1 00:00:07,571 --> 00:00:10,336 ( Music playing ) 2 00:00:24,259 --> 00:00:27,090 ♪ Now tell me how you love it, you know you at the top ♪ 3 00:00:27,126 --> 00:00:29,225 ♪ When only heaven's right above it, we on ♪ 4 00:00:29,261 --> 00:00:31,261 ♪ 'Cause we on ♪ 5 00:00:31,297 --> 00:00:34,171 ♪ Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? ♪ 6 00:00:34,207 --> 00:00:35,831 ♪ I'm with Marley G, bro ♪ 7 00:00:35,867 --> 00:00:38,831 ♪ Flying Hollygrove chicks to my Hollywood shows ♪ 8 00:00:38,867 --> 00:00:41,672 ♪ And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know ♪ 9 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,916 ♪ This that "Slumdog Millionaire" Bollywood flow ♪ 10 00:00:45,101 --> 00:00:46,494 ♪ And, uh ♪ 11 00:00:46,530 --> 00:00:48,530 ♪ My real friends never hearing from me ♪ 12 00:00:48,566 --> 00:00:51,608 ♪ Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me ♪ 13 00:00:51,738 --> 00:00:54,363 ♪ That's why I pick and choose, I don't get shit confused ♪ 14 00:00:54,399 --> 00:00:57,940 ♪ Don't like my women single, I like my chicks in twos ♪ 15 00:00:57,976 --> 00:01:00,268 ♪ And these days all the girls is down to roll ♪ 16 00:01:00,304 --> 00:01:03,720 ♪ I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole ♪ 17 00:01:03,756 --> 00:01:06,839 ♪ Plus, I been sippin', so this shit is moving kinda slow ♪ 18 00:01:06,875 --> 00:01:10,438 ♪ Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go. ♪ 19 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:15,001 ( Men shouting ) 20 00:01:18,474 --> 00:01:21,145 ♪ We've waited for this day ♪ 21 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,082 ( Chatter ) 22 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:26,384 ♪ We shared some tears of love now ♪ 23 00:01:27,582 --> 00:01:30,498 ♪ Like a desert in the rain ♪ 24 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:34,398 ♪ When the sun of the day went down... ♪ 25 00:01:37,657 --> 00:01:38,824 ( Pop ) 26 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,079 William Strasmore II... 27 00:01:45,674 --> 00:01:48,512 about the only thing you were second at, you motherfucker. 28 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,563 As if that wasn't good enough for ya. 29 00:01:51,954 --> 00:01:53,392 After everything we went through, 30 00:01:53,428 --> 00:01:55,668 everything that we slugged our way through, our childhood 31 00:01:55,832 --> 00:01:57,990 and all that shit... 32 00:01:58,069 --> 00:02:00,229 I mean, what the hell could have been so hard? 33 00:02:00,308 --> 00:02:02,027 I thought you were a fighter, Billy. 34 00:02:02,294 --> 00:02:04,181 What the fuck were you thinking? 35 00:02:04,586 --> 00:02:06,568 I know it wasn't about me, because if it was about me, 36 00:02:06,603 --> 00:02:08,389 you would have known that I was always there for you, 37 00:02:08,424 --> 00:02:10,902 but instead, you fucking quit on me, you fuckin' pussy! 38 00:02:10,981 --> 00:02:12,627 Selfish piece of shit! 39 00:02:12,663 --> 00:02:14,301 ( Grunts ) 40 00:02:17,857 --> 00:02:20,721 Everything always had to be about you, right? 41 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:22,501 I idolized you! 42 00:02:23,057 --> 00:02:24,439 And fuck you for leaving me here. 43 00:02:24,475 --> 00:02:26,635 You should have taken me with you, you fucking coward! 44 00:02:26,671 --> 00:02:29,470 ( Rumbling ) 45 00:02:33,766 --> 00:02:35,644 ( rumbling continues ) 46 00:02:37,403 --> 00:02:38,802 Oh, shit. 47 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:43,279 ( Cawing ) 48 00:02:43,359 --> 00:02:45,917 - ( cawing echoes ) - ( gasps ) 49 00:02:49,556 --> 00:02:51,355 ( panting ) 50 00:02:54,711 --> 00:02:56,191 ♪ Whoo ♪ 51 00:02:56,271 --> 00:02:59,549 ♪ Tie me up, don't tie me down ♪ 52 00:02:59,628 --> 00:03:02,226 ♪ Cut me up, don't let me down ♪ 53 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:05,624 ♪ Find, find a way ♪ 54 00:03:05,705 --> 00:03:07,310 ♪ Find a way to get out, wit out, hit out ♪ 55 00:03:07,343 --> 00:03:08,749 ♪ You dig in, you dig out, you get out ♪ 56 00:03:08,782 --> 00:03:12,620 ♪ Ghettomusick, ghettomusick ♪ 57 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:14,778 ♪ Find a way to get in, to fit in the ghetto ♪ 58 00:03:14,858 --> 00:03:17,816 ♪ You get out, wit out a dime, ghettomusick ♪ 59 00:03:17,896 --> 00:03:19,575 ♪ Ghettomusick ♪ 60 00:03:20,483 --> 00:03:23,221 Jesus, who's directing this, James Cameron? 61 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:25,461 ( laughs ) Hey, listen, no matter what he says, 62 00:03:25,502 --> 00:03:27,689 just take a deep breath before you respond, huh? 63 00:03:27,751 --> 00:03:30,467 You know me. I specialize in making people feel good. 64 00:03:30,503 --> 00:03:33,549 You have been known to ruffle a few feathers, too. 65 00:03:33,907 --> 00:03:37,785 ( Song continues, lyrics indistinct ) 66 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,157 Cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. Cut. Cut. 67 00:03:47,237 --> 00:03:50,155 Baby, baby, baby. Zion, I'm gonna need one more. 68 00:03:50,234 --> 00:03:52,793 We're gettin' to the Promised Land that your name suggests. 69 00:03:52,873 --> 00:03:56,110 You're makin' me crazy. Am I man, or am I machine? 70 00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:58,469 I already did it for you like a hundred times, bro! 71 00:03:58,549 --> 00:04:02,266 OK, let's go for 101. Like the Dalmatians. 72 00:04:03,665 --> 00:04:05,504 Fuck! I didn't see you guys there 73 00:04:05,584 --> 00:04:07,104 lurking in the shadows. 74 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:10,135 For big men we move stealthily... like ninjas. 75 00:04:10,205 --> 00:04:12,499 Strike like ninjas, too. 76 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:13,819 So, no more beef? 77 00:04:13,899 --> 00:04:15,817 Oh, the Parker Coca-Cola thing? 78 00:04:15,898 --> 00:04:19,095 That shit's Old Testament, man, I've moved on. I'm a businessman. 79 00:04:19,253 --> 00:04:22,283 OK, bigger and better deals... great to hear. 80 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:24,528 Yeah. So what's all this epicness? 81 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:27,410 Just content for the channel. We do more than surfing. 82 00:04:27,490 --> 00:04:29,289 Maybe I should go home, put my Vans on, 83 00:04:29,368 --> 00:04:31,927 and do some big-time ollies. 84 00:04:31,963 --> 00:04:33,213 ( laughing ) 85 00:04:33,249 --> 00:04:35,882 Well, that would surely go as viral as herpes. 86 00:04:35,918 --> 00:04:37,607 And that's the way it's got to be. 87 00:04:37,643 --> 00:04:39,886 We've got to stay relevant and keep reinventing ourselves. 88 00:04:39,921 --> 00:04:43,036 - Just like you, Spencer. - Looks pricey. Is it? 89 00:04:43,072 --> 00:04:45,157 I don't carry a budget around in my back pocket, Joe. 90 00:04:46,603 --> 00:04:49,155 OK, well, I'm gonna go pick up Vernon and Reggie at the airport, 91 00:04:49,235 --> 00:04:52,313 and maybe you can stay and help him produce this whole thing. 92 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:55,670 Yeah, high school is retiring Vernon Littelfield's number today. 93 00:04:55,751 --> 00:04:59,348 Oh! Well, congratulations. Tell Vernon congratulations 94 00:04:59,428 --> 00:05:01,907 from all of us here at Sports X. 95 00:05:03,305 --> 00:05:04,505 - Have fun. - All right, man. 96 00:05:04,584 --> 00:05:05,665 Talk to you later. 97 00:05:10,301 --> 00:05:11,940 Lance, buddy, 98 00:05:12,019 --> 00:05:13,778 I sense a little defensiveness. 99 00:05:13,858 --> 00:05:18,175 I don't like to let money get in the way of creating art, Joe. 100 00:05:18,211 --> 00:05:21,014 Well, we don't let art get in the way of creating money. 101 00:05:21,094 --> 00:05:23,132 ( laughs ) Jesse! 102 00:05:23,212 --> 00:05:26,330 Can you take this guy to craft, get him some sushi or something, 103 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:28,728 load it up with salmonella, so he knows what it's like 104 00:05:28,809 --> 00:05:30,449 to be disrupted while he's trying to work. 105 00:05:30,487 --> 00:05:31,807 OK, got it. Hey, dude. 106 00:05:31,886 --> 00:05:34,005 - Hey, Cheese. - Is it usually like this? 107 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,723 No, it's usually an iPhone at the Berrics. 108 00:05:36,802 --> 00:05:38,601 I'll show you were the espresso is. 109 00:05:38,682 --> 00:05:39,682 Yeah. 110 00:05:42,919 --> 00:05:43,919 All right, man. 111 00:05:44,838 --> 00:05:46,117 Y'all be good. 112 00:05:47,876 --> 00:05:49,515 - What up, Spence. - Vern. 113 00:05:49,804 --> 00:05:52,782 Don't forget to read that book about Lucky Luciano. 114 00:05:52,832 --> 00:05:55,392 Watch the doc too, the one where he dies in the end. 115 00:05:55,551 --> 00:05:57,149 Will do, paisan. 116 00:05:57,229 --> 00:05:58,987 - Ciao. - Be good, goodfellas. 117 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:01,626 Spence, see how responsible I've become? 118 00:06:01,706 --> 00:06:03,192 - We're jetting smarter. - Yes, you are. 119 00:06:03,226 --> 00:06:04,870 Appreciate the effort, Vern, but look, if that means 120 00:06:04,904 --> 00:06:06,989 you're gonna get implicated in the next racketeering sting, 121 00:06:07,023 --> 00:06:09,141 I'd rather you guys fly yourself. 122 00:06:09,222 --> 00:06:10,940 Ready for your big coronation? 123 00:06:11,021 --> 00:06:12,985 It's just the high school retiring my jersey, Spence. 124 00:06:13,019 --> 00:06:14,323 - That's what I said. - Shut up, Reggie. 125 00:06:14,358 --> 00:06:15,744 - It's an honor. - Just sayin', 126 00:06:15,780 --> 00:06:18,111 every time we go back home, everybody's got their hand out. 127 00:06:18,735 --> 00:06:20,614 Come on, Reg. Don't be so jaded. 128 00:06:20,694 --> 00:06:22,283 I can't help it. I'm from Compton. 129 00:06:22,478 --> 00:06:24,088 Got the right attitude now, Vern. 130 00:06:24,371 --> 00:06:25,930 It's gonna be the first of many honors. 131 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:27,376 You keep playing the way you're playing, 132 00:06:27,409 --> 00:06:29,080 Dallas is gonna put you in the ring. 133 00:06:29,182 --> 00:06:30,532 Then you're gonna wear a gold jacket. 134 00:06:30,567 --> 00:06:33,086 Hopefully, my bust will be next to yours. 135 00:06:33,165 --> 00:06:35,164 Yeah, and congrats on the HOF thing. 136 00:06:35,243 --> 00:06:36,563 Wow. Thank you, Reg. 137 00:06:36,650 --> 00:06:38,682 Good. Now can we stop jerkin' each other off 138 00:06:38,761 --> 00:06:41,479 and get in and out of L.A. with some money left in our pockets? 139 00:06:43,827 --> 00:06:46,585 ( Chatter ) 140 00:06:46,798 --> 00:06:49,398 Fuck, man, what happened to Tiffany? I thought that was your girl. 141 00:06:49,474 --> 00:06:51,833 She is, you know what I'm sayin'? 142 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:55,310 Tiff's my girl girl, bro. But she gets seasick. 143 00:06:55,390 --> 00:06:57,469 Don't say nothin'. I don't want to spook Tasha. 144 00:06:57,548 --> 00:07:00,068 - She old work. - I ain't sayin' shit. 145 00:07:00,146 --> 00:07:01,626 I know you got me. 146 00:07:01,706 --> 00:07:04,224 How long you been fuckin' with Donna, anyway? 147 00:07:04,304 --> 00:07:06,543 I don't know, six months or so. 148 00:07:06,623 --> 00:07:09,061 That's cool. She cool. Good vibes. 149 00:07:09,141 --> 00:07:12,299 - How do you know her again? - On the scene. 150 00:07:12,496 --> 00:07:14,611 - That's cool. - Yep. 151 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,267 I feel like you're not telling me something. 152 00:07:19,015 --> 00:07:20,986 - You feel that way? - I do. 153 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:23,291 I'm gonna tell you how it is, bro, straight up. 154 00:07:23,371 --> 00:07:25,210 'Cause you my boy and I got love for you. 155 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:26,969 - You fucked my girl. - Hell, no! 156 00:07:27,049 --> 00:07:29,247 - Oh, my God. - I ain't fuck her, bro. 157 00:07:29,327 --> 00:07:32,686 She bad and all, but that ain't my kind of ass. That's some white girl shit. 158 00:07:32,764 --> 00:07:34,843 Babe, think you could take a picture of us? 159 00:07:34,923 --> 00:07:37,602 - No. - That's so rude. 160 00:07:37,806 --> 00:07:39,725 So what the fuck you gotta tell me straight up? 161 00:07:40,338 --> 00:07:42,478 - She got with my boy. - What boy? 162 00:07:42,559 --> 00:07:45,957 If I tell you this shit, I need your word you're not gonna say nothing. 163 00:07:46,036 --> 00:07:47,475 Straight up omertà. 164 00:07:47,531 --> 00:07:48,396 Omertà, yeah, OK. 165 00:07:48,456 --> 00:07:49,829 This isn't The Godfather. 166 00:07:49,874 --> 00:07:52,057 You got my word. Just fuckin' tell me. 167 00:07:52,916 --> 00:07:54,154 Tiger. 168 00:07:54,603 --> 00:07:56,351 She fucked Tiger Woods? 169 00:07:56,469 --> 00:07:59,587 Fore! Hole-in-one, nigga. 170 00:08:02,306 --> 00:08:05,383 TTD: Man! You're having a go for the Rams. This is sick! 171 00:08:05,463 --> 00:08:06,989 All right, Andrew, let's be gentle with him. 172 00:08:07,022 --> 00:08:08,941 He gonna be more skittish than a rescue dog. 173 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:10,299 I should get a rescue dog. 174 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:11,780 You should get a therapy dog. 175 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:15,337 Black swan. I appreciate you agreeing to come here 176 00:08:15,373 --> 00:08:16,764 and being discreet about it. 177 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,922 And I appreciate you agreeing to come work out for me. 178 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:22,052 I'm so happy the mutual admiration society is alive and well. 179 00:08:22,132 --> 00:08:24,810 Don't look nervous, man. I got this, baby. 180 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:26,529 - I know. I know. - Who's Urkel? 181 00:08:27,737 --> 00:08:29,087 That's Andrew, my assistant. 182 00:08:29,168 --> 00:08:31,325 - This is TTD. - Don't be disrespectful, T. 183 00:08:31,405 --> 00:08:32,574 - Good to meet you. - Thank you. 184 00:08:32,609 --> 00:08:33,612 He's gonna be the timer. 185 00:08:33,648 --> 00:08:35,377 Look, I hope you understand, you know, 186 00:08:36,354 --> 00:08:38,286 it just can't look like I'm jamming you on nobody. 187 00:08:38,321 --> 00:08:40,229 - Yeah. - Well, you sure aren't. 188 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,394 That's what we're doing, right? Talkin' like white people? 189 00:08:42,429 --> 00:08:45,231 Let's keep it real, man. You can wake Rick up in the middle of a threesome 190 00:08:45,266 --> 00:08:48,078 and he gonna snatch balls one-handed like O.B.J. 191 00:08:48,114 --> 00:08:51,353 Paws on the balls, but I am ready to work out. 192 00:08:51,432 --> 00:08:53,911 - What we gonna do first, routes? - Yeah, routes up first. 193 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:56,156 - ( Whistle blows ) - ♪ Dance with the dogs in the nighttime ♪ 194 00:08:56,189 --> 00:08:59,226 ♪ Trap nigga with the chickens like Popeye's, Popeye's ♪ 195 00:08:59,307 --> 00:09:01,746 - There we go. - Come on, Rick. 196 00:09:01,825 --> 00:09:04,150 - ( Whistle blows ) - ♪ I'm just tryna get it, I ain't tryna die ♪ 197 00:09:04,183 --> 00:09:06,382 - ♪ Got a big ol' onion booty, make the world cry ♪ 198 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,781 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist- twistin' like a stir-fry ♪ 199 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:11,099 - ( Whistle blows ) - ♪ Hold them bands down ♪ 200 00:09:11,179 --> 00:09:13,378 - ♪ Hold them bands down ♪ - Here we go, here we go. 201 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:16,176 I told him not to eat that butter croissant this mornin'! 202 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:19,453 Relax, TTD. Calm down. He'll be all right. 203 00:09:19,533 --> 00:09:21,012 Charles: Good, good. 204 00:09:22,852 --> 00:09:25,009 - TTD: Come on, Rick. - Arggh! 205 00:09:25,090 --> 00:09:27,648 I'm feeling a little off. It might be the meds. 206 00:09:27,728 --> 00:09:30,246 - Meds? - It's nothin'. Just mood stuff. 207 00:09:30,326 --> 00:09:31,925 Happy pills. 208 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,404 - Since when? - Recent. 209 00:09:33,484 --> 00:09:35,443 I mean, I like 'em, I really do, 210 00:09:35,523 --> 00:09:36,967 I just ain't used to playing with 'em. 211 00:09:37,002 --> 00:09:39,120 You know what? Let's go hit the forty. 212 00:09:39,201 --> 00:09:41,000 - Yeah. - Yeah, let's do that. 213 00:09:41,079 --> 00:09:43,203 TTD: You got this, nigga. You gon' be playin' for the Rams. 214 00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:44,797 - Whenever you're ready! - Just pretend 215 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,196 Amber caught you fuckin' the nanny 216 00:09:46,275 --> 00:09:47,841 and her angry ass after you with a machete. 217 00:09:47,874 --> 00:09:49,952 - Give me some room, man. - All right, man. 218 00:09:50,033 --> 00:09:52,391 ♪ Still be real and famous ♪ 219 00:09:52,472 --> 00:09:55,029 ♪ Dance with the dogs in the nighttime ♪ 220 00:09:55,110 --> 00:09:56,828 He's always been fast. 221 00:09:56,908 --> 00:09:59,067 ( Whistle blows ) 222 00:09:59,147 --> 00:10:01,825 Charles: Come on! Dig! Dig! Dig! All the way! 223 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,463 ♪ In the kitchen wrist- twistin' like it's stir-fry ♪ 224 00:10:04,543 --> 00:10:07,621 ♪ In the kitchen wrist- twistin' like it's stir-fry ♪ 225 00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:11,452 Seems like he may have lost a step, huh? 226 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:12,807 A step or two. 227 00:10:13,067 --> 00:10:14,820 TTD: Let me see that watch, Urkel. 228 00:10:17,774 --> 00:10:20,492 God damn, man! We never gonna get out of that house. 229 00:10:20,573 --> 00:10:22,653 I told him he shouldn't have took time off to retire. 230 00:10:22,731 --> 00:10:25,130 Comebacks ain't easy. I know. 231 00:10:25,475 --> 00:10:28,198 - Yeah. Thanks, Chuck. - All right, now. 232 00:10:29,726 --> 00:10:32,765 TTD: Yo! I know you angry, but don't leave me! 233 00:10:34,523 --> 00:10:36,762 ( Chatter, phones ringing ) 234 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,076 Enid. Hey. Hi. 235 00:10:46,155 --> 00:10:47,755 I was just passing by, I had to tell you, 236 00:10:47,794 --> 00:10:49,552 you look beautiful today. 237 00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:50,666 You really do. You know? 238 00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:52,690 I love what you've done with your hair. 239 00:10:52,725 --> 00:10:55,149 And I love what you've done with yours, Joe. 240 00:10:55,229 --> 00:10:57,724 ( laughs ) Why you so happy today? 241 00:10:57,759 --> 00:10:59,680 Somebody steal your lighter? 242 00:11:00,385 --> 00:11:01,944 I work in accounting, Joe. 243 00:11:02,024 --> 00:11:04,983 Everyone who works in accounting is fucking miserable. 244 00:11:05,062 --> 00:11:07,700 - Did you not get that memo? - No, I didn't. 245 00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:10,179 I love accounting. Gets my blood pumping. 246 00:11:10,259 --> 00:11:12,359 For real. I get a real rush 247 00:11:12,394 --> 00:11:14,490 when I'm crunching numbers, movin' decimal points... 248 00:11:14,536 --> 00:11:17,055 - Fractions do it for me. - Fractions are OK. 249 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,573 - Now, what do you need, Joe? - Oh, no. Nothing. Nothing. 250 00:11:19,653 --> 00:11:22,011 I was just down at the shoot with Lance, and... 251 00:11:22,091 --> 00:11:23,730 Impressive. The scope of it. 252 00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:26,128 It reminded me of the first time I saw Cats on Broadway. 253 00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:29,166 - You ever see Cats? - I have. The original cast. 254 00:11:29,247 --> 00:11:31,125 I used to have the unitard. 255 00:11:31,205 --> 00:11:34,099 Ho ho! Betcha you turned some heads. 256 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:35,973 I like you. 257 00:11:36,610 --> 00:11:39,526 Good. I'm glad. Because, uh... 258 00:11:39,839 --> 00:11:42,958 I gotta ask you, how much did that video cost? 259 00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:44,869 - ( Sighs ) - Besides too much. 260 00:11:44,903 --> 00:11:46,720 I'm guessin' around 300K? 261 00:11:46,755 --> 00:11:50,152 I'm not allowed to discuss this budget, Joe. 262 00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:52,505 Lance has sworn me to secrecy. 263 00:11:52,555 --> 00:11:55,429 Enid, oh, but it's me. 264 00:11:55,509 --> 00:11:57,667 It's your best friend, Joe. 265 00:11:57,747 --> 00:12:01,384 But if I were to turn around to the printer 266 00:12:01,465 --> 00:12:04,963 and someone were to open that top drawer, 267 00:12:04,999 --> 00:12:08,077 he might find a budget he could take a peek at. 268 00:12:11,483 --> 00:12:12,845 My hero. 269 00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:19,245 Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me! 270 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,571 Enid, this looks like a fuckin' military contract. 271 00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:24,409 Is there bid-rigging involved here? 272 00:12:24,489 --> 00:12:26,071 Are you taking bribes under the table? 273 00:12:26,106 --> 00:12:27,981 Don't attack my integrity, Joe. 274 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:31,698 A million dollars on a fuckin' skateboard video?! 275 00:12:31,732 --> 00:12:32,345 Enid? 276 00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:34,152 I thought those things are suppose to be street-level. 277 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,477 They usually are, but for some reason, this one's different. 278 00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:41,031 He seems to have some kind of bug up his ass, 279 00:12:41,066 --> 00:12:41,837 a giant one. 280 00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:43,794 I tried to ask about it, 281 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,975 but he went full 'roid rage on me. 282 00:12:46,011 --> 00:12:47,650 Do you know what that boy told me? 283 00:12:47,686 --> 00:12:49,685 That I should start smoking pot. 284 00:12:49,721 --> 00:12:50,721 So I did. 285 00:12:51,713 --> 00:12:53,190 Wasn't expecting that. 286 00:12:53,311 --> 00:12:55,263 OK, all right. Enid... 287 00:12:55,719 --> 00:12:58,197 stop cutting checks as of right now. 288 00:12:58,282 --> 00:12:59,721 No one cuts a check 289 00:13:00,065 --> 00:13:03,144 unless Spencer or myself approves it. Understood? 290 00:13:03,693 --> 00:13:05,222 - Understood. - Great. 291 00:13:05,302 --> 00:13:08,060 Great. Thanks. Good talk, Enid. Bye. 292 00:13:09,585 --> 00:13:11,304 It's not the way I remember high school, 293 00:13:11,338 --> 00:13:13,350 but I appreciate the vintage throwback look. Right on, brutha. 294 00:13:13,384 --> 00:13:14,112 That's not style. 295 00:13:14,146 --> 00:13:16,369 That's some motherfucker too broke to get his hair cut. 296 00:13:16,405 --> 00:13:18,165 Reg, you gonna be positive today? 297 00:13:18,202 --> 00:13:19,988 'Cause if not, I'll leave your ass in the car. 298 00:13:20,023 --> 00:13:21,191 That's with the windows up. 299 00:13:21,226 --> 00:13:23,616 How about you try and be the "glass half full" kind of guy today? 300 00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:25,049 Yo, Spence, man, look around, man. 301 00:13:25,128 --> 00:13:27,313 The only thing half full in the 'hood is a 40-ouncer. 302 00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:30,347 They tryin' to reel us in. Man, I know he up to something. 303 00:13:30,925 --> 00:13:32,723 The pride of Compton returns. 304 00:13:32,803 --> 00:13:34,722 Mr. Hags. What's goin' on, man? 305 00:13:34,802 --> 00:13:36,282 I want you to meet Spencer. 306 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,760 This is my financial guru and all-around great guy. 307 00:13:38,839 --> 00:13:40,359 Mr. Hagerty, real pleasure to meet you. 308 00:13:40,398 --> 00:13:42,757 Nothing more important to me than quality education. 309 00:13:42,837 --> 00:13:44,476 Then you in the wrong place. 310 00:13:44,555 --> 00:13:46,194 It's nice to see you, too, Reginald. 311 00:13:46,274 --> 00:13:48,112 Believe it or not, I always knew 312 00:13:48,193 --> 00:13:49,632 both these boys would make it out. 313 00:13:49,713 --> 00:13:51,591 What do you want, Mr. Hags? 314 00:13:51,671 --> 00:13:54,301 You've never been this nice to me before. I mean like... 315 00:13:54,339 --> 00:13:55,665 ( laughs ) Come on, guys. 316 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,740 Glass half full, Reggie. Half full. 317 00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:01,035 Place hasn't changed too much, huh, Mr. Hags? 318 00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:03,222 Sadly, it has... for the worse, 319 00:14:03,257 --> 00:14:05,307 which is what I wanted to discuss with you. 320 00:14:05,343 --> 00:14:06,663 I knew it was somethin'. 321 00:14:07,704 --> 00:14:09,869 - ( Phone chiming ) - Sorry about that. 322 00:14:12,401 --> 00:14:13,816 - ( Chiming ) - My apologies. 323 00:14:14,672 --> 00:14:15,698 What's the problem, Joe? 324 00:14:15,734 --> 00:14:17,533 Hey, finally. My God. 325 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,622 Um, are you alone right now? 326 00:14:19,674 --> 00:14:22,450 - What difference does that make? - It's sensitive, OK? 327 00:14:22,516 --> 00:14:24,877 I'm with Vernon and his principal. Hold on one second. 328 00:14:24,913 --> 00:14:27,236 - Excuse me. - Is Vern in trouble? 329 00:14:27,331 --> 00:14:28,331 He is not. Are you? 330 00:14:28,395 --> 00:14:29,834 Let me start by saying 331 00:14:30,047 --> 00:14:31,887 how much I love and appreciate our partnership. 332 00:14:31,941 --> 00:14:34,338 This doesn't sound good. What'd you do, Joe? 333 00:14:34,393 --> 00:14:35,631 I didn't do anything. 334 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,121 Believe it or not, I didn't do anything. 335 00:14:37,156 --> 00:14:40,154 But it turns out that our guy Lance... 336 00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:41,862 Your guy Lance. Your guy. 337 00:14:41,898 --> 00:14:43,737 Yeah, yeah. My guy Lance 338 00:14:44,035 --> 00:14:47,346 has been spending like a coked-up sailor in a whorehouse on this video. 339 00:14:47,463 --> 00:14:49,391 - How bad is it? - Over a million. 340 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,213 And apparently this is something new. 341 00:14:51,315 --> 00:14:53,549 He's usually very budget-conscious. 342 00:14:53,598 --> 00:14:56,437 So you think Mr. No Beef is trying to tell us to go fuck ourselves? 343 00:14:56,565 --> 00:14:58,946 That thought has crossed my mind, yeah. 344 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,990 There's only one guy who can answer our questions. Where is he? 345 00:15:01,023 --> 00:15:04,747 Jesse said he's finishing up the shoot somewhere in the desert. 346 00:15:04,781 --> 00:15:06,588 What is he, David fuckin' Fincher now? 347 00:15:06,624 --> 00:15:07,744 I'll see you soon. 348 00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:10,738 ( R&B music playing ) 349 00:15:12,976 --> 00:15:13,976 Hey. 350 00:15:15,095 --> 00:15:16,370 Hey. 351 00:15:16,435 --> 00:15:18,165 Where you been all day? 352 00:15:18,682 --> 00:15:20,482 Uh, uh, runnin' errands. 353 00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:23,037 What kind of errands? Besides, ain't that your job, TTD? 354 00:15:23,118 --> 00:15:23,758 Job? 355 00:15:23,794 --> 00:15:25,901 Not when somebody's special birthday is comin' up. 356 00:15:25,962 --> 00:15:27,875 Oh, so you were shopping for my birthday. 357 00:15:27,911 --> 00:15:29,390 That's three months away. 358 00:15:29,426 --> 00:15:31,187 So where'd you go, Equinox? 359 00:15:31,538 --> 00:15:32,237 Equinox? 360 00:15:32,272 --> 00:15:34,487 Why would I go to Equinox for your birthday gift, baby? 361 00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:36,464 You don't need a gym membership. Look at you. You're perfect. 362 00:15:36,499 --> 00:15:39,139 You been sweatin' your ass off, Ricky. Don't lie to me. I can tell. 363 00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:41,886 - She's got good senses. - The sweat thing is my fault. 364 00:15:41,921 --> 00:15:43,932 I had him stop for a hike 365 00:15:43,982 --> 00:15:46,039 because as you know, I'm trying to lose weight. 366 00:15:46,074 --> 00:15:47,553 Yeah, well, it ain't workin', TTD. 367 00:15:47,589 --> 00:15:48,473 And if you went on a hike, 368 00:15:48,509 --> 00:15:49,809 how come you ain't sweatin'? 369 00:15:50,347 --> 00:15:52,411 - I have glandular issues? - That's a lie. 370 00:15:52,447 --> 00:15:53,928 Who are you, Robert Mueller? 371 00:15:53,964 --> 00:15:56,002 - Tell me the truth, TTD. - Don't answer that. 372 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,804 You better answer me if you want to stay in this house. 373 00:15:57,839 --> 00:15:58,966 Baby, don't threaten my friend. 374 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,251 Technically, I'm both your friends. 375 00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:03,375 I'd like to keep it that way. 376 00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:06,797 Go ahead and tell her, snitch. 377 00:16:08,223 --> 00:16:09,583 Ricky worked out for the Rams. 378 00:16:09,897 --> 00:16:11,379 You went and tried out for Charles? 379 00:16:11,451 --> 00:16:13,701 Yeah, but I-I was ashamed. That's why I didn't say nothin'. 380 00:16:13,736 --> 00:16:16,526 You did more than not tell me. You just straight-up lied. 381 00:16:16,634 --> 00:16:18,114 Babe, l-listen... 382 00:16:19,971 --> 00:16:21,495 You never gonna win that. 383 00:16:21,693 --> 00:16:23,067 Pussy's undefeated. 384 00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:25,327 It's undefeated. 385 00:16:32,363 --> 00:16:34,361 Look at the windmills, look at the windmills... 386 00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:37,317 Again, again, again with the windmills. Come on. 387 00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:38,985 You're stressed. 388 00:16:39,021 --> 00:16:40,579 - You think so? - Yes. 389 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,715 Look, once we get Sports X up and running, 390 00:16:42,796 --> 00:16:44,081 I want you to go away and recharge. 391 00:16:44,116 --> 00:16:47,002 I want you to think about a vacation in a beautiful locale. 392 00:16:47,061 --> 00:16:49,380 Well, OK, we're headed to one. 393 00:16:49,437 --> 00:16:51,721 Well, after we're done meeting with Lance, 394 00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:53,487 I'm gonna leave you so you get your R&R. 395 00:16:53,523 --> 00:16:55,205 OK, all right. 396 00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:58,065 You're not exactly the beacon of mental health either, my friend. 397 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,716 - What's that supposed to mean? - Maybe I should drop you off 398 00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:02,170 at the Betty Ford Clinic in Rancho Mirage. Huh? 399 00:17:02,259 --> 00:17:05,257 It's the original franchise. Only the best for you. 400 00:17:05,293 --> 00:17:07,335 Well, it's a waste of time for me, OK? 401 00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:09,370 Plus, I don't have substance abuse issues. 402 00:17:09,406 --> 00:17:10,925 Oh ho! Really? 403 00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:12,839 Oh, wow. No sex addiction? 404 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,736 That's not a valid addiction. 405 00:17:14,845 --> 00:17:16,963 That's opportunity and appetite. 406 00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:19,864 - Alcohol? Pain meds? - No, no, no. 407 00:17:20,062 --> 00:17:23,019 I enjoy them. I don't need them. There's a big difference. 408 00:17:23,055 --> 00:17:25,385 Delusional. Check. What about depression? 409 00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:27,380 I'm not depressed. No. 410 00:17:28,076 --> 00:17:30,232 I am a little tortured, but not depressed. 411 00:17:30,268 --> 00:17:34,752 OK. Finally, an admission, some self-awareness. 412 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:38,306 That, my friend, that is the first step on the road to recovery. 413 00:17:38,342 --> 00:17:39,775 So does that mean you're ready to talk now? 414 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,590 Or are you just gonna keep avoiding it? 415 00:17:42,408 --> 00:17:44,337 There's a lot of shit in my head, Joe. 416 00:17:44,373 --> 00:17:47,447 Well, that is not a healthy way to exist. Take it from me, I know. 417 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,600 Well, suicide doesn't only kill the person who commits it, 418 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,115 it also kills the ones they left behind. 419 00:17:55,089 --> 00:17:56,234 OK. 420 00:17:56,384 --> 00:17:58,064 So your brother's death is weighing on you. 421 00:17:58,099 --> 00:18:01,737 Right? You just need to do a better job of compartmentalizing. 422 00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:04,766 You should do what I did after my wife died. 423 00:18:04,802 --> 00:18:06,825 - Celebrate? - ( laughs ) No, no. 424 00:18:06,861 --> 00:18:08,621 No, no, no, right after that. 425 00:18:08,657 --> 00:18:11,536 What I did was, I took a small, 426 00:18:11,572 --> 00:18:15,385 very, very, very beautiful mental picture of her 427 00:18:15,421 --> 00:18:19,498 and I locked it away in the deep, deep recesses of my brain. 428 00:18:21,951 --> 00:18:22,909 That sounds so fucked up. 429 00:18:22,945 --> 00:18:25,345 - Yeah, it sounds so fucked up. - That's why you have issues. 430 00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:27,642 It sounded OK when I was just thinking it, 431 00:18:27,678 --> 00:18:29,758 but when I said it out loud, it didn't sound as good. 432 00:18:29,855 --> 00:18:32,061 How about this? Why don't we just go take care of business, 433 00:18:32,096 --> 00:18:34,295 and then after that, we'll go take care of us. 434 00:18:34,331 --> 00:18:36,659 Me and you, two for one, Betty Ford. 435 00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:38,354 Oh, my God. Couples Betty Ford? 436 00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:39,948 - Yes. - Let's do it. 437 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,533 ( Coughing ) 438 00:18:49,214 --> 00:18:50,192 Excuse me. 439 00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:52,035 Should we get you some water, Mr. Hagerty? 440 00:18:52,071 --> 00:18:55,221 No, no, it's OK. Just the asbestos, that's all. 441 00:18:55,257 --> 00:18:57,695 Asbestos, my ass. It's from all the Kools he used to smoke. 442 00:18:57,731 --> 00:19:01,436 Besides, if the asbestos doesn't get me and these kids, 443 00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:04,434 the lead poisoning will. 444 00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:06,509 You being serious, Mr. Hagerty? 445 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:07,864 Unfortunately, I am. 446 00:19:08,257 --> 00:19:11,255 Lead builds character. I mean, look at us. 447 00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:14,089 Hey, ol' Reg, there's our old homeroom. Let's take a look. 448 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,563 ( Scoffs ) 449 00:19:20,849 --> 00:19:22,616 Reggie: Straight to the back like the old days. 450 00:19:22,651 --> 00:19:26,168 Just like you boys left it. Nothin's changed. 451 00:19:26,278 --> 00:19:27,837 Only much, much worse. 452 00:19:29,643 --> 00:19:31,563 Damn budget committee! Are you all right, Vernon? 453 00:19:31,642 --> 00:19:33,924 Yeah, just give me a hand up. 454 00:19:34,081 --> 00:19:36,924 Good, 'cause we don't have proper liability coverage. 455 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,588 OK, Mr. Hags, you win. 456 00:19:39,223 --> 00:19:41,846 We'll do the right thing and make a donation. 457 00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:43,209 I'm thinkin', like... 458 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 5K? 459 00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:47,911 ( Bell rings ) 460 00:19:47,947 --> 00:19:48,846 Great day. 461 00:19:48,882 --> 00:19:51,578 Thanks for bringing me, babe. That was sweet of you. 462 00:19:51,669 --> 00:19:54,768 Yeah. Kisan, he's hilarious, right? 463 00:19:54,804 --> 00:19:55,869 He's stupid-funny. 464 00:19:55,905 --> 00:19:58,444 A lot of fun. He's crazy, too. 465 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,057 His whole crew is. 466 00:20:00,093 --> 00:20:01,666 They always are. 467 00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:03,104 Always, yeah. 468 00:20:04,444 --> 00:20:06,291 You know a lot of his boys? 469 00:20:06,327 --> 00:20:08,329 - A few. - How many is a few? 470 00:20:08,505 --> 00:20:10,890 Is this some type of trick fuckin' question? 471 00:20:11,281 --> 00:20:13,035 No, you said "always crazy," not "crazy." 472 00:20:13,071 --> 00:20:14,440 Like you have some kind of history. 473 00:20:14,476 --> 00:20:16,779 Uh, no, you said his crew is crazy, idiot. 474 00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:17,815 I just agreed. 475 00:20:18,338 --> 00:20:19,817 What are you trying to get at? 476 00:20:19,868 --> 00:20:21,274 Nothing. 477 00:20:22,636 --> 00:20:24,561 I'm just gonna sit out here and watch the Golf Channel. 478 00:20:24,596 --> 00:20:25,835 Check the leader board. 479 00:20:26,949 --> 00:20:28,758 See how Tiger's doing. 480 00:20:30,184 --> 00:20:31,667 If you think I'm gonna let you come at me 481 00:20:31,702 --> 00:20:33,337 with all this passive-aggressive bitch-like shit 482 00:20:33,372 --> 00:20:35,213 and get way with it, you got the wrong girl. 483 00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:37,404 Fine. He told me that you had a thing with Tiger. 484 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,559 - Who told you? Cheating Kisan? - What... When he... 485 00:20:39,595 --> 00:20:40,955 Don't start stuttering and muttering now. 486 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,349 Yeah, Kisan, he told me. 487 00:20:42,385 --> 00:20:43,905 But he said not to say anything, so... 488 00:20:44,687 --> 00:20:45,328 Well. 489 00:20:45,364 --> 00:20:46,748 We know how that worked out. 490 00:20:46,784 --> 00:20:48,183 I couldn't help myself. 491 00:20:48,231 --> 00:20:49,683 What's that fool doing talking about my business 492 00:20:49,718 --> 00:20:50,872 when he's rolling around with some skank 493 00:20:50,907 --> 00:20:52,855 - behind Tiffany's back, anyway? - Was it true? 494 00:20:52,891 --> 00:20:54,715 You're asking me if I hooked up with Tiger? 495 00:20:54,777 --> 00:20:56,591 - Yeah, I am. - Duh. 496 00:20:57,392 --> 00:20:58,962 I was waitressing at Waffle House. 497 00:20:58,998 --> 00:21:00,014 "Duh." 498 00:21:00,675 --> 00:21:03,388 That's how you answer whether or not you fucked somebody? "Duh"? 499 00:21:03,424 --> 00:21:06,110 - What is that? - I'm gonna go home. 500 00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,705 Donna, wait. Come on, I love you. 501 00:21:08,905 --> 00:21:10,539 That's what I'm trying to say. 502 00:21:11,951 --> 00:21:12,877 I'm sorry. 503 00:21:12,913 --> 00:21:14,467 You're really telling me you love me for the first time 504 00:21:14,502 --> 00:21:16,462 after we just talked about me fuckin' Tiger Woods. 505 00:21:16,755 --> 00:21:19,273 - I am. - You're a sick fuck, you know that? 506 00:21:20,287 --> 00:21:21,885 And I love you too. 507 00:21:25,811 --> 00:21:28,929 Listen, we don't have to tell Kisan, though. Right? 508 00:21:28,965 --> 00:21:30,844 Like I'm gonna say anything to Kisan. 509 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,799 Come on, you know I'm cooler than that. 510 00:21:36,122 --> 00:21:38,242 ( Dance music playing ) 511 00:21:44,024 --> 00:21:45,024 Hi. 512 00:21:45,336 --> 00:21:46,336 Nombres? 513 00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:47,970 ( laughs ) Nombres. 514 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:50,324 Spencer Strasmore and Joe Krutel. 515 00:21:51,281 --> 00:21:53,885 Sorry, whose list? 'Cause you're not on Lance's. 516 00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:56,239 Not on Lance's list? Can I see this? 517 00:22:00,345 --> 00:22:01,903 What the fuck, dude? 518 00:22:04,361 --> 00:22:06,120 Hagerty: I stand before you all 519 00:22:06,317 --> 00:22:07,730 to introduce a young man who sat 520 00:22:07,766 --> 00:22:09,405 in the very same seats as you... 521 00:22:10,127 --> 00:22:11,961 Kind of. You broke the damn thing. 522 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,614 ...walked the same halls, 523 00:22:14,629 --> 00:22:16,360 studied the same classes, 524 00:22:16,396 --> 00:22:20,754 and of course, played on the same field. 525 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:24,461 With the help and guidance of his friend, 526 00:22:24,637 --> 00:22:29,307 General Carver's astute Reggie Morris. 527 00:22:29,828 --> 00:22:32,698 Astute? Man's smooth, I'll give him that. 528 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,477 You are, Reg. 529 00:22:34,513 --> 00:22:36,832 Maybe I could stand to be a bit more philanthropic. 530 00:22:37,063 --> 00:22:39,641 After all, I mean, five grand ain't shit. 531 00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:44,513 I think that, uh, we can up it a tiny bit. 532 00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:45,549 You sure? 533 00:22:46,847 --> 00:22:48,983 It is with great pleasure 534 00:22:49,923 --> 00:22:52,761 that we retire the number 90 535 00:22:53,395 --> 00:22:56,486 and rename our field... 536 00:22:57,621 --> 00:22:59,181 The LittelField! 537 00:22:59,217 --> 00:23:01,136 ( Cheers, applause ) 538 00:23:04,924 --> 00:23:08,002 ( marching band plays ) 539 00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:32,640 ( music continues ) 540 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,519 Hagerty: All right. 541 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,430 I don't want to stop the music, but... uh... 542 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:44,515 You know... I'm a man of action, not words, 543 00:23:44,745 --> 00:23:47,255 so I just want to thank y'all from the bottom of my heart 544 00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,291 and say... 545 00:23:50,288 --> 00:23:52,964 I'm donating a million dollars to the school, y'all! 546 00:23:53,068 --> 00:23:53,914 Wow! 547 00:23:54,019 --> 00:23:56,795 ( Crowd cheering ) 548 00:23:56,831 --> 00:24:00,150 What the fuck are you doin', man?! Are you fuckin' high? 549 00:24:01,236 --> 00:24:03,834 Hey, band, how about y'all play me something I know? 550 00:24:03,891 --> 00:24:05,370 Please. Come on, y'all. 551 00:24:09,611 --> 00:24:12,729 ( Band playing "Nothin' but a G Thang" ) 552 00:24:27,143 --> 00:24:28,902 ( bong water bubbling ) 553 00:24:28,938 --> 00:24:31,495 If you want, I can talk to him, I sort of speak his language. 554 00:24:31,531 --> 00:24:33,980 Yeah? What's that, douche? 555 00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:35,016 Hey, bro. 556 00:24:35,501 --> 00:24:36,238 Where's Lance? 557 00:24:36,274 --> 00:24:38,525 No clue, dude, but take a chill pill, would you? 558 00:24:38,668 --> 00:24:40,546 No, I'm not gonna take any pills, all right? 559 00:24:40,582 --> 00:24:42,433 Neither should you. You shouldn't do any of that shit. 560 00:24:42,468 --> 00:24:44,480 Drugs are bad. Just say no. 561 00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:45,350 Never chill. 562 00:24:45,386 --> 00:24:46,521 Never chill. Never chill. 563 00:24:46,557 --> 00:24:48,274 Hey, listen, I know you're upset, but... 564 00:24:48,310 --> 00:24:51,122 there's no need to ruin everybody else's night, you know? 565 00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:53,796 A... A... And not all drugs are bad. 566 00:24:53,832 --> 00:24:55,551 I mean, ask Steve Jobs. 567 00:24:55,587 --> 00:24:56,707 He's dead. 568 00:24:56,743 --> 00:24:58,701 Not from taking LSD. 569 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,738 As a matter of fact, he's on record as saying 570 00:25:00,774 --> 00:25:02,572 it helped with his creativity. 571 00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:03,944 Joe, cut the shit, all right? 572 00:25:03,978 --> 00:25:05,938 Our ass is on the line, your ass is on the line, 573 00:25:05,974 --> 00:25:07,262 with this fucking company we purchased. 574 00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:10,934 I'm aware of that, I just like to deflect in moments of crisis. 575 00:25:10,970 --> 00:25:12,363 Lance: Whoa! Fellas! 576 00:25:13,435 --> 00:25:15,223 I'm so happy you could make it. 577 00:25:15,259 --> 00:25:17,791 Yeah, well, your warm welcome is a little surprising 578 00:25:17,827 --> 00:25:19,602 considering we weren't even on the list. 579 00:25:19,638 --> 00:25:21,812 That's an oversight, I can assure you. 580 00:25:21,848 --> 00:25:23,473 - Administrative error. - Spencer: Ah. 581 00:25:23,509 --> 00:25:26,150 - Great party. - If you can't share it 582 00:25:26,186 --> 00:25:29,064 with the ones that helped you make it, who can you share it with? 583 00:25:29,382 --> 00:25:32,899 Who's paying for all the gratitude that you're spreading around here? 584 00:25:32,935 --> 00:25:34,295 Again with the money. 585 00:25:34,331 --> 00:25:36,119 Yeah, again with the money. 586 00:25:36,155 --> 00:25:38,134 It's our money, and we want to know where it's going. 587 00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:40,808 A million bucks for a skate video seems a little fuckin' excessive. 588 00:25:40,843 --> 00:25:42,202 And liberating. 589 00:25:42,261 --> 00:25:42,993 You know. 590 00:25:43,029 --> 00:25:45,448 And I can't wait to get back out there to it again. 591 00:25:45,484 --> 00:25:47,080 You're gonna love it when it's finished, mate. 592 00:25:47,115 --> 00:25:48,816 You missed his point totally, Lance. 593 00:25:48,852 --> 00:25:49,852 ( Clears throat ) 594 00:25:50,151 --> 00:25:53,222 This whole thing feels a little bit like a big "fuck you" to us. 595 00:25:53,258 --> 00:25:54,988 Joe: No, no, come on, no! 596 00:25:55,024 --> 00:25:56,707 - I can't believe that. - I'm pretty sure it does. 597 00:25:56,742 --> 00:25:57,741 Lance, tell him. 598 00:25:57,777 --> 00:26:00,386 It's all a matter of perception. 599 00:26:01,084 --> 00:26:02,649 I've been working on this video for months, 600 00:26:02,684 --> 00:26:05,007 and when I get a chance to spend more of your money, 601 00:26:05,043 --> 00:26:07,059 I'll gleefully take it. 602 00:26:07,215 --> 00:26:09,094 Hence the added scope. 603 00:26:09,170 --> 00:26:12,395 Yeah, yeah. Hence the added scope... after-party. 604 00:26:12,431 --> 00:26:14,789 Exactly! We're finally on the same page. 605 00:26:14,825 --> 00:26:16,868 Feels a little bit like insubordination. 606 00:26:16,904 --> 00:26:18,224 - Wouldn't you say? - Yeah, Lance, 607 00:26:18,271 --> 00:26:20,029 you gotta get yourself in check, man. 608 00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:23,004 You come to my house 609 00:26:23,222 --> 00:26:25,260 and you let him embarrass me like this. 610 00:26:25,608 --> 00:26:27,553 Gentlemen, you need to keep yourselves in check. 611 00:26:27,589 --> 00:26:30,113 I'll remind you, I'm not an employee. 612 00:26:30,149 --> 00:26:32,964 I built this company. I work for me. 613 00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:34,253 I answer to me. 614 00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:36,146 We get that. We understand. 615 00:26:36,182 --> 00:26:38,285 But this thing has to run more efficiently, you know? 616 00:26:38,321 --> 00:26:39,392 Like a big family. 617 00:26:39,501 --> 00:26:42,219 Like a giant dysfunctional fuckin' family. 618 00:26:42,255 --> 00:26:44,823 Yeah. We pumped a lot of our own money into this company, Lance. 619 00:26:44,859 --> 00:26:45,721 Into you! 620 00:26:45,757 --> 00:26:46,706 Well, then, uh... 621 00:26:46,742 --> 00:26:48,207 I guess you're fucked, 622 00:26:48,618 --> 00:26:50,296 because you bought the company, 623 00:26:50,459 --> 00:26:52,338 but you didn't buy me. 624 00:26:52,374 --> 00:26:54,853 I'm drawing a line in the sand, mate, yeah? 625 00:26:55,182 --> 00:26:56,661 'Cause let me tell ya. 626 00:26:56,697 --> 00:26:58,226 I ain't changing. 627 00:26:58,262 --> 00:27:00,260 I'm gonna do whatever the hell I want, 628 00:27:00,365 --> 00:27:02,106 whenever the hell I want, 629 00:27:02,337 --> 00:27:05,456 with whoever I want, whenever I want. 630 00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:06,972 Do you feel me? 631 00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:11,200 I feel you. 632 00:27:16,195 --> 00:27:17,274 Do you feel me? 633 00:27:17,310 --> 00:27:20,002 Yeah. Ow. I do feel you, yeah. Ow. 634 00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:22,192 OK, good. I want you to feel this too. 635 00:27:22,228 --> 00:27:23,967 You're fired, mate. 636 00:27:25,922 --> 00:27:27,328 Ah, fuck. 637 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,429 ♪ Tell the barber stop fuckin' with my hairline ♪ 638 00:27:29,464 --> 00:27:31,475 ♪ Got mine fitted to the side when I wear mine ♪ 639 00:27:31,511 --> 00:27:33,561 ♪ Why these boys keep reachin' for my plate knowin' I don't wanna share mine? ♪ 640 00:27:33,596 --> 00:27:35,397 ♪ Why these squares keep lyin' when they swear blind? ♪ 641 00:27:35,432 --> 00:27:37,106 ♪ Why they talking like I never made bare grime? ♪ 642 00:27:37,141 --> 00:27:40,607 ♪ Two fools like I never had a spare 9 ♪ 643 00:27:40,643 --> 00:27:43,443 ♪ Don't don't need a co-sign from the mayor cos I got a pretty penny ♪ 644 00:27:43,479 --> 00:27:44,920 ♪ I ain't beggin' in my spare time ♪ 645 00:27:45,018 --> 00:27:47,121 ♪ Why these bitches wanna hit me with the bare whine? ♪ 646 00:27:47,156 --> 00:27:49,193 ♪ These bitches ain't even worth the airtime ♪ 647 00:27:49,229 --> 00:27:51,229 ♪ Why these singers always gotta use Melodyne? ♪ 648 00:27:51,265 --> 00:27:53,515 ♪ Why these rappers ain't got prepared lines? ♪ 649 00:27:53,551 --> 00:27:55,241 ♪ Why you gotta keep gassin' up their dead rhymes? ♪ 650 00:27:55,276 --> 00:27:58,427 ♪ Why I gotta be a hater when I tell the truth? ♪ 651 00:27:58,463 --> 00:28:00,762 ♪ If you're really spittin' fire where's the bloody proof? ♪ 652 00:28:00,797 --> 00:28:02,959 ♪ If you ain't got the juice What's the bloody use? ♪ 653 00:28:02,995 --> 00:28:04,593 ♪ Cos I'm used to the true spitters on the roof ♪ 654 00:28:04,628 --> 00:28:06,335 ♪ East side of the river that's the bloody roots ♪ 655 00:28:06,370 --> 00:28:08,044 ♪ Had to put in work like a pair of muddy boots ♪ 656 00:28:08,079 --> 00:28:09,405 ♪ Too big for my boots that's the truth ♪ 657 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,663 ♪ No excuse for you new recruits ♪ 658 00:28:10,698 --> 00:28:12,365 ♪ Bunch of dilutes, and a few flukes ♪ 659 00:28:12,401 --> 00:28:14,325 ♪ I've been out of the loop, pepper MCs with a few nukes ♪ 660 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,118 ♪ Bunch of fashion MCs think they're too cute ♪ 661 00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:18,069 ♪ Bunch of rubbish MCs stick 'em in a chute ♪ 662 00:28:18,105 --> 00:28:20,071 ♪ Chuck 'em out of a helicopter with no parachute ♪ 663 00:28:20,106 --> 00:28:22,772 ♪ I'm a true brute It ain't up for dispute ♪ 664 00:28:25,593 --> 00:28:28,559 ( Echoes ) ♪ Up for dispute, up for dispute... ♪