1 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:20,912 sync and corrections by Caio www.addic7ed.com 2 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,806 Ah! 3 00:01:30,808 --> 00:01:32,924 I know what the problem is. None of the players are black. 4 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,926 Whatever, Reg. Come on, man. 5 00:01:35,549 --> 00:01:37,312 That's my Lionel Messi move right there. 6 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:40,015 Watch again. Graceful. 7 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:42,100 I might be playing the wrong sport, y'all. 8 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,604 - Happy days. Happy days, fellas. - Vince! 9 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:46,988 Angela's got her money 10 00:01:46,990 --> 00:01:49,441 and we have all the pictures back on file, everything. 11 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,409 We can finally move on to bigger and better things. 12 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:53,862 - For real, man. Thanks, Spencer. - Come on. 13 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:54,863 So everything is cool? 14 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:57,115 Everything is now everything. 15 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,784 Okay, everything's everything. 16 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,369 So, what, you gonna swipe my catchphrase now? Is that it? 17 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,088 Man, chill, Reggie. 18 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:05,173 I'm just saying we don't have to be slobbering all over the man. 19 00:02:05,175 --> 00:02:07,542 You come here trotting on your high horse like you saved the day. 20 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:10,378 Let's not forget all this shit was Spencer's fault in the first place. 21 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,464 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I just came to deliver good news. 22 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,882 That's what we wanted to do. 23 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:16,802 Well, next time a fucking phone call will do. 24 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,887 Wow. 25 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:21,223 Well, you're lucky I didn't call Vernon and tell him about 26 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,475 your little joy ride you took with Angie the other night. 27 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,227 - Joy ride? - He's tripping. 28 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:27,946 I wish I was tripping. She gave me the entire rundown last night. 29 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:30,198 Every gag-inducing detail. 30 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,983 Man, what the fuck you do now, Reggie? 31 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,402 Nothing. I took her home just like you asked me to. 32 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:37,038 And we were bonding over what an asshole Spencer is. 33 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,241 But I wasn't the fucking asshole who disrespected her 34 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:40,659 and made her take the bus home. 35 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,295 - You did what? - She jumped out the car. 36 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:45,831 Because you pulled your pecker out at the stoplight. 37 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,666 Listen, man, we was getting along. 38 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,167 I thought she wanted to fuck. 39 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,253 So that's your move? Pull out your dick? 40 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,004 What's the big deal? 41 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:56,091 What's the big deal? You offered to pay her. 42 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,592 Everyone got the right to get paid. 43 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,060 What the fuck is wrong with you, Reggie? 44 00:02:59,062 --> 00:03:02,230 Reg, hey, you treated her like a piece of meat. 45 00:03:02,232 --> 00:03:04,683 - Angie didn't deserve that. - I thought she was a ho. 46 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,852 That shit ain't right, Reg. Ange, she cool. 47 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,103 She ain't even a ho like that. 48 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,437 That's discriminatory. 49 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,656 My cousin Felicia, cooler than a mother. 50 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:14,326 But she an enormous ho. I mean, suck your dick through your jeans. 51 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:16,828 What? Felicia ain't cool at all. 52 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:19,030 I didn't say nothing 'cause I thought nothing of it. 53 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,416 Exactly, that's the problem. You don't think about shit. 54 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:24,119 You don't consider the consequences and you have no respect. 55 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,871 Man, you said I could trust you, Reg. 56 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,539 - You didn't do what I asked. - Wait, wait. 57 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,207 And you disrespected a woman. 58 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,710 Man, just get up out of my face right now. 59 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:35,430 - What are you talking about? - I ain't got shit to say to you right now, Reggie. Bounce. 60 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:37,515 Oh, wow. 61 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,353 Uh... 62 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:43,638 you know what? Fuck... fuck all y'all. 63 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,107 You don't appreciate me, you don't deserve me. 64 00:03:46,109 --> 00:03:48,193 Nate. 65 00:03:56,859 --> 00:03:59,070 Awkward transition, but I spoke to Dallas. 66 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,705 I told them that we cleared this mess up. 67 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,908 They're gonna send over an offer today. 68 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,412 Vernon, buddy, it's time-sensitive. 69 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,497 Not now, y'all. Look, I got to drive this shit off. 70 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,549 Hopefully there ain't no jizz on my seats. 71 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,259 Mr. Anderson. 72 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,844 Good, good, hoped to catch you. 73 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,596 I better not miss my tee time. 74 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,648 - No, I just need a minute. - 60 seconds, go. 75 00:04:26,650 --> 00:04:29,100 Ahem. I just want to let you know 76 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,986 I don't think the whole boat mess was a joke. 77 00:04:30,988 --> 00:04:33,738 Party got insane, yeah, but we never lost focus 78 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:35,740 of what we were there to do and we accomplished our goal. 79 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:38,276 Yeah, you used my bling to get laid. 80 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,444 I didn't get laid. 81 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,279 Yet another colossal failure on your part. 82 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,365 - Thank you, Lanaia. - You're welcome. 83 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:45,250 Failure? 84 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:47,168 This whole sports division was my idea. 85 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:48,536 At least give me credit for that. 86 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:49,921 It was a pretty good idea. 87 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:52,257 And I brought Spencer in when you didn't want him. 88 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:55,543 - He's exceeded my expectations. - Mine, too. 89 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,963 Mr. Anderson, Spencer and I are a team. 90 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,631 If you like his work, you like mine. 91 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:02,300 But he's Spencer Strasmore and you're... 92 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,803 You're just Joe Krutel. 93 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:10,141 Gold medalist in being a pain in my butt. 94 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,198 I feel like I put something to rest, you know? 95 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,401 Gained some clarity. 96 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:20,869 After I passed the CT exam, 97 00:05:20,871 --> 00:05:23,655 it's like new doors have been opening. 98 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,740 - That's great, Spencer. - Yeah. 99 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,993 I double-checked your results 100 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,244 and nothing's changed. 101 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:32,213 - It's all clear. - Ah, good. 102 00:05:32,215 --> 00:05:34,799 I just wanted to be absolutely sure. 103 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:37,052 Kind of pulled an Usain Bolt out of here last time. 104 00:05:37,054 --> 00:05:39,170 I believe the starting gun 105 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,339 was my suggesting that you see a psychologist. 106 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,558 Oh, no, no, no. I was just really excited to get the good news. 107 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,143 I couldn't wait to shout it to the world. 108 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:47,562 - Mm, but now you're back. - Yeah. 109 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:49,431 Follow-up never killed anybody. 110 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,099 You still having the nightmares? 111 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,568 Flashbacks. 112 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:56,688 I drilled a guy and knocked him out of the game. 113 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,523 Suffer any permanent damage? 114 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:02,027 - Me or him? - Him, Spencer. 115 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,196 He never played again. 116 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,248 I see. 117 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:08,700 Was it a clean hit? 118 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,619 Well, depends on who you ask. 119 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:14,372 No flags on the play, though. 120 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,175 But now I keep seeing his commercials all over TV. 121 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:20,011 Dan's Auto Collision. It's fucking weird. 122 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:21,880 Dan Balsamo. 123 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,515 I love those commercials. 124 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:28,720 Look, just nut up and go see the guy already. 125 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:32,857 Doc, you watch your language. 126 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,809 I'm happy to help, Spencer, 127 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:37,896 but this isn't what I do. 128 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,781 You need to go talk to a psychologist. 129 00:06:39,783 --> 00:06:42,400 Why? I don't need a psychologist. I'm talking to you. 130 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,985 Bye, Spencer. 131 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,826 Hi, Dan's Auto Collision. This is Kerri. 132 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,746 Hi, yeah, I'm calling about an accident I just had. I need some help. 133 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,548 Sure, where can we find you? 134 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:59,751 I'm at the medical park on the corner of Biscayne and 74th 135 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,503 in a white Range Rover. 136 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:03,221 Pretty bad shape. You can't miss it. 137 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:06,424 Oh, and by the way, if you could send Dan... 138 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,926 He's an old friend. 139 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,561 Okay, I'll send him right away. 140 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:12,597 All right. Great. Thank you. I'll see you soon. 141 00:07:45,015 --> 00:07:48,133 Man, I think you need to call somebody. 142 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,218 Yep, already did. 143 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:56,558 This better be important, man. 144 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,060 Julie would kill me if she find out I was back over here. 145 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,980 Relax, all right? Me and the boys cooked up something special for you. 146 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:02,816 Or this guy did. 147 00:08:02,841 --> 00:08:05,316 A little TTD surprise just for you, Chuck. 148 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,818 Ooh! 149 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,157 This is a testimonial of the finest moments 150 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,459 in the career of the great Charles Greane. 151 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:18,413 A career that seemed dead has now risen from the ashes like a phoenix. 152 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,548 Charles, there's an old saying in the National Football League. 153 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:23,051 Hands are great, but feet are better. 154 00:08:23,053 --> 00:08:26,421 And you, my friend, had the best feet I have ever witnessed. 155 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,423 You were the Baryshnikov of football. 156 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,976 Your teammates used to call you the Black Swan, for crying out loud, 157 00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:34,229 'cause you were so graceful, you were so nimble. 158 00:08:34,231 --> 00:08:36,648 You owned that line of scrimmage. 159 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:39,350 Word on the street is Black Swan's coming back. 160 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,436 The game needs you, you need the game. 161 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:45,190 Freddy T, my rookie year, told me the game's like a roller coaster, buddy. 162 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:48,193 So get your ass in gear. See you in Foxboro. 163 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,862 It's gonna be nice and cold. It ain't gonna be Miami muggy. 164 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,580 Black Swan was a monster. 165 00:08:52,582 --> 00:08:54,740 Seriously, there was no getting around the dude. 166 00:08:54,765 --> 00:08:55,533 That's right. 167 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,869 Whenever I thought I had a clear path to the quarterback, 168 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,871 he always came back and shut that shit down. 169 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,623 You should still be playing, big man. 170 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:05,093 Hey, Charles, if you have any itch to still play, 171 00:09:05,095 --> 00:09:07,262 you scratch that son of a bitch off until it bleeds, buddy. 172 00:09:07,264 --> 00:09:08,379 Brother, get back in the game. 173 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,714 I'll see you in Foxboro, buddy. 174 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,716 Let's go a few more rounds, motherfucker. 175 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,469 You need somebody to train you? Call me. I'm your guy. 176 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,723 Ha! 177 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:19,974 That's what I'm talking about. 178 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,442 Feeling that, Charles? 179 00:09:21,444 --> 00:09:23,728 That's an inspirational TTD joint right there. 180 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,396 Did you like it? 181 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,116 - Can you run it back? - Absolutely, man. 182 00:09:28,118 --> 00:09:30,535 No doubt, man. Hey, the graphics... great touch, man. 183 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,203 Outstanding, brother. 184 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,172 Holy shit. 185 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,174 Blindsided again. 186 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,643 Dan, long time no see. 187 00:09:55,645 --> 00:09:57,228 What do you want? 188 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,230 Well, got a little car trouble. 189 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,316 And, man, I've been seeing your ads all over TV 190 00:10:01,318 --> 00:10:03,184 and figured I'd throw a little business your way. 191 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,270 Don't need your business. 192 00:10:06,323 --> 00:10:08,323 Hey, Dan. 193 00:10:08,325 --> 00:10:09,941 You won't even give me a tow? 194 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,694 You wrecked your car as an excuse to talk to me? 195 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:15,580 - That's sad. - Come on. You crazy? 196 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:17,332 You tried to exit on the wrong side of the road. 197 00:10:17,334 --> 00:10:19,367 What? No, I didn't. The sun was in my eyes. 198 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,369 You're wearing sunglasses. 199 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:27,125 Shit. 200 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,594 Shit. The glasses. 201 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:33,131 Man, look, my car is busted. I can't take it anywhere. 202 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,433 I just need a tow. We don't even have to talk. 203 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,552 And I swear to God I won't bring up the hit. 204 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,520 The what? 205 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,559 I just need a ride. 206 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:47,445 Please? 207 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,703 So you got married? 208 00:10:55,705 --> 00:10:57,488 From the commercial. 209 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,708 That's real cool, man. 210 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,463 You guys got kids? 211 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,498 Yeah, I bet you got kids. 212 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,973 Love this song, too. 213 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,842 Hell of a jam. 214 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:48,039 Hey, you got a son. 215 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,874 That's great. 216 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,760 Had a feeling you were a dad. 217 00:11:52,762 --> 00:11:55,513 You know, not many guys go from SMU to the league, 218 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,965 especially after the death penalty. 219 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,051 That's pretty goddamn impressive, man. 220 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,020 I told you I don't want to fucking talk about it. 221 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,806 Well, I do want to talk about it. 222 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,474 - I don't care. - I do care. 223 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:09,394 - I don't suck dicks. - I do... not... 224 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,979 You almost got me... Do that either. 225 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,614 Hon, I brought some stromboli. 226 00:12:13,616 --> 00:12:15,900 I might have overcooked it, but I... 227 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,735 Oh, my God, it's him. 228 00:12:19,122 --> 00:12:20,571 Please, let me take this. 229 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,074 Spencer Strasmore. It's great to meet you. 230 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,992 - Yeah, hi. Thank you. - Hi. Sure. 231 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,878 This looks great. Salami or pepperoni? 232 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,830 - Salami. - Good choice. 233 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,083 Hey, champ! How'd the scrimmage go? 234 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,635 - Awesome. - Three for five and two RBls. 235 00:12:34,637 --> 00:12:36,254 - Wow. - Sweet! 236 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,423 Who's the bald guy? 237 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,843 Oh, that's the plumber. Toilet's backed up again. 238 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:44,729 Big man, Spencer Strasmore. What's your name? 239 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,647 - Adam. - Adam, it's good to meet you. 240 00:12:46,649 --> 00:12:48,933 I used to play ball with your dad. 241 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,352 - You a Marlins fan? - I love the Marlins. 242 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:54,155 Yeah. That's cool. 243 00:12:54,157 --> 00:12:56,274 Well, hey, you know what? 244 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,326 I happen to have extra tickets to tonight's game 245 00:12:58,328 --> 00:12:59,911 if you and your dad want to join me. 246 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,078 Yes! Yes! Yes! 247 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,780 Yeah, that's really not a good idea. 248 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,199 Please? Yes, yes! Please! Please, Dad. 249 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,451 That sounds like a yes. 250 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,120 Danny, let him take you to the ballgame. 251 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,123 Make him buy you some beers. 252 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,458 Sure you're okay with that? 253 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,259 No, it'd be horrible to have the house all to myself. 254 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,461 What in the world will I do without you? 255 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,347 - Yeah. - Danny! All right, we're leaving. 256 00:13:19,349 --> 00:13:20,882 It was good to meet you. I'll see you tonight, big man. 257 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,550 Bye, Spencer. 258 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,976 I see you're still playing dirty. 259 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,399 - I didn't think you'd be home. - Hey. 260 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,902 I'm glad you're here. 261 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,321 So what you think? 262 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,906 I gave that to you weeks ago. 263 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,157 I'm just catching up on stuff. 264 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,708 I figure if I put it here, 265 00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:48,993 every time I walk through the door, 266 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,411 I'll be thinking of you. 267 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,080 And bananas. It's symbolic, though. 268 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,967 It reminds me also that I'm done with low-hanging fruit. 269 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,052 I want what's high in the tree. 270 00:13:58,054 --> 00:13:59,754 Reaching for the sky. I want a coconut. 271 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,473 I want you. You're my beautiful coconut. 272 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,976 These are yours. I just came to get my stuff. 273 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,595 You know, Ricky, in the craziest way imaginable, 274 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,181 you got me to a place where now I know what I want. 275 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,567 - And it ain't you. - Who is it, then? Fucking Birdman? 276 00:14:12,569 --> 00:14:15,269 I don't know. I just know that if I don't salvage 277 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,855 what's left of my self-respect, I'll never find it. 278 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,358 When you do, tell him to go fuck himself for me, please? 279 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,910 Listen, you have to want to evolve, okay? 280 00:14:22,912 --> 00:14:25,496 You keep promising and apologizing, but you don't really do it. 281 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,666 I do. I am. I'm trying to, okay? 282 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,117 I swear to God, I'm trying to. 283 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:33,371 Talking about my father on national TV, that was evolving. 284 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,540 And you know what? I couldn't have ne that without you. 285 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,258 You know, the sad thing is, 286 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:39,927 you're no better than he is. 287 00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:41,712 I'm gonna go get the rest of my stuff. 288 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,931 You don't have to leave that up. 289 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:02,149 Hey, you didn't tell me they were playing the Yanks tonight. 290 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:05,403 Holy shit! Can't wait to see Stanton go yard on them. 291 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,289 - Where'd you get the glove? - Borrowed it from a neighbor's kid. 292 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,877 - Meaning you stole it. - I'll fucking return it. 293 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,296 Besides, I figure we're sitting behind the dugout, right? 294 00:15:15,298 --> 00:15:17,748 - Might stab a few lasers. - What, are you 12? 295 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,500 I'm not bare handing a foul ball. 296 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,636 Right, because you jerk off and catch with the same hand? 297 00:15:21,638 --> 00:15:23,137 You can't take the risk of breaking a finger? 298 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:26,057 Got me. 299 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,925 Relax. 300 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,811 Any hot chicks come around, I'll just tell them that it's my son's 301 00:15:30,813 --> 00:15:34,682 and he was kidnapped and it helps me remember him. 302 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,184 I'm sorry to burst your bubble, 303 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,687 but I can't take you to the game tonight. 304 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,325 I'm gonna pretend that you didn't just say that 305 00:15:44,327 --> 00:15:46,277 so we can remain friends, 'cause I like you. 306 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,579 I like you, too. I'm sorry, but something came up. 307 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,915 Aw, come on, man. What does that mean, huh? 308 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,867 You can't just disinvite me. 309 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:56,287 Joe, I'm sorry, okay? I promise you, I'm gonna get you next time. 310 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,423 Who is she, huh? She better have a magical fucking vagina. 311 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,460 It's not a woman. 312 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,548 It's Old Man Anderson, isn't it? 313 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,017 Why the fuck would I dump you for Old Man Anderson? 314 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:11,435 Because he's been showering you with praise 315 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,270 ever since you got those pictures back from Angie. 316 00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:16,140 Ever since we got those pictures back from Angie. 317 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,608 Okay? And I made sure he knows that. 318 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,644 Did you tell him that while you were on Snapchat together? 319 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,562 You sound like a jealous chick, buddy. 320 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,281 Listen, listen. 321 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,984 Be careful with him. Watch your ass, all right? 322 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,703 You think life in the league was hard? 323 00:16:28,705 --> 00:16:31,405 I've seen him shoot 20 guys in the back of the head. 324 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,908 They don't show up the next day. They're just gone. 325 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,326 The bodies are buried all over Boca. 326 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,628 Joe, Joe, Joe. For the last time, it's not Anderson. 327 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:45,836 Hey, a lot of vacancy in Coral Gables. 328 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,422 Might be a nice place to set up our own shop. 329 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,011 Hey, it's Jason. Let's see how that Dallas offer came in. 330 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,513 Yeah. 331 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,648 Hey, buddy. Here at the office with Joe. 332 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,900 - What's good? - Dallas came in big. 333 00:16:59,902 --> 00:17:01,352 "Wide World of Sports" big. 334 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,854 Lead story on "SportsCenter" big. 335 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,439 Everybody's gonna be talking about this. 336 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,191 $45 million guaranteed. 337 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,193 Wow. 338 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,530 That is amazing. Higher than their last offer. 339 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,248 You're the best agent in the business, buddy. 340 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,168 Well, the best agent in the business can't seem to find his client. 341 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:21,038 He's a 265-pound defensive tackle in an orange McLaren. 342 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,541 - He's kind of hard to miss. - Did you call Mama? Marcus? 343 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,593 I did, you know, and Dallas wants an answer now, 344 00:17:25,595 --> 00:17:27,545 but I'm afraid he's wrapped himself up in tin foil 345 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,096 and is talking to aliens or some shit. 346 00:17:29,098 --> 00:17:31,799 Did you try that laser tag place he's always talking about? 347 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,100 You know, Joe, 348 00:17:33,102 --> 00:17:35,686 that's not even remotely helpful, but thank you. 349 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:36,887 Call me when he surfaces. 350 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,859 Well, might not want to tell your new best friend Anderson 351 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,194 about this at the game tonight. 352 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:46,030 Wow, still chickish. 353 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:53,738 Violent hands. I want you violent at the point of attack. 354 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,073 You need a nap, Charles? We got time. 355 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,409 - No, sir. Here we go, I'm ready. - Come on. 356 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,248 Quit holding. You're clicking your heels, Greane. 357 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,286 Widen your stance. 358 00:18:05,311 --> 00:18:08,335 Kick, slide. Kick, slide. Basics. Come on, man. 359 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,221 Didn't you win a fucking Super Bowl, Greane? 360 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,590 - Yes, I did. - A lot of rust. 361 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,558 How much do you want this comeback, sugar tits? 362 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,427 - More than anything, sir. - I don't believe you. 363 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,429 Let's go. 364 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,147 Come on. 365 00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:26,437 Maybe you'd rather see a truck, sugar tits. 366 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,026 Let's go again. 367 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,116 Yo! 368 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,753 - Hey, Sally. - Hi. 369 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,790 I only got two. Do you mind if the kid slips in? 370 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,043 No problem, Spence. Enjoy the game, sweetheart. 371 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,762 - Bye. - Thank you. 372 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,765 What? 373 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,468 This is the life of Spencer Strasmore. 374 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,637 "Okay if the kid slips in with us?" 375 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,807 "No problem, Spence." Must be brutal. 376 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:06,644 - It's not always that way. - Just 99% of the time? 377 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,696 Look, I didn't come here to rub it in your face. 378 00:19:08,698 --> 00:19:10,898 No, you did this out of the goodness of your heart, right? 379 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,651 Which is why you used my kid. You're a real class act, man. 380 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,570 Hey, Dan, you know what? We don't have to do this. 381 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,906 I'll leave you guys alone. You can watch the game by yourselves. 382 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,292 I'll have somebody take you down to the box. 383 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,960 Forget it. 384 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,080 Don't go soft on me, Strasmore. 385 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,048 You're doing a real nice thing here. 386 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:32,386 - I'll ease up on you. - You promise? 387 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,004 - I'm a sensitive man. - Sensitive? 388 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,673 - Yeah. - You're sensitive? 389 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,424 - Jesus. - Kind of big, too. 390 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,176 After all I've done for that bald, 391 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,845 multicultural motherfucker, 392 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,848 he's gonna hang me out to dry with Anderson? Me? Fuck him. 393 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,984 They can fuck each other in the dicks for all I care. 394 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,355 - I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry. - It's all right. 395 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,191 No, Jaime, you're not here to listen to my bullshit all day. 396 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,694 How are you? Huh? How you doing? How's your dog? 397 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,946 - Dog's doing fine. - Oh, you know what I read the other day? 398 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:02,366 This is fucked up. It's a myth that dogs are color-blind. 399 00:20:04,086 --> 00:20:06,620 You know, maybe you'd be better off without this Spencer guy. 400 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,622 - No, no, no. - Just saying, Joe. 401 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:12,126 You got to embrace the freedom that comes with being your own boss. 402 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,045 I mean, look at me. Don't I look happy? 403 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,432 Anyways, I got to run, dude. 404 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,050 - Pick up Grandma. - Yeah. 405 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,353 - Yeah. Yeah. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 406 00:20:23,272 --> 00:20:25,222 All right. 407 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,892 Man. 408 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,227 - Drive safe. - Yeah. 409 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,373 You got a great kid. 410 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,074 We can cut the bullshit now, dude. 411 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,710 Just tell me what's on your mind. 412 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:49,914 Okay. 413 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,051 I meant to hurt you that day. 414 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,503 I mean, you were completely exposed. 415 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,756 I could have pulled back, but I didn't. 416 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,058 Instead, I chose to light you the fuck up. 417 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:04,345 I make no apologies about it. It's the type of player I was back then. 418 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:05,846 I'm well aware of that. 419 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,182 It's football. Players are aware of the risks. 420 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,733 What if it was you that got laid out? 421 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:13,103 Would you want a handshake, a "no hard feelings"? 422 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,189 Some show of respect? 423 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,941 Dan, I didn't have that in me back then. 424 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:20,277 I took that hit, I put it in a box and I buried that motherfucker. 425 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,829 That was it. I moved on. 426 00:21:21,831 --> 00:21:23,781 And for whatever reason, after I retired, 427 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,200 that moment's been haunting me. 428 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:28,953 Look, I know I'm late. 429 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,621 I'm just trying to make it right. 430 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,508 You did me a favor. 431 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,211 Don't say that, man. 432 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,380 I've been dining out on the idea you robbed me 433 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,265 of my chance at greatness for years, 434 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:45,469 telling everyone Spencer Strasmore was dirty, 435 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:50,858 when the reality was I was a great college player, 436 00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:53,193 but I was a below-average pro. 437 00:21:53,195 --> 00:21:55,446 Come on, man. You made it to the highest level. 438 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:56,981 Six teams in eight years. 439 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,066 Man, it got to the point where I stopped making friends 440 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,235 'cause I knew I wouldn't be around long enough to remember everybody's name. 441 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,320 - You never had that problem, did you? - No. 442 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,540 In all my time in the league, I never scored a TD, 443 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:09,660 played in a playoff game, had a single moment of glory. 444 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,329 Not a cheer from the crowd. 445 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,166 Nothing. 446 00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:19,303 Nothing. 447 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,257 I was chasing something I was never gonna get. 448 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,561 I was done when we met, Spencer. 449 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,565 I mean, do I miss football? Yeah. 450 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:34,401 But that hit that you've been losing sleep over, 451 00:22:34,403 --> 00:22:36,570 that was a straight-up mercy kill. 452 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,409 I've never told that to anyone. 453 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,960 Better than talking to a shrink. 454 00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,096 A hell of a lot cheaper, too. 455 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,720 Check it out. Check it out. Giancarlo Stanton. 456 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,306 Giancarlo! Whoo! 457 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:13,557 Hi there, Spence. 458 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,359 Come on, I'll introduce you. 459 00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:17,444 - Seriously? - Yeah, that's my boy. 460 00:23:17,446 --> 00:23:20,397 But I won't introduce you as my fucking plumber, by the way. 461 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,233 Adam. Adam. Come on. 462 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,785 - What's up, brother? - What's up, man? 463 00:23:24,787 --> 00:23:26,537 - Good to see you. - Good to see you, too. How's it going? 464 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:29,289 Everything is good. This is one of your biggest fans, Dan Balsamo. 465 00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:30,610 Dan, what's going on, man? Great to meet you. 466 00:23:30,635 --> 00:23:31,241 Good to meet you. 467 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,725 All right, and this is the big man right here. 468 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:33,577 What's up, little man? 469 00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,329 - How you doing? - 37 home runs. 470 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:38,749 - And counting. - Look at you. You know your stats. 471 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,584 Want me to sign this? All right. 472 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,586 Hey, how'd it go? 473 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:45,005 - You didn't text me. - Mmm. 474 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:47,257 No word just yet. 475 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,226 Baby, what happened? 476 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,228 What drills did you run? You do some pass sets? 477 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:53,263 Oh, yeah. A bunch of those. 478 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,732 Some punch drills. 479 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:58,102 Okay, I want to know more. Was Siefert cool? 480 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,687 Did you tell him how my aunt grew up in the same town as his mom? 481 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,406 No, I didn't get a chance to do that, baby. 482 00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:04,274 He was kind of busy screaming at me. 483 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,943 The GM was screaming at you? 484 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,778 Mm, yeah. 485 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,613 It was a different side of him I never seen before. 486 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,866 He kept calling me "sugar tits." 487 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:17,121 A nickname is a good sign. 488 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,956 I really think I blew it. 489 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,457 Everybody counted on me to get it back 490 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,509 and I just landed square on my ass. 491 00:24:22,511 --> 00:24:23,961 Oh, baby, it couldn't have been that bad. 492 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,296 No, I literally landed on my ass. 493 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,598 Like right on it. 494 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,800 Right on your ass? Phew! 495 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,685 Oh, shoot. 496 00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:34,805 Look, nobody wanted this comeback for you more than I did. 497 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,608 You know that. I'm sorry, baby. 498 00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:41,478 But I do have some news that might ease some of that pain. 499 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,147 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 500 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,315 I was supposed to have my period a while ago and I didn't, 501 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,985 so I took one of these and, bam. 502 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,157 - Are you sure? - I'm positive. 503 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,325 Yes, I'm sure. 504 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,162 So I'm gonna be a daddy? 505 00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:01,131 Yes. Ooh, Daddy. 506 00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,799 I like that way more than sugar tits. 507 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,172 I love you, baby. 508 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,174 I'm gonna be a daddy. 509 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,228 Commissioner, thank you. 510 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:19,066 Hey, Spence, shouldn't we get to our seats? 511 00:25:19,068 --> 00:25:20,517 You owe me some beers. 512 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,436 I do owe you beers. Yeah, but one second. 513 00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,688 We direct your attention to the field. 514 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,857 Throwing out our ceremonial first pitch, 515 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:30,827 please welcome Miami Dolphins legend Spencer Strasmore. 516 00:25:33,582 --> 00:25:35,332 Thank you. 517 00:25:37,419 --> 00:25:41,371 Spencer Strasmore is certainly a fan favorite here in Miami. 518 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,539 The former Dolphins defenseman... 519 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,591 It's great to be the king, huh? 520 00:25:44,593 --> 00:25:45,331 Not bad. 521 00:25:45,356 --> 00:25:47,544 Joining him is former Buffalo Bills running back 522 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,963 and owner of Dan's Auto Collision, 523 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,715 Mr. Dan Balsamo 524 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:54,051 and his son, number 11, Adam Balsamo. 525 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,720 Holy shit. 526 00:25:56,722 --> 00:26:00,224 Not a bad plug, huh? I told your wife to watch. 527 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,642 throw out the first pitch, 528 00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:03,143 and that certainly was a great matchup 529 00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:05,646 when they were playing head-to-head in the NFL. 530 00:26:07,616 --> 00:26:09,399 Okay. 531 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,368 Thank you, Commish. Here you go, big man. 532 00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:14,288 All right, let's do this. Yeah, buddy. 533 00:26:14,290 --> 00:26:18,041 Hey, um, ahem, don't fuck this up. 534 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,461 Not a chance, pal. 535 00:26:21,463 --> 00:26:24,081 beautiful outside the ball park 536 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,083 as we're ready to start. 537 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,768 Right in the strike zone, baby. 538 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,937 Go, Danny boy! 539 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:53,160 Show 'em some heat, Balsamo! 540 00:26:53,162 --> 00:26:54,278 Come on, Danny. 541 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:58,532 All right, Balsamo. 542 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,593 Balsamo, you suck! 543 00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:11,461 Yeah!