 --> 00:16:57,445 Someone's been drinking the Strasmore Kool-Aid. 330 00:16:57,447 --> 00:16:59,564 I have. 331 00:16:59,566 --> 00:17:02,617 You know what? Fuck Angela for using the old you 332 00:17:02,619 --> 00:17:05,320 as an excuse to do a really fucking shitty thing. 333 00:17:05,322 --> 00:17:10,041 Spence, you just need to go there, see her, face the music, 334 00:17:10,043 --> 00:17:14,079 and pray to God she doesn't come at you with a fucking knife. 335 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:20,135 - Okay. - 'Kay. 336 00:17:36,269 --> 00:17:37,352 Victor, my man. 337 00:17:37,354 --> 00:17:39,270 - Que pasa? - Nothing much, Joe. 338 00:17:39,272 --> 00:17:40,739 Just chillin'. It ain't tax day, is it? 339 00:17:40,741 --> 00:17:43,074 No, no, not even close, but there are a couple things 340 00:17:43,076 --> 00:17:45,160 that I want to review with you while you're in town. 341 00:17:45,162 --> 00:17:46,945 Oh, okay. I'm listening. What's up? 342 00:17:46,947 --> 00:17:48,530 It's better if we do it in person. 343 00:17:48,532 --> 00:17:50,248 Now's not a good time, Joe. 344 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:53,284 I head out to training camp this afternoon. 345 00:17:53,286 --> 00:17:54,786 Well, then, I'll come to you right now. 346 00:17:54,788 --> 00:17:57,956 Uh, now's really not a good time. 347 00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:00,675 Victor, if you're standing over a dead prostitute, 348 00:18:00,677 --> 00:18:02,127 I will help you hide the body. 349 00:18:02,129 --> 00:18:04,212 You got a sick mind, Joe, you know that? 350 00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:08,433 I just need five minutes, man. 351 00:18:16,943 --> 00:18:19,310 Damn, you got a magic hook or something? 352 00:18:19,312 --> 00:18:21,479 Patience is all a good fisherman requires. 353 00:18:21,481 --> 00:18:23,064 I see Ricky's been putting that to the test. 354 00:18:23,066 --> 00:18:25,450 Pulled his ass out the fire with that Glazer interview. 355 00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:26,651 Ah, Strasmore special. 356 00:18:26,653 --> 00:18:29,154 We got fans calling asking for number 18 jerseys 357 00:18:29,156 --> 00:18:31,656 with "Fuck you, Dad" on the back. 358 00:18:31,658 --> 00:18:33,708 The Magic City loves him. 359 00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:37,078 Yeah, well, what he lacks in grace, he recoups with style. 360 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,080 - He's on the path now, though. - Mm-hmm. 361 00:18:39,082 --> 00:18:40,582 I've been helping him hit the books. 362 00:18:40,584 --> 00:18:42,300 Come game day, he'll be dialed in. 363 00:18:42,302 --> 00:18:43,835 Okay. 364 00:18:43,837 --> 00:18:46,337 - So, uh... - You heard we lost Kovac. 365 00:18:48,341 --> 00:18:49,507 Yes, sir, I did. 366 00:18:49,509 --> 00:18:52,393 You're here to take his job? 367 00:18:52,395 --> 00:18:54,229 If I don't, somebody else will. 368 00:18:54,231 --> 00:18:57,982 A lot of guys come back simply 'cause they got nothing else better to do. 369 00:18:57,984 --> 00:19:00,351 But if you play this game for the wrong reasons, 370 00:19:00,353 --> 00:19:02,937 it gets dangerous real fast. 371 00:19:02,939 --> 00:19:04,689 People get hurt. 372 00:19:04,691 --> 00:19:07,575 Well, I want to compete, Mr. Siefert. 373 00:19:07,577 --> 00:19:09,861 I want to help y'all win ball games. 374 00:19:11,615 --> 00:19:14,999 Most importantly, I want to hit somebody in the motherfuckin' mouth. 375 00:19:16,870 --> 00:19:19,037 Ah! Ah! 376 00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:20,455 Hey, thanks for seeing me, Vic. 377 00:19:20,457 --> 00:19:22,707 No problem, Joe. It sounded urgent, though. 378 00:19:22,709 --> 00:19:24,092 My bread is safe, right? 379 00:19:24,094 --> 00:19:25,710 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no. 380 00:19:25,712 --> 00:19:27,679 Nothing to worry about. Growing every day. 381 00:19:27,681 --> 00:19:29,681 This, uh... This visit's... 382 00:19:29,683 --> 00:19:33,384 It's of a more interpersonal nature. 383 00:19:33,386 --> 00:19:36,521 I feel like our partnership, though brief, 384 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:37,772 has been fruitful, right? 385 00:19:37,774 --> 00:19:39,224 You've been good to me, Joe. 386 00:19:39,226 --> 00:19:41,526 That's right. I have, I have. 387 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:42,944 And I want to continue that trend. 388 00:19:42,946 --> 00:19:44,896 - So what's the problem? - No problem. 389 00:19:44,898 --> 00:19:46,147 No problem at all. 390 00:19:46,149 --> 00:19:47,899 I was just thinking, hypothetically... 391 00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:49,450 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 392 00:19:49,452 --> 00:19:51,510 Vic, this guy using a lot of big words, man. 393 00:19:51,535 --> 00:19:52,287 I know, man. 394 00:19:52,289 --> 00:19:54,539 Joe, if you got something to say to me, just spit it out. 395 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:57,242 Okay, okay. All right. I'm sorry. 396 00:19:57,244 --> 00:19:59,627 Ahem. 397 00:19:59,629 --> 00:20:01,829 Here it is. 398 00:20:01,831 --> 00:20:03,581 I've been with Anderson a long time. 399 00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,633 Worked my fuckin' ass off. 400 00:20:05,635 --> 00:20:07,252 Powered through some dark days. 401 00:20:07,254 --> 00:20:11,339 And I've forged a new path towards the company's future. 402 00:20:11,341 --> 00:20:14,309 The problem is, the head honcho doesn't seem to appreciate that. 403 00:20:14,311 --> 00:20:16,844 I'd prefer to be somewhere he does. 404 00:20:16,846 --> 00:20:19,314 I'd feel the same way if the Giants didn't show me the love. 405 00:20:19,316 --> 00:20:23,184 - So, if I left Anderson... - Hypothetically. 406 00:20:23,186 --> 00:20:25,019 Hypothetically. 407 00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:29,908 Would you stick with me? 408 00:20:29,910 --> 00:20:33,695 Is Spencer Strasmore a part of this hypothetical situation? 409 00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:36,164 I can't say for sure. 410 00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,116 Listen, Joe. I like you, man. 411 00:20:38,118 --> 00:20:40,785 You're a good dude. You've already made me a whole lot of paper. 412 00:20:40,787 --> 00:20:43,288 - Ah. - So if you were to leave Anderson, 413 00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:44,956 - I'd rock with you. - Yes! 414 00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:46,424 That's what I'm talkin' about! 415 00:20:46,426 --> 00:20:48,259 There's just one last thing, though. 416 00:20:48,261 --> 00:20:49,427 Yeah. What? Anything. 417 00:20:49,429 --> 00:20:50,762 Just something to make sure 418 00:20:50,764 --> 00:20:53,181 that you're committed to me long-term. 419 00:20:53,183 --> 00:20:54,465 Absolutely, absolutely. 420 00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:57,051 I swear on my life, Victor Cruz! 421 00:20:59,472 --> 00:21:04,142 Oh, but I'm guessing that's not enough, right? 422 00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:08,196 Hey, you. 423 00:21:12,953 --> 00:21:15,036 Lilies and roses, your favorite. 424 00:21:16,072 --> 00:21:18,072 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 425 00:21:18,074 --> 00:21:22,377 Look, Bella, I'm sorry I lost my head, okay? 426 00:21:22,379 --> 00:21:24,329 I'm sorry for everything. 427 00:21:24,331 --> 00:21:27,498 I keep repeating my mistakes, but I'm trying to change. 428 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,250 Trying to do things different. 429 00:21:34,341 --> 00:21:36,808 Wow. 430 00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:38,259 Ricky, you can't be serious. 431 00:21:38,261 --> 00:21:39,978 Seven-carat serious. 432 00:21:41,314 --> 00:21:43,398 You like it? Look at that. 433 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,650 What you think? 434 00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:48,319 You really believe you're ready for marriage? 435 00:21:50,106 --> 00:21:53,825 'Cause after all, I mean, you know this is an engagement ring, right? 436 00:21:53,827 --> 00:21:55,109 Well... 437 00:21:55,111 --> 00:21:56,527 'Cause I know you don't think I'm so stupid 438 00:21:56,529 --> 00:21:58,529 to where I would just accept a bullshit apology ring. 439 00:21:58,531 --> 00:22:00,198 - No, baby, 'cause this is what... - No, you listen to me. 440 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,950 There is no ring, no house, no car, 441 00:22:02,952 --> 00:22:06,120 not even the Hope fucking Diamond can buy my forgiveness. 442 00:22:07,874 --> 00:22:10,008 Baby, that's... That's a $400,000 ring! 443 00:22:10,010 --> 00:22:12,260 Kobe spent four million, you delusional prick! 444 00:22:12,262 --> 00:22:13,878 He makes more than me! 445 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,214 Baby, come back! 446 00:22:16,216 --> 00:22:18,383 Baby! Baby, come back! 447 00:22:18,385 --> 00:22:20,051 Baby, come back! 448 00:22:20,053 --> 00:22:21,436 I got it, I got it, I got it. 449 00:22:21,438 --> 00:22:22,970 Baby! Baby! Baby! 450 00:22:22,972 --> 00:22:24,605 We can get married if you want to! 451 00:22:24,607 --> 00:22:26,441 We can get married if you want to! 452 00:22:51,634 --> 00:22:54,149 Do you mind if I sit or are you expecting someone else? 453 00:22:54,174 --> 00:22:55,002 No, please do. 454 00:22:55,004 --> 00:22:57,422 - Here's your G&T, Angie. - Thank you, Tommy. 455 00:22:58,808 --> 00:23:00,975 Hope I'm not cramping your style again. 456 00:23:00,977 --> 00:23:02,927 - What do you mean? - At your big party. 457 00:23:02,929 --> 00:23:05,096 You looked at me like I wasn't even there. 458 00:23:05,098 --> 00:23:07,598 Angie, come on. I had a lot going on that night. 459 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,484 Really? 460 00:23:10,820 --> 00:23:12,487 Okay, I'm sorry. 461 00:23:12,489 --> 00:23:14,322 - Is that what you wanted to hear? - No. 462 00:23:14,324 --> 00:23:15,823 What I wanted was to see your face 463 00:23:15,825 --> 00:23:17,408 when you handed me my money. 464 00:23:17,410 --> 00:23:19,110 And you denied me that, 465 00:23:19,112 --> 00:23:21,446 so I'm taking my product elsewhere. 466 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,949 Angie, you can't do this. Don't do that. 467 00:23:24,951 --> 00:23:26,250 Yeah, I'm doing that. 468 00:23:26,252 --> 00:23:28,286 Look, if this gets out, Vernon is gonna be ruined. 469 00:23:28,288 --> 00:23:31,789 Oh, poor baby doesn't get his multimillion-dollar deal with the Cowboys. 470 00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:33,040 Boo-fucking-hoo. 471 00:23:33,042 --> 00:23:34,842 Why are you even dragging him into this? 472 00:23:34,844 --> 00:23:36,594 If you needed money, why didn't you just come to me? 473 00:23:36,596 --> 00:23:38,513 Don't pretend you care, Spencer. 474 00:23:38,515 --> 00:23:40,131 I'm not one of your clients. 475 00:23:40,133 --> 00:23:42,467 I'm just another chick at the party you guys pass around for kicks. 476 00:23:42,469 --> 00:23:43,718 When did I ever pass you around? 477 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,136 - You're part of it. - Part of what? 478 00:23:45,138 --> 00:23:47,688 The boys' club, your little fucking wolf packs. 479 00:23:47,690 --> 00:23:50,141 Whether or not you choose to admit it, it's true. 480 00:23:52,278 --> 00:23:53,978 - I treated you right. - Really? 481 00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:56,397 - Yeah, we had good times. - During all those good times, 482 00:23:56,399 --> 00:23:58,900 did we ever have a conversation beyond how good I look, 483 00:23:58,902 --> 00:24:00,902 if I want another drink, or where I want to hang out? 484 00:24:00,904 --> 00:24:02,787 We talked about a lot of stuff. 485 00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:05,490 Your job, your modeling. We talked about your pottery. 486 00:24:05,492 --> 00:24:07,158 I'm a 31-year-old concierge clerk 487 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,993 who spends her nights shaking her ass at Liv 488 00:24:08,995 --> 00:24:10,962 and her mornings trying to earn a degree, 489 00:24:10,964 --> 00:24:12,880 all while raising a son. 490 00:24:12,882 --> 00:24:14,465 Did you ever know any of those things? 491 00:24:14,467 --> 00:24:17,301 I knew about the Liv thing. 492 00:24:17,303 --> 00:24:19,387 But when did you have a kid? 493 00:24:21,090 --> 00:24:24,258 - Are you scared he's yours? - Is he? 494 00:24:24,260 --> 00:24:25,810 Is that what this is all about? 495 00:24:25,812 --> 00:24:27,645 God, it'd be so easy 496 00:24:27,647 --> 00:24:33,734 to fuck with you right now and say that he is. 497 00:24:38,858 --> 00:24:41,826 Angie, look, I'm really sorry... 498 00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:44,695 that you feel passed around. 499 00:24:44,697 --> 00:24:47,698 Okay? I'm sorry that you're having a tough time making ends meet. 500 00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:51,202 And I'm really fucking sorry that I ditched you the way I did. 501 00:24:51,204 --> 00:24:54,839 I was a fucking asshole and I did a lot of shitty things that I'm not proud of. 502 00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:57,375 But Vernon's a good kid, and if these pictures get out, 503 00:24:57,377 --> 00:24:59,210 not only is his contract gonna get killed, 504 00:24:59,212 --> 00:25:00,761 but whatever little innocence he has left 505 00:25:00,763 --> 00:25:03,381 is gonna get completely fucking destroyed. 506 00:25:04,717 --> 00:25:08,052 And whatever I gotta do to protect that, I'll do it. 507 00:25:11,474 --> 00:25:14,559 See? That wasn't so difficult. 508 00:25:14,561 --> 00:25:17,562 Your level of sincerity was pitch-perfect. 509 00:25:19,732 --> 00:25:21,566 I'll take that check now. 510 00:25:34,247 --> 00:25:35,796 Here they are, okay? 511 00:25:35,798 --> 00:25:39,333 Every photo of Vernon and a couple good ones of you. 512 00:25:39,335 --> 00:25:41,002 Thank you. 513 00:25:41,004 --> 00:25:42,503 You still a tequila man? 514 00:25:42,505 --> 00:25:46,974 Tommy, two tequilas, please. For old times' sake.