1 00:01:11,361 --> 00:01:14,114 BALLERS 2 00:01:30,088 --> 00:01:32,424 - Keep her close, Roberto. - Sure. 3 00:01:59,993 --> 00:02:02,954 I give it five stars, Tony. Five stars. 4 00:02:20,263 --> 00:02:22,390 Hey. How you doing? 5 00:02:22,557 --> 00:02:25,143 He may be fashionably late, 6 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:29,022 but our intrepid leader does not arrive empty-handed. 7 00:02:34,777 --> 00:02:37,030 Are you about to hand us cash or something? 8 00:02:37,196 --> 00:02:38,990 Even better. You cannot sip hundies, 9 00:02:39,157 --> 00:02:43,703 so I've been saving these bad boys for a very special occasion. 10 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:54,213 Any of you motherfuckers that don't drink wine, fuck you, you start tonight. 11 00:03:09,896 --> 00:03:15,484 - "Go West, young man. Go West." - Why? 12 00:03:15,651 --> 00:03:18,279 What the fuck do you mean, why? It's a super-famous quote. 13 00:03:18,446 --> 00:03:19,989 By who? 14 00:03:20,156 --> 00:03:23,242 I don't... Your fucking mother. I have no idea. 15 00:03:23,409 --> 00:03:27,955 I don't know. Fucking... All right, forget it. You go. 16 00:03:28,122 --> 00:03:29,957 Help him out, Spence. Help him out, baby. 17 00:03:30,124 --> 00:03:31,751 I can't drop a quote, I'm not that smart. 18 00:03:31,917 --> 00:03:34,086 You're fucking Mensa compared to this table. 19 00:03:34,253 --> 00:03:36,213 Let me drop a little knowledge. With success 20 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:39,842 and self-improvement comes obligation... 21 00:03:40,009 --> 00:03:41,886 And now we know that our brothers, 22 00:03:42,052 --> 00:03:46,515 starting with Mr. Charles Greane, the Big Man himself... 23 00:03:47,766 --> 00:03:50,853 And our other brother, Tricky Ricky Jerret, 24 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:54,315 on their long, glorious journey to the other coast, California. 25 00:03:54,481 --> 00:03:56,317 We're just relocating. We're not dying, brother. 26 00:03:56,483 --> 00:03:57,985 So much pressure on me 27 00:03:58,152 --> 00:04:00,446 - I feel like I'm dying. - Safe passage, our brothers. 28 00:04:00,613 --> 00:04:03,657 These brothers are flying on private jets, not traveling on wagon trains. 29 00:04:03,824 --> 00:04:08,162 Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to deliver my goddamn toast. 30 00:04:08,329 --> 00:04:12,207 We love you, we will miss you, and we will hold it down until you return. 31 00:04:12,374 --> 00:04:14,209 - Cheers. - I'll drink to that. 32 00:04:15,794 --> 00:04:19,131 May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, 33 00:04:19,298 --> 00:04:24,678 and enough coins in your pocket to buy yourself a pint. Irish. 34 00:04:24,845 --> 00:04:28,432 - Shut your drunk ass up. - I'll drink to that, too! 35 00:04:30,017 --> 00:04:32,728 Spencer, walking me to my car? 36 00:04:32,895 --> 00:04:36,398 Can't believe it, man. Don't expect a kiss good night. 37 00:04:36,565 --> 00:04:39,526 - Shit. - You might change your mind. 38 00:04:41,862 --> 00:04:45,198 Look at you. I see all that neglect last year didn't go in vain. 39 00:04:45,365 --> 00:04:47,993 - When I tell you I got you, I got you. - I knew that then. 40 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:52,623 - I just wanted some concrete evidence. - Like an episode of "Dateline"? 41 00:04:52,789 --> 00:04:55,083 Word on the street is, though, you're looking for funds to expand. 42 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:58,003 - Yes, we're looking to expand. - So am I, baby. 43 00:05:00,464 --> 00:05:03,008 - Count me in. - Sure about that? 44 00:05:03,175 --> 00:05:06,303 Come on, man, hell, yeah. And they got another five coming after that. 45 00:05:06,470 --> 00:05:07,846 I'm feeling the pressure. 46 00:05:08,013 --> 00:05:09,890 You know you want to follow us to L.A. 47 00:05:10,057 --> 00:05:14,269 - No, me and SoCal don't mix. - Why, what's the problem? 48 00:05:14,436 --> 00:05:18,273 It's a long story for another time. Go on, get home. 49 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:19,900 - I love you. - Love you too. 50 00:05:21,151 --> 00:05:25,238 Los Angeles One month later 51 00:05:34,372 --> 00:05:35,749 It's a little fucking early. 52 00:05:35,916 --> 00:05:38,752 And a happy good morning to you too, Spencer. 53 00:05:38,918 --> 00:05:40,795 - Who is this? - It's Candace Brewer. 54 00:05:41,671 --> 00:05:44,716 Candy. What do I owe the honor of hearing your voice? 55 00:05:44,883 --> 00:05:47,010 I would have assumed you were a morning guy, Spencer. 56 00:05:47,177 --> 00:05:49,721 Picture you at the gym at four a.m. doing curls. 57 00:05:49,888 --> 00:05:52,724 I am a morning guy but today's my cheat day. 58 00:05:54,142 --> 00:05:56,561 Plus, I'm feeling a little under the weather. 59 00:05:56,728 --> 00:05:59,898 I have some info that should boost your immune system. 60 00:06:00,064 --> 00:06:02,484 - I'm always open to good news. - You're on the ballot. 61 00:06:02,650 --> 00:06:05,570 Contrary to public opinion, I'm not ready to throw my hat in the ring yet. 62 00:06:05,737 --> 00:06:07,989 I'm not talking about public service. 63 00:06:08,156 --> 00:06:13,161 Although, with the new brand of politics taking hold, you'll fit right in. 64 00:06:13,328 --> 00:06:15,330 I don't quite know if that's a compliment or not. 65 00:06:15,496 --> 00:06:17,832 I'm talking about the Hall of Fame, Spencer. 66 00:06:17,999 --> 00:06:21,836 And I wouldn't tease you about something this momentous. 67 00:06:23,212 --> 00:06:26,132 Well, I'm actually speechless. 68 00:06:26,299 --> 00:06:29,218 Well, I'm not. Congratulations. It's well earned. 69 00:06:29,385 --> 00:06:33,348 Candy, thank you so much. Really appreciate the call. 70 00:06:37,894 --> 00:06:40,063 You're ten hours early. Calais meeting isn't till six. 71 00:06:40,229 --> 00:06:43,274 Come on, get ready. Got things to do, other people to see. 72 00:06:43,441 --> 00:06:46,944 Like what? Calais is the only reason I agreed to come out here. 73 00:06:47,111 --> 00:06:49,822 - What are you doing? - I heard you talking to somebody. 74 00:06:49,989 --> 00:06:51,783 I thought you pulled something out of the hotel bar last night. 75 00:06:51,949 --> 00:06:54,076 I was talking to Candace Brewer. 76 00:06:54,243 --> 00:06:56,537 The days of me pulling anything out of hotel bars are long gone. 77 00:06:56,704 --> 00:07:01,417 Yeah, me too. Gross. Candy Brewer? Shit. 78 00:07:01,584 --> 00:07:03,461 We're in trouble again, right? I don't care. 79 00:07:03,628 --> 00:07:05,463 She can't hurt me. Old trouble? New trouble? 80 00:07:05,630 --> 00:07:09,759 No, we're fine, I'm just on the ballot for the Hall of Fame. 81 00:07:13,888 --> 00:07:16,724 You motherfucker. Congrats, man. 82 00:07:16,891 --> 00:07:20,186 God, I just got chills. It's like I'm on the ballot too. 83 00:07:20,353 --> 00:07:24,565 Holy shit. You deserve it. Now, come on, shower it up. Let's go. 84 00:07:24,732 --> 00:07:29,111 Let's do it. Do we have to sit in bullshit traffic? What are we doing? 85 00:07:29,278 --> 00:07:32,615 - We're going shopping. - Where we going, Rodeo? 86 00:07:32,782 --> 00:07:35,785 No, Lance Klians. He's an old Burn buddy of mine. 87 00:07:35,951 --> 00:07:39,455 Ran into him last night. He needs to sell his company. 88 00:07:39,622 --> 00:07:41,457 So you're taking advantage of somebody else's misery. 89 00:07:41,624 --> 00:07:45,836 Man, I'm feeling good today. Don't start the day with a lecture on karma. 90 00:07:46,003 --> 00:07:50,424 - What does Lance do? - He's the king of action sports. 91 00:07:56,096 --> 00:07:57,514 - Hi. - Hi, sir. 92 00:07:57,681 --> 00:07:59,558 I'm Andrew, your executive assistant. 93 00:07:59,725 --> 00:08:02,728 - You got something stuck in your eye? - No, sir. It's a twitch. 94 00:08:02,895 --> 00:08:06,440 It goes away after I get to know my boss for a few months. I've had a couple. 95 00:08:06,607 --> 00:08:10,361 - Okay, cool. You just call me Charles. - Thanks, Charles. 96 00:08:10,527 --> 00:08:14,406 First order of business, where do you want your desk and sofa? 97 00:08:14,573 --> 00:08:18,952 Okay. So I'm thinking we push the desk up against the window, 98 00:08:19,119 --> 00:08:20,788 we move the couch over against the wall, 99 00:08:20,954 --> 00:08:24,249 with the coffee table and armchairs facing in. 100 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:25,918 You're going good now. Something wrong? 101 00:08:26,085 --> 00:08:28,420 It's just not very feng shui your way. 102 00:08:28,587 --> 00:08:31,381 Besides, I thought you'd want it a little bit different than Les. 103 00:08:31,548 --> 00:08:35,344 He had it arranged that way? Why didn't you speak up and say so? 104 00:08:35,511 --> 00:08:38,388 - Sorry to interrupt. - Mr. Thompson. How ya doing? 105 00:08:38,555 --> 00:08:40,307 I'm good. So what are you planning 106 00:08:40,474 --> 00:08:43,393 with the three hundred or so people who work for you now? 107 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,647 Three hundred. I didn't realize there were so many people. 108 00:08:46,813 --> 00:08:49,358 Yeah. You have everyone from administration, communications, 109 00:08:49,524 --> 00:08:52,444 community affairs and engagement, consumer sales and marketing... 110 00:08:52,611 --> 00:08:55,405 - Data analytics. - Andrew. I got it. Everyone. 111 00:08:55,572 --> 00:08:58,909 Is this overwhelming for you? You seem like you're a little overwhelmed. 112 00:08:59,076 --> 00:09:00,494 - No, sir. - Good. 113 00:09:00,661 --> 00:09:03,413 Because basically everyone that works in this building 114 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:07,167 and in this organization in general, they work for you now, Charles. 115 00:09:07,334 --> 00:09:08,752 - Except you, sir. - Yeah. 116 00:09:08,919 --> 00:09:12,380 In my experience, it's best not to keep people in limbo. 117 00:09:12,547 --> 00:09:18,386 You know, just cut the dead weight fast. Maybe they'll find another job. Yeah? 118 00:09:18,553 --> 00:09:20,180 Call me if you need me. 119 00:09:22,015 --> 00:09:24,851 Whoever says they miss sleeping in their own beds when they're away, 120 00:09:25,018 --> 00:09:27,938 never slept in a fucking five-star hotel. 121 00:09:28,104 --> 00:09:32,067 Don't you love being on the road together? Me and you? 122 00:09:32,234 --> 00:09:35,237 Where we going next? Someplace romantic like the Maldives? 123 00:09:35,403 --> 00:09:38,990 - Take that if the answer's yes! Yes! - Hey, buddy. 124 00:09:39,157 --> 00:09:42,160 Brother. How's the Left Coast? It's pissing rain out here. 125 00:09:42,327 --> 00:09:45,497 The last time I was in L.A., someone slipped me a Mickey at the ESPYs. 126 00:09:45,664 --> 00:09:47,666 I'm not even gonna tell you whose bed I woke up in, 127 00:09:47,832 --> 00:09:49,876 but they looked a helluva lot like Bill Cosby. 128 00:09:50,043 --> 00:09:52,921 Ain't nothing like good old' Miami, where at least the people tell you 129 00:09:53,088 --> 00:09:55,256 they're gonna take advantage of you before they even do it. 130 00:09:55,423 --> 00:09:58,301 While you're out there suffering, I need you to do something for me. 131 00:09:58,468 --> 00:09:59,844 All right. What do you got? 132 00:10:00,011 --> 00:10:03,056 There's a kid I need you to check out. He's the top quarterback in the country. 133 00:10:03,223 --> 00:10:05,433 Yeah. The kid out of Stanford, right? Arm like a cannon? 134 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,604 - No. Not college. High school. - Shit. 135 00:10:09,771 --> 00:10:11,481 His mom's an old friend of the family. 136 00:10:11,648 --> 00:10:13,942 They just need some guidance, that's all. Nothing shady. 137 00:10:14,108 --> 00:10:17,237 - I don't like the optics of this one. - When has that stopped you before? 138 00:10:17,403 --> 00:10:20,990 It's not about you. Everybody with a bag of cash is talking to this kid. 139 00:10:21,157 --> 00:10:24,077 Just do it for me and give them a call while you're out there. 140 00:10:24,244 --> 00:10:26,829 - Only for you. - You're the best. Thank you, brother. 141 00:10:26,996 --> 00:10:29,290 I miss you. What's this? 142 00:10:29,457 --> 00:10:33,628 Got us something special so we could roll in style while we were here. 143 00:10:33,795 --> 00:10:38,174 Hey, am I crazy, or are their palm trees greener than ours? 144 00:10:38,341 --> 00:10:40,093 Nah, they're just thirstier. 145 00:10:56,776 --> 00:11:01,739 God damn! This is a "Real Housewives of Orange County" crib! 146 00:11:01,906 --> 00:11:07,078 - Hell yeah! - Hi! Nice to see you both again. 147 00:11:07,245 --> 00:11:10,873 I think that I am starting to get a feel for what you guys like. 148 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:15,294 - I like her! - Baby, so sweet. Isn't he? 149 00:11:15,461 --> 00:11:18,339 He sure is. Maybe one day soon I'll find a man just like him. 150 00:11:18,506 --> 00:11:21,258 Bitch, just open the door already. 151 00:11:22,343 --> 00:11:24,553 You know I'm just fucking with you, Nancy. 152 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,430 - Is she? - Don't get me involved. 153 00:11:26,597 --> 00:11:31,560 - So, is it true that you're retired? - We haven't decided that yet. 154 00:11:31,727 --> 00:11:35,606 Like I said before, and I'll say it again, I am retired officially 155 00:11:35,773 --> 00:11:37,775 but the real blessing is I get to spend time with my daughter. 156 00:11:37,942 --> 00:11:40,611 - And with her beautiful mother. - We might go meet with the Chargers. 157 00:11:40,778 --> 00:11:44,156 No, we ain't meeting with the Chargers. Shut the fuck up, T. 158 00:11:44,323 --> 00:11:46,033 I really liked watching you play. 159 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:50,788 You need to stop that before you get us all killed. Amber don't fuck around. 160 00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:57,586 It has his-and-her bathrooms and his-and-her closets. 161 00:11:57,753 --> 00:12:00,256 Oak and cedar. Hermes orange in the men's. 162 00:12:00,422 --> 00:12:03,342 - Chanel pink in the women's. - Whatever you want to do, baby. 163 00:12:03,509 --> 00:12:06,470 Like they say, "Happy baby mama, happy life". Right? 164 00:12:06,637 --> 00:12:10,349 - It's "Happy wife, happy life," baby. - Is it? Semantics. 165 00:12:10,516 --> 00:12:13,018 Maybe you should show me where the kitchen is 166 00:12:13,185 --> 00:12:15,020 since I'm gonna be the one doing most of the cooking. 167 00:12:15,187 --> 00:12:18,607 It's like a twenty-four-hour day job. Baby Serene can wake up at any time, 168 00:12:18,774 --> 00:12:21,485 and I gotta fry up some shit, you know? 169 00:12:23,529 --> 00:12:26,532 - Let's take it to the window. - You're so crazy. 170 00:12:26,698 --> 00:12:29,368 Yeah. Only way I can tell if I like the house. 171 00:12:29,535 --> 00:12:32,412 - Come here. - Let's give it our blessing. 172 00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:39,127 On, off. 173 00:12:42,464 --> 00:12:46,885 So what'd you say this was? A Viking or a Wolf? 174 00:12:57,688 --> 00:13:00,023 Fifty mil for a concrete box with an "X" on it. 175 00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:02,234 I was expecting just a little bit more. 176 00:13:02,401 --> 00:13:05,153 Maybe they like to keep a lot hidden beneath the surface. 177 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,322 Sort of like you, pal. 178 00:13:09,533 --> 00:13:10,909 My God. 179 00:13:13,703 --> 00:13:18,208 Here you are. Jaguar sixty-seven. An English classic. 180 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:20,168 Like riding in the Queen's vagina. 181 00:13:20,335 --> 00:13:23,255 Rough ride, but worth it for the prestige. 182 00:13:24,464 --> 00:13:27,592 - I'm Lance Klians. - It's good to see you. 183 00:13:27,759 --> 00:13:29,553 Congratulations on the HOF. 184 00:13:29,719 --> 00:13:31,763 I had to tell Lance. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. 185 00:13:31,930 --> 00:13:33,723 Just on the ballot. We'll see what happens. 186 00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:36,351 Modesty's your superpower, not mine. 187 00:13:36,518 --> 00:13:38,562 Joe told me a lot about you in a short time. 188 00:13:38,728 --> 00:13:41,606 Said you guys really tore up the playa at the Burn on many occasions. 189 00:13:41,773 --> 00:13:44,109 Nothing quite like Joe here running around 190 00:13:44,276 --> 00:13:46,861 in a pair of steampunk goggles and a banana hammock. 191 00:13:47,028 --> 00:13:49,864 - Christ. Sorry I missed it. - I'm sorry I saw it. 192 00:13:50,031 --> 00:13:51,449 I have no regrets. 193 00:13:51,616 --> 00:13:54,661 Welcome to our humble abode. 194 00:13:54,828 --> 00:13:58,957 Seven years in the making, we specialize in extreme sports. 195 00:13:59,124 --> 00:14:03,253 We got 250 employees, all with impeccable taste, as you can see. 196 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:07,632 Athletes, branding, distribution, motocross, BMX. 197 00:14:07,799 --> 00:14:09,259 If you can ride it, I can sell you. 198 00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:12,804 You remember that Robbie Madison video "Pipedream" I sent you last year? 199 00:14:12,971 --> 00:14:16,558 - They did that. - Yeah, I did that. With DC Shoes. 200 00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:18,893 I remember that one. That looked expensive. 201 00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:21,187 It was expensive. And it was all on DC's dime. 202 00:14:21,354 --> 00:14:22,730 No, I'm good. 203 00:14:22,897 --> 00:14:24,857 But, to put it into perspective, I don't imagine 204 00:14:25,024 --> 00:14:28,027 it cost a lot more than that exquisite pocket square you're sporting. 205 00:14:28,194 --> 00:14:31,990 Yes, Spencer also has impeccable taste, as do I. 206 00:14:32,156 --> 00:14:35,702 - How do you feel about surfing? - Do you think he floats easily? 207 00:14:35,868 --> 00:14:37,954 My ancestors invented the sport. 208 00:14:38,121 --> 00:14:41,040 Spencer, you're in luck, because the Huntington Surf Classic is next weekend. 209 00:14:41,207 --> 00:14:44,001 - That seems like hella fun. - The pussy is spectacular. 210 00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:47,046 The whole beach is strewn with pussy. That is, if you like pussy. 211 00:14:47,213 --> 00:14:48,589 I do. 212 00:14:48,756 --> 00:14:51,050 This is Annie. She's the head of our branding. 213 00:14:51,217 --> 00:14:52,844 And this bright young thing is Jesse, 214 00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:55,555 she's one of our great up-and-coming stars here at Sports X. 215 00:14:55,721 --> 00:14:57,890 - What up, dudes? - What up? 216 00:14:58,057 --> 00:15:02,228 Lance is keeping the Human Resource department extremely busy these days. 217 00:15:02,395 --> 00:15:04,063 Spencer's very socially responsible. 218 00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:07,525 - We don't mind it. Just Lance's lingo. - That's right, just my cunnilingo. 219 00:15:07,692 --> 00:15:12,321 Do you need to know about our daycare policy, our drug action schemes? 220 00:15:12,488 --> 00:15:14,824 I'm assuming the drugs are pretty prevalent in this culture. 221 00:15:14,991 --> 00:15:16,951 We're more corporate than you might think, Spencer. 222 00:15:17,118 --> 00:15:20,079 I myself am five years sober. Just last week, actually. 223 00:15:20,246 --> 00:15:23,624 - Congratulations. And Burning Man? - Burning Man! 224 00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:26,252 One week hiatus, but other than that, I'm clean. 225 00:15:26,419 --> 00:15:29,255 Ask anybody you want. Let me introduce you to the team. 226 00:15:29,422 --> 00:15:33,300 Fuck off, you lot, the grownups are here, we've got to talk about business. 227 00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:36,095 On your way, get out there and do what you do best. 228 00:15:36,262 --> 00:15:39,181 No one likes a good-looking homeless person. Go on, fuck off. 229 00:15:39,348 --> 00:15:41,392 Lance, I gotta give it to you, man, this is all very impressive, 230 00:15:41,559 --> 00:15:43,352 and I like the vibe that you've created here. 231 00:15:43,519 --> 00:15:45,771 That's really kind of you to say. And also it's really beautiful 232 00:15:45,938 --> 00:15:48,732 that you came over here, knight in shining armor action, 233 00:15:48,899 --> 00:15:50,693 because this situation is properly fucked up. 234 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:52,611 My financiers say: "We're buying you out." 235 00:15:52,778 --> 00:15:54,363 I say, "Fuck that, I'm buying you out." 236 00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:59,076 Problem is, I don't exactly have $50 million just lying around, you know? 237 00:15:59,243 --> 00:16:01,412 Fifty million dollars is a lot of coin for a shop 238 00:16:01,579 --> 00:16:04,123 that represents pro athletes, regardless of how hyped they are. 239 00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:07,918 They got a surf channel too. Tell him. They're totally vertical. 240 00:16:08,085 --> 00:16:12,840 Joe is telling you the truth. One-one one-three. 241 00:16:13,007 --> 00:16:14,383 Maybe it could be a little easier to get to. 242 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:18,387 It's no different from typing in 206 for ESPN. We're in 20 million homes. 243 00:16:18,554 --> 00:16:21,557 - Events? Do you own any of those? - No, but we would like to. 244 00:16:21,724 --> 00:16:24,226 Listen, Sports X could be a global Goliath. 245 00:16:24,393 --> 00:16:26,562 Do you really think our corporate cultures would be a good fit? 246 00:16:26,729 --> 00:16:30,691 I can get along with anybody. You will never understand Sports X in a room. 247 00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:34,862 Sports X happened on the beach. Let's get out there, 248 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:39,158 feel the sand between your toes, the wind blowing through your scalps. 249 00:16:39,324 --> 00:16:42,119 - See what it's really about. - I like it. 250 00:16:42,286 --> 00:16:46,415 Baby, as much as I love house-hunting with you, I'm getting tired. 251 00:16:46,582 --> 00:16:48,417 I'll bet you are. 252 00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:52,337 How do you think I feel? I'm like a bird without a nest, baby. 253 00:16:52,504 --> 00:16:54,214 - Me too. - Shut up, TTD! 254 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,216 Before we send your ass back to South Beach. 255 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,678 You can't get no privacy in my mama's house when we're having sex. 256 00:16:59,845 --> 00:17:02,764 Baby, you don't have to talk about your sexual habits in front of your baby. 257 00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:06,685 Why not, Mama? She knows where she came from. Don't you, Serene? 258 00:17:06,852 --> 00:17:10,272 Let me cover Baby Serene's ears so she don't have to hear this shit. 259 00:17:10,439 --> 00:17:13,108 - Why you keep hitting me? - Shut the fuck up, TTD! 260 00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:15,902 Baby. Your language in front of Serene. 261 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:19,281 You can take your frustrations out on me if you want to, 262 00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:21,741 But I think you should rent, just in case you want to go back and play. 263 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,744 Don't want to be stuck with some 15 million mansion you ain't living in. 264 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,205 - He ain't going back, TTD. - That's right. 265 00:17:27,372 --> 00:17:29,666 I sat out all season. Didn't miss it at all. 266 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,543 - You telling the truth? - Yeah. 267 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:35,422 Good. 'Cause you know the rules. Baby goes where Mommy goes, 268 00:17:35,589 --> 00:17:38,383 and Mommy goes where Daddy goes. It's what we call a family. 269 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:42,178 I don't need to be stuck in some fifteen million dollar Newport Beach mansion 270 00:17:42,345 --> 00:17:43,805 and you gone half the year in Texas. 271 00:17:43,972 --> 00:17:46,349 'Cause that would suck for you. 272 00:17:48,727 --> 00:17:51,021 Ain't gonna happen, baby. All right? 273 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,568 - Who's that? - It's Spencer. 274 00:17:56,735 --> 00:18:00,864 Probably about some investments we're looking into. You know. 275 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,454 So this surf thing is a pretty big deal, Lance. 276 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,914 WSL don't fuck about. Offspring are performing. 277 00:18:10,081 --> 00:18:12,876 - Last year it was Social Distortion. - Yeah. Those are recording artists. 278 00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:15,545 I know that, Joe. I caught them on Warped tour. 279 00:18:15,712 --> 00:18:19,174 You don't strike me as a Warped tour type of guy. 280 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:21,009 Trust me, I'm not. 281 00:18:21,176 --> 00:18:23,928 We van work around that. The important thing to understand is, 282 00:18:24,095 --> 00:18:29,309 this is not finance, is not football, is more than that. This is lifestyle. 283 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:33,354 I like our lifestyle in Miami where we have two hundred people counting on us. 284 00:18:33,521 --> 00:18:36,566 So what's a couple hundred more, really, for limitless opportunity? 285 00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:40,111 - Tell me about your current roster. - Pure fire. Tell them, Freelance. 286 00:18:40,278 --> 00:18:44,699 Kelly Slater, Laird Hamilton, Tony Hawk, Robbie Maddison, 287 00:18:44,866 --> 00:18:47,869 Nyjah Huston, Zion Wright, Travis Pastrana. 288 00:18:48,036 --> 00:18:51,789 But best of all, the jewel in the Sports X crown. 289 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:55,835 Behold Parker Jones. 290 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:59,130 That's him right there, ripping. He's favored to win the Classic. 291 00:18:59,297 --> 00:19:02,592 - He's black. - No, he's not black. He's green. 292 00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:05,511 This boy is money wrapped in skin. 293 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,222 So you think he's gonna be the Jackie Robinson of surfing? 294 00:19:08,389 --> 00:19:10,141 That he's gonna break the color barrier? 295 00:19:10,308 --> 00:19:12,560 More than that. This kid could be like a black Michael Jackson 296 00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:14,437 with an uncomplicated erotic life. 297 00:19:16,147 --> 00:19:19,859 I don't even know what the fuck that means. But I like your forward thinking. 298 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,361 But this is not our business. 299 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,781 I'm gonna leave you guys to your couples counseling session. 300 00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:28,826 I'm gonna consult with the Great Consigliere in the sky. 301 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:32,371 All right. We'll be here. Gotta love that guy, right? 302 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:35,041 This is not us. It's not what we do. This isn't who we are. 303 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,168 Come on, Joe, I got fucking sand in my shoes. 304 00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:41,172 We're anybody we want to be. That's what you always say to me, right? 305 00:19:41,338 --> 00:19:45,384 Were we financial managers? Were we real estate developers? 306 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:50,347 Were we shoulders for six-five, 300 pound Super Bowl losers to cry on? 307 00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:54,101 No, we were none of those things, but we did it all, right? 308 00:19:55,102 --> 00:19:58,981 You're ready to bet fifty million dollars on your boy Lance? 309 00:19:59,148 --> 00:20:02,318 Yeah. I think so. I mean, you know, with our help... 310 00:20:02,484 --> 00:20:05,362 You think so, or you know? You don't even sound sure, Joe. 311 00:20:05,529 --> 00:20:09,158 Hey. I'm ready. 312 00:20:09,325 --> 00:20:11,076 How long would I have to be out here? 313 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:14,246 Jesus Christ, man, what is your negative vibe with this place? 314 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,290 Are you delinquent on child support? 315 00:20:16,457 --> 00:20:18,667 Are you ducking a paternity suit with a Laker Girl? 316 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,210 It's complicated, Joe. 317 00:20:20,377 --> 00:20:22,171 I didn't ask for your fucking Facebook status. 318 00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:26,300 I'm just asking for you to get with me on this opportunity. 319 00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:29,678 Text your boy, tell him we'll be back. I want to show you something. 320 00:20:30,888 --> 00:20:35,851 I don't know if he's got his phone on him, but you know, he'll get it. 321 00:20:36,018 --> 00:20:39,480 What's up, y'all? Charles. How ya doing? 322 00:20:39,646 --> 00:20:43,358 - Little chilly in here. - I could have them turn off the A.C. 323 00:20:43,525 --> 00:20:46,236 I'm talking about the reception, Andrew. 324 00:20:46,403 --> 00:20:49,656 - I do feel the ice grill. - Yeah. 325 00:20:49,823 --> 00:20:52,492 I guess everyone's pretty upset that Les is gone. 326 00:20:52,659 --> 00:20:54,912 No, they've just gotten attached to their jobs, 327 00:20:55,078 --> 00:20:59,124 and they know with you here, those days might be numbered. 328 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:04,504 Excuse me everybody! How y'all doing? 329 00:21:04,671 --> 00:21:08,633 My name is Charles Greane, the new GM of the Rams 330 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,178 as I'm sure most of you already know. 331 00:21:11,345 --> 00:21:16,308 Now, I don't want to be called "sir," or "Mr. Greane," or "Mr. General Manager." 332 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,518 "Charles" is fine. 333 00:21:19,728 --> 00:21:22,314 All right, I just want to let you all know that I respect you all 334 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:25,776 and I'm here for you during this difficult period of transition. 335 00:21:25,942 --> 00:21:27,319 If have any questions... 336 00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:29,529 Why'd they cancel the chocolate chip cookies? 337 00:21:29,696 --> 00:21:31,323 We don't blitz enough! 338 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,325 That is a statement, not a question, ma'am. 339 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,994 They call the chocolate chip cookie cancelation Cookiegate. 340 00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:39,206 I did not know that. Thank you. What is it that you do here, sir? 341 00:21:39,372 --> 00:21:42,542 - Merchandising. - Licensing and Merchandising. 342 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:49,132 - One of my favorite departments. - I sell T-shirts at a concession stand. 343 00:21:49,299 --> 00:21:52,802 Still a big contribution. Your job is safe. 344 00:21:52,969 --> 00:21:55,263 Just make sure you stay stocked up with triple-XL 345 00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:57,015 for all the big, cuddly guys. 346 00:21:57,182 --> 00:22:00,060 - What about my job? - Our jobs? 347 00:22:00,226 --> 00:22:03,229 - That's a little bit more complicated. - Bullshit. 348 00:22:03,396 --> 00:22:08,568 Look, we're all here for one another. We can set the tone. 349 00:22:08,735 --> 00:22:12,530 You guys are the backbone of this great organization. You are the Rams! 350 00:22:12,697 --> 00:22:15,492 Are our jobs safe? Yes or no? 351 00:22:21,956 --> 00:22:26,544 Yeah! Hell, yeah, everybody's job is safe! How about that? 352 00:22:26,711 --> 00:22:30,465 All right? And I'm bringing back the damn chocolate chip cookies! 353 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:37,138 Go Rams! Yeah! 354 00:22:54,238 --> 00:22:57,825 So, what is this? You take me out here to whack me? 355 00:22:57,992 --> 00:23:00,703 No, relax, I'm not gonna kill you, buddy. 356 00:23:00,870 --> 00:23:02,997 Even though I thought about it a ton of times. 357 00:23:03,164 --> 00:23:05,500 Yeah, well, join the club. 358 00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:10,046 I thought about killing myself a bunch of times, but I'm too much of a pussy. 359 00:23:10,213 --> 00:23:15,301 Well, I'm glad you didn't do that. I wouldn't want to lose you, too. 360 00:23:15,468 --> 00:23:18,012 My brother jumped off this bridge. 361 00:23:19,263 --> 00:23:23,225 - Are you fucking with me? - Do I look like I'm fucking with you? 362 00:23:23,392 --> 00:23:27,271 William Strasmore. Took a clean fucking jump and killed himself. 363 00:23:27,438 --> 00:23:32,693 - Jesus! - I was in my junior year at the U. 364 00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:35,071 He was a star QB here for the Trojans. 365 00:23:35,237 --> 00:23:41,535 Yeah, that rings a bell. Strasmore. Shit. Well, what went wrong? 366 00:23:42,828 --> 00:23:47,875 Just nothing went right. Didn't start out like that, though. 367 00:23:48,042 --> 00:23:51,754 - I'm sorry, man. I had no idea. - It's OK. Not many people do. 368 00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:56,467 He was me big brother. The original. 369 00:23:56,634 --> 00:23:58,928 He did everything I did, only much better. 370 00:23:59,803 --> 00:24:02,473 Fuck, I haven't been out here since I buried him. 371 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,100 That's pretty heavy shit, man. Even for me, 372 00:24:05,267 --> 00:24:09,313 and I learned how to cremate my wife on a do-it-yourself website. 373 00:24:11,941 --> 00:24:17,154 L.A. can be a dark place, brother, but for me it's something much worse. 374 00:24:23,577 --> 00:24:26,080 It has an indoor grill and an outdoor grill. 375 00:24:26,246 --> 00:24:28,624 Why you say that like it's some sort of necessity? 376 00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:32,503 You think because we black, we gonna die if we don't have multiple barbecues? 377 00:24:32,669 --> 00:24:36,381 - Don't listen. He's fucking with you. - Shut the fuck up, TTD. 378 00:24:36,548 --> 00:24:39,134 - It's Spence again. - Maybe you should pick it up. 379 00:24:40,844 --> 00:24:44,056 Yeah, you're right. It's probably about that money. Excuse me. 380 00:24:44,223 --> 00:24:47,309 - What up, J? - Hey, how's my long-lost client? 381 00:24:47,476 --> 00:24:49,853 You got that "lost" part right. Tell me something good. 382 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:53,815 I did what you asked. I made some calls. Good news. We may have a team. 383 00:24:53,982 --> 00:24:57,069 - Okay, who? - Cleveland. 384 00:24:57,236 --> 00:25:01,448 Are you fucking serious? That's worse than being stuck at home with Amber. 385 00:25:01,615 --> 00:25:04,576 Yeah, I thought that you might say that. But, listen! 386 00:25:04,743 --> 00:25:06,578 Now that people know that we're open for business 387 00:25:06,745 --> 00:25:09,706 and that you are ready to play more offers are gonna come. 388 00:25:09,873 --> 00:25:12,709 J, I ain't built for this, man. You gotta save me. All right? 389 00:25:12,876 --> 00:25:15,128 You're the one. Well, you and Jesus. 390 00:25:15,295 --> 00:25:19,466 Listen, Ricky, try putting out some positive energy into the universe, 391 00:25:19,633 --> 00:25:22,636 and you will get good shit back, trust me. 392 00:25:32,229 --> 00:25:35,106 - I love this place. What they asking? - Fifteen mil. 393 00:25:35,273 --> 00:25:38,902 Fuck it! Let's put down some roots. 394 00:25:50,038 --> 00:25:52,832 Is that the kid Jason was calling you about? 395 00:25:52,999 --> 00:25:57,087 He's impressive. Camera-ready, too. 396 00:25:57,253 --> 00:26:00,048 I'm not really looking at the kid, I'm looking at his mom. 397 00:26:00,215 --> 00:26:02,092 - That's his fucking mom? - Yeah. 398 00:26:02,258 --> 00:26:06,429 I stand corrected. You should take that meeting. 399 00:26:06,596 --> 00:26:10,433 - We didn't see you there. - No worries, I know I'm easy to miss. 400 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,813 Yes, you are. Let's have a seat. You follow high school football? 401 00:26:14,979 --> 00:26:18,274 I watch everything and everybody. Figure I'll be seeing the kid in about 3 years. 402 00:26:18,441 --> 00:26:20,568 That's how you become Defensive Player of the Year. 403 00:26:20,735 --> 00:26:23,988 - Exactly. It's all in the prep. - Sort of like life, right? 404 00:26:24,155 --> 00:26:27,951 Yeah. But investing? That scares the shit out of me. 405 00:26:28,117 --> 00:26:30,828 It's all right. That's why we're here, and we're gonna help you. 406 00:26:30,995 --> 00:26:33,581 We pride ourselves on making the right choices. 407 00:26:33,748 --> 00:26:36,584 We're gonna create an investment strategy designed just for you. 408 00:26:36,751 --> 00:26:38,503 Do you have any questions for us? 409 00:26:38,670 --> 00:26:40,630 Jason told me y'all were the best in the business. 410 00:26:40,797 --> 00:26:43,049 So if he trusts you, I trust you. 411 00:26:43,216 --> 00:26:45,968 Plus, you guys flew here to see me, so... I'm in. 412 00:26:46,135 --> 00:26:48,596 - All right. - Let's do it. 413 00:26:48,763 --> 00:26:52,183 - What do I owe? - For the water? We gotcha. 414 00:26:52,350 --> 00:26:54,977 Appreciate it. Now make me some money. 415 00:26:55,144 --> 00:26:57,271 We'll make that money for you. 416 00:26:59,357 --> 00:27:02,985 Well, shit, man. That was easier than I thought it was gonna be. 417 00:27:03,152 --> 00:27:04,779 Because our reputation precedes us, 418 00:27:04,946 --> 00:27:07,240 and deals like this are just gonna get easier and easier. 419 00:27:07,406 --> 00:27:08,908 While others get harder and harder. 420 00:27:09,075 --> 00:27:12,245 - You licking your wounds already? - I'm not, honestly. 421 00:27:12,411 --> 00:27:15,373 I wasn't even thinking about my wounds. I was thinking about yours. 422 00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:17,959 No. Don't think about my wounds. They're way too deep. 423 00:27:18,125 --> 00:27:21,254 Right. That's why I want to get you back to Miami in one piece. 424 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:24,173 We're not going back to Miami. 425 00:27:32,682 --> 00:27:34,225 Spence... 426 00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:42,358 I so appreciate you indulging me, I really do. But it's not necessary. 427 00:27:42,525 --> 00:27:46,821 I don't need to put my pursuit of success over your mental well-being. 428 00:27:46,987 --> 00:27:50,449 - This is not a healthy place for you. - No, it's not. 429 00:27:50,616 --> 00:27:55,371 No, it's not. Understood. So I'll call Lance and tell him we're out. 430 00:27:58,207 --> 00:28:02,837 Joe, this place may be a bad idea for me, but it's a good one for you. 431 00:28:03,003 --> 00:28:05,422 Plus, it'll force me to take care of my shit. 432 00:28:05,589 --> 00:28:09,260 And that's been a long time coming, my friend. 433 00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:12,429 So we're gonna stay here, we're gonna make that deal. 434 00:28:12,596 --> 00:28:17,268 - You'd do that for me? - I would only do that for you. 435 00:28:18,769 --> 00:28:25,192 I have to do this. I want to do this. I need to do this. Thank you so much! 436 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,780 - Easy, big guy. - You understand. Thank you. 437 00:28:30,906 --> 00:28:33,283 Thank you for suffering for me. 438 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,995 This is gonna be great.