1 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:08,965 Kane is in the building, nigga... 2 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:26,058 Now tell me how you love it You know you at the top 3 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:29,815 When only heaven's right above it, we on 4 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,655 'Cause we on 5 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:35,776 Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? 6 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:37,322 I'm with Marley G, bro 7 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:40,576 Flying Holly Grove chicks to my Hollywood shows 8 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,871 And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know 9 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:46,874 This that Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow 10 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,166 And... 11 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,044 My real friends never hearing from me 12 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:53,964 Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me 13 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:56,634 That's why I pick and choose I don't get shit confused 14 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,633 Don't like my women single I like my chicks in twos 15 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,727 And these days all the girls is down to roll 16 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:05,601 I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole 17 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:09,226 Plus, I been sippin' So this shit is movin' kinda slow 18 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:12,445 Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go 19 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,490 (MASTERS OF WAR PLAYING) 20 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,228 (SPENCER SIGHS) 21 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:50,103 It's been a minute, big bro. 22 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,191 I'm sorry I didn't get down here sooner. 23 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,522 Not that I didn't want to come, 24 00:01:55,616 --> 00:02:00,156 it's just that funerals and cemeteries just aren't my thing. 25 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:05,457 Yeah, but fuck it, we'd better get used to it, huh? We're gettin' old. 26 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,158 Well, I'm getting old. 27 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:18,219 You know, tomorrow is National Signing Day. 28 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:23,011 I still remember when you declared. 29 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:26,720 (CHUCKLING) Dad was goin' crazy. 30 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,429 And I was so proud of you. 31 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:35,691 It's a real shame it all had to end the way it did. 32 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,527 Fuck the NCAA. 33 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:40,696 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 34 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,375 Mr. Granville? 35 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,277 Mr. Robert Granville, right? How ya doin' today? 36 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:57,487 Not bad. How 'bout yourself, son? 37 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:01,004 Oh, fantastic. Can you hold this for a second? 38 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,964 You've been served. 39 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:07,223 - And here, have an Americano on me. - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 40 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:09,353 All right, enjoy. I'm out. 41 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,554 SPENCER: Today, you and I are gonna take the fight to 'em. 42 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:19,030 It's been a long time comin'. 43 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:23,193 But as they say... 44 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,784 Payback's a bitch. 45 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:36,464 I'll catch you around, big bro. 46 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:37,877 (JOE SIGHS) 47 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,840 JOE: Fear the brow. 48 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:45,719 I love AD. He's a modern-day Bill Russell. 49 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,369 You think I should grow my unibrow back? 50 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:48,805 What do you think? I had one. 51 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,978 Like dude from Sesame Street? Like Bert, right? 52 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,851 - Yeah. - But dressed like a pedophile. 53 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,062 - (BOTH LAUGH) - You know what? 54 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,439 Jokes about sexual predation aren't funny anymore. 55 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,257 Maybe, you should check out the news sometime. 56 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,193 - My homies! How goes it? - Hey... 57 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:02,774 Sorry to keep you waiting. 58 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:07,283 Nah, it's all good. What's shakin', pal? 59 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:13,042 Okay, I hope you guys haven't changed your vibe about our pitch. 60 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:15,704 I'm sorry to say we did. 61 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,623 But out of respect, I wanted to tell you in person. 62 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:24,800 - I'm just fuckin' with y'all! - Fuck! What? 63 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,843 - (ALL LAUGHING) - Why would you do that to me? 64 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:29,453 Jokes are only funny when you're delivering the punchlines, huh? 65 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,143 - Eh... - Funny motherfuckers, 66 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:32,515 it's too early for the comedy. 67 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,472 Why in the hell did y'all wake us up? 68 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:38,105 The truth is, we loved what you guys pulled together. 69 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:40,653 And it gave us the idea for something bigger. 70 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:42,196 - Huge. - I like big. 71 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,023 Now, you're talkin' our language. 72 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:48,487 Kyrie, KD, Serena, Cristiano Ronaldo, 73 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:52,370 what we do is fuse the soul with the sole. 74 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,917 And nobody does it like us. 75 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:57,336 Sweet Lou, grab 'em. 76 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:01,462 What we wanna do is create the shoe for your skatepunk kids. 77 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:05,386 - JOE: Wow. - These just got back from the lab. 78 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,636 They're just a sample. We're open to any ideas you guys have. 79 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:11,263 - REGGIE: Uh-huh. - But that's just the half. 80 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,595 Check this out. 81 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,433 Look at this. Look at you! 82 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,025 - (LAUGHS) - REGGIE: Mmm! 83 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,736 Watch this. 84 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,155 - Whoa! - Okay. 85 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,904 - That's pretty good! - Yo! I see what you're doing. 86 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,610 Yeah. You guys should definitely keep the color, whatever you do. 87 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,161 It's like a DMT trip, 88 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:33,434 you know, when you're getting shot down the boomerang pipe 89 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,074 really fast, you're goin' really... 90 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,332 - I can tell by your faces, no. - (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 91 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:42,707 Sorry, guys. I'm so sorry. This is the League office calling. 92 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:46,636 Hi. Ms. Brewer. You sure you called the right ASM partner? 93 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:51,637 Well, Mr. Krutel, your partner isn't responding to calls, texts, or emails, 94 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,851 so, he left me no choice but to bother you. 95 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:57,138 Okay, well, it's no bother. What can I help you with? 96 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,349 I think it's the other way around. 97 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:00,649 Okay, sure. 98 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:01,942 What can you help me with? 99 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:05,021 Well, I'm guessing from your comedic one-liners that you don't know. 100 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:07,732 - Know what? - Spencer Strasmore filed a lawsuit 101 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:11,410 against the NCAA this morning. 102 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,120 (SIGHS) 103 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,618 Breathe in... 104 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,910 - Exhale. - (ALL EXHALING) 105 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,337 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 106 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,919 You're lookin' pretty fluid there, big brother. 107 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:31,757 I am fluid. Though I wish Rashard were a 22-year-old Asian massage girl. 108 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,308 - That would be better. - I can make that happen. For a price. 109 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,351 No, no, no. No Asian massage. 110 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:39,181 You'll end up having a stroke and staying an extra six months... 111 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:42,062 - Well, fuck! - Fuck what? Your kidney? 112 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:44,894 No, the TV. Rashard, turn it up, will ya? 113 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,588 NEWS ANCHOR: ...is intrinsically corrupt. 114 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,820 The NCAA has responded by counter-suing Strasmore, 115 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:53,074 claiming that intent to purchase the rights for USC sports 116 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,746 with the financial backing of the Anderson brothers 117 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,449 has breached his fiduciary responsibilities. 118 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:02,002 Fire up the jet! We're gonna turn this deal into roadkill. 119 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,922 And back over it, twice! 120 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:09,802 Good morning, good morning, Jerrets! What's up, baby? 121 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:13,177 Y'all take a vow of silence, or something? 122 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,893 I'm gonna make myself a smoothie. 123 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:19,540 Yeah, y'all need a smoothie? Y'all want one? 124 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:20,600 DENNIS: Yeah, sure. 125 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,181 You know, I want a strawberry-banana, 126 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,813 and you can mix some of that shit right there into it. 127 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,644 I feel like gettin' nice and swole up today. 128 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,234 - This here? - Yeah. 129 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:30,610 I don't know nothin' about this. 130 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,386 "Ana..." I can't even say this shit. What is this? 131 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,322 Let me help you. It's Androstenedione. 132 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:38,873 - Anabolic steroid. - AKA a PED. 133 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,604 What, you been hangin' with Jonny Bones Jones lately? 134 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,745 Stop the bullshit, Ricky. 135 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:47,502 This isn't gonna be a deny-till-you-die situation. 136 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,333 Who found it? 137 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,465 Oh, right, right. Y'all are in this together. 138 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:55,515 Like when they merc'ed bin Laden, never know who the shooter is. 139 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,138 - Bunch of fuckin' snoops. - Nobody snoopin', Rick. 140 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,811 I found it in the trash when I was looking for my Invisalign. 141 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,729 Which, by the way, is still... 142 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,398 How about I knock your fuckin' teeth out 143 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,711 for bringing this shit in my house? 144 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:08,273 - You won't need no Invisalign! - Don't fuckin' deflect. 145 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,901 Your boy's just trying to look out for you. 146 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,200 What is this, an intervention? 147 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:17,745 You the morality police? You're one to squawk, Dennis. 148 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:20,489 I know what you had to do to play in the '80s. 149 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,996 And TTD, Mr. Opportunistic. 150 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:26,295 And my girl! You're supposed to have my back! 151 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:29,840 Ride or die, remember? My little Tupac! 152 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:32,669 I know where you're from. Remember that. 153 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:36,430 - I mean, who are y'all? - Your family. 154 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,553 The only ones concerned about your health. 155 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,477 We ride with you, but not without voicing our opinions. 156 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,930 Well, you know what, it sounds like y'all are judgin' me. 157 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:47,142 We're not judgin' you, but we are disappointed. 158 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,228 Gonna tell your friend, Charles? Hmm? 159 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,571 I mean, he put his ass on the line for you. 160 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:56,867 On a new job, at that. 161 00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:00,655 Look at you. Always lookin' out just for yourself. 162 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,367 Learned from the best, right? 163 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,795 Look, you better stop worrying about my bad habits. 164 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:08,997 I'm old and stubborn. 165 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,548 But you better start lookin' at yourself. 166 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,030 Now, you gonna tell your boy, Charles, when you talk to him later? 167 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,841 He's your friend, man. 168 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:19,344 Nope. I ain't gonna say a damn thing, and neither are y'all. 169 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:22,097 Or this family, we're gonna be up shit's creek for real. 170 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,053 (NOTHING NEW PLAYING) 171 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,572 You know, 172 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,535 it was a common practice in Ancient Rome 173 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:42,910 for the emperor to, uh... 174 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:46,333 To allow a moment for the accused 175 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,162 to renounce his beliefs before going into battle. 176 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:52,248 Confessions aren't my thing, Joe, and I've never been afraid of a fight. 177 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,550 You haven't been thrown to lions, either. 178 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:58,129 They're a lot more ferocious than guys in three-point stances. 179 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,966 Well, maybe I'm dumb, but I have no fear. 180 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:04,052 What you have is arrogance. Don't be naive. 181 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:08,686 People are not going to be happy until you're torn to shreds! 182 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:13,019 The NCAA and the NFL are comin' after our asses! 183 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,948 Yeah, that's right. That's right. My ass, too. 184 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,320 - The NFL? - (SCOFFS) 185 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,118 Yeah! Yeah, they sicced the dogs on us. 186 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:23,741 - Who? - Candace called 187 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,869 and threatened to revoke our registration. 188 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,871 Don't care about any of it. 189 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:32,497 Fucking delusional! The way you rationalize shit! 190 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:38,595 You took $250 million from the brothers Anderson, 191 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:42,594 and you partnered with a 17-year-old boy 192 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,971 on a regional sports network. 193 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:49,305 Do you have any idea how fucked up you are? 194 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:54,235 I do. And none of it's gonna affect you. 195 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:01,863 Great. Thank you. 196 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:06,664 Nothing more valuable than a guarantee from a liar. 197 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,619 Bring me Jerret's contract! 198 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,500 Should've been waiting on my desk already. 199 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,463 Sorry, sir. Bringing it now. 200 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,007 What's up, Rick? 201 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:20,799 So, Greane, let's get this thing goin' and signed, 202 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,533 so, I can get back to doing what I do best. 203 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,798 Settle in. Ain't no rush. 204 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,727 Slow down. Enjoy the moment, brother. 205 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:33,937 I have to admit, I really didn't want this to happen for a while. 206 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,360 When that whole situation with the Whites went down, 207 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,987 I didn't know what to do. 208 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:44,910 It's funny, though, the whole thing, it just challenged my character, 209 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,876 and I came out the other side the better for it. 210 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,490 How'd it challenge your character? 211 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:52,793 Well, by forcing me to choose a side, for one. 212 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,336 Guess we know how that turned out. 213 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,789 We sure do. Sittin' there, right in front of you. 214 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,375 Go ahead and sign up, baby. Congratulations. 215 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,678 You know, Chuck, character is a crazy-ass thing. 216 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,089 Don't know what it is, but you know what it isn't. 217 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,763 Mmm. Well said, Rick. 218 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:11,846 Pour myself a drink, on that note. 219 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,557 Sometimes, we don't recognize it 220 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,815 - in ourselves till it's too late... - Mmm. 221 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,313 ...and the damage has been done. 222 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,898 You know, me myself, I'm of the mind that it's never too late. 223 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,405 I don't think we should go there, Chuck. 224 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,952 CHARLES: Hmm? 225 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,155 Go where? 226 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,992 Lay on you what I been cookin' up. 227 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,704 Oh, shucks. I just had a full plate of steak and eggs, 228 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,039 so, whatever you cookin', you can keep to yourself. 229 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,167 - God is speaking to me right now. - He ain't speakin' to me. 230 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,627 Now don't lock the Lord out, bro. 231 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,004 Ricky, is this gonna upset me? 232 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,966 'Cause if it is, just keep it to yourself. 233 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,139 I been usin' PEDs. 234 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,437 What'd I just say? 235 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,141 What did I say? I told you not to tell me! 236 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,067 What is wrong with you, Ricky? 237 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:03,693 What is this undying need you have to fuck over the people who love you? 238 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:10,162 Damn it! God damn! 239 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:14,075 Let me tell you how this plays out from here on forward. 240 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,535 If you play great, we're winners. 241 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,275 If you test dirty after, say, the fifth game or something like that, 242 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,790 I'm clippin' your punk ass. 243 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,341 No conversation, no apology, no bullshit, 244 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:27,297 no, "Wait, Chuck, I need to talk," none of that. 245 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,222 You never told me. 246 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,928 - Hey! You understand? - Yeah. 247 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,932 You never told me. Ever! 248 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:38,812 Now, sign the motherfuckin' deal, you piece of shit. 249 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:51,028 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 250 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,995 Glazed and Confused, on location, coming to you live here, 251 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,167 from sunny Southern California. 252 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,370 Folks, I've gotten a lot of big stories in my day, 253 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,753 but really nothing compares to what you're about to see. 254 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,959 Some stories are local, some are national, 255 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,136 this one changes the world. 256 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,929 With that, I'm welcoming the one and only Spencer Strasmore 257 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,760 on the day that he dropped a massive lawsuit on the NCAA. 258 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,653 Yeah, sometimes, the only way to affect change 259 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,312 is with a fight, Jay, you know that. 260 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,812 Whether it's college athletes, college athletics, or the world at large... 261 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:23,064 Are you for real? You beg me to go for a run, 262 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,757 and now, you got your face buried in your phone? 263 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,818 ...the modern era, and that hasn't happened yet, 264 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,428 and I, for one, am fuckin' sick of it. 265 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,866 This fuckin' guy. 266 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,160 I ask him to do me a favor for my friend, Jayda, 267 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:35,159 and in pure Spencer fashion, he goes out and pimps her son instead. 268 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,535 - Did you fuck her? - Fuck who? 269 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,312 You know who the fuck who. Your friend Jayda. 270 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,295 No. I didn't fuck her. All right? She's a friend from law school. 271 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,861 What kind of whore do you think I am? 272 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,838 I'm the one gettin' fucked. 273 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,420 Now, I'm getting ready to go old school, Curt Flood style, 274 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,050 so, get ready for the revolution. 275 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,881 First and foremost, Jay... 276 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,763 Thinks he's fuckin' Billy Graham. 277 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,970 Sweetheart! Balvenie, neat. 278 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,681 First of all, her name isn't "sweetheart," it's Hannah. 279 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,858 And secondly, I just gave you a new kidney. 280 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,106 I'd appreciate it if you didn't abuse it. 281 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,188 I don't care what her name is, 282 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,318 the kidney you gave me was far from new, 283 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,948 and now that it's in my custody, I'll do with it as I please. 284 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,949 ...peace of mind because, Spencer, with this, 285 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,156 they are going to come at you hard. 286 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,458 What the sports world needs to understand is, 287 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,271 whether it's Chapel Hill, whether it's Lubbock, 288 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,753 whether it's Stillwater, or whether it's Tallahassee, 289 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,797 there is a street and a stadium 290 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,593 that has been built on the back of a kid who used to play there. 291 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:34,140 Some of them went on to greatness, but many more ended up anonymous. 292 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,512 And the sad part is, they weren't able to cash in 293 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,184 when they had something worth selling. 294 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:42,060 Coaches, professors, tennis players, snotnose.com wannabes, 295 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:46,645 they can all max out on their talents, except football players. 296 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,230 And that ain't right. 297 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,655 That's bullshit. 298 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,949 Everybody deserves to earn a few beans. 299 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,571 Hell yeah, they do, paisan. 300 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,278 It's time these kids gain control, 301 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,864 because when they're done, no one will know who they are. 302 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,908 JAY: It really is a tragedy of the unknown. 303 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,415 SPENCER: Names, faces, people, families, 304 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,541 they've all given more than they've gotten back. 305 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,418 This is starting to sound personal for you. 306 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,755 It is. I'm talkin' about family. 307 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,838 And when I talk family, I'm talkin' about my brother, 308 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,469 William Strasmore II, who was named after my Pops. 309 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,620 I knew him well, had a chance to meet him back in the day. 310 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,351 That kid loved to play. 311 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,976 And his greatest joy was always on the football field, 312 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,209 and that was taken away from him. 313 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,711 Are you talkin' about the shoulder injury? 314 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,977 I'm talkin' about these bullshit rules. 315 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,107 The transfer rules that let the coaches leave, 316 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,318 but yet lock the players up. 317 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,485 The sneaker deals for the programs, 318 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:37,160 and these fucking ridiculous eligibility rulings, all right? 319 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:40,785 It's all just another way to keep these players in check. 320 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,992 They wouldn't reinstate him. 321 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,452 They wouldn't give him back his last year of eligibility. 322 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,708 It's just typical institutional bullshit. 323 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,334 This has clearly taken a toll on you. 324 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,417 It's put me in a very dark place. 325 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,322 But I'm not looking for sympathy, I don't need it. 326 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,837 I'm only looking for accountability. 327 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,264 They took his career because of a rule. 328 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,013 But from me, they took my brother, 329 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,516 and all the things that we were destined to experience together. 330 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,477 An achievement means nothing unless you can share it 331 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,683 with the ones you love. 332 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:11,813 So, this fight is in memory of William Strasmore Il, 333 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:15,320 and all the other Williams coming up. 334 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,737 The NCAA has officially been put on notice. 335 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:23,574 Felicia. Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. You, too. Take that sound bite, okay? 336 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,705 Take that clip right there, 337 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,253 have every single employee here post it, 338 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,673 tweet it, 'Gram it, Snap it, blast it, 339 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,001 call in favors to all of our media contacts, 340 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,052 traditional and social. 341 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,845 Carpet-bomb the motherfuckers. 342 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:41,053 Operation William has begun. 343 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,468 (I HEARD YOU GOT TOO LITT LAST NIGHT PLAYING) 344 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,190 Just wait here. 345 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,609 RICKY: Good luck. 346 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,187 How you all doin' today? 347 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:57,275 Feels good to be off the 405 and up high in the sky, huh? 348 00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:00,031 Sorry for those of you expecting Sarah Huckabee. 349 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:04,206 - She was busy searchin' for the truth. - (REPORTERS LAUGH) 350 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,992 Today, we continue our undying pursuit 351 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,203 of bringing a Super Bowl to Los Angeles. 352 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,131 And it is with the full support of Mr. Kroenke and Coach McVay 353 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,377 that I'm here to announce 354 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,550 that our future has gotten a little bit brighter, 355 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,629 and we've gotten one step closer to achieving that goal. 356 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,450 It is with great pleasure that I can announce 357 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,763 my very first free-agent signing as GM. 358 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:27,142 This young man is someone I've known on the gridiron and off, 359 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,722 we've forged a bond. 360 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,773 We go back to our days in Florida, 361 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,102 he's a special player and a special man. 362 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,154 Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming 363 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,653 the one, the only, 364 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,201 Mr. Kisan Teague! 365 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,325 There he is. 366 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,246 Put that on. 367 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,124 - Wow. - (CAMERA CLICKING) 368 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,214 Man. 369 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,884 As a kid who grew up in LA, 370 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,929 this is truly a special moment for me, it really is. 371 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:03,803 I can't stress enough how excited I am to be here, 372 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,929 be with this organization, 373 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,558 help them win them Super Bowls that you were talkin' about. 374 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,729 I might even start drinking 375 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,168 almond milk or something, I don't know. 376 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,253 What y'all think? That's what y'all do out here, right? 377 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:17,442 Seriously, as Dorothy once said, "There's no place like home, baby." 378 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,405 Especially if home is Newport Beach. 379 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,525 (CHARLES LAUGHS) 380 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,861 KISAN: Hey, don't say that, Tasha listenin' in. 381 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,867 - Any questions for the man? - (REPORTERS CLAMORING) 382 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,073 Roger? 383 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,166 (MAN IN THE BOX PLAYING) 384 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,039 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA) 385 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,097 Hey. 386 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,831 Let me take these off your hands, all right? 387 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,471 Here. Thank you. 388 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,846 Hope you're not expecting me to jump in your arms 389 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,327 like Whitney goddamn Houston. 390 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,906 Given your physical states, I'd be happy to jump into yours. 391 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,036 Not even if I was in peak physical condition, 392 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,584 and desperately gay. 393 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,190 What the fuck are you doing here, Joe? 394 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,463 You gonna pick up our bags, take us to the hotel? 395 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,389 Oh, shoot. Well, no, I wasn't planning on that, 396 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,299 but if that's what it takes for you to delay 397 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,379 your execution of Spencer's deal, then I am happy to do it. 398 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,352 The only satellite bill we're willing to pay for 399 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,971 is our monthly DirecTV, and even that's too much. 400 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,848 Listen, I understand that you guys are disappointed 401 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,396 in the way that things have unfolded, perhaps even frustrated. 402 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,189 "Perhaps even frustrated." Hmm. 403 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,643 Where'd you get that idea from? 404 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,901 (CHUCKLES) Because frustration is a state that I perpetually live in. 405 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:45,735 But I am here to tell both of you that that is changing rapidly. 406 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,490 Not rapidly enough for us. 407 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,367 Hell, it's imminent. 408 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:53,622 Listen, "Spencer Strasmore" is trending. 409 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:54,952 Whoa, whoa, whoa. "Trending"? 410 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,231 - You just say "trending"? - Yeah. 411 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,713 - What the fuck is "trending"? - Social media, Grandpa. 412 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,736 All the kids are doin' it. Postin' food and stuff, 413 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,128 - dogs, fuckin' kangaroos... - I think I get it. 414 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,929 Spencer sent you out here with a boatload of horseshit 415 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,132 to do his bidding for him. 416 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,512 - Is that the idea? - No, he didn't. I came on my own. 417 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,516 I don't think you guys are grasping the situation here. 418 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,723 People are talking about Spencer. 419 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,149 And we're supposed to care? 420 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:22,229 Well, they do. Look, let me show you what's going on here. 421 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,572 - Look at this. Look. - Oh, boy. 422 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,615 "Spencer is single-handedly 423 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,240 "changing the face of college athletics. 424 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,946 - "He is effecting change." - Right. 425 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,281 How does that benefit us? 426 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,074 I'm sure he has a plan. 427 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:36,376 Oh, he's got a plan. Would you bet your life on that? 428 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,079 Would you bet your legacies that he doesn't? 429 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,539 Let me ask you this question. 430 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,473 What side of history do you guys want to be on, 431 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:46,511 the greedy white men robbing young urban superstars of their futures? 432 00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:48,450 It's the foundation upon which this country was built. 433 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:51,967 Or do you want to fight for equality and get rich in the process? 434 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:55,930 You're living in a dream world, Joe. Those two things don't go together. 435 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,515 Yeah. In this case, they do, Bret. 436 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:01,352 Twelve-year-old tech geniuses in Palo Alto 437 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,983 could buy and sell your asses a hundred times over. 438 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:07,237 A moron bullshitted his way into the Oval Office 439 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,194 by doing nothing more than lying and doubling down. 440 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:14,578 - Careful. - The world has changed. 441 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:19,082 You guys may as well take credit for it. 442 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,792 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 443 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,635 - Do I need to call security? - I wouldn't imagine. 444 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,758 - Is there a private room we can use? - Sure is. 445 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,618 Would you like me to leave these gentlemen behind? 446 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:35,101 Fuck no. I like to leave a witness alive. 447 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,808 Quincy Crawford is a special player, 448 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:41,016 and it would be a shame for him to be denied the chance 449 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,692 to play collegiate football. 450 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:45,361 I realize that I could never forgive myself 451 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:49,782 if I didn't do everything I could to make that happen. 452 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:53,741 And think about all the potential revenue loss. 453 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:55,823 (CHUCKLES) So jaded. 454 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,144 Needless to say, my people may have been a little heavy-handed 455 00:22:58,168 --> 00:22:59,625 in dealing with the situation, 456 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:03,456 but I'm offering you Quincy's eligibility back. 457 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:09,920 He will be reinstated immediately, as long as you agree to drop the suit. 458 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,725 - No chance. - Excuse me? 459 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,224 Unfortunately, for Quincy, but mostly for you, 460 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,351 this whole thing is much bigger than all of us, 461 00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,478 so, my answer is no. 462 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,401 You are one arrogant fuck. 463 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:29,697 It's one of my greatest qualities. But I have an offer for you. 464 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:35,203 You reinstate Quincy immediately, and you pay the players. 465 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:36,655 (LAUGHS) 466 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:41,793 As you so eloquently put it, "no chance." 467 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,249 (SUNFLOWER PLAYING) 468 00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,543 JOE: Lick envelopes... 469 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,220 Sneakin' in the side door, huh? 470 00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:59,394 Make people feel weirder than they already do. 471 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,392 - Look at his face. - Yeah, okay, well, 472 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,690 nobody has to walk on eggshells. 473 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:08,567 No, because you already broke all the goddamn eggs. 474 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:13,776 Sorry. Sorry. Dude, I'm not here to attack you, I'm really not. 475 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:17,158 I'm actually here to say I got your back. 476 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:22,326 I get what you're up to here. I actually think it's noble. 477 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,035 (SIGHS) 478 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:27,463 That's very kind words, buddy, but you should focus on yourself. 479 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,110 I mean, you've earned it. Look at this place. 480 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:32,002 - You got this place hummin'. - Yeah, thank you for noticing. 481 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,175 The team has worked very, very hard. 482 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,926 But you know I would chuck it away in one second, 483 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,682 go down on the proverbial ship, right? 484 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,889 I actually look forward to it, to tell you the truth. 485 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,349 Me and you floating in the ocean, 486 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,002 Celine Dion playing My Heart Will Go On, 487 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,731 - some shit like that? - (LAUGHING) 488 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,234 I've proven to myself that I can lead, 489 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:55,533 so, I'm good with whatever follows. 490 00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:58,115 (SIGHS) 491 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,994 What the fuck are you doing? 492 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:07,830 I'm making good on my promise, Joe. 493 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:09,693 I said that I wouldn't let any of this affect you, 494 00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:12,960 or anybody that works here, or at ASM, and I won't. 495 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,089 I'm resigning. 496 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,802 - You're what? - I'm out, brother. 497 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,133 It's all yours. 498 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,354 I'm sorry I dragged you through it. 499 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,274 I heard what you said. 500 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,191 I don't accept it. 501 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:30,860 So, if you wrote some eloquent letter, 502 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,799 keep it in your pocket... Fuckin' burn it, I don't know. 503 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:35,611 I do not accept it. Is it the Andersons? 504 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:38,013 'Cause I got them under control. Don't have to worry about them. 505 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,871 Joe, it's done. It happened. 506 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,489 Here. 507 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,745 This'll save you from getting new locks, 508 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:47,168 and all my other shit here, you can send it somewhere, 509 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,246 I just need to figure out where. 510 00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:53,042 I'm really sorry I failed you on this one. 511 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,587 Call you later. 512 00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:59,889 (SUNSHINE CONTINUES PLAYING) 513 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,393 NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV) With an outpouring 514 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,857 of support for quarterback Crawford, 515 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:29,957 the NCAA has relented on their declaration. 516 00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:32,630 In a matter of moments, Signing Day will begin. 517 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:36,050 And with that, we go live to Santa Ana, California, 518 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:38,093 to the home of Quincy Crawford. 519 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:41,389 Now that the NCAA has reinstated Crawford's eligibility, 520 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:45,306 chances are the rich are about to get richer. 521 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:47,762 One top-flight program is about to land 522 00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:50,223 the most sought-after high school recruit in history. 523 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,358 (CAMERA CLICKING) 524 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:55,566 (INHALES SHARPLY) 525 00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,065 Bulldogs. 526 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,320 (CLICKS TONGUE) 527 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,992 Wolverines. 528 00:27:05,082 --> 00:27:07,290 They got a Jordan deal... 529 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,288 But no. 530 00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:13,921 MAN 1: I knew it. WOMAN 1: All right. 531 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,589 WOMAN 2: Yeah. MAN 2: Buckeyes. 532 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,252 (MAN 3 WHISTLING) 533 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,846 MAN 4: Hell, yeah! Yeah! 534 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,426 (QUINCY CHUCKLES) 535 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:26,760 I've worked long and hard for this opportunity, 536 00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:29,562 and I never would have realized my dream 537 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:33,483 without my beautiful mom being by my side the whole time. 538 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,193 And to all the people 539 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:38,654 who've helped me along the way. 540 00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:41,908 Thank you. 541 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:47,868 What's this all about? 542 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:52,039 I'd tell you, but you wouldn't understand. 543 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:55,296 Try me. I'm a smart guy. 544 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:00,839 Have you ever seen a movie called The Sting? 545 00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:03,588 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 546 00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:41,047 (PERCUSSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 547 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:51,140 My former partner just shows up 548 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,313 on a Friday night. 549 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,640 I don't know if you're the reason my balls are tingling, 550 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,896 or if this MDMA is finally kicking in. 551 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:00,103 So, the new Lance is a non-sober Lance. 552 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:04,404 Yeah, this is, sadly, Old Lance. Old Lance has killed New Lance. 553 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,156 You know, I've relapsed hard, Joe. 554 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,454 The demons are back, man, 555 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:12,282 but, you know, tomorrow is another day to fight again. 556 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:16,495 Yeah, yeah, brand-new possibilities. 557 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,748 I've really missed you, mate. 558 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,665 Hey, how ya gettin' on? How are you surviving? 559 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,091 Um... 560 00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:25,219 I've managed to avoid the death penalty. 561 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:28,048 More than can be said for Lady Diana. 562 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,891 Yeah. No, she did not fare too well. 563 00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:33,846 Hey, um, listen, I've been thinking... 564 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:38,479 I remember Joe thinkin', high on 'shrooms back in the day, 565 00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:41,561 thinkin' out there on the mental-edge lands, 566 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,521 crazy and howling into the night. 567 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,277 "Monica! Monica!" 568 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:48,113 We never found out who she was, did we? 569 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:49,694 That was my wife. 570 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,030 You didn't make that clear in your ranting. 571 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:55,950 What do you say we bring back the good old days, 572 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:58,752 and, you 573 00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:01,456 buy back into the company and we partner up again. 574 00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:05,509 Just you? 575 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:08,547 Without the other man? 576 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,050 Yeah, without the other man. 577 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,177 I can tell you don't really want to get into that, 578 00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:16,183 and I seen the news and stuff. 579 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:17,980 I can't imagine how you're feeling, 580 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,900 but I'm in no rush to get off this chaise longue right now, 581 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:24,195 not least because the floor appears to be made of magma. 582 00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:26,690 Yeah, thinking's overrated. Fuck it. 583 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,820 Yeah, and sobriety's overrated. 584 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,196 Yeah. 585 00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:31,619 Hey, Joe, 586 00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:34,368 how about you and I go on a journey tonight 587 00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:35,699 with Mother Ayahuasca, 588 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:39,460 and fight those demons together?