1 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:01,935 -Good 2 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:02,135 -Good evening, 3 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:03,003 -Good evening, everybody, 4 00:00:03,036 --> 00:00:05,839 -Good and welcome tobody, "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 5 00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:10,343 On tonight's show, superstar Wayne Brady, 6 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:13,413 shooting star Gary Anthony Williams, 7 00:00:13,446 --> 00:00:16,049 falling star Colin Mochrie, 8 00:00:16,082 --> 00:00:20,720 and death star Ryan Stiles. 9 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,422 And I'm Aisha Tyler. 10 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:24,891 This is gonna be awesome! 11 00:00:24,924 --> 00:00:28,194 [ Cheers and applause ] 12 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:30,096 Whoo-hoo! 13 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:32,232 Hey! 14 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:34,634 Hey, everybody. Welcome. 15 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:37,303 Welcome to the show where everything is made up 16 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:39,305 and the points don't matter. 17 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:40,707 We've got a great show for you tonight, 18 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:43,476 so let's get started with a game we call "Scenes from a Hat," 19 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:44,811 which is for all four performers. 20 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:47,714 So, Ryan and Colin, you're gonna go over there. 21 00:00:47,747 --> 00:00:49,883 Wayne and Gary, come right here. 22 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:53,653 Now, before the show, 23 00:00:53,686 --> 00:00:55,288 we asked the audience to write down scenes 24 00:00:55,321 --> 00:00:57,123 they would like see acted out by our performers, 25 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:58,491 and I've got the suggestions 26 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:01,594 in this very subtly-colored hat right here. 27 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,096 I'm gonna read them out, 28 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:04,864 and we're gonna see how many our performers can act out. 29 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,199 You guys ready? 30 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:09,903 "World's Worst Stage Act." 31 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:13,006 -♪ 1,003, 1,004 ♪ 32 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:16,242 ♪ 1,005, 1,006 ♪ 33 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:19,045 ♪ 1,007, 1,008 ♪ 34 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:22,148 ♪ 1,009, 1,010 ♪ [ Buzzer ] 35 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:25,385 ♪ 1,011, 1,012 ♪ [ Buzzer ] 36 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:28,621 ♪ 1,013 ♪ 37 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:32,258 ♪ 1,014, 1,0-- ♪ 38 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:34,027 [ Buzzer ] 39 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:35,628 [ Cheers and applause ] 40 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:44,204 -Now two balls. 41 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:45,638 [ Buzzer ] 42 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:51,511 [ Laughter ] 43 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:55,014 -Is this your watch? 44 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:56,316 [ Laughter ] 45 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:57,550 [ Buzzer ] 46 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:03,756 -I am my own ventriloquist. 47 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:07,727 [ Laughter ] 48 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,362 Hey, Timmy. How you doing? 49 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:10,430 I don't know. 50 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:12,432 [ Gargling ] 51 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:14,767 [ Buzzer ] Thank you. 52 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,170 [ Cheers and applause ] 53 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:19,706 -I'm here to tell you, America, 54 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:22,775 being fat Wayne Brady isn't all it's cracked up to be. 55 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,711 [ Laughter, applause ] 56 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:26,579 [ Buzzer ] 57 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:28,114 [ Laughter continues ] 58 00:02:32,752 --> 00:02:37,524 -"Strange Products to Sell with a Sexy Voiceover." 59 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:41,594 -[ Deep voice ] Don't you think it's time 60 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:43,496 for you to get an amputation? 61 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:45,498 [ Laughter ] 62 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,367 [ Buzzer ] 63 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,669 -Very yucky. -The actual... 64 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:56,543 -[ Whispering ] Let's make those hemorrhoids disappear. 65 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:58,311 [ Laughter ] 66 00:02:58,344 --> 00:02:59,546 [ Buzzer ] 67 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,517 -Mm... 68 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:08,254 Constriction socks for those varicose veins. 69 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:09,355 [ Laughter ] 70 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:13,092 Yeah, so tight. 71 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,827 So tight. 72 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:18,097 Push the [bleep] buzzer. 73 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:19,132 [ Buzzer ] 74 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:21,067 [ Laughter, applause ] 75 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:32,679 -"People You Don't Want to Be Stuck in an Elevator with." 76 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:38,151 -Constriction socks. 77 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:40,119 So tight. 78 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:42,121 So tight. 79 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:43,590 [ Buzzer ] 80 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:46,159 [ Laughter ] 81 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:50,530 -"Things That Don't Sound As Bad When You Sing Them." 82 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:57,303 -♪ Erectile dysfunction ♪ 83 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:59,505 ♪ Down at the junction ♪ 84 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:00,940 [ Buzzer ] 85 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,009 [ Cheers and applause ] 86 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:10,583 -♪ Your daddy and I are getting a divorce ♪ 87 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:12,452 -♪ And whose fault is it? ♪ 88 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:14,520 ♪ Yours, of course ♪ 89 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:17,123 [ Buzzer ] ♪ Yours, of course ♪ 90 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:21,561 ♪ Yours, of course ♪ 91 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:22,895 Yeah! -Therapy. 92 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:26,266 [ Cheers and applause ] 93 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:27,867 -Ohh! 94 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:30,970 -♪ You can go oftener ♪ 95 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:33,506 ♪ If you have stool softener ♪ 96 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:34,507 [ Laughter ] 97 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:36,943 [ Buzzer ] 98 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:38,811 [ Cheers and applause ] 99 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:45,918 -1,000 points to each and every one of you from me, 100 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,054 and I expect flowers and a card in the morning. 101 00:04:48,087 --> 00:04:49,289 -Check under your desk. -Ooh! 102 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:50,323 -It's not morning yet. -Hello. 103 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:51,591 No, there's nothing under there. 104 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:52,925 There's nothing there. 105 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,627 Now we're gonna play a game called "Sound Effects." 106 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:56,129 This is a game for Ryan and Colin, 107 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:58,831 so come on down, gentlemen. 108 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:00,033 We're also gonna need help 109 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,835 from two volunteers from the audience. 110 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:06,639 I remember. Let's see who we're gonna use. 111 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:08,041 Ah! 112 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:09,909 Oh, hi. Hello. 113 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:11,377 Tell me your name. 114 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:14,013 -Erin. -Erin. Come with me, Erin. 115 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,715 Who else? Who else wants up? 116 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:16,949 -Hi. -Hi. 117 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,951 Tell me your name. -Hi. I'm Kelly. 118 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,487 -Kelly, come with me. Kelly and Erin. 119 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:24,857 Give it up for Kelly and Erin. Come on down. 120 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:27,994 [ Cheers and applause ] Yaaaay! 121 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:30,229 Okay, go ahead and join those guys onstage. 122 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:32,732 I'll bring you a microphone. 123 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:35,268 Alright, so here's how this is going to work. 124 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:38,237 Ryan and Colin are gonna perform a scene, and Erin and Kelly 125 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:39,706 are gonna provide the sound effects, 126 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,708 but when prompted, so look at the action, 127 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:43,910 and when they indicate that they need some sounds, 128 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:45,144 make some sounds. 129 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,814 And Erin is gonna do them for Colin, and, Kelly, 130 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,216 you're gonna do them for Ryan, and your scene is that, 131 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:53,319 Ryan and Colin, you are two cavalry officers, 132 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,321 and you're in the Wild West. 133 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,989 You ride through Apache territory 134 00:05:57,023 --> 00:06:00,893 to defend a bank train from armed robbers. 135 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:02,895 Take it away. 136 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:04,263 -♪ Doop-doop, doop-doop ♪ 137 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:06,165 -♪ Da-doop, da-doop, da-doop, da-doop ♪ 138 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,134 Well, that's -- that's enough of the musical ride. 139 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:10,770 -Right. Someday we're gonna have to get on real horses. 140 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:12,138 You know that. -I know. 141 00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:14,340 -Instead of these cheap ones outside the general store. 142 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,142 -[ Neighs ] 143 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:18,010 -You know, we're in dangerous territory. 144 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,413 -Apache territory. -I know. Listen, the drums. 145 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,648 -Hoo! -Boom-boom, boom-boom. 146 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:25,385 -It's alright. They're being played by owls. We're okay. 147 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,853 [ Laughter, applause ] 148 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,722 Alright, I'll assemble the troops. Let me sound cavalry. 149 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:32,825 -[ Imitates trumpet fanfare ] 150 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,093 -Wasn't that the "Star Wars" theme? 151 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,828 -Yes, it was. 152 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:39,699 [ Laughter ] 153 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,167 -Look, a train! 154 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,436 -[ Imitating train chugging ] 155 00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:44,704 -It's moving pretty slowly. -Yeah. 156 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:47,140 -Those robbers are gonna catch up to it very quickly. 157 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:49,675 -It doesn't look like any of the other troops are joining us. 158 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:52,044 -Quick, jump on these buffalo, make our way down there. 159 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,045 -Alright. 160 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,280 -[ Imitating buffalo crying ] 161 00:06:54,313 --> 00:06:55,782 -Oh. Whoa. 162 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:57,784 -I'm sorry. -I'm sorry, Corporal. 163 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:00,386 -Let's just run down to... 164 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,588 -They did not wanna be ridden. -No. 165 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:05,057 [ Laughter ] -Look. 166 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,994 Let's grab onto the train and climb up on the top. 167 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:09,395 That way, we can see if anyone's coming. 168 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,696 -The train's still coming? -Yeah. 169 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:11,998 -[ Imitating train chugging ] -Told ya. 170 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:13,433 -There it is. -Right. 171 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:15,435 Jump. -Whoo! 172 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:17,236 -Oh! -That was fun. 173 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,372 Let's do it again. 174 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:20,773 -Alright, this time watch out for the cat. 175 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:22,575 -Alright. -[ Imitating train chugging ] 176 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:23,943 -Meow. -Wurr! 177 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:26,946 -That's so much fun. Alright, we're on the train. 178 00:07:26,979 --> 00:07:28,815 We're heading into Apache territory, I suppose. 179 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:29,916 -Oh, look. -Huh? 180 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,084 -That looks like a whole group of rustlers. 181 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,487 [ Both grunting ] 182 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,422 -Japanese rustlers. -Yeah. 183 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,824 -The worst kind. 184 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:40,927 -Oh! Oh, my eye. Oh. 185 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,595 -They seem pretty disturbed about something. 186 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,565 -This is our stop. We'd better get off. 187 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:47,200 -I don't think we have enough bullets. 188 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,402 -The middle of the desert. What are we gonna -- Careful. 189 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:51,070 -What? -Rattlesnake. 190 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,605 -[ Imitating rattling ] -[ Gasps ] 191 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,407 -I've urinated all over myself. 192 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:58,244 -I'm scared. I'm scared. [ Buzzer ] 193 00:07:58,277 --> 00:08:00,112 [ Cheers and applause ] 194 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,216 -Thank you. -Thank you. 195 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:05,117 Thank you so much. 196 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:09,121 Everybody give it up for Erin and Kelly! 197 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,057 [ Cheers and applause ] 198 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:13,493 Alright, we'll see even more after the break 199 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:16,329 on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" right after this. 200 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:22,869 ♪♪ 201 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:25,037 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 202 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:26,539 the show where everything is made up 203 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:28,374 and the points don't matter. 204 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:30,176 Now we're gonna play a game called "Newsflash." 205 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:32,378 This is for Ryan, Gary, and Colin. 206 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:34,113 So, guys, come on down. 207 00:08:34,146 --> 00:08:35,548 [ Cheers and applause ] 208 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:38,718 Ryan and Gary are gonna be two news anchors in the studio, 209 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:40,253 and Colin is gonna be in the field 210 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:43,022 as a reporter covering a breaking news story. 211 00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:45,391 But he's not actually gonna know what the news story is 212 00:08:45,424 --> 00:08:47,293 because he'll be standing in front of a blank screen 213 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:49,695 just like your weatherman on your home newscast. 214 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:52,031 And even if he looks behind him, all he can see is green. 215 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:53,666 He has no monitors and absolutely 216 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,434 no idea what's going on. 217 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:58,004 By the magic of television, Ryan, Gary, and everybody else 218 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,539 watching will all see the news story 219 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:03,175 projected onto the TV screen. The challenge that Colin faces 220 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:06,145 is guessing what the news story is. 221 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:09,515 And so here we go now over to Ryan and Gary in the studio. 222 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,617 -We have a breaking news story out in the field. 223 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,953 We go to our man in the streets, Colin Mochrie. 224 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:15,221 Can you hear us, Colin? 225 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:17,557 [ Laughter ] 226 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,559 -Co-- Colin. Colin, can you -- -Oh. 227 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:22,461 -Can you-- We're in the studio. Can you hear us? 228 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:25,031 -I can hear you now. There was some technical difficulties. 229 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,333 I could barely hear you over this. 230 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:28,768 -Right. 231 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,536 [ Audience "ohhs" ] 232 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,471 -Oh, did you see that? -I did. 233 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:35,441 -I can't even find the words to describe it. 234 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:38,377 -Colin, I'm wondering -- Is that what happened to you? 235 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,614 [ Audience "ohhs" ] 236 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:44,984 -He means that, of course, spiritually. 237 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,085 [ Audience "ohhs" ] 238 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:48,154 -He means that on a higher... 239 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:49,288 [ Audience "ohhs" ] 240 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,656 ...a higher level, Colin. 241 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,725 Is that what happened to you on a higher level? 242 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,794 -Yes, I'm supposing it is. 243 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:59,432 I do find a personal feeling towards this story. 244 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:01,300 -I can't hear you, Colin. Let 'er rip. 245 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:04,971 -I'm doing it now. 246 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,872 -Ah. 247 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,608 No, no, no. [ Audience "ohhs" ] 248 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:11,143 -Oh! 249 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:12,445 Come on. 250 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:13,713 [ Laughter ] 251 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:15,247 -Colin, now that you're there, 252 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:19,418 any affinity towards being a Brazilian now? Anything? 253 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,188 -Absolutely. [ Audience "ohhs" ] 254 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:23,689 I've had -- 255 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:27,126 [ Audience "ohhs" ] 256 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:30,229 I defy you to look at this and not make a noise. 257 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:32,598 [ Laughter ] -Oh. 258 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,101 -That is a smooth one, huh? -Yes. 259 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,837 He knows to wax a poetic towel. 260 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,705 -It's just getting crazy here. 261 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,741 -I can't hear you. 262 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:44,176 -Oh! -Oh, oh! 263 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:47,046 -This is insane! -Oh. 264 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:50,516 Colin, describe what's going on right now. 265 00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:52,485 -Oh. 266 00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:55,154 Oh. -Ugh. 267 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:56,822 -Oh. -Oh. 268 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,758 -It makes you wanna become a mountain man. 269 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,292 -Oh, no. -Oh. 270 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,329 -Well, you know what they say -- "hair" today, gone tomorrow. 271 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:05,031 -Oh. [ Cheers and applause ] 272 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:06,298 [ Buzzer ] 273 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,134 -Well, it seems very clear to me 274 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,269 that you have divined where you are. Would you like to say? 275 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:12,071 -I'm guessing it's some place where you get waxed. 276 00:11:12,104 --> 00:11:15,641 -Nicely done, Colin Mochrie. 277 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:20,379 Wonderful. Wonderfully done. 278 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,515 Sensational. 279 00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:25,651 I mean, that was really expertly executed. That was beautiful. 280 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,454 -It's gonna be odd that that one guy has a full orange beard 281 00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:31,290 and then no other hair on his body. 282 00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:33,159 -I don't think I've ever seen anything as difficult 283 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,560 as watching somebody get their belly button waxed. 284 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:35,561 -No. 285 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,797 -No. That was blaahhh! 286 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,632 -I was hoping that's what it was. 287 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,467 [ Laughter ] 288 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,736 [ Cheers and applause ] 289 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:47,440 -And now we're gonna play a game called "Props." 290 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,375 And this is for all four of our performers, guys, 291 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:51,811 so come on down. 292 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:55,214 Alright, Ryan and Gary, these are for you. 293 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:58,217 Wayne and Colin, do something with that. 294 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,752 So as you can see, 295 00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:01,120 each of them have a different set of props. 296 00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:02,988 They've got to use them in as many interesting ways 297 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,523 as they possibly can. 298 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:08,627 So, guys, if you're ready, let's start with Ryan and Gary. 299 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,329 -Hey, sailor. 300 00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:11,864 [ Laughter ] 301 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,868 -We'll drive the British back. Hold on. 302 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,670 [ Imitates swishing ] 303 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:19,972 [ Hissing ] 304 00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:21,974 [ Imitates explosion ] 305 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:24,844 [ Buzzer ] -Yeah. 306 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:28,114 -Air Force "Fun," can you see me on the runway? 307 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,583 [ Buzzer ] 308 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:32,685 -I wanna thank the Academy for this Oscar. 309 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:35,654 [ Laughter and applause ] 310 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,523 [ Buzzer ] 311 00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:39,425 -Normally I would fight you 312 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,560 to the death with a sword. 313 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:45,898 Today we use cocktail weenies! 314 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,600 [ Both laugh ] 315 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:48,701 Num, num, num, num, num, num. 316 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:49,769 [ Buzzer ] 317 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,208 -And that is sex. 318 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:57,409 [ Laughter ] 319 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,578 [ Buzzer ] 320 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,414 -Uh-oh. 321 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,951 Some little poodle got her tail permed. 322 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,019 [ Laughter ] 323 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,788 [ Buzzer ] 324 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:12,158 -And we lay one of the witch's flying monkeys to rest. 325 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:14,593 [ Audience "ohhs" ] 326 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,594 Oh. -Really? 327 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,863 -Sympathy for the flying monkey? 328 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,632 [ Laughter and applause ] 329 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:22,268 [ Buzzer ] 330 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,236 -Captain, the tribbles were run over by a truck. 331 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,838 -[ Gasps ] 332 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:27,406 No. [ Buzzer ] 333 00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:31,043 -Stand over there, buddy. 334 00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:32,711 15 points. [ Cheers and applause ] 335 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,313 Yeah! 336 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:35,548 [ Buzzer ] 337 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:42,087 -Who's that naughty butterfly on my window sill? 338 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,856 [ Laughter ] 339 00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:46,192 [ Buzzer ] 340 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:47,593 -Honey, are you alright? 341 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,628 -[ Shouting indistinctly in high-pitched voice ] 342 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,064 -I know that was you. -[ Normal voice ] Oh, sorry. 343 00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,333 I was trying to make you feel better. 344 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:56,168 -Come on in and make yourself some sweet tea. 345 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,236 I'm just getting ready. 346 00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:58,237 -Alright. -Mm. 347 00:13:58,270 --> 00:13:59,605 [ Buzzer ] 348 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:03,008 -[ Humming march ] 349 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:05,945 [ Laughter and applause ] 350 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:07,379 [ Buzzer ] 351 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:14,119 -[ As Mr. T ] I pity the fool. 352 00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:18,157 -Mr. T, things have changed with you. 353 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,225 [ Buzzer ] 354 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,862 -[ Grunting ] 355 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:23,863 And that's birth. 356 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:26,098 [ Laughter ] 357 00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:27,466 [ Buzzer ] 358 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,168 -Really? On that one? -No drama. 359 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,469 [ Cheers and applause ] 360 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,238 -See you again right after the break. 361 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:33,873 Don't go away. 362 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,511 ♪♪ 363 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,881 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 364 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,682 the show where everything is made up 365 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,584 and the points don't matter. 366 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,553 Now we're gonna play a game called "Greatest Hits." 367 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,822 This is a game for all four of our performers with the help 368 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:53,092 of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor on piano and guitar. 369 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,960 So, guys, come on down. 370 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:57,096 So here is how this game works. 371 00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:59,899 Ryan and Colin are two TV voiceover artists 372 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:02,234 talking about the latest compilation album, 373 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:05,104 and Wayne and Gary are gonna be singing snippets of the songs. 374 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,907 So now I need a suggestion from the audience. 375 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,575 Could you give me the name of a job 376 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:10,876 where you work with animals? 377 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:11,944 -Zookeeper! 378 00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:15,147 -Wow, really focused over here. 379 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:18,684 -Okay, so the name of your album is "Songs of a Zookeeper." 380 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,252 Alright, guys, take it away. 381 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:23,255 -We'll be right back to our Woody Allen war movie, 382 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:26,125 "Annie Halls of Montezuma," in just a second. 383 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,860 [ Laughter ] 384 00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,895 -The zookeeper. 385 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,765 That is a guy who keeps the zoo. He watches the animals, 386 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,434 he feeds them, he bathes them, and he washes them. 387 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:36,769 -He does many things. 388 00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:40,839 -Yes, he does. -You've listed most of them. 389 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,374 You know what I love about this album. 390 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:45,778 Not only do they have the usual styles that we always have 391 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:47,780 on these albums, but I don't know if you realize this, 392 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,415 but in the '40s, there was a period 393 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,283 where celebrity impersonators 394 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:54,420 of famous singers would do duets and sing songs together. 395 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,721 -I love when you tell me stories 396 00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,556 about the '40s. -Yeah. 397 00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:58,924 And this was one of the great, 398 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,760 where two great Louis Armstrong impersonators... 399 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,861 -Oh. -Yes. 400 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,331 -First man on the moon. -No. That's -- 401 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:08,133 [ Laughter ] 402 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,869 No. They were simply known as Two-y Armstrong. 403 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,237 -Oh? -Yeah. And they did 404 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:16,375 this great song called "The Pandas Aren't Mating." 405 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:17,910 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 406 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:20,446 -[ As Louis Armstrong ] Yeah, now. 407 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:23,015 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 408 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,718 Oh. Hey, Two-y. 409 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:29,688 -[ As Louis Armstrong ] ♪ Now, that's a Two-y ♪ 410 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,024 [ Scatting ] 411 00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,293 -[ Scatting ] 412 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,962 -[ Scatting ] 413 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,699 -[ Scatting ] 414 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,700 -Oh! 415 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,969 [ Both scatting ] 416 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,971 ♪ Because the pandas ♪ -♪ Pandas ♪ 417 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,240 -Pandas, they ain't mating. 418 00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:50,075 -Let me tell ya. 419 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,311 ♪ Hear the bell go "a-ring-a-ling-a-ling" ♪ 420 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,880 ♪ But look over there at old Ling-Ling ♪ 421 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,883 ♪ Ling-Ling ain't doing what Ling-Ling need to do ♪ 422 00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,618 -♪ Need to do ♪ -Yeah. 423 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:02,688 -♪ Oh, now, Ling-Ling ain't getting that thing-thing ♪ 424 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:05,457 ♪ Oh, no, Ling-Ling, no ding-a-ling, no, no ♪ 425 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:09,495 ♪ No, no, the pandas, they ain't mating ♪ 426 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,364 -♪ Now, those kangaroos is hopping ♪ 427 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,499 -Hop. -♪ For them ♪ 428 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,100 ♪ There is no stopping ♪ 429 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:19,772 ♪ And the alligators is getting it on over yonder ♪ 430 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,307 -♪ But the lions ain't trying at all ♪ 431 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:23,509 -Unh-unh. 432 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,477 -♪ And the pandas, oh, it's a ball ♪ 433 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:26,812 ♪ 'Cause the pandas ♪ 434 00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:28,013 -♪ Is, is ♪ 435 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,382 ♪ Said, the pandas ♪ 436 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,151 ♪ 'Cause the pandas ♪ 437 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:33,285 [ Scatting ] 438 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:36,321 ♪ Ain't mating ♪ 439 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:38,090 ♪ Yeah ♪ 440 00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:40,492 -[ Scatting ] 441 00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:43,562 [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah. 442 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,064 Crazy. 443 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,468 -[ Laughs ] Been there. 444 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,236 [ Laughter ] 445 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,974 Hey, Col. -Yeah? 446 00:17:56,008 --> 00:18:00,045 -What do you get when you take a Smurf dog out for a walk? 447 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:05,818 -I'm gonna say, because I know your mind, "blue grass." 448 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,319 -That's right. 449 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,421 That's right. You got it. 450 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,356 [ Laughter ] 451 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,591 That is so good. -Yeah. 452 00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:14,526 -And, you know, when I think bluegrass songs 453 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,196 and I think zookeepers, I think of one that's -- 454 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:20,499 It's a little bit sad, but it's a bluegrass hit, 455 00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:23,836 the zookeeper song, "The Penguins Are Hot." 456 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:28,040 [ Bluegrass music plays ] 457 00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:30,576 -♪ Oh, lookity, lookity, right outside ♪ 458 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,644 ♪ Oh, there ain't a place for the penguins to hide ♪ 459 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:37,149 ♪ Oh, my goodness gracious, I think the penguins are hot ♪ 460 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,218 -♪ Used to be I saw them everywhere ♪ 461 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,453 ♪ And now they just smoke everywhere ♪ 462 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:45,090 ♪ Oh, goodness gracious, them penguins are hot ♪ 463 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,993 -♪ Yeah, because I know the penguins are left ♪ 464 00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:50,262 ♪ Get something with SPF ♪ 465 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,197 ♪ Slather it on, and you know what you got ♪ 466 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,366 ♪ The penguin, I don't think the penguin's hot ♪ 467 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:56,335 ♪ But God burn it ♪ -♪ Yeah, burning ♪ 468 00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,837 -♪ The penguins are hot ♪ 469 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,640 ♪ And shade ain't something that I think they got ♪ 470 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:02,841 -Yeah. 471 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,444 ♪ Them polar bears, they got a chill ♪ 472 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,446 ♪ Check me like polar bears will ♪ 473 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:12,084 ♪ But, goodness gracious, there, them penguins are hot ♪ 474 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:13,852 -♪ Ain't nowhere, just look what you made ♪ 475 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,154 ♪ You got a penguin running back and back ♪ 476 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:16,555 ♪ And trying to find shade ♪ 477 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:19,992 ♪ Oh, no, 'cause I think that the penguins are hot ♪ 478 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:23,028 -♪ Well, you can march like a penguin ♪ 479 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:25,030 ♪ Running through heck ♪ 480 00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:27,199 ♪ Them there penguins are sweating so much ♪ 481 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:30,002 ♪ They got sweat rings 'round their necks ♪ 482 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:32,371 -♪ Even the narration by Morgan Freeman ♪ 483 00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:34,439 ♪ Couldn't help them at all ♪ 484 00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:38,143 ♪ Because I'm thinking they might die ♪ 485 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,879 -♪ E-- Okay ♪ 486 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,214 [ Laughter ] 487 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:44,082 [ Buzzer ] 488 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,285 [ Cheers and applause ] 489 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,821 -Don't go away. 490 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,291 We'll be right back with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 491 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:53,692 right after this. 492 00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:59,731 ♪♪ 493 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,200 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", 494 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,801 where I decided that tonight's winner 495 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,303 is the lovely Wayne Brady. 496 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:06,138 -What? -The lovely Wayne Brady. 497 00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:08,907 As a reward, I want you to read out the credits as a preacher 498 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,577 and the other three are your chorus during a sermon. 499 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,179 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 500 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,481 -Now, the Lord said go forth and make things up. 501 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,283 That is why, Dan Patterson, 502 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:22,020 in Leviticus 14, he said, "Do what I do, 503 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,655 say what I say. 504 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,390 I make the funny." 505 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:28,327 And then Geraldine, she pointed to each with her camera. 506 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,829 That's what I did. I said, "I'll heal you." 507 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,397 -Oh! -I shall heal -- 508 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,299 Oh, I can't do anything for you. 509 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,101 -Oh, try, brother. Try to heal him. 510 00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:38,170 -I can't do anything for you. You! Walk! 511 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,972 -Oh. -It worked. 512 00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:42,541 He's walking. He is walking. 513 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,843 And thank you very much, fellas. 514 00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,546 Thank you. 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