1 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:14,522 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:01:30,874 --> 00:01:33,874 Oh, God. Damn it. 3 00:01:38,781 --> 00:01:40,781 Shit. 4 00:01:48,556 --> 00:01:52,224 - - Hey, baby, how's your day going so far? 5 00:01:52,226 --> 00:01:54,160 Oh, not as good as yours. 6 00:01:54,162 --> 00:01:57,229 Sizzle told Bleacher Report you two patched things up last night. 7 00:01:57,231 --> 00:01:59,532 I guess I'm just tough to stay mad at. 8 00:01:59,534 --> 00:02:01,668 I will vouch for that. How was the makeup sex? 9 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:04,036 You know I'm a one-woman man, now, come on. 10 00:02:04,038 --> 00:02:05,870 Well, I bet I missed one hell of a party. 11 00:02:05,872 --> 00:02:07,339 No, it was pretty low-key, actually. 12 00:02:07,341 --> 00:02:09,174 It was a lot more business than pleasure. 13 00:02:13,213 --> 00:02:15,079 Hey, the fellas were asking about you. 14 00:02:15,081 --> 00:02:16,748 I would have loved to be there, 15 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:19,451 but you know I have to stay sharp on the job right now. 16 00:02:19,453 --> 00:02:21,753 If Mitch keeps nipping at my heels, 17 00:02:21,755 --> 00:02:24,121 - I'm going to kick out his laminates. - Who's Mitch? 18 00:02:24,123 --> 00:02:26,791 You know, that new reporter I told you about. 19 00:02:26,793 --> 00:02:29,794 Oh, right. Eh, fuck that guy. He's a cocksucker. 20 00:02:29,796 --> 00:02:32,596 If he's making more money than you and you've been there for four years, 21 00:02:32,598 --> 00:02:34,231 you need to talk to your boss about that. 22 00:02:34,233 --> 00:02:36,400 Just go in there and talk to him casual and cool. 23 00:02:36,402 --> 00:02:39,336 Yeah, I'll slip it right in between "go" and "fuck yourself." 24 00:02:39,338 --> 00:02:40,870 There's that can-do spirit I love. 25 00:02:40,872 --> 00:02:42,505 Hey, I'll catch you later, honey. 26 00:02:42,507 --> 00:02:44,541 I'm just pulling up to the office now. 27 00:02:44,543 --> 00:02:46,275 Bye. 28 00:02:48,146 --> 00:02:49,612 Oh, here it is. 29 00:02:49,614 --> 00:02:51,981 Strasmore, Spencer. 30 00:02:51,983 --> 00:02:54,417 Vicodin, was it? 31 00:02:54,419 --> 00:02:55,885 Yeah. 32 00:02:55,887 --> 00:02:57,519 You have to say it that loud? 33 00:02:59,923 --> 00:03:01,557 Oh. 34 00:03:01,559 --> 00:03:03,592 - Is there a problem? - You're overdrawn. 35 00:03:03,594 --> 00:03:06,294 I need to call your doctor. Sit tight. 36 00:03:18,975 --> 00:03:20,908 I'm sorry. It's a little misunderstanding. 37 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:23,578 Lot of red tape. She's coming back. 38 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:25,513 - Sorry. - It's okay. 39 00:03:25,515 --> 00:03:27,548 They can't reach your physician. Said they'd call back. 40 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:30,484 - They say how long? - Could be 10 minutes. Could be an hour. 41 00:03:31,653 --> 00:03:33,052 You gonna buy that? 42 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,655 I'm a subscriber. 43 00:03:35,657 --> 00:03:38,291 Hey, I got some extra. You guys hungry? 44 00:03:38,293 --> 00:03:41,227 - Bring any raw meat? - Yeah, one of the burgers was rare. 45 00:03:41,229 --> 00:03:42,662 Sizzle's in the conference room. 46 00:03:42,664 --> 00:03:44,964 Marched in, made himself right at home. 47 00:03:44,966 --> 00:03:47,767 He wasn't so fine, he'd get a piece of my mind. 48 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,769 He's early. It's a good thing. 49 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,336 You called him in? 50 00:03:51,338 --> 00:03:54,673 He called himself in. I just set the table. 51 00:03:54,675 --> 00:03:57,777 Yo, that party, fucking off the chain. 52 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:01,146 Legendary. You Anderson guys really do live up to your reputation. 53 00:04:01,148 --> 00:04:04,283 We're gangsters. How's your leg, by the way? 54 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:07,084 Better now that Joe ain't tugging on it. How's your hip? 55 00:04:07,086 --> 00:04:09,186 Well, it's sore as fuck by the way, okay? 56 00:04:09,188 --> 00:04:10,789 With your reflexes, I'm telling you, brother, 57 00:04:10,791 --> 00:04:12,791 this comeback is gonna be a breeze for you, I can tell. 58 00:04:12,793 --> 00:04:15,460 - What's up, man? Can I have a burger? - Yeah, sure. 59 00:04:15,462 --> 00:04:18,129 Appreciate that, bro. 60 00:04:18,131 --> 00:04:21,365 I'm sorry I'm early. I don't mean to barge in on y'all like this. 61 00:04:21,367 --> 00:04:24,334 No, no, T-Sizzle requires no appointment ever as ASM. 62 00:04:24,336 --> 00:04:26,303 - I appreciate that. - You're very welcome. 63 00:04:26,305 --> 00:04:29,272 - All right. - All right, talk to me. 64 00:04:29,274 --> 00:04:31,408 So I looked over those stock tips you emailed me. 65 00:04:31,410 --> 00:04:34,377 And after hearing you talk on Glazer's show, 66 00:04:34,379 --> 00:04:36,680 it got me wondering, where the fuck is my money at? 67 00:04:36,682 --> 00:04:39,014 That's very smart, Sizz. We wish more players would ask that question. 68 00:04:39,016 --> 00:04:42,017 Besides the half a mil I got stashed behind my bedroom wall, 69 00:04:42,019 --> 00:04:44,253 I realized I have no fucking clue. 70 00:04:44,255 --> 00:04:46,823 I'm guessing that's not the first time you've let that info slip, 71 00:04:46,825 --> 00:04:49,425 so I'm gonna suggest you move that cash ASAP. 72 00:04:49,427 --> 00:04:50,927 Joe's right, take it out of your wall. 73 00:04:50,929 --> 00:04:52,628 Point is, when I ask Andre about it, 74 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:54,129 he ain't got no answers for me. 75 00:04:54,131 --> 00:04:55,897 All he want to talk about is how much cash 76 00:04:55,899 --> 00:04:57,532 his golf and tennis tournaments bring in. 77 00:04:57,534 --> 00:04:59,601 Do I look like I give a fuck about golf or tennis? 78 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:01,970 - No, you do not. - I love golf and tennis. 79 00:05:01,972 --> 00:05:05,774 Man, Andre's full of shit and I don't even think he really believes in me anymore. 80 00:05:05,776 --> 00:05:08,009 So he doesn't believe that you can make it back after this injury, 81 00:05:08,011 --> 00:05:09,778 - get back on the field, huh? - Exactly. 82 00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:12,013 But you've done it before. You've come back better. 83 00:05:12,015 --> 00:05:13,413 Right? 84 00:05:13,415 --> 00:05:15,082 Don't mean I can do it again. 85 00:05:15,084 --> 00:05:18,318 Hey, you can do it again. You're gonna do it again. 86 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,987 You know why? You got an iron will. 87 00:05:19,989 --> 00:05:21,421 When it's all said and done, Sizz, you're gonna go down 88 00:05:21,423 --> 00:05:23,657 as one of the greatest linebackers of all time. 89 00:05:23,659 --> 00:05:25,459 Now, Joe and I have complete confidence 90 00:05:25,461 --> 00:05:27,595 that you're gonna get another contract, a better contract. 91 00:05:27,597 --> 00:05:31,631 But, you know, there are no guarantees in life, right? 92 00:05:33,869 --> 00:05:36,035 Sizz, you ready to make a change? 93 00:05:36,037 --> 00:05:39,472 Shit, it feels like it, but Andre always got a way of talking me out of shit. 94 00:05:39,474 --> 00:05:42,341 I mean, we're not trying to force you into anything. 95 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,243 Hey, you know what? 96 00:05:44,245 --> 00:05:46,912 - Let me talk to him for a second outside. - Yeah. 97 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:49,047 In the meantime, enjoy the chips. 98 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:59,324 - What the fuck are you doing? - What the fuck are you doing? 99 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:01,827 You really want to start poaching clients and pick a fight with Andre? 100 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:04,228 All I care about is Sizzle and making sure that his needs get met. 101 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,898 Right now, by the way, our client list is not cutting it with the old man. 102 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:10,100 We need to be proactive. If a fight is what we get, so be it. 103 00:06:10,102 --> 00:06:13,905 Virginia, baby, when you get a chance, can you bring me in some hot sauce, please? 104 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:16,173 I'm not your damn assistant, Sizzle. 105 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:17,975 Get your own damn hot sauce. 106 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:19,810 I got it, Sizz. I'll bring you some hot sauce. 107 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:22,145 - Good man, Joe. - All right. 108 00:06:22,147 --> 00:06:24,948 We got to clear this with the old man first. 109 00:06:24,950 --> 00:06:26,983 I'm not clearing it with the old man. This is my division. 110 00:06:26,985 --> 00:06:28,852 Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go back in there 111 00:06:28,854 --> 00:06:30,687 and we're gonna close the deal, done. 112 00:06:30,689 --> 00:06:32,756 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 113 00:06:32,758 --> 00:06:35,491 In this world, you don't just chop block the biggest guy on the line, 114 00:06:35,493 --> 00:06:37,927 especially when we're not cleared by the league yet. 115 00:06:37,929 --> 00:06:41,163 I say we play it clean until we're officially registered 116 00:06:41,165 --> 00:06:44,399 and then we can just chase after Sizz and whoever the fuck else we want. 117 00:06:44,401 --> 00:06:47,135 - Hey, Joe. - What's up, Keith? 118 00:06:47,137 --> 00:06:49,905 We walk away now, Sizz puts it on the streets that we pussied out. 119 00:06:49,907 --> 00:06:52,541 You think I give a shit about that? I've been called a pussy my whole life. 120 00:06:52,543 --> 00:06:54,709 Yeah, I'm sure you have, but it's not gonna start with me now. 121 00:06:54,711 --> 00:06:56,778 - You're a pussy. - Watch it. 122 00:06:56,780 --> 00:06:58,813 Don't worry, you get used to it with time. You're a pussy. 123 00:06:58,815 --> 00:07:01,049 - Don't do that. - Pussy. You fucking pussy. 124 00:07:01,051 --> 00:07:02,717 - See, you're starting to get numb to it. Pussy. - Don't do it. 125 00:07:02,719 --> 00:07:04,953 You crying, pussy? 126 00:07:04,955 --> 00:07:07,154 Don't do that. 127 00:07:07,156 --> 00:07:10,424 - Sizz, we're in. - Fuckin' A. 128 00:07:10,426 --> 00:07:13,493 You got to call Andre right now, tell him you're making a change. 129 00:07:13,495 --> 00:07:15,361 Yeah, all right. 130 00:07:15,363 --> 00:07:17,564 Probably ain't gonna take the call, but, you know, fuck it. 131 00:07:19,468 --> 00:07:21,068 Andre Alan's office. 132 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:23,036 It's Terrell Suggs calling for Andre Alan, please. 133 00:07:23,038 --> 00:07:25,772 - Hi, Terrell. Can you hold, please? - Sure. 134 00:07:25,774 --> 00:07:28,508 This is their routine. She gonna act like she's gonna go get him, 135 00:07:28,510 --> 00:07:30,977 then she gonna come back and politely and tell me to go fuck myself. 136 00:07:30,979 --> 00:07:33,178 - Watch. - Hello, Sizz. 137 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:35,681 - Andre? - I'm glad you called. 138 00:07:35,683 --> 00:07:38,985 Listen, I reserved you some passes to the Open tomorrow. 139 00:07:38,987 --> 00:07:40,953 I'd love to see you there, talk business. 140 00:07:40,955 --> 00:07:44,323 Uh, yeah. Yeah, that sound good. 141 00:07:44,325 --> 00:07:46,024 Um, yeah, see you tomorrow. 142 00:07:46,026 --> 00:07:48,660 - I look forward to it. - All right, cool. 143 00:07:48,662 --> 00:07:51,496 - Shit. - Wow, way to dig in on his ass. 144 00:07:51,498 --> 00:07:53,598 Shit, it seemed kind of cold-blooded, man. 145 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,500 I didn't want to do this shit over the phone. 146 00:07:55,502 --> 00:07:57,368 Be better to do it tomorrow in person. 147 00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:59,270 Till then, this doesn't go any further. 148 00:07:59,272 --> 00:08:00,672 - Bet. - All right. 149 00:08:00,674 --> 00:08:02,540 - Thanks for the burger. - Welcome to the family. 150 00:08:02,542 --> 00:08:04,008 - Hey, appreciate it. - All right. 151 00:08:04,010 --> 00:08:05,676 Hey, man, good luck tomorrow at the Open. 152 00:08:05,678 --> 00:08:08,078 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you talking about? 153 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,613 Shit, it's not my fight anymore. 154 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,448 Got my managers to handle shit like that for me. 155 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,450 - We got you. - All right. Don't pussy out. 156 00:08:15,721 --> 00:08:19,489 Thanks for the invite, Legs. I've been brown-bagging it for nearly 20 years. 157 00:08:19,491 --> 00:08:22,191 - You've got to get out more, Jim. - Amen. 158 00:08:22,193 --> 00:08:25,094 Listen, um, I was hoping 159 00:08:25,096 --> 00:08:27,363 we could discuss the Mitch situation. 160 00:08:27,365 --> 00:08:28,831 Oh, he's blending in well. 161 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:31,333 Did a very good job with the Alonzo Cooley signing. 162 00:08:31,335 --> 00:08:32,869 Thank you for being so gracious. 163 00:08:32,871 --> 00:08:36,405 Well, actually, I was a little confused as to... 164 00:08:36,407 --> 00:08:38,373 Hey, what's up with the Ricky Jerret thing? 165 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:42,243 Uh, right now there is no Ricky Jerret thing. He's a free agent. 166 00:08:42,245 --> 00:08:44,412 Cooley signed a big contract, so if Jerret leaves town, 167 00:08:44,414 --> 00:08:46,081 I want to be the first to break where he lands. 168 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:49,250 You've got sources. He and Spencer Strasmore are tight. 169 00:08:49,252 --> 00:08:51,252 Okay, we got off track here, Jim. 170 00:08:51,254 --> 00:08:54,388 I'm just saying that Jerret sounds like a very compelling story 171 00:08:54,390 --> 00:08:57,591 on which you happen to have pole position. 172 00:08:57,593 --> 00:08:59,827 Completely accidental pun. 173 00:09:01,030 --> 00:09:03,530 Well, you want that story, put Mitch on it. 174 00:09:03,532 --> 00:09:06,033 Make him earn the extra 20 grand you pay him. 175 00:09:06,035 --> 00:09:07,501 I don't know what you're talking about. 176 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:09,136 I came here to discuss equal pay 177 00:09:09,138 --> 00:09:10,837 and you're sitting here asking me 178 00:09:10,839 --> 00:09:12,839 to use a personal relationship to hook a story. 179 00:09:12,841 --> 00:09:15,441 - I'm not judging, Legs. - Call me Tracy. 180 00:09:15,443 --> 00:09:17,711 - Oh, come on. - Is that too much to ask? 181 00:09:17,713 --> 00:09:20,046 Don't tell me you've lost your sense of humor. 182 00:09:20,048 --> 00:09:23,717 What happened to the queen of the double entendre that I used to know and love? 183 00:09:25,653 --> 00:09:30,155 She told you to go get pole position on your new bitch Mitch 184 00:09:30,157 --> 00:09:31,824 and then she quit. 185 00:09:32,893 --> 00:09:35,293 What? 186 00:09:35,295 --> 00:09:37,495 Legs. 187 00:09:44,371 --> 00:09:45,937 Okay, all right. 188 00:09:45,939 --> 00:09:48,672 No, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. 189 00:09:51,878 --> 00:09:55,780 - - Okay, all right. That's it, you done. 190 00:09:55,782 --> 00:09:58,916 I didn't know flogging was a training method. 191 00:09:58,918 --> 00:10:01,152 Built like a brick shit house. There's no way that hurt you. 192 00:10:01,154 --> 00:10:03,787 Ask Pacquiao. Shit works. Preps you for the pain. 193 00:10:03,789 --> 00:10:06,556 - Mm-hmm. - You should look into taking up paddleboarding or something. 194 00:10:08,293 --> 00:10:10,827 - What Siefert say? - He claims his hands are tied. 195 00:10:10,829 --> 00:10:12,829 Things seem really fucked up over there. 196 00:10:12,831 --> 00:10:15,265 Tell me about it. I can't even get a call about OTAs 197 00:10:15,267 --> 00:10:16,666 and my deal's already set. 198 00:10:16,668 --> 00:10:19,268 A lack of gratitude speaks volumes about a man. 199 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:22,471 - That's a good Siefert. - Morgan Freeman channeling motherfucker. 200 00:10:22,473 --> 00:10:24,974 They just don't see the market the way we do. 201 00:10:24,976 --> 00:10:27,143 - They claim they don't have any money. - I want what I deserve. 202 00:10:27,145 --> 00:10:28,443 And if I got to go elsewhere, I will. 203 00:10:28,445 --> 00:10:30,312 You talking about money or respect, though? 204 00:10:30,314 --> 00:10:32,281 - In this game, it's the same thing. - You want to get paid. 205 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,649 I promise you we're gonna get you paid. 206 00:10:33,651 --> 00:10:35,350 Jason's all over it. So am I. 207 00:10:35,352 --> 00:10:36,918 You have my word. 208 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,353 All right. So what about me? 209 00:10:39,355 --> 00:10:42,056 I'm gonna set you up with Coach Berg, okay? 210 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:45,894 And you buy the man a couple of beers, 211 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,196 and he's gonna give you the truth, all right? 212 00:10:48,198 --> 00:10:50,165 I'll call him today. 213 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:52,233 That's the plan? 214 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:55,068 If you were Vernon, how much would you pay me? 215 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:56,970 What do you mean, like a salary? 216 00:10:56,972 --> 00:10:58,705 Yeah, let's say weekly. 217 00:10:58,707 --> 00:11:00,540 Oh, I don't know. Let's... 218 00:11:00,542 --> 00:11:02,810 let's run those numbers, huh? 219 00:11:07,683 --> 00:11:10,183 Um, nothing. 220 00:11:11,352 --> 00:11:13,085 Nothing? 221 00:11:13,087 --> 00:11:14,921 Yeah, you heard me. Nothing. 222 00:11:14,923 --> 00:11:17,356 If I could pay you less than nothing, I'd pay you that. 223 00:11:17,358 --> 00:11:19,591 You have no idea of all the stuff I do for Vernon. 224 00:11:19,593 --> 00:11:22,295 Exactly right. That's why I would pay you less than nothing. 225 00:11:22,297 --> 00:11:25,531 You should pay me to hang out. 226 00:11:25,533 --> 00:11:30,168 I provide food, females, travel, fun, cars, parties. 227 00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:32,070 What the fuck do you provide? 228 00:11:32,072 --> 00:11:33,571 Okay. 229 00:11:33,573 --> 00:11:35,874 Okay, so this is like a role-play thing. 230 00:11:35,876 --> 00:11:37,909 For me it is. You're playing yourself. 231 00:11:37,911 --> 00:11:41,313 Okay, I'm your main motivator. 232 00:11:41,315 --> 00:11:44,681 Okay? I advise you on contracts. 233 00:11:44,683 --> 00:11:46,383 - Mm-hmm. - Schedule training. 234 00:11:46,385 --> 00:11:49,019 Coordinate leisure activities. 235 00:11:49,021 --> 00:11:52,622 Just last week I massaged that fucking groin muscle you tweaked. 236 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:55,960 Hmm? And I provide a buffer between you 237 00:11:55,962 --> 00:11:59,330 and that slippery bald white guy that always carrying Spencer's jockstrap. 238 00:11:59,332 --> 00:12:02,131 Joe? He's actually a really smart guy. 239 00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:06,169 All right, listen, Joe, 240 00:12:06,171 --> 00:12:08,371 I'm 24 years old, okay? 241 00:12:08,373 --> 00:12:10,473 I drove here in a $400,000 Rolls 242 00:12:10,475 --> 00:12:13,243 and I don't even have a checking account. 243 00:12:13,245 --> 00:12:16,346 I just want enough to get my own place 244 00:12:16,348 --> 00:12:19,314 and not have to get permission to have shit. 245 00:12:20,484 --> 00:12:22,217 Is that too must to ask? 246 00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:25,187 How's 1,500 a week sound? 247 00:12:30,194 --> 00:12:33,395 Hey. Come join the party. 248 00:12:36,065 --> 00:12:39,200 - It's a party, huh? - Mm-hmm. 249 00:12:39,202 --> 00:12:40,567 Where is everyone? 250 00:12:40,569 --> 00:12:43,804 Nope, it's just you. 251 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,940 Mm-hmm. 252 00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:51,078 A little loud. 253 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,579 Mmm. 254 00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:57,050 You okay? 255 00:12:57,052 --> 00:13:00,486 I went to talk to my boss about the whole salary thing 256 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:05,525 and he started cracking jokes, so I lit him up and I quit. 257 00:13:07,129 --> 00:13:09,461 Fuck it. 258 00:13:09,463 --> 00:13:12,264 Shit, I feel like an ass. 259 00:13:12,266 --> 00:13:14,566 You know what? For four fucking years, 260 00:13:14,568 --> 00:13:17,536 I laughed at their horrible jokes 261 00:13:17,538 --> 00:13:19,738 and I played their game perfectly 262 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:21,540 and they still paid Mitch more. 263 00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:24,276 Shitty-ass, weasel-faced fuck. 264 00:13:24,278 --> 00:13:27,511 You want me to go to his office tomorrow morning, smack him around? 265 00:13:27,513 --> 00:13:28,779 I'll do it. 266 00:13:28,781 --> 00:13:30,614 I mean, I will fuck him up. 267 00:13:30,616 --> 00:13:32,450 No, I'll be fine. 268 00:13:32,452 --> 00:13:34,319 - No? - Thank you. 269 00:13:37,424 --> 00:13:40,058 Hey, Trace, I'm sorry. 270 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,426 I never meant for this to happen. 271 00:13:41,428 --> 00:13:43,626 It's not your fault. 272 00:13:43,628 --> 00:13:47,797 But you guys really suck sometimes. 273 00:13:51,003 --> 00:13:53,337 Yeah, we do. 274 00:14:02,013 --> 00:14:03,312 Fuck. 275 00:14:37,913 --> 00:14:39,813 Fuck. 276 00:14:44,353 --> 00:14:46,153 Vern, where you been? 277 00:14:46,155 --> 00:14:47,454 Hey, what's up, Joe? 278 00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:48,855 I'm working out. Can we make this quick? 279 00:14:48,857 --> 00:14:50,857 Reggie ask you about his salary yet? 280 00:14:50,859 --> 00:14:52,858 We're supposed to talk later today. Shit's complicated. 281 00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:54,693 - He's important to you, right? - Yeah. 282 00:14:54,695 --> 00:14:56,862 - You want to keep him around? - Word, that's my bro. 283 00:14:56,864 --> 00:14:59,298 - This isn't a friendship thing, Vern. - I rely on him, Joe. 284 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,734 Put him on the payroll. It's not gonna put a dent in your bank account. 285 00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:05,104 Gives him a sense of worth and clears you of any liability. 286 00:15:05,106 --> 00:15:07,407 If he fucks up in the future, you can just cut bait. 287 00:15:07,409 --> 00:15:09,274 - How much you think he should get? - I don't know. 288 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:12,911 How's 1,500 a week sound? That fair? 289 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,413 Bet. 290 00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:15,747 I'm gonna assume that's a yes. 291 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,950 Yes, Joseph. That's a yes. 292 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,885 All right, big man. 293 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,792 Hey, I really appreciate you seeing me at such short notice, Doc. 294 00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:30,627 Mm-hmm. 295 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:37,000 Heard Dr. Grodan took his family sailing. 296 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:40,037 Does that guy ever work? Ever? 297 00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,440 How much are you taking, Spencer? 298 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,376 A couple pills a day. Just when the pain flares up. 299 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:50,580 - So two a day? - Give or take. 300 00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:54,217 If it were two a day, you wouldn't need to refill this frequently. 301 00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:57,787 Well, you know, that's the give or take part. 302 00:15:59,057 --> 00:16:01,490 It's a series two drug now. 303 00:16:01,492 --> 00:16:04,893 This type of volume puts us both at risk. 304 00:16:04,895 --> 00:16:07,996 I... I'm not at risk. 305 00:16:07,998 --> 00:16:10,466 Abusing these pills 306 00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:12,968 can lead to serious kidney and liver damage. 307 00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:16,037 - I'm not abusing. - Not to mention depression, 308 00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:18,038 mood swings, aggression. 309 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:22,076 Hey, I just banged up my hip a little bit 310 00:16:22,078 --> 00:16:24,645 and I just need something to ease the pain, that's all. 311 00:16:24,647 --> 00:16:26,314 How did you injure it? 312 00:16:29,352 --> 00:16:30,784 Tennis. 313 00:16:30,786 --> 00:16:33,753 Yeah, I got real aggressive on my backhand volley. 314 00:16:33,755 --> 00:16:35,188 Old habit. 315 00:16:35,190 --> 00:16:36,590 Did you come in and see someone about it? 316 00:16:36,592 --> 00:16:38,425 For a tennis injury? No. Come on, Doc. 317 00:16:38,427 --> 00:16:40,093 I'm a football player. 318 00:16:40,095 --> 00:16:41,495 I can't have that shit out in the streets. 319 00:16:41,497 --> 00:16:43,263 I got a rep to protect. 320 00:16:43,265 --> 00:16:45,532 Plus I'm a man of pride. You know that. 321 00:16:47,336 --> 00:16:49,836 I'm not comfortable writing any more prescriptions for you, Spencer. 322 00:16:49,838 --> 00:16:52,804 I'm in pain pretty much all the fucking time. 323 00:16:52,806 --> 00:16:56,675 And the medication and my job are the only things that keep my mind off it. 324 00:16:56,677 --> 00:17:00,279 So if you could just write me a scrip this one time 325 00:17:00,281 --> 00:17:03,649 so I can go back to work and I can finally put this stabbing sensation 326 00:17:03,651 --> 00:17:06,685 that's on the entire left side of my body 327 00:17:06,687 --> 00:17:09,654 to rest just for a while. 328 00:17:10,757 --> 00:17:12,157 Please. 329 00:17:14,494 --> 00:17:17,128 I'm gonna write you one scrip. 330 00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:18,996 - 20 pills. - Mm-hmm. 331 00:17:20,967 --> 00:17:25,135 Your one condition is to have a full examination 332 00:17:25,137 --> 00:17:27,337 within the next 10 days. 333 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,640 - That's right. - Until that happens 334 00:17:29,642 --> 00:17:33,076 and we fix the problem, no more medication from me, Spencer. 335 00:17:33,078 --> 00:17:34,545 Yeah, no, I got it. No more from you, 336 00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:36,480 10 days, we're gonna fix the problem. 337 00:17:36,482 --> 00:17:38,682 - But we're gonna do it together. - I'm serious. 338 00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:41,617 So am I. I'm serious, too. Thank you so much. 339 00:17:41,619 --> 00:17:43,653 It's always a pleasure. 340 00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:45,120 San Diego. 341 00:17:45,122 --> 00:17:47,657 Beautiful beaches, bikini-clad bitches, 342 00:17:47,659 --> 00:17:50,859 and my bolo tie-wearing brother from another mother, 343 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,728 - Philip Rivers. - Rivers can sling it. 344 00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:54,497 And they could be moving to LA. 345 00:17:54,499 --> 00:17:57,366 I got female problems in both locations. Pass. 346 00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:00,168 The Mile "High" City. 347 00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:03,438 Super Bowl champs where the weed is legal 348 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,373 - and the fans are passionate. - And hungry. 349 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,242 Denver's barely got any black people, all right? 350 00:18:07,244 --> 00:18:09,411 Come on, Jason, T knows that. Pass. 351 00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:10,978 They ain't got no black people, but the weed... 352 00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:13,248 But the weed is legal. I don't smoke. Pass. 353 00:18:15,085 --> 00:18:17,150 Buffalo got cap room. 354 00:18:17,152 --> 00:18:19,786 Rex is a player's coach and they have seriously upgraded their talent. 355 00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:21,822 0 for four in Super Bowls. 356 00:18:21,824 --> 00:18:25,792 You bring a ring to Buffalo, you will be a god, Ricky. 357 00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:29,263 Look at the snow, Ricky. Remember what it was like in December in Green Bay? 358 00:18:29,265 --> 00:18:31,565 Same shit in Buffalo without Aaron Rodgers. 359 00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:35,000 - Tyrod could be for real. - Yes, he could be. 360 00:18:35,002 --> 00:18:37,303 He could be the franchise quarterback that they've been waiting for. 361 00:18:37,305 --> 00:18:39,405 Let's put it on the back burner. Put it on the back burner. 362 00:18:39,407 --> 00:18:41,407 - Even with the snow? - Mark it down. 363 00:18:41,409 --> 00:18:43,409 - It's on the back burner. - Who's next? 364 00:18:43,411 --> 00:18:46,546 The most dominant franchise in football. 365 00:18:46,548 --> 00:18:49,081 Four titles in the last 15 years. 366 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:51,883 13 AFC East titles during that same span 367 00:18:51,885 --> 00:18:55,420 and a chance to take a dump on the Dolphins twice a year. 368 00:18:55,422 --> 00:18:57,222 Two times a year. 369 00:18:59,426 --> 00:19:01,260 - Pass. - Huh? 370 00:19:01,262 --> 00:19:03,595 Come on, man, the hoodie is cooler than you think. 371 00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:07,498 Zero tolerance ain't a good fit for me. Who's next? 372 00:19:09,068 --> 00:19:12,202 The Big Sleazy. Cajun crawfish, 373 00:19:12,204 --> 00:19:14,838 beignets, Bourbon Street, Jazz Fest, 374 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,974 Drew Brees and Coach Payton. 375 00:19:16,976 --> 00:19:19,143 Sean Payton is a genius offensive mind, 376 00:19:19,145 --> 00:19:21,279 all right, and they are in need of playmakers. 377 00:19:21,281 --> 00:19:22,846 You are a playmaker. 378 00:19:22,848 --> 00:19:25,081 Big Easy, huh? 379 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,216 It's one hell of a football town, Rick. 380 00:19:27,218 --> 00:19:28,718 They love them some Saints. 381 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:32,555 Did I mention that weed was legal in Denver? 382 00:19:32,557 --> 00:19:34,524 - Pass. - He don't smoke. 383 00:19:49,774 --> 00:19:51,607 Stay low, Vern. 384 00:19:51,609 --> 00:19:55,811 Oh, fucking mosquitoes. God damn, I hate this shit. 385 00:19:55,813 --> 00:19:58,713 You know I pulled a fucking tick off my ball sack at snack time? 386 00:19:58,715 --> 00:20:01,215 Quiet, Reg. Enemy's right over there. 387 00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:04,819 You give the salary thing a think? 388 00:20:04,821 --> 00:20:06,788 Yeah, it's a good idea. 389 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,123 Good. Good. Great. 390 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,460 - How much you want? - How much you willing to shell out? 391 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,628 - You the one asking. - You the one paying. 392 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,231 All right, say it at the same time on three. 393 00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:19,800 - Ready? - I'm ready. 394 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:23,937 One, two, three. 395 00:20:23,939 --> 00:20:25,772 - 800. - 3,000. 396 00:20:25,774 --> 00:20:27,774 - What? - What? 397 00:20:27,776 --> 00:20:28,975 3,000? 398 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,211 Hell, no. You tripping, Reg. 399 00:20:32,647 --> 00:20:35,013 If Siefert is gonna drop the sickle, 400 00:20:35,015 --> 00:20:36,682 I would just rather know right now. 401 00:20:36,684 --> 00:20:38,384 Why are you so dramatic? 402 00:20:38,386 --> 00:20:41,454 Are you appreciated? Yes, of course you're appreciated. 403 00:20:41,456 --> 00:20:43,121 Your leadership in the huddle. 404 00:20:43,123 --> 00:20:44,857 - Your leadership in the locker room. - Yeah. 405 00:20:44,859 --> 00:20:46,759 - You're very much appreciated. - Yes. 406 00:20:46,761 --> 00:20:48,727 - Yes. - Yes. But? 407 00:20:48,729 --> 00:20:51,396 But Kovac is healthy again, okay? 408 00:20:51,398 --> 00:20:54,165 He's younger than you, he's a little bit faster than you, 409 00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:57,502 and he's a whole fuckload of a lot cheaper than you, okay? 410 00:20:57,504 --> 00:21:00,271 So now, listen, there's an opening on the right side. 411 00:21:00,273 --> 00:21:03,107 I want you to move over and I want you to try it out. 412 00:21:03,109 --> 00:21:04,776 - You want to try me? - Yes. 413 00:21:04,778 --> 00:21:06,677 - On the right side? - Correct. 414 00:21:06,679 --> 00:21:09,346 I've been banging heads in this league for 12 years, Coach. 415 00:21:09,348 --> 00:21:11,782 I protected your little candy ass quarterback's 416 00:21:11,784 --> 00:21:13,650 $96 million ass, didn't I? 417 00:21:13,652 --> 00:21:15,452 - Did he get hurt? - No, he didn't. 418 00:21:15,454 --> 00:21:17,488 - No, because I had his blind side. - Yes, you did. 419 00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:20,791 And now here you go moving me to right tackle? 420 00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:23,526 I'm not moving you. I'm asking you to do something 421 00:21:23,528 --> 00:21:25,728 very, very, very few athletes could do. 422 00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:28,931 Charles, this is a real opportunity for you and it's your choice. 423 00:21:28,933 --> 00:21:32,301 You either go onto the right side or you go back home 424 00:21:32,303 --> 00:21:34,904 and it's "SportsCenter" with your dick in your left hand 425 00:21:34,906 --> 00:21:36,939 and a big old jug of Kaopectate in your right hand. 426 00:21:36,941 --> 00:21:39,108 Now you want another round? 427 00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:40,609 Yeah. 428 00:21:40,611 --> 00:21:42,778 Charlie, two. 429 00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:06,033 I like that I feel uncomfortable around this many white people these days. 430 00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:08,569 You got soul now, Joe. 431 00:22:08,571 --> 00:22:10,638 Hope they have a buffet. I'm starving. 432 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,272 Hey, I love your confidence, man, 433 00:22:12,274 --> 00:22:14,507 and I want to build this division as badly as you do, 434 00:22:14,509 --> 00:22:18,110 but Miami wealth is on a whole other level. 435 00:22:18,112 --> 00:22:19,712 I mean, they've got money to burn, 436 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:22,248 resources we don't have, you know? 437 00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:25,051 They're the top firm in Miami. 438 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:29,322 Maybe we should ask ourselves one more time, 439 00:22:29,324 --> 00:22:32,190 just take a quick moment to ask ourselves 440 00:22:32,192 --> 00:22:33,759 if we should be doing this. 441 00:22:33,761 --> 00:22:35,794 Okay. 442 00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:40,298 Yes. 443 00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:42,200 - Get our tickets. - Not as quick. 444 00:22:42,202 --> 00:22:44,536 Let's do another one, but not as quick. 445 00:22:44,538 --> 00:22:47,872 - 1,000 bucks I don't fit in this beautiful Pagani. - I'll double that. 446 00:22:47,874 --> 00:22:50,875 The two tickets under Terrell Suggs, please. 447 00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:55,980 - All right. - Are you Vin Diesel? 448 00:22:55,982 --> 00:22:58,883 No, I'm bigger and better-looking. 449 00:22:58,885 --> 00:23:01,352 Come on, Vin, don't mess with the kid. 450 00:23:01,354 --> 00:23:03,554 - Yes, this is Vin Diesel. - Wow. 451 00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:06,356 - I'm Bruce Willis, actually. Yeah. Thank you. - Let's go, Bruce. 452 00:23:06,358 --> 00:23:08,692 Do you hear 453 00:23:08,694 --> 00:23:11,394 the noises she's making when she hits the ball? 454 00:23:11,396 --> 00:23:13,763 I'd fuck her. I'd fuck her, too. 455 00:23:13,765 --> 00:23:16,733 This game is so sexual, huh? 456 00:23:16,735 --> 00:23:19,870 I'd do both of them. I love tennis now. 457 00:23:19,872 --> 00:23:21,770 Shit. 458 00:23:21,772 --> 00:23:23,706 Hey, Joe. 459 00:23:23,708 --> 00:23:26,709 I need you to do something for me. 460 00:23:26,711 --> 00:23:29,378 I'm sorry, giving you life after football wasn't enough? 461 00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:31,614 I need you to clock me. 462 00:23:31,616 --> 00:23:33,916 Get the fuck out of here. 463 00:23:33,918 --> 00:23:36,151 No, no, no, I'm serious. It's my pregame ritual. 464 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,887 Helps kill the butterflies. I need you to clock me. 465 00:23:37,889 --> 00:23:39,453 Oh, now you're nervous? 466 00:23:39,455 --> 00:23:43,124 No, it just gets the competitive juices... oh! 467 00:23:43,126 --> 00:23:44,559 I assumed you wanted open hand. 468 00:23:44,561 --> 00:23:46,728 I mean, I can ball it up for you if you want. 469 00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:48,663 - That's quite enough. - Sandwich style. 470 00:23:48,665 --> 00:23:50,732 - No sandwich. - All right. 471 00:23:54,203 --> 00:23:56,436 Buddy, there's something else I got to tell you. 472 00:23:56,438 --> 00:23:58,772 You and Andre were lovers. I fucking knew it. 473 00:23:58,774 --> 00:24:01,107 No, no, but we do have history. 474 00:24:01,109 --> 00:24:03,243 He mismanaged my money 475 00:24:03,245 --> 00:24:05,812 and we had a really bad breakup. 476 00:24:05,814 --> 00:24:09,550 So is this personal or is this business? 477 00:24:09,552 --> 00:24:12,152 It's a little bit of both. 478 00:24:12,154 --> 00:24:14,854 You want to hit me again? 479 00:24:16,424 --> 00:24:19,792 - No, let's go do this. - My man. 480 00:24:28,502 --> 00:24:30,468 Fucking paintball. 481 00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:48,052 800 a week, my ant-infested ass. 482 00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:53,490 - Fuck! - Vern! 483 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,026 - Here, Vern, you all right? - Ah, fuck! 484 00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:58,596 - Vern? - My fucking leg! 485 00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:02,499 - Ah, motherfucker! - Oh, my God, Nate, what did you do? 486 00:25:08,272 --> 00:25:10,272 - We're here to see Mr. Alan. - Gentlemen. 487 00:25:10,274 --> 00:25:12,675 Mr. Alan is right over there. 488 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:17,480 - Ah, the Sizzle boys brought the weather. - Hello. 489 00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:20,016 - This is Caroline Wozniacki, of course. - Sure. 490 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:23,318 This is the main reason I wanted to be in the tennis business right here. 491 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,621 As you know, we started the Biscayne Open together years ago. 492 00:25:25,623 --> 00:25:27,455 Yeah, he seems to forget it was my idea, 493 00:25:27,457 --> 00:25:29,658 especially while he was negotiating my appearance fee. 494 00:25:29,660 --> 00:25:32,761 - Sounds like a classic conflict of interest. - No, I don't think so. 495 00:25:32,763 --> 00:25:35,263 If you look at her earning statement, there's zero conflict. 496 00:25:35,265 --> 00:25:39,000 - If you want to hit some balls sometime, let me know. - I'll be in touch. 497 00:25:39,002 --> 00:25:40,701 Bye. 498 00:25:40,703 --> 00:25:42,402 - Want to sit down? - Yeah. 499 00:25:42,404 --> 00:25:44,939 Listen, I read in the paper that 500 00:25:44,941 --> 00:25:47,975 Anderson had moved shop recently. 501 00:25:47,977 --> 00:25:49,962 - Yeah, only our division. - Yeah, we're at 502 00:25:49,987 --> 00:25:51,812 the Related now down by the river mouth. 503 00:25:51,814 --> 00:25:53,848 Oh, yes. I got some properties down here. 504 00:25:53,850 --> 00:25:55,715 That's nice and quaint there at the mouth of the river. 505 00:25:55,717 --> 00:25:57,383 - Champagne? - I'm good, thank you. 506 00:25:57,385 --> 00:25:59,352 Oh, I'll take his. 507 00:25:59,354 --> 00:26:02,255 Okay, let's cut to the chase. Let's talk about the Sizz. 508 00:26:02,257 --> 00:26:04,124 It's just Sizz, actually. 509 00:26:04,126 --> 00:26:08,394 I like to call him the Sizz because I like to personalize things. 510 00:26:08,396 --> 00:26:11,497 Yeah, me, too. I call him the Spence. Hates it. 511 00:26:11,499 --> 00:26:14,667 Yeah, well, the Sizz, he's one of my most important football clients. 512 00:26:14,669 --> 00:26:18,303 We are doing some very important business deals, so I'd be very careful. 513 00:26:18,305 --> 00:26:21,606 Well, Sizz says he feels neglected. 514 00:26:21,608 --> 00:26:24,043 So does my wife. 515 00:26:24,045 --> 00:26:26,244 So I will tell you and the Sizz what I tell her. 516 00:26:26,246 --> 00:26:27,813 I've got a lot of things going on. 517 00:26:27,815 --> 00:26:30,181 Obviously. We know that. I mean, this place is sweet. 518 00:26:30,183 --> 00:26:32,045 Listen, I know you guys got this little Frick 519 00:26:32,070 --> 00:26:33,785 and Frack thing going on with the players. 520 00:26:33,787 --> 00:26:36,654 You got the good-times approach to them. You got the wild parties. 521 00:26:36,656 --> 00:26:39,456 You know, you're one of the guys, you're charming, you're up front. 522 00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:40,792 One of you is good-looking. 523 00:26:40,794 --> 00:26:42,160 Please, you're embarrassing me. 524 00:26:42,162 --> 00:26:43,861 But here's the deal. 525 00:26:48,901 --> 00:26:50,767 I don't have a lot of love for guys 526 00:26:50,769 --> 00:26:53,870 who want to waltz into my backyard and hang a shingle. 527 00:26:53,872 --> 00:26:56,173 I've been doing this thing for 20 years 528 00:26:56,175 --> 00:26:57,808 and you've been doing, what, 20 minutes, 529 00:26:57,810 --> 00:26:59,976 and you think you're gonna steal one of my clients? 530 00:26:59,978 --> 00:27:02,212 I don't lose clients. I don't lose, period. 531 00:27:02,214 --> 00:27:04,346 So the Sizz stays where he is. 532 00:27:04,348 --> 00:27:07,016 Well, maybe we can call Sizz now, see what he thinks. 533 00:27:07,018 --> 00:27:09,251 He doesn't know what he thinks. He's a football player. 534 00:27:11,622 --> 00:27:13,789 You sound very worried, Andre. 535 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:20,294 Maybe you don't understand your clients as well as you think you do. 536 00:27:20,296 --> 00:27:22,330 Maybe they need somebody who does. 537 00:27:22,332 --> 00:27:24,733 No, what they need is someone to protect and grow their money. 538 00:27:24,735 --> 00:27:27,335 So if they think you're the guy for that, you and I both know 539 00:27:27,337 --> 00:27:30,438 rather clearly that they're gonna be deeply disappointed. 540 00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,676 Okay. 541 00:27:35,678 --> 00:27:38,578 Well, thanks so much for your time. 542 00:27:38,580 --> 00:27:42,182 And on behalf of Sizz and all the other football players out there, 543 00:27:42,184 --> 00:27:44,051 you're fucking fired. 544 00:27:46,245 --> 00:27:47,398 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com -