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Oh, God. Damn it.
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Shit.
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- - Hey, baby,
how's your day going so far?
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Oh, not as good as yours.
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Sizzle told Bleacher Report you
two patched things up last night.
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I guess I'm just tough to stay mad at.
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I will vouch for that.
How was the makeup sex?
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You know I'm a one-woman
man, now, come on.
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Well, I bet I missed
one hell of a party.
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No, it was pretty low-key, actually.
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It was a lot more
business than pleasure.
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Hey, the fellas were asking about you.
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I would have loved to be there,
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but you know I have to stay
sharp on the job right now.
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If Mitch keeps nipping at my heels,
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- I'm going to kick out his laminates.
- Who's Mitch?
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You know, that new
reporter I told you about.
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Oh, right. Eh, fuck that guy.
He's a cocksucker.
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If he's making more money than you and
you've been there for four years,
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you need to talk to
your boss about that.
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Just go in there and talk
to him casual and cool.
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Yeah, I'll slip it right in
between "go" and "fuck yourself."
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There's that can-do spirit I love.
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Hey, I'll catch you later, honey.
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I'm just pulling up to the office now.
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Bye.
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Oh, here it is.
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Strasmore, Spencer.
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Vicodin, was it?
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Yeah.
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You have to say it that loud?
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Oh.
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- Is there a problem?
- You're overdrawn.
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I need to call your doctor. Sit tight.
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I'm sorry. It's a little
misunderstanding.
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Lot of red tape. She's coming back.
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- Sorry.
- It's okay.
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They can't reach your physician.
Said they'd call back.
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- They say how long?
- Could be 10 minutes. Could be an hour.
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You gonna buy that?
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I'm a subscriber.
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Hey, I got some extra. You guys hungry?
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- Bring any raw meat?
- Yeah, one of the burgers was rare.
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Sizzle's in the conference room.
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Marched in, made himself right at home.
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He wasn't so fine, he'd
get a piece of my mind.
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He's early. It's a good thing.
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You called him in?
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He called himself in.
I just set the table.
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Yo, that party, fucking off the chain.
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Legendary. You Anderson guys really
do live up to your reputation.
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We're gangsters.
How's your leg, by the way?
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Better now that Joe ain't tugging on it.
How's your hip?
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Well, it's sore as
fuck by the way, okay?
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With your reflexes, I'm
telling you, brother,
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this comeback is gonna be a
breeze for you, I can tell.
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- What's up, man? Can I have a burger?
- Yeah, sure.
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Appreciate that, bro.
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I'm sorry I'm early. I don't mean
to barge in on y'all like this.
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No, no, T-Sizzle requires
no appointment ever as ASM.
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- I appreciate that.
- You're very welcome.
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- All right.
- All right, talk to me.
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So I looked over those
stock tips you emailed me.
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And after hearing you
talk on Glazer's show,
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it got me wondering, where
the fuck is my money at?
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That's very smart, Sizz. We wish more
players would ask that question.
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Besides the half a mil I got
stashed behind my bedroom wall,
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I realized I have no fucking clue.
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I'm guessing that's not the first
time you've let that info slip,
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so I'm gonna suggest you
move that cash ASAP.
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Joe's right, take it out of your wall.
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Point is, when I ask Andre about it,
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he ain't got no answers for me.
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All he want to talk
about is how much cash
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his golf and tennis
tournaments bring in.
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Do I look like I give a
fuck about golf or tennis?
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- No, you do not.
- I love golf and tennis.
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Man, Andre's full of shit and I don't even
think he really believes in me anymore.
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So he doesn't believe that you can
make it back after this injury,
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- get back on the field, huh?
- Exactly.
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But you've done it before.
You've come back better.
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Right?
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Don't mean I can do it again.
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Hey, you can do it again.
You're gonna do it again.
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You know why? You got an iron will.
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When it's all said and done,
Sizz, you're gonna go down
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as one of the greatest
linebackers of all time.
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Now, Joe and I have complete confidence
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that you're gonna get another
contract, a better contract.
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But, you know, there are no
guarantees in life, right?
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Sizz, you ready to make a change?
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Shit, it feels like it, but Andre always
got a way of talking me out of shit.
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I mean, we're not trying to
force you into anything.
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Hey, you know what?
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- Let me talk to him for a
second outside. - Yeah.
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In the meantime, enjoy the chips.
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- What the fuck are you doing?
- What the fuck are you doing?
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You really want to start poaching
clients and pick a fight with Andre?
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All I care about is Sizzle and
making sure that his needs get met.
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Right now, by the way, our client list
is not cutting it with the old man.
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We need to be proactive. If a
fight is what we get, so be it.
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Virginia, baby, when you get a chance, can
you bring me in some hot sauce, please?
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I'm not your damn assistant, Sizzle.
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Get your own damn hot sauce.
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I got it, Sizz. I'll bring
you some hot sauce.
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- Good man, Joe.
- All right.
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We got to clear this
with the old man first.
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I'm not clearing it with the old man.
This is my division.
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Here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna go back in there
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and we're gonna close the deal, done.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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In this world, you don't just chop
block the biggest guy on the line,
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especially when we're not
cleared by the league yet.
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I say we play it clean until
we're officially registered
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and then we can just chase after Sizz
and whoever the fuck else we want.
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- Hey, Joe.
- What's up, Keith?
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We walk away now, Sizz puts it on
the streets that we pussied out.
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You think I give a shit about that?
I've been called a pussy my whole life.
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Yeah, I'm sure you have, but it's
not gonna start with me now.
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- You're a pussy.
- Watch it.
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Don't worry, you get used to
it with time. You're a pussy.
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- Don't do that.
- Pussy. You fucking pussy.
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- See, you're starting to get
numb to it. Pussy. - Don't do it.
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You crying, pussy?
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Don't do that.
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- Sizz, we're in.
- Fuckin' A.
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You got to call Andre right now,
tell him you're making a change.
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Yeah, all right.
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Probably ain't gonna take the
call, but, you know, fuck it.
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Andre Alan's office.
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It's Terrell Suggs calling
for Andre Alan, please.
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- Hi, Terrell. Can you hold, please?
- Sure.
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This is their routine. She gonna
act like she's gonna go get him,
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then she gonna come back and politely
and tell me to go fuck myself.
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- Watch.
- Hello, Sizz.
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- Andre?
- I'm glad you called.
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Listen, I reserved you some
passes to the Open tomorrow.
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I'd love to see you
there, talk business.
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Uh, yeah. Yeah, that sound good.
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Um, yeah, see you tomorrow.
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- I look forward to it.
- All right, cool.
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- Shit. - Wow, way to dig in on his ass.
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Shit, it seemed kind
of cold-blooded, man.
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I didn't want to do this
shit over the phone.
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Be better to do it tomorrow in person.
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Till then, this doesn't go any further.
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- Bet.
- All right.
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- Thanks for the burger.
- Welcome to the family.
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- Hey, appreciate it.
- All right.
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Hey, man, good luck
tomorrow at the Open.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you talking about?
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Shit, it's not my fight anymore.
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Got my managers to handle
shit like that for me.
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- We got you.
- All right. Don't pussy out.
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Thanks for the invite, Legs. I've been
brown-bagging it for nearly 20 years.
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- You've got to get out more, Jim.
- Amen.
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Listen, um, I was hoping
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we could discuss the Mitch situation.
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Oh, he's blending in well.
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Did a very good job with
the Alonzo Cooley signing.
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Thank you for being so gracious.
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Well, actually, I was a
little confused as to...
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Hey, what's up with the
Ricky Jerret thing?
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Uh, right now there is no Ricky
Jerret thing. He's a free agent.
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Cooley signed a big contract,
so if Jerret leaves town,
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I want to be the first
to break where he lands.
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You've got sources. He and
Spencer Strasmore are tight.
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Okay, we got off track here, Jim.
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I'm just saying that Jerret sounds
like a very compelling story
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on which you happen to
have pole position.
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Completely accidental pun.
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Well, you want that
story, put Mitch on it.
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Make him earn the extra
20 grand you pay him.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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I came here to discuss equal pay
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and you're sitting here asking me
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to use a personal
relationship to hook a story.
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- I'm not judging, Legs.
- Call me Tracy.
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- Oh, come on.
- Is that too much to ask?
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Don't tell me you've lost
your sense of humor.
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What happened to the queen of the double
entendre that I used to know and love?
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She told you to go get pole
position on your new bitch Mitch
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and then she quit.
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What?
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Legs.
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Okay, all right.
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No, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
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- - Okay, all right.
That's it, you done.
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I didn't know
flogging was a training method.
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Built like a brick shit house.
There's no way that hurt you.
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Ask Pacquiao. Shit works.
Preps you for the pain.
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- Mm-hmm. - You should look into
taking up paddleboarding or something.
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- What Siefert say?
- He claims his hands are tied.
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Things seem really fucked up over there.
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Tell me about it. I can't
even get a call about OTAs
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and my deal's already set.
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A lack of gratitude speaks
volumes about a man.
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- That's a good Siefert.
- Morgan Freeman channeling motherfucker.
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They just don't see
the market the way we do.
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- They claim they don't have any money.
- I want what I deserve.
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And if I got to go elsewhere, I will.
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You talking about money
or respect, though?
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- In this game, it's the same thing.
- You want to get paid.
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I promise you we're gonna get you paid.
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Jason's all over it. So am I.
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You have my word.
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All right. So what about me?
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I'm gonna set you up
with Coach Berg, okay?
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And you buy the man a couple of beers,
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and he's gonna give you
the truth, all right?
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I'll call him today.
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That's the plan?
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If you were Vernon, how
much would you pay me?
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What do you mean, like a salary?
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Yeah, let's say weekly.
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Oh, I don't know. Let's...
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let's run those numbers, huh?
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Um, nothing.
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Nothing?
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Yeah, you heard me. Nothing.
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If I could pay you less than
nothing, I'd pay you that.
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You have no idea of all the
stuff I do for Vernon.
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Exactly right. That's why I would
pay you less than nothing.
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You should pay me to hang out.
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I provide food, females,
travel, fun, cars, parties.
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What the fuck do you provide?
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Okay.
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Okay, so this is like a role-play thing.
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For me it is. You're playing yourself.
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Okay, I'm your main motivator.
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Okay? I advise you on contracts.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Schedule training.
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00:11:46,385 --> 00:11:49,019
Coordinate leisure activities.
235
00:11:49,021 --> 00:11:52,622
Just last week I massaged that
fucking groin muscle you tweaked.
236
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:55,960
Hmm? And I provide a buffer between you
237
00:11:55,962 --> 00:11:59,330
and that slippery bald white guy that
always carrying Spencer's jockstrap.
238
00:11:59,332 --> 00:12:02,131
Joe? He's actually a really smart guy.
239
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:06,169
All right, listen, Joe,
240
00:12:06,171 --> 00:12:08,371
I'm 24 years old, okay?
241
00:12:08,373 --> 00:12:10,473
I drove here in a $400,000 Rolls
242
00:12:10,475 --> 00:12:13,243
and I don't even have
a checking account.
243
00:12:13,245 --> 00:12:16,346
I just want enough to get my own place
244
00:12:16,348 --> 00:12:19,314
and not have to get
permission to have shit.
245
00:12:20,484 --> 00:12:22,217
Is that too must to ask?
246
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:25,187
How's 1,500 a week sound?
247
00:12:30,194 --> 00:12:33,395
Hey. Come join the party.
248
00:12:36,065 --> 00:12:39,200
- It's a party, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
249
00:12:39,202 --> 00:12:40,567
Where is everyone?
250
00:12:40,569 --> 00:12:43,804
Nope, it's just you.
251
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,940
Mm-hmm.
252
00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:51,078
A little loud.
253
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,579
Mmm.
254
00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:57,050
You okay?
255
00:12:57,052 --> 00:13:00,486
I went to talk to my boss
about the whole salary thing
256
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:05,525
and he started cracking jokes,
so I lit him up and I quit.
257
00:13:07,129 --> 00:13:09,461
Fuck it.
258
00:13:09,463 --> 00:13:12,264
Shit, I feel like an ass.
259
00:13:12,266 --> 00:13:14,566
You know what? For four fucking years,
260
00:13:14,568 --> 00:13:17,536
I laughed at their horrible jokes
261
00:13:17,538 --> 00:13:19,738
and I played their game perfectly
262
00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:21,540
and they still paid Mitch more.
263
00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:24,276
Shitty-ass, weasel-faced fuck.
264
00:13:24,278 --> 00:13:27,511
You want me to go to his office
tomorrow morning, smack him around?
265
00:13:27,513 --> 00:13:28,779
I'll do it.
266
00:13:28,781 --> 00:13:30,614
I mean, I will fuck him up.
267
00:13:30,616 --> 00:13:32,450
No, I'll be fine.
268
00:13:32,452 --> 00:13:34,319
- No?
- Thank you.
269
00:13:37,424 --> 00:13:40,058
Hey, Trace, I'm sorry.
270
00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,426
I never meant for this to happen.
271
00:13:41,428 --> 00:13:43,626
It's not your fault.
272
00:13:43,628 --> 00:13:47,797
But you guys really suck sometimes.
273
00:13:51,003 --> 00:13:53,337
Yeah, we do.
274
00:14:02,013 --> 00:14:03,312
Fuck.
275
00:14:37,913 --> 00:14:39,813
Fuck.
276
00:14:44,353 --> 00:14:46,153
Vern, where you been?
277
00:14:46,155 --> 00:14:47,454
Hey, what's up, Joe?
278
00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:48,855
I'm working out. Can we make this quick?
279
00:14:48,857 --> 00:14:50,857
Reggie ask you about his salary yet?
280
00:14:50,859 --> 00:14:52,858
We're supposed to talk later today.
Shit's complicated.
281
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:54,693
- He's important to you, right? - Yeah.
282
00:14:54,695 --> 00:14:56,862
- You want to keep him around?
- Word, that's my bro.
283
00:14:56,864 --> 00:14:59,298
- This isn't a friendship thing, Vern.
- I rely on him, Joe.
284
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,734
Put him on the payroll. It's not gonna
put a dent in your bank account.
285
00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:05,104
Gives him a sense of worth and
clears you of any liability.
286
00:15:05,106 --> 00:15:07,407
If he fucks up in the future,
you can just cut bait.
287
00:15:07,409 --> 00:15:09,274
- How much you think he should get?
- I don't know.
288
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:12,911
How's 1,500 a week sound? That fair?
289
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,413
Bet.
290
00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:15,747
I'm gonna assume that's a yes.
291
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,950
Yes, Joseph. That's a yes.
292
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,885
All right, big man.
293
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,792
Hey, I really appreciate you seeing
me at such short notice, Doc.
294
00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:30,627
Mm-hmm.
295
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:37,000
Heard Dr. Grodan took
his family sailing.
296
00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:40,037
Does that guy ever work? Ever?
297
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,440
How much are you taking, Spencer?
298
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,376
A couple pills a day. Just
when the pain flares up.
299
00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:50,580
- So two a day?
- Give or take.
300
00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:54,217
If it were two a day, you wouldn't
need to refill this frequently.
301
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:57,787
Well, you know, that's
the give or take part.
302
00:15:59,057 --> 00:16:01,490
It's a series two drug now.
303
00:16:01,492 --> 00:16:04,893
This type of volume
puts us both at risk.
304
00:16:04,895 --> 00:16:07,996
I... I'm not at risk.
305
00:16:07,998 --> 00:16:10,466
Abusing these pills
306
00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:12,968
can lead to serious
kidney and liver damage.
307
00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:16,037
- I'm not abusing.
- Not to mention depression,
308
00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:18,038
mood swings, aggression.
309
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:22,076
Hey, I just banged up
my hip a little bit
310
00:16:22,078 --> 00:16:24,645
and I just need something to
ease the pain, that's all.
311
00:16:24,647 --> 00:16:26,314
How did you injure it?
312
00:16:29,352 --> 00:16:30,784
Tennis.
313
00:16:30,786 --> 00:16:33,753
Yeah, I got real aggressive
on my backhand volley.
314
00:16:33,755 --> 00:16:35,188
Old habit.
315
00:16:35,190 --> 00:16:36,590
Did you come in and
see someone about it?
316
00:16:36,592 --> 00:16:38,425
For a tennis injury? No. Come on, Doc.
317
00:16:38,427 --> 00:16:40,093
I'm a football player.
318
00:16:40,095 --> 00:16:41,495
I can't have that shit
out in the streets.
319
00:16:41,497 --> 00:16:43,263
I got a rep to protect.
320
00:16:43,265 --> 00:16:45,532
Plus I'm a man of pride. You know that.
321
00:16:47,336 --> 00:16:49,836
I'm not comfortable writing any more
prescriptions for you, Spencer.
322
00:16:49,838 --> 00:16:52,804
I'm in pain pretty much
all the fucking time.
323
00:16:52,806 --> 00:16:56,675
And the medication and my job are the
only things that keep my mind off it.
324
00:16:56,677 --> 00:17:00,279
So if you could just write
me a scrip this one time
325
00:17:00,281 --> 00:17:03,649
so I can go back to work and I can
finally put this stabbing sensation
326
00:17:03,651 --> 00:17:06,685
that's on the entire
left side of my body
327
00:17:06,687 --> 00:17:09,654
to rest just for a while.
328
00:17:10,757 --> 00:17:12,157
Please.
329
00:17:14,494 --> 00:17:17,128
I'm gonna write you one scrip.
330
00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:18,996
- 20 pills.
- Mm-hmm.
331
00:17:20,967 --> 00:17:25,135
Your one condition is to
have a full examination
332
00:17:25,137 --> 00:17:27,337
within the next 10 days.
333
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,640
- That's right.
- Until that happens
334
00:17:29,642 --> 00:17:33,076
and we fix the problem, no more
medication from me, Spencer.
335
00:17:33,078 --> 00:17:34,545
Yeah, no, I got it. No more from you,
336
00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:36,480
10 days, we're gonna fix the problem.
337
00:17:36,482 --> 00:17:38,682
- But we're gonna do it together.
- I'm serious.
338
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:41,617
So am I. I'm serious, too.
Thank you so much.
339
00:17:41,619 --> 00:17:43,653
It's always a pleasure.
340
00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:45,120
San Diego.
341
00:17:45,122 --> 00:17:47,657
Beautiful beaches, bikini-clad bitches,
342
00:17:47,659 --> 00:17:50,859
and my bolo tie-wearing
brother from another mother,
343
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,728
- Philip Rivers.
- Rivers can sling it.
344
00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:54,497
And they could be moving to LA.
345
00:17:54,499 --> 00:17:57,366
I got female problems in
both locations. Pass.
346
00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:00,168
The Mile "High" City.
347
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:03,438
Super Bowl champs where
the weed is legal
348
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,373
- and the fans are passionate.
- And hungry.
349
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,242
Denver's barely got any
black people, all right?
350
00:18:07,244 --> 00:18:09,411
Come on, Jason, T knows that. Pass.
351
00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:10,978
They ain't got no black
people, but the weed...
352
00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:13,248
But the weed is legal.
I don't smoke. Pass.
353
00:18:15,085 --> 00:18:17,150
Buffalo got cap room.
354
00:18:17,152 --> 00:18:19,786
Rex is a player's coach and they have
seriously upgraded their talent.
355
00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:21,822
0 for four in Super Bowls.
356
00:18:21,824 --> 00:18:25,792
You bring a ring to Buffalo,
you will be a god, Ricky.
357
00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:29,263
Look at the snow, Ricky. Remember what
it was like in December in Green Bay?
358
00:18:29,265 --> 00:18:31,565
Same shit in Buffalo
without Aaron Rodgers.
359
00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:35,000
- Tyrod could be for real.
- Yes, he could be.
360
00:18:35,002 --> 00:18:37,303
He could be the franchise quarterback
that they've been waiting for.
361
00:18:37,305 --> 00:18:39,405
Let's put it on the back burner.
Put it on the back burner.
362
00:18:39,407 --> 00:18:41,407
- Even with the snow?
- Mark it down.
363
00:18:41,409 --> 00:18:43,409
- It's on the back burner.
- Who's next?
364
00:18:43,411 --> 00:18:46,546
The most dominant
franchise in football.
365
00:18:46,548 --> 00:18:49,081
Four titles in the last 15 years.
366
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:51,883
13 AFC East titles during that same span
367
00:18:51,885 --> 00:18:55,420
and a chance to take a dump
on the Dolphins twice a year.
368
00:18:55,422 --> 00:18:57,222
Two times a year.
369
00:18:59,426 --> 00:19:01,260
- Pass.
- Huh?
370
00:19:01,262 --> 00:19:03,595
Come on, man, the hoodie
is cooler than you think.
371
00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:07,498
Zero tolerance ain't a good fit for me.
Who's next?
372
00:19:09,068 --> 00:19:12,202
The Big Sleazy. Cajun crawfish,
373
00:19:12,204 --> 00:19:14,838
beignets, Bourbon Street, Jazz Fest,
374
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,974
Drew Brees and Coach Payton.
375
00:19:16,976 --> 00:19:19,143
Sean Payton is a genius offensive mind,
376
00:19:19,145 --> 00:19:21,279
all right, and they are
in need of playmakers.
377
00:19:21,281 --> 00:19:22,846
You are a playmaker.
378
00:19:22,848 --> 00:19:25,081
Big Easy, huh?
379
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,216
It's one hell of a football town, Rick.
380
00:19:27,218 --> 00:19:28,718
They love them some Saints.
381
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:32,555
Did I mention that weed
was legal in Denver?
382
00:19:32,557 --> 00:19:34,524
- Pass.
- He don't smoke.
383
00:19:49,774 --> 00:19:51,607
Stay low, Vern.
384
00:19:51,609 --> 00:19:55,811
Oh, fucking mosquitoes. God
damn, I hate this shit.
385
00:19:55,813 --> 00:19:58,713
You know I pulled a fucking tick
off my ball sack at snack time?
386
00:19:58,715 --> 00:20:01,215
Quiet, Reg. Enemy's right over there.
387
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:04,819
You give the salary thing a think?
388
00:20:04,821 --> 00:20:06,788
Yeah, it's a good idea.
389
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,123
Good. Good. Great.
390
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,460
- How much you want?
- How much you willing to shell out?
391
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,628
- You the one asking.
- You the one paying.
392
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,231
All right, say it at the
same time on three.
393
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:19,800
- Ready?
- I'm ready.
394
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:23,937
One, two, three.
395
00:20:23,939 --> 00:20:25,772
- 800.
- 3,000.
396
00:20:25,774 --> 00:20:27,774
- What?
- What?
397
00:20:27,776 --> 00:20:28,975
3,000?
398
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,211
Hell, no. You tripping, Reg.
399
00:20:32,647 --> 00:20:35,013
If Siefert is gonna drop the sickle,
400
00:20:35,015 --> 00:20:36,682
I would just rather know right now.
401
00:20:36,684 --> 00:20:38,384
Why are you so dramatic?
402
00:20:38,386 --> 00:20:41,454
Are you appreciated? Yes, of
course you're appreciated.
403
00:20:41,456 --> 00:20:43,121
Your leadership in the huddle.
404
00:20:43,123 --> 00:20:44,857
- Your leadership in the locker room.
- Yeah.
405
00:20:44,859 --> 00:20:46,759
- You're very much appreciated. - Yes.
406
00:20:46,761 --> 00:20:48,727
- Yes.
- Yes. But?
407
00:20:48,729 --> 00:20:51,396
But Kovac is healthy again, okay?
408
00:20:51,398 --> 00:20:54,165
He's younger than you, he's a
little bit faster than you,
409
00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:57,502
and he's a whole fuckload of a
lot cheaper than you, okay?
410
00:20:57,504 --> 00:21:00,271
So now, listen, there's an
opening on the right side.
411
00:21:00,273 --> 00:21:03,107
I want you to move over and
I want you to try it out.
412
00:21:03,109 --> 00:21:04,776
- You want to try me?
- Yes.
413
00:21:04,778 --> 00:21:06,677
- On the right side?
- Correct.
414
00:21:06,679 --> 00:21:09,346
I've been banging heads in this
league for 12 years, Coach.
415
00:21:09,348 --> 00:21:11,782
I protected your little
candy ass quarterback's
416
00:21:11,784 --> 00:21:13,650
$96 million ass, didn't I?
417
00:21:13,652 --> 00:21:15,452
- Did he get hurt?
- No, he didn't.
418
00:21:15,454 --> 00:21:17,488
- No, because I had his blind side.
- Yes, you did.
419
00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:20,791
And now here you go moving
me to right tackle?
420
00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:23,526
I'm not moving you. I'm
asking you to do something
421
00:21:23,528 --> 00:21:25,728
very, very, very few athletes could do.
422
00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:28,931
Charles, this is a real opportunity
for you and it's your choice.
423
00:21:28,933 --> 00:21:32,301
You either go onto the right
side or you go back home
424
00:21:32,303 --> 00:21:34,904
and it's "SportsCenter" with
your dick in your left hand
425
00:21:34,906 --> 00:21:36,939
and a big old jug of
Kaopectate in your right hand.
426
00:21:36,941 --> 00:21:39,108
Now you want another round?
427
00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:40,609
Yeah.
428
00:21:40,611 --> 00:21:42,778
Charlie, two.
429
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:06,033
I like that I feel uncomfortable
around this many white people these days.
430
00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:08,569
You got soul now, Joe.
431
00:22:08,571 --> 00:22:10,638
Hope they have a buffet. I'm starving.
432
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,272
Hey, I love your confidence, man,
433
00:22:12,274 --> 00:22:14,507
and I want to build this
division as badly as you do,
434
00:22:14,509 --> 00:22:18,110
but Miami wealth is on
a whole other level.
435
00:22:18,112 --> 00:22:19,712
I mean, they've got money to burn,
436
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:22,248
resources we don't have, you know?
437
00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:25,051
They're the top firm in Miami.
438
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:29,322
Maybe we should ask
ourselves one more time,
439
00:22:29,324 --> 00:22:32,190
just take a quick
moment to ask ourselves
440
00:22:32,192 --> 00:22:33,759
if we should be doing this.
441
00:22:33,761 --> 00:22:35,794
Okay.
442
00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:40,298
Yes.
443
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:42,200
- Get our tickets.
- Not as quick.
444
00:22:42,202 --> 00:22:44,536
Let's do another one, but not as quick.
445
00:22:44,538 --> 00:22:47,872
- 1,000 bucks I don't fit in this
beautiful Pagani. - I'll double that.
446
00:22:47,874 --> 00:22:50,875
The two tickets under
Terrell Suggs, please.
447
00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:55,980
- All right.
- Are you Vin Diesel?
448
00:22:55,982 --> 00:22:58,883
No, I'm bigger and better-looking.
449
00:22:58,885 --> 00:23:01,352
Come on, Vin, don't mess with the kid.
450
00:23:01,354 --> 00:23:03,554
- Yes, this is Vin Diesel.
- Wow.
451
00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:06,356
- I'm Bruce Willis, actually. Yeah.
Thank you. - Let's go, Bruce.
452
00:23:06,358 --> 00:23:08,692
Do you hear
453
00:23:08,694 --> 00:23:11,394
the noises she's making
when she hits the ball?
454
00:23:11,396 --> 00:23:13,763
I'd fuck her. I'd fuck her, too.
455
00:23:13,765 --> 00:23:16,733
This game is so sexual, huh?
456
00:23:16,735 --> 00:23:19,870
I'd do both of them. I love tennis now.
457
00:23:19,872 --> 00:23:21,770
Shit.
458
00:23:21,772 --> 00:23:23,706
Hey, Joe.
459
00:23:23,708 --> 00:23:26,709
I need you to do something for me.
460
00:23:26,711 --> 00:23:29,378
I'm sorry, giving you life
after football wasn't enough?
461
00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:31,614
I need you to clock me.
462
00:23:31,616 --> 00:23:33,916
Get the fuck out of here.
463
00:23:33,918 --> 00:23:36,151
No, no, no, I'm serious.
It's my pregame ritual.
464
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,887
Helps kill the butterflies.
I need you to clock me.
465
00:23:37,889 --> 00:23:39,453
Oh, now you're nervous?
466
00:23:39,455 --> 00:23:43,124
No, it just gets the
competitive juices... oh!
467
00:23:43,126 --> 00:23:44,559
I assumed you wanted open hand.
468
00:23:44,561 --> 00:23:46,728
I mean, I can ball it
up for you if you want.
469
00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:48,663
- That's quite enough.
- Sandwich style.
470
00:23:48,665 --> 00:23:50,732
- No sandwich.
- All right.
471
00:23:54,203 --> 00:23:56,436
Buddy, there's something
else I got to tell you.
472
00:23:56,438 --> 00:23:58,772
You and Andre were lovers.
I fucking knew it.
473
00:23:58,774 --> 00:24:01,107
No, no, but we do have history.
474
00:24:01,109 --> 00:24:03,243
He mismanaged my money
475
00:24:03,245 --> 00:24:05,812
and we had a really bad breakup.
476
00:24:05,814 --> 00:24:09,550
So is this personal or is this business?
477
00:24:09,552 --> 00:24:12,152
It's a little bit of both.
478
00:24:12,154 --> 00:24:14,854
You want to hit me again?
479
00:24:16,424 --> 00:24:19,792
- No, let's go do this.
- My man.
480
00:24:28,502 --> 00:24:30,468
Fucking paintball.
481
00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:48,052
800 a week, my ant-infested ass.
482
00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:53,490
- Fuck!
- Vern!
483
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,026
- Here, Vern, you all right? - Ah, fuck!
484
00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:58,596
- Vern? - My fucking leg!
485
00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:02,499
- Ah, motherfucker!
- Oh, my God, Nate, what did you do?
486
00:25:08,272 --> 00:25:10,272
- We're here to see Mr. Alan.
- Gentlemen.
487
00:25:10,274 --> 00:25:12,675
Mr. Alan is right over there.
488
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:17,480
- Ah, the Sizzle boys brought
the weather. - Hello.
489
00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:20,016
- This is Caroline Wozniacki, of course.
- Sure.
490
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:23,318
This is the main reason I wanted to
be in the tennis business right here.
491
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,621
As you know, we started the
Biscayne Open together years ago.
492
00:25:25,623 --> 00:25:27,455
Yeah, he seems to forget it was my idea,
493
00:25:27,457 --> 00:25:29,658
especially while he was
negotiating my appearance fee.
494
00:25:29,660 --> 00:25:32,761
- Sounds like a classic conflict of
interest. - No, I don't think so.
495
00:25:32,763 --> 00:25:35,263
If you look at her earning
statement, there's zero conflict.
496
00:25:35,265 --> 00:25:39,000
- If you want to hit some balls sometime,
let me know. - I'll be in touch.
497
00:25:39,002 --> 00:25:40,701
Bye.
498
00:25:40,703 --> 00:25:42,402
- Want to sit down?
- Yeah.
499
00:25:42,404 --> 00:25:44,939
Listen, I read in the paper that
500
00:25:44,941 --> 00:25:47,975
Anderson had moved shop recently.
501
00:25:47,977 --> 00:25:49,962
- Yeah, only our division.
- Yeah, we're at
502
00:25:49,987 --> 00:25:51,812
the Related now down by the river mouth.
503
00:25:51,814 --> 00:25:53,848
Oh, yes. I got some
properties down here.
504
00:25:53,850 --> 00:25:55,715
That's nice and quaint there
at the mouth of the river.
505
00:25:55,717 --> 00:25:57,383
- Champagne?
- I'm good, thank you.
506
00:25:57,385 --> 00:25:59,352
Oh, I'll take his.
507
00:25:59,354 --> 00:26:02,255
Okay, let's cut to the chase.
Let's talk about the Sizz.
508
00:26:02,257 --> 00:26:04,124
It's just Sizz, actually.
509
00:26:04,126 --> 00:26:08,394
I like to call him the Sizz because
I like to personalize things.
510
00:26:08,396 --> 00:26:11,497
Yeah, me, too. I call him the Spence.
Hates it.
511
00:26:11,499 --> 00:26:14,667
Yeah, well, the Sizz, he's one of
my most important football clients.
512
00:26:14,669 --> 00:26:18,303
We are doing some very important
business deals, so I'd be very careful.
513
00:26:18,305 --> 00:26:21,606
Well, Sizz says he feels neglected.
514
00:26:21,608 --> 00:26:24,043
So does my wife.
515
00:26:24,045 --> 00:26:26,244
So I will tell you and the
Sizz what I tell her.
516
00:26:26,246 --> 00:26:27,813
I've got a lot of things going on.
517
00:26:27,815 --> 00:26:30,181
Obviously. We know that. I
mean, this place is sweet.
518
00:26:30,183 --> 00:26:32,045
Listen, I know you guys
got this little Frick
519
00:26:32,070 --> 00:26:33,785
and Frack thing going
on with the players.
520
00:26:33,787 --> 00:26:36,654
You got the good-times approach to them.
You got the wild parties.
521
00:26:36,656 --> 00:26:39,456
You know, you're one of the guys,
you're charming, you're up front.
522
00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:40,792
One of you is good-looking.
523
00:26:40,794 --> 00:26:42,160
Please, you're embarrassing me.
524
00:26:42,162 --> 00:26:43,861
But here's the deal.
525
00:26:48,901 --> 00:26:50,767
I don't have a lot of love for guys
526
00:26:50,769 --> 00:26:53,870
who want to waltz into my
backyard and hang a shingle.
527
00:26:53,872 --> 00:26:56,173
I've been doing this thing for 20 years
528
00:26:56,175 --> 00:26:57,808
and you've been doing, what, 20 minutes,
529
00:26:57,810 --> 00:26:59,976
and you think you're gonna
steal one of my clients?
530
00:26:59,978 --> 00:27:02,212
I don't lose clients.
I don't lose, period.
531
00:27:02,214 --> 00:27:04,346
So the Sizz stays where he is.
532
00:27:04,348 --> 00:27:07,016
Well, maybe we can call Sizz
now, see what he thinks.
533
00:27:07,018 --> 00:27:09,251
He doesn't know what he thinks.
He's a football player.
534
00:27:11,622 --> 00:27:13,789
You sound very worried, Andre.
535
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:20,294
Maybe you don't understand your
clients as well as you think you do.
536
00:27:20,296 --> 00:27:22,330
Maybe they need somebody who does.
537
00:27:22,332 --> 00:27:24,733
No, what they need is someone to
protect and grow their money.
538
00:27:24,735 --> 00:27:27,335
So if they think you're the guy
for that, you and I both know
539
00:27:27,337 --> 00:27:30,438
rather clearly that they're
gonna be deeply disappointed.
540
00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,676
Okay.
541
00:27:35,678 --> 00:27:38,578
Well, thanks so much for your time.
542
00:27:38,580 --> 00:27:42,182
And on behalf of Sizz and all the
other football players out there,
543
00:27:42,184 --> 00:27:44,051
you're fucking fired.
544
00:27:46,245 --> 00:27:47,398
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