1 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:02,544 Uh, neither are you... anymore. 2 00:00:03,462 --> 00:00:05,797 Boss man told me what your asking price was. 3 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:07,216 Lifetime healthcare. 4 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:09,176 If you're not being ambitious then you're not trying. 5 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:10,219 Let's get married. 6 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:12,679 ‐We're not a good fit. ‐All right, deal. 7 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:14,056 ‐Okay. ‐Yeah. 8 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:15,515 That was a lame pound. 9 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:17,643 The scans are showing you had two heart attacks. 10 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:18,560 Two? 11 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:20,354 You're gonna need to take a few months off. 12 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,689 All in favor of an expanded schedule, 13 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,191 ‐say, "Aye." ‐Aye. 14 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:27,152 Spencer Strasmore is a greedy pig. 15 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:28,237 Oh! 16 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,405 That's it, meeting adjourned. 17 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:32,908 ‐You gave me your word. ‐Take care, Spencer. 18 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:35,911 You've got a long season to get your team ready for. 19 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:45,796 Kane is in the building. 20 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,853 ♪ Now tell me how you love it ♪ 21 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:03,355 ♪ You know you're at the top ♪ 22 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,232 ♪ When only heaven's right above it ♪ 23 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,651 ♪ We on ♪ 24 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,987 ♪ 'Cause we on ♪ 25 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,864 ♪ Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole ♪ 26 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:14,408 ♪ I'm with Marley G, bro ♪ 27 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:17,327 ♪ Flying Hollygrove chicks to my Hollywood shows ♪ 28 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,204 ♪ And I wanna tell you something ♪ 29 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:20,706 ♪ That you probably should know ♪ 30 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,416 ♪ This that "Slumdog Millionaire" ♪ 31 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,001 ♪ Bollywood flow ♪ 32 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,170 ♪ And, uh, my real friends never hearing from me ♪ 33 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:30,382 ♪ Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me ♪ 34 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,050 ♪ That's why I pick and choose ♪ 35 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,885 ♪ I don't get shit confused ♪ 36 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,387 ♪ Don't like my women single ♪ 37 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:37,431 ♪ I like my chicks in twos ♪ 38 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,766 ♪ And these days, all the girls is down to roll ♪ 39 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:43,270 ♪ I hit the strip club, and all them bitches find a pole ♪ 40 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:46,398 ♪ Plus I been sipping, so this shit is moving kinda slow ♪ 41 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,191 ♪ Just tell my girl to tell her friend ♪ 42 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,360 ♪ That it's time to go ♪ 43 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:58,619 ♪ I'ma beat the pussy like I'm Joe Jackson ♪ 44 00:01:58,702 --> 00:01:59,911 ♪ Lick that pussy, stick that pussy ♪ 45 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:01,580 ♪ That's the total package ♪ 46 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:04,416 ♪ Pretty brown skin geeked, late for all her classes ♪ 47 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:07,127 ♪ 'Cause we wasted half an hour getting head in traffic ♪ 48 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,420 ♪ Made it rain on her ♪ 49 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,088 ♪ Now that pussy extra splashing ♪ 50 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:13,050 ♪ In that thang soaking wet, I forgot my jacket ♪ 51 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,428 ♪ 720S Maclaren, my shit go the fastest ♪ 52 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,764 ♪ Who the hottest in the city? ♪ 53 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:19,890 Big shot. 54 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,767 Now where the fuck is Patrick? 55 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,143 Where's Patrick? 56 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,603 He's playing hide and seek. 57 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:25,979 I hide him. You seek him. 58 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:28,273 ‐ That's a dangerous game. ‐ Not really. 59 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,484 If Pat doesn't suit up, then he can't get hurt. 60 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,277 You really wanna go there? 61 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:33,945 I just did. It's your move. 62 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,697 Patrick is a principled guy. 63 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,407 You are now staring down the barrel 64 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,992 of a Le'Veon Bell situation. 65 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:40,619 Are you okay with that? 66 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:42,329 I'm on my way back to LA right now. 67 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:43,955 When I land, we're gonna hammer out this deal. 68 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:45,290 Make sure you bring your checkbook. 69 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,666 You make sure you find your client. 70 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,502 You wanna make a fucking deal, bitch? 71 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,087 I'm waiting for you. 72 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,590 ♪ SOSer, no panties under that dressa ♪ 73 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,425 ♪ Nipple rings poking through the shirt ♪ 74 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:56,927 ♪ Tats on her neck‐a ♪ 75 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,138 ♪ Ass fat like a Mack truck, ready for a wrecka ♪ 76 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:03,308 ♪ Rich nigga dick betta, come with a checka ♪ 77 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:06,603 ♪ I might have to flex her ♪ 78 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:09,940 ♪ Promised her a Tesla if she swallow all the kids ♪ 79 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:13,151 ♪ Hands on the dresser, she might let my dogs hit it ♪ 80 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:16,530 ♪ That pussy stay wetta when it's on a raw dick ♪ 81 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:17,697 ♪ Called her ass lit ♪ 82 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,699 ♪ At the club on that peach Crown ♪ 83 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:22,994 Some people are in a constant state of conflict. 84 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:25,288 They need it to survive. 85 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,665 Others despise it, 86 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:29,209 but no matter how hard they try, 87 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:31,628 they can't avoid it. 88 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,840 Where do I stand? 89 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,550 Do you need to ask? 90 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:41,388 To the victor go the spoils. 91 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,057 ♪ Yeah, she gon' hold it down, hold it down ♪ 92 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:47,018 ♪ Hold it down, hold it down, for real ♪ 93 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:54,526 Meditation. 94 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:57,070 Breathing. 95 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:59,906 God, you're becoming so LA, Charles. 96 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:04,745 How'd you find me? 97 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:08,248 Benny said you were taking your lunches out here. 98 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,916 Benny talks a lot. 99 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,710 Yeah, well, he's a comer. 100 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:15,922 Be good to him. Cultivate that relationship. 101 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,383 What's wrong with you, Charles? 102 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,051 You stressing out about your deal? 103 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,512 Trying not to stress out about anything. 104 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,098 Doctor told me to find a place that resonates with me. 105 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,892 ‐ "Resonates"? ‐ Yeah. 106 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:29,060 Help keep my cortisol levels down. 107 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:30,353 Okay, I'll bite, Charles. 108 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:33,899 What exactly does elevated cortisol cause? 109 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:37,194 Well, according to WebMD, muscle weakness, spasms, 110 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,279 severe irritability, extreme fatigue, 111 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:43,408 constipation, headaches, anxiety, inflammation. 112 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,911 Basically, it makes you die faster. 113 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,413 Shit, I think I got that too, Charles. 114 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:50,123 So you know what? 115 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,793 We're all freakin' dying. Huh? 116 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:55,086 But who amongst us has really lived? 117 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,129 Hmm? 118 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,631 ‐ Hmm. ‐ Yeah. 119 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,925 Forget about the beach. Forget about the ocean. 120 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,219 I find that the most impactful way 121 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,305 to fight inflammation is with success, 122 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:09,059 which is why I think you're gonna be very excited to hear 123 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,727 that I'm offering you an extension. 124 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,605 $10 million over four years. 125 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:18,109 Now, how's your cortisol now, motherfucker? 126 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:19,945 ‐ I thought you hated me. ‐ No. 127 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:23,448 Well, love and hate are closely aligned. 128 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:26,201 But you've done an excellent job. 129 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:27,786 Then why do you torture me? 130 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:29,788 Why does my wife torture me? 131 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,499 'Cause it makes me better. See? 132 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,794 That's what, uh‐‐that's what partnership is all about. 133 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:37,504 That was a good talk. Thank you. 134 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,841 Seems like there has to be a better way. 135 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,176 Well, if you find it, please be sure to tell me about it. 136 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,804 But in the meantime, let's keep this train chugging along. 137 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,139 All right? All right. 138 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,976 Hey, I'ma need to talk to my wife before I commit. 139 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,144 Yeah, of course. Who doesn't? 140 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:54,855 Nah. It's different this time. 141 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,816 I had a heart attack‐‐ two of them, actually. 142 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:00,235 Yeah, I know. Benny told me. 143 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:05,824 Babe, what time are we eating? 144 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:08,326 It's almost done. 145 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:09,911 Who is it? 146 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,498 You got wax in your ears, man? Who is it? 147 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:14,499 It's an unknown caller. 148 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,001 What you two whispering about? 149 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,502 Well, you know what? I ain't afraid no more. 150 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,045 Put it on speaker. Let's see who it is. 151 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,172 Pick it up. 152 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:24,801 Hello? 153 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,011 Hi. Is this Ricky Jerret? 154 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:28,013 Fuck. She sounds sexy. You should've been afraid. 155 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,849 Yeah, this is Ricky Jerret's phone. 156 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,183 Oh, okay. 157 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:33,476 Spit it out, bitch. 158 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,186 This is Derek McLay's office. 159 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,396 Is Ricky available to speak with him? 160 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,356 What, Derek can't dial his own calls? 161 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,691 Put him through. 162 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,359 I love you. ‐ Mm‐hmm. 163 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:42,527 Ricky. 164 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,529 Sorry for the cold call, but it had to be done. 165 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:47,532 I love the radio show. Think your POV is 100. 166 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:48,908 Can we meet up? 167 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:51,077 Talk about some projects you'd be perfect for? 168 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,705 The only projects that I know about, I ain't going back to. 169 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:57,042 No. No, opportunities in media. 170 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,878 You could talk to my assistant. 171 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,046 Set some shit up. 172 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,422 How pretentious do you have to be 173 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,174 to have someone dial your phone? 174 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:07,927 No more pretentious than to have someone answer it for you. 175 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,596 TTD here. How may I help? 176 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:12,932 ♪ Reach out and touch faith ♪ 177 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:19,064 ♪ Your own personal ♪ 178 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,232 ♪ Jesus ♪ 179 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:24,069 ♪ Someone to hear your prayers ♪ 180 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,571 ♪ Someone who cares ♪ 181 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:32,243 ♪ Feeling unknown and you're all alone ♪ 182 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:35,914 ♪ Flesh and bone by the telephone ♪ 183 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:39,626 ♪ Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer ♪ 184 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,090 ♪ I will deliver, you know... ♪ 185 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:47,425 Good morning, motherfuckers. 186 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:50,387 Are you ready to annihilate the competition? 187 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,639 Not this fuckwad over here. 188 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,224 Closer to annihilating each other. 189 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,433 What's going on? 190 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,810 Occupational hazard 191 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,478 of protecting your younger dickwad brother‐‐ 192 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:01,272 Okay, okay, look, look. It looked fine yesterday. 193 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:04,442 Yeah, but this morning, it swelled up like a cantaloupe. 194 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:07,112 ‐ This doesn't look good. ‐ Wha‐‐y‐‐do you think, Reg? 195 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,406 Can you still play? 196 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,282 Oh, Jesus! I don't like that, mate. 197 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,993 It looks like the Elephant Man's cock. 198 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,285 Yo, man, I've seen worse. 199 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,579 Last year, Jason Kelce stepped on V's hand. 200 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,747 Broke a couple knuckles. 201 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,624 My metacarpal's fucked. 202 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:23,461 Oy. You gotta play, mate. It's nonnegotiable. 203 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:24,963 I'm not sure I can. 204 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,172 No disrespect, Lavar, 205 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,799 but true players play with pain. 206 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,009 Ey, yeah, man, you gotta suck it up. 207 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,636 ‐ Well said. ‐ We are warriors. 208 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,096 Surrendering's what white people do. 209 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,140 Benedict Arnold, Jesus‐‐ all cowards. 210 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,434 Ey, man, it's time to call Doc Golden. 211 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,686 - ‐ He's an orthopedist? - ‐ Not exactly. 212 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,313 ♪ I can't be fucked with, no ♪ 213 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:43,648 ♪ Ho, you can't touch this, ayy ♪ 214 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,525 ♪ Bitch, I do rich shit, huh ♪ 215 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,818 ♪ My money thick, thick, ayy ♪ 216 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,320 ♪ Walk with a limp, limp, huh ♪ 217 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:50,864 ♪ I'm on some pimp shit, ayy ♪ 218 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,365 ♪ He say, "You all about money," yeah ♪ 219 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,325 ♪ I'm on that cash shit, huh ♪ 220 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:56,661 ♪ I'm in my bag, bitch, huh ♪ 221 00:08:56,745 --> 00:09:00,206 The mighty hero returns with the spoils of war. 222 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,667 Kill him with kindness, not sarcasm. 223 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:03,835 Ah. Good to see you both too. 224 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,003 What'd you get us? A gift? 225 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,504 No, all this caffeine is for me, 226 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:08,173 because I'm not leaving here without a deal. 227 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,216 Nice machine you got there. ‐ Oh, yeah. 228 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,510 We really stepped it up around here since you've been gone. 229 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,179 Well, you sure have. 230 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,221 I'd make this coffee myself, 231 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,348 but that machine looks way too complicated. 232 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,601 So don't forget to add the vanilla, 233 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,186 because it cuts out all the bitterness. 234 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,479 I like it bitter. 235 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,402 Miss you, baby. 236 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,362 Wish we could celebrate in person. 237 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:34,324 I miss you too, baby. And congratulations. 238 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,909 You deserve it. 239 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,869 I thought you said Werner hated you, though? 240 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,496 Maybe I was wrong. 241 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,705 Well, maybe does hate you. 242 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:43,041 He just realizes he can't live without you. 243 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,710 ‐ Is that how you feel? ‐ Of course not. 244 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,587 That's a silly question. ‐ Good. 245 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,340 Baby, can you tell me you love me? 246 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,549 I love you. 247 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,760 But why are you acting insecure? 248 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,304 Yeah, uh... 249 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,849 I had a couple heart attacks. 250 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,226 What?! 251 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,560 Minor ones. No big deal. 252 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:05,230 I didn't even know I had 'em until they told me in the ER. 253 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,564 You had a fucking heart attack, Charles, 254 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:07,816 and you didn't tell me? 255 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:08,983 I didn't wanna worry you. 256 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,902 And what do you call what you're doing right now? 257 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,071 Listen, relax, baby. It's all good. 258 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,739 I'm all good. 259 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,241 A‐and if it's any conciliation, 260 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,201 I didn't accept Werner's offer because I told him 261 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,869 I needed to discuss it with you first. 262 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,372 Oh, oh. That's what we're discussing? 263 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,125 Charles, you have lost your motherfucking mind. 264 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,085 Besides the fact that I am a doctor, 265 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,920 I am your wife. 266 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:32,423 I think that smog and that job have gotten to your head. 267 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:33,800 We're not talking about anything 268 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:38,138 except your physical condition anytime soon, asshole. 269 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,099 ♪ Dr. Dolo Entertainment ♪ 270 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,351 ♪ Yeah, ya‐ya‐ya‐ya ♪ 271 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,937 Universal Studios. 272 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,313 Home of "Jaws," 273 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,190 "Breakfast Club," "Animal House." 274 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,608 You couldn't get that movie made today. 275 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:51,943 Hell, nah, that's why we're here right now‐‐ 276 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,611 to bring the flavor back. 277 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,114 The world's gone too PC, and it's killing comedy. 278 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,323 And that's coming from a victim. 279 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,908 Well, what do we know about making movies? 280 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,994 Just as much as the niggas making 'em. 281 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,204 Ricky Jerret here to see Derek McLay. 282 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,333 Thought maybe y'all were here for the Ja Rule video shoot. 283 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,796 I'm just fucking with you. 284 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,298 And you thought comedy was dead, too. 285 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,674 I did. That I did. 286 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,176 That was good. ‐ 287 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,510 It's nice to see some brothers on the lot. 288 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,137 ‐ My man. ‐ All right. 289 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,186 We like what you're doing on Sirius, 290 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,438 but you have a face that should be seen, man. 291 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,689 Thank you. ‐ 292 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,316 I prefer to be heard. 293 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:32,650 The hot‐take thing comes at a price, 294 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,986 especially to his friends. 295 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,113 Saying what's on your mind is dope. 296 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,198 And with our help, 297 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,782 we think what you got going could be really good. 298 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,117 Oh, so it's not good already? 299 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,785 Let me rephrase that. 300 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,163 It's good for a first timer. 301 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,999 But with our support, we can make something great. 302 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,500 You believe this guy? "First timer." 303 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:50,793 I couldn't agree more. 304 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,837 - Let's make it great. - Tell me something, Derek. 305 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,464 What's not so great about our shit? 306 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,882 Well, it's not that it's not so great. 307 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,009 We'd just love to hone your point of view. 308 00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,260 You don't like my point of view now? 309 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,220 He didn't say that. 310 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,554 Just wanna focus you a little, 311 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,681 add some... Topspin to it. 312 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:06,017 ‐ I don't fuck with tennis. ‐ This is what execs do. 313 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,227 D‐do your thing. 314 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,853 We wanna make your show a platform 315 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:11,022 for bigger opportunities going forward‐‐much bigger. 316 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,191 You trying to turn me into Steve Harvey? 317 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,484 Try Michael Strahan. 318 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,527 Hell, yeah. You'd be great with that Kelly. 319 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:17,654 ‐ That's right. ‐ I love her, man. 320 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,739 Is she as firm as she looks? ‐ I would imagine. 321 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,282 I don't know. I've never felt her. 322 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,201 Derek, tell me something concrete, man. 323 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,702 I don't have it yet. 324 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:25,870 This is just the beginning. 325 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,121 For someone with a lot of opinions, 326 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,915 you ain't got no answers, man. 327 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,708 Ricky! Come on, man. He didn't mean it like that. 328 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:31,876 Yes, I did. 329 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,086 Got me driving through the Valley 330 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,254 in the middle of rush hour. 331 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,422 You know how long it's gonna take to fucking get home? 332 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,466 I'm sorry‐‐look, just get the Obamas involved. 333 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,218 Guarantee he'll be back. Do your thing. 334 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,221 ♪ Never really cared who liked me ♪ 335 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,390 ♪ Mansion on the water, shit pricy ♪ 336 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:48,184 Yeah, this is only gonna hurt a little bit. 337 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,019 Now I know this shit's gonna kill. 338 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,355 Uh, what type of doctor are you, exactly? 339 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,565 Yo, who said he was a doctor? 340 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,109 You did, asshole. ‐ Nah. 341 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,069 That's just what we call him: Doc Golden. 342 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,571 He works with horses, mostly. It's just a nickname. 343 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,824 He's a healer‐‐ like Jesus, but with needles. 344 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:06,077 He's like our go‐to guy for anything pain management. 345 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,704 Couldn't have made it through high school without him. 346 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,914 Yo, is there another way that we could do this? 347 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:12,959 Would you prefer I grab your nuts and tell you to cough? 348 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,377 ‐ No. ‐ A'ight. 349 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,421 Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 350 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,882 How long before it kicks in, Doc? 351 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,093 ♪ Old money, so I gotta let a cougar ride ♪ 352 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,261 Now. 353 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,971 ♪ Shoulda known by the last name ♪ 354 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,222 ♪ Dame D. O. L. L. A. keep a foreign... ♪ 355 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,557 Okay. 356 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,268 Who wants a lollipop? 357 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:34,564 You just come here today to pay your bullshit forward? 358 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,899 ‐ Isn't that more your thing? ‐ This is gonna be fun. 359 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,901 Oh, I come in peace, Jay. 360 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,362 ‐ Just tell us what you got. ‐ Sure. 361 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,072 I'm prepared to meet the Russell deal. 362 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,574 Leading with an olive branch. 363 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,616 See? That's nice. 364 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,702 I will admit that I was overly aggressive 365 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,328 with our counteroffer, 366 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,457 so I'm willing to lose the salary‐cap escalator. 367 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,751 A cricket is still closer to licking its balls 368 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,294 than you are to getting a deal done. 369 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,462 Oh, I see. So you're telling me 370 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,838 the Russell deal doesn't get this done? 371 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,757 Not for you. 372 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,258 ‐ Does he have to be here? ‐ Do you? 373 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,885 ‐ I do. ‐ This is my house. 374 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,511 Why don't you send your underlings again? 375 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:08,222 Can we just keep this nice, polite, professional? 376 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:11,350 Hey, can we get some more coffee and a bag of Depends? 377 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,352 ‐ Mm. ‐ It's gonna be a long one. 378 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,854 Coffee, or maybe cocaine? 379 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,314 You wanna go back to‐‐ yeah, get him some cocaine. 380 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,356 Your boss loves that. 381 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:21,152 I will knock 25 million off the ask right now. 382 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,278 Not one division leader 383 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,030 had one of the highest‐paid quarterbacks. 384 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,698 You can't leave your guy out there on that island alone. 385 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,033 Yeah. 386 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,160 Yeah, I wonder what that must look like, huh? 387 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:32,288 When one guy only looks out for himself and gets everything? 388 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,873 You know what? Fuck this. 389 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,291 Oh, what? You're gonna‐‐ you're running away again? 390 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,293 ‐ This is bullshit. ‐ Oh, what a shocker. 391 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,669 ‐ Spence‐‐ ‐ When the going gets tough, 392 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:39,921 the tough get the fuck outta here. 393 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:40,922 Oh, is that right? Okay. 394 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,006 Don't walk. Don't walk. 395 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,633 You're in this business because of me. 396 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,761 Oh‐‐and you're only in this business at all because of me! 397 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,513 No one would hire you back then. No one. 398 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,014 What the fuck is your problem? 399 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,307 You wanna know what my problem is? 400 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,935 Let's figure it out. Uh, okay. 401 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,854 You were my partner, and you bailed. 402 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,106 I was doing it for you. 403 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,858 Like you'd do anything for someone other than yourself. 404 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,527 Says the guy with no wife, no kids, 405 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,903 and no fucking friends. 406 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:06,072 Yeah, I had a wife. She died. 407 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,657 Sure, I wasn't all broken up about it, 408 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,325 but it counts for something. 409 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,535 And you know what? 410 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:14,038 Spencer, for the record... 411 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,582 you were my friend. 412 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,012 You're right. 413 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,268 You happy now? 414 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,644 Yeah, a little bit. 415 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,771 "A little bit"? Well, smile. 416 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,274 I said I was happy. Don't push it, Spence. 417 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,154 I see. You want me to go all in. 418 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:53,286 Joe... I'm sorry. 419 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,454 I should've stuck it out with you, 420 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,498 and I didn't. 421 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,377 And I apologize. 422 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,254 Thank you. 423 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,548 I really appreciate you saying that. 424 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,974 Ah, well, you know, I wanna tell you. 425 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,559 The place looks great. ‐ Doesn't it look great? 426 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,768 ‐ It does. ‐ Right? Yeah. 427 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,270 And your wardrobe looks great. 428 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,272 ‐ Ah, forget‐‐this old thing? ‐ You didn't even need‐‐ 429 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,481 you're kicking ass. You're killing it. 430 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,482 Oh, man. 431 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:24,817 You should see our plans for expansion. 432 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,110 I'll show 'em to you. They're fucking epic. 433 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,196 ‐ Yeah? ‐ Did you kiss and make up? 434 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,200 How does 150 sound? 435 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,041 And... 436 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,797 That. 437 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:47,965 That could work. 438 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,133 Mm. 439 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,346 ‐ 440 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,143 Mr. Thompson? 441 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,604 Hey. Charles. 442 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:02,980 Come on in. 443 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,816 Why don't you, uh, grab yourself a seat? 444 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,068 Hmm? 445 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,946 I was gonna make myself a cocktail. 446 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:10,988 Join me. 447 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,783 No, uh, thank you, sir, but I'm good. 448 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,660 Ah, nonsense. 449 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,162 Best thing for a heart attack. 450 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,664 Single malt. 451 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,166 Scotch is good for the heart? 452 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,001 I don't know about all that, 453 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,461 but at least it'll have you worrying less. 454 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,046 Huh? 455 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,215 ‐ 456 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,134 About my worrying... 457 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,720 your offer was very generous, 458 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,681 but I have reservations. 459 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,349 Oh, it's just fear. 460 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,518 Yeah, four years is a substantial commitment. 461 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,020 Oh, no, no, I have no problems with commitment. 462 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,022 Good! 463 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,232 Then let's go further. 464 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,192 Part of me wants to do just that. 465 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,735 Part of me wants to stay and ride it 466 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,237 till the wheels fall off. 467 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,488 Ah, we'll get new wheels. 468 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,407 We'll get better wheels. Bigger wheels. 469 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,867 But the other part of me doesn't wanna die. 470 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,744 You're not gonna die, Charles. 471 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,289 I might if I keep working at this pace. 472 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,543 You know I respect you, right, Charles? 473 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,504 Regardless of how I've shown it. 474 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:13,050 Quite frankly, your bluntness has been, uh, quite refreshing. 475 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,677 Yeah. 476 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,762 But I agree with you. 477 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,889 I've been hard on you‐‐ 478 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,057 maybe too hard on you. 479 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,726 In part, it's because 480 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,729 I was just preparing you for the rigors of the job, 481 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,731 and in part, it's because 482 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,608 I stopped taking my Lexapro. 483 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,443 That may have been a mistake. 484 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,738 Maybe so, but either way, 485 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:37,074 you are groomed, and you are ready to take the helm. 486 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,785 I'm gonna give you free rein to do whatever you want, 487 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,370 whenever you want. 488 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,205 This isn't just more money. 489 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,083 This is a promotion. 490 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,918 I've decided to sweeten up my offer, 491 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:51,422 and I am gonna make you president. 492 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,259 So congratulations, Mr. President. 493 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,637 Take the weekend to think about it. 494 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,598 We'll talk to you on Monday, pal. 495 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,772 ‐ Baby. ‐ ...that's a dude, bro. 496 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,650 How'd the meeting go? 497 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,109 Did you charm him? 498 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,445 Oh, he was a real charm offensive‐‐ 499 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,114 key word, offensive. 500 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,491 What'd you do, Ricky? 501 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,742 Nothing. 502 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:23,162 Nah, there's a distinct sound of guilt in your voice. 503 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,830 It wasn't my finest moment. 504 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,332 He almost made whitey cry. 505 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,792 I don't get it. 506 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,126 What's the point in going to take a meeting 507 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,128 if you're not gonna put your best self out there? 508 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,463 Shit, I don't know. I was being immature, 509 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,132 but the guy kept throwing this bullshit Hollywood lingo at us, 510 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,759 taking shots at our show and shit. 511 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,177 Yeah, the boy don't take criticism very well. 512 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,638 ‐ Oh, so you was frustrated? ‐ Hell, yeah. 513 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,848 My first instinct was to frustrate him back. 514 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,476 I feel bad now, especially 'cause the guy was right. 515 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,645 We are all over the place, and we just started. 516 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,772 Shit, it's probably too late now anyway. 517 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,482 It's never too late to tell somebody they're right. 518 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,775 People love that shit. 519 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,027 Maybe I should get him a watch. 520 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,154 You can't buy forgiveness, baby, 521 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,657 unless you're paying with Chanel. 522 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,618 ♪ Met him in Toronto ♪ 523 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,870 ♪ Tell me that his name Alejandro ♪ 524 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,831 ♪ Even in my condo ♪ 525 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,166 ♪ Then we started rolling up the Fronto, ah ♪ 526 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,335 ♪ He said, "Do you wanna take flight?" ♪ 527 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,212 ♪ We got higher than kites ♪ 528 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,172 ♪ Do everything that you like ♪ 529 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,383 ♪ And if you lucky we might ♪ 530 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,552 ♪ Do that thing, do that thing, do it ♪ 531 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,554 ♪ Do that thing, do that thing, do it ♪ 532 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,723 ♪ Do that thing, do that thing, do it ♪ 533 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,976 ♪ Do that thing, do that thing, do it ♪ 534 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,185 I don't see us up there, man. 535 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,687 You sure you paid the entry fees? 536 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,313 Yeah. I wrote the check myself, mate. 537 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,565 And it had a lot of zeros. 538 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,191 ‐ Uh‐huh. ‐ Yo, so where are we? 539 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,402 Look, they're playing us 'cause we black; that's what it is. 540 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:39,864 You can't say that every time you have an anxiety attack, Reg. 541 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,450 Wait, wait. Seeded 32 of 32? 542 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,326 Yo, no respect, man. 543 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,411 'Cause we're a new squad. 544 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,163 But don't they know who we are? 545 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,247 This ain't right, man. 546 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,584 Yo, Reg, look who just rolled up. 547 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,793 Who is this crew 548 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,755 of "Jesus Christ: The Musical" nerds? 549 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,089 Man, them the guys that played me during my tryout. 550 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,215 They didn't want me. 551 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,341 Yeah, well, we want you, mate. 552 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,718 I'm glad you're here. 553 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,553 Hey, what is up, fellas? 554 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,889 It's nice to see that they let you all out and about. 555 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,349 ‐ What up, clowns? ‐ You still bitter? 556 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,059 You know, you shouldn't play angry, man. 557 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,187 Look at this dude, trying to tell V how to play a game. 558 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,855 Looking forward to the second round. 559 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,357 Yeah, well, worry about getting past the first. 560 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,358 Hah! 561 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,903 Fuck you, you gangster Mouseketeers. 562 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,243 ♪ Okay na once a Rasta man, rapid fire ♪ 563 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,913 ♪ Popo want to break her down, rapid fire ♪ 564 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,122 ♪ Hoping for a better round, rapid fire ♪ 565 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,041 Takes a lot of confidence to show up late 566 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,459 to your own press conference. 567 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,128 The guy's a drama queen. What can I say? 568 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,797 Hey. 569 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:40,257 All right, everybody. 570 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:43,093 Thank you for coming here this afternoon. 571 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,139 I'm going to, uh, make this brief, 572 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,266 but first, there are a few things that I wanna address 573 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:53,729 before we get down to the business at hand. 574 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,272 First, let me set the record straight 575 00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,942 about my stance on the 18 games. 576 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,944 My vote was based upon an agreement 577 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,612 that I had with the other owners, 578 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,406 and that agreement was broken. 579 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,283 The old guard is in charge, 580 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,118 and they're taking us down a path that will end 581 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:10,287 with the demise of our great game. 582 00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:14,500 The future of football is with the players and the fans. 583 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,752 I've had the unique honor to participate 584 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,671 in our great game in many, many ways‐‐ 585 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,131 first as a young boy when I was 586 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:24,677 learning how to hit and get hit, 587 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,638 then what it means to be part of a team, 588 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:30,474 and then, finally, making it to the league. 589 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:33,853 And all along, I've always been a fan. 590 00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:36,647 Now I'm lucky enough to be an owner. 591 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,109 Now, from this view, 592 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,320 I can see that in order to move forward, 593 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:46,240 we're gonna have to clean up our past. 594 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,826 We need to take care of our guys, 595 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,495 starting with lifetime medical coverage 596 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:54,498 for everyone who's played three years or more. 597 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,208 I'm working every day to make that dream‐‐ 598 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,502 that necessity‐‐a reality. 599 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,337 And one day, I sincerely hope that I'll be able 600 00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:03,215 to stand up here with you guys and say, "We have succeeded." 601 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,092 But today, we take the first step 602 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:08,012 towards doing right by our players. 603 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,139 And I am very proud to announce 604 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,807 the signing of a historic deal 605 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:15,019 for one of the league's most talented athletes. 606 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,855 But first, I wanna say thank you to Jason Antolotti 607 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:21,025 and my old compadre Joe Krutel 608 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,235 for getting the deal done. 609 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:27,573 I am honored to announce that we've signed Patrick Mahomes 610 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:31,702 to the largest fully‐guaranteed deal in NFL history. 611 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,499 ‐ 612 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:38,876 Now, if you have any questions‐‐ 613 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,878 and I'm sure you do‐‐ 614 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,880 ask him yourself. 615 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,381 If you're lucky, sometimes conflict 616 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:46,759 comes with the sweetest of rewards... 617 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,762 Resolution. 618 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:53,098 But the next challenge, the next fight... 619 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:56,352 It's always just around the corner. 620 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,020 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 621 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,940 e spend our lives trying to live without pain, 622 00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:03,067 but that's what feeds us. 623 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,402 ♪ Sunshine over your eyes ♪ 624 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:07,404 Sometimes, it just breeds more conflict. 625 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:09,907 ♪ I guess you must be warm ♪ 626 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,409 But other times, 627 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,703 it breeds success. 628 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,625 ♪ But your mama make me fall ♪ 629 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,919 ♪ Mmm ♪ 630 00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:24,296 ♪ She know she my lady but she boujee now ♪ 631 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,547 ♪ Take it to the bed and make a move... ♪ 632 00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:28,717 Oh, my God. Look who's here. 633 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,094 Daddy! 634 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,554 ♪ Give me your love, you make me surrender ♪ 635 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,723 ♪ Hey, hey, you make me surrender ♪ 636 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,850 ♪ Feel like I've been waiting forever ♪ 637 00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:40,396 What are you‐‐ what are you doing here? 638 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,439 ‐ I'm home. ‐ Oh, my God! 639 00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:44,191 ♪ You're the fuel to me fire ♪ 640 00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:46,151 Hey! ‐ 641 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,821 ♪ You're the fuel to me fire ♪ 642 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,072 Where you going? 643 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,949 ♪ Oh, Maayaa ♪ 644 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:55,119 ♪ You're the fuel to me fire ♪ 645 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,787 ♪ Oh, Maayaa ♪ 646 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:59,456 ♪ You're the fuel to me fire ♪ 647 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,625 ♪ Oh, Maayaa ♪ 648 00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:04,420 ♪ You're the fuel to me fire ♪ 649 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,463 ♪ Oh, Maayaa ♪ 650 00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:09,299 ♪ You're the fuel to me fire ♪ 651 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,688 ♪ I sing... ♪ 652 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:25,149 ♪ Now she wanna come and light up my head, man ♪ 653 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,151 ♪ She killer pretty and I'd give anything ♪ 654 00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:31,655 ♪ Oh, you sweet ♪ 655 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,659 ♪ Oh, me gotta keep up the tight face ♪ 656 00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:38,120 ♪ Oh, you gotta smoke out the light with ♪ 657 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,121 ♪ Oh, and then we kiss up ♪ 658 00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,206 ♪ I keep acting like this 659 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:42,833 ♪ I have to keep up, she bite me ♪ 660 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:45,461 ♪ I'ma sing along but she can't quite recycle it ♪ 661 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,880 ♪ Oh, I put the bomba inside it ♪ 662 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:50,841 ♪ Oh, you know it's too much excitement ♪ 663 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,801 ♪ You know it's too much conniving ♪ 664 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,178 ♪ See ♪ 665 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:58,182 ♪ When I bring out the sirens for you ♪ 666 00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,809 ♪ Give me your love, you make me surrender ♪ 667 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:04,229 ♪ Hey, hey, you make me surrender ♪ 668 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:09,985 The owners want you gone. 669 00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:12,613 It was a magical run while it lasted, mate. 670 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,156 Spencer, it's over. 671 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,325 Actually, it's just beginning. 672 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,868 ♪ Can find me up, up, and away ♪ 673 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:19,870 Sometimes, it's about the journey. 674 00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:22,372 You can't go in there‐‐ call security. 675 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,291 Better tell 'em to bring everyone. 676 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,502 Sometimes, it's about the result. 677 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,296 Today, we pour the foundation of our future. 678 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,840 Each game is different. 679 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,802 Adjust your game accordingly. 680 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:37,513 Everyone wants to be liked, right? But you... 681 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,431 Love to be hated. 682 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,518 Can you really walk away from unfinished business? 683 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:43,727 The players need you. 684 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,479 - You were right. - ‐About what? 685 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:46,696 Everything. 686 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:50,317 ♪ Watch me, watch me Watch me do this ♪ 687 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,361 What do you think about us? 688 00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:54,988 You had to do it again. You poked the bear. 689 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:56,907 I'm a player and a veteran, 690 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,201 and I know exactly where the fuck I stand. 691 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,829 Question is, what side of the line are you on?