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So, the owners meeting is tomorrow.
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Eighteen games gonna be
good for the players.
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How would you know? You're not a player.
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Uh, neither are you... anymore.
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Boss man told me what
your asking price was.
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Lifetime healthcare.
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If you're not being ambitious
then you're not trying.
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Let's get married.
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- We're not a good fit.
- All right, deal.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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That was a lame pound.
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The scans are showing you had
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- two heart attacks.
- Two?
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You're gonna need to
take a few months off.
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All in favor of an expanded schedule,
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- say, "Aye".
- Aye.
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Spencer Strasmore is a greedy pig.
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Oh!
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That's it, meeting adjourned.
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- You gave me your word.
- Take care, Spencer.
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You've got a long season
to get your team ready for.
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Kane is in the building.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Big shot.
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Now where the fuck is Patrick?
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Where's Patrick?
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He's playing hide and seek.
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I hide him. You seek him.
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- That's a dangerous game.
- Not really.
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If Pat doesn't suit up,
then he can't get hurt.
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You really wanna go there?
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I just did. It's your move.
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Patrick is a principled guy.
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You are now staring down the barrel
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of a Le'Veon Bell situation.
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Are you okay with that?
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I'm on my way back to LA right now.
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When I land, we're gonna
hammer out this deal.
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Make sure you bring your checkbook.
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You make sure you find your client.
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You wanna make a fucking deal, bitch?
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I'm waiting for you.
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Some people are in a
constant state of conflict.
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They need it to survive.
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Others despise it,
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but no matter how hard they try,
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they can't avoid it.
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Where do I stand?
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Do you need to ask?
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To the victor go the spoils.
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Meditation.
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Breathing.
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God, you're becoming so LA, Charles.
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How'd you find me?
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Benny said you were taking
your lunches out here.
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Benny talks a lot.
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Yeah, well, he's a comer.
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Be good to him. Cultivate
that relationship.
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What's wrong with you, Charles?
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You stressing out about your deal?
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Trying not to stress out about anything.
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Doctor told me to find a
place that resonates with me.
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- "Resonates"?
- Yeah.
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Help keep my cortisol levels down.
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Okay, I'll bite, Charles.
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What exactly does
elevated cortisol cause?
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Well, according to WebMD,
muscle weakness, spasms,
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severe irritability, extreme fatigue,
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constipation, headaches,
anxiety, inflammation.
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Basically, it makes you die faster.
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Shit, I think I got that too, Charles.
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So you know what?
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We're all freakin' dying. Huh?
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But who amongst us has really lived?
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Hmm?
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- Hmm.
- Yeah.
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Forget about the beach.
Forget about the ocean.
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I find that the most impactful way
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to fight inflammation is with success,
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which is why I think you're
gonna be very excited to hear
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that I'm offering you an extension.
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$10 million over four years.
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Now, how's your cortisol
now, motherfucker?
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- I thought you hated me.
- No.
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Well, love and hate are closely aligned.
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But you've done an excellent job.
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Then why do you torture me?
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Why does my wife torture me?
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'Cause it makes me better. See?
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That's what, uh... that's
what partnership is all about.
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That was a good talk. Thank you.
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Seems like there has to be a better way.
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Well, if you find it, please
be sure to tell me about it.
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But in the meantime, let's
keep this train chugging along.
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All right? All right.
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Hey, I'ma need to talk to
my wife before I commit.
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Yeah, of course. Who doesn't?
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Nah. It's different this time.
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I had a heart attack...
two of them, actually.
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Yeah, I know. Benny told me.
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Babe, what time are we eating?
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It's almost done.
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Who is it?
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You got wax in your
ears, man? Who is it?
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It's an unknown caller.
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What you two whispering about?
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Well, you know what?
I ain't afraid no more.
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Put it on speaker. Let's see who it is.
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Pick it up.
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Hello?
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Hi. Is this Ricky Jerret?
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Fuck. She sounds sexy.
You should've been afraid.
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Yeah, this is Ricky Jerret's phone.
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Oh, okay.
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Spit it out, bitch.
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This is Derek McLay's office.
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Is Ricky available to speak with him?
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What, Derek can't dial his own calls?
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Put him through.
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- I love you.
- Mm-hmm.
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Ricky.
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Sorry for the cold call,
but it had to be done.
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I love the radio show.
Think your POV is 100.
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Can we meet up?
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Talk about some projects
you'd be perfect for?
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The only projects that I know
about, I ain't going back to.
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- No.
- No, opportunities in media.
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You could talk to my assistant.
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Set some shit up.
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How pretentious do you have to be
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to have someone dial your phone?
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No more pretentious than to
have someone answer it for you.
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TTD here. How may I help?
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♪ Reach out and touch faith ♪
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♪ Your own personal ♪
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♪ Jesus ♪
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♪ Someone to hear your prayers ♪
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♪ Someone who cares ♪
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♪ Feeling unknown and you're all alone ♪
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♪ Flesh and bone by the telephone ♪
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♪ Lift up the receiver,
I'll make you a believer ♪
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♪ I will deliver, you know... ♪
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Good morning, motherfuckers.
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Are you ready to
annihilate the competition?
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Not this fuckwad over here.
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Closer to annihilating each other.
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What's going on?
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Occupational hazard
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of protecting your
younger dickwad brother...
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Okay, okay, look, look.
It looked fine yesterday.
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Yeah, but this morning, it
swelled up like a cantaloupe.
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- This doesn't look good.
- Wha... y... do you think, Reg?
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Can you still play?
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Oh, Jesus! I don't like that, mate.
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It looks like the Elephant Man's cock.
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Yo, man, I've seen worse.
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Last year, Jason Kelce
stepped on V's hand.
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Broke a couple knuckles.
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My metacarpal's fucked.
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Oy. You gotta play, mate.
It's nonnegotiable.
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I'm not sure I can.
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No disrespect, Lavar,
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but true players play with pain.
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Ey, yeah, man, you gotta suck it up.
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Well said. We are warriors.
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Surrendering's what white people do.
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Benedict Arnold, Jesus... all cowards.
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Ey, man, it's time to call Doc Golden.
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- He's an orthopedist?
- Not exactly.
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The mighty hero returns
with the spoils of war.
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Kill him with kindness, not sarcasm.
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Ah. Good to see you both too.
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What'd you get us? A gift?
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No, all this caffeine is for me,
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because I'm not leaving
here without a deal.
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- Nice machine you got there.
- Oh, yeah.
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We really stepped it up around
here since you've been gone.
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Well, you sure have.
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I'd make this coffee myself,
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but that machine looks
way too complicated.
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So don't forget to add the vanilla,
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because it cuts out all the bitterness.
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I like it bitter.
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Miss you, baby.
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Wish we could celebrate in person.
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I miss you too, baby.
And congratulations.
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You deserve it.
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I thought you said
Werner hated you, though?
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Maybe I was wrong.
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Well, maybe does hate you.
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He just realizes he
can't live without you.
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- Is that how you feel?
- Of course not.
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- That's a silly question.
- Good.
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Baby, can you tell me you love me?
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I love you.
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But why are you acting insecure?
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Yeah, uh...
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I had a couple heart attacks.
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What?!
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Minor ones. No big deal.
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I didn't even know I had 'em
until they told me in the ER.
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You had a fucking heart attack,
Charles, and you didn't tell me?
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I didn't wanna worry you.
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And what do you call what
you're doing right now?
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Listen, relax, baby. It's all good.
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I'm all good.
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A-and if it's any conciliation,
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I didn't accept Werner's
offer because I told him
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I needed to discuss it with you first.
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Oh, oh. That's what we're discussing?
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Charles, you have lost
your motherfucking mind.
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Besides the fact that I am a doctor,
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I am your wife.
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I think that smog and that
job have gotten to your head.
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We're not talking about anything
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except your physical condition
anytime soon, asshole.
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Universal Studios.
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Home of "Jaws",
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"Breakfast Club", "Animal House".
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You couldn't get that movie made today.
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Hell, nah, that's why
we're here right now...
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to bring the flavor back.
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The world's gone too PC,
and it's killing comedy.
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And that's coming from a victim.
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Well, what do we know
about making movies?
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Just as much as the niggas making 'em.
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Ricky Jerret here to see Derek McLay.
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Thought maybe y'all were here
for the Ja Rule video shoot.
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I'm just fucking with you.
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And you thought comedy was dead, too.
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I did. That I did.
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That was good.
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It's nice to see some
brothers on the lot.
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- My man.
- All right.
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We like what you're doing on Sirius,
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but you have a face
that should be seen, man.
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Thank you.
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I prefer to be heard.
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The hot-take thing comes at a price,
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especially to his friends.
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Saying what's on your mind is dope.
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And with our help,
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we think what you got
going could be really good.
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Oh, so it's not good already?
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Let me rephrase that.
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It's good for a first timer.
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But with our support, we
can make something great.
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You believe this guy? "First timer".
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I couldn't agree more.
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- Let's make it great.
- Tell me something, Derek.
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What's not so great about our shit?
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Well, it's not that it's not so great.
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We'd just love to hone
your point of view.
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- You don't like my point of view now?
- He didn't say that.
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Just wanna focus you a little,
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add some... Topspin to it.
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- I don't fuck with tennis.
- This is what execs do.
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D-do your thing.
259
00:12:12,224 --> 00:12:14,026
We wanna make your show a platform
260
00:12:14,027 --> 00:12:16,566
for bigger opportunities
going forward... much bigger.
261
00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:18,363
You trying to turn me into Steve Harvey?
262
00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:19,656
Try Michael Strahan.
263
00:12:19,657 --> 00:12:21,700
Hell, yeah. You'd be
great with that Kelly.
264
00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:22,826
- That's right.
- I love her, man.
265
00:12:22,827 --> 00:12:24,911
- Is she as firm as she looks?
- I would imagine.
266
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,455
I don't know. I've never felt her.
267
00:12:26,456 --> 00:12:28,449
Derek, tell me something concrete, man.
268
00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:29,975
I don't have it yet.
269
00:12:29,976 --> 00:12:31,143
This is just the beginning.
270
00:12:31,144 --> 00:12:32,537
For someone with a lot of opinions,
271
00:12:32,538 --> 00:12:34,087
you ain't got no answers, man.
272
00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:35,981
Ricky! Come on, man.
He didn't mean it like that.
273
00:12:35,982 --> 00:12:37,049
Yes, I did.
274
00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:39,469
Got me driving through the Valley
in the middle of rush hour.
275
00:12:39,470 --> 00:12:41,595
You know how long it's gonna
take to fucking get home?
276
00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:43,638
I'm sorry... look, just
get the Obamas involved.
277
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,390
Guarantee he'll be back. Do your thing.
278
00:12:50,563 --> 00:12:53,357
Yeah, this is only
gonna hurt a little bit.
279
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,192
Now I know this shit's gonna kill.
280
00:12:55,193 --> 00:12:57,527
Uh, what type of
doctor are you, exactly?
281
00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:59,738
Yo, who said he was a doctor?
282
00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:01,281
- You did, asshole.
- Nah.
283
00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:03,241
That's just what we
call him: Doc Golden.
284
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:05,368
He works with horses,
mostly. It's just a nickname.
285
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:08,189
He's a healer... like
Jesus, but with needles.
286
00:13:08,190 --> 00:13:10,773
He's like our go-to guy for
anything pain management.
287
00:13:10,774 --> 00:13:12,876
Couldn't have made it through
high school without him.
288
00:13:12,877 --> 00:13:15,087
Yo, is there another way
that we could do this?
289
00:13:15,088 --> 00:13:18,131
Would you prefer I grab your
nuts and tell you to cough?
290
00:13:18,132 --> 00:13:19,549
- No.
- A'ight.
291
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,593
Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
292
00:13:22,762 --> 00:13:25,055
How long before it kicks in, Doc?
293
00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:28,433
Now.
294
00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:32,729
Okay.
295
00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:35,440
Who wants a lollipop?
296
00:13:35,441 --> 00:13:39,736
You just come here today to
pay your bullshit forward?
297
00:13:39,737 --> 00:13:42,072
- Isn't that more your thing?
- This is gonna be fun.
298
00:13:42,073 --> 00:13:44,074
Oh, I come in peace, Jay.
299
00:13:44,075 --> 00:13:46,535
- Just tell us what you got.
- Sure.
300
00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:48,245
I'm prepared to meet the Russell deal.
301
00:13:48,246 --> 00:13:49,746
Leading with an olive branch.
302
00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:50,789
See? That's nice.
303
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,987
I will admit that I
was overly aggressive
304
00:13:52,988 --> 00:13:54,501
with our counteroffer,
305
00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:57,629
so I'm willing to lose
the salary-cap escalator.
306
00:13:57,630 --> 00:13:59,923
A cricket is still closer
to licking its balls
307
00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:01,466
than you are to getting a deal done.
308
00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:02,634
Oh, I see. So you're telling me
309
00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:04,410
the Russell deal doesn't get this done?
310
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:05,429
Not for you.
311
00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:07,430
- Does he have to be here?
- Do you?
312
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,057
- I do.
- This is my house.
313
00:14:09,058 --> 00:14:10,684
Why don't you send
your underlings again?
314
00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:13,866
Can we just keep this
nice, polite, professional?
315
00:14:13,867 --> 00:14:16,523
Hey, can we get some more
coffee and a bag of Depends?
316
00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:18,244
- Mm.
- It's gonna be a long one.
317
00:14:18,245 --> 00:14:20,026
Coffee, or maybe cocaine?
318
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,036
You wanna go back to...
yeah, get him some cocaine.
319
00:14:22,037 --> 00:14:23,103
Your boss loves that.
320
00:14:23,104 --> 00:14:26,324
I will knock 25 million
off the ask right now.
321
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:27,450
Not one division leader
322
00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:29,202
had one of the
highest-paid quarterbacks.
323
00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:31,171
You can't leave your guy out
there on that island alone.
324
00:14:31,172 --> 00:14:32,205
Yeah.
325
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,332
Yeah, I wonder what
that must look like, huh?
326
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:37,460
When one guy only looks out
for himself and gets everything?
327
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,973
- You know what? Fuck this.
- Oh, what?
328
00:14:39,974 --> 00:14:41,387
- You're gonna... you're running away again?
- This is bullshit.
329
00:14:41,388 --> 00:14:42,465
Oh, what a shocker.
330
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:43,902
- Spence...
- When the going gets tough,
331
00:14:43,903 --> 00:14:46,094
- the tough get the fuck outta here.
- Oh, is that right? Okay.
332
00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:47,179
Don't walk. Don't walk.
333
00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:48,805
You're in this business because of me.
334
00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:51,933
Oh... and you're only in this
business at all because of me!
335
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,685
No one would hire you back then. No one.
336
00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:55,187
What the fuck is your problem?
337
00:14:55,188 --> 00:14:56,479
You wanna know what my problem is?
338
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,207
Let's figure it out. Uh, okay.
339
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:01,751
You were my partner, and you bailed.
340
00:15:01,752 --> 00:15:03,278
I was doing it for you.
341
00:15:03,279 --> 00:15:06,031
Like you'd do anything for
someone other than yourself.
342
00:15:06,032 --> 00:15:07,699
Says the guy with no wife, no kids,
343
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,075
and no fucking friends.
344
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,244
Yeah, I had a wife. She died.
345
00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:12,829
Sure, I wasn't all broken up about it,
346
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,497
but it counts for something.
347
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:15,707
And you know what?
348
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:19,211
Spencer, for the record...
349
00:15:19,212 --> 00:15:20,772
you were my friend.
350
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:35,102
You're right.
351
00:15:38,231 --> 00:15:40,440
You happy now?
352
00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:41,816
Yeah, a little bit.
353
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:43,944
"A little bit"? Well, smile.
354
00:15:43,945 --> 00:15:46,364
I said I was happy.
Don't push it, Spence.
355
00:15:49,075 --> 00:15:51,244
I see. You want me to go all in.
356
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:58,458
Joe... I'm sorry.
357
00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:00,627
I should've stuck it out with you,
358
00:16:00,628 --> 00:16:02,588
and I didn't.
359
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,549
And I apologize.
360
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,426
Thank you.
361
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:10,638
I really appreciate you saying that.
362
00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:20,146
Ah, well, you know, I wanna tell you.
363
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,731
- The place looks great.
- Doesn't it look great?
364
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:22,941
- It does.
- Right? Yeah.
365
00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:24,442
And your wardrobe looks great.
366
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:26,444
- Ah, forget... this old thing?
- You didn't even need...
367
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:27,654
you're kicking ass. You're killing it.
368
00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:28,655
Oh, man.
369
00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:30,059
You should see our plans for expansion.
370
00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:31,376
I'll show 'em to you.
They're fucking epic.
371
00:16:31,377 --> 00:16:33,379
- Yeah?
- Did you kiss and make up?
372
00:16:35,288 --> 00:16:37,290
How does 150 sound?
373
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,131
And...
374
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:51,970
That.
375
00:16:51,971 --> 00:16:53,138
That could work.
376
00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:54,306
Mm.
377
00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,316
Mr. Thompson?
378
00:17:04,317 --> 00:17:06,776
Hey. Charles.
379
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:08,153
Come on in.
380
00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:10,989
Why don't you, uh, grab yourself a seat?
381
00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,240
Hmm?
382
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:15,118
I was gonna make myself a cocktail.
383
00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:16,161
Join me.
384
00:17:16,162 --> 00:17:18,955
No, uh, thank you, sir, but I'm good.
385
00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:20,832
Ah, nonsense.
386
00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:23,335
Best thing for a heart attack.
387
00:17:23,336 --> 00:17:24,836
Single malt.
388
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:27,339
Scotch is good for the heart?
389
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:29,174
I don't know about all that,
390
00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:30,634
but at least it'll have
you worrying less.
391
00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:32,218
Huh?
392
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:37,307
About my worrying...
393
00:17:37,308 --> 00:17:39,893
your offer was very generous,
394
00:17:39,894 --> 00:17:41,684
but I have reservations.
395
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,521
Oh, it's just fear.
396
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:46,074
Yeah, four years is a
substantial commitment.
397
00:17:46,075 --> 00:17:48,193
Oh, no, no, I have no
problems with commitment.
398
00:17:48,194 --> 00:17:50,195
Good!
399
00:17:50,196 --> 00:17:51,404
Then let's go further.
400
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:53,365
Part of me wants to do just that.
401
00:17:53,366 --> 00:17:55,032
Part of me wants to stay and ride it
402
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,409
till the wheels fall off.
403
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,661
Ah, we'll get new wheels.
404
00:17:57,662 --> 00:17:59,579
We'll get better wheels. Bigger wheels.
405
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,737
But the other part of
me doesn't wanna die.
406
00:18:01,738 --> 00:18:03,917
You're not gonna die, Charles.
407
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:06,379
I might if I keep working at this pace.
408
00:18:08,923 --> 00:18:10,715
You know I respect you, right, Charles?
409
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:13,677
Regardless of how I've shown it.
410
00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:18,223
Quite frankly, your bluntness
has been, uh, quite refreshing.
411
00:18:18,224 --> 00:18:19,849
Yeah.
412
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,935
But I agree with you.
413
00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:24,062
I've been hard on you...
414
00:18:24,063 --> 00:18:25,230
maybe too hard on you.
415
00:18:25,231 --> 00:18:26,898
In part, it's because
416
00:18:26,899 --> 00:18:29,901
I was just preparing you
for the rigors of the job,
417
00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:31,903
and in part, it's because
418
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,780
I stopped taking my Lexapro.
419
00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:35,615
That may have been a mistake.
420
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:38,910
Maybe so, but either way,
421
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:42,570
you are groomed, and you
are ready to take the helm.
422
00:18:42,571 --> 00:18:44,958
I'm gonna give you free
rein to do whatever you want,
423
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,543
whenever you want.
424
00:18:46,544 --> 00:18:48,378
This isn't just more money.
425
00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:50,941
This is a promotion.
426
00:18:50,942 --> 00:18:53,091
I've decided to sweeten up my offer,
427
00:18:53,092 --> 00:18:56,594
and I am gonna make you president.
428
00:18:58,139 --> 00:19:00,432
So congratulations, Mr. President.
429
00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:02,809
Take the weekend to think about it.
430
00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:05,770
We'll talk to you on Monday, pal.
431
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:12,944
- Baby.
- ... that's a dude, bro.
432
00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:15,822
How'd the meeting go?
433
00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:17,282
Did you charm him?
434
00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:19,617
Oh, he was a real charm offensive...
435
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:22,287
key word, offensive.
436
00:19:22,288 --> 00:19:23,663
What'd you do, Ricky?
437
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:24,914
Nothing.
438
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:28,334
Nah, there's a distinct
sound of guilt in your voice.
439
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,003
It wasn't my finest moment.
440
00:19:30,004 --> 00:19:31,504
He almost made whitey cry.
441
00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:32,964
I don't get it.
442
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,299
What's the point in
going to take a meeting
443
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,001
if you're not gonna put
your best self out there?
444
00:19:36,002 --> 00:19:37,635
Shit, I don't know.
I was being immature,
445
00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:40,305
but the guy kept throwing this
bullshit Hollywood lingo at us,
446
00:19:40,306 --> 00:19:41,931
taking shots at our show and shit.
447
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:43,349
Yeah, the boy don't
take criticism very well.
448
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,810
- Oh, so you was frustrated?
- Hell, yeah.
449
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:48,021
My first instinct was
to frustrate him back.
450
00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:50,648
I feel bad now, especially
'cause the guy was right.
451
00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,817
We are all over the place,
and we just started.
452
00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:54,687
Shit, it's probably too late now anyway.
453
00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:56,654
It's never too late to
tell somebody they're right.
454
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:57,865
People love that shit.
455
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:00,200
Maybe I should get him a watch.
456
00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:02,327
You can't buy forgiveness, baby,
457
00:20:02,328 --> 00:20:04,829
unless you're paying with Chanel.
458
00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:33,358
I don't see us up there, man.
459
00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:34,859
You sure you paid the entry fees?
460
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,486
Yeah. I wrote the check myself, mate.
461
00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:37,737
And it had a lot of zeros.
462
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:39,364
- Uh-huh.
- Yo, so where are we?
463
00:20:39,365 --> 00:20:41,963
Look, they're playing us 'cause
we black; that's what it is.
464
00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:45,036
You can't say that every time
you have an anxiety attack, Reg.
465
00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:47,622
Wait, wait. Seeded 32 of 32?
466
00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,499
Yo, no respect, man.
467
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,583
'Cause we're a new squad.
468
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:52,335
But don't they know who we are?
469
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:53,419
This ain't right, man.
470
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,756
Yo, Reg, look who just rolled up.
471
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:57,966
Who is this crew
472
00:20:57,967 --> 00:21:00,527
of "Jesus Christ: The Musical" nerds?
473
00:21:00,528 --> 00:21:02,661
Man, them the guys that
played me during my tryout.
474
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,514
- They didn't want me.
- Yeah, well, we want you, mate.
475
00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:05,890
I'm glad you're here.
476
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:07,725
Hey, what is up, fellas?
477
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:10,061
It's nice to see that they
let you all out and about.
478
00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:12,222
- What up, clowns?
- You still bitter?
479
00:21:12,223 --> 00:21:13,956
You know, you shouldn't play angry, man.
480
00:21:13,957 --> 00:21:16,359
Look at this dude, trying
to tell V how to play a game.
481
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,027
Looking forward to the second round.
482
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:20,530
Yeah, well, worry about
getting past the first.
483
00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:21,531
Hah!
484
00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:24,075
Fuck you, you gangster Mouseketeers.
485
00:21:35,296 --> 00:21:37,213
Takes a lot of confidence
to show up late
486
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:38,631
to your own press conference.
487
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:41,301
The guy's a drama queen. What can I say?
488
00:21:41,302 --> 00:21:42,887
Hey.
489
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:45,430
All right, everybody.
490
00:21:45,431 --> 00:21:48,266
Thank you for coming
here this afternoon.
491
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,312
I'm going to, uh, make this brief,
492
00:21:52,313 --> 00:21:54,439
but first, there are a few
things that I wanna address
493
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:58,902
before we get down to
the business at hand.
494
00:21:58,903 --> 00:22:00,445
First, let me set the record straight
495
00:22:00,446 --> 00:22:03,114
about my stance on the 18 games.
496
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:05,116
My vote was based upon an agreement
497
00:22:05,117 --> 00:22:06,784
that I had with the other owners,
498
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:09,579
and that agreement was broken.
499
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:11,456
The old guard is in charge,
500
00:22:11,457 --> 00:22:13,291
and they're taking us
down a path that will end
501
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,460
with the demise of our great game.
502
00:22:15,461 --> 00:22:19,672
The future of football is
with the players and the fans.
503
00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:21,925
I've had the unique honor to participate
504
00:22:21,926 --> 00:22:23,843
in our great game in many, many ways...
505
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:26,304
first as a young boy when I was
506
00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:29,849
learning how to hit and get hit,
507
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:32,810
then what it means to be part of a team,
508
00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:35,647
and then, finally,
making it to the league.
509
00:22:35,648 --> 00:22:39,025
And all along, I've always been a fan.
510
00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:41,819
Now I'm lucky enough to be an owner.
511
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:45,281
Now, from this view,
512
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:48,493
I can see that in order to move forward,
513
00:22:48,494 --> 00:22:51,412
we're gonna have to clean up our past.
514
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,998
We need to take care of our guys,
515
00:22:53,999 --> 00:22:56,668
starting with lifetime medical coverage
516
00:22:56,669 --> 00:22:59,395
for everyone who's played
three years or more.
517
00:22:59,396 --> 00:23:01,381
I'm working every day
to make that dream...
518
00:23:01,382 --> 00:23:03,675
that necessity... a reality.
519
00:23:03,676 --> 00:23:05,635
And one day, I sincerely
hope that I'll be able
520
00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:08,388
to stand up here with you guys
and say, "We have succeeded."
521
00:23:08,389 --> 00:23:10,264
But today, we take the first step
522
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:13,184
towards doing right by our players.
523
00:23:13,185 --> 00:23:15,311
And I am very proud to announce
524
00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:16,980
the signing of a historic deal
525
00:23:16,981 --> 00:23:20,191
for one of the league's
most talented athletes.
526
00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:23,354
But first, I wanna say
thank you to Jason Antolotti
527
00:23:23,355 --> 00:23:26,197
and my old compadre Joe Krutel
528
00:23:26,198 --> 00:23:28,261
for getting the deal done.
529
00:23:28,262 --> 00:23:32,745
I am honored to announce that
we've signed Patrick Mahomes
530
00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:36,874
to the largest fully-guaranteed
deal in NFL history.
531
00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,048
Now, if you have any questions...
532
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:46,050
and I'm sure you do...
533
00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:48,052
ask him yourself.
534
00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:49,554
If you're lucky, sometimes conflict
535
00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:51,631
comes with the sweetest of rewards...
536
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:54,934
Resolution.
537
00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:58,271
But the next challenge,
the next fight...
538
00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:01,524
It's always just around the corner.
539
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:06,112
We spend our lives trying
to live without pain,
540
00:24:06,113 --> 00:24:08,239
but that's what feeds us.
541
00:24:10,576 --> 00:24:12,577
Sometimes, it just breeds more conflict.
542
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,582
But other times,
543
00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:19,876
it breeds success.
544
00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:33,890
Oh, my God. Look who's here.
545
00:24:33,891 --> 00:24:35,266
Daddy!
546
00:24:42,024 --> 00:24:45,568
What are you... what are you doing here?
547
00:24:45,569 --> 00:24:47,612
- I'm home.
- Oh, my God!
548
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:51,324
Hey!
549
00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:55,244
Where you going?
550
00:25:16,504 --> 00:25:24,004
- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
551
00:26:13,574 --> 00:26:15,283
The owners want you gone.
552
00:26:15,284 --> 00:26:17,785
It was a magical run
while it lasted, mate.
553
00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:19,246
Spencer, it's over.
554
00:26:20,164 --> 00:26:21,497
Actually, it's just beginning.
555
00:26:23,584 --> 00:26:25,318
Sometimes, it's about the journey.
556
00:26:25,319 --> 00:26:27,920
You can't go in there... call security.
557
00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:29,839
Better tell 'em to bring everyone.
558
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,592
Sometimes, it's about the result.
559
00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:34,386
Today, we pour the
foundation of our future.
560
00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:36,930
Each game is different.
561
00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:40,224
Adjust your game accordingly.
562
00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:42,603
Everyone wants to be
liked, right? But you...
563
00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:44,521
Love to be hated.
564
00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:47,690
Can you really walk away
from unfinished business?
565
00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:49,066
The players need you.
566
00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:50,985
- You were right.
- About what?
567
00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:52,069
Everything.
568
00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:55,407
♪ Watch me, watch me Watch me do this ♪
569
00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:57,451
What do you think about us?
570
00:26:58,285 --> 00:27:00,078
You had to do it again.
You poked the bear.
571
00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:02,079
I'm a player and a veteran,
572
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,373
and I know exactly
where the fuck I stand.
573
00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:06,919
Question is, what side
of the line are you on?