1 00:00:01,968 --> 00:00:03,236 Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:06,806 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:11,378 On tonight's show, steak and eggs, Brad Sherwood. 4 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:14,080 Fish and chips, Jeff Davis. 5 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:16,549 Bread and butter, Colin Mochrie. 6 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:21,821 And mac and cheese, it's Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,590 And I'm Aisha Tyler. 8 00:00:23,623 --> 00:00:25,492 Let's make some stuff up. 9 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:29,329 [Applause] 10 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:34,667 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 11 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,503 The show where everything is made up 12 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:38,171 and the points don't matter. 13 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,407 We do not have our beloved Wayne Brady here tonight, 14 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,876 but it is going to be a killer show nonetheless. 15 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:44,044 And we're going to get started right now, 16 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:47,981 with a game entitled "Scenes from a Hat." 17 00:00:48,014 --> 00:00:49,983 This is for all four of our performers, 18 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:51,584 so, come on down. 19 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:54,254 Ryan and Colin are over there. Brad and Jeff are over here. 20 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:55,855 Now, before the show, we asked our audience 21 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,290 to write down some ideas for scenes 22 00:00:57,323 --> 00:00:59,159 they'd like to see acted out by our gentlemen performers. 23 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:02,429 and I have those suggestions in this very masculine hat. 24 00:01:02,462 --> 00:01:03,830 I'm going to read them out, and we're going to see 25 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:05,031 what our performers can come up with. 26 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,267 So, gentlemen, if you're ready, 27 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:12,238 "If Dr. Seuss delivered bad news." 28 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,745 -I know you're feeling in a haze, 29 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:21,214 but please enjoy your last three days. 30 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:22,882 [ Applause ] 31 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,250 [ Buzzer ] 32 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:31,157 -Your parents are dead. They died in a car. 33 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:33,493 They got eaten by a scrabbledy-nibbledy-nar. 34 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:35,462 [ Laughter ] 35 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:37,230 They got eaten by a flappity-flippledy-dip. 36 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:41,000 They fell off a cliff in a poopledy-pip. 37 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:42,836 They're bones are all crushed. They're down in the mush. 38 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:45,839 They're down in a spliggetly-splaggetly-sploosh. 39 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:47,674 They bled in the floor. They bled in the air. 40 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:49,175 They bled in the flippeldy-gibbeldy-gare. 41 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:50,210 [ Buzzer ] 42 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:53,079 [ Applause ] 43 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,715 -I can't -- I was enjoying it. 44 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:56,916 That's so fun. 45 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:05,258 "Times when a slap to the face really doesn't help." 46 00:02:08,761 --> 00:02:10,463 -Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, 47 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:11,598 and nothing but the truth? 48 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:12,665 -I do. 49 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:14,467 [ Laughter ] 50 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:29,315 -Here's my insurance, my license. 51 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:32,385 [ Laughter ] 52 00:02:32,418 --> 00:02:33,386 Oh. 53 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:35,421 Oh. 54 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:37,056 You don't have the guts. 55 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,258 [ Laughter ] 56 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:39,792 [ Buzzer ] 57 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,694 [ Applause ] 58 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:49,502 -Honey, I don't want you to worry. 59 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:50,803 This happens to a lot of guys. 60 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,772 It's really quite normal. 61 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:55,808 Pull it together, man. 62 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,243 -Hey, it worked! 63 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:58,545 [ Laughter ] 64 00:02:58,578 --> 00:02:59,612 Hit me again. 65 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:00,680 Oh, my God. 66 00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:02,715 [ Applause ] 67 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:13,326 -"Weird things to read on a warning sign or label." 68 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:17,363 -It says "Slap before opening." 69 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:19,232 [ Applause ] 70 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:26,973 -"Do not take." 71 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:28,641 [ Laughter ] 72 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:34,447 [ Buzzer ] 73 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:38,117 -"May cause loose stool, diarrhea, or the [bleep]." 74 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:39,719 [ Laughter ] 75 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:42,555 [ Buzzer ] 76 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:45,725 -"For an erection that lasts more than four hours, 77 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:48,161 take pictures and measure against..." 78 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:51,798 [ Laughter ] 79 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:55,101 "...and measure against your shoe." 80 00:03:55,134 --> 00:03:56,102 [ Buzzer ] 81 00:03:56,135 --> 00:03:58,071 [ Laughter ] 82 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:05,878 -"Unlikely subjects for a love song." 83 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:09,916 -♪ Imagine me and you, and my dad, and my friends ♪ 84 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:11,784 [ Buzzer ] 85 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:18,324 -Against your shoe? 86 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:21,094 I thought you were going to say measure against your friends. 87 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:22,895 -To get a good visual on it, 88 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,564 I think measuring it against your shoe 89 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:28,701 would give you a good idea of its total length. 90 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:30,236 -But shoes are different sizes. 91 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,338 -I know, but against my shoe, I would look at it, and go, 92 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:33,873 "That's a pretty big [bleep]." 93 00:04:33,906 --> 00:04:36,309 [ Laughter ] 94 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:38,878 -We're going to play a game now that's called "Secret." 95 00:04:38,911 --> 00:04:40,246 This game is for Ryan and Colin, 96 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,215 so come this way, gentlemen. 97 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:44,117 The way this game works is that Ryan and Colin 98 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,085 are going to improvise a scene in which one of them 99 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,687 has a secret in the form of a prop 100 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,522 which they'll discover at some point as they go through 101 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:51,324 the scene, at their leisure, at their discretion. 102 00:04:51,357 --> 00:04:53,793 The scene is, Ryan, you're Noah. 103 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:55,595 Colin, you're his wife. 104 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,163 That's all I have for you. Do what you can. 105 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,600 -Ugh. 106 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:03,703 -It's starting to rain. You better hurry. 107 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:04,937 -I got to cut more wood. 108 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,572 I've only got the front of the boat done. 109 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:09,542 -Well, that's not going to take all the animals. 110 00:05:09,575 --> 00:05:10,843 -Remember, I said two of each. 111 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:12,245 -Yeah. One of each? 112 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:14,580 -Yeah. 113 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:15,615 -Hey, I just thought of something. 114 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:16,983 We're the only human couple. 115 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:18,618 -Well... -I got a lot of work to do. 116 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:21,854 -No, you don't, because you're not coming. 117 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:24,791 -Well, good time to find out. -Well, there's... 118 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,326 there's no room for you. 119 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:29,228 -Oh, well, why don't we just -- we don't need all this luggage. 120 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:31,631 -Well, no, I packed it for you. I thought might want to -- 121 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:36,202 -"Noah's Fried Animals." 122 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:41,307 Well, you got some 'splaining to do. 123 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,942 -Wow, that's quite an odor, isn't it? 124 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:44,043 -Yeah. 125 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,511 [ Laughter ] 126 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:49,182 -Mm, rhino ribs. You'd love rhino ribs. 127 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:50,917 -This is outrageous. -I'm sorry. 128 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:52,852 I'm not a good builder. I'm not -- 129 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:54,354 -I don't care about the building. 130 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:56,489 You slaughtered half of the Earth's species. 131 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:59,025 -It's not slaughtering them. I'm not wasting them. 132 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:00,793 We have to eat them now, 133 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:02,829 before God knows I've slaughtered the animals. 134 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,197 [ Laughter ] 135 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,132 -Oh, yeah. Yeah, if we eat them now, he'll never know. 136 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:08,568 -He's sleeping right now. -How do you know? 137 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:09,602 How do you know he's sleeping? 138 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:12,605 -Because I can talk to God. I'm Noah. 139 00:06:12,638 --> 00:06:14,807 Oh, what, God? 140 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:17,643 He doesn't like you very much. 141 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:21,748 He said he wants you to eat all that food. 142 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,182 Why don't you start now? 143 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:28,287 God, that's an aroma. 144 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,322 -You sure you don't want any? 145 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:30,490 -I'll have one, just to test them. 146 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:34,293 Oh, no. 147 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:35,495 Mmm, crisp. 148 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,032 [ Audience screams ] 149 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,367 Hurry. Hurry. 150 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,604 You've only got 500 more to go. 151 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:46,839 Ooh, there's milk. 152 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:52,445 [ Buzzer ] 153 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:56,582 -God, that stinks. That is horrible. 154 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:57,717 -Ugh! -Smell that. 155 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,051 Did you smell that? -Yes. 156 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,286 I can smell it. 157 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:02,622 [ Applause ] 158 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:03,756 -Smell that. 159 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:04,791 -No, no, I don't want to smell it. 160 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:05,958 Oh, come on. 161 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:08,060 -Smell it. Maybe the crowd wants some. 162 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,929 -It smells like freshmen year of college. 163 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:11,164 -You guys want some chips? 164 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:12,231 Open that up. 165 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,533 Open that up. Take some. 166 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:15,067 Yeah, there you go. 167 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,103 [ Applause ] 168 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:24,744 -He literally did, like, the "Whose Line" equivalent of 169 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,045 "Everybody Smell My Finger." 170 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:27,280 That's what he just did. 171 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:29,182 And you were like, "Okay. What does it smell like?" 172 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,183 All of you. 173 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:33,419 -Eat it. Eat it. Eat it. 174 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,554 Eat it. 175 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:35,655 [ Audience joining in chant ] 176 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:37,190 -Don't. Don't. No, no, no, no, no. 177 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:38,658 [ Cheering ] 178 00:07:38,691 --> 00:07:39,759 -Very proud of you. 179 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:40,927 Very proud of you. 180 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,298 -Get him to sign something, quick. 181 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:49,335 -Swallow it. Swallow it. Swallow it. 182 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:51,471 -Like I said, freshmen year of college. 183 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:54,040 [ Laughter ] 184 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:55,441 Hey, everybody, stick around. 185 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,677 There's more "Whose Line" for you right after this. 186 00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:59,011 Do not move. 187 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:06,619 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 188 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:09,188 We're going to keep things moving, now, with a game called 189 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,256 "Kick It." 190 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:11,390 This is a game for Colin and Brad, 191 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:12,625 so come on down. 192 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:13,860 [ Applause ] 193 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:15,928 The way this game works is that Brad and Colin 194 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:17,196 are going to start a scene, 195 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,333 but whenever one of them says the words "kick it," 196 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:25,371 the other will have to rap until the other person says "word." 197 00:08:25,404 --> 00:08:29,175 We won't focus on the fact that, um... 198 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:32,311 -What? 199 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,779 -Both of you are White. 200 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,648 Now, from -- 201 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:37,416 [ Laughter ] 202 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,352 Now, from the audience, I'm going to need an example 203 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:41,020 of an exciting outdoor activity. 204 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:42,922 What's an exciting outdoor activity? 205 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:44,790 [ Audience shouting ideas ] 206 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:48,394 Alright. How about ski jumping? 207 00:08:48,427 --> 00:08:50,162 -How about it? -Ski jumping. 208 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,731 Whenever you're ready, gentlemen, 209 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:53,633 you're going to do some rapping about ski jumping. 210 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:54,767 Take it away. 211 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,602 -Well, it's time for us to get ready 212 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:59,839 for the two-man long ski jump. 213 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,707 -I've never been so excited in my life. 214 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:04,310 -Yes, harness that adrenaline. 215 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:05,344 -Kick it. 216 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:09,282 [ Music begins ] 217 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:12,084 -♪ Well, what you got to do is harness that adrenaline ♪ 218 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:14,654 ♪ It's hard to do when you're White rapping, no melanin ♪ 219 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:16,155 ♪ What you got to do is eat all night ♪ 220 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:18,457 ♪ You got to keep on rappin', even though you're White ♪ 221 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,927 ♪ And then, you got to do, you got to have the blues ♪ 222 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,229 ♪ You got to put your skis in stack like a luge ♪ 223 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:25,765 ♪ Then, you're goin' up, and then you just jump ♪ 224 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:27,867 ♪ It's kind of like doing the alpine hump ♪ 225 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,335 -Word. 226 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:32,471 [Applause] 227 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:35,141 -It's just that simple. 228 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:37,276 -I'm so happy that we're doing this together. 229 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,644 We're going to make history. 230 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:44,050 I hope it goes better than the uphill luge. 231 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,051 -Kick it. 232 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:49,155 [ Music begins ] 233 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:51,958 -♪ Well, we had some trouble on uphill luge ♪ 234 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:53,859 ♪ Because we had too much booze ♪ 235 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:56,228 ♪ We went up the hill against gravity ♪ 236 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,464 ♪ That doesn't happen well, you see ♪ 237 00:09:58,497 --> 00:10:00,600 ♪ And we got to the top of the mountain, there ♪ 238 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:03,302 ♪ And then, it got cold, and out fell my hair ♪ 239 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,871 ♪ It ran down the side of the mountain ♪ 240 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:08,374 ♪ Just running like an out of fountain ♪ 241 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:10,343 ♪ Look at me, look what I'm doing ♪ 242 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:13,312 ♪ I'm just pretending I am screwing ♪ 243 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,513 -Word. 244 00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:19,251 [ Applause ] 245 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,786 -I'm sorry. 246 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,922 -I don't -- I don't want you to throw out your core. 247 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,925 -No, I -- it's just, when I get nervous, I -- 248 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,560 I do mime copulation. 249 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:28,894 -Yes. 250 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:31,230 It's common in ski jumping. 251 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:36,869 It's called autoerotic air humping. 252 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,004 -Kick it. 253 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:41,807 [ Music begins ] 254 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,276 -♪ It's called autoerotic air humping ♪ 255 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,812 ♪ It happens to a lot of people when they are jumping ♪ 256 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,814 ♪ It's crazy. It really is something ♪ 257 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:51,450 ♪ It's better than [bleep] your pants and dumping ♪ 258 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,386 ♪ Telling you, it will make you beg ♪ 259 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,955 ♪ I had one ski jumper who humped my leg ♪ 260 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,157 ♪ He was so nervous it made me cry ♪ 261 00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:00,526 ♪ But now, I want you to give it a try ♪ 262 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:01,761 ♪ It really is easy ♪ 263 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:02,995 ♪ It's not too hard ♪ 264 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:05,164 ♪ And at the bottom will be a Saint Bernard ♪ 265 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:07,466 ♪ Well, I see this has really been fun ♪ 266 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,835 ♪ But now, you see, my rap is already done ♪ 267 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:12,238 ♪ So, you could just now help me out ♪ 268 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:14,807 ♪ With saying something that you could shout ♪ 269 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,809 ♪ Just say it once, and you'll help me ♪ 270 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,278 ♪ W-O-R and D ♪ 271 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:21,414 ♪ You see, then, I could be set free ♪ 272 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:23,783 ♪ And then, we could down the mountain and ski ♪ 273 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:26,285 ♪ But no, you're gonna hang me out to dry ♪ 274 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:28,554 ♪ You gonna make me rap until I die ♪ 275 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,823 ♪ Well, that's okay, I... ♪ 276 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,092 ♪ And make me rap until I'm out of breath ♪ 277 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,360 -Word. 278 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:35,861 [ Applause ] 279 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,798 [ Buzzer ] 280 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,800 [ Applause ] 281 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,372 -Thank you. 282 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:51,010 -Well, that was adorable. 283 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,712 [ Laughter ] 284 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:55,614 And if you ever wondered what your college professor 285 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,183 looked like rapping, now you know. 286 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,951 -Yes. 287 00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:01,654 -We're starring in a new film, "Straight Out of Brentwood." 288 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:04,657 [ Laughter ] 289 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,693 -My friends, it's time to play a game called "Props." 290 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,529 This is for all four of our performers, in two pairs. 291 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,933 Ryan and Jeff, this is for you. 292 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:15,468 -That's us? -Yeah. 293 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,002 And, uh...yeah. 294 00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,371 Brad, Colin, do what you can. 295 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,207 Okay, so, here's how this is going to go. 296 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,875 Each of our teams have a different set of props. 297 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,410 They've got to use them in as many interesting ways 298 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:25,811 as they possibly can. 299 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:31,050 So, whenever you guys are ready, Ryan and Jeff, take it away. 300 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,118 -Go get my shoe. -Okay. 301 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:34,353 [ Laughter ] 302 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,089 [ Buzzer ] 303 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,090 -That's pretty good. 304 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,391 -Ricola. 305 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,060 [ Laughter ] 306 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:48,801 -The bathroom's right over there. 307 00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:49,869 -No. 308 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:50,936 [ Laughter ] 309 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,004 Thank you. 310 00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:53,672 [ Buzzer ] 311 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,908 -Quick, here comes the Queen. 312 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,843 [ Laughter ] 313 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:00,780 [ Buzzer ] 314 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,715 -Okay, Mrs. Robinson, push. 315 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:07,820 Push, Mrs. Robinson. Push. 316 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:09,488 Push! 317 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,489 [ Buzzer ] 318 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:14,026 -Push. Push. 319 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,661 Damn these polar bears. 320 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:18,564 [ Buzzer ] 321 00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:20,533 -Hey, Big Bird. 322 00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,835 [ Laughter ] 323 00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:28,507 [ Buzzer ] 324 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,043 -If you have any idea, please send to CW, 325 00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:33,279 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 326 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,814 We'll take the top 100 answers, 327 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:37,116 and then, do this later on. 328 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,551 [ Laughter ] 329 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,053 [ Buzzer ] 330 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:42,288 -My last quarter. 331 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:44,924 [ Sound effect of lever pulling ] 332 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:45,925 [ Sound effect of coins dropping ] 333 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,326 [ Laughter ] 334 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:50,362 I'm rich. 335 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:52,164 [ Buzzer ] 336 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,833 -Gee, Fred, where are we going? 337 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,501 -Yabba-dabba-doo. 338 00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:56,969 [ Buzzer ] 339 00:13:57,002 --> 00:14:00,506 [ Applause ] 340 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:01,774 -Alright. Join me after the break 341 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,509 for more hilarity from our "Whose Line" team 342 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:04,743 right after these messages. 343 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,145 Stick around. 344 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,519 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 345 00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:17,556 Where everything is made up, and the points don't matter. 346 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,291 And now, we're going to play a game entitled "Greatest Hits." 347 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,826 This is a game for all four of our performers, 348 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,062 with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor 349 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,396 on piano and guitar. 350 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,798 Come this way. 351 00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,366 The way this game works is that Ryan and Colin 352 00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,235 are two television voiceover performers 353 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:31,370 talking about the very latest compilation album. 354 00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,072 And Brad and Jeff are going to sing snippets 355 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:34,073 of the songs on that album. 356 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,975 So, what I need is a suggestion 357 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:38,477 from the audience, here, of a popular American sport. 358 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,546 What is a popular American sport? 359 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,882 [ Audience shouting ideas ] 360 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:46,452 Lots of great ideas, but I'm going to go with football. 361 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:47,753 Great American sport of football. 362 00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:50,389 So, the name of this album is "Songs of Football." 363 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,191 Football songs. Take it away. 364 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:56,095 -Well, our documentary on premature [bleep] 365 00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:59,365 ended a little faster than we expected. 366 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,700 But that gives us more time to sell this wonderful CD. 367 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,235 -Ha ha ha ha. 368 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:06,138 -Well...one of Am-- 369 00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:09,375 -[Bleep] 370 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,677 -One of America's favorite sports is, of course, football. 371 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,379 -Oh, love it. -And there are millions 372 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,214 of songs celebrating that very sport. 373 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,516 -Uh-huh. 374 00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:19,818 You know, I love my B-52's. 375 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:20,986 -Oh, I know. 376 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,088 -Not just the group, but as a bomber, as well. 377 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,224 And you know, when I think B-52's, 378 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,259 and I think fitball -- football -- or feetball - 379 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,661 feetball? -Yes, that makes more sense. 380 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,462 -It does make sense. -You use more than one foot. 381 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,298 -Yes. You can't run with one foot. 382 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,432 -Yeah. 383 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,403 -I'm going on "Shark Tank." 384 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,904 [ Laughter ] 385 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,773 -Oh, I hope it's an actual shark tank. 386 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:43,208 -You know, when I think The B-52's, 387 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,643 and I think about football, 388 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,447 I think of the one that was on the top of the charts [mumbles]. 389 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,815 I turned into a duck, there. 390 00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:51,350 Did you see? -You did. 391 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:54,586 -That B-52 hit, "Concussion Protocol." 392 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:58,757 [ Music begins ] 393 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:03,062 ♪♪ 394 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,931 -♪ Well, I went out on the field yesterday ♪ 395 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,001 ♪ And I saw the referee start to say ♪ 396 00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,669 ♪ That you got bumped on the head ♪ 397 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,438 ♪ Now, you're gonna be dead ♪ 398 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,605 ♪ Oh, my gosh ♪ 399 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,740 ♪ What do they call it? ♪ 400 00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:16,909 ♪ Concussion protocol ♪ 401 00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:20,512 -♪ Concussion protocol ♪ 402 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,147 -♪ Concussion protocol ♪ 403 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:26,552 -♪ Concussion pro-pro-protocol ♪ 404 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,020 -♪ Concussion protocol ♪ 405 00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:29,989 -♪ Well, I walked on the field, I was feeling tall ♪ 406 00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,623 ♪ But then, I bumped my head ♪ 407 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,092 ♪ Concussion protocol ♪ 408 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,727 ♪ I saw big things there ♪ 409 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:35,961 ♪ They were like giant clams ♪ 410 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,663 ♪ But they were big, blue, and yellow ♪ 411 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,098 ♪ They were L.A. Rams ♪ 412 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:42,101 ♪ They had moved to a town from long ago ♪ 413 00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,937 ♪ And I said, "It's time to do the show" ♪ 414 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:48,040 ♪ And then, someone came up to me, and said ♪ 415 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:53,012 ♪ "Hey, Brad, I think you really bumped your head." ♪ 416 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,279 -♪ Concussion protocol ♪ -♪ Protocol ♪ 417 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:57,516 -♪ Concussion protocol ♪ 418 00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:58,817 -♪ Follow my finger ♪ 419 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,419 -♪ I can't see your finger ♪ 420 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,821 -♪ You need a concussion protocol ♪ 421 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,025 -♪ Concussion protocol ♪ 422 00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:07,826 ♪ Concussion ♪ 423 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,662 -♪ Concussion protocol ♪ 424 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,866 [ Applause ] 425 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,401 -Well... -Was that shorter? 426 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,569 [ Applause ] 427 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,938 -You know what I love about this particular album is -- 428 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,240 -Chocolate? 429 00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:22,674 -No, this album. -Oh, I'm sorry. 430 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,410 -It doesn't come with chocolate. 431 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,677 But it does come with -- -It should. 432 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:26,845 [ Laughter ] 433 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,547 It's the only way I'd buy, like, Eminem, 434 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,249 is if they had, like, a chocolate cake in there. 435 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,517 -Yeah. 436 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,651 -Or, like, artists I don't really care for. 437 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,456 -Maybe you could put it in your shoe, and take a picture of it. 438 00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:38,490 -Oh, that'd be great. 439 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,159 [ Applause ] 440 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,294 That'd be great. -Yeah. 441 00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,029 One of the great things about this album 442 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,765 are the amazing duos on it. 443 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,333 -Duos? You mean two people. 444 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:51,270 -Wow, you've been studying. 445 00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:54,273 And one of the most unusual duos, 446 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:55,674 I'm talking, of course, 447 00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,576 Bob Dylan and Christopher Walken. 448 00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:58,777 -What? -Yeah. 449 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:02,081 -On one album? -On one album, on one song. 450 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:06,085 -Song? Song? 451 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,586 -Song. 452 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:11,957 So, sit back, and just listen to this -- "My Balls Deflated." 453 00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:16,161 [ Music begins ] 454 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:19,665 -♪ Well, I know that I am aggravated ♪ 455 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,134 ♪ 'Cause I found my balls deflated ♪ 456 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,770 ♪ I was painful situated ♪ 457 00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:27,339 Feeling all and, oh, outdated. 458 00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,942 ♪ Though I kept my eyes appealed ♪ 459 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,544 ♪ I knew I would never yield ♪ 460 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:35,114 ♪ Going down the gridiron field ♪ 461 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,716 ♪ That's when I fell on my shield ♪ 462 00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,985 ♪ I ♪ 463 00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:42,187 ♪ Ooooh ♪ 464 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,823 ♪ I ♪ 465 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,726 ♪ Ooooh ♪ 466 00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:50,262 -♪ I'm down ♪ 467 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,563 ♪ I'm sad ♪ 468 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,401 ♪ My balls are flat ♪ 469 00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:58,070 [ Laughter ] 470 00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:03,108 ♪ I can't throw a ball if there's no air inside ♪ 471 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,344 ♪ Hey, mister ball inflater guy ♪ 472 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:08,046 ♪ I wish you died ♪ 473 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,781 -♪ Well, he's down and sad ♪ 474 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,049 ♪ His balls are flat ♪ 475 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,852 ♪ Mister ball deflater, what about that? ♪ 476 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:18,223 ♪ Fill up his balls, and that would be out of a rut ♪ 477 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,758 -♪ Scooby-dooby-doo ♪ 478 00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:21,927 -♪ But you can't fill your balls ♪ 479 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,729 ♪ Going down the hallowed halls ♪ 480 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,030 -♪ Sha-la-la ♪ 481 00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:28,033 -♪ You don't fill the balls, a patriot ♪ 482 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:30,302 -♪ Sha-nonny-nonny-hey ♪ 483 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,604 -♪ They don't ♪ 484 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:33,972 -♪ Sha-nonny-nonny-no ♪ -♪ Fill the balls at all ♪ 485 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,575 -♪ Hey, guy who's supposed to inflate my balls ♪ 486 00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,410 ♪ I'm going to kill your family ♪ 487 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,114 [ Applause ] 488 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:44,750 [ Buzzer ] 489 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,084 -Okay, everybody. 490 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,786 Find out who won our show after this short break. 491 00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:49,788 There's more "Whose Line" coming at you right after this. 492 00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:50,822 Stick around. 493 00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:58,830 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 494 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,265 That's the end of our show. 495 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:03,302 Oh, tonight, our winners are Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood. 496 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,370 -Ooh, in your face. 497 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:06,471 -So, I'd like you to read off the credits 498 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,006 as if you are tellers in a bank 499 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,210 that's being held up by inept criminals, Ryan and Jeff. 500 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,444 What's going to happen? 501 00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:14,646 Thanks for watching, everybody. Goodnight. 502 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,814 -This gun is heavy. Would you hold my bullets? 503 00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:18,083 -Put the money in the bag. 504 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,351 -Hold my bullets. 505 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,553 -Do it. Do what he says. 506 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:22,588 Do what he says. 507 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:23,855 -What do you want? 508 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,224 -Put the money in -- Put the money in the bag. 509 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:26,658 -You better call Geraldine Dowd. 510 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,260 Sarah McHarry is really going to be mad 511 00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:29,928 at Chris Young, and Deena Katz, and Aisha Tyler, 512 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,430 and Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie, 513 00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:33,398 Brad Sherwood, Linda Taylor, Laura Hall, Neil Sidwell, 514 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,334 and Simon Miles, and Simon Wright, 515 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:38,737 and Marc Baker, and Alison Sideris. 516 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:41,240 This is all going to, absolutely, Hector Ramirez, 517 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,474 Michael Scott, James Stevens. 518 00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:44,643 Oh, my goodness. 519 00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,078 -Taxi. -Taxi. 520 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:47,379 -Taxi. 521 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,015 -- Captions by VITAC --