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- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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What's up? Nice to see you.

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How you doing, Joe?

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- How are you?
- Looking good. Looking good. Hi.

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- My man.
- What's going on?

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- It's good to see you, Suh.
- You as well, man. Always a pleasure.

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Brother, you are looking sharp.

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My tailor took good care of you, I see.

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There's no question he
definitely took care of me.

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You got to meet my
right-hand man, Victoria.

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- Victoria, it's a pleasure.
- All mine.

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Victoria, I'm Joe, Spencer's
right-hand woman.

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- That's a sweet fizzboat, Suh.
- Man, I appreciate it.

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You know we had to come
in a little bit of style.

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Yeah, you did. You did it.

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- All right, well, show's yours, brother.
- Let's go.

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Enjoy.

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Man of the hour.

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- Big day, man.
- Congrats.

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Thank you. This place looks great.

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When you address the crowd today,
make sure that you thank the mayor

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because he pulled a lot of strings
putting this entire deal together.

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Um, I don't have to do
any speeches, do I?

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- He doesn't do speeches.
- No, it's nothing.

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You just get up there, you thank
everybody, all that shit.

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I said he doesn't do speeches.

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Yeah, I'm not really a big
fan of public speaking.

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All right. Looks like you're up.

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No, I'm not up.

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Not my restaurant. It's
your restaurant, big man.

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- Come on, you can do it.
- All right, all right.

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I'll do it, then. You
know I love to riff.

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Thank you, everybody, for attending
the family and friends opening

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of the best new restaurant
in Miami, Suh Casa.

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Yeah. We are incredibly honored

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to have such distinguished guests
with us here this afternoon.

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We have some very old
friends and we... and...

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You know who that is?

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We also have some new partners.

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Anyway, the point is, many of you

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have had tremendous
impact on the success

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of this fine establishment.

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But true to form, only
one man in particular

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has had the most impact.

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He is a friend, a foodie, a businessman.

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He is the league's most
fearsome teddy bear,

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ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Ndamukong Suh.

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Suh! Suh!

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This is his house. Let the man hear you.

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- Thank the mayor.
- The mayor.

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And Mayor Regalado. Thank
you, Mayor, for everything.

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- Four more years!
- Four more years.

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I can't believe Andre had
the nerve to show up.

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Probably on his way to
dinner with the governor.

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Yeah, I hope he fucking chokes.

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Healthy attitude, Spencer.

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All right, brother, see you.

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Come on, give me a little smile.

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A sexy new client, you got rich
and important people here.

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- You've arrived.
- I'm doing okay.

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I don't think I'll ever have a
40-story building like you.

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- You know I like to cast a long shadow.
- Yeah.

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If I wasn't so enamored with representing
star athletes like yourself,

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I might run for president.

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I might move to fucking France.

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Well, you better stop shaving down there

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because they like it hairy.

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Sorry about bringing the Sizz along.

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I know you got a little bad blood,

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but he's my favorite party companion.

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Ladies love him.

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Whatever you got to do
to get an edge, Andre.

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That's it.

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Got to roll. Got the governor waiting.

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He gets all whiny on me when I'm late.

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It was a pleasure seeing you.

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You gonna keep me hanging?

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So, Suh Casa.

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It ought to be a big hit, huh?

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What's up, big dog? How you doing, man?

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- What's up, Glaze?
- Jay.

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- Hey, buddy.
- Spencer's taking the town by storm.

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Hey, I have an idea. Why don't
you put him on your show?

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You know what, man? We've been
friends for, what, 10 years?

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- Yeah.
- That's the only thing he won't do.

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Yeah, yeah, we'll do it. We'd love to.

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We're not gonna do it. No,
I'm terrible at press.

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You guys know that. No, I make Marshawn
Lynch sound like John F. Kennedy.

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Don't be ridiculous. You got
to put yourself out there.

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- Man up, man. Be brave.
- What's the worst that's gonna happen?

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I'm not gonna dredge up your checkered
past. Hell, I'm part of it.

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I just want our business
acumen to do all the talking.

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Don't worry about it.
If Jay starts asking

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about derivatives, I'll bail you out.

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You afraid I'm gonna get
caught with my pants down?

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Actually, that's a very good
way to attract female clients.

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And female viewers for Jay, right?

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Ladies 68-93, they love you.
You're huge.

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Dude, I promise I will be gentle.

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Okay, I'll do it. If I get caught
with my pants down, though,

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I'm charging you extra. It's
coming out of your account.

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Yeah, work it out.

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You discounted me last time.
That is wrong.

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This is gonna be great. See you there.

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Buh-bye.

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Holy shit, man!

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I love his show. I've
never been on TV before.

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This is gonna be amazing.
What do I wear?

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You only want 30 people at
your 30th birthday party?

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That's my hook. 30 for 30.

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31. I'm bringing a date.

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You ain't got no date, Dennis.

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Your woman put you on the street.

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Bet your ass I'm bringing one tomorrow.

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I don't know why the fuck you
even want to go, Dennis.

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There's no DJ, no dance floor,

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no love pond, no shot luge,

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no hos. No hos, Dennis.

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T, come on, man. Respect the ladies.

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Sorry, man. Look, I'm glad
you've cleaned up your image,

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stayed out of trouble,
had an All-Pro season.

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But shit's gotten dull since
you decided to grow up.

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You should try it.

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- 36 degrees.
- Yeah.

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What are you, Walt
Disney all of a sudden?

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Cryotank helps with the
bounce back, Dennis.

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All I had in my day was
Miller Lite and butes.

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You know they give that
shit to horses now, right?

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- Always was a thoroughbred.
- I've recovered the clean way.

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Became a law-abiding citizen and
earned every dollar I got coming.

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Dolphins should be backing up
that money truck any day now.

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- Beep-beep.
- Right.

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I hope they carrying 30
million over three years

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or you getting seriously punked.

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Look at this.

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- What's up, fellas?
- Hey, man. Look at this.

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- Looking good, man.
- Here he comes.

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Hey, 2015 Salesman of the
Month, Charles Greene.

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- Good to see you.
- Not a bad left tackle either.

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- Hey, Kiki's with you.
- Kiki. What a pretty baby.

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- How you doing, sweetie?
- Hope y'all don't mind.

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The wife had a shift at the hospital.

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No, no, no, it's no trouble at all.

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I really don't even know
why you need me out here.

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You got all the Dolphins legends out.

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You kidding me? You're the new fan
favorite. Look at them over there.

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Man, I nearly shit when you
recovered that fumble for a score.

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- You saw that?
- Absolutely.

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The Black Swan was soaring high again.

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See? See?

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Hi, everybody. Welcome to my
new show live here in Miami,

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"Glazed and Confused." I'm
your host Jay Glazer.

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Spence, tried to get you out here
a bunch as a football player,

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but now different role
as a financial advisor.

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Your star is on the rise again.

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We're trying to make good
things happen for our clients.

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Tell everybody what you've been up to.

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- Well, what...
- We manage football players

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for Anderson Sports Management.

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We handle finances.

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- We put together deals.
- Like Suh Casa.

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- Great name, by the way.
- Thank you.

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Ceviche, not so much.

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The primary goal of the company

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is just to make sure that the players
have the attention that they need

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and make sure that they have the
financial security come retirement.

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And, more importantly than
that, once the pads come off,

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the quality of life should
only be on the rise.

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With that, we will switch gears
and go to a little football here.

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Another strip-o-gram. He
loves them, by the way.

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I hope it's a Ray Lewis strip-o-gram.
That would be insane.

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You're close. It's his former teammate.

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Somebody who asked to come on the show
the other night at your little shindig.

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One of the best linebackers in
the National Football League,

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T-Sizzle, Terrell Suggs.

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Whoo!

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Look at him on his little
scooter over there.

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- What's up, big dog? How you doing, man?
- What's up, Jay?

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Thank you for joining us.

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Calm down, Joe. Ain't gonna
be no stripping here today.

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That's lucky for us.

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One thing you forgot to mention

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in the difference between
me and old Strasmore here.

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What's that?

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When I get back, I'm still gonna be one
of the best linebackers in the league.

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Why do you guys have so much animosity

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for two guys who played on
the same side of the ball?

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You're the one who wanted
to come on the show.

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Yeah, I did.

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We talk trash to each other,
but it's all part of the game.

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Bullshit. Truth be told, I
wouldn't even have a problem

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with you if you didn't post that
shit on Twitter back in the day.

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No, no, that was a complete accident.
Twitter was new at that time.

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I was just getting the hang of it.

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Plus I got these big-ass thumbs.

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You posted some asinine shit
about me being more concerned

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with my stats than I was winning.

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That was totally meant
to be a private message

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- just between me and you.
- Oh.

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-  Just between me and you.
- Oh, okay.

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But truth is, you do hype your
stats a lot all the time.

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You can check the standings, old man.

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Yeah, we both got rings,

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but I'm the only one left
still chasing number two.

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That's very clever and
under 140 characters.

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Comedian, everybody. Showtime
at the Apollo over here.

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No, look, at the end of the day,

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there's gonna be a time where
you're gonna be retired

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and you can't play anymore.
What are you gonna do?

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You gonna go back to school? You
already got a PhD in talking shit.

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Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

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Our boy just put the verbal
smackdown on Sizzle.

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Hey, that's the Spencer we love.

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- Come on, man.
- Come on, baby.

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- Hey, Spencer.
- What are you doing to us, Larry?

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A lot of mouths to feed this off-season.

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Where's ownership on this?

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We're eye to eye. Not
a lot of wiggle room.

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Let's hear your first offer.
Wait, hold up.

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Let me get my bottle of champagne ready.

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- All right, go ahead.
- 12 million over two years.

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Six of it's guaranteed and we'll add
performance and team-based incentives.

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Are you fucking kidding me? 12 over two?

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- Plus incentives.
-  Incentives are gravy.

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The guy deserves at least
10 a year for 3, all right?

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Why don't you drive on
over to Ricky's house

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and start packing his
bags for him right now?

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- I knew you wouldn't be happy.
-  I am miserable.

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- What are you guys doing over there?
- Jason.

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Don't you fucking Jason me, all right?

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I'm not hearing those cap
excuses and I'm sure as fuck

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not bringing this bullshit
offer to my client.

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Find the money or I'm
putting Ricky on tour.

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And something happened
to piss you off, too,

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because you got up and fought
the entire Ravens bench.

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00:11:23,231 --> 00:11:25,732
Their fullback tried to cut block me.
Tried to end my career.

237
00:11:25,834 --> 00:11:28,234
- Who do you think told him to do it?
- Shit, it wasn't me.

238
00:11:28,336 --> 00:11:30,069
"That one's for Sizz, bitch."

239
00:11:30,171 --> 00:11:32,272
Yeah, were his exact words.

240
00:11:32,374 --> 00:11:34,107
Eeeh.

241
00:11:34,209 --> 00:11:36,442
And as always, his mouth wrote a
check that his ass couldn't cash.

242
00:11:36,544 --> 00:11:38,711
- Bullshit.
-  If I were your financial manager,

243
00:11:38,813 --> 00:11:41,214
I would tell you to shut it
for once and just play ball.

244
00:11:41,316 --> 00:11:43,683
You know what, Strasmore? You
forget about getting in the Hall.

245
00:11:43,785 --> 00:11:46,052
You were a dirty player
and you was weak as fuck.

246
00:11:46,154 --> 00:11:48,254
- Wow, I'm a fucking dirty player?
- Yeah.

247
00:11:48,356 --> 00:11:50,189
That's a lot coming from the
dirtiest player in the game.

248
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,158
Maybe if you're lucky, they'll
put your washed-up ass

249
00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:53,926
in the asshole
accountants' hall of fame.

250
00:11:54,029 --> 00:11:55,695
But let's just be honest,
you're just as overrated

251
00:11:55,797 --> 00:11:57,730
at your new job as you
was at your last one.

252
00:11:57,832 --> 00:11:59,866
- Wow, overrated? I'm an asshole?
- Over-fucking-rated.

253
00:11:59,968 --> 00:12:01,701
You need to turn your
fucking hearing aid up

254
00:12:01,803 --> 00:12:03,636
or come closer so I can
speak it to you clearly.

255
00:12:03,738 --> 00:12:06,205
- I'll be happy to come closer.
- No, no, no, Spence, Spence.

256
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,774
You know it's not the time or the place.

257
00:12:07,876 --> 00:12:09,008
It is the time and the place.

258
00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:11,044
Spence, Spence, Spence, Spence!

259
00:12:11,146 --> 00:12:12,945
- Spence, Spence, Spence!
- Oh!

260
00:12:13,048 --> 00:12:15,682
What the fuck, Spence? I
don't need ratings this bad.

261
00:12:15,784 --> 00:12:18,918
- Roll it!
- You want some of this?

262
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:21,554
Somebody get him off him.
Get him off him now.

263
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,891
Spencer done lost his shit.

264
00:12:24,993 --> 00:12:27,060
Come on, Sizz, get the (BLEEP) off him.

265
00:12:27,162 --> 00:12:29,028
Ain't he a little too old
for this kind of thing?

266
00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:30,763
Are you out of your (BLEEP) mind?

267
00:12:30,865 --> 00:12:32,265
You know what Harbaugh's
gonna say to you?

268
00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:34,067
Hoo-hoo-hoo!

269
00:12:34,169 --> 00:12:36,536
That was way better than
talking about derivatives.

270
00:12:36,638 --> 00:12:38,471
Fucking Sizzle.

271
00:12:38,573 --> 00:12:42,809
Oh, God damn it, I'm
jacked up right now.

272
00:12:42,911 --> 00:12:44,877
Is this what the
adrenaline thing is like?

273
00:12:44,979 --> 00:12:47,146
Man, I feel like getting
hammered right now.

274
00:12:47,248 --> 00:12:49,282
Motherfuck me!

275
00:12:49,384 --> 00:12:50,983
You all right?

276
00:12:51,086 --> 00:12:54,087
Yeah, yeah, fucking fantastic, Joe.

277
00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:57,557
Really. It was a great idea and
I'm glad I agreed to do it.

278
00:12:57,659 --> 00:13:00,159
I'll call you tomorrow. Fuck!

279
00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:07,367
All right, Dolphin fan all your life?

280
00:13:07,469 --> 00:13:08,968
- Hell, yeah.
- All right, good man.

281
00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:10,803
There's a logo on there. I like that.
There you go.

282
00:13:10,905 --> 00:13:13,506
Jackie and Tamika. Great meeting you.

283
00:13:13,608 --> 00:13:16,843
- Thanks.
- Hey, stay away from football players.

284
00:13:16,945 --> 00:13:20,146
Okay.

285
00:13:20,248 --> 00:13:21,814
Hey, baby.

286
00:13:21,916 --> 00:13:24,283
Hey. One second.

287
00:13:27,889 --> 00:13:29,856
Hell of a day, fellas.

288
00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:31,991
- Yeah.
- All right, now.

289
00:13:32,093 --> 00:13:34,293
Coach, I guess I'll be
seeing you at mini-camp.

290
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,729
- Uh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

291
00:13:36,831 --> 00:13:39,866
Speaking of which, you got any idea
when Siefert and Berg are making calls?

292
00:13:39,968 --> 00:13:43,302
- Shouldn't be long.
- It's gonna be a great year.

293
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:47,473
I can feel it. Be so nice to go
out on another championship.

294
00:13:47,575 --> 00:13:49,809
Elway style, you know? Give me some.

295
00:13:49,911 --> 00:13:51,978
- Huh.
- Should be a great season.

296
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,946
- All right.
- Take care, Dwight.

297
00:13:54,048 --> 00:13:57,350
Um, probably gonna be
some changes this summer.

298
00:13:57,452 --> 00:13:58,851
What do you mean?

299
00:13:58,953 --> 00:14:00,586
Well, they'll talk to you about it.

300
00:14:00,688 --> 00:14:03,423
I just didn't want you
walking into a buzz saw.

301
00:14:03,525 --> 00:14:05,024
You're a good man.

302
00:14:06,194 --> 00:14:08,060
Bye, Kiki. See you later.

303
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:26,012
- Morning, Sofia.
- Good morning.

304
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,850
Hey, Spencer.

305
00:14:30,952 --> 00:14:32,485
Old man's here to see you.

306
00:14:32,587 --> 00:14:34,287
Okay.

307
00:14:34,389 --> 00:14:35,621
Maybe I'll come back.

308
00:14:35,723 --> 00:14:38,057
Spencer, get in here!

309
00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:45,131
Oh. There he is.

310
00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:47,934
Good morning, Mr. Anderson.

311
00:14:48,036 --> 00:14:49,902
Love what you've done with the place.

312
00:14:50,004 --> 00:14:51,871
Ah, thank you. Thank you.

313
00:14:51,973 --> 00:14:54,006
You know, that ball you're
holding is a collector's item.

314
00:14:54,108 --> 00:14:55,109
Really?

315
00:14:55,134 --> 00:14:58,134
Coach Gruden gave me that
2002 NFC Championship Game.

316
00:14:58,213 --> 00:14:59,879
- Did he?
- Yeah.

317
00:15:03,084 --> 00:15:06,419
Did Gruden also teach you to go
apeshit on Jay Glazer's show?

318
00:15:06,521 --> 00:15:08,688
- I was ambushed.
- Really?

319
00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:10,923
You were having a
conversation on television.

320
00:15:11,025 --> 00:15:12,925
People do that 24 hours,
seven days a week.

321
00:15:13,027 --> 00:15:15,261
They don't go physically
attacking each other

322
00:15:15,363 --> 00:15:17,330
unless it's Jerry Springer.

323
00:15:20,869 --> 00:15:23,002
I trusted you with this
division, Spencer,

324
00:15:23,104 --> 00:15:26,405
and all you've got to show for it
is one new client and a restaurant.

325
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:30,343
It's not enough. Can I tell you
something? It's not enough.

326
00:15:31,646 --> 00:15:33,880
This football code of ethics of yours,

327
00:15:33,982 --> 00:15:35,815
it's costing me business.

328
00:15:35,917 --> 00:15:38,451
I got multiple calls from new York.
Multiple.

329
00:15:38,553 --> 00:15:41,587
If it's one thing I fucking
hate, it's calls from New York.

330
00:15:41,689 --> 00:15:45,958
I moved to paradise to get away
from those assholes in New York.

331
00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:49,028
I understand. I'm sorry.

332
00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:51,464
- I know it was a bad look, Mr. Anderson.
- Yeah.

333
00:15:51,566 --> 00:15:53,699
And it's why I didn't want to go
on the air in the first place.

334
00:15:53,801 --> 00:15:57,236
And you were the one
who put me up to it.

335
00:15:57,338 --> 00:15:59,672
You blaming me for you
acting like a psychopath?

336
00:15:59,774 --> 00:16:01,674
No, no.

337
00:16:01,776 --> 00:16:04,644
Our registration is in jeopardy now.
Did you know that?

338
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,813
I did and I apologize for
embarrassing the company,

339
00:16:07,916 --> 00:16:09,582
embarrassing myself, embarrassing you.

340
00:16:09,684 --> 00:16:12,051
I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

341
00:16:13,922 --> 00:16:17,523
You can't act on every
little impulse you have.

342
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,992
You represent something more now, okay?

343
00:16:20,094 --> 00:16:23,563
Something more sophisticated.

344
00:16:23,665 --> 00:16:25,131
You're the boss here.

345
00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:26,766
Of all these people.

346
00:16:26,868 --> 00:16:29,368
They look up to you. They follow you.

347
00:16:29,470 --> 00:16:32,505
So stop acting like a
caveman and show some...

348
00:16:34,008 --> 00:16:35,708
show some leadership.

349
00:16:37,378 --> 00:16:38,844
Fuck!

350
00:16:45,286 --> 00:16:47,086
I get it. I get it.

351
00:16:47,188 --> 00:16:50,590
That is great to hear. You
have a wonderful day.

352
00:16:50,692 --> 00:16:52,258
All right.

353
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:55,461
Do me a favor. Stab me
in the face with this.

354
00:16:55,563 --> 00:16:57,430
- Please.
- What's up?

355
00:16:57,532 --> 00:17:00,266
Dolphins, they're close
to being done with Ricky.

356
00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:05,371
- You better call him.
- What, and ruin the guy's birthday?

357
00:17:05,473 --> 00:17:08,007
What is wrong with you, Spencer?

358
00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:11,277
The subtle nuance of client management
used to be your best weapon.

359
00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:14,647
Now you're trying to blow up Ricky's
day, settle old scores on TV.

360
00:17:14,749 --> 00:17:16,649
I don't know who you are.

361
00:17:16,751 --> 00:17:19,452
- Hey, Sizzle had it coming.
- You don't actually believe that.

362
00:17:19,554 --> 00:17:21,120
He's been talking shit for years.

363
00:17:21,222 --> 00:17:23,389
Exactly, he was talking trash.

364
00:17:23,491 --> 00:17:26,692
You went after him like a mad dog.

365
00:17:26,794 --> 00:17:29,095
Have you ever heard of transference?

366
00:17:29,197 --> 00:17:32,264
- Only in banking.
- It goes something like this.

367
00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:34,700
Every time I scream at my therapist,

368
00:17:34,802 --> 00:17:36,435
he tells me I'm angry at my mother.

369
00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:38,904
You are angry at your mother.
She's dating a 15-year-old.

370
00:17:39,007 --> 00:17:40,906
Right, which is why I scream at him.

371
00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:44,243
But he says I'm not
really screaming at him,

372
00:17:44,345 --> 00:17:46,112
I am actually screaming at her.

373
00:17:46,214 --> 00:17:48,981
Do you hear yourself right now?
It's psychobabble.

374
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,017
That fight wasn't about Sizzle.

375
00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:53,653
- Well, it wasn't about my mother.
- It was about Andre.

376
00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:55,287
See, he's the one that convinced you

377
00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:57,456
to gamble on that god-awful
real estate deal,

378
00:17:57,558 --> 00:18:00,126
forced you to play an extra year in the
league just to get out of the red.

379
00:18:00,228 --> 00:18:02,561
Look, I hate to pick at an old wound.

380
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:06,132
I'm just saying if there's somebody
that you need to be going after,

381
00:18:06,234 --> 00:18:07,967
it ain't Sizzle.

382
00:18:08,069 --> 00:18:09,835
How much you gonna charge
me for this right now?

383
00:18:09,937 --> 00:18:13,639
First session is free. Second
time we can negotiate.

384
00:18:18,946 --> 00:18:22,014
We want bottles of
Perrier-Jouët over here.

385
00:18:22,116 --> 00:18:24,283
And we want a caviar bar over there.

386
00:18:24,385 --> 00:18:28,788
Now, I told these ladies we don't
want any Mozart or Vivaldi jams.

387
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,489
We want straight up hip-hop.

388
00:18:30,591 --> 00:18:32,091
Ladies?

389
00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:40,766
Ah!

390
00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:44,770
They call me TTD because
it's time to dance.

391
00:18:44,872 --> 00:18:47,973
Unh! Unh! Let me clear my throat.

392
00:18:48,076 --> 00:18:50,609
Whoo, boy, you looking fresh.

393
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,478
Uncomfortable, but fresh.

394
00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:53,813
Shit, I'm glad you think so.

395
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,347
I got a Tom Ford waiting
for your ass upstairs.

396
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:57,083
Man, don't make me do that, please.

397
00:18:57,185 --> 00:18:59,452
I ain't having you look like a
hobo in front of the team owner.

398
00:18:59,554 --> 00:19:02,555
Get your black ass upstairs
and apply some soap.

399
00:19:02,657 --> 00:19:03,989
Crystal crown looking...

400
00:19:04,092 --> 00:19:05,725
Richard, get the fuck in here!

401
00:19:07,361 --> 00:19:09,528
Hurry the fuck up!

402
00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:12,164
I'm here with Miami Dolphins
wide receiver Alonzo Cooley

403
00:19:12,266 --> 00:19:14,333
who moments ago got a brand-new deal.

404
00:19:14,435 --> 00:19:16,102
Alonzo, how'd it feel to get that call?

405
00:19:16,204 --> 00:19:17,670
It was bananas.

406
00:19:17,772 --> 00:19:19,271
Listen, when the owner's on the line,

407
00:19:19,373 --> 00:19:20,940
a thousand different thoughts
run through your mind.

408
00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:23,275
Least of which is a
brand-new $12 million deal.

409
00:19:23,377 --> 00:19:26,479
To everybody at the organization,
I'm very happy with this blessing.

410
00:19:26,581 --> 00:19:29,115
I want to thank my moms. Moms, I
wouldn't be here without you.

411
00:19:29,217 --> 00:19:31,450
You're my MVP.

412
00:19:31,552 --> 00:19:33,152
There you have it, Alonzo Cooley,

413
00:19:33,254 --> 00:19:35,287
a great football player
and a grateful son.

414
00:19:35,389 --> 00:19:37,690
They gave Cooley your
money on your birthday?

415
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:39,325
That's fucked up, man.

416
00:19:39,427 --> 00:19:40,926
Don't take it personal, Richard.

417
00:19:41,028 --> 00:19:42,862
I thought I was finishing
my career in Miami.

418
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:45,765
Man, you're just a rental to them, man.

419
00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:47,867
They got no real love for you.

420
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:51,604
I mean, that's what your
family is for, right?

421
00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:54,974
So forget all this
grown-up party stuff, man.

422
00:19:55,076 --> 00:19:57,009
Your life gonna change for the better.

423
00:19:57,111 --> 00:20:00,212
So let's take this
party to the Funhouse.

424
00:20:00,314 --> 00:20:01,914
Yeah.

425
00:20:02,016 --> 00:20:03,783
No, y'all gonna get me in trouble.

426
00:20:03,885 --> 00:20:04,644
Yeah, baby.

427
00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:06,943
This mean I ain't got
to wear a suit, right?

428
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,340
One more.

429
00:20:31,913 --> 00:20:34,280
Hey, man, I'm waiting on the Kool-Aid
man to crash through the house.

430
00:20:34,382 --> 00:20:36,382
Oh, yeah.

431
00:20:36,484 --> 00:20:38,617
Y'all want some of this diabetes, boys?

432
00:20:38,719 --> 00:20:40,753
Man, this shit will rot your teeth out.

433
00:20:40,855 --> 00:20:43,255
But it'll get you nice and fucked
up, and that's what you want.

434
00:20:43,357 --> 00:20:44,790
You got dental, right?

435
00:20:44,892 --> 00:20:46,725
I mean, I brush twice a day

436
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:49,395
and a little bit of floss, but I don't...
what do you mean?

437
00:20:49,497 --> 00:20:51,030
Your boy ain't got no dental plan?

438
00:20:51,132 --> 00:20:54,767
Dude, without dental
hygiene, you ain't got shit.

439
00:20:54,869 --> 00:20:56,836
- Hey, man.
- What's he paying you?

440
00:20:56,938 --> 00:20:59,538
Hey, Nate, man, come taste
some of this punch real quick.

441
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,541
Don't mind if I do, man. Set me up, man.

442
00:21:02,643 --> 00:21:06,445
Well, in Canada it's free.
Is that what you mean?

443
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,799
You talk to him yet?

444
00:21:26,901 --> 00:21:29,368
No, he's too busy
dry-humping the talent.

445
00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:32,338
Let's not disrupt that groove.

446
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,107
- Siefert called.
- What'd that asshole have to say?

447
00:21:35,209 --> 00:21:37,610
You know, honestly, the
guy is dead to me.

448
00:21:37,712 --> 00:21:40,045
- Yeah, me, too.
- Yo, Spence.

449
00:21:40,147 --> 00:21:41,747
Yo, what's up, J? All right.

450
00:21:41,849 --> 00:21:44,183
Man, fucked up Rick
didn't get paid, man.

451
00:21:44,285 --> 00:21:45,684
- Yes.
- What's happening, 14?

452
00:21:45,786 --> 00:21:47,920
- What's up, Greg?
- Team's talking mutiny.

453
00:21:48,022 --> 00:21:49,622
- Nice.
- Mutiny?

454
00:21:49,724 --> 00:21:51,724
- Mutiny.
- Don't worry about it. We'll handle it.

455
00:21:51,826 --> 00:21:53,325
We appreciate that, boys. Have fun.

456
00:21:53,427 --> 00:21:55,361
- See you, Spence.
-  Later.

457
00:21:57,832 --> 00:22:00,699
God damn. Fucking guy's following
me around like the herp.

458
00:22:00,801 --> 00:22:03,369
- Yeah, I invited him.
- You invited Sizzle?

459
00:22:03,471 --> 00:22:06,005
Thought it'd be good for you
to work things out, you know?

460
00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:08,674
As much as I enjoy
watching Ricky regress,

461
00:22:08,776 --> 00:22:10,509
I'd much rather watch you progress.

462
00:22:10,611 --> 00:22:12,578
Mmm.

463
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,980
You overestimate me, buddy.

464
00:22:28,396 --> 00:22:30,796
- Yo, T.
- Yeah?

465
00:22:30,898 --> 00:22:32,665
I'll bring out the sculpture.

466
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:34,433
Grab my fun bag.

467
00:22:34,535 --> 00:22:35,935
You want the fun bag?

468
00:22:36,037 --> 00:22:37,970
- Grab the fun bag.
- You want the fun bag.

469
00:22:38,072 --> 00:22:39,538
Grab the fun bag.

470
00:22:45,379 --> 00:22:47,346
Look who just rolled in with his crew.

471
00:22:47,448 --> 00:22:49,515
Jesus, did he get bigger overnight?

472
00:22:49,617 --> 00:22:52,651
- You should bail, huh?
- I'm not gonna fucking bail. Fuck that.

473
00:22:52,753 --> 00:22:54,853
Oh, you want all these people
with their camera phones

474
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:57,589
to witness World War III at
Ricky Jerret's birthday party?

475
00:23:08,769 --> 00:23:10,803
- What are you doing?
- I'm gonna go over there.

476
00:23:10,905 --> 00:23:13,138
No... come on, don't. Don't.
Don't. Don't.

477
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,773
- Hold this for me.
- No.

478
00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:16,208
I'm just gonna talk.

479
00:23:16,310 --> 00:23:19,278
You could wear your watch
while you... shit!

480
00:23:19,380 --> 00:23:22,181
Right here, right here,
right here, right here.

481
00:23:22,283 --> 00:23:24,249
You ain't had nothing
like this, huh, Pop?

482
00:23:24,352 --> 00:23:26,118
You ain't had nothing like this, Pop.

483
00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:28,487
I mean, that's beautiful.
That's beautiful.

484
00:23:28,589 --> 00:23:30,823
Happy birthday to me.

485
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,827
Hey, there's your boy.

486
00:23:34,929 --> 00:23:36,662
Sizz, can I talk to you a minute?

487
00:23:42,036 --> 00:23:44,937
What you want, Spence? Want
me to whup your ass again?

488
00:23:45,039 --> 00:23:46,839
I don't want to throw
down with you again, man.

489
00:23:46,941 --> 00:23:48,607
Shouldn't have gone after
you in the first place,

490
00:23:48,709 --> 00:23:50,576
but it's those old habits, you know?

491
00:23:50,678 --> 00:23:53,379
Yeah, I know. Yeah, you
ran me my fade and all,

492
00:23:53,481 --> 00:23:55,514
but I almost fucked my foot
up again fucking with you.

493
00:23:55,616 --> 00:23:58,450
- And even Roger called me.
- Roger called you?

494
00:23:58,552 --> 00:24:01,820
- Yeah.
- Oh, man.

495
00:24:01,922 --> 00:24:04,656
Hey, but it felt pretty
good mixing it up, right?

496
00:24:04,759 --> 00:24:06,759
Yeah, it did.

497
00:24:06,861 --> 00:24:08,527
Yeah, it's been a long
time since I hit somebody.

498
00:24:08,629 --> 00:24:10,696
If you're feeling like you
have a little bit left,

499
00:24:10,798 --> 00:24:13,032
maybe get your ass back on the football
field and we can do it again there.

500
00:24:13,134 --> 00:24:15,501
No fucking way, big boy. No.

501
00:24:15,603 --> 00:24:18,070
I just came over here
to tell you man-to-man

502
00:24:18,172 --> 00:24:19,705
we're one and the same.

503
00:24:19,807 --> 00:24:22,541
Why don't we bury this and just move on?

504
00:24:25,513 --> 00:24:27,246
Fuck it, man. We good.

505
00:24:27,348 --> 00:24:28,614
- We're good?
- We're good.

506
00:24:28,716 --> 00:24:30,749
All right. You have fun tonight.

507
00:24:30,851 --> 00:24:33,118
You need anything, you call me.

508
00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:34,319
All right.

509
00:24:34,422 --> 00:24:36,088
- Ball so hard.
- Ball so hard.

510
00:24:36,190 --> 00:24:38,090
- My man.
- All right.

511
00:24:38,192 --> 00:24:39,224
Ball so hard.

512
00:24:40,861 --> 00:24:42,694
Stand back. Stand back.

513
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,874
Come on! Come on!

514
00:24:55,976 --> 00:24:58,177
Ah!

515
00:24:58,279 --> 00:25:01,480
- Yeah!
- Happy birthday.

516
00:25:01,582 --> 00:25:05,317
- You see? That wasn't so hard.
- It's a walk in the park.

517
00:25:05,419 --> 00:25:07,053
I thought you guys were
gonna murder each other.

518
00:25:07,078 --> 00:25:08,044
That's the old Spencer.

519
00:25:08,122 --> 00:25:10,756
The new and improved Spencer
believes in second chances.

520
00:25:10,858 --> 00:25:12,958
Eh, not really.

521
00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:15,928
I'm gonna sign Sizzle and I'm gonna
take the rest of Andre's clients.

522
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:19,842
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